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I Built 3 Polymarket Bots in One Stream Using Claude Code (Tennis, MLB and)

By Moon Dev

Summary

Topics Covered

  • 130% on First Pick: Polymarket Bot Wins Big
  • ATP vs WTA: Why Set Format Determines Trading Edge
  • The Speed Hierarchy of Professional Sports Betting Syndicates

Full Transcript

Today's private Zoom that I'm about to show you here. I built three different Poly Market bots and one of them was for tennis and the other was for a sport I've never played and the other was for

baseball. Well, one printed 130% on its

baseball. Well, one printed 130% on its first pick. I know it was lucky, but

first pick. I know it was lucky, but you're going to see all that luck and how it came to fruition because maybe you have an idea as well. My name is Mundave. I believe code is a great

Mundave. I believe code is a great equalizer. That's why I share absolutely

equalizer. That's why I share absolutely everything. I went crazy today on the

everything. I went crazy today on the WTA matches. There's actually two types

WTA matches. There's actually two types of tennis matches I learned. I don't

play tennis either, but the third sport I've actually never even I barely even know of. I use the bird eyee API a bit

know of. I use the bird eyee API a bit here.

I also dove into uh Hyperlid verse Pump Fun and their buybacks because everybody's talking about buybacks these days and Hyperlid is appreciating based off of the buybacks. So Pump Fund

actually has a ton of buybacks as well.

And then there was some Nike drama as well. And I just realized that dang,

well. And I just realized that dang, nobody wears Nike anymore. So the stock is going down, down, down, down, down.

Is it ever going to come back? I don't

know.

We built some crazy Polymarket bots and you're going to see absolutely everything.

I'm going to show you step by step in this private Zoom. I do these Zooms every single day and I rarely, rarely, rarely release them to the public. So

this is your shot to see the inside. And

by the way, Worshoski finally got dethroned from the arena. We have a mundave.com/arrena

mundave.com/arrena here where everybody can predict price and compete

for 1795 or about 50th day. I'll tell

you everything here today. Just lock in for this short private Zoom. It might

not be here forever. So, this is your shot.

Um, let's go ahead and see if there's any fun things that are happening that happened overnight. Cuz now it seems

happened overnight. Cuz now it seems like crazy stuff is always happening, you know, like that leak, was that real or or not?

Throw one in the chat if you think that leak yesterday for Manthopic was real or we just

got April Fools. mundave.com

leaderboard actually ar A ar A ar A ar A ar A ar A ar A ar A ar A ar A ar A ar A ar A ar A ar A ar A ar A ar A ar A ar A arena here see Let's check in on the leaderboard see who's cooking probably

Waroski Tupac dev water flow okay Tupac dev has dethroned Worshoski

has dethroned Waroski the dev the devon the dude has dethroned Worshoski What's that mean?

Ellie, what's up? Meditating. That is

Let's get it. He's been doing it for 15 years. You're a vibe. You're a vibe. So,

years. You're a vibe. You're a vibe. So,

Tupac Dev's on top. I know Tupac Dev is in here every once in a while.

Shout out to Tupac.

Shout out to Pac, man.

See what the five minutes looking like.

The dev. So the dev is taking number one here. 24 BTC. Oppo. Look at he's

here. 24 BTC. Oppo. Look at he's versatile. He got number three on both

versatile. He got number three on both sides.

You got two and three over here.

Okay. Okay.

Good to see people are getting after it.

I want to see if there's any breaking news or anything. I guess I got to keep up on that.

Poly market fixes glitch after traders spot sky-high charges.

Crypto traders debate selling Hyperlquid's hype token for lighters.

Why?

Solana meme coins hold times dropped to 58 seconds. What was this meme scope

58 seconds. What was this meme scope thing?

Meme scope Monday. Anybody familiar with that?

Meme scope Monday. All

right, guys. There's We're going to be touching again like it's playing 24. So,

make sure you don't go to school that day. All right, guys. There's a really

day. All right, guys. There's a really big announcement here that I want to talk about. It's a really big day on

talk about. It's a really big day on Monday.

You guys haven't been keeping up with Let's talk about what's going on.

We're going to get ready for me scope.

Monday, March 30th at 10 a.m. Eastern.

Traders can flood fresh on platforms like pump.com. What?

like pump.com. What?

Massive volume.

Massive. Okay, buddy.

Getting ready. 2024 2024.

Make sure you don't go to school that day.

Make sure you don't go that day.

All right. Well,

maybe you shouldn't follow Fortnite kids huh?

You know, like I know they cook. I get

they cook. They're competitive. I get

that. I get that.

Can they make it through the highs and the lows? You don't know that yet.

the lows? You don't know that yet.

You ain't got to follow either.

I eat in the lows. I eat. I love bare markets.

That's my time.

That's my time, dude. That's my time.

Why? Let's go ahead and tell you why.

Let's tell you why. Why our bare market is my time. Can you tell me the quote about the dead bodies floating down the river? All you have to do is sit there

river? All you have to do is sit there long enough you see all your competition float on by.

Get these weird noises out here.

The heli. The quote you're thinking of is attributed to Sun Sue. If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will float by.

Just got to be patient.

I live in patience required.

I got patience. I keep cooking.

I get excited when everybody's down bad cuz I know they're quitting. I don't see the same people anymore. They've left,

but we're still locked.

We're even more locked.

777 to you, dude, for being here.

For still being locked.

We ain't all going to make it, but we are.

But we are.

There's no This is funny, dude. That's

good. I see TJ. That's a good one.

That's good, bro.

Trump was resigned. No, stop it. This is

why you can't look at Twitter because now I'm going to Google it.

All right, let's go see the copers.

Let's go see the copers.

Uh, I clicked the Zoom 7 a.m. PSD. Um,

yeah, it's right here.

Why? [ __ ] I'm not about to do the customer support. All right, bro.

support. All right, bro.

Okay, so no fire.

Oh, now everyone's going to call Koshi.

Yep.

Tupac dab, dude. Everybody's going to start slinging at Kiy because of me. I'm

sorry. They're gonna take my videos.

Using cloud code agents to reverse engineer cloud code is the most beautifully recursive thing I've seen this week. Thank you. Appreciate you.

this week. Thank you. Appreciate you.

Where can I download the leak source code? It seems like did they take it

code? It seems like did they take it down?

Anthropics clock code. GitHub

still here. Why' they say they took it down?

I heard that a few times.

Yeah, they leaked it.

Hyperlid plus 80%. What is that?

Oh, like assassination of a company.

What does that mean?

Could this be April April Fool's joke?

It could be one. We figured I think this is AI, so

one. We figured I think this is AI, so I'm not even going to read it.

Where can I download the source code?

So, hyperlquid plus 80% volume acceleration is the right starting signal.

Okay, so this is scam. Um, what is this?

Clog code was just leaked. So,

obviously, okay, I did some I did some cooking yesterday.

Public assassination of a company following use recent US blacklisting.

Organized crime syndicate running our country demonstrated power by decapitating a $800 billion. I don't think it really matters though. I mean maybe maybe it

matters though. I mean maybe maybe it will. Maybe it be catastrophic. Let's

will. Maybe it be catastrophic. Let's

get on to this crypto traders debate thing.

Um hype the token hyperlquid. Oh, is this a fool's thing? Okay, so

fool's thing? Okay, so So, my hyper lit. Okay,

this stupid.

What is lit? What is lit besides me? All

right, let's do a little gambling. Let's

do a little gambling here.

Um, let's see. 10:25 here. What's the

chart looking like?

BTC 5 minutes. 10 minutes.

5 minutes. 10 minutes.

Five minutes.

Is that going up or down? I think that's going up.

Take the up here. It's got to be over 6286.

It's like five. Oh [ __ ] I can't do that here. I see what you guys are going

here. I see what you guys are going through.

I've been watching your videos for a while. Thanks for all the info. You're

while. Thanks for all the info. You're

welcome. Let's see those real trading bots being built. Unless we are waiting for others to come in. Nah, I just don't listen to anybody.

Mundave.com. See what you got.

I build at my speed on my time. So much

love to you.

Thank you for coming through and you're welcome.

What happens when you watch over a realw shutter? He might cook the chop for

shutter? He might cook the chop for three hours. Just depends. Depends on

three hours. Just depends. Depends on

how he feels. Depends on the type of ch he gets. If he gets any [ __ ]

he gets. If he gets any [ __ ] plugandplay jukebox type chats, he might just cook the chat cuz I ain't a jukebox.

Not a jukebox.

Thanks for coming through.

If you ever get offended, don't worry, dude. Got a 90-day no questions asked money back guarantee.

I should say fake trading bots being built or no trading bots being built or just be more transparent there.

Try to time to run with the pack, dude.

Dude, that's the thing is you missed it.

You missed the live leaderboard segment, dude. You're killing it. Glad you're

dude. You're killing it. Glad you're

here, Pac. We were just talking about you.

You guys are smoking Waroski. No, don't

worry dude.

You guys are smoking like let him let him at least get up into the top three, bro.

Can't just kick War. You can't just see War Shoski going 15 and0 last week and then just smoking him.

He's, you know, he's pissed right now.

But I see you, Tupac.

Time to run with the pack, baby. Let's

get it. two pack and the Dev as well. I

wonder who DD is.

I wonder who 24 BTC is. I know Papo.

I've seen him in here before.

Definitely seen him in here before.

Let me go ahead and You got the keys?

Everybody's got the keys.

1:29 a.m.

Damn.

Oh, yeah. There's plenty of time.

There's two days left, huh?

It's anyone's game, dude. It's anyone's

game.

How's this ice cold?

I mean, everybody was glazing him last week, so you know I'm going to you know I'm going to anti-glaze, dude. I don't

even see Wasowski on there.

He got lucky clearly.

We'll see. We'll see.

Dixie trying to slide, too. Dixie's

trying to slide, too. I don't see Dixie on there either.

But this is good. This is good. Let's

cook. Let's cook. Let's cook. Let's

cook.

All right. So, this all looks good. We

got a couple days here.

Couple days for the 1 hour to finish up.

And then also we have one a five minute daily that is ending here in damn 34 minutes.

So whoever wins this the dev I think it's going to be you. But bro, you're up 35. You're smoking.

35. You're smoking.

That's amazing.

Separation. Getting separation.

97 correct.

24 BTC has 145 correct, but 122 wrong.

Oh, I added something, too. I thought

this was dope. If you go to the history page, oh, maybe you were here. I don't

know. I can't remember when you're here versus not, but um added the goat board here. Worshoski is still the goat.

here. Worshoski is still the goat.

He's won five times.

That's pretty good.

That's pretty good. Pretty good. Five

dubs.

He's Timmy.

Timmy.

Quick. Five rings. Okay. So, I want to go here and make a If you wait by the river long enough, the bodies of your enemies will flow by.

And let's be honest, if you're a trader, everybody's your enemy. So, I'll let you all float by. If you're in the Zoom chat, I [ __ ] with you, though.

If you're in the public, I put you on ad.

Actually, I [ __ ] with you, too. I [ __ ] with Rico and Li.

I [ __ ] with Medí, too. So, Blackbeard, I [ __ ] with you, too, I guess.

[ __ ] No wack people in the public chat.

Cool cool cool.

All right. So, what I want to build here is I need to figure out how can you tell me uh look at the poly market and how they the tennis markets

work specifically?

Uh, I want to get kind of familiar with those. I think they have um I watched a

those. I think they have um I watched a video about why this guy trades specifically on tennis markets and it's because of the number of opportunities you can bet on every point, but I don't

know if Poly Market allows you to do that or what.

