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My bags are packed. The sun is not shining. And that, ladies and gentlemen,

shining. And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the reason that we're leaving. Next

stop Manchester airport. Oh yeah.

airport. Oh yeah.

>> Now, context time. We were supposed to be going on a family road trip adventure across America. And all those plans fell

across America. And all those plans fell apart.

>> Oh boy, did they fall apart.

>> But in true Life of Tom fashion, we pivot.

>> We book an Uber.

>> And we book the next flight out of town.

And we have arrived at our destination, >> Terminal 2. I told you we'd meet again, but I just didn't realize it would be so soon.

>> All right, check in time >> where I am 99% sure our bags are going to be too heavy >> or too big >> or not even registered at all cuz Lydia has just scanned us in and it says we've got no baggage allowance.

>> An extra £55 later. Go on, Alfie. Press

the button. You ready? Go on.

He's so excited.

And I just can't hide it. Cuz ladies and gentlemen, um we're not just going off on an adventure by ourselves.

>> Yay.

>> Oh, this is one hell of a situation. I'm

not going to lie.

>> Hello there.

>> We pulled off a blinder here, haven't we?

>> Our holiday got cancelled. Their holiday

got cancelled.

>> So, why not go on a holiday >> together?

I don't think this holiday is about you and me.

>> I think it's about these two. This is a great idea. Well, you go. You go, girls.

great idea. Well, you go. You go, girls.

Thanks for letting me and my best friend hang around for a WEEK DRINKING ALCOHOL.

YES.

>> HONESTLY, it just seems too good to be true.

>> At which point are you going to tell us it's a prank?

>> It's not a prank.

>> Are you sure?

>> We could go on holiday.

>> You promise?

>> Pinky promise.

>> I think Pink is very serious.

>> Jenny is Lydia's best friend, so they get to hang out. Aiden is Al's best friend, so they get to hang out. And Aan

is my best friend. And we get to hang out >> for an entire week together.

>> Oh my gosh, dude. Where are we possibly going? You're about to find out.

going? You're about to find out.

>> We've picked up the speed because um >> there's been a final call now. You said

delayed by 20 minutes.

>> I'm starting to get the feeling that Aiman's worried.

I'll see you in a minute.

>> Whilst Aiman's running to the gate, I'm running to the toilet.

>> I need a poop.

>> I am now prepped and ready for my I thought I thought it was a 2-hour flight, but it turns out it's a 5hour flight. But I'm ready.

flight. But I'm ready.

>> So, let's go.

>> So, very says final call, but no one's on the freaking flight. W

freaking flight. W >> What is that?

>> That's a plane.

Can you say a blade?

>> No. I don't know why, but I want one of them for the 110. That looks epic. Did

he just rotate your seat 180°?

>> Oh, one one sent a text to Chris Tate and I'm sure you'll find one on Facebook Marketplace within the next 15 minutes.

But anyway, we are boarding again. I

thought this was going to be a 2hour live.

>> I didn't even charge my headphones, buddy. I got to change back and give you

buddy. I got to change back and give you better drink.

>> That's what I'm saying.

>> Goodbye England. All I can say is please bring on the sun.

>> Oh, flipping back. What are you doing?

You >> what?

>> Here we go.

Lydia's put a pack lunch bunch in my bag. Sandwich crisp.

bag. Sandwich crisp.

>> You're the best. Oh my gosh.

>> Sandwich has been devoured. Snacks are

being had. And we are currently flying over um an island, but I don't know where it is. I'm going to guess Jersey.

>> Am I wrong? I'm sorry, but who do you think you are in row 3C? Get back there. Get back there. Get

3C? Get back there. Get back there. Get

back there.

You're all right, mate. Oh my god, you're the cutest thing to ever exist.

>> It's like paying attention to a stray cat.

>> I've now got his attention and he wants feeding.

Thank you.

Not a clue where we are now, but I can see snow on the mountains.

>> Bye.

>> There you go. The bear fairy's bin. I

bought one for Aan and next minute the staff came over with another one. I was

like, "No, I've already got one." They

were like, "No, it's from the Irish."

Yes.

>> Very good. Very good. Nobody asked, but that right there is Alfie's pooping face and it's currently stinking out the entire plane. Careful cuz that'll come

entire plane. Careful cuz that'll come down on you. So, we're in the toilet for him to do his his business. Oh, what's

that? It's a poop party. Oh, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh,

yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Sick.

Wow.

Ready?

Ready?

Go.

>> Go [ __ ] yourself. What do you think?

>> Yeah.

>> I'm playing playing tunes for my new friend on the plane. Yeah. Yeah.

You can't be insulting this music cuz he's right behind you. He'll punch you.

>> He's giving it his life.

>> It's Irish folk music. Show it some respect.

I'll be taking them back. Thank you very much.

>> I got rated one out of 10.

>> Oh. Oh, he's not taken the headset off yet.

>> Here we go. Go on, Val. Get it on.

>> Oh, >> she's not ripped it off her head.

>> You like it? Yeah.

>> I didn't know you were ravers. You

should have said earlier. No man's quite a flight.

>> Or is she val?

>> Yeah.

>> There we go. We're coming into land.

Looks like Mount Fuji.

Going down.

Fell asleep on the seat and that piece of plastic didn't eat my forehead.

We're almost there. Ooh, I can see civilization. We've arrived. And would

civilization. We've arrived. And would

you look at the red rack? Okay. Don't.

It's gone blurry. Thank you, phone.

Appreciate that. How's the boo?

>> Still asleep.

>> Welcome to our destination.

>> He's woken up in another country. Yeah,

>> there's one for the tick list.

Look at you getting on the coach. They

can't say my suitcase didn't make it cuz it's right there on the floor.

>> Welcome to Mega Ruff, mate.

>> And now we're just going to hope that it makes it to here. AOK. Okay,

>> I couldn't believe that. That was my bag zoomed into on the runway. That was

crazy.

>> Here we see the man waiting for his baggage. Will it arrive or will it be

baggage. Will it arrive or will it be lost? Find out in the next 15 minutes.

lost? Find out in the next 15 minutes.

>> Don't Don't ch it.

>> We're going to get the bags. We're going

to go straight to the hotel. We're going

to get a beer and we're going to chill.

>> Hey, where do you think you're going?

>> One bag.

>> Didn't even notice it going by. Trying

to sort my vlog out and make it go live.

Got 12 minutes to do so. I'm sure I'm still late.

>> Numero entre.

Look at that. We're through and on our way to the taxi rank. Well,

>> sound the kids screaming.

>> We've made it, brother. Home of the Parent Trees and apparently the home of the uh taxi line cuz it is very long.

>> Update, it's now dark. That was a 45minute queue for taxis, >> but it went so quickly to get together.

>> She's wrong.

>> She's not wrong. That's pretty fast.

>> But yeah, that queue was three layers deep and not fun. See you there. Taxi

time. We're in the right taxi. two.

It's windy.

>> All right, folks. This is the castle we're arriving at to stay.

>> We couldn't quite make it to a magical kingdom in Los Angeles. So, we decided to head to one. Turn a reef. Little.

What is that? You found a fountain.

>> I'm supposed to be checking in right now, but I've got to show you this.

There's an actual castle in the hotel.

Oh my gosh. And they've got a light show going off on it. Oh my days. This is

insane. What? We've kind of gone from having a America road trip adventure for ourselves to taking the kids on a family

day away. I now belong to the hotel.

day away. I now belong to the hotel.

>> This is the stand.

>> Look at him. I want to go to the castle.

After traveling down the infinite hallway, honestly felt like we were never gonna get here.

>> We have arrived.

>> I don't know.

