Chip gets cosy with Bach & Arthur in New Zealand

Right. So, hello and welcome back to the Batch and Arthur podcast. Everybody,

today we've got another special guest.

It's our our one and only Chipo Cry.

I don't even like to be referred to as a guest.

What do you mean?

Because I feel like I'm just part of you guys.

Fine. The owner of this podcast, but Oh, fine. You didn't have to say it like

Oh, fine. You didn't have to say it like that, did you?

Proprietarily.

And he's double parked. He's got parked.

Good day.

He's got a co Coca-Cola in a wine glass.

Coca-Cola in a wine glass.

What's in that?

Vanilla latte, which you've been sipping on for like 2 hours, by the way. There's

Yeah, we ordered this two hours ago. I

had to microwave it.

Oh, did you microwave it?

Is that good?

Yeah, that's fine. If you like microplastics, that's fine.

Oh.

Oh, did you microwave it in that?

No, I took that off.

Yeah, then you're fine.

Would that be bad? Well, micro

microwaves are nonionizing radiation.

So, I remember everyone thinks, oh, you know, microwaves are going to give you cancer. Wrong type of radiation. So,

cancer. Wrong type of radiation. So,

you're all good. Three years.

Thank you. I You know what? I actually

think if you gave me three years, I'd probably end up living a better life than I will across the 40 because I'll be like, "Fuck it. Let's go."

Maybe.

And And maybe then I'd actually do all the crazy things like jumping out planes and stuff.

That's true. You would pack stuff in.

But right now, we'd be out there.

Yeah. to leave a little note behind and be like, "Guys, if you send a good message out there and be like, look, you could die tomorrow." I do live a little bit like that at the moment. Keep in

mind, derail.

Derail?

Yeah. As in, would you go off the rails like online?

No, I I think you should do it.

I don't know. No, I think I'd just sack off anything online.

But not this pod. Well, should I tell you what you'd be in store for? Go on.

To help you decide. So, obviously, we're going to start off. We should address the elephant in the room.

Hello, Mr. Elephant.

He's He's not even that big anymore.

A He's actually looking wham these days.

First of all, let me apologize for the weight joke.

Yeah. You know what? He took it I was He had his top off yesterday and I was staring at him for an extended period and he's wham now.

Yeah, you're just hella winging. He was

actually such a pervert. He just sat in the corner.

He was iring on He was iring on his own abs. That's

abs. That's He didn't even need to. The t-shirt was pristine and he was there like Sorry, I had to get the iring board out.

Yeah, it's a good point. But is it me being a pervert if like I'm being public about it and I'm I'm saying pervert it makes you sound like a pervert for saying it sounds like no one was

thinking it was actually I'm not.

No, but the way I look at him is it perverted. It's like now it is.

perverted. It's like now it is.

No, no. It's just like you know I'll let it slide. You can per over me if you want to per over.

I absolutely will. I feel like a lot of people are doing.

Anyway, back to the elephant in the room. We are the reason audibly and

room. We are the reason audibly and visually this is different is because we're in New Zealand right now as Batch and I were speaking about we we have told everyone that we'd be out here.

Um but we ran out of time for pre-recording. So we were like, "Hey,

pre-recording. So we were like, "Hey, why not get a little cozy pod or two?"

Yeah.

Out on the other side of the bloody world.

And so Oh, you guys have your socks on.

You know what?

Yeah, but my socks are my socks are a little bit scruffy at the moment.

This is kind of crazy cuz we're in Chris's bedroom.

Oh, yeah, we are.

Is this Chris's bedroom?

This is Chris's bedroom.

Look at that view below. It has an aroma to it, you know, like there's a smell of Sorry to be a bit vulgar.

Yeah.

Not. Do you actually smell a bit of twangy?

There is a tang.

It's definitely good.

It's tangy, isn't it? Tangy.

Can you guess where we are in?

Yeah.

Honestly, that that could be a bit of precom cuz I'm just so excited for this episode.

You know what? Can I say something?

I think precom is the most vulgar set of words ever. Like, it's such an awful

words ever. Like, it's such an awful thing to say.

It is. Like it's it's it's almost forbidden for me in my household.

I think it's fun.

Like say what you want in my house.

It's like No, seriously. Say what you want, but

No, seriously. Say what you want, but say precom and you're out.

It's got like a Pavlov's response for me. That makes me think, "Oh, there's

me. That makes me think, "Oh, there's funs about to happen."

Pavlov's dog.

Yeah.

Pavlov's dog makes you precom.

Let me get one thing right.

By the way, yeah, if anyone listening on the audio right now, you should lock in just quickly to the YouTube because the view is is crazy. We got Queenstown behind us

is crazy. We got Queenstown behind us and oh my god, this is probably the most picturesque city I've ever seen in my life.

Yeah, it is beautiful.

It's up there.

For people who can't see um cuz you have to listen through audio, there is just there's a mountain range behind us with a massive lake and a bunch of sunny houses with a bunch of greenery underneath.

But it's like the town is like and the town's it's like an alpine town.

It reminds me of It's a skiing town.

Lake Tahoe in America, which I imagine you might not have been to, but similar vibes. And that was the ski town. Yeah.

vibes. And that was the ski town. Yeah.

They all kind of have this look, don't they?

It's just really It's just really lovely.

It's beautiful, isn't it?

We've only been here for what, a day and a bit, but we'll uh we're going to be here a week and then we're off to Australia and that's what the next episode's going to be, the end of Australia.

That's right.

But no, it's been like we always talk about um on the pod like getting out of the city, getting some fresh air. How

does this kind of vibe?

This I can do for sure. This I can do for sure.

Oh, as in like you like the balance of like city being there. Exactly.

Yeah. This is good, isn't it? Because

like if you want to go if you want to go out or you want to like you know a 10-minute drive and you're in the mountains do something social there.

Yeah. 5 minute drive you've got the restaurants and as well lake you can just go on a lake whenever you want like catch a trout like obvious for dinner tonight. Oh this handcaught trout

tonight. Oh this handcaught trout actually brown trout is so common around here.

I know. That's what I mean. It's a

glacia. It's glacial water, which is the only downside. I'm I'm a bit of a wuss

only downside. I'm I'm a bit of a wuss when it comes to cold water and it's like 8 to 10 degrees.

I'm also You'd be surprised, but I'm also scared of cold water.

I didn't say scared.

I'm not surprised.

I was scared.

No. Well, I'm scared of water.

There's also forest over there.

That's why I don't shower anymore.

Scared of what's in there or No. Yeah. I'm just scared of um You're

No. Yeah. I'm just scared of um You're probably Is it got a name for it? When

you're scared of like you kind of like you can't see what's beneath you. I'm

scared. It's really bad though. Like I'm

scared of uh swimming underwater in video games and [ __ ] Oh wow.

Yeah. Like GTA any underwater even GTA underwater missions like [ __ ] off.

Really?

Yeah.

Wow.

That's how intense of a gamer you are.

Like you are locked in.

Yeah.

It's not it's not a game.

Um also like the fear of like large objects underwater.

Oh yeah.

That is philosophobia I think. Is it? Or

is that fear of I get really sweaty if I think about like the the bottom of a cruise ship and like Okay. That's the So,

Okay. That's the So, you've been on a cruise ship though.

They're They're horrifying. You know,

when when it's night time, you actually look out and you go, "Wow, now I understand why like the Titanic ship was crazy as it was."

I think I understood that. Anyway,

that thing sunk and everyone died pretty much.

Okay. Do you want me to do you want me to tell you the two? So, theophobia is the intense persistent fear of deep bodies of water, oceans, lakes. It comes

from the fear of the unknown, vastness, what lies beneath. And the other one is sub mechanophobia. Intense fear of

sub mechanophobia. Intense fear of submerged man-made objects. Shipwrecks,

propellers down.

So, they're two different things. Yeah.

I guess there's just a bit of combo of both. Yeah. It's horrible. Like, if we

both. Yeah. It's horrible. Like, if we ever do a boat day on holiday, it'll take me a little while to really be able to get into the water. I I need a lot of drinks to go in.

But that just I was just thinking, yeah, that surely makes it worse.

No, like No, it's like Dutch courage.

Well, you know, like get a little bit eases you off a little bit. slows you down.

Like people have a shot before they get in a plane or something a little bit like that.

You got to do it to get in the It's all in the mind though. Sometimes I

can get really scared planes as well.

Oh, really?

I can fly on my own and everything, but sometime if I get a thought really in my head like it'll run away and then I'll be like, "Wow, I'm suddenly having a really bad flight."

No way. I didn't realize that.

You were fine on on the flight.

Yeah.

Like it it doesn't always happen. If if

I'm with friends, it never happens.

Really? Is it more like a solo thing?

More solo.

You start to overthink. Yeah. Yeah. And

if you just get a little bit of turbulence like [ __ ] off.

Like damn. Yeah.

[ __ ] off.

Interesting. So you probably wouldn't come for a little dip.

No, I would because you're going to do cold.

You know, you'll be like a shore or whatever. Probably be a little beach. So

whatever. Probably be a little beach. So

then when you're walking in, it's fine.

Yeah. There's only like great whites in there. It's like fine.

there. It's like fine.

It's not even the shots I'm scared of. I

honestly could have them.

It's all right. You can't just There's no animals in there whatsoever.

Yeah. No, it's not about that. It's not

about that. Yeah.

Riptides rivers as well. Oh, when you can see the bottom of a river.

No way. You don't like that?

When you can see the bottom.

Yeah. Even I don't just anything like that looks underwater to me is like weird.

That's so interesting.

I think a lot of people have this though.

Yeah. I You hear about it a lot.

Well, you actually you probably like Loot Lake because that was only like need Loot Lake was epic.

It was only by the way. If they made Loot Lake IRL, like it it would be great.

That's Loot Lake.

That house, if if there was just a house in the middle of Slovenia is Loot Lake.

Lake is Loot Lake.

I went there and it was Loot Lake.

It was a great great I went there and it was loot.

By the way, they missed a trick with Fortnite. Just to quickly say,

Fortnite. Just to quickly say, if they made chug jugs as a drink, Yeah.

would it not have just like mega bang?

