Drunk Cooking with my Best Friend

Today I will be drunk cooking with my friend Christine.

>> Whenever we swear >> you hurry and cut the [ __ ] >> or say the other person's name.

>> I told you prosper.

>> We have to take a shot.

>> Dude, this is so hard.

>> Let's see how the food turns out.

>> Wait, hold on. I'm going to crush up.

Does anybody know how to get away with murder?

>> Today we are going to be making kimchi fried rice.

>> Can you say it in a southern accent?

>> I hate that you make me do this. Uh,

today we're going to be making kimchi fried rice.

>> This is so embarrassing.

Okay, we don't need to be doing all that now. This is going to be this is going

now. This is going to be this is going to be really interesting, I feel like, because both you and I are lightweights, bro.

>> Christine also has like the entire instructions and recipe, and she's not a very good communicator. And I feel like when you're drunk, you're only going to be yelling at me, dude.

>> No, I'm not, bro. What are you talking about? Don't Don't play with her. Don't

about? Don't Don't play with her. Don't

>> where like you stick your fingers up your nostrils.

>> I've done that before.

>> Right here. [laughter]

>> No, you are not.

We are ready to cook. I think we should just start it off with some some soju.

>> Okay, I'm down. Okay, so wait, so what are the rules? No swearing.

>> No swearing. No names.

>> Okay, so then what am I supposed to be like you? Or what be like hey? Okay, I

like you? Or what be like hey? Okay, I

guess I could just say hey. This is

going to be so hard for me.

>> That's one.

>> What? Oh, damn. [laughter]

No, I said [ __ ] damn, and [ __ ] just now. The second one doesn't count, but

now. The second one doesn't count, but the first two do. And you just said it one more time. [music] So, three sips.

Ready? One, two, three.

>> Oh my god. [snorts]

>> Oh, we getting [ __ ] up.

>> I have to take another one. [laughter]

>> No.

Let me show them what we have for our ingredients. So, we're making kimchi

ingredients. So, we're making kimchi fried rice with spam [music] and pork.

So, we have pork pieces here. And then

we have a spam.

And then we have avocado oil. Actually,

Prosper, I checked it. Oh,

>> here you go, fam.

>> Oh my god.

>> Oh, yeah. This [laughter] is >> This is dangerous, >> dude. This is so hard. And then we also

>> dude. This is so hard. And then we also got this one. This is the Maggie soy sauce, I think. I think it's more common in Viet dishes, but I love this one. So,

>> our main ingredient, >> kimchi. Where's that air fryer, by the

>> kimchi. Where's that air fryer, by the way?

>> The air fryer. That That thing.

>> This is an air fryer. This is an oven.

>> I'm pretty sure it is. Is it? Is it Is it not an air fry? Okay, maybe it's not.

I don't know.

>> Do you not know what an air fryer is?

>> Okay. Yo, chill, chill, chill. Hold on,

bro. Hold on. Hold on.

>> Oklahoma doesn't have air fryers.

>> No, we do. I have an air fryer in my house. Okay. Anyways,

house. Okay. Anyways,

>> does it look like this?

>> Boy, you pissing me off right now. I

think what we need to do Okay, so start cutting up the spam. We're going to take this. Oh my god, this is going to be a

this. Oh my god, this is going to be a [ __ ] to wash. [screaming]

This is going to be so hard to wash later.

>> I didn't even know why you were.

[laughter] >> No, no, no.

>> Oh, sorry.

>> Why' you pour me so much, bro?

>> Who?

>> I'm not saying your name. Don't think I don't know what you're doing. So, now

I'm going to take the kimchi. Why is my sub [laughter] guys? Hold on. Okay.

guys? Hold on. Okay.

Okay. Prosper, you going to Oh, [ __ ] >> Oh [ __ ] [laughter] >> That's literally three.

>> Prosper. I can't.

>> Four.

>> Oh my god.

>> Four.

>> Here we go.

>> We got to talk quieter. His walls are thin.

>> Okay.

Please don't pour me too much. I will

literally spit it on your face, bro.

>> I'm going to count to four. [music]

>> Okay.

>> 3 2 1.

>> Can you Okay.

>> One, two, three, four.

>> Since I cut the kimchi into smaller pieces, I am going to start boiling up the pan a little bit.

>> This looks so good.

>> Okay. Honestly, oh my god, Prosper. I'm

like oh [laughter] [gasps] okay, perfect. Now, are you going to

okay, perfect. Now, are you going to start cutting up the spam or like what?

>> Oh, uh, wait, give me one second before you start. Let me do this real quick.

you start. Let me do this real quick.

[clears throat] >> Yo, I am [laughter] >> Okay, so how small do I cut it? Uh, just

however, however you want to cut it, honestly.

>> However I want to cut it.

>> Yeah.

>> Are you judging my cutting skills?

>> I'm not judging your cutting skills.

>> All of it.

>> Huh?

>> All of it?

>> Yeah. If you want to.

[bell] >> [laughter] [laughter] >> No.

I mean, what the heck is wrong with you?

Ooh. Oh. Oh. Oh,

[laughter] Prosper. You I

Prosper. You I wait. Hold on. I'm going to crush up.

wait. Hold on. I'm going to crush up.

Does anybody know how to get away with murder?

Can you hurry up and cut the [ __ ] sp [laughter] I'm going to lose it. I'm actually going to lose it. [laughter]

>> Oh, you can't speed up perfection.

Christine [screaming] >> what did you do?

>> Nothing. Can you give me a little drink?

