Chinese Mayor invites us to his home

Imagine you woke up in a random ass city in China and then a bunch of Chinese people came up to you like a damned zoo animal and they were poking at you because you're driving a motorcycle and you convince them.

Yeah. For us, we don't have to imagine.

It's just it happens every morning.

No, I'll give you that.

They love the whites. What did I tell you?

They love the whites.

Okay. Can I Michael? I don't think it's this one. It's this way.

this one. It's this way.

Yeah. Yeah. But you're you're holding it like it's an ancient Chinese script. I

think it's this way.

You think it's this way? Yeah.

No, it's like sedoku. It's like down.

Like what?

Goes like I don't think I think I don't think that's a word.

That's a What do you mean? It can't be.

Yeah. Yeah. Like that. Like that.

Nah, I don't think so.

Oh, Welcome back to Tip to Tip.

All right, we are back, baby. Let's go.

Let's go. Where's the 207? I

miss her already.

This is it, Michael. We're on the 207.

Oh, right. Yeah, cuz we got off and then we uh finagled in the town and then came back to her. This This should be as free of a day as possible. And I think the weather's going to stay this way

forever. It's a nice day out. It's not

forever. It's a nice day out. It's not

too cold. It's not raining.

I heard it'll never go bad again for the rest of our trip.

Just interstitial cuts of us in pouring rain.

That would be really funny in theory. In

theory, that'd be what?

That's the theory of it.

Uh what elevation do you think we're at?

Cuz we climbed a lot yesterday.

I think we're high up, bro. I won't lie.

It feels high. Yeah. I mean, we went down for sure a bit, but like that initial upies we did, I don't think we ever came back down from.

Absolutely not. Yeah. I feel like mammoth.

Yeah. Yesterday I was having a hard time getting a breath when we got to this town. I can't tell if it's cuz it was

town. I can't tell if it's cuz it was high up or because we were tired or because my airbag vest had But there might be a fourth reason in there. Michael,

there. Michael, what is that?

You see, Lily had a zin once and now Michael smokes cigarettes every day.

Well, I didn't even include that cuz it's just like a daily couple couple pack.

Just a couple pack. How could that affect my lungs?

Just a daily couple. No, I think it's cuz we were cold.

Small concern. Uh like my gloves are sping wet, dude. Yeah, you must be really cold

dude. Yeah, you must be really cold right now.

It cannot be getting better.

I'm in my final form. That's the issue.

Like I don't have any warmer gear than this.

Yeah, I I think this is the coldest day.

I think yesterday was probably the coldest day. This will be the second

coldest day. This will be the second coldest day and then it'll warm up as we get north to Beijing.

And sorry, you're saying wait just you think it's going to warm up as we go north to Beijing?

Yeah. Historically, yeah.

Yeah. Okay. All right. I buy it. Uh

well, we found the city from the guy Sha Shai. There's a city apparently 300 km

Shai. There's a city apparently 300 km north called Shampai, which I think is our today's goal cuz 300 km should be pretty achievable. So hopefully

pretty achievable. So hopefully hopefully. It always feels like we

hopefully. It always feels like we should get like more hours of driving.

It feels like the days go by so fast.

Yeah, dude. That's the tentative tip curse is you're like, "What day is are we on?"

It's always It's always a different number than you think.

Yeah, it always is. Dude, I got bags on my feet just like last year.

You got bags on your feet?

Yep. Dude, what happened last year? I I

don't know. We were so in Hokkaido and then both of us just completely forgot how bad it was and then didn't buy any like super awesome I mean you got waterproof boots which is

awesome. You got no nicer gloves. You

awesome. You got no nicer gloves. You

got no nicer no waterproof jacket. We tried the pin lock but guess

jacket. We tried the pin lock but guess I'm dumb. Oops.

I'm dumb. Oops.

Yeah, we guess I'm a dumbass. No, we

suck.

Uh yeah, it's because time goes by and you know what? I literally looked up. I

was like, "Does it rain a lot in China this time of year?"