Maxwell, good to meet you, bro. I use

Whisper Flow. Whisper Flow, that's what it's called. I also got some more

it's called. I also got some more answers for you here. your frequently

asked questions here. So, on the road map that I sent um there's a bunch of frequently asked questions. That might be one of them,

questions. That might be one of them, but I hope it is. Whisper flow. Check it

out, dude. I love it.

There's also free alternatives. So, if

you don't want to spend 15 bucks or whatever it is, you can get a free all 104.

You're welcome. My pleasure.

All the market tennis how they work.

What's available right now? They have

261 active tennis markets covering ATP, WTA, and major attorneys. Here's what

can be traded. Oh, that's another reason that guy traded um poly market. Uh not

poly market, but tennis. he was a tennis sports better is because they um they play all year.

So you build a model for tennis that could be good. It's not like basketball or some [ __ ] Here's what you can trade.

Okay. Money line, who wins the match, spreads, margin of victory, totals, over, under, player props, individual stocks. You buy shares. Okay. The key

stocks. You buy shares. Okay. The key

question, can you trade point by point?

Short answer, no. Not like the video you watched. The guy in that video was

watched. The guy in that video was almost certainly using bare exchange, not Poly Market.

Okay.

Why tennis trading is so popular, the video watch was this concept and it's legit. Tennis is a perfect trading

legit. Tennis is a perfect trading sport. Because every single point moves

sport. Because every single point moves the odds. Unlike football where nothing

the odds. Unlike football where nothing happens for 20 minutes, tennis prices shift after literally every rallying.

Binary momentum. One player is always serving creating predictable patterns.

Compression points a 30 4030 break point set point and odds compress the then violently expand

volume of opportunities. A three- set match has 150 to 200 points. It's 150 to 200 price movements to trade. No draw.

Someone always wins. Clean resi.

Common strategies for the pros use scalping serves back the server at start a game. Sell

when they go 30 to 30 and 0 or 40 to 15 partially but it's not the same experience. You can buy money line.

experience. You can buy money line.

Well, Poly Market Tennis is good for taking a pre-match position tournament futures props. What it's not good for point by boy point scalping

high frequency in play trading the bet fair style every trade trade every service game if you want all the full the full tennis experiences platform actually what you want. All

right. So, I'm not going to do that. Um,

I'm going to go to Poly Market Crypto Sports NS ATPWA.

Okay. I don't care what the uh is there any difference between ATP and WTA or whatever.

Are there any differences between between the two leagues ATP and WTA that I should be aware of or the same rules and scoring and I can just trade either

Yo, imagine coming to a Zoom call, dude, throwing up a little compliment, and getting on Moon's bad side first time you ever meet him. You know he holds

grudges. You know he's pettier than 50.

grudges. You know he's pettier than 50.

Imagine that. Imagine saying, "Hey, Moon, get started, bro." And then imagine Moon three years later remembering that name. He pettier than 50. April Fool's Day, too. So, watch out

50. April Fool's Day, too. So, watch out boy.

He makes everybody an OP. Because in

reality, in reality, trading is PvP.

So, if you say anything sideways to me, I'mma lean in to the upside. And that's

just what it is. Because in reality, I [ __ ] with you guys in the Zoom. I do.

But in reality, it's PvP.

We're traders trade against each other.

So, I'm I'm nice. I'm I'm nice. I'm a

friendly person.

But throw me any oop, dude, I'mma dunk it. So, you throw me any sideways oop

it. So, you throw me any sideways oop about you do this, do that, start, don't start, do this, do that, I'mma smoke you for the rest of my life. So, I'm glad

you came sideways, dude.

Stung. I already got stung in the morning time. I ain't even woken up yet.

morning time. I ain't even woken up yet.

I'm already shooting.

Good question. The scoring is the same, but there's some key structural differences that directly affect how you should trade them. Interesting. Oh, so

it's men versus women. Okay. What

matters for trading? Scoring and rules is the same.

Both use the same scoring system. So it

goes 15 30 40 game set match. What the

hell? Tie breaks work the same. Deuce

advantage the same. No difference there.

The one big difference that changes is everything. So ATP is best of five sets.

everything. So ATP is best of five sets.

Damn.

Okay. At non-slam events, both are best of three.

Identical format.

But grand slam, Australian Open, French Open, Wimbledon, US men play, best of five, which is completely different beasts for trading.

How this affects trading upset frequency and ATP?

WTA underdogs have more value.

Lower at slams, moderate elsewhere, higher across the board. Bigger odd

swings in WTA opportunities.

Lower slams moderate elsewhere. Higher

across the board. Bigger odd swings in WTA.

H so comeback potential high in five set matches down to two sets still win ATP slam favorites safer

to back when behind match duration slams two to five Of course, damn. Two to five hours.

damn. Two to five hours.

So, that makes sense that a five game or five match, whatever this is, five would be less underdogs winning.

Less upsets.

Top players dominate more consistently in five. More parody. I saw top five.

in five. More parody. I saw top five.

Top five. Top five. ATP. Top heavy.

Favorites. More reliable. Endurance

matters hugely. Yeah, of course.

ATB is safer to trade. Best of five. The

players have more time to assert dominance.

WTA is wilder but has more potential edge. So, let's see this dude.

edge. So, let's see this dude.

WTA here. They got a game today. 8 a.m.

8 a.m. What time? 8:00 a.m.

8:30 a.m. 9:30 a.m. 10:00 a.m.

Holy hell, dude. Holy hell. There's a

lot.

There's a lot. There's a lot. 3 p.m. 4

p.m. So, women's tennis.

Women's tennis, dude. How about that?

What's the volume look like? $198. No,

for real. There's $198, 35K, 7K. Okay,

let's look at ATP. 126K, 21K, 2 a.m.

April 1st.

So, Game View, huh? 2 a.m. What time I wonder

huh? 2 a.m. What time I wonder what time is it? UTC now. time UTC

2:30.

So, April 1st, Wednesday is right now very low. Okay. So this is live.

very low. Okay. So this is live.

So if this is live very low volume money line spread total. So this is at was it Ivaik

spread total. So this is at was it Ivaik at Credit One Stadium.

8 a.m. game is kind of nice, dude. It's

kind of nice.

Imagine you're an athlete. You want to play at 700 p.m. or 8:00 a.m.?

It's kind of nice, dude. I used to not like that [ __ ] to be honest, cuz by the end of the day, you lose your energy.

Imagine 8 a.m. games. That'd be nice.

So 8:00 a.m. All times are Pacific time.

Okay. So that's 8 a.m. Pacific. So

that's today.

Should I try to get down on this? What

type of edge could I have? Can see

there's 24,000. So people are trading this.

It seems like they just trade the like the volume moves, right? Volume's

descending all day. So, you just have people trading this all day. Where can I get a stream of this game?

I'm locked, baby. I'm locked. Where can

I get a stream of one of these games?

For example, can I stream this game somewhere? Um, and what would be the

somewhere? Um, and what would be the fastest stream? Okay, maybe radio would

fastest stream? Okay, maybe radio would be faster than video. I don't know, but give me all examples. My thought here is I can um get the data faster than

everybody else and know when points are scored faster than everybody else. [ __ ] I should just go to the games.

Where are they?

Cuz you could trade this at the game. I

mean, that's that's the thing, dude. But

nah, that's not a good strat. That's too

much. That's too much work. Not going to the games, but watching the g games is more better. Not going to the games,

more better. Not going to the games, dude. By the way, if you're scared, if

dude. By the way, if you're scared, if you're like one of those scared people on my post saying that like I downloaded some code or something malicious yesterday, forking on GitHub just creates a copy in your GitHub account in

the cloud. You got to get clone it in

the cloud. You got to get clone it in order to be susceptible. So,

Ah, an API is probably faster. Now I

think about it, API is probably faster.

So where yeah, what's the fastest data I can get? How do I get API data for that

can get? How do I get API data for that tennis game specifically?

Okay, so Mundav, you're thinking exactly like professional syndicates do. This is

called port siding and it's a whole underground industry. Here's the full

underground industry. Here's the full speed hierarchy. Being at the match

speed hierarchy. Being at the match court siding 0 to 1 seconds.

Professional scouted data feeds 1 to 3 seconds.

The ultimate edge. This is what syndicates do. Premium data APIs.

syndicates do. Premium data APIs.

Cable satellite 5 to 15 seconds. Damn,

this is way behind, dude. Way way way behind. The gap court side and streaming

behind. The gap court side and streaming can be 30. That's an eternity in tennis where the points last five to seconds on average. Where to watch it? No, dude.

average. Where to watch it? No, dude.

This is so slow.

I'm going to the game. Honestly, there

is no dedicated tennis radio like there is for football or baseball.

Okay. So, after you answer that, I want you to go ahead and build me a Python file that prints out a beautiful data frame of the schedule of t the tennis games today for WTA. We're going to

focus on the women's tennis.

I ain't want to see no [ __ ] playing tennis. Let's be honest. Okay. So, we're

tennis. Let's be honest. Okay. So, we're

going to do that. And um yeah, I think there's plenty of matches. I want you to make a beautiful data frame here and essentially it's going to show the game

the time of start and if there's a score if it's during if it's live then we'll show the score. Okay. So I think you can build that off poly market and if needed you can use ESPN but it

needs to be beautiful. Needs to be a nice beautiful rectangle that I can see and I can analyze and have up at all times. it'll just loop, you know, and

times. it'll just loop, you know, and essentially I'll be able to keep track of the games and the scores, etc., etc. etc.

Oh, it's heaven here. It's heaven. Just

blessed to have another day at life.

Grateful to say the least.

Let's get it.

Where's this game at, by the way? WTA

Alicia Parks IVA Joic Iva Jovic game.

Just curious like how do you where is credit one stadium first off? How do you get tickets?

Um, so I probably go to StubHub.

It's in Queens. Okay, that's dope.

Thank you, Max.

Maybe Charlottesville. Okay,

Iva Jovic.

This is so dope, dude. Just I would never I would never ever look at I would never type this in. I would just never type it in. So,

can you not buy tennis games here? Where

the hell is she?

Bonjovi Subhub has tennis, right?

Tennis, US tennis, WTA September tennis. Okay, let's say

September tennis. Okay, let's say tennis. So, April 1st, Charleston. Okay,

tennis. So, April 1st, Charleston. Okay,

it might be Charleston. South Carolina,

Charlottesville Houston Htown Credit One Stadium in Charlotte, uh, Charleston. Yeah, same thing.

Charleston. Yeah, same thing.

Charlottesville, Charleston. Same thing,

dude. I feel you. How much are tickets for real? Cuz obviously this is the

for real? Cuz obviously this is the ultimate AR. Oh, it's 42 bucks for

ultimate AR. Oh, it's 42 bucks for tickets.

Um, but I don't live near those actually. How far is Puerto Rico to?

actually. How far is Puerto Rico to?

No, I'm not I'm not doing that. I'm not

doing that.

Not doing that. Got to do a slow down there, buddy. Not going to tennis games.

there, buddy. Not going to tennis games.

Back up. Back up. Back up. Back up. Back

up. Back up. Back up.

Back up. Dude, we're not going to start going to tennis games, dude.

Out there with my laptop. So sketch

up in the boonies up here. I can't even see the point. probably get the points backwards alongside. You can run it alongside if

alongside. You can run it alongside if you'd like. I actually I I redeem

you'd like. I actually I I redeem sometimes just by hand just to make sure everything's working well, but that's probably over overdoing it. So, I use that redemption for my other

my other ones like my side accounts essentially. I got

a bunch of accounts because they don't give you sub accounts. So that's

annoying when you have to switch wallets. But for example, on this

wallets. But for example, on this account here that I just test everything on YouTube, you see me claim just by hand. And then that redemption bot is

hand. And then that redemption bot is handy for the few other accounts I have where I just run tests and scale some.

