How To Be A REAL YouTuber

hello again in this video I'm going to tell you how to become a real YouTuber who is Rich and Famous like me using these tips you are for sure going to make it and become the most successful YouTuber to ever exist like me I have 2

billion subs and I am incredibly wealthy let us begin okay tip number one [ __ ] quit I'm serious if you haven't made a single video ever if you need permission from me to get started if you think you

aren't good enough to make YouTube videos you're right you aren't quit it will save you a lot of pain and frustration if you don't actually like making YouTube videos you need to think of something else trust me having an

audience doesn't make it easier it makes it a job just quit now and move on to something you actually enjoy with that out of the way tip number two make videos that you want to see the easiest

way to enjoy making videos is to make videos that you enjoy watching it's really that simple ignore the trends ignore the algorithm ignore the stats if you make a video that you like watching odds are other people might like

watching it too how do you make a video that you enjoy watching well you need to understand what it is that you Joy pick a YouTuber that when you see a new video from them in your feed you stop what you're doing and watch it why why are

you watching it think about it if you ever used the like button go through your likes watch through these videos and try to nail down what it is that you actually like about them tip number three steal someone else's style

preferably multiple people's Styles instead of just one but one is also fine take your favorite YouTuber and just make stuff that they would make suddenly you're holding yourself to a higher standard and you're probably also learning a whole bunch of stuff as time

goes on you'll naturally sprinkle in your own ideas until eventually you're making something totally new and different tip number four despite what some people say gear absolutely matters no matter how interesting the video

might be no one's going to watch more than 7 seconds if your audio sounds like you're trapped in a jet engine some YouTubers say buy gear that suits your level and expand and upgrade as you gain viewers these people are [ __ ] stupid

if you are truly in YouTube to win YouTube why would you settle for an O computer you can use now when you can buy an ultra epic computer that will last you several years when you think about it from more than 2 micros seconds you'll realize that you're not only

investing in your business you're investing in your future take out a loan buy an RTX 590 a 49-in monitor a Sony A7 F3 for your webcam a Shore MV 7B soundproof your entire room then

soundproof the soundproofing lighting server racks the most expensive editing software no toand just know that the more money you spend on YouTube the more success you will get it is completely

linear tip number five don't compare yourself to your competition unless your competition is doing something better than you if other channels on your Niche are doing something that's getting them a lot of views hop on that [ __ ] quickly you should feel bad when your close

Rivals are doing well and feel good when they do bad if you don't understand how another YouTuber has gotten so many views on something this doesn't mean you need to learn more this means that the game is rigged and you need to let them

have it in the comments tip number six read all the comments make sure you heart react all of them and reply to even the most innan dumb [ __ ] ass words you have ever laid your eyes on but most

importantly find and pin the most hateful comment comments contain a a lot of wisdom particularly hate comments which see through your vampit attempt at a YouTube channel and provide everyone who reads them a glimpse into the deep pathetic recesses of your soul make sure

that every time you look at one of your own videos it has something negative pinned I don't want you having any sense of selfworth you are literally just numbers on a screen and your entire purpose on this Earth is to make those

numbers go up tip number seven upload as frequently as possible it's all about practice and the easiest way to practice making YouTube videos is to upload 17 times a day minimum you'll end up

cramming 5 of practice into 6 months and you do that another 6 months that's 10 years of practice 2 years of this and you'll be at the equivalent level of someone making videos for 20 years to quote sunu one must spend 10,000 hours

of dedicated practice to master that [ __ ] gangster sunu most people trying to give you advice on YouTube will tell you to focus on quality rather than quantity but most people trying to give you advice on YouTube are also dumb if

you're starting out and don't have any experience with making videos then you'll just end up spending 3 months creating the best video you possibly can learning a lot in the process in gaining experience honing your craft H which is

what we don't want tip number eight as the landscape changes grow and evolve to match your content to it it's important to always stay on The Cutting Edge of innovation and that is why I firmly

believe that AI content is the future baby in fact all my videos from the past 9 months have been completely 100% AI generated by mbot mbot is perfectly able to recreate my videos so I don't have to

do any work ever again initiate cabbage you may laugh now tip number nine success on YouTube

is all about attention and nothing gets people's attention like pure distilled controversial hatred that's right fuel the racist pipeline accuse other channels of being pedophiles make 15 videos about Mr Beast career being over

[ __ ] it Scream the nword I don't care trust me this dramatically increases engagement and without engagement you're worth less than the pitiful worm tip number 10 the second most important tip

on this entire list all the other tips only work if you follow this tip exactly on the first Saturday after the blood moon proceed to the tallest mountain by horseback take off all your clothes

strangle a goat to death cover yourself in goat blood and feces and repeat this incantation and finally tip number 11 what could possibly be more powerful

than sacrificing a goat to the blood God it's this the most important piece of advice I have ever been given something so powerful it will instantly Skyrocket

you to unimaginable Fame you need to make sure that you do sub for sub okay bye