I'm going to be honest. I said your name earlier.

>> You did?

>> Yeah.

What do you think?

>> All right, we're going to need some English now. [laughter]

English now. [laughter] >> I said I think this amount will be okay.

>> My job is done. All right, have fun, Christine.

You're not heating it up yet?

>> Not yet.

>> Why not?

>> Because I have to put the pork in. Give

me I'm about to.

>> Christine, let's be let's be nice to each other for once. How about that?

>> What do you mean for once? Bro, I'm

always nice to you.

>> You're never nice to me. You're

literally always roasting me.

>> That's so cap. Bro,

>> give me one of your best compliments ever.

>> Bro, I was the nicest to you in the panelist section. Are you joking?

panelist section. Are you joking?

>> What are you talking about?

>> I'm excited to see Prosper and Sarah. I

just want to see what more [ __ ] comes out of that mouth. Sorry. Is that

me?

>> Christina is cooking right now as I help her morally.

>> You got it.

>> Drink twice.

>> Dang. Wait, twice you said.

>> Yeah, cuz you said my name twice. I told

you. Prosper.

>> What was that?

Christine, let's take a shot together.

>> Down, >> you swear so much, Christine. Oh,

>> I don't want to hear from you. Are you

joking?

>> You drink so much more than I do.

>> That's not That's not what we're talking about. We're talking about who swears

about. We're talking about who swears the most.

>> And we're playing a game where you drink every single time. You swear. You guys

off camera. Off camera. Prosper has a >> He has a potty mouth.

>> I have a Who? Who has one?

>> Huh? Who has one?

>> I'm going to vomit. Okay.

>> Great.

>> Can you hand me one more rice, please?

>> I got you, fam.

>> Thank you. Thank you.

>> Look at me being so useful >> for once. Literally, I I I like cooking with Prosper. You know this is a lot,

with Prosper. You know this is a lot, but he's like a diamond under pressure.

>> Oh man, >> you're so annoying.

>> [ __ ] dick.

>> You're not really good at this though.

>> It's not funny.

>> All right, just finish the rest of this.

>> The rest of that.

>> It's two sips.

>> Hand me the hand me the soy sauce that we got. I need another favor from you.

we got. I need another favor from you.

>> Yeah. You need a massage now or what?

Princess like >> go into the cabinet, get [music] garlic salt out. Ooh, I'm not going to lie.

salt out. Ooh, I'm not going to lie.

This [ __ ] about us. I mean, this thing is about as a little bit.

>> It was literally a little drop. Are you

>> Give me the garlic powder cuz that doesn't [music] contain any salt in it.

Good boy.

>> What did you say? Oh, I'm feeling it.

Oh, damn. I'm feeling it. I'm going to drink a little more than >> I'm feeling it. I'm feel

>> Looks good.

>> Kimchi popup is done.

>> Thank you, Christine.

>> Welcome. Now, Prosper's [clears throat] always asked me. He's like, "Oh, like, do you cook like this and this and this?" And I'm like, "Yeah, I cook." So,

this?" And I'm like, "Yeah, I cook." So,

maybe this is why he only cut up the spam and I actually like did everything else.

>> Okay, you also didn't like Okay, first of all, I don't know how to make kimchi fried rice. Number two, you only

fried rice. Number two, you only instructed me to do the spam.

There was nothing else you told me to do.

>> That's true. Sorry. That's That is my bad. That is my bad.

bad. That is my bad.

>> But you're right. I No, no, you're right. I should have I should have at

right. I should have I should have at least offered because I just >> Yeah. What the [ __ ] you doing all the

>> Yeah. What the [ __ ] you doing all the maxing series for, bro? Are you joking?

>> Look, I promise I will be able to cook for you. boyfriend accent.

for you. boyfriend accent.

Oh, >> guys, I want you to know if it tastes bad. It's It's really the kimchi that

bad. It's It's really the kimchi that makes up for it. I bought this kimchi from HMR. Whenever I make kimchi fried rice, it's my mom's kimchi, which is like so so good. So, I don't know how this turned out because we bought the kimchi from HMR. And it did say ferment,

bro. Just a whole lot of excuses. That's

bro. Just a whole lot of excuses. That's

why I'm hearing. All right.

Okay. I'm sorry. I

Wait, prosper. I think I nailed this.

Hold on.

>> Wow.

>> M >> right.

>> This is fire.

>> If you want to see me cook for Christine because she uh I'm sorry. Genuinely,

next time I will cook for you a Taiwanese dish. One of the best dishes

Taiwanese dish. One of the best dishes I've had my friends actually try is braised pork belly.

>> Oh, I would love to try that.

>> Thank you for cooking for me.

>> Yeah, you're welcome. You're welcome.

>> Appreciate you.

>> Of course. I got you. Anytime.

>> I noticed most of you guys who view this aren't subscribers yet. So,

>> I'm thinking about starting a YouTube channel soon.

>> Okay, hold up.

>> Wait, wait, hold on. Is that not what I was supposed to say?

>> No. No. Go ahead. Go ahead.

>> Okay. Is [laughter] that what I was supposed to say?

>> It was supposed to be like, follow, and subscribe. Christine is actually going

subscribe. Christine is actually going to start a YouTube channel soon.

>> My followers have been really wanting me to pivot from like not just my TikTok, but from YouTube as well. So, I might start a YouTube channel soon. Not that

your followers would know anytime, like when I'm starting a YouTube channel.

>> What type of content are you going to make on that channel?

>> I actually really have no idea. So, if

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later. Bye >> bye.