What? Talk about a room with a view. Oh,

you've got to be kidding me. Yo,

I've never seen so many pools in my life. Flipping heck. Oh, there's a big

life. Flipping heck. Oh, there's a big tree over there. By the way, just like to for legal reasons that I don't think this is a Disney hotel resort. Um, it's

just inspired by them, I think. No way.

What a nice place for him to enjoy watching the uh >> the castle lights. Um, that is for tonight because if we end up changing rooms so we're closer to Jenn and Aan,

we may end up facing like the back of the golf course. So, yeah, we might not actually see this. But as for the rest of the hotel room, look at this.

>> Snazzy.

>> Look at this. This is really nice. Oh,

big bathtub. His and hers sinks. Inside

here, we've got toilet and shower. All

very nice. Bed test.

>> Bed is massive.

>> Nice.

>> It's a bit firm, >> but it's huge.

>> As much as I want to stare and stay comfy. I'm starving. We've even got an

comfy. I'm starving. We've even got an extra bathroom.

>> I didn't pack.

>> Yeah. I didn't pack a coat cuz I was just thought, well, on a sunny holiday, we won't need one. And then uh yeah, forgot it goes cold at night.

>> I got them. I bought this jumper. I

bought Alfie loads of jumpers, but I'm actually shopping.

>> Yeah, I've got stiff nips right now, so have to do something about that. Come

on, Boo. Let's go get some food.

>> Ella, ready for some scrub?

>> Look at him.

>> Looking for his mate.

>> Look, I told you it's the never ending hallway.

>> A >> Are you glad we went to the last minute?

>> Yeah.

Nothing was going to plan back home of like logistics or anything like that.

And then the Trip of America falling apart. It was like these hallways stink.

apart. It was like these hallways stink.

Like stink stink. So it was just like you know what let's go away. Jenny and

Aiman's plans they fell apart as well.

So you was like you know what why suffer separately when we can have fun together. So that's exactly what we've

together. So that's exactly what we've done.

>> This looks well nice. So, we can eat here till half 9 and it's currently >> 8:30. You've got a pastry and coffee

>> 8:30. You've got a pastry and coffee spot here, which is closed by looks things. Sushi spot. I could mess with

things. Sushi spot. I could mess with that so hard right now, but um I think that was closed.

>> Okay, let's fill some plates. We got

paella. We got lamb chops.

>> I am a very happy fan right now cuz I've tried the pa and it's not quite sure about this thing, >> but I might try a bit later. What a

beige looking selection. But like when is a buffet not? And I'll tell you something.

>> Where's that pizza?

>> Oh man, I was a little bit worried when I saw >> some of the foods.

>> Oh, do you want to drink?

>> Aan's first sip of the all you can drink beer.

>> He's already had it, by the way. This is

his second sip.

>> And you said it's actually quite nice.

Whatever it is, just please don't be cows.

>> Even the coast is like properly like open.

>> That is nice. But I guarantee you right now it's probably 0% alcohol.

>> Dare I say it?

>> Hey, dude. No way. Oh no. They're coming

for your He's coming for his job. Oh no.

No worries.

>> I'll be matching it.

>> Even he's confused.

>> Okay, I'm looking at these desserts and there is genuinely too many to choose from. So, I'm having an ice cream a

from. So, I'm having an ice cream a toast to day one of the the hell is that Jenny?

>> Cheers to day one of >> eating ice cream at the buffet that didn't >> every single day.

It's proper holiday ice cream.

>> Look, >> what is wrong with you?

>> Are you sure we've come to the right destination?

>> Really warm.

>> It's freaking freezing. But can I just give a shout out to Mary? It's a 9th birthday according to the castle.

>> There's a nice buffet there. A nice

buffet. I'm excited to try the other restaurants and stuff. See what this place has has to offer. But um what it doesn't offer is outside seating because it's freezing. We've made it in from the

it's freezing. We've made it in from the freezing cold. Quick, take shelter. I

freezing cold. Quick, take shelter. I

bring the monkey child.

Oh, sorry about that. Shoes off. Give me

bump heads then. Shoes off.

Yeah, I for a week.

>> He's got me. No. Run away. Run away. No.

The boo. Whiskers. Lucies.

Why? I love him so much.

In your own bed on the sofa.

Ah, what a day.

What a day. High five.

Could you freaking love him?

>> What is it? Every hour

through There's a timer on for a minute and 20 seconds on it.

>> Yeah, every hour throughout the night that happens.

>> Oh, look. It's such a nice view.

>> I'm so glad we can see the castle.

>> Shut up. We're trying to sleep.

>> That's quite nice.

>> Sorry, but what a magical view of this castle we've actually got. Like, if you were any any other room, you wouldn't you wouldn't have you wouldn't have this view.

>> If you're that room there, you're just staring at another set of apartments.

Whereas this, you're just perfectly staring at this castle.

He's like, "What? Can we go in it?"

What's going to happen in 10 seconds? Is

it going to turn off or is it going to do something? 5 4 3 2 1.

do something? 5 4 3 2 1.

Oh, it's a freaking light show. It is a light show.

No way.

That is mega.

Ah, this place did look really good online, but I tell you what, that was really nice in person and it's currently pitch black, so you can't see all of it.

But yeah, light show was great, but Lydia is doing bath time with Alfie. I'm

heading upstairs and into the sports bar.

>> You said we were going to get on Friday.

We just didn't realize all inclusive do.

>> You can't do it properly in real. And we've not just got beer. We

in real. And we've not just got beer. We

got cocktails.

>> 100% pure ethanol.

>> We've made it, bro. We're playing bingo on the big telly with our phones. We've

made it.

>> I hate to tell you, mate, but your face is on the on the front of the screen.

>> So, I'm winning. I'm doing really well.

Great success.

>> I've been knocked out of the elimination. And Syndicate is in second

elimination. And Syndicate is in second place.

NO, >> YOU HAD ONE JOB.

>> One job.

>> Oh my.

>> We're going to get in so much trouble.

>> And it's all this guy's fault. But you

used to watch your videos >> back when he was 13, >> dude. 10 years later. What a journey.

>> dude. 10 years later. What a journey.

>> Okay. I was I was literally just thinking I could have just one more.

>> I'm going to blame you for the hangover.

>> I'm just doing my job.

>> What I got? Yeah. We're going to see tomorrow.

>> And I'm doing my job as a customer to enjoy this drink.

>> Dude, I'm classing tonight as a great success already.

>> Great success.

>> We said we'd niff out for a drink.

>> Why the hell am I going to say?

>> We ended up with six. Luckily, we get to blame him for it cuz we were going to go home before that one, but the main boss man made us a drink, so we couldn't say no.

>> Would you look at this? Oh my gosh. Are

we going to get married under the in the Disney prince says hotel? Oh my gosh, dude. Look at Have you ever seen so many

dude. Look at Have you ever seen so many swimming pools in your life, by the way?

You get a pool. You get a pool. You get

a pool. And you get a pool.

>> Best get together for a pine ever.

>> Right.

It's unreal.

>> What? Tell them anything.

>> I'll have to delete I'll have to delete all this footage. See you later.

Love it. It's just so bad. We were like, "Yeah, pints on Friday." Yeah, sweet.

And then thinks escorted.

>> Can you give me a high five?

after we tried to not get him to draw on the bed. And I welcome you guys to the

the bed. And I welcome you guys to the next day where oh my gosh, the sun is shining and um the wind, oh man, the wind is blowing. I've already been

witnessing the um sun lounger scramble.

People have been legging it down, putting the towels out. They've got

clips to keep them in place. But we

can't be asking that. We're going to breakfast. Listen, you've done a good

breakfast. Listen, you've done a good job at not getting it on the bed, but not the best job of not getting it on dad.

That's me one. That's me one shirt down this trip. Okay, we're off on the hunt

this trip. Okay, we're off on the hunt for food.

