I Tested 1-Star vs 5-Star Cruises

I'm testing the worst one-star cruise you can possibly get versus the world's first five-star cruise. I'll be

comparing the activities, the various foods on each cruise and the overall comfort of each ship, all to find out just how big of a difference is a one-star versus five-star cruise experience.

Starting with the one-star cruise, Margaritaville Axi Paradise. Oh boy.

Despite being the worst cruise in America, people seemed excited. Look,

this guy's even taking a picture. And

I'm excited, too. This is going to be quite the adventure. This is my first time ever on a cruise. I don't know if this is good or bad, but I think to me it actually looks kind of nice in here.

Do we just go to our room?

>> Yes.

>> Okay. Thanks.

>> Made it to my room. I do have claustrophobia, by the way. I think we should kick this off with a quick room tour. Upon entry, you walk into a

tour. Upon entry, you walk into a mid-century modern room with nothing but a breeze written above a circular Spongebob window. And to the right, we

Spongebob window. And to the right, we have a restroom. Honestly,

not that bad.

Also, I don't see any huge stains, so that's a good thing. I may have spoken too soon because upon closer inspection, there was actually a decent amount of wear and tear and stains.

As for the room itself, it kind of just feels like a really small hotel room map wall. I kind of like that. And here's

wall. I kind of like that. And here's

the view out our window. I wonder what's inside those shipping containers. There

are rooms that don't have windows on this ship. The bed actually looks pretty

this ship. The bed actually looks pretty big, so that's a plus. I do see some stains on it though. That is that is a little worrisome. Oh.

little worrisome. Oh.

Oh. Yo, those are not clean. Bro, I've

been pretty nice so far during this room tour saying it looks pretty clean, but these bed sheets are not.

>> Which is unfortunate because out of all things, I think I care most about the bed being clean again. What is that?

Why? What was someone eating pasta sauce on here?

>> I also noticed these waters for $5 each, which unfortunately I did have to guzzle cuz I was quite parched.

>> Is that a leak? Okay, I don't know for sure if that is a leak, but it does look like some sort of patchwork to me.

>> I think we should check out some of the activities now on the ship. Bro,

someone's banging on my door.

>> All right, just kidding. I actually

invited Gavin with me on this excursion.

However, I am realizing now, I'm not even joking, I don't know where the where's the other bed. There's supposed

to be a pull out bed in here. When I

booked this room online, I knew my friend Gavin would be joining me. So, I

specifically booked the room that showed a pullout bed coming out of the wall.

So, I went down to guest services to complain and there was already quite the line.

>> So, we have a problem. I thought it was the room that had like a a pull down guest bed or something like that. I

didn't see one anywhere in the room.

>> No, they can split your bed.

>> Good news. They can split the beds.

>> Oh. Oh, on the thing. It had like a pull down. It had a pull down on the wall.

down. It had a pull down on the wall.

Evidently, this was a problem for other friend duos on this ship, but we were able to split the bed no problem. So, I

guess it's all good.

>> My mattress is a little dilapitated.

>> You've been reading the dictionary. What

is dilapitated?

>> This safety video randomly popped up on the TV when we were watching and it kind of scared me, not going to lie. Also, I

found this Easter egg of the remote, which I missed during the room tour.

>> I'm trying to get some grub right now. I

think this is a buffet. It is a buffet with some pretty good-looking food. But

as I kept walking, I noticed there was an outdoor food bar with complimentary cheeseburgers.

Okay, not the worst thing in the world.

After lunch, I made my way to the main deck and I had a feeling that some shenanigans were about to happen.

>> Miss Columbia 2023, Miss Andrea.

>> Yes.

>> Okay, I can't share the sound cuz I'll get copyright strike, but they were asking people to come dance and only this one guy came up, which was kind of awkward. But then they announced a

awkward. But then they announced a competition for a prize only for the ladies. Evidently, this game was how

ladies. Evidently, this game was how long can you hold out your arm while holding a beer? I did not realize they do competitions like this. If there's a guy's competition, I'm going to enter.

>> Good news, there is a guys competition, so I hesitantly joined.

>> Wait, what? What's the competition?