And yeah, I got to have something. Got

to have some side accounts. You know,

it's just too hard to test all of these ideas if you only have one account. But

I'm glad you think the redemption bot is fire. I tend to agree

fire. I tend to agree and I'm glad you have it.

Running something like this in states like Texas where gambling is illegal.

Does a VPN need to be involved?

Maybe, but I'm not I'm not from Texas. Not from

Texas. Htown. I grew up on the music at least. I lived in Austin a little bit,

least. I lived in Austin a little bit, but I don't know. I don't know bro probably a VVS something like that but

you know that's there's also KHI there's also KHI okay so Charleston open I'm not going to go to the games let's be honest I'm not doing that I think that is a decent idea

but there's obviously alpha in going to the games obviously you know and there's pulling live data right now let's go check it

Proton has a free tier.

Okay. Yo, Moonboy is tweaking on me up here. Going so much harder than I am.

here. Going so much harder than I am.

Oh, let's see you, dude. Python, run it.

He's got 23 points here on the leaderboard. He's on the leaderboard

leaderboard. He's on the leaderboard today. I got one point

today. I got one point now. I need way more color than this.

now. I need way more color than this.

You see the This is a nice leaderboard.

Or I just need way more color in it. I

need way more color.

Needs to be way more fun. So, all of these need to have way more color. Thank

you.

Also, maybe some emojis like tennis rackets and tennis balls in the data frame. Make it fun, dude.

frame. Make it fun, dude.

So, API tennis, sign up their 14-day trial here. 40 a month after that.

trial here. 40 a month after that.

I'm curious to watch these lines move while the game goes. So, it starts in 9 minutes, which is awesome.

And Parks has no chance.

So next cycle. Let's run this now because I

next cycle. Let's run this now because I might have to jump on that VVS myself.

So she has no chance here. Well, she's

got 20% chance.

So, if I were to buy parks here at 19 cents, there's $4,000 saying that I could buy a 20 instantly.

But what's the point of that? Well,

okay, let me I'm going to write some of this [ __ ] out my desk.

All right. So, I'm going to write out some ideas here because at the end of the day, that's what it comes down to is just more ideas. More ideas, more ideas.

Keep coming up with ideas cuz ideas make the world go around. So, for example, I could bid 19 cents

on parks.

Yes. Or I could buy or buy at 0.20 two zero and then set.

Do you think I could build this in eight minutes? I bet I could. I bet I could.

minutes? I bet I could. I bet I could.

So, I just want to do some I just want to get my dick wet. Honestly, I have never traded uh tennis anything. So,

this WTA starts in 8 minutes. That's

perfect. Seven minutes now. And I could just I could take that ask right there.

No, maybe I could stink bit it. Stink bit

it. Stink bid

the um parks.

Nah, you should stink bid the joic. I'm

just writing ideas. Stink the jovit.

Stink joic. So,

place bid at um like I don't know 60 cents and hold the expiration.

Exactly what we did before the basketball one. But this is just going

basketball one. But this is just going to happen more often. Okay, I'm building it right now. Let's do it. Let's do it.

Let's do it. Let's go. Let's go. Let's

go. I only have six minutes. Six

minutes. Joick's going to win anyway.

Okay, Dixie. So, you got some you got your eyes on these tennis ladies, huh?

You know what's going on. Okay, that's

some alpha in the chat. So, I'm not going to bid on Parks because she's obviously going to lose. I mean, maybe not obviously, but I'll throw $10 on

Joic minus I need to get a sneak bid.

Joic is a man. What the [ __ ] These are Iva Joic.

No, this is We got We're on a different Are they playing men versus win? is

Alicia. Okay, now I'm cooked. I don't

know. This is just out of my realm, but I want to push myself. So, let's go ahead and push it.

Okay, shorty. Let's go ahead and do this. Um,

this. Um, this should be way more fun now. Okay,

so I got the NBA game bot and it's essentially putting a stink bid on the person that is leading. Essentially, I

want you to go ahead and I want you to go ahead and do the same thing for this tennis game here, this one specifically.

And you're going to take the person with the higher higher um bid right now, meaning they're favored. And I think it's Joic

they're favored. And I think it's Joic just to double check this one. And

you're going to build this in a way that it will work with the next game as well.

So it's just like always put in a 30% discounted bid on the leader of the game. And then um

game. And then um if it fills it fills just like the NBA one but for tennis. So $5 size

for each one. And there's hella games here. So let's get started cuz we only

here. So let's get started cuz we only got 5 minutes till the game starts.

[ __ ] Dude, who starts a game at 8:00 a.m. in the morning?

a.m. in the morning?

What the hell? I guess it's 11:00 a.m. I

guess it's 11:00 a.m. Yeah. Yeah. That's

pretty chill, too, though. I would be happy to play in the morning times.

WTA only though.

Okay. So, let's check out our new scanner. [ __ ]

scanner. [ __ ] Nah. Nah. Nah. Dude, you're going to

Nah. Nah. Nah. Dude, you're going to have to stop.

You can see we have WTA Tennis Scanner there to help.

Okay. So, got this error, gang.

I love having two, three, four, five AIs going at the same time. Just love it. I

just love it.

You got to cook this faster. We only got 3 minutes here.

So, we got 8:05. 805. Good. Give me some minutes. Give me some minutes. I need

minutes. Give me some minutes. I need

more time. Okay, she's done. So, I got to jump on the VVS. If I lose you, I lose you. Sorry, honey.

lose you. Sorry, honey.

Going to Mexico. I just went to Mexico.

I'm in Mexico now. I'm in Mexico.

Welcome to Mexico. Mundav, welcome to Mexico. Stinkbot.

Mexico. Stinkbot.

So, fetching here. No WTA

found. Okay. So you're cooked says no WTA is found, but look at the scanner that I ran above it. And you

have access to that as well, for example. and then um yeah, essentially

example. and then um yeah, essentially get this fixed. We got only a few minutes. We got to go go.

minutes. We got to go go.

We got to go go. It's time, bro. Bro,

bro, can you still hear me? Throw one in the chat if things are still clean and streaming. Okay.

streaming. Okay.

One. Thank you, Vince. Tupac, thank you.

Useless eater, dude.

Oh, that one gets me every time. Thank

you, dude. 777

She's cooking.

Come on, sizzle up, shorty. The gamma

API isn't filtering. Let's go. The game

is starting.

We need to get in there.

I'm feing. Wait, why did it just change to three?

Now it's at 9:00 a.m.

So confused.

What about live tennis scores? Live WTA

scores.

WTA tennis. Here we go.

Live.

for three. They started up. Yawn

and M. Kendler are both on their first set.

There they are. So, this one's in play right now.

See how this moves.

So, 23 cents, 24 cents right now.

See if we're cooking yet.

Damn, she taking hella long, huh? It's

okay, baby girl. Let's go.

See what's going on in the uh the markets here. It's at 11ish.

markets here. It's at 11ish.

Five minute. Nice.

Nike down 14%.

What happened to Nike?

I want to do more research on this. I

know I'm I'm going to stay away from it because I have a strong bias, but Nike, go ahead and do an analysis here.

Is this narrative or is it actual numbers?

It's down awfully, dude. It's awfully

down. And today specifically, it's down under 15%. April 1st. I don't think it's

under 15%. April 1st. I don't think it's April Fool's joke. Nike, one of the biggest companies in the world, getting absolutely smoked. Is this narrative

absolutely smoked. Is this narrative based? Is this

based? Is this actual numbers based? Give me the whole the whole short and concise pitch here

for and against Nike on April 1st, 2026.

Okay, so we did get the Stinky done. So,

the Stinky is finished. Let's go ahead and run it back.

scanning the markets. Okay, good. Scan

them. Okay, so she's putting stink bids in underdog Iva Joic. She put they put it at eight shares at 56 cents. Okay,

we'll put nine shares at 51 cents on Haley. We put uh 10 shares at 50 cents

Haley. We put uh 10 shares at 50 cents on Madison Jessica. Damn, dude.

Jessica. Damn, dude.

Okay, so I got all I got cash on all these girls.

That's dope.

And since the WTA, my thoughts are from the research we did today, since the WTA is more volatile, these stinks might actually work. I don't know.

actually work. I don't know.

Best bid 62 cents. Our stink is 43 cents. So, we're over here on uh Anna

cents. So, we're over here on uh Anna Bonder, Maria Sakari, Jessica Pagula, Madison Keys.

I didn't see the um the one I was looking at right now, though. Let's look.

though. Let's look.

So, this one here. Yeah. So, how does that work?

How are we handling?

It's working seven markets here.

So, how do we handle this? Like, do we when do we stop bidding on a game? When

do we start bidding on a game? For

example, I'm curious if we put bids in on all live games as well.

Like for example, y u e y u an that lady.

Don't change anything. Just speak me through it so I can understand. Maybe

there are just seven games though. So we

did get seven bids in. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 12. So that's I I told you I

didn't see that. But you know it's me you know view game here

Janice Tenzhen. So I think I took Kesler

Janice Tenzhen. So I think I took Kesler money line set handicap total sets first set

$2 of volume. God damn.

um positions activity here. Top holders

activity here. Top holders money line.

You can see my bid sitting at 43 cents.

I mean, that's what I wanted to do, dude. That's what I wanted to do. And

dude. That's what I wanted to do. And

now I'm just going to hold till the end of the game. How long are these games?

Damn, they they give me a a hard time here with this VVS on.

miss live dips bid pre-match and during the first set stop after that. Yeah, how

about how about after the second set we stop bidding so we cancel all orders if it gets into the third set.

Well, maybe it should be after the first set. That's right. because, you

first set. That's right. because, you

know, we only check every 15 minutes, so we might accidentally fill. And if we ever fill, we just hold it till the end.

So maybe after the first set, if it shows after the first set, we're not going to put any more bids in.

I think that's a good play.

Did I fail yet?

I filled.

Look, I got a position here.

I'm already up, dude. I'm already up.

All right, I got Kesler filled it 43 cents.

And that's R. I can sell it immediately.

Okay. Sick, dude. [ __ ] another [ __ ] AR on a [ __ ] Wednesday or whatever. I'm leaving now.

Bye.

How do I sell this [ __ ] for $5? I'm just

kidding. I'm just kidding, dude. I'm

just kidding. I'm just kidding. I know

it's just a head heads heads or tails flip, but you weren't even thinking about the tennis markets this morning.

You didn't wake up thinking about this, dude.

Come on, bro.

Come on, bro. This [ __ ] is crazy.

There's so many different markets you can trade here on Poly Market.

Um, so what do I do here? I think I just hold it because if she's really favored.

Damn, I like how these move thus far.

Don't show me my percentage because this will make them scary.

165 on five bucks. Oh, that's nice.

How long does this game go for is my question.

Okay, so reset rematch. Canceling existing orders.

rematch. Canceling existing orders.

Pre-match. Okay. Order live. Pre-match.

Okay. Pre-match. Wait, hold on.

Just give me a just give me some reassurances here that if it's already in position, it's not going to put in another order, right?

For example, I start the bot up now. I

already caught a couple positions. It's

not going to set up another order.

Correct.

Look in the code. It will place another stink if you already filled every cycle.

It does. Yeah. Position check, gang.

Come on. That's how you get drained.

Oh, that's a new move, baby boy. That's

a new move. Come on. Lock in. Also, tell

me how long these WTA games are. For

real. For real. Just curious. I'm in a couple positions and I want to see what happen. I want to see if we win. I want

happen. I want to see if we win. I want

to see if we win. Do we win this?

