Jim Carrey's Secret Hand Signal
By Jimmy Kimmel Live
Summary
## Key takeaways - **Jim Carrey's Secret Hand Signal**: What is that exactly is that a gang sign? It is the secret symbol of the Illuminati and it is the all mocking tongue. [00:35], [01:23] - **Talk Show Hosts Distract You**: Talk show hosts people on television people in sitcoms have been hired by the government to throw you off the track to distract you to make you laugh and stuff like that make you happy and docile so you don't know what's really going on. [01:38], [02:00] - **Naked Woods Meetings Decide Shows**: They get out there in the woods in a circle naked and they decide these things. [02:00], [02:09] - **Turning Us into Consumer Drones**: They're trying to turn us into you know uh you know consumer drones of some sort. [02:18], [02:35] - **iPhone 6 Plus Interrupts Whistleblowing**: I was temporarily interrupted by my iPhone 6 Plus 5.5 that's a big one huh 5.5 heads up HD display. [02:35], [02:50]
Topics Covered
- Talk Show Hosts Distract from Government Secrets
- iPhones Turn Us into Consumer Drones
- Dumb and Dumber Delivers Essential Laughs
Full Transcript
Dum Endeavor two opens tomorrow please
say hello to Jim Cary
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[Applause] [Music] what is that exactly is that a gang sign have you um
oh like you don't know what it is you don't know what that is I have no idea you don't know Jimmy Fallon does doesn't know David Letterman doesn't know all the comics and show business don't know
what this is right yeah what is it come on Jimmy seriously the time is up people are hip to this kind of stuff I I'm here tonight
to blow the lid off it to be The Whistleblower I'm sick and tired of the secrets and the lies it is the secret symbol of the
Luminati and you're a part of it and it is the all mocking time oh I like it it need a stra it's the symbol of the
all mocking tongue and I'm sick of it I want everybody to be in on the joke man you know what I mean like for years now talk show hosts people on television
people in sitcoms have been hired by the government to throw you off the track to distract you to make you laugh and stuff like that make you happy and docel so you don't know what's really going on
you know and they get out there in the woods in a circle naked and they decide these things and you know and look at them look at them trying to look at them
trying to come out it's hilarious hilarious and you know and I'm sick hold on a second you know what they're trying to do who this thing is buzzing hold on
they're trying to turn us into you know uh you know consumer drones of some sort I just got to get this and yeah yeah listen I'm in the middle of blowing off
some what happened I'm sorry Jimmy I was temporarily interrupted by my iPhone 6 [Applause]
Plus 5.5 that's a big one huh 5.5 heads up HD display I I think what I was really
trying to say was I think people were all enjoy Dumb and Dumber this weekend and that is what I thought you were about to say they should all go to the theater they should all go to the theater
tomorrow and see it cuz we could use a good [Applause] laugh hi I'm Jimmy Kimmel did you know
there are things other than pornography on the internet watch them on the Jimmy Kimmel Live YouTube channel which much like your own body I encourage you to explore [Music]
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