Would have slapped like if they're just a juice box maybe or something like Yeah, but only for kids though. Yeah,

like a Capri Sun, but it's a chug jug because I don't know if I could just be out and about.

It's chug jug shaped and then you just get a strong and minis. Just a little mini

and minis. Just a little mini mini shield. Yeah,

mini shield. Yeah, small.

That's crazy.

The memes and the clips as well. Oh, I'm

just popping a mini.

Oh, if they made it like a buzz ball.

What a buzz ball is that probably like a mini mini shield in the in the pub would probably go off at some.

Yeah, cuz a buzz ball is kind of like a 50 pot, isn't it? Big pot.

Your fella drinks a buzz your fellow drinks a mini shield before he goes out.

No, I bet it tastes well good though.

Yeah, it would do, wouldn't it? Right.

Speaking of booze, we had a bit of a boozy night. I was saying like when you

boozy night. I was saying like when you we were talking about all the the fact that this place ticks a load of boxes.

We found out that it it was Tuesday night last night and uh was it was it Tuesday night? What day is it?

Tuesday night? What day is it?

Tuesday night last night.

Was it Wednesday today? Wednesday.

Um and basically every the clubs were open till like 4:00 a.m. every night and there were loads of people out. We went

to a little old American bar, cowboy. Oh my god, the cowboy.

cowboy. Oh my god, the cowboy.

That batch, by the way, rode that rode the ball and had the the so good at it.

The the floor was dripping wet from men drooling and women drooling.

It was mainly me.

Mainly men. Chris

you guys.

Actually, Chris had a moment.

Chris pissed all over.

Chris's water broke.

He pregnant. It was because I think I was good at it though because I was sober. I had one beer in that place and

sober. I had one beer in that place and that was it. Like I didn't drink. I

respect that.

You've done it before, right?

And I've I've done it. You need to get used to it cuz it's a weird feeling, isn't it?

Yeah. There's a proper technique to it.

But then some girl came on at the end.

No handed.

I didn't see and went no hands, rode it for ages, and then back flipped off and landed.

It didn't look appropriate to watch.

Was it after me then?

Yeah.

So I just got mugged off and I didn't saw you taking photos in the alleyway.

Oh yeah. Someone took photo of me. Yeah,

the bat flip off. She did a bat flip off it. It was nuts. It

it. It was nuts. It

was really cool, actually.

But she worked there, so she probably just is on that ball all day.

Yeah.

Yeah. You go you go you do it.

You didn't do it. I I thought you were going to do it.

There's too many people.

Really?

Yeah.

There wasn't that many people there.

So, it was a private room. You would

have done it.

Yeah. If it was just us.

Yeah. I was actually fuming.

I'm rotator cuff injury at the moment and I would have loved to do it. How did

it feel done? Just benching. I must have just not warmed up properly like I did it ages ago. Um, like years and years ago. I just went straight into my like

ago. I just went straight into my like heavy bench. Didn't really understand

heavy bench. Didn't really understand like you needed to warm up for like weightlifting. Hadn't read much about

weightlifting. Hadn't read much about it. And both my rotator cups snapped and

it. And both my rotator cups snapped and popped and dropped the thing on me. It

was awful for like 6 months. I couldn't

even lift the bar.

And then I finally recovered. And every

now and then I feel like twang a bit, but lately it's just I did a heavy bench session and I was like, "Oh, it hurts a bit." But I was just power through it. Shouldn't have

done cuz now it kills.

We've been hitting gym on this holiday.

You have been hitting gym. I just been doing arm day every single day though.

You know that it's kind of crazy. But you're going to come back. It's massive arms.

come back. It's massive arms. Massive arms. That's the goal.

No, but it's such a dream. We've been

seeing we've been doing loads of hikes.

Tomorrow should be the best one.

We're doing the most beautiful hike in New Zealand, arguably in the world. Right.

I think that's in the world. Yeah.

But that should be pretty cool. But

yeah, the the trails we've been going on. The weather has been crazy. Everyone

on. The weather has been crazy. Everyone

said before we came that New Zealand is a place where every day you get all four seasons. And we've had torrential

seasons. And we've had torrential hurricane rain.

Very gray, very cold, and very sunny and hot. Like today it's been very sunny and

hot. Like today it's been very sunny and hot.

Is it hot outside though?

It's quite warm. Yeah.

I was in shorts and a t-shirt when we were at top top of the mountain and we were Yeah. There's a real difference though between North and South Island in terms of weather. Like

North Island was much warmer than it is in South Island.

Yeah. South is close to Antarctica.

I just didn't realize how how cold in general New Zealand was cuz it's just so much closer to Antarctica than Australia and it obviously doesn't have like the flat plains.

It just doesn't, you know, it doesn't have the massive landlock center that Australia has to like pick up heat.

It's just Yeah, it's a lot more I thought it'd be much more similar to Australia than it is.

Like it was 6° this morning when we woke up and at the top of the thing even though it was like sunny, it was still like 16°.

Yeah. Yeah. It's supposed to get warmer as well for the rest of the week hopefully. So that'll be good. And then

hopefully. So that'll be good. And then

Australia will be even warmer.

Oh, we'll be there.

Yeah, I'm actually close then.

Yeah, you're leaving us.

Yeah, you're leaving us, bud.

Have you enjoyed the trip?

At least you've done New Zealand with us. That's

us. That's Yeah, that was the main thing. I've

already been to Austral.

Yeah, New Zealand's like a rare one to go to. I feel like

go to. I feel like it's too too far to be honest.

Very far, but it's worth it.

Definitely worth it. Yeah,

I spread misinformation on the latest pod. You remember I was like, "Oh,

pod. You remember I was like, "Oh, there's no beaches in Melbourne." That's

what everyone was messaging me when I then said that. Everyone comments was like, "Oh, there are beaches. There are

beaches. There are I think just no surfing beaches nearby or good surfing beaches nearby. So probably got the

beaches nearby. So probably got the wrong end of the Are you looking to do a bit of surfing?

Don't know cuz we haven't figured out what exactly we're doing out there yet.

We we've got a couple of video ideas that are up in the air and obviously one of the days is my birthday and on my birthday thing was going to be the surfing and beach volleyball and that kind of stuff day.

Um but yeah, we'll just see what the plan is and how much free time we got.

You're going to have such an epic birthday.

the big the big three 0.

Oh, you can no longer make them jokes towards me now. I know which I'm buzzing about.

You get some serious birthday beats when you're out there.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah. I'm gonna get battered. Actually,

everyone is hitting you really, didn't you?

Yeah.

I got What did I get you for your last birthday?

Oh, you got me some Runescape [ __ ] That's so cute. You know, that's still on my mantle piece at home.

And it was a It was a card that was a quest. Um when you complete a quest

quest. Um when you complete a quest quest points, that was a good idea.

That's kind of crazy cuz guys just don't really do gifts.

Yeah, I've never I haven't got anything this year, but I can I can source something.

I'm not a gift receiver, you know?

It doesn't do much for me. I love

quality time.

I [ __ ] hated what you gave me.

Yeah. So, all that stuff you got, it wasn't actually that.

No, that was that was really sweet. But

like if if you go like if if I never got a gift again from anybody, I would I would not care.

Yeah.

Cuz like if if if on my birthday boys were like, "Oh, what should we do? Like

should we get you something nice?" I'd

be like, "Ah, let's go away for the weekend. Let's have a nice little boy. I

weekend. Let's have a nice little boy. I

think that's because we've kind of anytime we need I was about to talk a [ __ ] That's crazy.

Do you think that's because we've completed it?

Because I was going to say we can buy anything we want.

Wasn't going to say that. But when we do need stuff, because we got adult money, we can kind of buy it. Whereas when

you're a kid, like it's kind of like the source of you getting the things you need.

You couldn't get an Xbox until Christmas.

Yeah. Like you would have to wait to be gifted it. So gifts were important as a

gifted it. So gifts were important as a kid. Yeah. Also, there's nothing I

kid. Yeah. Also, there's nothing I really want now. Like,

all I do is work or chill with people.

There's not like I'm a big gamer or I'm a big like book read or there's I don't really have one hobby where I'm really into it and there's lots of things to buy in that hobby.

Yeah, you're a bit of a Yeah, you don't do much.

Yeah, you're a bit of a What the [ __ ] Wait, what hobbies do we have that we're like really dialed in on besides usually? One of my hobbies is hiking to

usually? One of my hobbies is hiking to be fair, but there's not you don't Yeah, you do hike. I see on Straa sometimes when I go on there and it's not really a hobby that you can do in a with a short amount of time.

Yeah. It's not like you can be like, "Oh, it's Monday night. I got nothing better to do. I'm going to chill."

Yeah. I haven't got like a at home hobby sort of thing. I just don't really have one.

Please get into chess, bro. I'd love to play chess with someone.

Every now and then I try and get into chess. I just You need to lock in and

chess. I just You need to lock in and like dedicate a week to it. You actually

don't.

No, but it's skill match. If you play and you don't know how to play, not just match against players. I'm not saying to get good at

players. I'm not saying to get good at it or I mean to like actually get into it and be like, "Right, I need to go back to the next for it to stick."

You know how they say it's like two weeks to build the habit. But like

if I just went and played a game of chess now after this, I'd forget about it.

Just depends how much you enjoy it. I

guess there's no love for it right now.

But I did used to enjoy it as a kid so much.

used to get bullied for it in school, but it was really fun.

People used to get bullied for playing Minecraft in school. How crazy is that?

It used to be like an embarrassing thing to admit.

You were too old for that. There wasn't

play Minecraft in school when I was in school. Really?

school. Really?

It didn't exist. I don't think everyone used to just play.

I think it had just come out. I remember

when I first found out about it and was out when I was at school. If if you were playing Minecraft, you wouldn't tell people because people would clown on you for it, which is nuts. It was like genuinely one of

is nuts. It was like genuinely one of the most embarrassing things to admit, but everyone played it in secret and just didn't say anything about it.

Really?

That's so funny.