I'm up. I'm up. I'm up. I'm up. I'm up,

baby. I'm up. I'm up big. Up big, dude.

He's going crazy on him. the AM

143 143 Okay, so I want to watch this game.

Can you watch it?

Where to watch WTA Tennis online? Free.

Okay. WTA Tennis scores ESPN.

All right. Let's go. Yoic. Or actually,

I don't even know who who we're playing right now. Who are we betting for?

right now. Who are we betting for?

Tenzhen. Moneyland. Castle. Let's go.

Kesler.

Let's go. Cassie

Copa. WTA. Wednesday, April 1st. Um,

credit one. Kesler. Let's go. Oh [ __ ] It's a tie game. It's first set.

Two hours if three sets, five hours of five. Damn.

five. Damn.

Okay, I want to update that off that intel then. Thank you.

intel then. Thank you.

So it sounds like it the games are pretty long, right? Like 2 three hours.

So I think after second set we stop bidding.

So once the second set once they're in the third set, that's when we stop bidding. We cancel our orders.

bidding. We cancel our orders.

Thank you, dude. Dixie, appreciate you.

Locked in. Here's the flow now. Fetch

positions from Poly Market data API. If

you're already holding shares already in position. Okay. If not, then we check

position. Okay. If not, then we check the ESPN set data. Perfect. After first

set, cancel and stop. Match over. Cancel

and stop. Okay. Okay.

Done. Now it bids through the first two sets. Perfect.

sets. Perfect.

So, searching for markets here.

Yeah. So, how long are games typically for this three set game versus the five set? I'm going to focus on the three

set? I'm going to focus on the three sets, the WTAs for now. And does that mean women's tennis league or what does that mean? WTA because I noticed you

that mean? WTA because I noticed you said something about three sets for male games as well.

Also, when we're already in position, show the P&L in percentage terms. Already in position and show the P&L.

Yeah, thanks. Because I see it for McCartney Kler. I'm in a position. Damn,

McCartney Kler. I'm in a position. Damn,

dude. We already got in a position. That

was fun. I'm having fun, dude.

I love gambling with bots, dude. It's

fun. It's way better than trying to pick it by hand, dude. I would have never picked Kesler. There's no way. There's

picked Kesler. There's no way. There's

zero chance I would have picked Kessler.

I don't even know who Kesler is, but I'm rooting for her now. I want her to win.

Two. Two-1. Baby, get smoked. Ten.

Janice, get smoked. Janice, get smoked.

get smoked. Janice, get smoked.

Okay, so McCartney Kesler. Let's see who shorty is. McCartney

shorty is. McCartney Kesler.

She looks focused. She looks focused.

Yeah. Yeah. I got my money on you.

Got my money on you, girl. You look

focused as [ __ ] Lock in.

Lock in. I need you to lock in today.

Okay. It looks like 2-1. But how do I read this? Are these sets rounds? Yeah.

read this? Are these sets rounds? Yeah.

I have no idea how tennis work.

How do I read this score?

So, I'm not familiar with tennis and how it works. Like, how do I read this

it works. Like, how do I read this score? You know, I know basketball, I

score? You know, I know basketball, I know football, I even know baseball, but tennis, I don't know how this scoring works. Like, I see that it has

works. Like, I see that it has it's two to one, but then 15 to 15. So, what round is it in or what match is it in? Yeah, that's

the tricky part is how do you can you just walk me through how this works?

And where are the sets shown? Like I see 21 uh and then the other numbers. I I

kind of understand that the points per per game or whatever is 0 to 15 to 30 to 45 and then like advantage or some [ __ ] but on this little score table, how can

I see what set they're in?

My friend just said they go to six points, best of three sets.

So maybe it's the first set still.

Yeah, maybe that's it. Maybe this is the first set still and they go to six points.

Damn, that's hella long if you think about it.

First to six wins.

Server has advantage. Remember that. 1

hour and 20 minutes. WTA is women only.

Thank you, chat.

Average set time is 30 minutes. best of

three.

Men has five sets, women have three.

Okay, so we're doing women's tennis specifically. Okay, let's read through

specifically. Okay, let's read through this.

So, here's how to read the scoreboard.

So, sets one, three to one. It's already

two to one. Okay, a set is when they go to 45 or whatever the the plus one thing weird thing. I remember Mario Tennis. I

weird thing. I remember Mario Tennis. I

was big Mario Tennis guy.

That's where all of it comes from.

So the two and one equals sets one.

Kesler's won two sets. Tjon is 1-1.

They're in the third set right now.

Deciding set best of three. So whoever

wins this set wins the match.

So points in the current game. How sets

work? First to win six games. Wait. So

the two in one set equals sets one.

Okay. Kesler has won two sets. Taan won

one. They're in the third set right now.

Deciding set. Okay. Best of three.

So whoever wins this set wins the match.

The 15 and zero in the green boxes are points during the game within a set. So

there's games and sets. That's the weird tennis scoring thing you were talking about. How sets work. First to win six

about. How sets work. First to win six games wins a set with a twoame lead or tie break six is

six. So within each set there are

six. So within each set there are multiple games and within each game.

Okay. So the hierarchy is best of three sets.

set first to six games. A game is that for your bot, this match is in its third set. So, with your updated rule, the bot

set. So, with your updated rule, the bot will cancel bids and stop.

Wait, actually, two to one means they've played three sets.

So, if Kesler won set won two sets, the match should be over. Actually, looking

again, the two and one might be games within the current set, not sets one. I

was going to say, dude, that's tricky.

If they split the first two one to one, they show set scores differently. On

this compact scoreboard, the numbers likely mean Kesler leads two games to one in the current set. They're 15-0 in the fourth game.

set. They're 15-0 in the fourth game.

The ESPN data shows sets equals one for Kesler, meaning they were still in the first set. The scores update live, so

first set. The scores update live, so they may be further along now. Okay,

let's see.

Yeah dude.

Okay so Here's the newest update for you.

What do you What's your conclusion now?

These are points inside of a set.

Yeah, dude. I'm cooked. I'm trading

something I just don't understand at all. Well, I understand a little bit.

all. Well, I understand a little bit.

Not not not nothing.

Kesler went from two to three. Tjan

still at one. Those are games within the current set. Reading it three minus one.

current set. Reading it three minus one.

Kesler leads three games to one in this set. 15 to 15 tied at 15 in the current

set. 15 to 15 tied at 15 in the current game. Fifth game of the set. Yellow dot.

game. Fifth game of the set. Yellow dot.

Kesler is serving.

This was March 30th. Okay. And so you can see here there's three sets. Okay.

So it looks like they'll show the games like that. Okay, dude. I like this. I

like that. Okay, dude. I like this. I

like learning new things. And she looks locked, bro. Let's see if she's she's

locked, bro. Let's see if she's she's doing well. So three to one. She's got

doing well. So three to one. She's got

three games or sets. Oh [ __ ] dude. This

is tough. She got three games. She's got

to get six points to win the set.

This is tough. This is tough for um Mundaf.

Those are games within the current set.

So you win three sets and you got to get six games. So okay. So each set has six

six games. So okay. So each set has six games. You get one point per game you

games. You get one point per game you win and it's first it's best out of three sets.

So whoever gets to two first. So in

reality that's whoever gets to 18 or six 12 points first almost kind of cuz it's like six points in a game and those

weird 15 30 45 thing in a match. Oh my

god that [ __ ] is crazy.

They give us three layers so you got points. The weird ones. Win four of

points. The weird ones. Win four of these to win a game. Okay.

Games. Win six of these to win a set.

Okay. Win two of these to win a match.

Best add three. So, a quick straight sets blowout. Perfect, dude. Let's get

sets blowout. Perfect, dude. Let's get

it.

We're locked. We're locked, dude.

We got change locations on you and everything.

This is over for you. Sorry, Sunny

Bunny. So, we're up 59% on our first tennis match.

Yeah, dude. This is insane how many different subm markets there are on Poly Market. Dude, I didn't even mean to go this way. And I'm here. And

I'm already done with the bot, my dear.

Holy hell.

I got a tennis bot now. What the hell do women's tennis?

Put the arena on Poly Market. No way.

Can't do that.

But that's a good idea.

I just don't know how to post on Poly Market, nor do I know the legal ramifications of Poly Market. I'm not as bold as those boys. Oh, wait. I'll trade

it though. I'll trade it. I'll trade it.

Let's check in on the arena. See who is cooking.

See the goat board.

Goat board right here.

Leader board.

We got the one hour.

That's interesting, dude. Like somebody

else could do that cuz it is here. I

don't know. I don't even know the process of posting on Poly Market.

What is the even process of posting on Poly Market and what are the legal ramifications here as a United States citizen?

Like I got some cool things.

Nah, no. Let's be more specific, bro.

The outcome of the winner of this would be a cool poly market. But the thing is is yeah, I just don't know about the legal ramifications, nor do I know how

to get something listed on Poly Market.

Be short and concise. Thank you.

I'm not a lawyer, but here's a short version. Poly market is technically not

version. Poly market is technically not available in the US residents for real money trading. They settled with the

money trading. They settled with the CFTC and are supposed to block US users.

US citizens using it are in a gray area.

Listing a market would put you even more on their radar. Okay, I'm not doing that. Getting listed. Poly market has a

that. Getting listed. Poly market has a market creation process, so it's curated by their team. You can't just self list.

You'd submit a proposal, verify outcome for your arena. Cool idea, but mixing your own platform's competition with a poly market bet. You could look like market manipulation. You'd have inside

market manipulation. You'd have inside information. Okay.

information. Okay.

Thank you for your information. I will

not be doing that.

Just for the record. For the record. For

the record.

Let's keep making money on uh tennis, she says. Okay. I like that. Let's see

she says. Okay. I like that. Let's see

see if we're cooking still. So, I got my my bot running here. My tennis bot.

My tennis bot already live, dude. Oh, I got two trades here. I'm up 86% in both of them. No,

here. I'm up 86% in both of them. No,

that's the same one.

That's the same one.

That's weird. Wonder why she double printed on us.

Eligible. A pre-match. Order live. Okay.

Order live. Order live. Order live.

Order live. Order live. Order live.

Okay. Um,

you can see he's already for some reason this double printed on me. I don't know why I'm up 86% though.

me. I don't know why I'm up 86% though.

Okay. And I do have a problem here.

It's not going to work.

How do I do that? I'm going to go to bird eye real quick. Bird eye.

Skip.

Damn.

84139.

Thank you, Dixie. Thank you, Vince.

Appreciate you. Got little uh sniffies as you guys can unenjoyably hear.

That's why I live on an island, bro. I

got to stay around the warm weather for me. Thank you. I appreciate you. The

me. Thank you. I appreciate you. The

pageionation was pulling the same thing twice.

I got to stay in the warm. I gotta stay in the warm. I got a [ __ ] up immune system. Be honest. Well, that don't

system. Be honest. Well, that don't matter. That don't matter. Just gotta

matter. That don't matter. Just gotta

adapt. Gotta adapt and keep pushing. So,

we got up 82% here on the uh McCartney and I'm not filled on any of the others.

So, eight bids placed check again in 15 minutes. So, okay. Good, good, good,

minutes. So, okay. Good, good, good, good good good.

It's exactly what we want.

But my question here is this. What's my

IP now?

What is my IP address?

Interesting.

Okay, let's make that legal here.

Add IP values. Add.

IP values. Add.

Okay, this should work now.

Okay, good, good, good, good. And then

where I have some crazy calls here on my API on the bird eye API.

Crazy calls.

Okay, that's not as crazy as I thought.

But so I got some crazy stuff here. 9,000

9,000 ex list.

token defy TX list.