Yeah. And GPT was like, "No, China is very aid. It does not rain this time of year." And I was like, "Hell yeah, it's not going to rain once."

once." Yay.

And then it rained more than I've seen in the last two years of my life.

Anyway, we're going to ride down the 207 until we get some food.

Um, Drake, where's the road since the 207 just hung itself?

What?

So, we were coming down the 207 just looking for a place to eat, a little santing, maybe a bathroom, and and then it just ends. You

see where that kid's walking?

Yeah.

I think it's over there, but I don't know. I don't

know. I don't You hear that, too, right? What?

Arliho.

Bye-bye. Shout out to that homie. This

is the 207.

Is that what he said?

I think he said it can go to the 207.

Oh, I think we said cuz we definitely got 207 across and then he went it can go.

That's good. Yeah. I mean, he's going.

All right. Uh, well, come see what the 207 looks like.

Okay.

Okay. Yeah. Easy enough.

Like, what do you Come on. What do you mean?

This is up. How does it just end?

It's like four lanes. It's like a fourlane road terminates to this.

Okay. Well, just keep just keep powering through.

Just keep going, I guess.

Wait, this is pretty.

Yeah. Is it like food?

Is it a beauty?

Oh, okay. This is an interesting pickle, brother. I don't know where we are

brother. I don't know where we are anymore.

Okay. Whoa. Wait. What the?

Um, you know, okay, it's kind of betting north kind of.

Yeah. Country road.

We may have just lost the love of our lives though.

Uh, how did we do that? How do we keep letting her slip through our fingers?

There's no way. There's no way. It's the

207, right? There's no way.

Yeah, there's no Never in a million years. We must have just lost her.

Well, we're going north. I I guess we just keep driving.

No, nothing much else we can do.

All right.

Get a little bit of gas in me. Hey, Guo.

Joel. Joel.

Hey, dog.

So, in Japan on the last tip of tip, you might remember like the comb beanies.

We'd stop there for food basically every day. And China is kind of more similar

day. And China is kind of more similar to the states where a gas station will have a convenience store attached. The

only downside is the selection kind of like the states is a lot worse.

So take a look what we have here to eat.

Yeah, this is pretty much all the food right here.

What is this?

Bye-bye.

All right, let's try this out. It looks

just like a fermented egg. Yeah. I don't

know what flavor it is, but egg's a good breakfast. Let's try it out.

breakfast. Let's try it out.

Yeah. So, the egg was good. I dropped it on the ground.

I dropped on the ground. It's

all right. We have these things. They're

awesome. Rice Krispie treats. This has

like a hint of caramel in it.

We're out. I think we're good for a bit till Michael has to poop or we get hungry for actual lunch in 5 minutes.

Who knows what this road is to be honest? That's what I want to find out.

honest? That's what I want to find out.

Okay, bye-bye. Bye-bye.

Oh man, I kill to know where we are on a map right now. I'm so curious.

We lost the 237. We're now on the S27.

So, rest in peace to the 207. Hopefully,

we find her again. Cam, put it on the screen, bro. When did she leave

screen, bro. When did she leave us? I'd like to I'd like to imagine we

us? I'd like to I'd like to imagine we didn't lose her. We were with her till the end of her days. Um, okay. Well,

hopefully we uh find a sunting to eat at. A slight deviation from what we were

at. A slight deviation from what we were going to do without the assistance of another cuz we were going to go down the red road. Cam, show which direction the

red road. Cam, show which direction the red road is going down because we are going down the S236 barreling down it.

Uh because a random Chinese guy on a rickshaw said to All right, then the S236 is our new menu. the 207.

Okay, this kid's throwing rocks.

Killed by small child. And then they write pathetic underneath.

Wait, what? What the Oh, they're just burning fire. Okay, that's fine.

Oh, that restaurant seems popping.

Should we go there?

I'm done.

Okay, Michael went to take a piss, but we found a cool lunch spot on the side of the road. It's like the most popping part of town. They're burning

trash there. They have a huge blow up tent to get in. Uh, and I'm hungry, bro.

