Adele Carpool Karaoke

HELLO?

IT'S ME.

I WAS WONDERING IF AFTER ALL THESE YEARS YOU'D LIKE TO MEET.

JUST HAVE A DRIVE AROUND.

HELLO?

HELLO FROM THE OUTSIDE.

ALL RIGHT, SEE YOU IN A MINUTE.

GREAT.

>> HELLO.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

>> James: OH, THANK YOU.

I APPRECIATE IT IT'S GOING TO BE FUN.

>> GREAT.

>> James: YOU ARE LOOKING FINE RIGHT NOW.

>> THANK YOU VERY MUCH, JAMES.

>> James: LOVING THIS BOB.

>> OH, THANKS, THANKS, VERY MUCH.

>> James: A TRIUMPH.

>> DON'T I LOOK LIKE A MUM.

>> James: I DON'T THINK SO.

IT IS MORE MANAGEABLE.

>> IT DRIES QUICKLY.

>> James: THAN THE LIFE, YOU KNOW.

>> I AM GOING TO USE MY HAIRLINE.

I CAN'T WORK OUT IF I SHOULD WEAR A WIG WIG OR HAVE A WEAVE.

>> James: I MEAN, WHAT I LIKE IS THAT YOU ARE COMING TO ME FOR THIS ADVICE.

(LAUGHTER).

>> James: DO YOU MIND IF WE LISTEN TO MUSIC.

>> YES, IT'S SUCH A SHAME IT'S RAININGMENT I FEEL LIKE AMERICAS ARE GOING TO ASSUME THAT ENGLAND IS RUBBISH.

>> James: ♪ HELLO ♪ ♪ DHEERS PLAWS TOAT I'M IN CALIFORNIA DREAMING ♪ ♪ OF ABOUT WHO WE USED TO BE ♪ ♪ IT'S NO SECRET ♪ ♪ THAT THE BOTH OF US ♪ ♪ ARE RUNNING OUT OF TIME ♪ ♪.

>> THAT WAS AMAZING.

SO HELLO FROM THE OUTSIDE ♪ ♪ AT LEAST I CAN SEE THAT I'M TRYING ♪ ♪ TO TELL YOU I'M SORRY ♪ ♪ FOR BREAKING YOUR HEART ♪ ♪ BUT

IT'S CLEARLY DOESN'T TEAR YOU APART ♪ ♪ ANY MORE ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ANY MORE ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ ANY MORE ♪ ♪ NO ♪ ♪ COME ON ♪ ♪ >> James: YOU PLAYING THE DRUMS. >> I PLAY THE DRUMS IN THIS.

>> James: NO WAY!

>> YES, YES.

>> James: YOU'RE SHREDDING ON THE DRUMS. YOU ARE.

YOU-- THAT IS WHAT I HAVE ALWAYS SAID IS THAT YOU ARE THE FEMALE PHIL COLINS.

>> OH MY GOSH.

>> James: NO, NO, OH NO.

>> I'VE GOT A NEW-- .

>> YOU ARE DRIEFG, WHAT DO YOU SAY.

>> James: I CAN HOLD IT WHILE YOU WIPE DOWN.

>> I'M ALL RIGHT, I'M ALL RIGHT.

>> James: NO ONE IS GOING TO SEE IT.

(LAUGHTER) >> .

>> James: YOU USED TO BE.

>> I HAVE BEEN DRUNK TWO NIGHTS IN A ROW RECENTLY.

>> James: NO.

>> IT'S CHRISTMAS.

THE OTHER DAY I WENT WITH MY BEST FRIEND, I'M NOT GOING TO SEE HIM BEFORE CHRISTMAS.

I GOT THERE 7:45 AND I'M SITTING THERE, IT'S LIKE-- WHERE IS HE.

NORMALLY PUNK ACTUAL, I CALL HIM, WHERE ARE YOU, HE SAID 8:45.

SO I'M SITTING HERE FOR AN HOUR ON MY OWN LOOKING LIKE SUCH A LOSER.

SO I ORDERED A WINE AND THEN I HAVE NEVER GLASS OF WINE AND I SPOT A FAMILY, I WHEN OVER, A BIT DRUNK.

DID YOU CALL MY NAME, EARLIER?