It's so strange because it's such a good game. Like you wouldn't get Do you think

game. Like you wouldn't get Do you think kids at school and now are getting bullied for playing?

No, absolutely not.

Now it's quite popular.

Maybe it was just like um my age group specific or maybe it was a school specific thing.

I think it's cuz it it would have been newer at the time and probably had a little bit of a the connotations of it being a bit nerdy.

Yeah. Oh, that's just lame.

Cuz it started as a PC game, didn't it?

You couldn't get it on console. So, I

think that added to it. People would

like if you're playing Minecraft, you're playing on a PC. You're playing

and a lot of people won't be able to play it, so it'll just call you loser for it.

Pretty much. Yeah. It wasn't like widely available so that people could play it and be like, "Actually, this is a pretty good game."

good game." Yeah. And then it came.

Yeah. And then it came.

Yeah. It was a really weird dynamic cuz I remember playing it and just not telling anyone cuz I was like, "Oh, people would genuinely bully me for this."

this." Really?

That's so funny.

Oh, that's kind of sad though. We have

to do things like that. Whereas

Runescape was quite cool in school cuz like everyone played it.

It was to an extent, but I think if the girls found out, it was [ __ ] It was game over.

Getting wedges.

School, bro. We We were not chatting to girls when we started playing Runescape.

Really?

Yeah. I think I started playing in like year six, year five.

My first ever Runescape username was R5 EJ Lin.

Yeah, I had you. I remember you.

You remember me, don't you?

What's R5 EJ?

Ragcliffe. 2005 which my school name right cliff 2005 form E J for Josh login it was my school login bro just gave all his personal information out

address phone number I think everyone already knows all that online pervert's dream going on now I mean back then when you were a kid my username is my full address my age yeah they knew what school you were in

exactly my route when I walk home from school really are a pedo's dream do you want my social sec security number while you're at it we have one of those we don't have We have national insurance.

Fine, you can have my tin.

Is it national insurance?

Yeah.

Yeah, we've got Wait, we do have social security. Oh, do you not have that? I've

security. Oh, do you not have that? I've

got one from for Jersey.

I don't know. I don't think I think it's just That's an American thing, isn't it?

I think it's your national insurance number.

Yeah, that's so weird. We Yeah, I've got a social security card. Um I got in Jersey. Maybe I'm wrong. I don't know.

Jersey. Maybe I'm wrong. I don't know.

Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I can't remember.

It's been like what 5 10 years since I even thought about Jersey.

510.

Um, well, anything else you want to say on New Zealand for now before before we move on to the next epic part?

It's all right.

It's It's an okay place.

It's lovely, actually.

I really love it.

Yeah.

I'd love to come back here with Sabina. Be great. We We did say we

Sabina. Be great. We We did say we should try and get all the YouTube lot to move here.

We should use Simon, Chris MD, friends from work, fellas.

Okay. Well, that brings me to my next question. and whatever tax is like

question. and whatever tax is like actually pretty bad similar to the UK but I think it's worse than the UK is the UK like are we it's one of the worst one of the worst in the world right

over half of our income as a corporation that's a interesting way to say you're in a top tax bracket well done mate flexing on a corporation all the 15y old girls that are watching right now

no as a corporation over half yeah company tax 28% that's relatively high GST 15% not bad word. And then the individual

one is interesting. It's a bit lower actually. It looks like it.

actually. It looks like it.

It's hard to say with the dollars.

Okay. So,

yes. Go on, brother.

Time for the fun part.

Go on. Hit me.

Well, the tax part was the fun part.

So, my new favorite thing.

Yeah.

Is going into the depths of Wikipedia.

And there are social media pages called the depths of Wikipedia. And they just find really fun things like what in Wikipedia. And I've got five

in Wikipedia. And I've got five different ones for you today.

So you're going to go head to head to head to head.

Oh, wait. Are you Is it Is this a game of intellect?

Not really. Okay.

Cuz I'm going to lose.

So you lose.

This first game is a collection of hm strange things.

I don't know how to really explain this.

So I'll give you you know what? I'll

give you the first one as an example.

Okay. So, it's a collection of Wikipedia pages that start in this format. A

one-way mirror, also called a two-way mirror, is blah blah blah blah.

Okay. A window.

So, it's things like No, as in so I would be like, a one-way mirror also called what? And it it's things where

called what? And it it's things where it's like, oh, you know, it it's a oneway mirror, but why is it also called a two two-way? Like, do you know what I mean? They're almost

mean? They're almost I have no idea what you're saying.

A thank god you said that cuz I thought you were you are confusing the hell out of me right now.

Yeah. What do you mean by this? You

know, you're gonna have to start again.

You know, like there's no such thing as a married bachelor. It's not possible to be married and a bachelor or like a square circle.

So, it's like, oh, a square also known as a circle.

I got it. So, you know what I mean? It's

like there's no such thing as a car with no.

What's this got to do with Wikipedia?

So, these these Wikipedia pages start with look a oneway mirror also called a two-way mirror and it's like why is a oneway mirror also called a two?

We got to figure out what Wikipedia pages.

You'll you'll make you I'll figure it out.

You'll figure it out. It's very simple.

cuz I don't get that mirror on.

No, that's pissing me off.

Two way mirror is also called a two-way mirror.

Why exactly? It's just stupid. Okay, but

we'll just we'll we'll we'll go through these characters cuz there's a lot and there's five.

Oh, I know what a two-way mirror is. Is

it where you can look from both sides and it's still a mirror like in the airport?

Yeah.

The five mile river in Connecticut is how long?

Oh, so it's not going to be It was Well, obviously you'd say Yeah. So guess how long do you think the

Yeah. So guess how long do you think the five R is okay so we we there's no internet you're not all right 8 km what do you think is that what it is give it in miles give it miles

it has to be in miles oh that's why I was treating satisfying did you do it in kilome is this a trick question yeah it's not 5 miles it's it's different so it's not five miles no that's the whole point in the segment

the 5 mile river in where in Connecticut is how long the length of Connecticut 5 miles yeah I think it's 5 miles I think is a [ __ ] You can't give the actual answer. No,

because it's not 5 miles. It's it's it's not that long. That's the point.

It's called the Five Mile River, but it's not 5 miles. How long do you think it is?

I don't know how long a river is.

Oh, just just 30 miles.

One mile 30 m. Your batch is the closest.

What did you say? Batch.

30.

So, is it the length of the Wikipedia page is the five mile river is a 23.5 mile long river in Connecticut.

Okay. So, 23.5

What? What? I don't.

So this whole thing is like things that are named they they shouldn't be called that. So for example, next. The three

that. So for example, next. The three

grand soups is a common term in Japan referring to a a number of soups thought to be the best in the world. How many

are there?

[ __ ] soup or soups?

The three grand soups.

Soups.

Oh, soups.

Soups.

I thought you meant soups. So the best.

So just the three grand soup for the Japanese girl. That's one of the three.

Japanese girl. That's one of the three.

All right. What did you think?

Four soups. This is really annoying. You

know, this is the most annoying. Five.

Four. Yeah, I'm getting obviously it's the three grand soup.

Of course. How did I not How did I not know?

So, they are Borch from Ukraine, Buy Bash from France. That's probably

pronounced very wrong. They probably

were. Shark fin suit from China and Tommy Kung from China. From Thailand.

So, why why shark fin suit? Can we get Can we not get some explanation behind this blasphemy? This is really winding me up.

blasphemy? This is really winding me up.

Okay. Just Five Guys, a professional wrestling stable in New Japan Pro Wrestling has how many guys in it?

Six, four.

Well, it can be three, four, or five depending on the number of guys. It

changes.

I thought I was right. Yeah, this is all are they all just going to be about the numbers or something and they're just not that number.

But these are actual Wikipedia pages. So

if you search up next up COD's 12 rules, it says COD's 12 rules is a set of M rules.

13.

How many?

13 rules.

23.

It's 13. Oh, when it comes to Jesus Christ, man. Like

the Quad Cities is a region in the US states of Iowa and Illinois. Well, it

ain't four, is it?

How many?

Oh, this one's obviously five.

How many is it?

That's six.

It's five. It's a region of five cities.

You're on a good generational run right now.

Honestly, mate, like, how do you not know this?

God, you're tapped in.

The Three Musketeers is a French historical adventure novel published in 1844 by Alexandra Duma. But how many characters are there in the book?

In the Three Musketeers?

Four.

Four.

Four. Can you name them?

Damascus.

Damascus. Yeah.

Bartholomew.

Bartholomew. Of course.

Dannion.

Datanians. One.

Darwin. Zoro.

I can't remember the other musketeers.

Um, Tatanian, Arthos, Pthos, and Aramus.

Aram.

Datanian is the only one I really knew.

I don't know any of them.

Now you do. Now you know all four of the three.

I've forgotten. I've forgotten all of them already. Dartmius or something.

them already. Dartmius or something.

Danian. Darthus dot anus to learn another ministry.

That's a good mad eye.

Thanks.

Okay. The Big 12 Conference. It's a

collegiate athletic conference in the United States.

Yeah.

But how many full member universities does it consist of?

52.

The Big 12? What do you think?

51.

I see where you're going, but it's 16.

Obviously, you [ __ ] well. every time

you just add one on and it seems to be a play.

It actually does.

Yeah.

There's a actually you might know this one. There's a village in North Thland

one. There's a village in North Thland called in in England. What what I said there's a village in North Thland, England called Once Brood, but it's also known as Twice Brew.

Did you know that?

I've driven through it. Yeah, I've

driven through Twice Brood and it's twinned with like Maybe it's because it says once brood on it as well.

There's once brood and there's twice brood next to each other. Maybe it's

because when you drive back through you've been, you know, I don't live anywhere near Northland right?

Oh, it's Northampton. Yeah.

Where's Northland?

It's in the Lake District. It's like

Cumbria. Yeah.

Close enough.

I was luckily I was there the other day.

Where the hell?

It's just kind of like middle of Northampton. Do you know um Leicester?

Northampton. Do you know um Leicester?

Yeah.

It's not far from Leicester.

Damn. Okay. Postcode.