I actually I didn't realize how hungry it was. I got hungry shivers. So, I got

it was. I got hungry shivers. So, I got to eat. I got to eat. And this place

to eat. I got to eat. And this place looks awesome.

It does. It looks so cool.

It looks awesome. Uh, okay.

I'll just go ask Ah, evening. Okay.

Ah, evening. Okay.

5:00.

Oh, 5:00.

5:00. Okay.

What time is it now? That's like

2 and 1 half hours.

Bye-bye. Unfortunately,

we cannot wait 3 hours.

Yeah, we're too early.

Oh, Los Angeles.

Uh, America.

America.

Beijing.

Beijing. Beijing. Beijing. Beijing.

200 km. Okay,

that's where we're going. What's the

name?

How do you say Mingu?

Cha.

Cha.

Cha. Okay. Okay. Then what's this one?

Oh, that's where we came from.

You want I'm just handing out my 90s.

You live here?

This is your home?

This is my house.

Neither did you. Oh, okay. Wow. You

speak English? Good.

You have WeChat?

Yeah. Yeah. WeChat.

We Oh my god. Phone number unlocked.

Got it.

Okay.

Byebye. All right, so we're a third of the way through the distance we wanted to travel today, which is really good.

Yeah, I do need food, though.

I would love some food.

I can run another Rice Krispies.

The thing is, you have to.

But at a certain point, I I need real sustenance.

Yeah, it it each one hurts. It's a reup and it it's not as good as the It is like I only got small pots. I need

a big pot.

Yeah. Yeah, we have two.

Sean. Oh, you'll show us.

I didn't show you.

Okay. Okay, let's go.

All right. Well, our rechhat friend showing us around his place.

He also has a sick sport bike, dude. Yeah.

dude. Yeah.

This guy is the richest dude in town for sure.

100%. He drives like he runs his place. Yeah. Just the new biker

place. Yeah. Just the new biker gang. He's in the third gear gang, bro.

gang. He's in the third gear gang, bro.

Yeah. Yeah. We're spreading it. Spread

it all over China.

Damn. What a bike.

We're with the Oh my god. Oh my god. He doesn't give a We're with the mayor. We're with the mayor.

We're with the mayor. We're with the mayor. Please no honking.

mayor. Please no honking.

Oh, wa.

We would have never found this.

Oh, he's going. And he's ripping.

He's bringing us to a damn lookout.

It's a cool lookout.

It is a cool ass thousand years. Would

we have found it?

No.

He could have given me infinite diamond.

Kickstand down. All right, we off.

Damn.

Oh, monument to the hero. Don't even to the hero.

Look at that. Can't play. There goes my hero by the food fighters.

There goes my heroes.

I belong here. I belong here.

Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow.

And this is my village.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

We can't go to here.

Okay. Let's go.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh my god. Okay. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you. It's like peak.

We're playing IRL peak.

Oh my god.

Here. You must be careful.

How? How?

There's a like a a latch like a place to hold.

Okay.

God, I want to drink here.

This is where cigarettes are awesome, bro. Dude, he's the mayor of

bro. Dude, he's the mayor of this place. Damn.

this place. Damn.

Wa.

That's cool.

That's so cool.

Look at that.

Oh, for real.

Ah.

Brick.

Brick factory.

Brick factory.

Slabs. Doesn't make sense. Slabs. That's

where they make the slabs at.

Someone's got to make them.

I'm going to make a slab.

Oh my gosh. These are sigies.

Yeah, those are sigies.

Ah, no thank you. No thank you. No

smoke. Smart

smoke.

You are the first to my village. Uh for

Oh, first for the first wag. First wag.

Whoa.

No wag before us. We are this uh a very small village.

It's nice.

Your favorite uh jungo favorite your your favorite spicy

we and we go to my house. M uh drinking a coffee.

M.

Okay.

Uh I cook some my family food.

Oh, okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay.

Let's go.

Okay. Let's go. Okay.

Oh, what's what's Let's go. Let's go in.

How to say let's go.