I HAD MY SECURITY WITH ME, SORRY, BEING PROTECHIVE, WHATEVER.

I DID HEAR-- LET ME GET A-- GET YOUR MEAL FOR YOU.

AN I HAD ANOTHER GLASS OF WINE, AND MY FRIEND ARRIVED, HI TWO MORE GLASSES OF WINE, BEAR IN MIND I HAVEN'T HAD A DRINK IN EIGHT MONTHS.

AND THE NEXT DAY, IN THE PARK WITH MY KID.

AND I FIND THIS E-MAIL ADDRESS IN MY POCKET OF ANOTHER FAMILY FROM NASHVILLE WHO OBVIOUSLY TOLD ME IT WAS SOLD OUT SO MANAGED TO GET THEM TICKETS TO NASHVILLE.

>> WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I'M DRUNK.

ONE MORE GLASS OF WINE.

>> James: JUST LIKE-- LIKE-- GUYS,-- TAKE ME BACK TO THE START.

NEVER MIND ♪ ♪ I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOU ♪ ♪ I WISH NOTHING BUT THE BEST FOR YOU ♪ ♪ DON'T FORGET ME ♪ ♪ I BEG YOU ♪ ♪ I REMEMBER YOU SAID ♪ ♪ SOMETIMES IT LASTS IN LOVE ♪ ♪ AND

SOMETIMES IT HURTS INSTEAD ♪ ♪ NOTHING COMPARES ♪ ♪ NO WORRIES OR CARES ♪ ♪ REGRETS AND MISTAKES ♪ ♪ THEY'RE MEMORIES

MADE ♪ ♪ WHO WOULD HAVE KNOWN ♪ ♪ HOW BITTERSWEET THIS WAS ♪ ♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ♪ NEVER MIND ♪ ♪ I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOU ♪ ♪ I WISH NOTHING BUT THE BEST ♪ ♪ FOR YOU

♪ ♪ DON'T FORGET ME ♪ ♪ I BEG ♪ ♪ I REMEMBER YOU SAID ♪ ♪ SOMETIMES IT LASTS IN LOVE ♪ ♪ AND SOMETIMES IT HURTS INSTEAD ♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

>> James: WHAT DO YOU LISTEN TO IN THE CAR.

>> I JUST PUT THE RADIO ON.

I MEAN-- .

>> James: BUT YOU USED TO BE A HUGE-- FAN.

>> BUT THE OTHER DAY, IT WAS A TAPE.

>> James: NO, YOU WERE GENUINE.

>> A HUGE MOMENT IN MY LIFE WHEN THEY CAME OUT.

GIRL POWER, FIVE ORDINARY GIRLS WHO JUST, LIKE, DID SO WELL AND JUST GOT OUT O, I WANT TO GET OUT.

I JUST WANT TO GET OUT, AND IT WAS A REALLY IMPORTANT PERIOD OF MY LIFE.

>> James: DIDN'T YOU USED TO HAVE-- PARTY.

>> ON MY OWN.

WITH FIVE GIRLS BUT I USED TO DO-- .

>> James: WHO WERE YOU.

>> I WAS ALWAYS GERI.

>> James: REALLY?

>> I LOVE THAT AND THEN SHE LEFT.

>> James: SHE LEFT THE BAND.

>> IT WAS THE FIRST TIME I WAS TRULY HEART BROCKEN.

>> James: WHEN SHE LEFT.

>> YEAH.

>> James: IS THAT WHAT SOMEONE LIKE YOU IS ABOUT?

(LAUGHTER) ♪ REALLY, REALLY WANT ♪ ♪ TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ♪ ♪ WHAT YOU REALLY, REALLY, REALLY WANT WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ♪ ♪ WHAT YOU REALLY, REALLY WANT ♪ I WANT A WANT A WANT ♪ ♪ A IF YOU WANT PIE FUTURE ♪ ♪ FORGET MY PAST ♪ ♪ IF YOU WANT TO GET WITH ME ♪ ♪ BETTER MAKE IT FAST ♪ ♪

NOW DON'T GO WASTING ♪ ♪ MY PRECIOUS TIME ♪ ♪ GET YOUR ACT TOGETHER ♪ ♪ WE CAN BE JUST FINE ♪ ♪ HERE IS A STORY FROM A TO Z ♪ ♪ HOW TO GET TO ME LISTEN CAREFULLY ♪ ♪ I'M IN A PLACE,

YOU GOT TO-- ♪ ♪ COME FOR FREE ♪ ♪ TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT ♪ ♪ [BLEEP] (LAUGHTER) IF YOU WANT TO BE MY LOVER ♪ ♪ >> James: YOU ARE FROM A DIFFERENT PLACE NOW, A HAPPIER PLACE.

