boris tarshkokan flirting with vic (and the crew) for 10 minutes and 11 seconds

We all have a story to tell and sometimes those stories need to be shared with the world. Good evening. I'm

Vic Mccus back with another edition of Very important.

Okay, everybody remain calm, deep breath, [music] and focus on making sure that we got those lighting cues tightened up.

Okay. Oh, hi. Hello. I'm so sorry. I

didn't know you were on set yet. Please

take a seat. And uh please Oh, and and to you also. Oh, and so well that's kind of fun.

>> And now we are engaged for love.

>> What? What do you mean?

>> You did the love dance.

>> Oh, well then I So, and then so >> Okay. [laughter] So, why don't we take a

>> Okay. [laughter] So, why don't we take a seat here for a minute? Thank you.

>> So, I don't know how that's >> Sorry. Now we're doing that. Uh, please

>> Sorry. Now we're doing that. Uh, please

introduce yourself.

>> Aloha. I'm Boris Tarovakan. I'm from

Leufu.

>> The board of tourism sent you. Why do

you think they sent you specifically?

>> It's because I am bachelor. They want to send the best face they have in all the country. They want me to find love and

country. They want me to find love and bring them home to >> So you're looking for a partner.

Why are you looking at me like that? I'm

not dating right now. So I'm sort of I'm I'm sort of playing it casual.

>> Oh, you're not dating?

>> I recently got divorced and so I'm >> You don't even want to give it a try.

>> With who?

>> Lightning.

>> That Okay. So now watch this. Who are

you pointing at?

>> Sexy lightning.

>> Okay, >> it's a little longer.

>> Do you think? [laughter]

>> Okay. Well, you're looking for love.

You're looking to date. Even though I am not looking to date, so it definitely won't be me and I'm not interested.

>> You're not interesting in dating.

>> Well, I'll be interesting.

>> Next.

>> What?

>> Next. I have had so much fun on this date. You don't get your $17.

date. You don't get your $17.

>> That's That's not how this works. I

think you're referencing the television program Next from the mid200s right now.

So you can't call next day. If anything,

I would call next and then a new guest would come in.

>> No, I don't like this next.

>> No, you can't call next.

>> Well, I am not going to be happy to to see your room.

>> What?

>> You've probably got a messy room and I'm going to be like, I cannot date this person. Their boxers are everywhere.

person. Their boxers are everywhere.

That is the show Room Raiders that I show completely different. I've seen

them all.

>> I don't know if copyright works different in my hat.

>> That's okay. I got it. I'm sorry.

>> No, no, no. Please.

>> Oh, I got it. Don't worry.

>> No, I got it. I don't want them all.

Okay.

>> Okay. So,

okay. So, we're gonna do that.

>> Wow. You are so strong.

>> You're looking for love.

>> In all honesty, I am huge bachelor sleeping and sucking around, [ __ ] sucking through every town I go through.

[laughter] >> For some reason, and I'm sorry if this offends you, you don't give that vibe.

>> What about me does not give vibe?

>> To me, you sort of look like a divorce magician.

>> Some people like that. Maybe that's a thing. I love fufu and I don't

thing. I love fufu and I don't >> watch. Maybe I can show you my moves a

>> watch. Maybe I can show you my moves a little bit. Okay.

little bit. Okay.

>> So you understand what it is like to be promiscued by me.

>> What is your worst fear?

>> Marriage.

>> Really? Despite the fact that you were desperately looking for a spouse.

>> Mhm.

>> Why are you making that face?

>> I'm so scared. Maybe I need someone to hold me.

>> Well, maybe maybe somebody here is interested in holding you.

>> I've already slept with everyone here.

>> Everyone on set.

>> Everyone here?

>> Even Debie. Even Debbie

>> Debbiey's the hottest person on set.

>> Easily the hottest person on set.

>> Every single morning I try and make small talk with Debbie and I'm like, "Hey, what's going on? How was your weekend?"

weekend?" >> No, no, you have to go big talk.

>> What do you mean?

>> I cannot explain it. If I knew why I was so hot, you think I would capture it in a bottle and sell it.

>> I am sort of like when I meet people like out and about, you know, say we're at a coffee shop or something like that.

Here's how I sort of approach.

>> Okay. No, we'll play it out. I'll be

person with coffee.

>> Okay. Me, too.

>> Ooh, a dark latte. I love this.

>> Oh, what are you drinking? I'm drinking

a dark latte. I just said it out loud.

>> What is a dark latte? Cuz latte has milk in it and it makes the drink lighter.

>> Yeah. So, it does not have milk in it.

>> So, it's just a coffee. Okay. I feel

like there's probably >> me off. It went from midnight to six.

>> Let's just say at a bar, maybe that's a place that people go to meet. Okay, I'll

stand. Also, I'll take two drinks, please. I'll take a Sprite. Um, and I'll

please. I'll take a Sprite. Um, and I'll take a white wine.

>> I would go to war for you.

>> What?

>> I would take up arms and fight whatever enemy you sit to fight. What kind of war?

>> The war of love.

>> The war of people.

>> Uh-huh.

>> The war in space.

>> A space war.

>> A space war if it happens.

>> Are you an astronaut?

>> I could be for you.

>> Well, there is a lot of training to become an astronaut.

>> I would do whatever it takes to make you for me.

>> That worked on Debbie.

>> Hello, Debbie.

>> Don't wave.

>> What is your problem?

>> What do you mean what is my problem?

>> All I did was wanted to love you. All I

did was out of everyone I could have chosen.

>> It seems like you did choose everyone.

You said he's up to everyone on this set.

>> He's always the one that gets away.

>> This isn't hot. Here. Ready?

>> No. So now you can eat it off of there.

>> Wait. Gay people are not allowed to marry in this country.