All right. We are going to this dude's house. He's going to make us coffee and

house. He's going to make us coffee and food. Be careful.

food. Be careful.

And your is sliced off.

Oh my god. This is the dream, bro. We

We've been waiting to eat at a dude's house.

This is your dream.

We I accomplished one of the goals.

This is the one.

Wait, he lives in a hotring.

Here's the monument.

Monument for the heroes.

All right, let's see how this works.

Well, this is sick.

Okay, he just ran.

Yeah, he ran down the whole thing.

it. Okay.

Oh yeah.

I'm mostly scared of my airbag vest popping on a fall.

Let's go.

Let's go. Okay.

Michael.

Oh, wow. Okay. Okay.

Oh.

Oh, very nice.

Yeah, it's a nice house.

Damn. This guy

This guy lives in mansion.

This guy's rich.

He's the richest guy in town.

Easily.

Surely.

Oh.

We're in our friend Lee's house.

We're in Lee's house. It's

gorgeous, bro. Look at this chandelier.

I didn't even notice this.

I didn't either.

The flat screen. Like, that's the nicest TV I've seen in China.

He stunts on this whole town every day.

He has TVs lying around.

Hotter hotter.

Tiny grapes.

Oh, yummy.

Cheers.

To our tongues.

Nidaba live here.

My mother, my father and me and my daughter, my son.

Oh, big family.

Mingua village.

Village.

Nidal me. Meal next.

Meal. Meall. Next. Come. Come to me.

Okay.

USA.

We we we cook for you. Uh how old are you?

Uh 20 20 20 20 uh 20 22 22 42

40 42 42 42 42 42 Yeah.

I was like, damn.

Oh, no. Archer. Archer.

This is my friend.

Hello.

Nice to meet you.

Guong, will you drink?

Uh, say I did say Yeah, I would break if somebody offered me alcohol in their house from a Chinese man. But

man. But you stayed strong.

We have to drive a motorcycle.

Yeah, you say strong.

I I just the moment he said it, I thought of the red trucks in the opposite lane.

And it's not.

I'm trying to navigate it drunk. If we

if if this was 200 km of distance, I'd call it. I don't mind staying here.

call it. I don't mind staying here.

Yeah, we see him in his house.

Yeah, but we've only gone 100 km today.

100%. Yeah.

So, we have to after this awesome dinner, it's the right call.

Crush at least another 100. Hopefully more, but

another 100. Hopefully more, but probably not. What time is it?

probably not. What time is it?

Nope.

We both do the same thing.

You don't even wear a lot.

Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, you got me there. What is your favorite place in

me there. What is your favorite place in China?

uh not singing Chinese songs.

Not the words. No, I know. Um

music. your favorite

inguenishi uh likes almost heaven West Virginia.

Yeah, country roads country road.

Ah, church. Dude, look at the food.

Michael heard rice. He won me.

You won.

Um, all right. Well, we're going to dig in in a bit here. That's his dad in the kitchen chefing it up crazy. Oh, it

looks money. I guess it's rice, but it looks money.

It always looks money.

It always looks me.

Me fun. Wa. Nice.

These are the nicest chopsticks I've ever used.

Oh, I want to give you some of these.

I be honest.

Oh, did did his baba go crazy? Oh, it's so good.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

Very delicious.

That's great.

What?

If you want here go.

My brother.

Your brother.

My brother.

Lee. Lee.

I'll come clean. I'm usually not a pork belly fan.

Yeah.

Cuz it's like it's hard to eat more than like five pieces before it's like Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah.

This one's fire. The char on it is crazy.

Oh, it's so good.

And that's just egg.

It's sweet. It's a sweet sweet pork belly.

Should we do the clap?

Food review coming at you again. All

right, boys and girls. Meal review.

Lee's dad's home cooking.

If you find yourself in this town, if you find yourself at Lee's house, Yes. you would expect a Are you ready?

Yes. you would expect a Are you ready?

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. He

R son 92.

I mean, that's there. That's money.

That's money. That's money. That's

money. That's money. That's money.

And the circumstances.