Actual address, house number, everything, please. Come on. I shed

everything, please. Come on. I shed

mine.

And the final one. Ready? the three mile island nuclear generating station. How

long is the island?

Four miles.

Four miles.

It's two.

[ __ ] take away on this.

You know what? You should you could have warned us. It was a trick question.

warned us. It was a trick question.

That's funny.

I realized I wasn't counting scores, but I feel like I feel probably won.

I'm not sure.

You did a serious comeback at the end.

Yeah, I think you won. I don't know.

I'll take the win though.

You know what? You take the win.

You're winning at life anyway.

All right. Eminem's eight mile rap battle. How long was it?

battle. How long was it?

Okay.

Eight minutes.

Three. Yeah.

You were gonna say three and you just said he's like, "No." Yeah.

Forget it.

Yeah.

Forget about it.

Is that the Wikipedia thing? Did we do it?

That's challenge one of five.

Oh my god.

But they're all completely different types of games.

Unrelated. I've got such a hilarious bit for the end of the podcast. I can't wait to do Oh my god. I'm excited for you. I just

thought about it and I thought if I mention it, people might want to stay around. Guys, it's going to be so

around. Guys, it's going to be so Bro, I need to give them a reason to stay.

No, not really.

Wait, there's five Wikipedia segments.

Hang on.

I'm actually so excited. Stay to the end bit.

Yeah.

Can you get surgery for negative campal tilt?

No, you're cooked, bro.

Damn it. I keep looking at myself in the mirror like, damn, I'm chuffed.

Your negative canal tilt wasn't that bad.

It's bad enough, mate. Fair enough.

No, trust me. People walk past me in the street and they sh negative.

It's negative.

They don't do that. But I'm thinking it.

That's your demons.

It's the other voices.

That's the other guy.

Darius.

That's your tenant.

Oh, yeah. That's

okay. Next up.

Sorry, we're ruining this.

We've got No, that's right. We've got

slang and idioms from other languages.

Okay.

But translated.

So, the ketchup effect on Swedish Wikipedia. What do you think the ketchup

Wikipedia. What do you think the ketchup effect could be?

So, this isn't like the other game where it's like it's got nothing to do with it. Okay.

it. Okay.

This is like what do you think the catch up effect could be?

And it's from Sweden, you say?

Yeah.

Um, like a bit something about not mixed properly.

I think it's about not being happy with what you've got on your plate.

Okay, maybe I'll give you a bit of a hint. Think about when you've got a

hint. Think about when you've got a bottle of ketchup and you're trying to put it on your plate.

The glass bottles.

Oh, wanking too much. Going in

suction. That is inappropriate.

You can't get it out.

Ah, yeah. I don't mind that.

Is the ketchup effect smacking the bum?

It's a It's building up.

It's a bit of a general bit of a slime.

So, when someone's stressed out, it's like oh can't get it out. Ketchup effect. You

just can't get it cuz they can't let it out. It's built up and it's stuck in the first half of it.

So, the catchup effect is when nothing comes and then everything comes too much too fast. Guys name nothing.

too fast. Guys name nothing.

Guys name nothing right now.

Interesting. We've got an Italian one.

Burnt chip one. He's loving that. When

it comes to gooning, he he's having a good time.

It was really got me just went nothing right now.

coming. Not at all. And then

the boys been nursing a vanilla latte for 5 hours.

That's crazy, bro. That's got to be cold again.

5 hour old vanilla latte. Let it go.

You just picture the guy with a Gucci bag and it's like ripping one straight.

Let it go, bro.

Let it go. Let it rip.

Oh no. You know when you start laughing, your insides like start burning too many calories.

Oh, so you need to keep your smell like vanilla. That was fun. Sorry

for ruining your segment, but honestly, this No, it's fine. You're

allowed to laugh.

I know. I know you get specific about that.

Free movement on a pause.

That's what it's all about. It's a nice balance of learning and laughter.

It is. Yeah. And [ __ ] ourselves.

But we did we did interrupt you. What

was the next one? This one's an Italian one.

Ever heard of this? It's called making the little shoe.

Surely.

I've heard that, but I can't remember what it is. Making

It's It's something you do when dining.

Making the little shoe.

Yeah.

Um, I'll give you a hint. It's when you've got sauce.

Is it the bread is making the little shoe? But what is it in Italian?

shoe? But what is it in Italian?

What is it? Something to do with dipping.

It's you mop up the rest of the pasta sauce with bread.

That is it. They call it making the little shoes.

That's not very fair, is it? He's he's

um I've asked the Italian guy the Italian question. That's

question. That's Yeah. Give me something on like older.

Yeah. Give me something on like older.

Scaretta.

Is that how you pronounce it? Maybe.

Go on. Lata.

Okay.

Can you speak much Italian?

Here's a Swedish one.

Well, Swedish Maron, you got this.

[ __ ] in the blue cabinet. What? What

would it mean if you go for [ __ ] sake?

If you go [ __ ] in the blue cabinet.

Well, we all know that once it is.

I wonder if it's got something with something to do with IKEA.

Is that it?

No.

I think it's Is that it? Nursing, but there's nothing in it. I heard

in it. I heard Is that it?

God forbid a man enjoy his latte. Do you

remember when you're in like a pub or club or whatever, you just hold on to a drink and you're like, I'm almost finishing this thing. I'm not going to finish it.

That happened at Arthur Hills concert.

Yes.

I didn't want to be empty-handed cuz so many people were looking at us and I was like, if I put if I put this cup down, I'm just going to have two hands in front of me doing nothing.

You don't know what to do. Yeah.

And I was too shy to dance. Batteries in

front of me getting hella groovy. Like

that was proper glass tank [ __ ] wasn't it? That festival.

it? That festival.

Uh, it's hard. Yeah, it was difficult.

Was a movie performance.

I'll be listening to hear if any liquid is in there. Okay. To [ __ ] in the blue cabinet means to make a fool of yourself and go too far.

What? What?

What? What's What's the correlation though? How does that

though? How does that you [ __ ] in the cabinet? It's like, come on, mate. You've gone too far. How

on, mate. You've gone too far. How

embarrassing.

It's true. That would be gone too far, wouldn't it?

It would be gone too far. Yeah.

Yeah.

Remember once I held in I was trying to see I held in a poo for so long when I was a kid once. One of my core memories.

Um and I just ended up pooing on the floor, but it was so perfectly whipped.

It was like some from a movie. whipped,

you know, like a movie poo.

Yeah. My dog sto like it stuck with me forever.

Well, you still got it.

And and that's so strange. As a kid, I was just like, let's see how long I can go.

So, it came out like a Mr. Whippy basically.

Yeah. It was honestly mind and and I got to the point where I couldn't get on the toilet for some reason. I just pooed on the floor.

What?

Maybe about five, six.

We We've been thinking one of my earliest memories when FFW come to film last one to [ __ ] challenge wins. you are going to be the

challenge wins. you are going to be the first guest on our list. If you can produce one of those at the end of it, the thumbnail is going to go mad.

You know, prior experience as well, I'm at a big advantage.

That's so funny, actually, by the way, cuz everyone's talking about this and I I wonder if people in content creation space speak about it differently because the try not to piss challenge is basically a one out of 10 for them. It's

their best performing video other than it's also apparently a very good video, Simon Ch. Everyone's saying it's great.

Simon Ch. Everyone's saying it's great.

Yeah. But there's just this sort of like, oh, it's a try not to piss challenge and they've done it again.

There's a funny kind of like internet thing about, isn't it? Like you go on Twitter and people I think people the idea is so like fun and silly. I like

it. I like it as well.

I'm also on your side with that. But

like there's some people online like they'll be like try not to piss challenge. Yeah, these guys are falling

challenge. Yeah, these guys are falling off. Even though it's a good video.

off. Even though it's a good video.

They're probably not the people who are reading the title. They're not thinking of what that means for the content behind it. Like imagine everyone's in a

behind it. Like imagine everyone's in a house just drinking loads of water and there's challenges and stuff and you are that is funny.

I think it's quite enticing as well. You

see that in your subscription compared to everything else which is kind of the same. You're like right a group of

same. You're like right a group of friends are have pushing themselves to the limit on their bladders. This is

interesting.

That's got to be why it's one out of 10.

Has anybody pissed in it?

I don't know.

I think I think I think in the sequel the fur to end the trilogy off someone's got to [ __ ] piss themselves.

And if it's got to be you it's got to be you. I actually if you need me I'll piss

you. I actually if you need me I'll piss myself on camera for this actually for the content that it's hard to actually I've lied I've lied. I'm not

doing that to myself.

Good.

Fair enough. I've lied for a second.

I like you've just grown a backbone there. I like that.

there. I like that.

You know what that kind of reminds me of what we're doing next in a way.

Segue Italian drowning in a glass of water.

Aareun dagua. That's

dagua. That's Can I read it or not?

No.

I mean do you know what a glass is?

Pa. No, CC is C.

CC C.

Anyway, what does it mean if you go, "Oh, he's drowning in a glass of water."

And it's an Italian saying there.

He's making a He's like mounting out of a molehill kind of thing.

Close.

That sort of thing.

Um, drowning in a glass of water. He's

doing He's He's doing too much.

Not quite.

Doing too little.

I I think it's like um he's not making use of what he's got.

So like Chip struggling in an easy situation in it.

That's close enough. So it's basically when you surrender to a minor difficulty.

Ah so you're like and you know something true happens and you go oh you know what no you take it.

Yeah. No

not putting up any kind of fight. No

grip.

Just being like you drown in a glass of water there.

Glass of water. That's good. I like

that.

Come up with good ones.

You're on the motorway and you end up in a 10 car pileup and you let it ruin your day.

So, the Dutch have a word.

Don't think that would apply there.

No, maybe you're right. The

The Dutch have a We have a a saying for this, but it's different. The Dutch call it taking the rat taxi.

Oh, getting in an unsolicited Uber.

No, unregistered Uber.

No, we've got there's an English saying we go like, is it about to blah blah? No. Okay.

Say again. Say again.

Uh, taking the rat taxi. It's easy way out in a sense. Yeah.

Why though?