>> You'll find out in a sec. Okay.

>> I had no idea what I was signing up for, but fun fact about me, I am rather competitive, so I was locked in.

>> She wants to see your muscles, boys. She

wants to see your muscles.

>> As a married man, I was about to step out of line right now, but the actual competition was nothing weird.

>> So, this one is the last man standing.

So, you all will get down and do push-ups. Now, the last person standing

push-ups. Now, the last person standing will win a free cruise for two.

>> With a free cruise for two on the line, I was ready to go to war.

>> Let's go.

>> I can't play a lot of the sound because they were playing copyrighted music.

But, let me just say this competition was not very well thought out by the host because I think we all should have been on the same push-up count. But

since we weren't, it made no sense to go fast. So, my strategy was to go on a

fast. So, my strategy was to go on a nice slow pace in hopes of being the last man standing.

And just like that, there was only five of us left. But I was kind of getting annoyed of going slow, so I decided to full send it.

>> I knew this might not be the best strategy to win, but I just felt like it was the right thing to do.

All right, let's stop this. All right,

look. You're both walking away with a free cruise for two.

>> I was prepared to dance battle.

Honestly, I thought that's why they stopped us. Anyway, let's move on, shall

stopped us. Anyway, let's move on, shall we? What's your name, sir?

we? What's your name, sir?

>> Yo, man.

>> Y man. I love that name. Nice to meet you.

>> Nice to meet you, sir.

>> This is my first cruise. Any like tip for me or what? What should I expect?

>> Yes, it depend on you that for us. Okay,

>> let's go. Let's go. Thank you.

>> Thank you.

>> Nice to meet you. Yo, man seems like a great guy. And I came back to the room

great guy. And I came back to the room with the beds made. Anyway, would you look at that? This ship is moving, people. I'm lowkey getting a little

people. I'm lowkey getting a little seasick seeing the cruise move like this. I'm just going to try not to think

this. I'm just going to try not to think about it. Unfortunately, no, I'm not

about it. Unfortunately, no, I'm not joking. And my seasickness only got

joking. And my seasickness only got worse as we got farther out. However,

they did sell medication and this anti-nausea wristband. I already got

anti-nausea wristband. I already got motion sickness.

>> All right, >> we're about to do a speedun of the ship. We are in floor three right now, which is the lowest floor we can go on. Floors 4 through 7 are just rooms. We are on deck eight.

And guys, I think there's an arcade in this one.

>> Anyway, moving on to deck 9. Call me

crazy, but for being a one-star cruise, I actually like this area a lot. I feel

like it seems pretty fancy. And there's

a sushi joint, which we're probably going to try. That might not help with seasickness. Look at this. We have

seasickness. Look at this. We have

oceanside view.

>> Yeah, but if you sit, you cannot see. I

was certainly risking feeling even more sick by eating sushi on the worst rated cruise. And it wasn't complimentary. I

cruise. And it wasn't complimentary. I

did have to pay for this.

>> Not going to lie, this looks pretty good. Tastes pretty good, too.

good. Tastes pretty good, too.

>> There's also a casino on this deck, aka the adult arcade.

>> The slot machines are rigged anyway.

Honestly, >> only if she's only if she >> We want to be her her playing it.

>> Oh, cuz she always wins.

>> Oh, okay. I'm not sure if that guy was being satirical, but yeah, we just strolled through here. I'm not much of a gambler. We're going to go up to deck 11

gambler. We're going to go up to deck 11 now. As you can see right there though,

now. As you can see right there though, they have the uh emergency boats in case we need to get off. It's not very uh lively right now. But what about the nightclub? I've never been in a

nightclub? I've never been in a nightclub in my entire life.

There's no one in the nightclub. I think

it's cuz it's not like midnight yet.

>> But there were a lot of people in this theater watching a live show.

>> I don't know what I'm watching.

>> Yeah, we left after about 30 seconds. We

were headed back to the room and Gavin got called out. Game show, guys. I don't

even know what this is.

>> Yes.

>> This is going to be very, very tough.

Very, very tough. And tonight,

stop it.

>> Otherwise, I have to separate you.