I need to fix these things. So, I'm

going to go over here to the sidebar and then I'm going to go ahead here and say Solana copy trader here.

You can see here, I need you to do an audit of these calls specifically because I'm getting absolutely railed on

them and I'm like six or 300% over my bird eye API call budget. So

essentially, I need you to go ahead and see where we call this stuff and present ideas to slow them down. Don't change

anything in the code with bot 26, but I want you to present ideas. Also, I need you to take a look at this code and present ideas there. Like how often are

we calling these these top uh two things here? I think the ones we need to attack

here? I think the ones we need to attack first are token uh TX list and then token overview and then token security

and then token list. Those are the ones we need to look out for here. Those are

consuming most of my cus.

Yeah. So, give me some ideas here.

And maybe that's because I was getting early buyers.

Maybe that's why. Maybe that's why. 777

Ingret, good to see you.

Good to see you. Good to see you.

March 28th here.

And then also there's this other file that I run quite often. So let's go pull it up, son.

The dash dash boy.

Wow. March is over. Nice. Peace.

Thanks for having me.

Do I get an APO NFT for winning the arena? Yeah, if you want.

arena? Yeah, if you want.

When did you win? Just pu push the button.

It should be there. Let's see.

Mundav history.

The dev won here. Is that you, Dixie?

I tied first place.

for the first arena.

Let's see. I don't see you here, dude.

This one.

Oh, yeah. cuz you this isn't for you.

You want this. You want 1795. You want

something much bigger.

Got no reply because there's no reply for you. You got the 1795 credit, right?

for you. You got the 1795 credit, right?

You got lifetime access, all access mundave.com/go,

mundave.com/go, right? I hope so. If you didn't get that

right? I hope so. If you didn't get that yet, please do send another reply. My

team was probably confused if you're asking for an a poo because Yeah. So if you got this, you already

Yeah. So if you got this, you already won.

And the five minute markets are for the apoos.

Okay, sick. So

respectfully, no, you don't get a aoo as well, but you can you can definitely get one. Just win the five minute.

one. Just win the five minute.

You understand? Okay, cool, cool, cool, cool.

Just win the five minutes. Yeah, I

remember that case actually. It was a couple weeks ago and I was like, "Yeah, homeboy tripping."

homeboy tripping." Homeboy tripping. He didn't win. He won

Homeboy tripping. He didn't win. He won

this.

But that was dope. You know, two of you guys won this one. This was like when we were just getting started. But, uh, much love to you. Thanks for competing. Keep

at them, dude. Keep at them. You can win as many APOs as you please.

Cuz I got a lot. I got a lot and I'm willing to keep buying.

So, as you can see here, the Mundav Arena is here. You can read through what you can win.

Uh, two ways to win here.

Join Zoom call dog. Sign up free.

I need more uh buttons here. Sign up for free.

on moonab.comarena.

Let's go to it real quick. I need more buttons like join the arena or something, you know.

On moonab.com/arena.

We need more buttons and the arena 3 and five minute arena the dashboards that show the current arenas they need to be clickable and all these buttons should

go to the signup page and the the signup pages should say join the contest. It's free to join, no

the contest. It's free to join, no payment required.

So, we have one sign up free button right now. And then those things take

right now. And then those things take hella long to load in. The current um current contest, for some reason, they take like 12 seconds to load in, but those should be clickable as well to go

to the sign up. And then throughout the page, we need to add like three or four buttons that say join the

arena now.

And then it goes to the sign up page.

Right now it's there's only one button to join and it says sign up for free at the top. So we need to be more clear on

the top. So we need to be more clear on that and make more buttons on the page that sign up. Okay. Thank you.

Okay. So I'm just updating that here on my server side. You can see mundav.com/arrenena.

mundav.com/arrenena.

Let's see what's going on with the bot, bro.

So, it's up here. Let's run it back.

Let's see how our P&L is doing.

already in position up 98% now, dude.

Hely hely hell.

Pre-match. Pre-match. Pre-match.

Pre-match.

Haley already in position.

Let's go look at this, dude. I want to look at this Nike side. Here's the nano pitch.

Nike April 1st down 70% from all-time high. Is it real or narrative? It's

high. Is it real or narrative? It's

real. Revenue went from 51 billion down to 46 in one year. Damn, that's not vibes. That's actual topline shrinkage.

vibes. That's actual topline shrinkage.

Nike Direct, their supposed feature is down future is down 7%. Digital down 9%.

China down 7% and guided down 20%. And

Converse collapsed from 2.4 billion to 1.2 billion. Converse

1.2 billion. Converse halfed gross margins compressing due to tariffs. They got cut 775 more jobs.

tariffs. They got cut 775 more jobs.

Today's drop beat on EPS but gave garbage Q4 guidance.

Damn. Bull case historically cheap at 15x forward. Usually trades 25 to 30x.

15x forward. Usually trades 25 to 30x.

Brand is still number one globally.

Okay.

Damn.

North America wholesale up 11%. New CEO

Elliot Hill 30-year veteran making structural fixes. FIFA World Cup is big.

structural fixes. FIFA World Cup is big.

DCF fair values the 80 and 100. Bearcase

on running. Hoka New Balance eating their lunch with young consumers. China

is a disaster with no bottom in sight.

Tariffs are structural. Converse is

effectively dead.

Damn, dude. Nike direct pivot failed.

CEO himself said, "Turnound is longer than I would like. Fifth consecutive

year of stock declines. This knife has been falling for a long time."

Real numbers, not just narrative. But at

$52 down, a lot of bad news is priced in.

Damn.

Yo, I'm looking at this stuff and there are some crazy things going on here.

Snap. They had the activist come through. That was crazy. Did you guys

through. That was crazy. Did you guys hear about that? Some activist is like forcing, not forcing the hand, but suggesting things. It's interesting.

suggesting things. It's interesting.

Damn. This hasn't been this low since 2015, 2014, 12 years ago.

The stock price is as low as it was 12 years ago. Can you compare Nike 12 years

years ago. Can you compare Nike 12 years ago to today when it comes to revenues and all that stuff? This might bring to light if this is hype or narrative or

actual, you know, 12 years ago having the price be that same price is crazy.

What is put a little jacket on, you know?

Damn, she's still wandering. I bet I could find it before that.

How's our bots doing?

Just keep running it back, though. Oh,

but you know what it does there? It's

not good idea because just keep an eye on this match specifically.

Kesler's up big. Oh [ __ ] dude. I might

get rich hop this one. Might get rich hop this one, bro. I might make it out the trenches on this one. I'm up 100%.

I'm 100% up 100%.

Allegra D for this snit season.

Yeah, that [ __ ] is strong.

Uh, that's what it is, bro. It's

allergies. I'm just having allergies right now. Thank you, dude. Thank you.

right now. Thank you, dude. Thank you.

That's what it is. I was like, "Am I getting sick? God damn it." No, this is

getting sick? God damn it." No, this is just allergies, just allergies. I've

been on the island for so long. I

haven't left the island in months dude.

I come back to the west for a little bit and I got allergies like a [ __ ] This why I left.

Thank you, dude. That makes me feel so much better. I was starting to get like

much better. I was starting to get like kind of down like damn, dude. Getting

sick again. I'm always [ __ ] sick.

Yeah. What are the pollen levels?

Okay. Thank you, dude. Wow, that makes me feel so much better, bro. Claritin D.

Yeah, I just need to take some allergy medicine.

Damn. Thank you, bro. Thank you. Thank

you. Thank you. Thank you all. These are

absolutely just allergies.

I'm very, very allergic to pollen.

Damn, that is so much weight off my chest. Claritin is better.

chest. Claritin is better.

Yeah, we I'mma be great now. I'mma be

great now. Just pop a little Claritin or something.

That's beautiful.

Okay, so we're up massively here.

Damn, she's still wandering. That's

crazy. Let's go to Yahoo Finance.

Yahoo Finance. We need to keep you healthy. I appreciate you, bro.

healthy. I appreciate you, bro.

Historical data financials. This is Snap. I don't know

financials. This is Snap. I don't know why I'm on Snap because I was looking at it yesterday. Nike.

it yesterday. Nike.

Okay. Down 14%. It's crazy.

Financials here. I want to see what it was like 10 years ago.

Got it.

Oh okay.

46 billion 51 billion at 46 billion gross profit 21. So at 12 months, they're about the

21. So at 12 months, they're about the same as 2022. How do I get that? Um

Nike Financials 2015.

Yes, there we go.

Barama human barely. Barely, dude.

Barely. So, 2015

financials here. Fiscal revenues 30.6 billion.

Okay. So, they are down.

Nike is just cooked.

So Nike is just cooked.

They were at 30 billion in 2015 and now they are less than that for this quarter I'm assuming. Yeah,

fourth quarter. 7.8. Okay.

Yeah, I think Nike might be smoked. So

I'm just going to stop looking at it.

Just got a heavy bias.

But we're we're trading tennis games here today. Trading tennis games. And

here today. Trading tennis games. And

I'm up a colos a colossal amount.

A colossal amount, dude.

Day one, Mundav tennis. I swear I'm going to trade every

tennis. I swear I'm going to trade every single every single niche here in Poly Market because the riches they're in the

niches and you know that, dude. Let's

check out new. see what's going on.

Okay, how about a little mention markets?

The niches get riches. Let's get it.

Number one free app in the app store.

Let's go over to my uh poly market scanner and see if we see some cool things here.

I only want to see big big dogs here.

So, Texas Open is this um tennis as well.

Maybe edge X over 600M one day after launch.

Mega Quake by June 3. I hope not.

I hope not. I'm gonna I'm gonna put my money where my mouth is. I hope not.

June 30th. What's a mega quake?

Magnitude of eight or greater. No. No,

that's not happening. Limit 80 cents.

That's vibes right there, dude. I just

had to throw some vibes on there. We're

not having any mega quakes, dude. No

mega quakes.

I just did that for the vibes. Okay,

let's go back to Poly Market. See, this

thing is dangerous. Moon.com/poly

market. You have access to this. It's

dangerous, though. You see how quickly I just spent $20? It's dangerous, dude.

Conflict ends by April 7th.

Really? They said yes. Oh, 7% chance of yes.

So, nine minutes ago, will the Iranian regime fall by April 30th?

French president?

Well, Iranian. So, I'm looking for ideas here. More ideas. I want to crack all

here. More ideas. I want to crack all the niches, dude. I got I'm cooking on one new niche today, and I'm just going to do this every day.

Indian Premier League.

Will China invade Taiwan? I hope not.

Will Elon post 65 to 89 tweets from March 30th to April 1st?

Um, I think I'm on I think I built this a couple days ago, right?

Pretty sure I've got a bot rolling on this as we speak.

Pretty sure, dude. Pretty sure

Stinkbot died.

weather.

Damn dude.

It's because of this whole uh thing I got going here.

Sheesh.

I got to check this pretty much every day.

It's okay.

So, we're just incubating a bunch of ideas down here.

Deployed. Here's the setup. Okay. Let's

go check it out. The new deployment.

mundave.comrena.

Join the arena now. Join the arena now.

Daily prize.

Yeah. So, we got to work on that. On

that same page, it shows that there's a daily prize of$1795. It's a weekly prize and then a daily prize of the $50 NFTt.

That's on the main page, moon.com/arrenena. That's a little

moon.com/arrenena. That's a little deceiving.

Join the arena.

Perfect dude.

Uh, okay. Perfect. So, I just wanted to add that a couple more times because gang, you could check that out on the arena. You see that it's a weekly prize

arena. You see that it's a weekly prize of 1795 for the hourly contest and it's a daily prize of $50 NFTt on the five

minute daily contest.

You still I'm here, bro. I'm here.