So, have I just said something contributing to this podcast?

Yeah. And it's Think about it in a in a in a in a social event context.

Irish exit.

Oh, it's an Irish exit.

Taking the rat taxi. Irish.

It's leaving.

[ __ ] took it from you. Start saying

that. I'm getting rat. I'm getting a rat taxi.

I kind of like that.

It's just leaving the the function without saying goodbye to everyone. M I

like that and I like doing it.

You do do that.

I love an Irish exit, mate.

They are good though because if you're set to leave at like 11 p.m.

11 p.m.

By the time you're saying goodbye to people, some people then start talking to you for a bit. You won't get out there too.

And then some people at 11 or be like, "Don't leave, mate."

Exactly.

Where it's annoying, isn't it? And you

just want to go home.

Yeah. [ __ ] self-aware king.

Hell yeah.

I will not let you leave at 11.

You cannot go home, mate. Trust me, the night's only getting good. Please back.

We're only here once.

He's already practicing for the next time.

Yeah. Just in case we go out again. I

know what to say to him. Just you're

you're going to look back on your life when you're older and you're going to think, "Damn, I'm so glad I went over.

You can't make me stay. I will."

No. You're really good at every day of the week.

He's like, "Chris, you can't once they've got their mindset, you can't come in."

come in." I actually really wish I was more like you in that sense.

Everyone 3:00 a.m. this morning, stuck outside the front door.

Oh, yeah. Got another We got locked out last night because the clean we're in an apartment like a Airbnb, but they had the key and well, not to begin with. Re and Chip had the key.

We had to Uber the key back home to you guys.

Me, Batch, and Chris came home at like 1:00.

You guys had the key. So, you guys Ubered us the key and then what happened? We went to bed.

happened? We went to bed.

Then we we came home. Um, it was probably about 3:00 and the door was just locked. We were like, "No." We

just locked. We were like, "No." We

called everyone about 20 times each.

Obviously, everyone responds on do not serve or whatever and nobody's answering the main chat.

All all of Chris's all Chris's team's asleep and we were sat there in like this hallway looking at hotels calling them up like, "If we booked, can we stay tonight?" Cuz they were like, "Oh, you can stay tomorrow at check-in."

check-in." Right.

That's But thankfully, we banged on the door and then Batch came stumbling down like, "What? What are you?"

"What? What are you?"

You're lucky that Batch was so lucky in sleeping near the front door.

Basically, his room was close to it.

Yeah. I could hear I was like, "Fuck you." Did it scare you a bit?

you." Did it scare you a bit?

No, cuz I knew it was you.

Oh god.

Cuz I could hear brow.

You guys do Irish exits. You do that, don't you?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm always the last to leave. So

yeah, that's so true.

It's just a safe bet.

I have done them more recently in more recent times.

No, I don't really Irish exit. I'll say

goodbye to the people I'm closest to at the at the place. Like I would not say goodbye to you guys. But then if it's like a big night, I wouldn't then go and be like,

"Nice to meet. I've got to go."

I'll say goodbye to you guys and then I'll go see you later guys for the rest of Yeah. Yeah. That's the play.

Yeah. Yeah. That's the play.

So not really becomes an ordeal.

Yeah. I feel like you definitely have to say goodbye at least otherwise it is rude.

Yeah.

Part and parcel of the game though.

If I wish Irish exit was like a a normal thing to do.

Yeah. Cuz it's nice, isn't it? just been

like, "Oh, I've not had to like do all that extra socializing just to leave."

Yeah. It's just nice to know when your close friends have gone, so you're not like, "Oh, where are they?" You wait for them and they've gone.

To be fair, sometimes a good play is just to let one person know. Like I

could say to you, "We're going to head off by the way." So then if anyone asks around, they know.

That's so true.

Yeah.

All right. Well, second one. I think

Chip, I'm going to give that one to you.

You know what? I don't care about the actual scores. I think vibes wise, batch

actual scores. I think vibes wise, batch one, first one, you run that one. Vibes

on vibes. I love it. Yeah, let's do it.

That was such a loud clap.

So, third one. This one's a super short one.

Yeah.

On the Wikipedia page, Stereotypes of British people, there are six positives and six negatives.

All right, let's find them. Friendly

positive.

Stereotypes of British people.

If you get close enough, I'll give it to you.

Okay, let's reel off the bad one. Bad

teeth.

Okay, wait. Let me look at Okay. Yep.

Teeth is one. Um, uh, tea, like drinking tea.

Yeah, drinking tea.

Tea is one of the six positives. Yeah,

that's a positive that we just drink tea.

Posh.

Thank you guys. Oh, you drink tea, don't you? Yes, thank you for saying posh.

you? Yes, thank you for saying posh.

Seriously, posh could be good.

Posh is something like that.

Uh, like Queen's English.

No, I'm not going to give you that.

Close enough. All right.

Well spoken like is that is that I'm trying I'm trying like well articulated.

Like what would you say? How would you say that in a in another way?

It's not quite that. It's not that, but it's you're getting there.

I don't know.

Accent. British accent.

Nothing to do with the accent. No,

that's not stereotype, isn't it?

We've got quite like thin heads.

Like tic tac head. No.

Uh, okay. I'll give you I'll give you a

okay. I'll give you I'll give you a hint. There's no

hint. There's no something like, you know what? There's something

everyone in this room will appreciate.

Athletic because we No, because we we maybe bring that to the world.

Oh, humor.

Yes, sense of humor is one of the six.

British humor.

Thank you, mate. Hum. Actually,

something you like that we both we we both like this philosophy.

We both like this philosophy.

Mhm.

And you brought me books to do with this.

Ah, of course. Polite stoics.

You've both hit a nail on the head. So,

Stoics, our stoic nature, we deal with things quite well. And the fact that we're polite. So the when you were

we're polite. So the when you were talking about like the way you speak and being kind, politeness and charm as well. So we've got politeness and charm,

well. So we've got politeness and charm, sense of humor, stoic nation. Nation

nature, stoic nature, nature, humor, tea and humor. Yeah. So there's two more.

Six positives.

So there's no politeness and charm is one of the positives.

Oh.

Um sense of humor, stoic nature, and tea are four. So one of them I don't think

are four. So one of them I don't think you'd get, and I don't really know what it means.

Actually, let me just Google what it means.

You having to Google something is kind of crazy. Bad things definitely. Yes.

of crazy. Bad things definitely. Yes.

I mean, it's just maybe you were so t Okay.

Okay. This doesn't actually mean what I thought it meant.

Swearing.

So, I could tell you that the mate, let's stay down positive. Let's

stay down positive to begin with cuz that's easier for me to follow.

Oh, sorry. You're just trying to get the positives done. Yeah.

positives done. Yeah.

So, yeah, there's two more positives.

One positive is like it's something we do internationally and at home that a lot of people go, "Oh, that's a very British thing to do."

Knitting. It's in public and a lot of countries you go to, they don't do this smoke.

Whereas we do it ourselves even if we're told we're not told to.

Driving on the left.

No, it's not your rubbish in the bin.

We form these ourselves.

Yes, it's queuing.

Yeah, of course. We're big into cues, aren't we?

Quietness and charm. Queueing. Sense of

humor. Stoic nature. One more thing. And

tea.

Isn't that mad? By the way, like it's like asking for a compliment from someone and they go, "Oh, you're very good at queuing and drinking tea. I'll

give you that." I think I think queuing is a really good sign of a very civilized set of disrespectful we are not that civilized.

Well, you and I.

Yeah, fair enough. I'm just like

fair enough. I'm just like that's a good point.

If if I go somewhere and like everyone's like queuing and they're queuing up really like politely, I'm like a good point. Yeah, because if you go to a

point. Yeah, because if you go to a place canary wolf tube always very always like very nice formal cues and then there's people who don't quue and you're like you only care about yourself. You're not

considerate of the people around you and you're like come on this is part of like society. It's like a okay you can

like society. It's like a okay you can walk to the front and jump on and get on the next train.

But like if we all agree together, it's almost like game theory a little bit. I

watched A Beautiful Man recently. Didn't

realize it. But it's just like a it's a really nice kind of like I enjoy it.

Everyone's scrapping to like jump on the tube.

Oh, I can walk past the queue and it can change my old day.

But you it can change because if you if you go on rush hour, so I used to live like north London rush hour. If I was trying to get into work in the morning for like an 8:30 tube on the central side.

I don't I don't like them.

Civilization civilized nature of the queueing for the tube. Yeah. They just

kind of and everyone's fighting for it.

So maybe it's easier because we tend to avoid rush hour travel, don't we?

Yeah. Yeah. Right, we got one more impositive.

Still one more positive. It's quite Come on.

Uh, I'll I'll give you the word. You might

know what it means. Pluckiness.

Pluck.

We aren't that plucky.

What does that mean?

[ __ ] pluckiness, mate.

What the What the bloody hell is pluckess?

Come on, England.

Not quite.

I think I know what it means, but at the same time, I'm couldn't quite describe it.

It's not like I thought like, oh, like perky. Like, it's not perky.

perky. Like, it's not perky.

Pluckiness. pluckiness.

It's like [ __ ] get straight to the point they get [ __ ] done.

It's the quality of having It's the quality of having a certain quality in certain circumstances. Any ideas?

certain circumstances. Any ideas?

Oh, pluck off.

Confidence. Is it something to do with confidence at all?

No.

Headstrong.

Is it like trying to like is it something to do with staying positive?

You know what you're doing leader? You know what you're doing in

leader? You know what you're doing in the the moment.

New group leader.

Get things done.

It's about having courage. spirit and

determination in the face of difficulties, danger, and adversity.

So people think British people are they're quite they're quite stoic and courageous according to Wikipedia.

I don't know if modern day no not modern day doesn't apply well to the modern day Brits. I don't think

Brits. I don't think I mean obviously there will be a lot that are like that. But I wouldn't say more than another country.

We fell off.

Yeah. Back in the day we were probably like [ __ ] go pretty plucky. Yeah. But not now. Now

pretty plucky. Yeah. But not now. Now

we're all wonder where that would come from.

Now we're all just loud mouth fools, aren't we?