>> Tonight, we are going to find out which Dre is the best.

>> Is this going to be a dance battle or what?

>> It was not a dance battle. The first

game was really weird and I felt bad because I could tell it made Gavin kind of uncomfortable. The second game they

of uncomfortable. The second game they had to match numbers really quickly and this was the final game.

>> Hip hip >> hooray.

>> Hooray.

>> What are you doing? You are in the middle like freezing.

>> He's out.

>> Yes, ma'am. You are out.

>> I genuinely feel bad. I think Gavin hated that whole thing. I hope to see you guys in the morning. Today is a day at sea and I have some fun things planned. But first, I grabbed some

planned. But first, I grabbed some breakfast from the buffet. And I'm not trying to sound picky, but I got to be honest, this sausage just did not taste right.

Right around the corner is the pickle ball court. Can we play doubles?

ball court. Can we play doubles?

>> Yeah, >> let's do it. Dude, you guys think you're going to win or no?

>> 100%. Pride comes before destruction.

>> It was a close match and I had a blast playing pickle ball, but a lot of folks were outside now just hanging out and it looks like they were enjoying their day.

How do you guys like this cruise?

>> Uh, I got mixed feelings about it. Staff

is is great. Not crazy about the room.

You know, the cabinetry, everything is small, the shower's small, everything is small, but I guess it's what you pay for.

>> What do you think of this one so far?

>> We like it. It's a chill vibe, but it's still a lot of stuff to do. The shows

are great. That's the best show I've seen.

>> Anything not good so far?

>> The food is not the best.

>> Okay. What do you think of this cruise?

>> It's good, man. This is a good place to get away. The only thing that that kind

get away. The only thing that that kind of I ain't going to lie like it it like they had an additional $100 fee. I

should have checked that out before I got here. But outside of that, I've been

got here. But outside of that, I've been having a good time though.

>> Unfortunately, I forgot to run really early and now this track was quite busy.

It's probably best to come here early in the morning.

>> Sorry. Do you mind if I squeeze by you?

So sorry. Thank you.

I'm wearing swim trunks, by the way, but just wanted to show the showers are not the biggest, but overall, I guess it's not terrible. Folks, we're now

not terrible. Folks, we're now momentarily docked at the Bahamas for a fun excursion that Margaritaville offers with their cruises. And part of the excursion was being able to enjoy the beach a little bit while eating a native

Bohemian dish. All right, I've never had

Bohemian dish. All right, I've never had cracked conchk before. Let's try it.

Tastes a little bit like fried chicken.

We're off to see the pigs now. The whole

group is coming. I'm a little scared.

>> Why am I scared, you might ask? Well,

apart from being kind of a wimp with animals, these pigs have been known to actually bite people. No, I'm dead serious. People have gotten severely

serious. People have gotten severely injured from this. In fact, one of my friends who's also a YouTuber got his finger bit while he was doing this excursion.

>> Hey, what'd you get, James? I CAN GET MAD.

>> I GOT MY SKEWER. We got to watch our fingers. Gavin's tempted to eat it.

fingers. Gavin's tempted to eat it.

>> I'm going to be the pig's favorite customer.

>> Oh, there's Oreo. There's Oreo. I see

why they call him Oreo.

>> Wait till they get to me.

>> How are you?

>> In my humble opinion, I don't think it was that bad. But does it compare to the Ritz Car? And now we're at the world's

Ritz Car? And now we're at the world's first five-star cruise, the Ritz Carlson.

That's right, folks. The Ritz Carlton literally won the world's first five-star cruise. In fact, just days

five-star cruise. In fact, just days before I went on this adventure. And

upon arrival, I got to skip the entire line because I got the owner's suite.

But more about that later.

>> Good afternoon. Welcome.

>> Hello. After greeting the entire staff, I was personally escorted to my room again because I was in the owner suite.

>> Welcome.

>> I told her I had it from here. So, my

mother and I, who's joining me on this journey, eventually found our suite.

Folks, this isn't just a room. It's a

full-on condo on the seas with a private patio and a hot tub. I mean, this is quite the stark contrast from the Margaritaville room. Mom, how are you

Margaritaville room. Mom, how are you feeling?