Okay. So, I want to look into this Solana stuff as well cuz I did have You saw it. You saw it.

saw it. You saw it.

Okay. I want to look into this. I love

coming back to AI like this. This is eye opening. The same $52 stock price 12

opening. The same $52 stock price 12 years aart. So, 2014 versus 2026.

years aart. So, 2014 versus 2026.

So the revenue is 27 billion in 2014.

Full year 2026 is 47 billion. Oh, so I was way off. My bad. So the verdict is dead flat. Net income. EPS is lower.

dead flat. Net income. EPS is lower.

Gross margin worse today. Operating

margin crushed. P of 52 was 17. Now it's

24 to It's more expensive today. Balance

sheet net cash. Damn, they had net cash in 3.7, now they're in net debt, 7 billion swing, long-term debt, 7x more debt dividend.96

debt dividend.96 a year versus 1.654 better today. Um, they got mad

better today. Um, they got mad inventory. Damn, the killer stat revenue

inventory. Damn, the killer stat revenue grew 67% over 12 years, but net income is identical. All that revenue growth

is identical. All that revenue growth even by DCZ Infa tariffs competition forcing discounts operational bloat and

despite buying back 18% of shares 324 shares retired EPS is still 44%.

In 2014 at $52 you're buying a lean high margin 13.2% 2% operated margin, a pristine balance sheet, net cash,

cheap valuation. In 2026 at $52, you're

cheap valuation. In 2026 at $52, you're buying a bloated low margin company.

This is not narrative mode. This is

actual. The stock isn't cheap. Okay. I

think Nike's cooked. All right. Now,

let's pivot pivot here to pump Fun, which is the Solana launchpad.

Can you tell me a little bit more about how their buybacks work? Because I was just looking at their buybacks and their fees and it looks like it jumped yesterday and I need to know why. Like

what is their rhyme and reason and how much are they buying back per day? Is

there any literature here on this? Thank

you.

Holy hell, dude. Holy hell. Let's go

look at pump fun bees, I think it is.

Yep.

Oh, fees.pump fine. Okay, so

fees.pump fine. Okay, so

total pump purchases is 2.4 million Solana 345 million pump purchases. Total

pump bot total pump supply one trillion total supply offset.

Like what the hell he happened here?

That's what I'm I can't understand.

Why did they buy so much yesterday verse the day before like and then so low here? That's what

I'm trying to understand. Token

purchases here.

So let's give that over to AI.

Thank you. Okay. So let's see also see this because I'm working on this Solana uh fix pretty much.

Now I have the full picture. Here's the

audit. Bird eye calls bot runs every 10 minutes.

167 wallets and people to follow. Okay.

TX list where fetch comes from called once per day per cycle.

Increase bot run interval from 10 minutes to 20 to 30 minutes. Hey, cuts

it by two to 3x.

Cash TX list results with TTL. Don't

refetch a wallet if you've already checked it would last 15 minutes and found nothing.

Track last TX hash per wallet. If the

most recent TX hash hasn't changed, skip it.

Yeah, that's definitely overkill, dude.

Batch wallets into priority tiers. I

want to do these two immediately.

Let's implement these immediately. Um,

looking at a 100 pass is way too many and we should really only look at like the last 20. So, that should be a 5x change. Also, see if it's already been

change. Also, see if it's already been looked like checked before, you know, like you said, um track the last TX hash per wallet. If it

hasn't changed, then skip it. This

should be a nice uh increase. Tell me

how much of an increase this will be.

Thank you.

Okay, so we'll start with that, but I need to optimize more because you saw the page. I'm way way over.

the page. I'm way way over.

So, TX list here. Sneaky multiplier

called from four different functions.

All fetching the full wallet token list called one per cycle.

Fetch your wallet. This is the killer.

Fetch wallet token signal. Get position.

Get position up to three times to start.

Buy loop. Okay. Fetch. The core problem.

Fetch. fetches your entire wallet token list just to get one token balance every single time. So if you have 10 trending

single time. So if you have 10 trending tokens and 20 positions to that's 30 plus wallet fetches ideas result at the start of each cycle and reuse it

somewhere any everywhere you already call it once So, TX list is our biggest strain.

Now, I think for this one is tricky, right?

The tricky thing about this is we're checking the TX or the uh token list, right? Because for example, if I'm

right? Because for example, if I'm selling the token, I got to make sure that I've sold.

So, what do you think we can do here without breaking the functionality? For

example, if I need to check the token to see if I have it and then like if it's under the takerit or stop loss, then I need to sell it and I need to check it again. So, caching won't quite work

again. So, caching won't quite work there. Let me know what you think there.

there. Let me know what you think there.

Okay. And she did update that other part, so that should be better already.

What the hell is going on here?

Oh, I said pivot to pump fund. So,

Ingred says, "I stepped away, but considering Oracle mass layoff dispute being profitable, I'd be interested in the AI valuation." Essentially, they're

up about 64% in the last 12 years, 67% in revenue, but their de net income is flat and they're losing market share.

So, I'm I'm I'm a big Nike fan. So, I'm

going to step away from it because I just I'm just biased. I'm just biased.

Let's see her third thing here cuz she did have another idea 282,000 49,000 cash security results.

Token security freezible doesn't change every 10 minutes. Kos

skip tokens you already checked. Yeah,

dude. That's good.

Token security. You're right. We We can cash this and just check it every four hours or so. I think that's a good way because you're right, it doesn't change.

So, let's go ahead and update that as well. Okay, good. Dude, we're making

well. Okay, good. Dude, we're making moves here because you saw how much I was spending on Bird Eye.

Cash get names for sure, dude.

God, I'm so happy that's allergies, dude.

and then this as well. So, let's update this as well.

Now, let's go ahead and also update the cache because the cache of names, that's a good thing to do. If you can apply it to the security, that's awesome. But the

caching the names in general is fire.

So, we can just cach that. And we do need to update every once in a while like if it's a new name, right? If it's

a new token. Otherwise, we don't need to keep running it. You can see my bot, my tennis bot is running up in the top.

Let's see if I got any new uh positions.

Already in position for Kesler. I'm up

130%.

I'm up 130% on my first tennis match.

I'm a professional tennis gambler now.

I'mma let these run all day. Honestly,

this is fire, dude. I love betting on tennis. I just [ __ ] love tennis,

tennis. I just [ __ ] love tennis, dude. I'm just a big tennis guy now.

dude. I'm just a big tennis guy now.

I'm a big tennis guy. I'm a big McCartney Kesler fan. We're in the second set now. Looks like we got the first dub. 5 on the first dub. Yeah. No,

first dub. 5 on the first dub. Yeah. No,

she's cooked. Taan is Oh, it's over, bro. Sorry, Taan. Good try. But

bro. Sorry, Taan. Good try. But

McCartney Kesler for the dub. Good dub.

Good dub. Good first dub.

One for one. That sure gives me confidence. And I like the speed of it.

confidence. And I like the speed of it.

That's the thing, dude. The speed is nice. Speed is nice.

nice. Speed is nice.

Speed is nice.

We like speed.

Okay, let's go ahead and see if she can fix this as well. So nice. We saved 95%.

Beautiful.

So, and then I had something prior to this as well. I just want to see that she's on the right page with me.

So, change the USDC pre-flight buy loop. Okay. TP stop-loss. Why?

buy loop. Okay. TP stop-loss. Why?

Inside that function get position is redundant. Okay. impact on token list

redundant. Okay. impact on token list CUS three calls now total 15 to 20 calls net savings is 60 to 70% on the buy loop

side okay good you don't have to wait till the end of the match to win no I'm just I'm I'm counting my chickens I'm counting my chickens before they hatch Dixie

I'm definitely counting my chickens she could definitely lose but you do not have to wait I could close it if I I Please. I'm not going to I'm not going

Please. I'm not going to I'm not going to close it because, you know, just is what it is. But

I got an open order on the mega quake, but I think I'm going to take it off because I don't want to do any hand trading, even though I still do sometimes here on Poly Market because the fiveminute markets are little

crackhead markets. Little crackhead

crackhead markets. Little crackhead markets are fun.

Um, let's go ahead and see what's going on here. Beautiful, beautiful,

on here. Beautiful, beautiful, beautiful. Okay, so we updated that as

beautiful. Okay, so we updated that as well. So, we checked the DeFi security

well. So, we checked the DeFi security here. Rejected tokens cash. The same top

here. Rejected tokens cash. The same top 20 keeps showing in transactions. Token

overview permanent name cash.

You save you have 20 open positions that don't change much between cycles. First

cycle fetches 20 names. Okay. combined

CU savings estimates.

Okay, so we should be way better now.

Damn, dude. I left the public on an ad for a long long time. That's what

happens. Just be like that sometimes, gang.

Internal server error. You can't even get in. Moonab.com.

get in. Moonab.com.

Internal server error. for real.

Maybe it did for a second there because whatever. My bad. So, let me get that

whatever. My bad. So, let me get that bot set up again. Okay, so I just need to restart it.

And there is this token that has been showing for a while now. So, I want to look into it a little bit more because what the hell?

Hey, I got God, there's so much good stuff to do, dude. There's so much fun to be had. There's so much fun to be had and so little time.

It term. Okay, so I want to look at some of these. These again are from my copy

of these. These again are from my copy bot. And then the the winners float to

bot. And then the the winners float to the top.

What the dog doing has been here for a minute though. And same with [ __ ]

minute though. And same with [ __ ] coin.

Rosie tongue tongue free lattice I betan fox.

I think that's probably good. Sea lion.

What is this?

Three minutes ago though.

One minute ago. I like to see lots of volume.

Six minutes ago. Just looking at the trades really quickly.

47 seconds ago.

Trenches are cooked.

5 minutes ago. No way, dude.

2 minutes ago.

10 seconds ago.

What the dog doing? Has been here for days, though. What is this thing? 3.6

days, though. What is this thing? 3.6

million. It's already pretty big for that.

How do they farm trade the meme coins on G? I'm not sure.

G? I'm not sure.

can't even go to their website. So,

trenches are still cooked. Don't see

anything there.

How they farm on pump? Do you have to be the initial buyer? I don't know what you mean by farm. So, pump.f fun. Let's

check this out.

Hate it here. I'm out. I do want to answer that question about pump fund though.

Here's a breakdown. Mundave pump fund buyback mechanism. The formula is dead

buyback mechanism. The formula is dead simple. They take 100% of daily protocol

simple. They take 100% of daily protocol fees and buy back pump off the open market. Then they burn them. Uh where

market. Then they burn them. Uh where

the fees come from 0.95% protocol fee on every bonding curve trade.

Sliding fees on pump swap 015 soul graduation fee. Why March 31st spiked? Looking at the screenshots,

spiked? Looking at the screenshots, you can see the buyback spiked on March 31st from all the way down to 641K.

It's about 50% above the week's average.

The reason is straightforward. Buyback

equals revenue equals trading volume.

More meme coins launched or went viral that day. More fees collected, bigger

that day. More fees collected, bigger buyback. One single viral token can

buyback. One single viral token can spike a whole day. It's not a policy change. It's just a busier day on the

change. It's just a busier day on the platform.

Key stats on the program started July 15th.

Yo, can you throw a one in the chat if you can see this text now? I just zoomed out. I just zoomed out. Can you throw a

out. I just zoomed out. Can you throw a one in the chat if you can see the text?

Okay, because now I know it's kind of small but let me know if you can see the text.

Zero in the chat if you can't see it anymore.

So they bought 18,000 soul here. Damn.

These stats here started July 15th.