Yeah.

All on the piss.

Now let's go for the negatives about British people. I would say one isn't

British people. I would say one isn't really to do with us.

It's more Britain.

All right. So we got bad teeth.

So they're the positives. Let's just go just one more time. So it's positive and charm, queuing, sense of humor, stoic nature, pluckiness, and tea. What are

the negative six? So we got teeth as one.

Bad teeth. Um is it like about being loud and scary on holiday?

Yes, it is. What's it called? Antisocial

behavior abroad.

Oh, definitely. Yeah.

Anything to do with football fans?

Football hooliganism is another one.

Yeah, that's a good shout. Uh, anything to do with like So, you've got half of them already.

Antisocial abroad, football hooligans.

Anything to do with foul language in in the first place that we know.

That's kind of all that's all of those types of things now.

Oh, no stabbing.

What the the I would say two are culture and two is more like Britain as a place.

Knife crime.

No, that is that kind of stuff's now all done.

Okay. This isn't about like us being badly behaved in any sense. This is

about two things to do with our culture and one to do with miserable.

No, that's still behavior. This isn't

behavior.

I don't necessarily cultural thing culturally bad food.

I was just about to say bad food. I was

going to say I don't necessarily believe that is bad, but yeah, I think everyone abroad's like you have beans and toast, which by the way is brilliant. And we don't eat it that

is brilliant. And we don't eat it that often. But British food is great. The

often. But British food is great. The

epitome of British food is fantastic.

Our top restaurants.

What like what like the top five British foods?

Chicken tikka masala.

Fish and chips.

Chicken tikka masala. Beef steak.

Sunday roast roast.

Sunday roast.

Full English breakfast.

Full English breakfast.

We got that.

These are good.

Scotch.

Scottish pie. Shepherd's pie.

A lot of really good food.

Shepherd's pie. Mate, you know what?

[ __ ] off.

[ __ ] off.

Proper good. That

in the hole. [ __ ] off. Not sure what we doing there. Pig and blanket.

doing there. Pig and blanket.

You when you go to bed, what what's live doing to you, bro?

Jesus Christ.

That was bloody brilliant.

All right. How many do we have left?

Okay, so we've got antisocial behavior abroad food football hooliganism teeth. One's a really tough one.

teeth. One's a really tough one.

Give us a clue. Give it to us. It's

something about us culturally that isn't even true.

So something about us. Sorry. Say that

again.

This So this is another one that's not true cuz teeth also isn't true. We've

got some of the best teeth around the world.

Yeah.

Got better teeth than Americans.

I think it's cuz the ones who run their mouth have bad teeth and those are the ones that other people see. Do you know what I mean? You'll have people go and that's what goes viral and then the Americans will see them and see their teeth. They're like, "Oh, that's bad."

teeth. They're like, "Oh, that's bad."

that. Yeah.

People who got their [ __ ] together keep their mouths pretty closed off.

Have are we statistically sure on that?

It's like, have you ever ran the Yeah. So, British people have better or

Yeah. So, British people have better or at least oral.

Then what about or at least equal oral health to compared to Americans? Studies have

found a slightly lower than average number of missing teeth and cavities and decay.

Lower rates of decay.

So, we actually tend to have better better teeth than Americans. It's

impressive though that it's the same average considering how many of them there is.

Yeah.

Yeah. So, this one is about How do I do this in a way that doesn't give I can't We We've just not We've not got a lot of variety. Yeah.

In this form of communication.

In this form of communication.

Maybe that.

Oh, of course. We're not very good at sign language.

You're You're unbelievably close with what you just said.

Is it really just no like knowledge of other languages or something?

Oh, yeah. We we're not mon.

Yes, we're mono we we're monoling monoling.

Monolingualism is an issue. Well, I mean I do think that does.

Britain, we have the Welsh language.

What? Sorry.

You have the Welsh language.

Yeah, but we don't speak it. But like

in like Britain isn't monilingual because it's I guess Welsh people speak English more than they speak Welsh now.

Um do they do they 100% like in the deep Welsh towns? No, they still they're

Welsh towns? No, they still they're they're bringing it back cuz it's um it's like an endangered language because they the English took it out of the schools um after colonizing and then the

Welsh like sort of started to lose their language.

Now, you know what? That's so

interesting. Never really heard about they're very passionate about it. You

get a lot of people in our generation on TikTok being like, "Guys, if you're Welsh, like learn Welsh please."

Welsh please." I mean, speak. That's a good point though because like it would be a bit sad if like just the younger generation just stopped and eventually just fizzled out and it's like there used to be this language called Welsh but no one knows it now.

Yeah.

Yeah.

But obviously Yeah. You've got um Scottish Gaelic as well and there's there's actually over 300 languages spoken across the UK. Um but indigenous languages there are 11 to 17 including

Welsh, Scots, Scottish Gaelic, Irish and Cornish.

Good shot mate. Good shot.

Great shot. Scouse

sort of a language.

Scouse not not English.

Scouse not English.

Scouse not English.

Um and the last one really nothing to do with British people but you go like I mean we've kind of spoke about it when we're comparing Britain to New Zealand.

Weather. The weather.

Ah yeah. Fair.

The negativity. It's about the weather.

Yeah. It's true.

Yeah.

She's got pretty rainy gray weather.

Pretty bad.

It is just crap.

It is [ __ ] weather. Yeah.

Wonder if it's [ __ ] back home right now.

Probably.

Yeah. You can always almost guarantee it.

Let's Let's find out.

10 degrees, I reckon. Maybe less.

All right. Well, it's 5 a.m. I'll tell

you what.

Check for the day.

Let me Let me load that [ __ ] up.

Your Apple Watch 5 a.m. But 9°.

5 a.m. But 9°.

Oh, it's close.

That's not bad.

It um sunny.

Goes up to 14 today.

Pure clouds.

I was going to say that's Monday next week 16 with a bit of sun.

Woo.

Then drops down to 11 with some rain.

Oh, whilst we're in Australia, global warming, of course.

Okay.

What's next?

So, yeah, that's the end of that one.

Yep.

Who won?

I think you probably won.

No, I think it's a draw. I think we put in a fair.

I'll take a draw.

Yeah, draw.

Put a fair amount in there, you know.

Okay.

Well, my chip might have even won that.

I don't think so. I don't win anything, mate.

All right. You've won that.

Pathetic. Chopped. Sail if you want.

I actually have no idea how to make this competitive.

What do you mean? It doesn't have to be competitive.

You know what? I don't I don't want it for this. We are a team.

for this. We are a team.

For this segment, I'll just tell you about them. I'll just tell you about it

about them. I'll just tell you about it and you can just go give me your thoughts. So, you know, in in English,

thoughts. So, you know, in in English, we have once upon a time.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

And and they all lived happily ever after. Even if they didn't.

after. Even if they didn't.

So, the once upon a time is is a stock phrase that's been used in some form since at least 1380.

So, that's Yeah. It's a it's a it's a pretty long time ago. And a bunch of other languages of course have their own ones in Korean.

Korean.

Do I try this?

Go on.

Hangi dambe si. That's going to be so far.

si. That's going to be so far.

Sounded Italian.

Yeah, I'm not going to lie. It sounded

like sounded Italian.

Yeah. Anyway, um I've only just learned to read Korean phonetically. Anyway, um

so no, I'm joking. There's like an English brushing over that one. There's

an English brackets underneath and that was Yeah, sorry about that. Uh, but the English translation is back when tigers used to smoke tobacco and that's how they start their stories.

That's really sick.

It's like a way back.

That is a way that's really [ __ ] cool actually. I

didn't think back when the tigers used to smoke tobacco nor it's a general career.

An old fella and you would have loved him. Oh, what if it was back when the

him. Oh, what if it was back when the dra dragons were about and all that?

Where we going? You [ __ ] it. You still

nursing that [ __ ] latte. By the way, mate, speaking, bro.

You need to learn to enjoy things.

Lay rest, bro. God sick.

Why has it got that sort of like knockoff?

What's that brand?

All right. Jesus, don't send the coffee shop under me.

Barber.

Burberry.

Burberry.

Tartan. Is that barber though?

Is it a tartan pattern? Is that what you call it?

I don't know.

Also, yeah, this is a lovely local independent coffee shop. Don't kill them like that.

Is that why you're I'm not sponsored by them. Mackenzie

Coffee Co.

for all your coffee.

I think they only exist in South.

What are you talking about?

Do you get that reference?

Fuel for the South.

I'm making these this coffee with these new fresh coffee beans. Who are you talking to?

Oh, what room show? Oh my god. Yes.

Great movie.

Great movie.

Great movie.

It's a great scene.

Who are you talking? His frustration is palpable.

It was in my letter box top four for a while.

Just a reminder guys, I have a great bit for the end of the video. Don't forget

snip snap snooty soy.

Okay. Snip snap snout. Then the story was out. That's an ending.

was out. That's an ending.

I like that actually. Yeah, I can tell you I can

actually. Yeah, I can tell you I can tell you what it is and you can tell me whether it's the start or the end. So

that one's done. But yeah, fairies. Snip

stands out in the Where's that from?

Pharaoh Islands, I guess.

Okay. The Pharaoh Islands.

Let me speak their own language.

Northern Germanic language spoken by a bunch of people in the Pharaoh Islands.

Yeah.

Oh, well, congrats to that.

A self governing territory in Denmark.

Yeah. It's like by the noise.

I mean, you can kind of tell it's like very It's got that kind of like Danish kind of name.

Yeah, I would say so.

I was leaning towards Sweden, though, so I'll be honest.

Yeah.

Really?

Yeah.

I could see him.

Well, that's me. I'm uh

You're leaning towards [ __ ] north.

Lights are off. No one's home.

Okay, next up.

Is that how it goes?

Lights are off. Everyone's in.

Lights are on.

Next up.

Yeah.

Amare or Amharic. I don't know actually how you pronounce that. You know that the Ethiopian language I think it is.

No, but I've learned something so I'm happy.

Return my story and feed me bread.

And it when you say it, it means tell me a story for the one that I've told you.

That's the ending.

No, that's very easy.