>> Blessed. Wonderful. This is

unbelievable.

>> You deserve to relax while I give the people a room tour. Upon entry, we walked right past a guest bathroom. You

heard me right. A guest bathroom. And

wow, this table is fancy. Here, guys.

Smell these flowers. These flowers are a nice touch. I think this Ritz Carlton

nice touch. I think this Ritz Carlton replica yacht might actually be chocolate. Only one way to find out. It

chocolate. Only one way to find out. It

is. They also left us this note that explained we had an exclusive tour of the captain's area later. That'll be

fun. Now, I don't want to hype it up too much cuz I did pay a boatload for this.

See what I did there? However, the

amount of space you get in this suite, I feel like is ridiculous. But moving on to the bedroom.

What the >> good one, Mom. I actually laughed while I was editing that. Moving on, there's this huge closet and a very spacious bathroom. Wow. Okay. I mean, if you were

bathroom. Wow. Okay. I mean, if you were just in this bathroom, you would think you're at like a fancy hotel.

>> But my favorite part about this room has to be the private patio. You

>> got lounge chairs, a couch, a table, a shower, and a hot tub. Let's see if it works.

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the description. And now, let's get back to yacht life on the Ritz Carlton. I'm

officially hungry. Let's see what's for lunch on this five-star ship. Are those

non-alcoholic?

>> This is non-alcoholic.

>> I can already say confidently that the vibe of this ship is completely different than the vibe of Margaritaville.

>> Also, fun fact, we just passed a jewelry store. Yeah, they had Rolexes for sale

store. Yeah, they had Rolexes for sale here and other things I don't care about, but I do care about food, so I was excited.

>> Wow, good job.

>> Let me tell you, it looked and smelled amazing. And by the way, you can order

amazing. And by the way, you can order as much food as you want, and it's complimentary. Probably because you

complimentary. Probably because you spent your life savings to get on the boat. Nevertheless, that is very nice.

boat. Nevertheless, that is very nice.

What's the best thing on the menu?

>> The best thing on the menu, be sprayed chicken.

>> I'm just going to get whatever you think's the best. Then you recommend it.

It was at this moment I knew I was at serious risk of gaining like 10 lbs on this cruise if I couldn't exercise self-control. In other news, something

self-control. In other news, something very special I forgot to mention is that with my room I get my very own sweet ambassador, which in case you don't know what that means, she's basically here to help us with whatever we need during our

stay, including helping me organize the most insane party you've ever seen in your entire life on the last day of this cruise. But more on that later.

cruise. But more on that later.

>> Hello, >> Hilda.

>> My name is Hilda from the Philippines.

>> Let's go, Hilda. What's the most fun thing about this cruise?

>> Um, every day, sir, we're we're having a surprise for you.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> Hilda is absolutely amazing. We'll see

more of her later. Now, we're going to deck 9 to meet the captain. I have no idea what this is all about. Basically,

you were only invited to this if you were in the owner suite or if you had a Ritz Carlton credit card or something like that. But, there were only about

like that. But, there were only about six of us on the whole ship invited.

>> Michael, nice to meet you.

>> Good afternoon and uh welcome aboard Elman. Welcome to the bridge.

Elman. Welcome to the bridge.

>> I loved our captain's accent and he was basically explaining how the ship worked, which I had no idea what he was saying, but it was cool to be in there and see everything. Captain Mario,

question. How does this not sink?

>> Oh, um, thanks to Arimed.

So, um, the the amount of water we are displacing underwater is is huge is equal to the the weight of the vessel.

We keep our water tightness. We'll keep

on floating.

>> This is a smart man. I can touch it.

It's not going to move the ship.

>> Okay. You promise?

>> I promise. All right.

>> I can't turn it. Yeah. Yeah. You scared

me.

>> You can turn it.

>> Are you sure?

>> Yeah.

>> All right.

>> I heard something going on on the main deck and I think it was the welcome party. And I'm here not just to enjoy

party. And I'm here not just to enjoy it, but I'm on a mission to make friends and invite them to my party in my room on the last day of the cruise.