>> And Lydia's starting to notice something. As have I.

something. As have I.

>> But everyone seems to be wearing like fleeces and jumpers and hoodies.

It's not bad, actually.

>> Just got to make sure you're wearing a turtleneck.

>> There it is. Sun on my skin.

B E A.

Beautiful. Oh my gosh. This is

definitely the return of Fat Fat Tom.

Look at this buffet.

>> Oh my gosh.

>> A Nutella pump.

>> Don't tell Daddy.

>> More desserts. I've hit the jackpot. Oh

my goodness me. All you can eat Palmer.

>> Thank you.

>> And here we see Mother Bear showcasing a really healthy balanced diet to her son.

>> Dessert. Yeah. Right. Yes. Dessert.

Yeah. Look at Look at >> that plate. Cheese. I just basically got paralam cheese and creps. Okay. Test

time. What is the water saying?

Oh my gosh, that is freezing.

>> It's absolutely Baltic.

>> Oh dear. I've come into like the gift shop and I found the kids selection and unfortunately for my wallet, I found a gift for Alfie and I couldn't not buy it.

>> What in the shenando is going on here?

>> There's a bloody juggler on a unicycle.

What? Woohoo!

>> Yes.

>> And for my next trick. Yeah.

>> Who's that?

>> That was a great find, was it?

>> Yeah.

>> There's loads.

>> What do you think? Can I see one? Watch.

Who's it? It's Mater. It's like, whoa.

Don't give him my gift and then take it back off, man. Whoa.

>> I've never been so upset with you to go, "What the hell is that?" You never got one of them on holiday.

You were torturing everyone.

>> Oh, sorry.

>> Where did I saw you?

>> But I don't think you saw them in the really sunny alis but stayaways.

>> Who remembers them? Oh, I used to collect them. They were great.

collect them. They were great.

>> 10:46.

>> I know. That was serious.

>> This is the current weather situation.

People who are like on the sunbeds are all like wrapped in towels and loads of clothes and hats and stuff cuz it's so windy and cold. pool still freezing, >> but we got to wait for the sun to come over to warm it up. And in the meantime,

I'm having a look at the drink select.

What the heck is this? What is this?

>> Beer. Aiman, I found it. And Ken, I found it. Look at this for a spot. Swim

found it. Look at this for a spot. Swim

up edge pool infinity style deck chairs.

Sunshining beer. What a spot.

>> That is next freaking level, man.

>> Yeah, that makes sense. It's a lot calmer down here. I don't swim. That guy

has got balls of steel riding on that thing when it's wet.

>> But folks, we've made it to the water park.

>> Oh, the hotel's water park, should I say. Just an FYI, I went in the water.

say. Just an FYI, I went in the water.

It wasn't that bad. Wasn't that cold, but then the wind picked up. The spray

of the water flat kicked off and it was just bolting. The poor kids. Look at

bolting. The poor kids. Look at

It's okay. It's just a little bit chilly, that's all.

>> Look at that for a shot. Oh my god. It's

just Disneyland. Oh my god. had some.

Cheers.

>> Next stop off at the hotel destination is this place. Hey,

>> it's like a fast food diner.

>> Oh, wow. Wow. We are

>> you order at the touch screen, there's like burgers, chicken burgers, everything. Hot dogs and just like

everything. Hot dogs and just like McDonald's.

>> And then uh wait for it to come out.

>> And then very conveniently when you're waiting for your food, there's another you can drink beer pub next to it.

>> Oh, hell yeah.

>> Apparently, we ordered the entire menu.

>> Okay. Chicken wrap taste test. I'm sure

on the image it was grilled chicken, but now it's like a deep fried patty slab.

>> That's pretty good.

>> I'm sad though. My play friend's gone to sleep.

>> We were supposed to run around and play games together, but he's fallen asleep.

Look at him.

>> Unfortunately, we start to keep drinking beers together. My bad.

beers together. My bad.

>> And as for the other child, also out for the count. But yeah, we are enjoying a

the count. But yeah, we are enjoying a bit of sun.

>> We're getting a bit of sun.

>> Sun, baby.

>> You're having a really good time some bit. I tell you what, it's like the

bit. I tell you what, it's like the perfect temperature weather with no no wind. Like right now, this second, this

wind. Like right now, this second, this is perfect. But then the wind hits and

is perfect. But then the wind hits and oh my god, it might as well be minus 5.

It then doesn't help when the water sprays from rear onto you. Make you even pull the ball. Oh, you know what? It's

nice to have sunshine on your skin.

Oh, it was >> until this cloud just rolled over. Tell

them what we're doing.

>> Reconnaissance.

>> Splash free veggies.

>> Yeah. Um, as much as we like the kids water park and everything like that, when the water hits you, how bad is it?

>> So cold.

>> It's like being a freezer.

>> It's like being in a freezer.

>> We've literally walked 10 ft away from the water park and it's way better.

>> We are mugs, I tell you.

>> Not even joking. How cold is it over there?

>> Ridiculous. I'll never go back.

>> We got a week left.

>> Screw the kids in the water park.

>> We're coming up here and find somewhere to sit.

>> We found the spot.

>> And conveniently, our room's right there. Operation Relocation is underway.

there. Operation Relocation is underway.

See you up there. That sun when it's just like that is next level. Nice. E a

beautiful give or take the cloud.

>> Me and Aiman have just done a reconnaissance mission to find this place. We found the perfect spot for

place. We found the perfect spot for getting sun and it's absolutely now >> too hot.

>> No, it's not.

>> It is. I'm burning. I can feel it.

>> I need cream. Oh my gosh. That is toasty right now. Can Can I just say what?

right now. Can Can I just say what?

>> Perfect. It's perfect.

King. Cheers to the wasp. Do you know what's also really nice as well is the beer is actually beer. It's not like 1% water down stuff. It's actually nice beer.

>> So, it's a joy to en enjoy.

>> What a happy accident.

>> Hell yeah. Look at that.

>> Happy sleepy brisk.

>> Definitely getting burnt and beer all over me.

>> Try to tell me they have sangria on top.

>> I think we should.

>> Let me try it. Stop. Stop. Stop.

Looks like Rabina.

>> Tastes like It >> tastes like danger.

>> Danger zone.

>> That's not bad.

>> You can smell it before I >> It's not bad, is it?

>> It's basically sweet red wine.

>> It is exactly that.

>> I'll take 12.

>> It's a quick way to run all day.

>> Cheers.

>> Hi, welcome to Tom and Aman's guide of how to drink as much alcohol as possible. Thank you.

possible. Thank you.

>> How to run a relationship in 20 papers.

>> Don't say that out loud. Mother

wait on the vlog.

>> What's your name?

>> Mick. Mick.

>> Mick. COME HERE. WHERE YOU FROM? MICK

>> LIVERPOOL.

>> I booked you on the first day.

>> Go. Jo.

>> You watch as long as me.

>> Is that your friend?

>> Yes. My best friend.

>> What a friend. You love you as long as me, >> mate.

>> What a Thanks for watching the video.

>> WHAT A GUY.

>> IS THAT NOT THE energy to bring to the table?

>> What a guy.

>> I can't help myself. I'm back. I'm

buying Alfie more cars. Honestly, I I cannot resist. Alfie is going to be one

cannot resist. Alfie is going to be one happy chap and so are the women cuz we brought ice creams. I'll be right back.

I'm just doing 10k on me bike. What the

hell? Watch this. You ready?

>> Is that for you?

>> Dad couldn't help himself, so decided to buy Alfred more cars.

>> It's the first Cruise be.

>> Yeah. a queen, Jeff Corvette, and Cara.

>> Bought him.

>> Velocoo.

>> I didn't know how I felt about these mini ones, but they've got >> Oh, they're so cute. I love them.