That's the ending. That's quite cool though.

That's the ending.

I like that. I like that. turn my story and feed me bread.

I like that. The kind of idea of telling a story and getting to the end and being like, "All right, your your turn. Your

turn. Let's

go. Your go also. Feed me for that gives that gives me this kind of like idea of a culture of like aaring storytelling. Yeah. Just sitting around

storytelling. Yeah. Just sitting around and just being like, you know what, bro?

Everyone's just Yeah. enjoying

themselves having a little, you know, ale.

Yeah.

With a with some bread with a Witcher watching over.

Yeah. Henry Caval on your shoulder. Toss

a coin to your Witcher Valley of plenty. What a banger of plenty.

Really good song though.

Hungarian fel. I don't know why I'm I'm going to

fel. I don't know why I'm I'm going to piss off every single person from this.

Everyone does watcher in it.

This is the end. Run away with it.

Beginning.

Don't be a joke.

It's got to be That's pretty.

That's the end of my story now. Now [ __ ] off. It's almost the exact opposite.

off. It's almost the exact opposite.

What was it again?

This is the end. Run away with it.

That's almost the complete opposite of the Ethiopian one, isn't it?

There you go. I've told my story piss off.

How do you feel after you've told a big story? Do you want

story? Do you want Do you like Do you want I want people to go.

Yeah. I'm looking for a massive reaction.

Yeah. I'm looking for a huge What? How do you feel if someone if you

What? How do you feel if someone if you tell a story and someone goes, "Mate, that's a bang story. I had something similar but even crazier." And then I'll be like, "Oh, I'm actually running out of time." It makes my story with it.

Yeah, I'd rather I feel like Don't invalidate my story, bro.

Would you actually call them out for it?

Nah, cuz I'm a bit of a [ __ ] Okay, next up, Bengali.

Go on.

My story ends and the spinach is eaten by the goat.

Damn, man. What's a goat got to do with it?

I know this.

Why do you know it?

I actually know. I I know why this one is. I've heard this before. Because the

is. I've heard this before. Because the

goats eat the roots of the stuff they eat.

So like it's like that's that's actually it fully done. Like a cow will like eat the top bit and then goat. So the goats the goats eating the sauce, man.

Yeah. The goats going straight for goats eat the roots of herbs unlike cows. So

being consumed by goats figuratively means something being irreversibly ended. I've heard that before. That's so

ended. I've heard that before. That's so

interesting. goats,

but not with the with the story ending.

That's awesome from them.

So, that's again a bit like the piss off. It's like that's my story done.

off. It's like that's my story done.

No further questions, your honor.

Thank you for telling us that though.

Catalan.

I love Catalan.

Catalan. You're a man of Catalunia.

Yeah.

And they were happy and they ate Oh, yeah.

Catalunia.

It's a language that is that like it's different than Spanish. I don't

know much about it but yeah cuz they doesn't does Messi speak it don't know m he does every [ __ ] surely he was a Barcelona lamasia since he was like apparently he dooms scrolls

I can imagine that yeah K met like some one of his teammates and he said that a half time message messages doom scrolls and seems just like you for yeah the Catholians say and they were happy and ate candies at the end

that I like the Dutch they say at the end and then came an elephant with a very long snout and it blew the story over.

That's cool.

Doing too much.

I like that.

That's a bit extra.

It is a bit extra, but Oh, and then an elephant came and ended my [ __ ] story.

No, that sounds like when you tell a story, but people aren't reacting enough. So, you got to

enough. So, you got to And then a [ __ ] elephant came.

The thing I'm interested in is that and they lived happily ever after. It's just

an English thing.

Yeah, I did. I thought it would convert over

I did. I thought it would convert over and everyone would be saying that just in their own languages. So, no one else is really messing around with that. No,

that's interesting.

So, Catalinians obviously have their one about Oh, and then the story was over and then they ate sweets or candy.

Spanish is very close. Can you think about what they ate?

Oh, p.

And they lived happily and they lived happy and ate partridges.

Oh, what do you think it is?

Partridges.

Partridges.

You just said it.

Oh, I just said it.

You idiot.

What the hell?

They ate partridges.

What do you think they ate?

Oh, I don't know.

Wow. It's cuz I was literally just googling partridge.

Jesus, what a riddle you've presented us.

You're such a funny little egg, aren't you?

That's funny.

What's a partridge chip?

It's a fruit.

They're the things in the pear trees, aren't they, mate?

You don't think a partridge is a fruit?

You can't If it's in a pear tree.

Oh, yeah. Partridge in a pear tree.

Yeah.

Um, if it's in a pear tree.

Yeah.

This is a good question. How do I not know what it is? Is it a type of branch or leaf?

Oh, is it is it a partridge and a pear tree? No, it's a partridge in a pear

tree? No, it's a partridge in a pear tree.

Oh, this reminds me of a time where it's a type of something that's commonly found in trees.

Oh, wait. Before we continue with this, um, I need to tell you this.

It's a bird.

Um, it is a bird.

I need to Yeah, I just thought he knew all of that. He was flapping over there.

that. He was flapping over there.

Was he?

Can I Can I tell you something?

You're off camera as well, so you know that song Bare Necessities?

Yeah. until recent times, very recent, I thought the lyrics was it's the bear of sesame.

And I've been singing that with quite quite the confident song for years. I

just think as a kid I misheard it and it just kind of stuck and then it was like that. It's like that somber song and it's like uh oh yeah,

how does it go? We just shed a bed.

How does it go? Can we go to be friends after we just shed a mint?

Why would you think it's mint?

That's what I thought. But

they say kiss so clearly as well.

Bed.

It's bed apparently.

Good point.

Wait, you're joking, right?

Could be.

You thought it was See, I told you.

You need to work on your pronunciation.

He says it so clearly as well, bro.

No, he doesn't. I looked at my podcast co-host. One was an idiot. The other one

co-host. One was an idiot. The other one was an idiot.

But mint makes so much sense. It's like,

oh my god. Like if you gave me like a mint that's been in your mouth, it's like [ __ ] We're pretty much like bad. It is bad. No, I didn't know it was

bad. It is bad. No, I didn't know it was bad. I thought kiss.

bad. I thought kiss.

That's so embarrassing. Let's cut that.

Japanese have a cold.

Embarrassing. I think that's quite funny.

They get to the ending of the story and they go, "So blissful."

Oh, that's nice. Yeah. Short and sweet.

Yeah. They've always been moggers.

Yeah, they always win.

They just always like call us fog.

That's pretty cool. Polish

and I was there too.

And I drank me and wine.

It's just him.

That's so sh.

I was there with a me and a wine.

Oh, this [ __ ] happened and I was there and I was getting and I was there and I drank and I drank mine.

I drank. It's like when something huge happens, you like, oh yeah, I know.

Yeah, I was there.

I was there.

Oh, yeah. Yeah.

When I was there as well.

Oh, and that's the end.

I like it.

Yeah.

Oh, and they lived happily ever And I was there too in a meeting.

Yeah.

Oh, that's lovely. That

nice. That was fun.

List of longest walks.

Now I've just got given We're out here and we're doing a bunch of hikes.

Oh, he's got [ __ ] more.

It's the fifth fifth and final segment.

I just got two little long walks to tell you about.

Go on. 1983 to 1987, Steven Newman, a 28-year-old, walked 15,500 miles walking to crossing 21 countries on a four-year

solo walk. He just add never mind gum.

solo walk. He just add never mind gum.

As his deep motive, he just wanted to find out if the world was really such a terrible place. As everyone was saying,

terrible place. As everyone was saying, he concluded that it wasn't. Even though

he was arrested several times, attacked by bandits and drunken construction workers and had to fend off wild beers, bears, and other creatures. Why was he arrested?

Don't know. Read the Wikipedia page.

Figure it out.

And another one. Someone walked 43,500 miles from 1953 to 1981, citing the need for a pilgrim to make a strong statement against militarism during the Korean

War. Mildred Norman changed her name to

War. Mildred Norman changed her name to Peace Pilgrim in 1953 and walked continuously back and forth across the US. Huh?

US. Huh?

Peace Pilgrim.

Peace Pilgrim. She changed her name.

Chang Pilgrim. Peace Pilgrim. Sounds

like a superhero unfores.

Well, you know, if she was like doing that to in today's day and age, she'd be a good like Tik Tok NBC character.

Do you know how she died?

How?

Sounds like she was doing it.

She was still walking.

I think she got she got in a car.

Wait, what?

What was the cause she was doing it for?

She was still walking in 1981 when she died, but uh she was in a car accident.

How was she still walking when she died?

What do you mean?

Well, she's died as in when she died in July 1981, she was still on her pilgrimage.

Damn. How did she not actually walking? She she was in a car accident.

That took a turn, isn't it?

Yeah.

We're just joking.

Reveal that.

All that walking and she still still was a car.

You know what? I'm going to round this this Wikipedia segment off with salvaturure ambulando.

A Latin [ __ ] couldn't even help it.

Go on.

A Latin phrase which means it's solved by walking and he's used to refer to a problem which is solved by a practical experiment often attributed to St.

Orstein.

Is that is that related to like walking?

So just go walking it off.

It can be Yeah. Can be solved by walking having a nice peaceful walk and then you're not feeling as bad.

Do you enjoy walking? Cuz we're doing all these hikes and I can't tell whether you enjoy it or not.

He hates it. No, I don't mind it. I do

like it. I like the You inspired my latest Tik Tok.

Do I m on the on walks? I don't think I do.

No, but you do ask questions. You're

like, how long how long left?

It feels like you're in itching for it to be over.

It's because of the incines. I'm getting

a little bit tired again.

I think I would be enjoying it. Like if

we I I ran a half marathon the day before and I'm like I wasn't very fit for that.

That is true. I think that just set me up for four days of really tough hikes cuz my legs were like, "Right, why are we doing this?"

Yeah. Yeah.

And that's me.

I know you sucked off today. You've had

a little reboot. So, tomorrow

little reboot. So, tomorrow I hit a little gym.

I'll be ready for it.

Yeah. All right.

Tomorrow is a big one.