This is basically like the uh welcome party. Think about the Margaritaville

party. Think about the Margaritaville cruise where I did the push-up competition at the beginning. And as you can see, it's definitely a different vibe.

>> Scotch and water. Hold the scotch.

>> Huh? Dumb joke.

>> Thank you, sir.

>> When's the push-up competition? We get

it. You won, Michael. Shut up. This

looks great.

>> I don't know what this is.

>> Okay, the food was absolutely exquisite on this cruise. Literally, except for whatever I just ate. That was horrible.

Although it's super nice. I don't know if I necessarily uh fit in here. It's

mostly older adults conversating and I'm sure talking about I don't know whatever adults talk about, but if I want to have a cocktail party of 10 people in my room, I got to make friends.

>> I'm Sarah >> and Evan. Is this y'all's first cruise or no?

>> Yeah, it actually is.

>> It is.

>> Wow. Kind of an interesting first cruise. What do you guys think of this

cruise. What do you guys think of this cruise so far?

>> We're excited, man. I mean, we just got engaged.

>> I'm in the owner suite and I actually have a uh 10erson cocktail party that is paid for. I don't know if you guys have

paid for. I don't know if you guys have time but >> would you be down?

>> No way, dude. Let's go.

>> Only time will tell if they actually show up to my party, but tentatively that's two people.

>> Well, you can see the owner suite and join the cocktail party.

>> Okay.

>> Potentially.

>> Potentially.

>> Potentially.

>> Another hesitant two yeses. We're on a roll, folks. Sorry. Let me make sure my

roll, folks. Sorry. Let me make sure my mic's on. What's your name?

mic's on. What's your name?

>> Michael.

>> Jackson.

>> My name's Michael, too. Nice to meet you guys. So, I have the owner suite. They

guys. So, I have the owner suite. They

gave me like a 10person cocktail party.

Yeah, super random, but if you guys uh potentially want to join the cocktail party now that we're like friends, >> 100%.

>> Heck yeah. Let's do it.

>> That's the confidence I needed. I felt

good about those two. In other news, it was time for our first dinner on this ship, and safe to say, my mom and I were very excited. We're at a luxury sushi

very excited. We're at a luxury sushi restaurant. It looks nicer than the one

restaurant. It looks nicer than the one from Margaritavville. But does it taste

from Margaritavville. But does it taste better? We'll see. Mom, the ship's

better? We'll see. Mom, the ship's moving. Do you feel it?

moving. Do you feel it?

>> Yes. You?

>> Yeah. The ship was moving. And my poor mother looked like she saw a ghost.

The food is here. And I know this is making your mouth water. I'm sorry.

>> Yep. That's the best sushi I ever had in my life. Just had dinner and I need to

my life. Just had dinner and I need to unwind. I think I know just the thing.

unwind. I think I know just the thing.

That's right. My private jacuzzi. And

let me tell you, she was bubbling.

This is nice. Tomorrow we have so many activities planned and these are things I thought I would never get to do in my entire life. Let's just do the dramatic

entire life. Let's just do the dramatic effect where I'm going to bed and then wake up in the morning.

I don't know if we're going through a storm or what, but this yacht is shaky as heck.

What the heck, bro? I don't know why, but it sounded

bro? I don't know why, but it sounded like Shamu was slamming against the side of this ship all night. The sound of it on video doesn't do it justice, but I was eventually able to go back to sleep.

>> Good morning. I think I hear plates clanking.

>> Do you think we ordered enough for us to?

>> Yes, sir.

>> Okay, I know this looks like a lot, but hear me out. I don't try fivestar food that often, and these portions are low-key not that big. I also invited Hilda to join us thinking it would be breakfast for three, but I'm not sure if she was allowed to. I think if I want to

try everything like those pancakes over there, I might just have to keep switching seats. This is not the best

switching seats. This is not the best video to watch if you're hungry. I'm

sorry. Or maybe it is. I don't know.

Anyway, we've arrived at the Virgin Islands. Look how beautiful this is,

Islands. Look how beautiful this is, guys.