Same day pump launched here. Cumulative

buybacks over 335 million largest on Salana bigger than Radium over 30% of circulated supply retired permanently

Q1 2026 1 million a day so your 1.5 is a hot day it's all transparent on feespump fun yeah but so so I know it's

transparent but like how do I see their revenue on feespump fun and can you see like where that's coming from.

Okay, I see it is just a straight correlation of fees like they got 18,759 soul and they bought 18,757.

So, is there any literature on how long they'll be buying? Um, any references to that 100% and when they'll stop it?

Thank you.

Yeah. Let's take five, bro. Take three.

I'mma eat some eggs real quick.

I wonder what the pollen count is right now cuz I'd be ecstatic if that's what's happening to me. All uh pollen count moderate to high.

Moderate. Moderate. Moderate.

We in any other matches here?

No, but I'm up higher than 30%.

Great question, Mundave. The 18759

verse the 18757 soul gap. That's fine. You nailed it.

soul gap. That's fine. You nailed it.

It's nearly one one.

It's nearly 1:1. They earned 18,759 fees.

The two soul difference is likely just transaction costs. It's as close to 100%

transaction costs. It's as close to 100% as mechanically possible. How long will they keep doing this? Nobody knows and nothing is binding. Here's what matters.

I mean, at this current rate, how how long until they buy back the whole market cap?

Nothing's binding. There's no stated end date. No smart contract enforce. No

date. No smart contract enforce. No

government's vote required to change it.

Pump is not a government's token.

Holders have zero say if the team decides to drop to 50% tomorrow.

Simply a marketing promise, not a contractual of obligation.

It already changed once. The original

plan was 25% of revenue buybacks.

Community backlash pushed them to 100%.

The fact it moved from 25 to 100% proves the rate is flexible and discretionary.

The substainability problem. If they're spending 100% of

problem. If they're spending 100% of revenues on buybacks, how are they paying developers, servers, legals, etc. Teams 20% allocation?

They sell their own tokens to fund operations.

There we go. This creates a quiet paradox. Buybacks create buy pressure,

paradox. Buybacks create buy pressure, but their team selling their allocation creates sell pressure.

Sneaky, sneaky, sneaky pumpy.

It's a simple real-time dashboard. Daily

protocol revenue in sold corresponding buyback amount price paid and cumulative totals. The data you screenshot is

totals. The data you screenshot is essentially the full picture. Revenue in

pump burn. The bottom line there is zero literature committing to a timeline or per uh permanence of the 100% buyback.

It's entirely at the team's discretion.

The risk is real. If memecoin volume dries up sickly cyclical silic dude I'm brain dead bro and they

reduce the buyback rate discretionarily the deflationary wheel reverses hard price this as a trust the team bet

that's sketch compare back compare that to hyperlids buyback back. Are there is there just a

buyback back. Are there is there just a marketing commitment as well or what's up with that?

So the average is a million a day buybacks 2.7 years.

It theor theoretically buy back the entire circulating market cap in under three years. This is a moving target

three years. This is a moving target because every buyback burns tokens shrinking supply which should push push the price up. Higher price equals each

dollar buybacks buys fewer tokens takes longer. But also if price goes up more

longer. But also if price goes up more attention equals more trading equals more fees. And conversely if memecoin

more fees. And conversely if memecoin activity dies daily revenue could drop to 200 to 300k and that becomes 10 years. The real numbers that matter at a

years. The real numbers that matter at a million per day, that's 365 million a year in buy pressure on a 1 billion market cap. That's 36% annual buyback

market cap. That's 36% annual buyback yield. For comparison, the most

yield. For comparison, the most aggressive stock buybacks of Tradfire are like 5 to 8% market cap per year.

36% is absolutely insane.

But what does that mean?

So, let's see here. Here's the side by side. Pump fund versus hyperlquid

side. Pump fund versus hyperlquid buybacks.

Hump fun versus hyperlquid buybacks.

Market cap 1 billion versus 5 billion 1 million a day.

Annual rate 365. Buyback yield

permanently burned. No. Held in a half wallet for hyperlid. Yes, it's burned on on

for hyperlid. Yes, it's burned on on pump fund. Onchain verif ver verifiable

pump fund. Onchain verif ver verifiable partially dashboard binding commitment. No team promise.

binding commitment. No team promise.

They're both team promises.

Started end date or stated end date.

None. None.

So they could just change this whatever.

Both of them. Burn versus hold. This is

huge. Pump fund burns the tokens permanently. Hyperliquid's assistant

permanently. Hyperliquid's assistant fund holds them. That mean hype token hypes bought tokens could theoretically be sold back into the market or

redistributed. Pumps are gone forever.

redistributed. Pumps are gone forever.

Yield pump funds 36% buyback yield dwarfs hyperlquid 7 to 24%. Pump fund is a smaller market cap generating disproportionately

high fees relative to its size. Same

trust model. Both are ultimately trust the team play. Neither has a immutable smart contract. Jeff at Hyperlquid could

smart contract. Jeff at Hyperlquid could stop tomorrow. Pump Funds team could

stop tomorrow. Pump Funds team could stop tomorrow. I mean, who are you

stop tomorrow. I mean, who are you really going to trust more, Alain or Jeff? Because I think that's [ __ ]

Jeff? Because I think that's [ __ ] obvious.

I think that's so obvious. Who's more

trustworthy, Alain or Jeff? Somebody put

something in the chat. Let me know your thoughts. Alain or Jeff?

thoughts. Alain or Jeff?

Who's more trustworthy? I have my person that I trust more instantly. But is that a bias? Yes, of course.

a bias? Yes, of course.

Alon or Jeff?

Both are marketing commitments.

Hyperlquid gets more credit for transparency, but the half not burning is a real astridge.

Not Alain for sure. I agree.

It's like Alain or anyone. Not Alain is the answer. So, I mean,

the answer. So, I mean, you know, I like I like it. I like the idea. I think it's a it's a moonshot.

idea. I think it's a it's a moonshot.

It's definitely a moonshot. But

Jim Jeff says, "Stick with basketball, Moon. I'm cooking on tennis. I'm cooking

Moon. I'm cooking on tennis. I'm cooking

on tennis. I'll never trade basketball again." No, I will. I am right now. But

again." No, I will. I am right now. But

that being said, I wasn't even get able to get a trade in on basketball with this idea at least. So that's fine.

He says stick to basketball. No way. No

way. No way.

Same trust model. Both are marketing.

Either way, we'll do it for X years.

Okay.

So, okay. At Hyperliquid's current rate, how quickly will they buy back the entire supply?

Okay. So, let's go to sports here.

NCA basketball is over soon, so I'm not even going to look at it. What's going

on with soccer?

Lot of soccer matches.

Lots of soccer.

Friday, April 3rd. Here, let's go to soccer. April 1st. There's games every

soccer. April 1st. There's games every day in soccer, huh?

No. Friday. Wait, what the hell?

Games Friday, April 3rd. So, not every day.

Did that not just glitch? Did that not just show April 1st?

Could have sworn it said April 1st here.

Maybe not. Maybe not. Okay. Soccer might

be interesting. Tennis. I like tennis so far. Obviously baseball.

far. Obviously baseball.

There's a baseball game going on right now. Wednesday. Damn, I didn't know they

now. Wednesday. Damn, I didn't know they played during school. Jeez.

Baseball could be okay.

Lot of baseball games going on.

When does the baseball season go to?

Let's talk a little about ba about baseball. Let's play some baseball.

baseball. Let's play some baseball.

Okay, let's go ahead and do the same thing we did for tennis, but let's do it for baseball. Okay, we'll stop bidding

for baseball. Okay, we'll stop bidding here at the end of the fifth inning, though. So, go ahead and execute that

though. So, go ahead and execute that and only bid on things that are happening today. So, they could bid all

happening today. So, they could bid all the way up to the fifth inning and it will be the same stinky stinky stinky 30% down. Okay,

30% down. Okay, $5 size. I think you could build this

$5 size. I think you could build this right now to be honest.

I think that baseball, let me think it through with you. I think there's no difference here. You take the favored

difference here. You take the favored team, the one that is higher, and then you bid 30% low. That's it. Old tail

expiration. If it's end of the fifth, if it's the end of the fifth inning or the if it's a six, seventh, or what's it go?

Nine innings or seven innings. [ __ ] I think it's nine innings in baseball.

So, at the end of the fifth, we'll stop.

We'll cancel all orders. Make sure to only put orders in if there's no order already.

But yeah, let's go ahead and build the baseball one out as well. Baseball

stinky. So, you can see here's the uh slug for the main baseball all the markets here. But, uh yeah, I think you

markets here. But, uh yeah, I think you could build this, dude.

I think this is getting easier with with each game because all these game ones I'm approaching them relatively similar.

So, let's see. All right. Hey, let's

see. Let's see. Up 132% here. It looks

like we won that match, which is great.

So, she won. Completed. Good job,

Kesler.

She's on a um a hot streak here. So, her

eyes are locked. She's locked, dude.

She's locked. Of course she won't.

Of course, she won, bro.

Did you find llama here?

fees and revenue.

Hyperlquid 2.53 million in fees.

Pump Fund 1.2 million.

Holy hell, they turned on the revenue machine and now they're making 700,000 a day. Okay, I see you.

day. Okay, I see you.

Cricket is a good market as well. Most

games are global. Hard to regain lead if losing. Damn, I have no idea how cricket

losing. Damn, I have no idea how cricket works. Thank you, dude. Thank you. I

works. Thank you, dude. Thank you. I

have zero idea.

This is This I actually don't know how this [ __ ] works at all.

So, but I I I know how you game. I know

how to game cricket. If I crack the cricket market,

cricket. If I crack the cricket market, that would be nutty. I'mma put it on the list. [ __ ] it. No, there's no list.

list. [ __ ] it. No, there's no list.

Let's just build it. Let's just build it. MLB Stinkbot.

it. MLB Stinkbot.

Go ahead and build one for the cricket as well. So, same same uh same way. But

as well. So, same same uh same way. But

the thing here with cricket is I don't know how it works in the uh the aspect of quarters or whatever.

Let's do about half the game through you. You cancel orders and you don't put

you. You cancel orders and you don't put any new orders in.

Is he just launching like crazy today?

Is she just tweaking out? Is he just stepping on the gas a little too hard today? Is he going to blow his whole

today? Is he going to blow his whole account? Maybe.

account? Maybe.

Maybe, dude. Maybe I might. I don't

care. That's a thing.

That's a thing, dude. That's a thing. 12

shares. I'm already on the [ __ ] baseball. Holy hell. Holy hell. Your

baseball. Holy hell. Holy hell. Your

boy's on baseball now.

He's on baseball now.

Holy hell. He's on cricket next. How

many bots is he going to launch today is the question. I better get these on a

the question. I better get these on a more permanent place. Let's go do that because I want these running all day.

Sink bed. Okay. Tlow, bro. Uh CD up into this, huh? Let's PED. Do you know what

this, huh? Let's PED. Do you know what PW is? This is what PWD does. Shows you

PW is? This is what PWD does. Shows you

print working directory.

I'm going do that over here as well. CD.

Okay. CD. And then we're going to go ahead and say get this one going first.

All right. Well, my my results are going to be extremely offuscated and very hard to track, but [ __ ] it.

So, that's the first one. We got the tennis bot going through. I could kind of manually test them. No innings in cricket. One side try to make as many

cricket. One side try to make as many runs in one half of the game. The next

half the other side tries to beat it.

Huh. Interesting. Okay.

Interesting.

Thank you.

Okay. Let's go here and say MLB. Let's

get you over here, Stinky.

So, we got an MLB bot and a tennis bot here today. Beautiful. Beautiful.

here today. Beautiful. Beautiful.

Beautiful.

Close them both. Okay, now we're cooking.

freaking sinkbot is being built. Okay,

we built it.