>> They are now for now.

>> Thank god. Rainbow.

>> Okay. So you sort of got a bunch of lighting cues here. I'm seeing. It's so

crazy because when I said, "Can we move sort of a light to be a little softer on my face?" They said, "Um, absolutely

my face?" They said, "Um, absolutely not." We didn't have the budget for it.

not." We didn't have the budget for it.

>> What an amazing thing to celebrate in this country. Finally catching up to our

this country. Finally catching up to our country.

>> You have gay marriage.

>> We have gay marriage plus.

>> What is gay marriage plus?

>> It is amazing. Imagine a marriage plus everything you want the marriage to be.

>> So marriage.

>> No, no, no. Gay man, gay man, marry.

>> Sure. Straight man, gay woman, marry, [laughter] gay man, straight woman, marry all the same time and then they play flip-flop. Oop,

play flip-flop. Oop, >> that's polyamory, I think.

>> No, it's called bunkle down. I have

emotional intimacy with them, too.

>> What do you mean?

>> The lighting guy. We sucked each other down and then talked about our parents.

[laughter] >> What are you looking for in a relationship then? You're here. You keep

relationship then? You're here. You keep

saying, "I want a partner. I want to find people." And it sounds like you're

find people." And it sounds like you're finding people left, right, and center.

You're talking about your feelings. What

are you missing?

>> I want to someone that loves me for me.

Not my beautiful facade, not my whimsical ways, not my ability to run a D and D game. Well, I want someone who

sees me from me and says, "Boris, you are enough. Let us get get married."

Plus, >> that I related to and that was really beautiful when you don't do this. What

are you doing? Don't. And sort of I Okay, in camera sort of and Okay, here's what I'm thinking. What does a perfect date look like for you?

>> Wow, this is such a good question.

Cannon mocktail rabbit hook up. No

questions.

>> Canon what? Like canon ball or canon >> go to the park and launch the kid out of the cannonball?

>> Is the kid okay?

>> No, never.

>> Okay, but these are the kids who do not go to school. So, it is all right.

>> Mocktail. You don't drink?

>> I do not drink. I sober for 45 years.

>> How old are you?

>> I'm 100. The 100 part that's quite a bit older than it is not important my age.

>> Okay. Rabbit.

>> Rabbit is obvious.

>> A bunny rabbit.

>> Yes. Okay. Then hook up no questions.

>> So this is a fun game I play. I we say hook up no questions.

>> So you speak in statements.

>> Yes. I am going down on you. You are

going down on me. I am sucking dick.

>> Okay. Next question. Name three traits in an ideal partner.

>> I said giving wrong eyes and rock and roll.

>> Sorry. What is that first word? Giving.

>> What does that mean?

>> You would say, "Oh, dang. She is

giving."

>> Like giving what?

>> Giving. Giving. Giving. Giving. Giving.

Giving. Giving.

>> What is the next one? Wrong eyes.

>> How do you have wrong eyes?

>> When you look at them and you go, "Dang, that's wrong."

that's wrong." >> And this is what you're looking for in a partner.

>> Lisa's partner.

>> Not like somebody that you're sort of like having a casual one night fantasy with or something of that nature.

>> You have wrong eyes.

>> What do you mean?

>> You have something behind the eyes that scream, "I'm not all right. I'm all

wrong.

>> And I'm going to agree to disagree with you there. Okay. Okay. Uh, rock and

you there. Okay. Okay. Uh, rock and roll.

>> Every morning.

No. And you can't sing that. And that's

my song. This is my song.

>> That's not rock and roll either. I don't

think >> Sant >> Santana. That is my song. And it is not

>> Santana. That is my song. And it is not Santana. I can guarantee you that's not

Santana. I can guarantee you that's not Santana.

>> Okay, last question. Do you want kids?

>> Oh, this is a great question. Okay,

little girl. I ka.

>> No. And don't spike the camera for that.

>> I lightning.

>> No. There's so many different lighting cues.

>> It is green like Bart Simpson.

>> Did you program these before the interview?

>> While we were kissing, we programmed.

>> While you were kissing, you programmed.

>> Sorry. You have never kissed and programmed. You are not leaving.

programmed. You are not leaving.

>> Okay. Well, maybe later. We'll kiss and program. We'll sort of we'll do we'll

program. We'll sort of we'll do we'll we'll chat. We'll talk between the two

we'll chat. We'll talk between the two of us. What did you say?

of us. What did you say?

>> I said have them.

>> You have kids?

>> Oh, so many kids.

>> How many kids?

>> Richard, Gregory, Demetri, Lavender, Thief. I'm going to ask you a question

Thief. I'm going to ask you a question that I ask each and every one of my guests, which is >> Are we in love?

>> What do you think?

>> I think we got a future.

>> You think we got what?

>> A future.

>> That's not the way you said it.

>> What did I say?

>> You said I think we have a No. No. It's I'm not

No. No. It's I'm not >> sure you agree.

>> I don't know. Okay. I'm male's reminding you to be true to yourself. Unless you'd

rather be somebody else. Good night.

>> Good night.

>> So, lightning. Okay.

>> That is not how that works. Okay. What

are you doing after this? [music]

>> I'm grabbing a drink with 14 people from the crew. You want to come? They didn't

the crew. You want to come? They didn't

invite you.

>> I didn't realize that we were sort of doing something afterwards. I didn't

realize it was a good group thing.

>> Oh, you got to come. So, yeah, that [music] was a great date. I would like to go again. Psych. Next. I have next to

them. Bring on the next person for me to

them. Bring on the next person for me to see what I date. And if they last 17 minutes, they get $17. [music]

But maybe I can also roam their radar.

Fun lightning.

The camera guy is giving me the signal that he wants to [ __ ] me. It is time to go.