And while we're docked, they have boats that go to the islands literally every 15 minutes. So, my mom and I went on a

15 minutes. So, my mom and I went on a quick excursion to see the islands where there was also these really neat caves we got to go in. And it was quite beautiful. And after taking this pick,

beautiful. And after taking this pick, we headed back to the cruise. I had to get a quick lift in so I don't become obese from all the food I'm eating. And

let me say, the gym on this ship was really nice. They had a lot of room and

really nice. They had a lot of room and pretty much every machine you needed.

But when I came back to my room to get ready for the water sports activities, I ran into Hilda and I had a very important question for her. Tomorrow, I

want to schedule the cocktail party. Is

that possible?

>> Certainly.

>> Up to how many people?

>> After 10.

>> Well, I invited people. I don't know for sure. Like, I don't know 100% if they're

sure. Like, I don't know 100% if they're going to show up, though.

>> They will, sir. Make sure they will.

>> They will. Okay. Wait. Can I invite you to the party?

>> Oh, I'm not sure. But I can go go here to to assist you with everything.

>> Hilda just has a servant heart, guys.

Comment dub Hilda. She told me she would watch this video. We're about to do the water sports activity. I got my fancy, ritzy, elegant swim trunks on.

Let's do this.

In case you thought this is what I meant by water sports activities, you'd be wrong. I actually did this yesterday

wrong. I actually did this yesterday before we left. I got to admit, it was a lot of fun. Okay. But on the Ritz Carlton cruise, water sports activities mean something else. They're about to open the back of the ship. We're just

waiting.

>> Do you see it around the corner, Mom?

>> Mhm.

>> Look at that. We get to float on the ocean. No way. Yes. Way. And more than

ocean. No way. Yes. Way. And more than just float, there's also activities.

>> Are there any sharks around here?

>> The sharks aren't going to think I'm like a seal or something, right?

>> All right. I know I sound like a wimp, but I've had some past traumatic experiences WITH WILDLIFE. OKAY.

>> HEY, HELP.

>> BYE-BYE. THANK YOU.

I'll race you to that island. Woo! This

is fun. Dude, these waves are beautiful.

Turquoise. Wow, guys. If I saw a shark, I would lose it.

>> For some reason, the current was pulling me pretty far from the ship, and I didn't quite realize.

>> Oh, I got to Oh, shoot. I almost just fell. I'm going to go back closer to the

fell. I'm going to go back closer to the ship. How'd I get so far already, dude?

ship. How'd I get so far already, dude?

I got drifted away.

>> For the record, this was my first time ever kayaking. Okay.

ever kayaking. Okay.

Woo!

>> I don't know if I'm doing something wrong with my paddle strokes, but it took me a good 20 minutes to get back to the ship, and I was ready to relax for a second on the floating marina.

>> Mom, you liking it?

>> I love it. Love it.

>> I I will say you will get seasick sitting here for too long, though. Just

as I was starting to relax, they pulled out these expensive doohickeys and I could not resist trying it.

>> It has a lot of torque. It has power to pull you wherever you want to go.

>> This is called a seab bob, which I've never done before, but basically it makes you aquaman.

>> All right. Oh, it's a horse. Wow.

As much fun as I was having on the sea bob, I had to take advantage of this social gathering and invite more people to my party. Sir, what's your name?

>> Pete.

>> Pete, nice to meet you. What do you think of this marina area out here, Pete?

>> I think it's absolutely incredible. I

went actually we went kayaking and got thrown off course, but it was great. It

was great.

>> Yeah, this guy's a way better kayaker than me. I know this is kind of random,

than me. I know this is kind of random, but I'm actually having a uh party tomorrow in my room. I'm trying to find friends to invite. I don't know if you're uh busy at 6:30, but uh would you be down to come?

>> We'll be there.

>> No way.

>> Yeah.

>> Pete is a legend if he actually comes.

Plus, he's a married man, so that's plus two more potentially. I don't know how this day could get any better. Oh,

what's that pop-up luxury ice cream stand? It just officially got better.

stand? It just officially got better.

But unfortunately, our day took a turn for the worst when we had to go sit through a very difficult task.

>> We're going to the spa. I got to admit, I feel a little weird right now, bro.

Hello. We're supposed to wear these in the hallway like this.