Yeah. I mean, you can't ignore them. You

can't You have to talk about it.

One of our highest ratings ever.

It deserves every every number.

Her honer.

Shout out Le. I'll remember you forever.

I'll see you on WeChat when I when this comes out.

Oh, yeah.

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characters you know and love. Now, I'm

going to go find Lee and tell him his dad's cooking was good.

All right, little update. So, that big festival we saw, it happens every day.

It's been happening every day for a month because the guy who lives there, his grandma turned 104 and it's like a celebration of her life.

I think she's not doing well. And so

they're there every day, breakfast, lunch, and dinner eating, which is cool.

I like American car.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. What's your car?

Let's go see.

About 10 years.

10 years. That's a beautiful. You take

great care of it. Need the multure. This

is cool. I asked him to write a note and then his grandpa showed up and his brother.

Got the whole fam out here.

Okay.

Okay. Cheese.

Yep. Oh yeah. That's good. That's tough.

That's tough.

Hey, brother.

Hey.

Yeah.

This was the best.

This is the best. I wish it wasn't like 60 mi from where we came.

Yeah.

So we could chill here.

Put it in your car.

Okay. Sh.

He's the nicest man alive.

You're so nice.

You are very nice. Very nice.

Thank you, Lee.

If you have any message, you send to me.

Any problems, we hit you up.

All right.

Byebye.

Bye-bye.

Oh my god. Oh, that's the nicest dude.

Why can't we just stay here, bro?

I know, dude. He gave us so much.

He gave us everything he had.

We asked for food and Lee gave us food.

We asked for company and Lee gave us company. We asked for coffee and Lee

company. We asked for coffee and Lee gave us coffee.

He offered us He offered us more, too.

He gave us everything and he said he said, "Take more. Sleep here.

More to give.

Sleep here." And we said we said, "Lee, we can't take anymore.

We cannot." Yeah, I can't take more from Lee. All we have to give him are

Lee. All we have to give him are cigarettes and he doesn't smoke.

That is not at all how I thought today would go.

No. No. I thought we'd get freaking honestly kind of rained on.

I thought it was going to rain. We're

going to be sad and it was going to be like a Hokkaido day where we end up 200 km north miserable and wet instead of the sun came out and we made a friend.

It was the happiest, nicest day so far.

My heart is so full. Oh man. Back to the road.

road.

Back to the road.

The big town that we know of is 200 km away, which I don't know if we can make anymore. I mean, we could drive into the

anymore. I mean, we could drive into the night. I'm down.

night. I'm down.

Honestly, I'm down to drive into the night. I feel like um we don't really

night. I feel like um we don't really need to. Like you said, my heart is so

need to. Like you said, my heart is so full. I'm full for today.

full. I'm full for today.

I think our goal should just be to crush 200 km into the night.

I'm so down. Let's twist as hard as we've ever twisted it and just twist the throttle and listen to walking music.

Let's go. 200 MILES OR DIE.

IT'S DIE. It's die. Lee reading the local paper. Two foreigners, the first

local paper. Two foreigners, the first two to ever visit town, splattered across truck.

I just peed over there.

Small update. We just got a boss call from the RV. And apparently if we keep going into this city right here,

uh, we will get in trouble. So, we have to decide where we want to go.

And we just saw a glimpse of an old lover, the 207.

So, we're leaving the S236, which did bring us Lee and many good times. Into

the 236, we go into the 207. We go. We

miss you.

I miss you so bad. I wasn't even doing that much on our break. Really

on the What did I do on the break?

I think I didn't drive.

I ate some food. I

I should I should I should in a big toilet.

So, we're going back to the 207 and hopefully that road's chill and we don't get another boss call. Um but yeah, there's two two things we can't do. We

can't go on highways. also certain

cities and this is one of them cities usually big cities but I guess some cities can just be like motorcycles may maybe it is a huge city I don't know yeah it could be in progress honestly it don't look huge no it looks like every other

city we drive through every 5 minutes true uh all right 207 montage incoming we'll see you guys there so this is where we are and we don't know how to escape the city we were like

feeling so good after le we're going to drive 200 km ended up in a city that I don't even know if we're allowed to be in A and B. I don't know how to leave.

leave.