I also don't like hot weather either.

Anything above 25.

That's why New Zealand's so nice cuz it's so cool.

It's good.

When we were hiking about, I was like, the sun feels nice on my skin, but I'm not feeling like Yeah. It's all right.

Yeah. It's all right.

Sweaty and gross.

Yeah.

Yeah. It's actually all right.

Speaking of the outdoors, there's a new fella's setup.

There is. It's out now. I think when's this episode out?

Next week.

Soon.

In a week's time.

Okay. So, I think Bell's episode one will be out by now.

But how is it? Isn't it epic? No, it's

really cool. I've seen it in real life now.

Yeah. With all the lights on.

No, not with the lights. That

the caravan. I can't wait to see you saw it.

Seen the caravan.

Oh, have you?

I haven't seen the fireplace lit.

Is it nice? Is it cozy?

Very cozy.

You proud of it?

Yeah. Did you take a big role in setting up the especially in the fellas one because obviously it's like my show so you would do more because you're like this is my baby I got to get it right

and all eyes on it.

Yeah cuz you can't just throw you got you've got to deliver for yourself and for the people.

Yeah.

Yeah. And we've mugged it with an Airbnb bro.

Yeah. Yeah.

With an iPhone and a couple of task.

You can't beat this, can you?

That was a very quiz heavy I'm not going to lie. I thought that was going to be

to lie. I thought that was going to be about half the pod and we'd spend the rest chat.

Well, I enjoyed that. Do you reckon the viewers will like that? Do they like it's on your pod?

Yeah, they like that, I think. Well, let

us know in the comments.

It's very similar to the top 10 one we did recently and people really liked it.

Um, come on.

Yeah, lots of I don't have a lot of uh just lots of stuff relevant to us traveling traveling across the world.

The way people see Brit British people.

Yeah.

The way hiking's looked at.

Yeah. And uh take it in nice.

Next time we see you guys, we'll be in Australia, assuming we haven't been eaten by anything.

And I'll be at home.

You'll be at home. Buckmore racing.

Silverstone, actually.

Silverstone. Even cooler.

8 hour race to warm up for the 24hour race.

Oh mate.

With Ethan Harry and Soggy Frog. Matt

Plum.

What car you in?

It's the same car as the But car.

Am I out of senior frogs now? Cuz I was in it for Formula 1. Well, like um it's hard to describe. There's like the core team and like a reserve reserve driver.

Yeah, but you're more than that. You

know, like there's a big team, but then there's like the core members.

Are you good at racing go-karts?

We never seen I'm actually the goat.

You're never really saying if I get on that tarmac, you'll be so shocked.

You dropped out of the fellas.

We're still waiting. Oh, yeah. I haven't

done any of the racing yet.

We're still waiting for somebody to just come in and be amazing. I was hoping it would be Zack, but he he is actually I can't even Now you've said there's way more to it than where you accelerate and where you break and how hard.

You might get a bit better.

I'm going to go study theory before the next race.

Yeah, there's a good bit of theory, mate. I'm serious.

mate. I'm serious.

I feel like you would be good.

I've been on Sims. You're good at everything.

I've been in Sims. I got a sim at home on that kind of guy that will turn up and be like really good.

I'm just [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] tapped in the head, mate.

You know what? Actually, I find the guys that are good at everything usually aren't that good at go-karting.

No, I'll be good at that as well.

Really?

Example, someone who's good at everything. George.

everything. George.

Okay.

But then if he's not good at go-kart, does that mean he's good at everything?

Most of the other stuff the stuff that's why maybe we haven't found a true good at everything person, maybe we don't exist.

Maybe if you get in a go-kart and you're good at it, that could be I'm trying to think of good at everything type people.

That is quite you're you're pretty good at. Yeah. So, we're going to need to

at. Yeah. So, we're going to need to test you out, but we'll What are you bad at? What sports are you bad at?

And to be fair, George isn't bad, actually. But

actually. But I've never seen George.

Um, he's not bad, actually.

He just does like middle a little bit behind you, isn't he?

Yeah.

Yeah.

I'm not great at tennis. I'd say I'm probably bad at tennis.

Oh, finally a weakness. A fault tennis, pathetic that, mate, to be honest.

And paddle probably. We're

good at I'm good at paddle.

We're pretty low in the group in terms of there's no we, bro. I'm in the I'm in the superior group chat.

I've seen you play batch and it's it's not like it's not pretty.

I'm good, bro.

I think I think it's like one of the things where like in your head you are I think you can't rage bait me.

We never actually rage bait him. So,

it's actually funny when you do it.

No, we don't. Maybe it was a long time ago that we did that duos.

Yeah, you know what? I I imagine you've improved massively though.

I'm a leftsided player. You got to find your side as well. I don't play the right way.

Also depends on your teammate.

Who are you? Who would you compare yourself to in terms of paddle? Like to

I did say I did say we would beat Harry and AB and he laughed at me and we wouldn't beat Harry and AB because of Harry.

Yeah, but I think Harry's too good, right? A

But is AB good?

Um, he wasn't, but I apparently got sucks.

Apparently got a bit better.

AB AB is decent. I think I'm better than AB though.

Oh, okay.

And and I'm as good as Harry.

You're as good as [ __ ] Harry, bro.

I tell you what, I'm better than Freezy.

I tell you what, that summer AB at Botmore was so funny, man. He

Oh my goodness, that guy was so bad.

He's like Bowser, is he?

That's one where like it's actually shocking how slow. Oh, he was like it was like cuz he likes to he says he's a good driver in like normal cars and normally if you are a good driver in a normal car

it should easily translate because you are driving a smaller version.

I think if you just go like to the point where you go this is about as fast as this car can go just on the acceleration and brakes like you don't really think about much else. You're not thinking about weight shifting or like too much about, you know, if you just

go, I'm gonna aim for the apex, get around it, traveling relatively straight lines, like you should be double his speed. He

was so slow it wasn't funny.

It was actually It was It's probably dangerous to be that slow on the car track really cuz I think your car crashes.

Thankfully, it was the tires were like lower than your helmet ey line sight. So

like there was never a point. There's

never really a point in But more you come around the corner and like you're blinded by it.

You're blinded by it. But he was set.

But it was so But to be fair, he doesn't go often.

Maybe if he just went a couple more times you first time I go-karted, I was so much faster than that. I think most people are.

Yeah.

I've only go-karted like three times, four times maybe as well.

Do you think if you're bad at go-karting, you're a bad like driver in general?

No, it's a completely different ball.

Different.

It is different.

Maybe some things, you know, you see people and you're like, you really struggle to maneuver that car. Like if

you can't maneuver a small go-kart and then you've got a big ass car, like surely you're not suddenly so much better with this bigger machine.

You're slow and cautious around the go-kart. You're out of control. Bad. Do

go-kart. You're out of control. Bad. Do

you know what I mean? There's two

different types of bad.

Yeah, I guess there's no Yeah. One of

them you're trying to race, one you're trying to drive normally. So like it's it doesn't really relate. There's no

correlation there.

Yeah, I reckon it's different.

Oh well, that was interesting. Really

quickly, should we speak about Chris nearly killing us? did almost kill us.

Did almost kill us.

We're driving so much of our time is spent in the car. By the way, New Zealand is a huge country and things are very far apart. You can tell why the sheep and there's more sheep than humans just because

you're driving along and there's just constant fields of sheep. Like they only eat 5% of it is what I found out. You

know, 95% of it they ship off internationally. Um

internationally. Um money makers. But anyway, we're we're

money makers. But anyway, we're we're going down this motorway for a while with Chris and then a bit later on he's like there's like a car like a massive kind of like caravan or something or truck and he's like in the right hand

lane bear in mind it's left hand lane drive going like 1 m an hour faster than it and we were like Chris Chris is you joked like what did you say like this is the slowest overtake ever.

He we were on a bend and he was like he came out and wasn't really overtaking. I

was like crazy place to overtake by the way he was on a bend. He was completely blind. I was looking at my phone so I

blind. I was looking at my phone so I didn't see this but after you said that I started to glance up and I was like and I and I'm I'm watching and on the other side of the all of a sudden this woman appears driving in the opposite

direction on her side of the road the our right left but like facing us and she just looks terrified and kind of goes almost off road and I'm like Chris Chris left lane Chris left lane and she goes wa he thought that we were still on

a dual carriageway so he thought he was in the just he just went over to one of the lanes just to slowly overtake the guy and had no idea Yeah, it was quite scary. He was

scared for the rest of the day as well.

Yeah, he was shaking.

He was like, I'm going to drive safe.

He then was doing the switching with Jamie.

Until then, he wasn't doing switching for that. He was like, every 1 hour I'm

for that. He was like, every 1 hour I'm going to switch with Jamie.

He is a good driver though. I just

He's a good driver. He's And he's a safe person. He would never do anything

person. He would never do anything silly.

Yeah. He just That was an oversight.

It was a mistake. We a moment of weakness for somebody else is pretty good.

It happens. Everyone gets into some car issues at some point. It's

true.

Well, he's never crashed a car, though.

Touch wood.

Yeah, but this is the best country to have to a lot of driving to do in it, isn't it? It's just

isn't it? It's just You're driving through beautiful mountains and landscapes.

Yeah.

Yeah.

I had a great time.

It's [ __ ] gorgeous.

And speaking of stunning, we should go enjoy more of this beautiful country because it's out there. We haven't got long.

there. We haven't got long.

It's out there.

Let's freaking do it, guys.

We got [ __ ] to do. So, thank you guys for watching. Make sure you subscribe.

for watching. Make sure you subscribe.

Uh, bats, what emoji should they drop?

Drop a mountain emoji.

Oh, and Chip, give them an emoji.

Oh. Um, drop.

How about the man running emoji?

Okay. Mountain mountain runner or the lady running emoji.

Okay.

And a runner emoji. Oh, before we sign off and do my bit now.

Oh, yeah.

Chip, follow my lead.

Thanks for watching, guys.

What the hell?

That was the bit.

That is awesome.

WOW. DON'T EVEN JOKE.

THANKS FOR WATCHING, GUYS. BYE.