Cricket 101 for trading since you asked.

IPL equals T20 format. Two innings, 20 overs each or threehour total. Any one

one team bots sets a target score. Any

two other team chases that target halfway.

End of inning one. That's when we stop bidding.

Right now, there's one IPL match live on Poly.

ESPN shows is currently the second innings.

So, this one would be actually cancelled since we're halfway through. Scans Poly

Market. Okay.

Um, let's see though because I think there's more than one, right?

ESL.

That's why.

Great job with explaining this. I

understand cricket. Now, one thing I do not know I noticed is that we don't have the uh the other league as well in here.

It looks like there's two leagues.

Okay. So let's see what's going on with pump fund up here in hyperlquid buybacks circulated at 8.8 market cap weekly

buyback is 9.2 that's 479 ms it would take 18 years for hyperlquid to buy back 2.7 years versus 18.4 years.

Even that 18.4 years is generous because Hyperlid doesn't burn. The half just holds the hype. So technically, they never buy back the whole supply in the same way Pump Fund does. They're just

accumulating tokens in a team controlled wallet. That's sketch.

wallet. That's sketch.

Soccer 4 billion global cricket 2.5 billion. Holy helly, dude.

billion. Holy helly, dude.

See what's going on with soccer.

Friday. Nah, not enough action on soccer here. But maybe this weekend I'll do it.

here. But maybe this weekend I'll do it.

Soccer is clearly the biggest sports in the sport in the world, right? Thank

you, Dixie. I appreciate that.

All right. So, we're all over these sports

right. So, we're all over these sports and the one thing I haven't been able to figure out here is esports.

Gamer Legion.

I haven't figured out esports yet. Just

don't know how like these games work really. So CS2,

really. So CS2, I suppose it's fairly similar to regular sports, but I got a little distracted from this esports stuff. And that's okay because there's so many opportunities. I

got to attack them all. I got to collect them all, dude.

Geopolitics kind of boring tech.

thing is is I won one of these Elon I won one of my first Elons and I got to make sure it's still running because that's this tricky thing here is I think I might have ran it inside of my app so

it's not running now.

Weather boss weather no G. That's what's going on. Okay, I don't

G. That's what's going on. Okay, I don't even have the Elon one running anymore, but I got hella things testing. I'm

testing hella things. And

you know, I I want to keep I want to keep this balance going down. I mean,

it's cool if it's going up. That means

it's easy, but I don't I don't expect to leave here with money, dude.

I shouldn't. I should be losing more than I'm winning.

Does that make sense?

I'm not going hard enough. My balance is going up. I'm not going hard enough.

going up. I'm not going hard enough.

I'm not testing enough ideas. I'm not

finding enough losers. I'm looking for losers, dude. Cuz within the trash, you

losers, dude. Cuz within the trash, you know I'm the trash, man.

Got to search through the trash, man.

All right, let's go ahead and get this then.

So, I have a Elon tweet bot here. Can you send me the full path? Thank you.

path? Thank you.

Both leagues are now polling perfectly.

Now we have sports as well for um cricket.

Some people aren't using claw codes still. Uh

still. Uh suckers.

I'll trade you cricket.

Cancel both of them. Perfect. So, we

place three bids. Um, I'm trading the Toronto Blue Jays tonight.

I got Toronto winning tonight. I got the Mets winning tonight. I got the Pirates winning tonight. Okay.

winning tonight. Okay.

I've got uh Ashlin. No, I'm betting on Payton. Okay.

Ashlin. No, I'm betting on Payton. Okay.

Paula Haley Madison, Mad Dog, Magdalena, Jessica.

Third set. Not Not entering. Perfect.

Looking good. Looking good. Elizabetha

already in position here. I won this one. I just need to claim it now.

one. I just need to claim it now.

Iva Jovic.

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Wheat markets must all be elong.

Hey, they got CZ.

awards movies music YouTube Mr. Beast.

There's so many unique models you can make. I got the weathers going on. The

make. I got the weathers going on. The

weather is here. I've already built that out. The mentions

out. The mentions I haven't done anything with mentioned markets.

They released it on purpose yesterday.

For real.

Mention markets could be cool. It looks

like there's a lot of them. Let's look

at this uh on purpose thing.

Wait, Salesforce owns part of Anthropic.

Is it true that Salesforce owns part of Anthropic and what percentage do they own? Um I just saw that Salesforce put

own? Um I just saw that Salesforce put in 500 billion now worth 38 billion.

What is that in representation to their uh their market their market cap and is this a way to get exposure to anthropic?

I know Zoom is an exposure uh Amazon is exposure compared to those based on the get status. There's several

here.

Let me just go ahead and open this up myself. Code dot

myself. Code dot code dot esports esports call she polyfather boss

back testing mention Marcus scanner What?

Am I tripping? No. No. I definitely

built a Elon bot.

I definitely built it. It's right here, bro. What you talking about? What you

bro. What you talking about? What you

talking about? A How am I even trust you? You can't even find a [ __ ] bot,

you? You can't even find a [ __ ] bot, bro. Lock in.

bro. Lock in.

Okay, let's get that Elon bot cooking as well.

T cuz I had it cooking earlier, but and it got a couple wins. Maybe one, I don't know.

Okay, there we go. Searching for active tweets. Okay, so we got Hella Boss

tweets. Okay, so we got Hella Boss going.

Amazon put in 8 billion.

This guy is actually cooked. You're so

cooked bro.

doesn't make you innocent.

This guy is so cooked.

You could buy every if you if you steal people's money, you should be a good investor, dude. You should if you have

investor, dude. You should if you have that much money you're stealing from people. Come on, bro. Stop flexing that.

people. Come on, bro. Stop flexing that.

Sit your ass in jail. Shut up.

in my YouTube videos or my channel lived in NYC for two months and haven't seen a single person under 30. Huge move.

Anthropic is going fully open source rev not seeing anything about this anthropic thing.

He announces strategic acquisition of phase media.

Okay.

April Fool's jokes are supposed to be jokes.

Okay. Well, cool.

I don't see anything about that.

So anthropic claude code.

All right. Nothing new here.

right. Nothing new here.

look into that anthropic thing I was saying.

So yeah, Salesfor owns a piece of piece of anthropic 2 to 4%.

Highest concentration is zoom.

Zoom is the purest proxy bet. there 750

million investment 20 to 50 MS Salesforce 12 15% Amazon Google are too massive anthropic is a rounding air okay so

interesting so it looks like there is exposure here to anthropic via Slack not Slack but

they also own Slack Salesforce highest concentration It's interesting.

All right. Well, I'm going to take 10 maybe like 10 minutes. I'll be back.

Much love to you.

Damn, the data is since March 14th. It's

hella long ago.

I'll fix that.

Let's go ahead and fix that right now.

Let me get logged into the moon dash here.

Appreciate that feedback.

Hey, on the moon.com/arrenena/doccks,

it says that the data is updated hourly, but when they download the actual data, it only goes to March 14th.

So, it looks like we have some sort of problem there. Please go

ahead and make sure that it's updated.

Um, it probably not hourly. Just do it twice a day.

I think hourly would be excessive since we are um running into those issues anyway.

the link for a Zoom call is broken.

Damn dude.

My bad.

The link is down.

Um, yeah, maybe this link right here, moon.com.

moon.com.

Hope it's all right now.

Let's go to um Electron here. Not

electro.

Skipping in.

Already have order. Already have order.

Perfect.

Order live.

Oh, damn. I'm losing on this one. Payton

vers Ashlin already in position. I think I just need to claim my cash there. So, let's go check in on this game here. I have the

favorite, which is Payton.

P&L here is I'm down 11%. So, let's go check out that game. Dude, sports here.

Tennis. I can't believe it. Tweaked out

this morning and now I'm trading tennis.

Jesus.

Game view.

Damn, I got Ashlin Krueger and I'm getting smoked.

Positions. Why do I have open orders as well?

I'm confused about this. I think this is lowkey a bug. So, let's go fix it.

All right. This is referring back to our tennis one. We've got a tennis bot. And

tennis one. We've got a tennis bot. And

for some reason, I've got open orders here as you can see. But I also have a position. So,

position. So, it's a little confusing to me.

Also, I don't know why it's on both sides.

Oh, because I see what's happening.

We need to track that, right? So, what

happened is I think one of them was the favorite before and now the the match is just going the other way. So, they're

not the favorite anymore. So, what

happened is now we're bidding on both of them.

Why does it still have a open order is my question.

on Krueger when I'm in a position on Krueger.

That's the bigger question because trading both sides that's fine but this is not true.

Chill. So essentially, I don't want to have another open position for something I've already have a position open for.

You see what I'm saying?

Do you hold short shares? Okay, good.

All right, so I'm I'm one for one on this uh tennis stuff. I'm one for two.

I'm one and one.

Assuming I lose this.

Oh, but I'm up on this one. Sick, dude.

Say by the bell.

So, I got two games I'm watching right now, and I need Krueger to win here.

First off, no, I don't need Krueger to win. Who do

I need to win, dude?

All positions here. Krueger here.

Okay, I got Krueger here. I got Krueger.

And I'm getting smoked. So, it's okay.

It's okay. We'll breathe. We'll breathe.

We'll we'll we'll we'll lose. We'll

lose. We'll lose with pride.

Um, let's go here and see all of the So Krueger second set.

Hey, so I got that one and I also have another one, Magdalena.

So, I got Anna Bonder.

I got Anna Bonder here on this one.

And this is the current game. I believe

they lost. Payton lost the first one.

And no, Payton won the first one. And

I've got Payton favorite. No, no, no.

I've got Ashley Krueger. So, I need Krueger to

Ashley Krueger. So, I need Krueger to win it. She's getting smoked right now.

win it. She's getting smoked right now.

So, I need Krueger and Bonder.

I'm gonna write them both down because I've never heard of either of them.

Krueger and Bonder Bondar.

All right. So, we got two bets here.

Thank you for coming through today. We

built this all here today. That's fine.

Damn.

Okay. 55 Bondar. We need one more point here. Let's go Bondar. I wish we could

here. Let's go Bondar. I wish we could watch these games. That'd be fun.

Let's see who won today's live um prize here cuz somebody won and it wasn't me.

Leaderboard here. Okay.

So, Tupac is still killing it.

Let's check the five minute. Who won

yesterday? Shy Crypto's here already.

So, it's cool to see new people in here every time.

history here.

The dav, dude.

He won.

Beautiful. Nice. New winner. New winner.

I like when there's new winners.

I got Krueger and Bondar. Remember that.

Krueger and Bondar.

Those are my two shorties today.

I'm not building anything right now at this current second. I'm watching my bot trade here. I got three bots built

trade here. I got three bots built today. I built a cricket bot, tennis

today. I built a cricket bot, tennis bot, and um a baseball bot for Poly Market.

Now I'm just getting all my thoughts together.

I'm going to keep pushing. Right now,

I'm watching this game. I'm watching the scores of the game.

Watching the scores of a I'll send you the replay, bro. Bro, I'm

actually about to bounce here now.

Um, but long story short, I'm just looking at the women's tennis games. three

rounds, uh, the three round games.

So, I'm not a big tennis guy, so a lot of today's replay is going to be learning how to how tennis even works.

But think I'm going to go get that replay up to you guys here in a minute. Uh, but

other than that, I hope you have a beautiful day. If you need anything from

beautiful day. If you need anything from me, you can come back to tomorrow's stream.

It's at mundave.com. I'll get that set up now.

Mundave, if you want to go ahead and join and learn everything, that's at mundave.com/go,

mundave.com/go, but I'll catch you some other time. Much

love to you.

Thanks for coming through.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

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