We just kept pushing. Usually when we keep pushing, we just why go run and smash our way out of the situation. But

yeah, this time somehow I don't know how in the middle of the like it's a dense city. There's farmland. I don't I don't

city. There's farmland. I don't I don't know how that happened.

This road leads to nothing but ruin.

You think going down this road won't work?

Yeah, it. These bikes are made for that.

Huh? This does not does not have a bra.

There's a car.

There's a car. Huh? Wait, is

that Is that a dirt hill?

I do see that dirt hill to the left. I'm

hoping there's something to the right.

Jesus. You ever done a hill climb?

Nope.

Oh, what's in it entail?

Uh, mostly entry speed is the most important part. Got to get some good

important part. Got to get some good revs going for sure. Okay. If it's dirt, I don't even know if it's possible, honestly. Yeah, I don't think so cuz I

honestly. Yeah, I don't think so cuz I think the cars must have just come down and then be driving back, right?

No, we just have to turn around.

That is actually the end of the road.

Okay. Well, uh, speedrun sequence of us just backtracking through. You're going

to see it basically everyone's backyard.

My hope that this gets us out of the city is low.

I I feel better about it cuz people are in front of us going the same direction instead of just going the opposite direction. Do you think it's a left

direction. Do you think it's a left here?

Dude, that's what my taint told me just now.

I like listening to your taint. I'm

going to listen to your taint.

There's no way. There's no way.

We're out to the 207 we found it again.

Okay. dude. That's crazy. I can't

believe we found the to. That's so

insane.

That's crazy. That's crazy. That's just

how you have to do the two. You know,

this is probably the exact route that old man had in mind when he said, "Yeah, this connects to the 207."

Yeah. You have to go through my boy Lee's town. You have to eat with him for

Lee's town. You have to eat with him for a while.

All right, back on the 207. Let's hope

this I mean, if it's not north, it's fine. We can backtrack pretty easily.

fine. We can backtrack pretty easily.

It's north.

It's north.

It's north, dude. That's crazy.

dude. That's crazy.

Baby girl, I Baby girl, you got to take me back.

Take us back. H. You got to take it. You

know he's no good for you, baby girl.

He's no good for you. these cars.

These trucks, they hurt you. All right.

207 for 207 km. So, close out the night.

Facts. Facts. Facts. Facts. Facts. Let's

just skip a night.

All right. Let's skip a night.

Skip a night of sleep.

They call that the camst.

Yeah, he loves it when they do that Wait, did that say hot springs?

Okay. Okay. It's a non nonfun tourist resort. And there was a picture

tourist resort. And there was a picture of a dude in like a like a bath. Please

be a beautiful, majestic resort with hot dinner ready to serve.

Oh yes.

Oh my god.

Holy crap.

Left, left, left, left, left, left, left left left left.

Oh, sorry. I was thinking about the water, how it would feel on my body.

So, yeah. This isn't a hotel. We

thought it was an awesome hotel. It's

not.

This is not a hotel. This is a Bangan.

Look at this. Go down. Bongian.

Bongian. That's what that guy said. He

said, "Um, the audio wasn't rolling, but he said, "You stupid, stupid white bastard monster. You should

bastard monster. You should here. We'll do the voice over right

here. We'll do the voice over right now."

now." We're going to a real hotel. Real hotel.

Bye-bye.

Why would it say resort?

It doesn't say on the signs. It doesn't

say famous water restaurant.

They don't know how to speak English, bro. Dude, resort meant resort in

bro. Dude, resort meant resort in Gushon and we missed that too.

Yeah.

Well, next year, Michael.

Neo. Neo Judia.

Neo. Do you have hotel?

Judian.

Judian.

Neo.

Neo. Judian.

Judian.

What did that work?

Are we about to eat for two?

Did that guy lie? Oh

yeah. Restaurant for two.

Of course.