>> Absolutely.

>> I still felt a little weird wearing my robe in the hallways, but let me tell you, this spa was absolutely incredible.

About to get my massage. Let's go see you after. I'll let you know how it is.

you after. I'll let you know how it is.

Update. That was the best massage I ever had, and I think we deserve a treat for all that hard work. I don't know if I've made it clear or not, but I can pick up that phone anytime I want to order as much food as I want to the room. So, you

do have to have self-control when you get this room, >> which is why I only ordered three desserts while watching my movie.

Later on, I heard a lot of noise coming from the top deck and went to go check it out.

They're playing the music from Shrek, which I love. Unfortunately, I would get copyright strike if I shared the sound, but I still wanted to show you guys the visuals of the type of parties on this cruise.

We just turned the music off. Everyone's

booing. I don't know what's going on. It

eventually came back on, but honestly, I was kind of bored and wishing my wife was here.

>> This party is a hoop. I got some water.

>> After grabbing my morning coffee, look what I saw on the back of the ship.

That's right, a golfing tea box. I mean,

it doesn't get more ritzy Fritzy than this.

>> I'm about to hit biodegradable golf balls off the back of this Ritz Carlton yacht.

>> We're going driver.

I'm going to try to hit that island over there.

>> Whoa, whoa, whoa.

Check this out. It's not just swinging away with the driver, but they have these floating island greens. And if you make it into the third one, you get a mystery Ritz Carlton prize sent to your room. The only catch? They only allow

room. The only catch? They only allow five golf balls per guest. What about in like a whales blow hole? Would that be like a true hole in one? All right,

guys. I'm trying to win an unknown prize if I make it in the last one.

Get in there.

Down to my last attempt. Take your

guesses now if I get it.

So close.

>> Thank you, Mom. We were close.

>> Listen, I may have been sad, but there's few things in the world a five-star pizza by the ocean can't fix.

>> Oh, the salad. Yes. Thank you. We got to be healthy.

>> Y'all won't believe what happened next.

I didn't get it all on film, but as I was eating lunch, the manager literally tracked me down and informs me they had a few golf balls left before closing this for the day. And I was so thankful

for one more opportunity at this.

>> I'm blowing it. I'm blowing it, Jackie.

Literally the last golf ball of the day.

Check out what happened.

>> Is that in?

>> Yeah, >> it's in.

>> Do we get a prize to our room?

>> Yes, sir. It is on the way.

>> I heard it's a Rolex.

Let's find out together, guys. And look,

they left me a special note for a truly special achievement.

>> What is that?

>> It's like a little game set. I was

hoping it was a Rolex, but this is great too.

>> Ladies and gentlemen, it's the last night on the ship. Time to throw the most epic party this world has ever seen. The cocktail party is in 30

seen. The cocktail party is in 30 minutes. Tentatively, we invited about

minutes. Tentatively, we invited about 10 people. I just hope at least one

10 people. I just hope at least one person shows up. Do you think someone's going to show up? Me,

>> too. I'm not sure.

The food looks absolutely tremendous, but I'm really hoping that the people I invited show up. I mean, currently it's just my mom talking to the bartender. My

plan B, if no one else shows up, is to literally go on the top deck and start inviting people. But I don't want to

inviting people. But I don't want to revert to plan B, guys. I made some amazing friends these past couple days on this cruise. Despite the fact that our conversations were less than a minute each, I had the utmost faith they

would come through.

>> What's up, bro?

>> Good to see you again.

>> So glad you guys showed up. Let's go.

>> It's officially a party.

Pete, feel free to jump in the hot tub, too, if you want. Friends I didn't even know I had started showing up, and I was genuinely having a great time.

Hilda has been the best sweet ambassador ever. Thank you, Hilda.

ever. Thank you, Hilda.

>> Filipina.

>> Real talk, I'm grateful for the friends I made on this cruise. Even though I didn't know them too well, that was really kind of them to show up. And I

gave them this million-dollar bill as a parting gift, which is actually a note that shares the good news of the gospel.

Because money can't get you true joy or salvation. Only Jesus can do that. If

salvation. Only Jesus can do that. If

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