>> YEAH.

>> James: DOES IT WORRY YOU YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO WRITE THE HITS.

>> I WAS WORRIED ABOUT THAT, FOR SURE.

AND I-- PART OF, YOU KNOW, I WANT-- I WANT MY FANS TO COME ON LIKE A JOURNEY WITH ME.

AND IT IS ONE OF THE REASONS I NAMED MY ALBUM AFTER MY AGE AS WELL.

IT'S SORT OF POLAROIDS, ALMOST, OF MY LIFE AT THAT TIME.

>> James: I MEAN WHERE DO YOU THINK WILL YOU STOP.

>> THIS IS THE LAST ALBUM AFTER MY AGE.

>> James: NO.

>> I BELIEVE IN TRIPPITY.

>> James: NO.

>> YEAH.

>> James: I WANT IT TO BE LIKE 77 [BLEEP] (LAUGHTER).

>> James: LEAVE ME ALONE.

>> OH MY GOD.

I WILL STILL DO THAT.

>> James: JUST ME AND MY CAT.

>> BAG LADY, AREN'T I.

♪ BE LIKE YOU DO ♪ ♪ ♪ ♪ TELL ME WHO DO I DO ♪ ♪ GIVE ME WITHIN I

KNOW ♪ ♪ THERE IS-- ALL I ASK ♪ ♪ THIS IS MY LIFE ♪ ♪ NOW ♪ ♪

WITH YOU ♪ ♪ HOLD ME LIKE-- GIVE ME A MEMORY ♪ ♪.

>> REALLY GOOD ♪ ♪ TAKE ME BY THE HAND ♪ ♪ OH WE DO ♪ ♪ IT

MATTERS YEAH ♪ ♪ BUT IF I NEVER-- ♪ ♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

>> James: YOU PROPERLY HANG OUT WITH LIKE-- YOU KNOW, YOU HANG WITH BEYONCE.

>> I WOULDN'T SAY HANG OUT.

>> James: BUT YOU ARE FRIENDS.

>> WE ARE VERY FRIENDLY WHEN WE SEE EACH OTHER.

>> James: BUT HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT GETTING YOUR OWN SQUAD LIKE TAYLOR SWIFT HAS A SQUAD.

>> I HAVE A SQUAD, LAURA DANIEL.

>> James: MY HUNCH IS IF YOU PUT TOGETHER A SQUAD WHICH WAS LIKE YOU, BEYONCE, JENNIFER LAWRENCE, SHE WOULD BRING AMY SCHUMER, AND THEN LIKE EMMA STONE, TAYLOR SWIFT'S SQUAD WOULD [BLEEP] THEMSELVES.

>> BUT THEY'RE AMAZONIAN, I'M ALSO TALL.

>> James: YOU GOT-- I HEARD A RUMOR, THAT YOU, THIS MAY BE SURPRISING SOME FANS, ARE QUITE THE RAPPER.

YOU CAN SPIT SOME RHYME.

>> I'M NOT THAT TALENTED ON ME OWN.

>> James: BUT YOU CAN SPIT SOME LYRICS.

YOU'VE GOT SOME RHYMES IN YOUR LOCKER.