>> A like a big He's not that big, but a big Mac truck >> that they all go in. Oh, we need to get it. I can't believe,

it. I can't believe, >> dude. My addiction grows, man.

>> dude. My addiction grows, man.

>> Alfie, who's that?

>> That's hilarious. Very convenient room, not going to lie.

>> Hop the balcony straight out to the sun and a beer in hand. What a day. By the

way, also at the same time, these are the Ray-B band like glasses that film, but like I'm using them for music. It's

great. I'm just like literally talking to you guys, but I've got music playing in the background. I'm just raving and you can't hear it. It's great.

>> I got a second.

Look at you two pregnoss walking past.

Bloody hell.

>> Whoa, whoa, whoa. Where you going? The

room's here.

>> So, for context, we were going to change rooms, but it's actually worked out very conveniently that we didn't because now we can nip cuz the pool lounge area is

right there. We can just nip inside,

right there. We can just nip inside, can't we? B. Come on.

can't we? B. Come on.

That was a great clip. Hello, pregns.

Hello pregnant.

Wait, stand by. Stand stand side by side.

>> Oh man, you two are ridiculous.

How many How many weeks pregnant are you?

>> I don't know. How old are you?

>> 27, too. So, you're 28 now.

>> What are you?

>> 26 at our house, maybe. 10 days between.

>> Oh, totally didn't plan this. Best

friends didn't plan this at all. Just

happened to be pregnant together. And

then back out into the sun. kind of does feel like I'm looking like um like a B techch Disney or something like that.

But you know what? The the vibe here is just immaculate. All day massive clouds

just immaculate. All day massive clouds have pushed over us but avoided us.

>> Like literally that's all we've seen all day but we've managed to just survive in this as the clouds go that way. So

>> Harry Potter.

>> Yeah, Harry Potter's going win.

>> Piss off.

Yes, my friend.

>> The next week, >> as if we managed to get together on an all-inclusive beer holiday.

>> What a day. What? What a weekend. What a

week.

Dilly dilly, brother. Bye, boy.

Wait, did he do it? Alfie, he's doing it.

Is he not the best? He's so He's so sick.

>> Good job.

>> Good job.

>> Good job.

>> He said, "Good job." And then slap Lwood's belly like, "Yeah, you did it again, Dad. Well done."

again, Dad. Well done."

>> Think yours >> the perfect paint?

>> Not quite.

>> Wait, yours are better.

>> Yours are better. Yours better.

>> That's good. But mine's better. Cheers.

>> Dilly dilly.

>> Do they understand that we're they put us two two borderline alcoholics >> at an all-inclusive >> No, but they >> serve yourself alcohol >> hotel.

>> No, they they don't.

>> But they will.

>> They'll find out by tomorrow morning.

>> Hello.

>> Hey, guess.

>> I thought I'd see my son up here, but I found something cuter. Look at that. His

little handrint on the window. A I want to say like it's at the point in the vlog where the sun is going down, but it's not. However, wait.

it's not. However, wait.

Oh my god. No.

No freaking way. It's currently 5:00 like on the dock and there is not a single person on a deck chair. As far as

I There's one person. There's only one person on a deck chair out of this entire area out here right now. This is

crazy. By the way, when I mean this this pool is cold, I mean like that is that is cold. If I threw if if I threw Alfie

is cold. If I threw if if I threw Alfie in there, I'd have to send him to hospital straight away. That is freezing cold. If it was a heated pool, that

cold. If it was a heated pool, that would be a thousand times better. But

it's just not the one, man. It's just

not the one.

Oh, sun is still shining and everything.

>> Note to yourself, our room just over there is perfect. Like just walk out straight out here. It's not windy.

You've got no like the whole point of us coming to this hotel is to go to like the kid park where it's like water fountains, all that sort of stuff. But

the wind is that cold. The water is that cold. Like you're standing it's like it

cold. Like you're standing it's like it feels like you're getting spray with like -40° water. It's bolting. Whereas this right

water. It's bolting. Whereas this right now, this is this is very nice.

>> And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why you check where you've been sat.

Alfie would have been so sad.

L.

>> Dad saved the day.

>> I hate to believe where the sun is, but apparently it's time to get ready as a family.

Shower, get changed, and get ready for going outage. So, we will do just that.

going outage. So, we will do just that.

>> From there to here. Let me see. You're

pregnant too.

>> Oh my god. Wait, wait. Let me just No, no, no, no, no. Stand side on. People

don't realize how bloody pregnant she is.

>> That is such a good shot.

>> No, I know.

>> Apparently, I'm so bloody potent.

>> It is what it is. Welcome to the bees.

Hey, come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come come

come come come come come come come come come come come for a Where's >> here? What's that move?

>> here? What's that move?

>> This is the me and Aman music heading to book dinner reservations.

>> The scenes are immaculate. Is that is is our boy in there? Where is he?

>> Where's our cocktail combobulator?

>> Dude, the guy's a legend. There he is.

>> He's making cocktails as we speak.

Serving doing the people's work.

>> We made it. Three feet.

>> And there was free beer.

>> B E A.

>> Go on. Get it in your system, bro.

>> You paid for it. You deserve it.

>> Spit on it.

>> I've got to be honest though. You wonder

why so many people love the Irish guy in the world. I love him in the vlogs.

the world. I love him in the vlogs.

>> Okay, >> that that cold.

>> OKAY, >> it's that cold. WILL IT COME PREPAID?

THE palm trees going sideways.

>> I didn't realize Tennere is the windiest city ever. I want to go home.

city ever. I want to go home.

>> Hey, hey, guess you're fine.

>> Hey, >> I don't like it.

>> I want I want another one. I want

another one, but not here, >> dude. Look at the hook, mate. Have you

>> dude. Look at the hook, mate. Have you

seen where we're staying?

>> No.

>> No. Look. It's like It's a castle. Oh my

god, dude. Would you would you look at that? It literally is an actual castle.

that? It literally is an actual castle.

>> Now, as as good as the food is there, we met someone um in the taxi airport line.

And he's like, "Whatever you do, you have to go to Zanzibar Grill." So, we're going to try and put our name down on the table >> cuz apparently it's that good.

>> I tell you what, it looks pretty good.

Six people 7:00 if that's okay, >> please.

>> Oh, 7:00.

Yeah.

>> Yeah. Thank you.

>> Two high chairs and all that. Okay.

>> Sorry.

>> Two high chairs. Babies. Babies.

>> Yes, for sure.

>> Four. Four adults.

>> It's four adults and two babies.

>> Yes, for sure.

>> Thank you so much.

>> Name, please.

>> Great success. popped.

>> Dude, I can't wait to eat here in 2 hours time.

>> It's really that cold.

>> Ger jacket up.

>> Back into the hotel where >> the wind stops and guess what?

>> The beer keeps pouring.

>> I'm not quite sure how to work out which which way to get to my hotel room.

>> Should we ask for directions?

>> This way.

>> Yeah, they said they said if we go in here, they'll tell us they'll tell us where we need to go. I'm no astrolog.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Let's go.

>> I said, "How do we make it back to the room?" He said, "Which?" I said, "Cast

room?" He said, "Which?" I said, "Cast your he have to write the whiskey."

>> Ah.

>> Oh, no.

>> Oh, we we had to drink the alcohol. No.

>> Sick of this. Every time we keep walking into a building, we find alcohol around.

You are a bad influence.

>> I'm walking here, brother.

>> Walking here, bro. I'm walking here.

What a day. What a trip.

>> Restaurant booked. Life is good.

>> And wind is kissy.

>> You not feel like we're like moving to like a soundtrack right now.

>> So, dude, >> dude, does it not stink in this hallway?

I think the process process the monk monk musk monk. Ooh, there's a wall.

musk monk. Ooh, there's a wall.

Yeah.

My boy. YEAH.

I DIDN'T EVEN DO that and you just did it. What a guy.

it. What a guy.

I swear to God. I just I love him so much, man. Like being a dad is the best

much, man. Like being a dad is the best thing I've ever done in my life. Ever.

It would appear the mini disco has begun on the other side of the resort with whichever non-D Disney character

that is. But we're going for steak. And

that is. But we're going for steak. And

I am very much excited for it.

>> Honestly, this restaurant looks good.

>> Ignore the wind. Ignore the weather.

It's DJ time at the disco castle.

>> Okie pokey.

>> Stop recording. You're going to get sued for copyright.

>> You guys absolutely freaking sent it.

That was like >> That was like the biggest send I've ever seen. Oh my gosh. I'm so proud.

seen. Oh my gosh. I'm so proud.

>> That dance off is freaking windy.

>> Alfie, I'm sorry mate, but you're going overboard.

>> Excuse me, sir. Are you ready to go for steak dinner?

>> Cuz I am. I am actually starving.

I had that chicken wrap at lunch, but that was 6 hours ago. So,

I am Hank Marvin.

>> So, we are exiting the Oh my gosh, look at that for a sunset. Blood. Hey, bloody

hell. Bloody hell.

>> Look at that.

>> Look. We just look at Look at that view.

Oh my god.

What?

>> We're not going far for a restaurant though.

>> There.

>> From the castle to the Zanza bar. Oh my

gosh. Would we just look at it?

>> I'm ready for meat.

>> 25,000 rib eyes, please.

>> This place looks pretty good.

>> Excuse me.

>> Alfie.

Oh my gosh.

>> This is amazing. Wonderful. Yeah, you

can do this.

>> Oh, it's like that. Is it?

>> Oh, it's like that.

>> Oh, let me try the wine. I'm going to taste it before I I send it back.

>> Recreate the meme where the guy's like swirls it, sniffs it >> like a Tom Gilby. You know what I mean?

>> No, I don't have a clue what you mean.

Is it Malbeck?

from Australia.

>> Oh yes, he approves. See?

>> Oh my god. Dude,

>> cheers, brother.

>> Cheers, brother.

>> You ready?

>> I think we're ready.

>> You want to order?

>> Would you like some bread?

>> Um, what do you think? Bread.

>> Bread.

>> Hey, anchovi time.

>> Yeah.

You wouldn't think I'm a kind of guy who would eat anchovies, but I just kind of like anchovies. You ready?

like anchovies. You ready?

>> I've dropped it.

>> Okay, we take a tour.

>> Oh. Oh, man.

>> So much respect for you, man.

>> Why?

>> Disgusting.

>> Oh, that is that is pure raw meat fish in my mouth and I love it. That it's

just pure salt. That is so good.

>> Open your mouth. Prima, watch. Prima,

>> I'm not going to make you feel like >> I've never seen a man so scared of fish in his life. It's tiny.

>> Fishy, >> dude.

>> That's a fishy dish, >> dude. Yeah.

>> dude. Yeah.

>> Oh my god. If you've never tried an abro in your life, you need to.

>> Look at these guys. They're having the time of their life. Meanwhile, dish

one's here. It's called patata salata.

Eat sake. Oh my gosh. Meat too share on the table. Ready for a taste test?

the table. Ready for a taste test?

>> The result was >> Yes, we definitely ordered it medium and it came medium.

>> That's a medium.

>> Brother in Christ.

That is not medium. So, we're salving it. We got a hot plate coming. We're

it. We got a hot plate coming. We're

going to throw the meat on the hot plate. Cook it up. Tasty. Tasty.

plate. Cook it up. Tasty. Tasty.

>> And uh hope for the best.

>> Is that a cheese? Good.

>> Cuz so far.

>> I'll cook it. Yes.

>> Several minutes later. Um

we did cook it on the hot plate.

and it just was a triumphant effort worth not attempting. So unfortunately after

attempting. So unfortunately after looking at Lydia and her reactions to the food >> out of 10

>> two said two I'll give it three.

That is such a shame to the point where we're not even getting desserts.

is it was an unfortunately bad experience and we're just going to go back over to the hotel, >> dude. So painful.

>> dude. So painful.

>> It's unbelievable.

>> So freaking painful. Um,

hate to say it. Hate to say it cuz like we're staying here, restaurants there.

We got told it was really good. We said

one one poor thing. Our partners are heavily pregnant.

cooked the food.

>> Cooked the food and it came out as raw as could be. We cooked it on the dish.

We cooked on the dish. We cooked it on the dish. And then when they came at the

the dish. And then when they came at the end, we was like, "Oh, is everything okay?" We said, "No, it's not because

okay?" We said, "No, it's not because you literally brought us out raw meat and we said to cook it well." And they were like, >> "Call the police."

>> You literally said, "Call the police."

>> Yeah. It wasn't right. That's like as if like there were like everybody was like, >> "Oh, but you said it was fine." was

like, "No, we didn't. We asked for a hot plate so we could cut the meat off."

>> Wouldn't recommend.

>> I swear this is like the European tangent, and all it consists of is just, >> "Oh, no, no, it's fine." We literally threatened to call the police when we

said like, "No, you've just served us meat that wasn't cooked." And he was like, "We'll call the police."

Anyway, dude, ignore the pettiness. We're going into the theater right now. Oh my god, dude.

>> Oh my god, dude.

>> Before we go, we have to finish this before we're going for a drink.

>> She loving you. Drink it.

you. Drink it.

>> No. Wait. No. Drink. Drink. Drink.

What the >> What on earth is this?

>> What? Oh my gosh.

>> HOW How is this in just built into our hotel?

>> Sorry for the volume, but this is this is insane. What the hell is going on in our hotel?

He's absolutely mesmerized and loving it.

>> 25 minutes later, the show was amazing.

>> I won't lie, I'm knackered. Ready for

bed. And if I drink any more lip quid, I'm going to pop. So, we find ourselves >> heading back to the room. Seriously,

one more mill drop of liquid in my body explode transition.

>> Well, it is indeed now the next day and I find myself back on my way to go to breakfast.

Good morning.

>> Day two of just devouring donuts over there.

>> What's the hat? Have you caught the mustaches?

>> And we're back to the room. I can't

believe we've been gone like half an hour and they've finally managed to clean the room perfectly. Very

impressed.

>> Lazy Sunday, eh?

>> This is nice. This is very nice. Um,

I've just found the maddest picture on screen. Uh, castle jousting area. It's

screen. Uh, castle jousting area. It's

the most like random rouristy thing ever, but I'm like, it's only 10 minutes away and I kind of want to do it. I've

just sent it to him and being like, "Do you want to go and watch jousting and have beers?" Because that sounds

have beers?" Because that sounds brilliant to me.

>> What What are you doing down there? What

are you doing down there?

>> Catching the rays is what they're doing.

And I'm going to join them. Fifo

thumb.

>> Uh-oh. It's a miracle. We think they've turned the heater on. The pool is well warmer. By well warmer, I mean it's gone

warmer. By well warmer, I mean it's gone from 5° to six. You're really warm, l >> So warm. Oh, she actually is.

>> So lovely. Somebody who just said they're leaving today just gave Alfie a ball.

>> Hell yeah. It's like 15 right there.

Come on, the boy. Now we're playing.

Just realized I've been here for like 3 days. And I've still not been inside the

days. And I've still not been inside the castle. Candytopia. So I'm going to

castle. Candytopia. So I'm going to investigate it. This is probably going

investigate it. This is probably going to end up being a bad decision knowing that this guy is running along behind me.

>> Sweets and toys for days. Oh, I think we're going to regret this, bro.

Yes. I can't resist.

>> Can't resist breaking the place. Sorry.

It's not even notice them. But I found even more cars. Oh my gosh. They've got

such They've got monster trucks. No way.

Alfie, you got a bag of veon from Fast and Furious.

>> What's that?

I've never seen that one before. That's

well cool. Okay, I found a belter Hot Wheel. Introducing the minecart. What is

Wheel. Introducing the minecart. What is

if that's actually a thing? That's well

good.

>> They'll just put Minecraft in anything, won't they? Like, what is that? It's a

won't they? Like, what is that? It's a

pig car with a baby Steve in it. Which

one do you want? This one or that one?

>> He's like, "Come on, let's go." No, no, no. Come here. You get one of them.

no. Come here. You get one of them.

Which one? This one or this one?

>> This.

>> M. Big decision, eh? But will you leave the castle? Because the decision has

the castle? Because the decision has been made. Look at that.

been made. Look at that.

>> I know I spoil him, but I'm living vicariously through him because I absolutely love things like that. So, I

have no problem buying them for him.

>> Oh, we won't show mommy because she's absolutely go mode fast asleep.

>> It accidentally happened again.

>> We We accidentally came out with more.

>> Check one thing.

That is the longest we've done a whole day around here so far.

>> Food ordering time. I'm going to go for chicken wings. Chicken nuggets. Deep

chicken wings. Chicken nuggets. Deep

fried chicken bites. Thank you. That is

the way it's done. I'm a genius. Drink

this now. Take another one with us. It's

twice as much beer. That is such a bad idea.

So, we get closer and closer. Oh my god.

How did we not think of this since days?

Damn it.

>> Nobody Nobody knows. You're having a good time, mate. We've been doing this wrong. We keep going all the way down

wrong. We keep going all the way down the stairs to get to the bar, but it turns out on the other side of the castle, >> there's another bar. Oh my gosh. What?

Pina Coladas, Bah Principal, Mjito, Beach Boys, iced coffees, what? and beer.

what? and beer.

>> Got to give this place brownie points.

All you can drink Fanta lemon.

>> And bam, food's ready. Being

>> You know what? Not bad. M. Not bad.

Dilly dilly. Not meaning to panic you guys, but the weather says severe weather warning. Yellow warning, coastal

weather warning. Yellow warning, coastal event. Conditions are expected at 2:00

event. Conditions are expected at 2:00 on the 9th of March.

>> It said that though.

>> Oh, is it? But what is it for? What's it

warning again?

>> The wind. Wet wind.

>> Oh, I was say it's that wet wind that gets wet.

>> Man, we're going to be getting cooked over the next few days. People are going to start thinking we are swingingers.

Say Jenny >> I'm going on a couple's holiday. Yeah,

swinging away. No, don't be weird.

>> Do you think people are going to buy the excuse that we went to the room to to get the cards of Uno?

>> Knackered.

>> That was quick.

>> That was quick.

>> Just like you look absolutely normal.

Just bend over. I know it sounds This doesn't help, dude. It makes your back look so red. Raw. It does, doesn't it?

>> Yeah. The reflection of the light's crazy. First time playing Uno, boy.

crazy. First time playing Uno, boy.

Ever.

>> Ever.

>> You about to get sm Look how long we've been playing. We're accidentally playing

been playing. We're accidentally playing with both packs.

>> You're about to get Have you been looking at my my glasses at my reflection of my cards?

>> No. Have you been looking at my scumbag?

Have >> you been looking at mine, haven't you?

>> Yeah.

>> Uno.

>> Kapow.

>> No.

>> Smoked.

>> I finally found some health.

>> I tell you what, that is a really good solid. Like, oh my gosh, that's better

solid. Like, oh my gosh, that's better than eating any of the fast food.

[ __ ] heck.

>> That's how you know it's freaking windy, man. Ignore the trees. Look at the tape.

man. Ignore the trees. Look at the tape.

>> I honestly think I might go this entire holiday without getting in the pool. It

is that It's that cold in there. But you

know what? That pasta is that good that I've doubled up and I've got ice cream for the kids and Lydia. My freaking guy.

Look at that. Beer's on the way. My

pasta was that good that you want some?

>> I want I want a Tom concoction, please.

And thank you.

>> Sweet. Do you know what I'm going to give you guys in the meantime? Um, it's

a 110 update. a bit of a taty cam because Shenando are completely underway at the 110 and uh Chris is filming some updated videos. So, roll the clips.

updated videos. So, roll the clips.

Well, hello. Good morning and welcome.

Welcome to Tat Camp and we are on the 110 this weekend and I'm just going to give you a little update of what's been going on and there's been a fair bit while the cat's away. Might as well

play. So, this is our new exit into the

play. So, this is our new exit into the field and bottom corner. This is tasty.

Nice little dig out there. And then we have our original dropping of doom. And

then we've multiplied the dropping of doom into the mud hole. Oh my days. Now

we have the mud hole of pure slop. So

this is the real big dropping off the layby that's going in there. Ducks are

back. Ducks are enjoying our little water feature that we've built for the 110. So multi-purpose building

110. So multi-purpose building intentions. Obviously we're doing it for

intentions. Obviously we're doing it for ourselves and also for the nature. Oh

yeah. And this is it. So yeah, you and up through there. I cannot wait to see Tom 110 going through this. It's got

to be mint. You're gonna love it, mate.

And what else has been happening on the 110? Well, let me show you. It's a

110? Well, let me show you. It's a

Sunday, so things are pretty busy in the workshop. We've got a queue of vehicles

workshop. We've got a queue of vehicles waiting to go in and out of there. The

110 service department is in full swing as usual, getting a little bit of tinkering done. And also we decided

tinkering done. And also we decided to do a rather nice little bit of work for Andy the gardener because we had some lovely ornate things down at the bottom when we making the car wash and

quite heavy. So we did a little thing at

quite heavy. So we did a little thing at Andy's 110 nature trail. Look at that.

Oh, look at it. It's looking so good.

And Andy's been busy as a busy thing.

This is going down. We've got willow fences everywhere. And oh my days, look

fences everywhere. And oh my days, look at this.

But apart from that, it's nearly beer o'clock for us down on the 110. So, hope

you're enjoying yourself, Tom. See you

later. And then back to windy reality where we are here in Tennereice. I just

genuinely think these people don't down here don't know how nice and sheltered and warm and sunny it is up top.

>> And that right there should be a very happy Lydia. You know what? done all

happy Lydia. You know what? done all

inclusive holidays before, but I actually little I actually almost prefer this one because everything that you want to get, you just go and help yourself to, you

know, like rather than waiting for a wait or it takes forever or something like that, dude. Yeah. Just give me a beer tap to be able to pour me a beer.

Let me grab my own food.

>> Beautiful, my lady.

>> Thank you very much.

>> That >> Yeah.

>> Oh dear. He knows that the castle contains cars, so he's going in. Let's

just get something straight. We're going

in here to look. We're not coming out with anything. All right.

with anything. All right.

>> Okay. Put them up.

That's well good.

>> Don't know why I bought these.

They're like an awful kind of nice.

>> And I'm going to put it Alfred. I would

ask him how it's managed that. But he's

playing dumb.

Glad we're having a really good time away with each other.

Jenny's Jenny's quit. I don't want to be part of this uno group. Thank you.

>> This is where she's cooking the belly.

Yeah. Go on. Get it on there. Yeah. Rub

that belly.

>> Oh yeah.

>> Just rub it in there.

>> To say you're working financial crime and you just crunch numbers all day every day.

>> Say how [ __ ] at Uno you are.

>> I'm bad. I think it's based on the hands you don't have good hands.

>> Dude, I'm putting down.

>> Have you noticed Lydia is a massive cheat at Uno?

>> Yeah. Yeah,

>> she's terrible.

>> She just never says Uno.

>> Oh, it never says Uno. Furious.

>> Hang on. Hang on. You also changed the rules that >> I don't want to talk about it. Back to

the infinity pool. Oh my goodness me.

>> How when the kids were asleep, we did not come here. I'm so confused.

>> This is just bliss. Could you imagine walking barefoot along that volcanic stone?

>> Hell no.

>> Do you know who?

>> Tell me something profound. Go on. I

actually am going to tell you I'm going to tell you something you go on do it.

>> I went to when I was in Canada in Vancouver, right? We was really boring.

Vancouver, right? We was really boring.

We drove to a place called White Horse, right? Right up in the Arctic kind of

right? Right up in the Arctic kind of circle.

>> And on the way up, we stopped off at an Indian reservation.

>> No way.

>> And I was there with a guy called John CL was his name. And he was like we we stopped off this burial site for all these Indian ancestors and stuff. And he

was looking at this hill and he said >> thousand years ago this is a a volcano and it erupted kind of like their Pompei, you know.

Italy >> destroyed the entire community, the nation, killed thousands of people, buried them under ash. So he's like ancestors were in this ash and he was like, "We don't normally get to do it, but like feel free to pick up like an ash rock and

>> Oh, cool.

>> take it home."

>> I put it and like I shephered it home like the the entire way got to the airport, put it in a bag, >> airline lost the bag.

>> A >> that is a that is a profound story.

Cheers to that.

>> Cheers to the lost rock. bell. And

here's uh >> I'd recommend taking one of these, but but it turns out I'm the last one standing. Um and therefore, it is my job

standing. Um and therefore, it is my job to return all the towels.

Got a fair few, but Papa Ken didn't raise no [ __ ] So, I will complete the task at hand. Look at my shadow.

>> Bonjour, my friend.

>> H towels return. And two beers acquired.

towels return. And two beers acquired.

Look at that. As the sun's about to set up the apartments.

Baby, >> I have no idea what floor they're on.

>> Yay. I thought that would catch you off guard. Kish,

guard. Kish, >> you thought I was securious that I could hear Jenny like someone's at the door.

Why would they be knocking at the door?

I think it was just me with a beer.

>> And as Ken would say, >> would you just >> Look at those freckles.

Dude, I'm catching the sun.

My job is to get back from here with a >> or so I hope.

>> Where the hell am I? This is not the red floor.

>> Ah, yes. More like it. Okay, little

dude. Hey,

>> ready for food?

>> Yes. Fish bump. High five.

Let's go. Um, we need a bit of context actually. We're now going to a

actually. We're now going to a restaurant nowhere near the hotel because Lydia was like, "Oh, I used to come to Tenneref all the time when I was a kid and every time we came here, we

went to this one restaurant and it was it's it's like my family tradition when we come to Tenneref." And lo and behold, after 26 years, it's still bloody here.

So, we rang up the restaurant and they're like, "Yeah, we're still the same family run business." So, we're going to go back to said restaurant where Lydia used to go when she was a kid, just for all time sake. So, let's

rock and roll. And let's freaking hope we don't have anywhere near similar situation like we had last night. Bloody hell, that was something.

night. Bloody hell, that was something.

We're hopping in the taxis and we're heading into town and in tus 16 minutes.

We are arriving at the destination.

Yippee.

>> Wow. What a be. Do you live here?

>> For me live in >> Oh, how beautiful is this place though?

>> Wow.

>> It's so stunning.

>> Oh my god, dude. They've got an IKEA and a KFC.

I am in Bristol.

>> They've got little initi.

>> What a landscape. It's just absolutely insane, man. This landscape is insane.

insane, man. This landscape is insane.

Look at it. Look at it.

>> We actually said we're going to Arizona for crazy landscapes.

>> I tell you what, we bloody found them.

I'm just going to guesstimate that that right there is the mahusive mountain that everyone climbs. That was like an active volcano at one point cuz that is huge.

>> That's what she didn't say. We are

literally driving into the golden hour right now. This is stunning.

right now. This is stunning.

Oh my gosh. Oh my gosh.

B E A beautiful.

That's the spot right there. Look at

that. That house up on the hill.

Oh my gosh. What a view they have on the sunset. Flipping heck.

sunset. Flipping heck.

>> Okay, that's a wall. But that is >> And you ready for a bit of life law?

We've arrived at our destination. But

that hotel right there is where Lydia stayed for the first time ever in Tenneref.

>> Wow. We're going to the restaurant that I said like Lydia went to as a kid, which is an Italian. But I tell you what, wherever the nearest curry house is that I can smell it from smells

insane. Which happens to be next door to

insane. Which happens to be next door to where we're going. But here we go. Hey,

a Mondayto.

Is this bringing all the flashbacks? Oh,

is it? Is it actually?

So, so how old were >> That's where we >> How old were you then when you came here?

>> I don't I came like every year for a good while.

>> But you were like eight, you said?

>> Yeah, like eight maybe for like >> And you stayed there >> a couple of times. Felt very bougie when we stayed there.

>> I know.

>> It started off much.

>> And you've come back 20 something years later together >> with four kids.

>> Absolutely insane. But this apparently is the go-to restaurant.

>> It's been open for 26 years. I'm

squeezing crazy. Follow off your auntie.

>> I have high expectations.

>> Okay. Okay. Say it's an Italian.

Italian.

>> Yeah, I think so.

>> Muscles in stevie spicy tomato garlic broth.

>> I think it's an Italian.

>> I've given you [ __ ] since you've got it because your uh your moles are connecting.

Red skin.

>> Dear.

>> Yeah. It's the only bit that I didn't get.

>> I've just I've just seen my last clip that I filmed and I just realized my forehead looks as red as a rose.

>> I may be burnt, >> but I'm hoping by the end of the trip I am crispy gold.

>> I think they just gave Is that a free starter that you can't eat cuz you're both pregnant?

>> Unlucky.

>> It's so bad. Oh, you don't want it.

Trust me, it's awful. So,

>> I'm so glad I'm not pregnant.

>> Just got to put this out there. Um, in

between like uh food courses and just shenanigans, the women sit down and me and Aan are on non-stop. Watch, which is making sure

non-stop. Watch, which is making sure they don't run off somewhere they shouldn't bloody be. I tell you what, it's brilliant. I I have to be honest

it's brilliant. I I have to be honest though, I cannot I cannot believe that in like 2 months time there's going to be there's going to be four

If we if we >> Can you wrap your head around that?

There's going to be twice as many kids in two months.

>> Yeah. From now it's going to be insane.

>> You're going to have no hair. You're

going to have no hair left. Your hair is going to be >> I'm going to call you Baldman.

>> Baldman.

>> Bald's maximus.

>> It's going to be insane now cuz Amy's having a baby boy and we're having a baby girl. So, it's like we're literally

baby girl. So, it's like we're literally switching sides. It's crazy. It's be

switching sides. It's crazy. It's be

crazy. I'm excited. I'm not nervous at all, but I just know it's going to be a lot of work. A lot.

>> Ladies and gentlemen, are you ready? In

three two one.

Oh, wow. Your turn.

wow. Your turn.

>> Gone. Oh. Oh, he's Oh, he's still going.

Oh, he's still going. It's crashed. Go.

Next one.

Oh, awesome.

High five. Oh, he's like, "Wait, wait, wait, wait. I got the cars." Oh my gosh.

wait, wait. I got the cars." Oh my gosh.

He's getting my car for me. Thank you.

Oh, dude. I love you so much. Can I get a high five?

You ready? You ready? Three,

two, one.

Oh. Oh. Go, go, go, go. Your turn. Your

turn. Ready.

Feel it. Uh. Uh.

Sure. Go. Go.

For some reason, your car went further.

>> Yeah. To be fair, if the rule if the rules weren't outlined, Alfie, well done. There you go, buddy. Well played.

done. There you go, buddy. Well played.

>> Love being love being a dad. Thank you.

>> I'm gonna dribble. Oh my. This looks

good.

>> This doesn't look good. It looks amazing and it's I want to drink it. Put it in my mouth now. If this isn't good, I'm going to cry. I'm going to cry.

Is it good?

>> I don't like it. I am furious cuz we've made it to dessert and as the night has gone on >> and my sunburn has started to kick in, nobody has pointed out to me the fact that the glasses that I've been wearing,

my Ray-B band meta glasses are that thick that I've now got a white light across my entire face.

>> Welcome to my world, my friend.

>> That's just copying Irish.

>> Dude, people can't believe you're 68.

That's That is >> And you pull and you pull a 32y old V.

That is crazy.

>> But like Lydia has been like, "Oh, you're getting such a tie. You look so good." Oh, appreciate that, L. Just

good." Oh, appreciate that, L. Just

realized forehead's burnt. Got a glasses line across my forehead like I'm from Star Star Trek or something. And you

failed to say anything.

>> So, >> she's like, "The dessert's great.

>> Doing a finger instead."

>> That's a version of Just to clarify to pay the threat to ring the police.

>> Yes.

>> So it's just Oh, it's just a Got you. Good.

>> All right. You ready? Go. Go. Go. We're

going on an adventure walk now, mate. To

see what the place has. Did it bring back all the childhood memories you remember?

>> Yeah. Lots.

>> You just not left me under your table.

Yeah, >> that's my cuter.

>> Make sure we've not lost any cars and allies.

>> Just check in.

>> That's a tomato. I think we're all good.

Oh, look at me vlogging in the wild. I'm

vlogging. I'm I'm doing the vlogging thing. I'm vlogging.

thing. I'm vlogging.

>> Tap that ass. Get up there, girl.

>> Little booky boy. High five.

>> Look at him.

He's ready for a random Tenneref adventure. And that's what we're doing

adventure. And that's what we're doing right now. wandering the scene and

right now. wandering the scene and seeing what it's got to offer.

>> Why are we all just casually walking past this place?

>> I'm sorry, but it >> dude, look at the signs.

>> Oh, yeah. Essence massage massage.

Can't wait.

Can't wait to go to the non-stop sex shop. Nonstop.

shop. Nonstop.

>> My wife says I'm in trouble. I leave

now. Bye-bye. We'll be back.

>> Do you know what I've always wanted?

A bubblehead Jesus pointing like that.

Oh, wait. There it is.

>> What?

>> I've always wanted to be able to do my cookie but look nude.

>> Oh yeah.

>> You just the thing.

>> Oh my god. Ryan, blur it. Oran, blur it.

Blur it. Yeeha.

>> Is it to keep demons out or invite you in? Like that is why? That is slightly

in? Like that is why? That is slightly terrifying. Just going to uh keep her

terrifying. Just going to uh keep her going.

Love him. Have a good time.

>> It a good holiday.

>> Yeah.

>> A daddy a kiss.

Oh, I did give you one.

I love you.

Oh God.

My holy so much.

>> Thank you for being the best thing ever.

I've seen I've met some friends and family >> who've got kids and oh my god the lives were just ruined by it. But I tell you something, he's just made my life a thousand times better. Thousand times

better.

>> Oh my god. What is that place? Oh my

gosh. It's the warehouse.

>> I know. Time to go home. We've enjoyed

our wandering around this. But, uh,

yeah, all the shops seem to be shutting cuz it's nearly 10:00 at night.

>> We need to get these critters to bed.

>> Okay, rolling up in style. We're back to our neck of the woods at the Disney kind of not Disney law, so legal reasons castle. Hey,

castle. Hey, >> the pram, >> we've enjoyed a memory lane visit to Lydia's childhood restaurant. Did you

enjoy it?

>> Loved it.

>> Very nice.

>> I'm glad we came. And glad we came. And

you know what? We've still got more days here. So, it's going to be brilliant.

here. So, it's going to be brilliant.

Aan's just getting that practice in for when his little boys here.

>> Oh, and okay. I didn't realize we had a fancy fancy bar in our hotel.

>> Don't mind if I do.

>> Not a bad selection. Cheers.

>> Awkward.

>> I got the Mon beer, but the mon's gone.

As they say, the be It is what it is.

>> Well, I found Alfie cuz I think I've discovered what I'm going to do later this week.

Yippee. Look at the castle.

I'm so gutted that we didn't manage to get the rooms together. So, like Jenn and were

rooms together. So, like Jenn and were next door or vice versa or whatever. But

I'm so glad we've got that as our view when we walk out onto the balcony cuz look at that reaction.

>> Yeah, he loves it. He absolutely loves it.

>> I hope you have a good holiday.

So I'm glad we managed to randomly go away again.

>> I will take him to America one day on a proper Tom road trip and it will be brilliant. But something

I just have to point out to you now because Lydia's only just noticed it. I

don't think you guys understand the severity of it. I mentioned about my sunburn on my forehead and she was like, "You're not sunburned." as she's pooping in the background, right? It's not like

burnt.

>> Oh, actually, okay. It might be burnt, but if you look closely right in the right light, like when I tent like that,

look, I've got a white where I've been wearing the Ray-B band glasses, I've got a suntan line.

Look, you can see the line there around my eyes and there.

I'm gonna look so odd. I do look so odd.

But >> hopefully it all ends in a nice tan.

>> Oh, by the way, people have been saying that they think my teeth look whiter >> and even Lydia said it and I actually agree. Um, I would highly recommend the

agree. Um, I would highly recommend the product. Not that I'm going to promote

product. Not that I'm going to promote it because it's not an ad or anything, but I will recommend my dentist 32 white dentistry in marble.

They put me onto it and I think my my teeth are looking quite white without looking turkey teeth white.

That's a bit too white.

>> This is this is just white.

>> And here I am the next day enjoying my random seat in the corner of the room.

>> Well, folks, you know what time it is.

It's the next day. It's a money as you're watching this. Therefore, it is indeed the outro of the video. And um

yeah, it turns out a lot of people already know we're in and we're away cuz Lydia posted her vlog out and everyone's already been like messaging me loads saying you need to go to this place, you need to go do that.

And we're obviously going to be here for a few more days. So, if you have been to Tenneref or you know, you live here or whatever it is, you've got some suggestions of places we need to go.

Don't get me wrong, you've got the typical tourist stuff. Like everyone

keeps saying, go to picture on screen, the water park, it's absolutely epic.

But as you've seen me non-stop or heard me non-stop talking about how cold it is with the wind and water, don't think we're going to be going dabbling in water parks. But if you've got any sort

water parks. But if you've got any sort of cool things that you know isn't too known uh by all the tourists and stuff like that, let us know. We can travel and go and adventure and go and do it.

Should be absolutely awesome. I've heard

like boogieing, june bugging like out is really good on the volcanic rock. Sounds

absolutely amazing. However, I would not want to crash that and roll through volcanic molten daggers because that would absolutely rip me to pieces and hurt like hell. But

I'm up for some damn adventures. So, let

me know if you've got any ideas down below. So, ladies and gentlemen, I hope

below. So, ladies and gentlemen, I hope you're looking forward to the rest of the vlogs. We will indeed be continuing

the vlogs. We will indeed be continuing with new videos for your faces every single weekday at 7:00 p.m. So, make

sure you tune in there. Hopefully, it

won't be late. Uh, probably will. This

one probably was late because I'm a potato sandwich and I had one job and that was to upload one new video every single weekday at 7:00 p.m. for your

faces. And I somehow always fail it. But

I'm going to go now, wrap this up, and catch you guys in the A.M. So until

then, much love.