Did she say follow me or wait here?

I think she probably said wait here.

Auto is awesome.

Yeah, it does. Dude, as we get further up, I think the accent gets worse and worse. I think you have

worse. I think you have room tour. Hey guys, what's up? It's a

room tour. Hey guys, what's up? It's a

beautiful room, but we feel bad that you guys can see it, but you can't smell it.

So, in the in the upper part of the screen right here, we're going to put what this room smells like as we do the room tour. Cam,

room tour. Cam, Kim, you need to just breathe out.

Just cuz smoke naturally comes out of your lungs. Just

your lungs. Just just constantly be smoking the sig and blow it into the camera while we do the tour.

It smells like cigarettes. It smells

like cigarettes. That's the

thing. It smells

It smells like cigarettes. But we said it like 10 times cuz the mic mic wasn't wrong. Mic. Let's go eat dinner bro.

Okay. Okay.

Okay. Okay. Okay. We ordered. It was

stressful. Uh so anyway, we're waiting to eat. She said they're out of rooms,

to eat. She said they're out of rooms, so we don't know where we're eating.

We're just kind of hovering right now.

606. Is that our room number?

That's what I think. And I was like, "Are we eating in our room?"

Which I'm down for. Like, that's kind of hype.

Yeah, it's cool. It's like a real I don't know if that's the case. It

smells worse, Michael.

Why? What makes you say that?

Cuz the heat is like making the cigarette smoke thicker.

It's probably in the filter.

Probably.

It's actually just a guy in there smoking cigarettes.

No.

Holy That's not rice. That's

awesome.

Oh, these are nice.

This looks good. This looks good.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Let me get What is Dude, it's a freaking drama of it.

I know. Okay. Well, well, we're going to enjoy this food. This is a whole ass chicken. It's just chicken foot. Why go?

chicken. It's just chicken foot. Why go?

Hey, why go has never seen a chicken foot before? I've never eaten a chicken

foot before? I've never eaten a chicken foot. That's scary.

foot. That's scary.

Okay, we got bok choy me chicken. They just came in to drop it

chicken. They just came in to drop it off. The chicken's kind of crazy. I'm

off. The chicken's kind of crazy. I'm

not going to lie. Like, first off, I I don't know what pieces to eat cuz some are just garlic cloves.

Yeah, some is garlic cloves, some is bones. Most is bones. Dude, do you think

bones. Most is bones. Dude, do you think this is a drum or a flat?

Cuz I personally like all flats.

Would you like the chicken? It was

pretty good. I like the head that they gave in the chicken.

Yeah. We just finished devouring the chicken and while we were eating our meal, dude. No. Yeah. A lot of kids came to

dude. No. Yeah. A lot of kids came to the not to the door.

No, to the door.

Yeah, kids came.

Kids came to the hotel door because they discovered that we are YouTubers who are going from Guanjo all the way to Beijing on motorcycle.

I think it's cuz we're white people.

Yeah. Children came to us flocking to us because we were white and they were all shy, but they wanted a picture because we're the first whites they've ever seen.

The kids wanted to show us a flower. We

didn't set this up.

No, just to be clear, we did not set this up. We did not set this up.

this up. We did not set this up.

The kids said they wanted to show us a flower field. Sounds cool.

flower field. Sounds cool.

The flower field.

Anyway, that'll be tomorrow. But now

it's sleepy time. We're do our normal nighttime routine where Michael takes a shower and I fall asleep.

Wait, 100 push-ups.

We did 100 yesterday and today we ate 40,000 calories of pork belly.

You don't think I look pretty?

Turn the camera off.

All right. Good night.

Okay. Okay. I got you. I got you. I got

you. I got you.

Almost heaven. West Virginia, Blue Ridge Mountains, Channingo River.

Life is older, older than the trees, younger than the mountains hanging over me. Country

roads, take me home to the place I belong.

West Virginia mountain mama take me home country road.

Dang.

You're a good ass singer. They're a good ass singer.

Yeah.

He knew way more than I thought he knew more than you. Yeah,

guided.