♪ ♪ YEAH ♪ ♪ WILY WONKA SNROAT ♪ YOU CAN BE THE KING ♪ ♪ BUT THE QUEN CONQUERS ♪ ♪ FIRST THINGS FIRST, I EAT ♪ ♪ AND THAT'S WHAT I [BLEEP] TO DO ♪ ♪ FROM THE LAND THE MONSTER DO ♪ ♪ THE MONSTER IS YOU ♪ ♪ YOUR MONEY AND THE MONSTER CREW ♪ ♪ I'M

ALLA ALL AU UP IN THE BANG WITH THE FUNNY FACE ♪ ♪ REALLY, I DON'T GIVE [BLEEP] ♪ ♪ FORGET BARBIE ♪ ♪ I WILL SAY ♪ ♪ TO BE CHILD PLAY ♪ ♪ KILL ANOTHER CAREER ♪ ♪ IT'S A MILD DAY ♪ ♪

GIVING WHIPLASH ♪ ♪ THIS IS WHAT YOU LIVE FOR ♪ ♪ [BLEEP] >> James: SO NOW YOUR GRAMMY, YOUR OSCAR, ALL YOU NEED IS AN EMMY AND A TONY.

>> THE TONY IS PRETTY UNLIKELY.

WHAT AM I GOING TO BE DOING.

>> James: WRITING A HUGE MUSICAL.

>> I HAVEN'T GOT TIME FOR THAT.

>> James: NOT RIGHT NOW BUT AT SOME POINT.

>> WHAT IF I WANT KIDS-- .

>> James: SHUT THE FRONT DOOR.

THE SOONER YOU REALIZE THAT YOU ARE ADELE-- HOW DO YOU DO THAT.

>> I SAY MY LIFE, IT'S ME, ADELE.

>> James: BOOKING RESTAURANTS, DO YOU HAVE TO GO AND THEY GO AND UNDER WHAT NAME AND YOU GO ADELE.

THE ADELE.

>> NO,-- .

>> James: AND ARE THEY LIKE SORRY, NO TABLES.

AND YOU GO -- BUT WHEN I SAY I'M ADELE.

>> THEN I HAVE TO GET SOMEONE ELSE TO CALLK I CAN'T DROP ME OWN NAME.

>> James: THAT'S MY POINT.

I CALL OUT THE PHRASE, DROPPING THE A BOMB, THAT IS WHAT I CALL IT.

THAT IS WHAT I QUITE LIKE.

>> YOU HAVE TO DO THE J BOMB SOMETIMES, DON'T YOU.

>> James: NOT SUCH A BIG DEAL, ODDLY.

JAMES.

THE JAMES.

NO, NOT THAT ONE.

NO-- YEAH, NO.

>> NOT THAT ONE EITHER.

>> James: IT DOESN'T WORK QUITE AS WELL FOR ME AS IT DOES FOR YOU.

WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL ♪ ♪ ROLLING IN THE DEEP ♪ ♪ YOU HAD MY HEART AND SOUL ♪ ♪ IN YOUR HANDS ♪ ♪ NEVER HAD MET ME ♪ ♪ AND YOU PLAYED IT ♪ ♪ TO THE BEAT ♪ ♪

>> James: I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT IT, AND I THINK, AND LISTEN, YOU CAN SAY NO TO THIS OR JUST HAVE A THINK ABOUT IT.

>> RIGHT.

>> James: I THINK YOU NEED LIKE A-- YOU WILL BE OUTNMED, BECAUSE IT IS AN EMOTIONAL NIGHT.

A LOT OF PEOPLE.

I'M JUST SAYING, DURING THE UP NUMBERS, WHAT ABOUT-- A FRONT MAN.

THEN I COME UP.

>> OH ♪ YOU PLAY IT TO THE BEAT ♪ ♪ AND EVERYBODY GO ♪ ♪ WHAT, WHAT, WHAT ♪ ♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

>> James: GET YOUR HANDS UP ♪ ♪ OH, OH, OH ♪ ♪ ♪ I WAS SHOOTING FOR ♪ ♪ TO THE EO, E ♪ ♪ GET YOUR HANDS UP, EVERYBODY ♪ ♪ WHAT, WHAT, WHAT ♪ ♪ EVERYBODY PUT YOUR FIST IN THE AIR NOW ♪ ♪

YOU COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL ♪ ♪ YOU COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL ♪ ♪ ♪ COME ON, FRONT TO THE LEFT ♪ ♪ KEEP YOUR HANDS INSIDE THE CAR ♪ ♪ WE COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL ♪ ♪ WE'RE ROLLING IN THE DEEP ♪ ♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

>> James: THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR DRIVING AROUND WITH ME.

>> OH, THANK YOU.

>> James: IT GENUINELY IS A PLEASURE.

>> OH, GOOD.

I ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT.