Joe Rogan Experience #2431 - Shane Gillis

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NIGHT. All day right down there. Visit him. He's having

a good old time. I'm sure he loves doing that. Just [ __ ]

that. Just [ __ ] >> Wish it didn't piss me off.

>> It pisses you off that he that he just checks out. What pisses you off?

checks out. What pisses you off?

>> I love it. I love that he does it.

>> No, it's just art. It's fun to, >> but it's like the more successful he gets, the more dangerous it is. It's

like people know who you are, dude.

>> You've been seen by millions of people.

You can't pretend you're this like anonymous backpacker anymore. You

[ __ ] weirdo. He comes back. My

favorite was a couple years. He like

when he came back from Peru, we were doing Legion of Skanks and he was like in the crowd and thought it was going to be like a big surprise that he's back.

He like came back and we were like, "Oh, what's up? Ari's here."

what's up? Ari's here."

>> We talking about like, "Guys, you haven't seen me in so long." I was like, I don't see any of my friends.

>> Yeah, you were saying like see everybody every six months.

>> I forgot you left, >> right? I only see Norman every 6 months.

>> right? I only see Norman every 6 months.

Maybe maybe a little more when we we get popping with Protect Our Parts.

>> It's not the same without them.

>> I know it's not.

>> I'm still getting drunk, but >> it's a little sad though.

>> It's a little more pathetic. I'm

drinking by myself.

>> It's a little more sad. I've had a few drinks.

I had a a whiskey before a show recently. I had a couple glasses of wine

recently. I had a couple glasses of wine with dinner the other day.

>> But it's the most I've had is two.

>> But the days of like drinking at nights.

>> I thought I had you last time we had the mother show.

>> The problem is health.

>> I I'm too interested in health. I know.

That's the problem.

>> It's like the the price you pay is legitimate.

>> Yeah.

>> And I'm I'm too interested in health.

>> You know, I do too much to stay healthy.

You work too hard to >> you get I'm getting old, dude. Right.

I'm 58. The the reality is like when was the last time you saw a really fit 78-y old guy. 78 years for me is not that

old guy. 78 years for me is not that far. That's

far. That's >> Trump's jacked.

>> Bro, that's 2005.

Okay. 2005 when I was still doing Fear Factor. That's 20 years ago. Yeah.

Factor. That's 20 years ago. Yeah.

That's nothing.

>> That's like that time just flies by. All

a sudden you're >> my age.

>> Yeah. Exactly.

>> Damn.

>> Yeah. Exactly. How old are you now?

>> I'm I just turned 38.

>> Yeah. See, so think of that.

>> Yeah.

>> That's 20 years difference. You to me is 20 years.

>> But me to like a dead guy is 20 years.

78y old guy is a dead guy.

>> There's the difference.

>> So I've been uh consciously thinking about that. Like don't let it get away

about that. Like don't let it get away from you. That's the thing.

from you. That's the thing.

Don't let it get away from you. Like

look at Jelly Roll.

>> Yeah.

>> [ __ ] insane. Incredible.

>> Yeah.

>> That dude just added decades onto his life.

>> Oh, for sure. He was

>> dec. He was on his way out.

>> He was close.

>> He was on his way out.

>> Yeah.

>> 40 500.

>> 40 lbs. Yeah.

>> Same talent dropped it too.

>> Did he?

>> Yeah.

>> How much did he drop?

>> [ __ ] ton.

>> Oh, no [ __ ] I haven't seen him.

>> Well, I think he did. I don't want to speak for I think he took one of the things like it was empty.

>> Fine, man. What do you whatever you need, >> bro? Just what are you doing? And he was

>> bro? Just what are you doing? And he was like, I was going to die. I was like, all right, fair.

>> Yeah, you get too big and then he probably has sleep apnea. So, he ain't getting any sleep. So, at night he's choking, you know, and you're lying in bed in these weird hotel rooms. >> Yeah.

>> And Sam, >> I'm going out from sleep apnnea for sure bro.

>> I have to wear a mouthpiece every night.

>> I wear a mouthpiece every night.

>> I found a great pillow, too.

>> You think it hurts to die from sleep apnnea?

>> Uh, no. You just choke. You stop

breathing. That's it. It's a wrap.

Probably didn't hurt at all. You

probably just go in your sleep.

>> Yeah. So, what the [ __ ] >> I don't It's not the one of the worst ways.

>> What are we talking about here?

>> Listen, let it ride.

>> It's just the problem is you're going way too young. It's You're going because someone's killing you and that that someone's you.

>> Yeah. But

>> see, >> a lot of football players get it.

>> Yeah, I know. Yeah. Reggie White died.

>> They have giant necks. So, the giant neck when you're adding all this stuff here, it's kind of closing in. And then

you got this big [ __ ] head and this big ass tongue and it just falls over that hole and you just slip into darkness.

>> Now you're talking my language.

>> Well, listen. For a lot of those guys, uh it's all preventable. You know, you could sleep with a seat machine, which sucks.

>> Dude, my dad my dad has a sleep machine and he uh he doesn't [ __ ] clean it.

>> Oh no.

>> He gets like eye infections.

>> Oh god. You just see him. He shows up with double pink eye. You're like, "Yo, what the [ __ ] bro?" I tried that thing once. One time.

bro?" I tried that thing once. One time.

>> How do you sleep with that?

>> Can't Can't do it. I I can't sleep with a lot of noise. I want to be able to wake up quick. I wake up quick.

>> That's funny.

>> I'm one of those wake up guys like if my wife grabs me, she like if she has to wake me up, she has to like be kind of, >> you know, ready >> that I don't grab her. Yeah. I I don't

know why I've always woken up like that.

So, I don't want any noise.

>> I listen to noise when I sleep. And then

I I have that thought though. It's like

if somebody breaks in.

>> I want to hear everything.

>> Sure.

>> Well, this is like I used to always have a lot of dangerous dogs. I used to have like multiple pitbulls. I used to have >> I Yeah,

me and him both was sleep apnnea. But

it's I wanted I always wanted things to be awake that would bark if like something was at the door like living by yourself in Hollywood.

>> I never lived in Hollywood but I lived in North Hollywood and then I lived in Enino and then I moved further out. I ke

just kept moving further and further out. I even thought about Santa Barbara.

out. I even thought about Santa Barbara.

I'm like why don't I get a big piece of property on Santa Barbara? Get the [ __ ] away from everybody.

>> But like I don't want a machine going Yeah, >> you can't you're not hearing [ __ ] I would be paranoid. I'd be feeling weird.

>> I think when you hit like machine time, it's like, dude, I hope someone breaks in here.

Who gives a [ __ ] dude?

>> He You got I've gotten sleep a I get sleep apnea when I'm hung over. That's

when I get it, >> right?

>> Like uh >> And do you sleep? I've got it on my planes. Oh, I'm waking myself up.

planes. Oh, I'm waking myself up.

>> So embarrassing.

>> I had to wake this dude up and not wake this dude up, but tell him once, we're we're on a long flight like going to Europe or something. And this poor dude was choking so bad. He sat up and I

said, "Hey man, you have sleep apnnea."

I go, "Have you ever been tested for sleep apnea?" He was a younger guy. He

sleep apnea?" He was a younger guy. He

was like in his 30s but real overweight.

And I go, "You got to go get tested." I

go, "You you legitimately have sleep apnnea." I go, "I know cuz I have it."

apnnea." I go, "I know cuz I have it."

And I told him, I'm like, "You you don't breathe for like nine seconds at a time." I watched him. It was crazy.

time." I watched him. It was crazy.

>> I got to be honest, that's I mean, don't get me wrong, you did the right thing.

But that would that would bum you out.

>> Well, he was already friendly with me.

Okay.

>> We were already friendly cuz he was like, "Hey, I love your show."

>> Waking up to like like a in shape dude being like, "You're fat." Be like, "Dude, >> I told him I have it, too. I have it, too. I was informing him. I'm telling

too. I was informing him. I'm telling

you." I go, "It changed my life." And I just told him, I go, "I got a mouthpiece that presses down in your tongue. It

keeps my tongue from sliding back. It's

a game changer."

>> I go, "Dude, you'll feel so much better." Cuz I I watched you choke.

better." Cuz I I watched you choke.

>> Yeah.

>> And so >> the mouthpiece is tough, though. Like if

you're laying with a your lady >> Oh, that's a problem.

>> You put the mouthpiece in.

>> Yeah. And she go, "Well, hold on a second.

>> All of a sudden, I'm hard.

>> We should probably have sex right now."

That >> take that mouthpiece out. Yeah. You got

to take it out.

>> Go. Hey, baby. Are you awake?

>> It's just uh another thing is uh mouth tape. Have you ever tried that? Were you

tape. Have you ever tried that? Were you

breathing out of your nose?

>> I got a deviated septum. It wouldn't

>> You should get that fixed, dog.

>> I'm never going to fix anything.

>> Oh, you should get that fixed. I got

mine fixed. It was amazing. I didn't get it fixed. I was 40. Yeah.

it fixed. I was 40. Yeah.

>> I had it my whole >> You just got a nose surgery?

>> Yeah.

>> It was awesome.

>> It was The result is awesome. I mean, I I gained like instantly gained like 10% cardio.

>> Oh, damn.

>> Yeah. Cuz you breathe out of your nose now. I couldn't breathe out of my nose

now. I couldn't breathe out of my nose forever. I broke my nose when I was

forever. I broke my nose when I was five. I fell down a flight of stairs

five. I fell down a flight of stairs >> and then uh it was always crooked like it's like the bone got [ __ ] I got [ __ ] I probably should have went to a doctor but you know in the 70s they just [ __ ] dusted you off.

>> Yeah.

>> So and then I broke my nose who knows how many times after that >> of course >> bunch of times.

>> Yeah.

>> The most recent one in my 40s I got knee in the face in jiu-jitsu in my or in my late 30s rather. I got knee in the face in jiu-jitsu and it was [ __ ] pouring blood. I mean look bad though. No it's

blood. I mean look bad though. No it's

not that bad. It's not flat. too much

because I really stopped striking mostly when I was like 22 23. I did a little of it when I came to LA again. I I did a little sparring but not too much. But

it's the guys that just keep getting hit in the nose over and over again. This

piece of cartilage eventually collapses >> and then you get this like flat thing there.

>> Yeah.

>> Which doesn't bother me too much on dudes, but it bums me out when I see it on women fighters. It really does. It

bums me out.

>> I know. So sexist. Uh it does comes out.

>> Until you until you want to look pretty.

You're straight. You go, why don't you even look pretty?

>> There's certain fights where women get like really badly cut and I have a really hard time with it.

>> I know. I should

>> I mean >> where I don't have a hard time with dudes.

>> It Well, it's hard to watch women get beat up.

>> It is >> like the [ __ ] that Iraq video we were watching.

>> Oh Jesus.

>> It's hard to watch.

>> What are you doing? Someone decided it would be a good idea to have a man box a woman. Yeah.

woman. Yeah.

>> There was maybe some mouthy chick because she was really aggressive. Like

remember like even after he knocked her down, she she jumped up and tried to swing on him even when the referee was holding her back.

>> She was very aggressive, but this dude beat the [ __ ] dog [ __ ] out of her.

>> She was She did survive the round, >> I guess. Didn't she get knocked down at the end and they stopped it?

>> I think that I could be wrong. It looked

like the second he was in his corner.

>> Well, he was terrible. He wasn't good.

He wasn't good. It was ridiculous.

>> Also, he Yeah, there it is. Don't Jamie,

don't make me watch this.

>> This guy's just I mean, it looks like he's got some rudimentary technique.

He's just kind of swinging punches, but the power difference is just crazy.

And anybody who thinks it's not is just [ __ ] delusional. The difference

between a man and a woman is so big.

Even like a a strong woman like Amanda Nunez, she probably knock out most dudes. But she's not sparring a guy her

dudes. But she's not sparring a guy her weight that's gonna go full blast. It's

that's [ __ ] Even like a big power puncher for a woman. It just doesn't compare.

>> Oh, there that's the end.

>> That's horrible.

>> That's crazy.

>> Horrible.

>> But I think they were just in like Fallujah, so [ __ ] it.

>> My friend Tommy used to have a girlfriend that could definitely knock you out. She used to she knock me out,

you out. She used to she knock me out, dude. Bro, I'm telling you, this girl

dude. Bro, I'm telling you, this girl could could knock a man out. Uh Tommy

was always telling me how hard she hits those uh punching bag things. And he's

like, "Let her hit your hand."

>> So I go, "Okay." So I put my hand up.

Bro, she blasted my hand. And I went, "Whoa."

"Whoa." >> I was like, "That is real." I go, "That's a real problem." I go, "Did she'll knock you out? Did not get in argument with your girlfriend. She's a

big lady. Not not like overweight, but a strong, stout lady."

>> I was shocked.

>> There's girls out there that could flatline you.

But not that one, >> bro. How much would that suck talking to

>> bro. How much would that suck talking to a girl? You're like, I this is my house.

a girl? You're like, I this is my house.

I'm making >> She just [ __ ] crack.

>> She chlores shields you. Just [ __ ] drops bombs on you, tunes you up with a a nice >> couple hammers on the ground.

>> Oh, [ __ ] that.

>> Think of talking to a girl and she gets in like a good stance.

>> Oh my god.

>> A boxing stance. Have you seen that really pretty girl that fights in the PFL? What's her name? Dakota JVA. I

PFL? What's her name? Dakota JVA. I

don't know how to say her last name. Uh,

I don't know. She's from England. I

don't know what her ethnicity is, but she is like most of her fights win by knockout. She's this Muay Thai

knockout. She's this Muay Thai specialist, but she's pretty. She's real

pretty and like slim and slender and she sounds awesome.

>> [ __ ] these girls up.

>> That's f these girls up like combin.

That's her >> combination. DTO. Say that name. DVA.

>> combination. DTO. Say that name. DVA.

DVA. I don't know. I'm probably

butchering it. A lot of those names you you can't really pronounce them the way you read them. Like that. That trips me up so hard at UFC weigh-ins.

>> Like I have to write everything out phonetically.

Just cut cut to like when she's Yeah, she's tuning up this girl.

>> And she tunes up all these girls. She's

nasty, man. Look at that knee to the body. Like

body. Like >> And she's pretty. She's pretty. She's

got a nice body. If you saw her at a club, you would you would say, "Wow, she looks really fit." Like maybe she's a CrossFit or something.

>> Yeah.

>> You try to hug her, you get put in the clinch, get [ __ ] elbowed.

>> Just [ __ ] up.

>> Yeah. But that video is wrong. The video

in Iraq is just wrong. Don't do that.

>> Don't do that to that poor lady. That

lady got a lifetime worth of >> She must have been talking so much [ __ ] that the whole Everybody agreed to it.

>> Yeah, >> everyone agreed.

>> There's ladies like that out there. Just

like there's guys like that out there >> for sure. You I've seen a lot of videos of guys just walking into a boxing gym >> for [ __ ] "Hey, I'm a [ __ ] street fighter. They have no skills and some

fighter. They have no skills and some guy just [ __ ] talk [ __ ] to him while he's beating the brakes."

>> You can always tell though, just the way they move their feet.

>> Oh yeah.

>> Like like kind of like on the balls of their like jumping around a little.

>> Every punch they throw, they leave their feet.

>> During the old days of martial arts, they used to people would just show up at your gym and say they want to spar the best people there. It would happen all the time. How what years are these?

>> The 80s.

>> Yeah, that's cuz they were putting out those [ __ ] sick ass karate movies.

>> Every single dude was like, "Hold on a second.

>> Is that me?" Yeah.

>> Am I John Claude Van?

>> I am that guy. Well, there's a lot of like probably schizophrenics and delusional people.

>> They'd show up at a karate school and just get [ __ ] up. It's horrible.

>> Having a manic episode be like, >> I'm about to throw a roundhouse kick.

>> Horrible.

Horrible.

>> Oh man. getting tuned up while you're having a mental break.

>> You're in the middle of a full schizophrenic break. You're seeing elves

schizophrenic break. You're seeing elves and [ __ ] >> There's that [ __ ] elf right there.

He's in the gym.

>> There's a dragon hiding behind the quarter. You just get punched in the

quarter. You just get punched in the face.

>> Fight.

>> Hold on. The dragon's talking to me.

>> He's got a trainer. It's a dragon.

>> You imagine being schizophrenic? Imagine

just seeing a world that's totally different than the world everybody sees cuz your your whatever is all [ __ ] up.

And so you're just seeing things that aren't there.

>> No.

>> Making connections that aren't real >> and you don't know.

>> Kurt Manser is fired up. Mezer is fired up. He'll get you.

up. He'll get you.

>> Mer's got a touch.

>> He got me at the holiday. He got me.

>> He's got a touch of the skits.

>> He's fired up, dude.

>> Bro, he is an uh an encyclopedia of conspiracies.

>> Yeah.

>> You just draw go back to You remember that thing in the 70s? Oh, yeah.

>> Yeah. He'll he'll get it. He'll get it immediately and he'll tell you more than you know.

>> He'll tell you too much.

>> He also talks about conspiracies with complete >> Oh, you didn't know this?

>> Yeah, that's the best.

>> There's never like there's a theory. No,

>> you didn't know.

>> Yeah.

>> And he gets over you cuz he's such a goon. He like looms over you. He's this

goon. He like looms over you. He's this

big [ __ ] dude. Giant eyebrows.

>> He's so [ __ ] funny. He's so funny.

He's unbelievably funny.

>> He's such a character. Like, you

couldn't make a dude like that in a movie. People are too over the top. No,

movie. People are too over the top. No,

he's he's his comedy is >> Oh, yeah.

>> Like my favorite.

>> He's great. He's a really great like uh he does the Jimmy Door Show and he he just jumps in with [ __ ] Jumps in. It's

always like I'm always like watching this very serious thing. I'm like, "What the [ __ ] >> What the [ __ ] Mascara."

>> Mascara. He's come over to my house a couple times. He He likes White Claws.

couple times. He He likes White Claws.

He drinks white claws and brings his own and then he gets going.

>> Yeah. He always shows up in the green room with two white claws in between his fingers.

>> Always two white claws. He's a two I call man. It's a good move.

call man. It's a good move.

>> He's such a character. He's always been that guy, too. He's so fun.

>> I had the worst one of the most embarrassing interactions with him. He

just put out uh White Precious, which was one of my favorite specials ever.

And then I saw him in LA cuz I I I was opening for like Big Jay at the store and Mezzer was there. And I was like, "Okay, I'm gonna try to talk to Kurt.

This is a big moment for me." And I was like, "So, do you think when do you think your next special is?" And he was like, "I don't [ __ ] know, dude." He

just walked away and I was like, "Fuck, I blew it."

There's so many of those. So many I wish I could take back.

>> Yeah, the meeting people for the first time being like super awkward.

>> Oh, tell got me with a terrible one.

I've talked about it before, but I walked outside of the cellar. I just had a good set. Like I was feeling good and he was smoking a cigarette and I was like, "Can I get one of those cigarettes?" And he was like, "No." just

cigarettes?" And he was like, "No." just

walked right back inside.

>> [ __ ] >> He thought you were going to bond.

>> Meanwhile, he only had four left.

>> Yeah, he likes [ __ ] with people.

>> How is he still alive? Like, he's does nothing to take care of himself. How

much How many cigarettes does Dave smoke?

>> He smokes a lot of cigarettes.

>> He's He's alive through pure laughter.

>> Yeah.

>> The amount of laughter he generates keeps his tissue excited. I was I was so lucky to just be like because they would always put me with him at the end of the night.

>> So I got to watch him for a few years and it was like my favorite thing.

>> Oh, he's >> But if I he just would make fun of me.

He'd see me in the room and be like, "Oh, Shane must have had a good set.

He's hanging out."

>> Shane, where were you born? On the

corner of AR and 15.

He's so good.

>> Yeah. But he Yeah, he [ __ ] really makes fun of you.

>> Oh yeah. You stand in the doorway and he's like, "Look at you, you fat piece."

>> I love what he does when he'll do a show and then he'll bring his opening acts on on the stage at the end of the show and just riff and just [ __ ] on them like >> it's hard. It's impossible to keep up,

>> bro. Ian just gets Ian fire gets he is

>> bro. Ian just gets Ian fire gets he is but he gets just steamrolled.

>> Yeah, of course. Yeah,

>> he like knows Dave enough >> to like know what he's looking for with the answer. I don't. So, I'd be in the

the answer. I don't. So, I'd be in the room and he'd be like, "Jane, you look like a sex toy guy. What type of sex toys do you like?" and be like, "Uh, vibrators." You be like, "Oh, good

vibrators." You be like, "Oh, good answer.

Fuck." I don't know.

>> The the panic when you're a young comic of meeting like an established comic is very >> so bad.

>> Very real.

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>> Yeah, I sent uh I opened for Bert Chryser in Helium. And then at Helium Filling, it was the first time I ever middled and I was like, "That was a good show. I should." And he, you know, he

show. I should." And he, you know, he was drunk after the show and he was like, "You should open for me." And I was like, "Fuck yeah. I'm going to email this guy." I emailed him like five

this guy." I emailed him like five times. The first email was like, "I

times. The first email was like, "I think you and mesh together. We should."

It was brutal. So then I'm talking Me and Stanh Hope were talking to him about it. This [ __ ] still has the same email

it. This [ __ ] still has the same email account. So he brought it up. He read

account. So he brought it up. He read

the email in front of me 10 years later and I was like, >> "How does he still have the same email account for 10 years?"

>> God, that would be >> You got any of those?

>> What?

>> Like when you were a young comic just saying there's no emails back then?

>> No, no, no. But I mean just like saying something that you >> nothing too bad comic and you're like >> one time at MTV John Stewart was having

a meeting with this executive and I had just met John Stewart like the first time and uh so I went in to say hi. I

went in to say hi to the lady and John Stewart was there and I remember saying hi to him like, "Oh, hi." And then I I remember I went I go, "Wow, you got a great view." I looked out the window and

great view." I looked out the window and I knocked something over like a [ __ ] statue or some [ __ ] and I had grab it and pick it up. It didn't break and I put it back. I'm like, "All right, I'll just get out of here." I just felt like

such a [ __ ] clumsy dork >> cuz I had to look out the I had to say something nice like, "Wow, you got a great view."

great view." >> Yeah.

>> Knock this [ __ ] thing over and just like, "Oh no."

>> Yeah. Knocking something over that.

>> Like, why did I go back there to look?

If I just said hi in the main room area, everything would be >> Everybody be like, "Man, that guy was cool. Guy was cool. No, he had to go to

cool. Guy was cool. No, he had to go to the window. Knock,

the window. Knock, >> bro. That haunted me for years.

>> bro. That haunted me for years.

>> I think about the knocking that stupid I don't even remember what it was I knocked over, but I remember going, "Oh, no."

no." >> Yeah, it's terrible. I had one uh I went to see Soders's he filmed one of his Comedy Central specials in Philly and I

had just done a showcase with him in New York. Like I was like really excited

York. Like I was like really excited that I did a show at the stand cuz I it was like the first time I ever did it and he was on the lineup. So we're

standing in line and I was like, "You think I should just tell these people that I just did a show with this guy?"

And my friends were like, "What the [ __ ] are you talking about?" And I was like, "Dude, I'll kill myself."

Like right away. I was like, "I'm so sorry." You think I should tell like the

sorry." You think I should tell like the people the security that I just did a show with them?

>> Oh, it's funny. It's really

embarrassing.

>> It's It is embarrassing now because now you're just like totally friends with all these guys.

>> It's totally normal. That's what's

weird.

>> Like if I see John Stewart now, I give him a hug like, "Hey, what's up, dude?"

It's like it's totally normal. He's just

a person. When you see someone that you've seen on TV, like when you're young, it's weird.

>> It is.

>> Takes a long time before it stops being weird too.

>> That's why it's like when people come up to me and do the same thing I used to do. So, I'm always like, "It's all

do. So, I'm always like, "It's all right."

right." >> You know what I Like the first time I met Norman and List, it was after a show and I was standing next to him and I was like, "You guys," it's funny, you guys sound just the same as you do on

podcasts. I listen to you guys podcast

podcasts. I listen to you guys podcast who the [ __ ] are you?

>> Yeah, it's brutal.

>> I mean, there's no way to be comfortable.

>> How can you be? You have to go through it.

>> If you don't go through it, you're not going to be comfortable. You're going to be weirded out.

>> No way around it. You want them to be your friend.

>> Oh yeah.

>> You know what I mean? You want them to like you. They have no idea who you are.

like you. They have no idea who you are.

You're like standing next to them.

>> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> And then it gets, you know, there's levels of weirdness, you know? Like

sometimes I've been I mean here talking to someone. I'm like

to someone. I'm like >> that's [ __ ] Quinton Tarantino. Like

how weird is this? I mean sitting here talking to Quinton. Like there's certain guys that never stop being weird. Yeah.

It's like always stays a little weird because they're so famous.

>> Yeah. Mine's always athletes. M

>> it's always an athlete that I didn't think was going to make me feel that way.

>> That's interesting.

>> How special they are.

>> Aaron Judge from the Yankees got me.

>> Yeah.

>> I couldn't even talk.

>> It was [ __ ] recent. It was crazy.

He's handed he was hitting batting practice before Phillies Yankees and he saw me. I didn't know he knew who I was

saw me. I didn't know he knew who I was and he like looked over before he like was entering the cage and he was like, "What's up?" And I was like, "Oh shit."

"What's up?" And I was like, "Oh shit."

>> And then he got done and he walked over.

He's like, "What are you doing back there, big man?" And I was like, "Oh, dude." Oh,

dude." Oh, >> you were hit him. Oh, yeah. He's a

horse dude.

>> Yeah, it's a big >> Yeah. You have no idea. I was uh full

>> Yeah. You have no idea. I was uh full panic in that.

>> That's funny.

>> Full panic. And then I think Yeah, that was the day me and my buddies did uh nine hot dogs, nine beers, nine innings.

>> Jeez.

>> Okconor had nine seven hot dogs before the first pitch. Then he passed out. He

didn't have any beer. He fell asleep for a whole game >> just from the hot dogs.

>> Seven hot dogs.

And we were with my buddy H. Foley and

he was getting other food.

>> He's a big [ __ ] guy.

>> Other than the nine hot dogs.

>> Nine hot dogs was the challenge.

>> I watched him get a [ __ ] cheese steak >> and nine hot dogs.

>> How big is he?

>> He's as big as he's a big [ __ ] >> Big as it gets. Is that about >> I feel bad. I love him.

>> But for real.

>> Jeez.

>> He's about as funny as it gets, though.

>> Nine hot dogs and a cheese steak is crazy.

>> That's a lot of volume. Just like the sheer mass of it all, you know?

>> Yeah, it was terrible.

>> You know that feeling that you get when you eat like a giant meal and then you look at yourself sideways in the mirror, you're like, "Oh my god, I'm [ __ ] pregnant."

pregnant." >> Yeah. Every did it last night.

>> Yeah. Every did it last night.

>> All those plates stacked up on top of each other. Lately, I've been doing this

each other. Lately, I've been doing this one meal a day thing like the last few days. I don't think I'm going to stick

days. I don't think I'm going to stick with it. Today, I kind of cheated. I had

with it. Today, I kind of cheated. I had

a little bit of fruit. But so last night I went to uh the uh >> if I had a little bit of fruit I'd be like I'm I'm the beacon of health. It's

crazy. I had [ __ ] fruit today.

>> You don't eat any fruit?

>> No.

>> No vitamins?

>> I I take vitamins.

>> You take vitamins. What are you taking?

>> Uh right now just D, B, and C.

>> Okay.

>> Now I got some zinc and magnesium in there.

>> You should go to waste. Well, and you know what they'll do?

>> I did. They gave me some [ __ ] >> But they'll give you one based on your blood profile.

>> They did. They did. They'll mix it for you.

>> Yeah. Oh, it's the best.

>> It's great.

>> You don't have to think.

>> Yeah. I went to ways as well fully going, I have to have diabetes.

>> The [ __ ] as soon as they took my blood, there was like four days from when I got the results. I was in the green room talking to Simpson. I was

like, dude, there had to be symptoms, right? He was like, "No, I just have

right? He was like, "No, I just have diabetes." I was like, "Fuck, I

diabetes." I was like, "Fuck, I definitely have diabetes." Nothing.

>> Wow.

>> It's a good result.

>> That is a good result.

>> Yeah, that's great. That liver is a [ __ ] dude.

>> Couldn't believe it. Yeah, your liver like your liver is all right.

>> Your liver is a [ __ ] You know what? It gets workouts.

what? It gets workouts.

>> I think the >> gets workouts.

>> True. It's jacked,

>> right? Your liver is jacked. If you

think about it, look, running all the time, look, running one time until your heart explodes is not good for you, right? We all agree you get a heart

right? We all agree you get a heart attack, you die. That's not good.

>> Drinking yourself to death one time is not good for you. No,

>> definitely not.

>> But running every day a little bit, couple miles, you get in shape.

>> I think this is wrong, but I like where you're going.

>> You know what I'm saying? You know where I'm going with this? Like a little bit of whiskey, a little bit of booze, some drinking every day.

>> Toughen that [ __ ] up. [ __ ] your your liver is ready to go. Your liver is like a marathon runner, >> right?

>> Yeah. You'd think.

>> Well, it's like that's why you have the tolerance you have clearly, right?

Because >> uh the tolerance comes from just light beer, >> right?

>> For real. If you get me, if I take two shots, I'm like, I got to go home.

>> It's crazy.

>> Stanh Hope does that, too. He just sips light beer.

>> Oh, really?

>> Yeah. He moved. He went through a cocktail phase. I don't know where he's

cocktail phase. I don't know where he's at right now.

>> He when I was with him, he was fully on uh like White Russians.

>> Okay.

>> And he was >> cocktail phase.

>> [ __ ] getting after it. He gets after it still after all these years.

>> He was doing good last time I saw him.

>> He's great. He's I heard he crushed at Skank.

>> He murdered.

>> Tony said watched his set and he said he was just clap. Tony said he was just going like this in the back of the room.

>> Doug's always been one of the best and he's like that's him. Like he's not putting on an act. That's genuinely him 24/7 with his stupid suits on and just

thinking everything is hilarious and >> hanging out with a army of idiots. Like

there's so many [ __ ] dudes that are like him. They're all doing ridiculous

like him. They're all doing ridiculous [ __ ] >> I Yeah, when I was living there, it was just me and them. I was the only guy that was like, >> "What the [ __ ] >> Boys, >> these guys were all like 50 and 60."

It's like, "Boys, >> you got to admire it. No doctors. [ __ ] this. We're riding this thing until the

this. We're riding this thing until the wheels fall off.

>> Bingo was doing good, too.

>> That's great.

>> Everything. It was nice to see.

>> Yeah, because when we were doing that end of the world podcast one time, that's when Bingo fell.

>> Oh, so scary, man. Hitting your head is so scary. Speaking of hitting your head,

so scary. Speaking of hitting your head, what do you think of this Jake Paul Anthony Joshua fight? That's tonight.

>> That is tonight.

>> And watch it. And yeah, I'm definitely going to watch.

>> Where are you watching it?

>> I don't know. I got a lot. We got a lot tonight. We got Alabama, Oklahoma. Oh,

tonight. We got Alabama, Oklahoma. Oh,

>> college football playoffs.

>> What else we got, Jamo?

>> Just that.

>> Yeah.

>> All right, >> that's all great.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> I can't get excited about that.

>> Huge thing.

>> I can't get excited about that. While

Jake Paul and Anthony Joshua are fighting, >> uh, >> I'm very excited about this.

>> If Anthony Joshua doesn't take it easy, this should be >> How could he take it easy? The whole

world is watching. There's not a chance he's going to make it look like this guy can box with him.

>> Can you imagine if Jake >> if he flat lines him?

>> Oh my god. What if he steps in and just right power bombs him right on the chin and Joshua's legs go out >> and he goes down?

>> It'd be the saddest.

>> That'd be sad.

>> Not for Jake Paul.

>> Of course. That'd be awesome. I'm saying

Anthony Joshua who's like >> who was like going to be the guy >> destroy some sports books also apparently.

>> What are those odds?

>> They'd lose a hundred million dollars or something I think. Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, there's a lot of batting on the Jake Paul underdog right now.

>> There's people betting on him.

>> Yeah, because he's got plus 650. You're

making six times the money you put in.

>> Yeah, but what are the odds?

>> Not good.

>> What are the odds really? I know that's the odd literally said, what are the odds to the odds?

>> But I mean, if you're >> Vegas, >> it's like 99% in my eyes that Anthony Joshua either wins a decision or stops him. This is because he is a twotime,

him. This is because he is a twotime, it's not saying Jake Paul's not a good boxer. He's a real good boxer. He's like

boxer. He's a real good boxer. He's like

very underrated, but he's a twotime heavyweight world champion. He's like

one of the [ __ ] scariest guys in the division. Lightning fast punches, 245

division. Lightning fast punches, 245 [ __ ] pounds. He's huge. He's way

bigger, way more skilled.

>> He's like a foot taller. What's the

height difference? I saw him at the weigh-in.

>> I think he's five inches taller. Four or

five inches taller. But the point is, he's one of the best heavyweight boxers alive.

>> Yeah.

>> And Jake Paul is a guy that is, you know, very impressive for a guy beating up Ben Ascrin and knocking out Tyron Woodley. Very impressive.

Woodley. Very impressive.

>> Yeah.

>> There's levels. Knocking out Mike Perry.

Very impressive. There's levels. This is

This is a crazy jump.

>> That's why it's I think that the only reason the odds are not 40 to1 is >> people suspect shenanigans.

>> Shenanigans. Yeah, they suspect shenanigans.

>> But first, >> they come out and [ __ ] circle each other like pro wrestling and grab the ropes, we're going to be like, "No, >> you motherfuckers."

>> When Nate fought him, that was great.

>> Well, listen, that's another fight.

Look, Nate, no disrespect to Nate, but Nate fought his career at 155 pounds for the most part. A couple fights at 170.

Yeah.

>> You know, a very good boxer for MMA, >> but >> Jake Paul had his hands full and Nate had Nate had a bachelor >> later rounds. Yeah,

>> the late rounds Nate sorted.

>> Yeah, Paul 7 to1 underdog had attracted 82% of the bets and 90% of the money that had been wagered on DraftKings on the

winner. What

winner. What a Paul upset would result in nearly a hundred million dollar loss for the sports book.

Imagine if Jake Paul just hated DraftKings and they made a deal with Anthony Joshua. It's like, let's

Anthony Joshua. It's like, let's bankrupt these [ __ ] Let's bankrupt these [ __ ] We're gonna bet it all on me. I mean, that's like a Guy Richie movie.

>> It is.

>> You know, >> it's But that's the other thing cuz I saw Anthony, no disrespect to Anthony Joshua, but I saw what fight was it recent like a year or two ago where he grabbed the mic after and started giving

a [ __ ] crazy speech.

>> Oh, I don't remember that.

>> He did?

>> Yeah. He gave a little weird after he lost he like Oh, wait. Was it uh Daniel Ukrainian? Was it

Ukrainian? Was it >> Oh, Usyk.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. What did he say?

>> It was just kind of a weird thing to do after you lose to grab the mic and talk to the crowd and >> Well, I think it was in his hometown.

>> Oh, okay.

>> Wasn't it wasn't in London?

>> Definitely wasn't in [ __ ] Eussy.

>> No, I'm not making fun of the war.

>> No, exactly. Who the [ __ ] going to travel there to see a fight?

I think um that's probably why you know in in England they like a a loser who keeps his chin up like a guy who loses >> you know that's >> why I do well

>> they like a respectable winner you know who's respectable and shows good sportsmanship and >> and good character after it's over.

>> I could be wrong. I just remember thinking it was odd and uh >> it's probably a cultural thing.

>> He left the ring and came back >> and then they shook and then I don't know what he says here but he grabs the mic here.

Man, let's give him a round of applause.

Oh man, that's just emotion. Wait, wait, I'm talking.

>> Sorry.

>> Flag on his back.

>> Sorry guys. Look,

if you knew my story, you would understand the passion. I ain't no metal boxer from 5 years old. That was an elite prospect from my youth, bro. I was

going to jail. I see some technical use in read in jail. I got bail and I started training cuz if I got sentenced, I wanted to be able to fight. I bust my

case, but cousin Banger, WHERE'S HE AT?

>> G14, RAISE YOUR HAND. I'M STEALING

THESE.

>> OH, I never saw this.

>> Because >> he might take a dive, bro.

>> He's a wild [ __ ] Guys, I'm telling you, THIS GUY TO BE ME TONIGHT, maybe I could have done better, but it shows the levels of hard work he must have put in. So, please give him a round

of applause as our heavyweight champion of the world.

>> All right.

>> It's a little odd. He's He's still going.

>> I will say this. I don't you know, he just got in a fight, >> right?

>> I used to cry whenever I got in a fight, >> so I can't I can't judge anyone. I would

have given this. Dudes give that speech every time they lose a street fight.

>> Every single time they stand up, they go, "Let's get a beer together, dude.

This guy's a fucking," you know, >> right? A little bit. Yeah, but

>> right? A little bit. Yeah, but

>> that it's it is a little weird. It's

definitely weird, but there's some dudes that just once they get the mic, they just want to start talking.

>> I hear you, >> you know.

>> Yeah, >> there are dudes. There's like some dudes that I have to interview in the UFC and the the UFC is like, "Last question.

Stop. No more questions. We got to cut cuz like they got to cut to commercial."

I like those though.

>> I like when the guy grabs the mic and just starts screaming.

>> Some of them are great. Some of them are great. Jail Sunen [ __ ] mastered it.

great. Jail Sunen [ __ ] mastered it.

He was the first guy. He was the first guy to figure it out.

>> He was the first guy to figure out how to cut like a pro wrestling type promo in inside the cage LIKE ANDERSON SILVA, YOU absolutely suck. Everybody's like,

"What is going on here?" He's the greatest of all time.

>> He's so funny.

>> Yeah, it was Chale was awesome.

Who's funnier than him? McGregor

McGregor was up.

>> McGregor was really funny. McGregor took

shit-talking to a whole new level.

>> Yes, but I feel like Chale was >> But Chale opened the [ __ ] door. Yeah,

>> he's the OG. He's the OG of MMA shit-talking for sure. And still like the most clever at it, >> you know? He's very clever.

>> Yeah, the [ __ ] the Brazilians thinking a bus was a horse.

>> So [ __ ] >> He said he traed a car.

>> It's like a good It's a good bit, dude.

He's a quite a character, man. He's

quite a [ __ ] character.

>> Yeah. McGregor's [ __ ] talk. Yeah. The

Who the [ __ ] is that guy? His current

[ __ ] talk's my favorite.

>> Yeah.

>> I love what he's up to. [ __ ] Ilia Toro.

Do you think he's going to fight the vehicle?

>> He keeps talk He keeps talking about making it to the White House, but I just >> I hope he gets to the White House. I'm

I'm going to do my best to go to >> I hope that's I hope he does that and that's it.

>> I'm not saying >> and the Michael Chandler one is a good one. That's a smart that'd be a fun one.

one. That's a smart that'd be a fun one.

It's a marketable one cuz everybody knows they were supposed to fight years ago and they did the Ultimate Fighter together.

>> And also Chandler's still [ __ ] dangerous as [ __ ] He's not washed.

>> He's not He's not in his prime, but he's like 38 or 39 years old now.

>> We'll go wild in that fight.

>> Yeah, he's a dangerous guy. He's crazy

fit too.

>> And he loves America, dude. Get him in front of the [ __ ] White House. He's

going to he's going to cry after the fight. Yeah, he'll go nuts.

fight. Yeah, he'll go nuts.

>> And he he will do everything within his power to try to beat Connor.

>> Yeah, I'm going to not not say anything bad about Trump until that fight.

>> I need to be at that fight. Then I'm

going to go, "Yo, that [ __ ] [ __ ] tweet. That sucked."

tweet. That sucked."

>> Bro, look what uh Manny called him a fascist and he had him in the Oval Office. And did you see that? True.

Office. And did you see that? True.

>> And he's like, "You said pre the Donald Trump." He's like, "It's okay. Just go

Trump." He's like, "It's okay. Just go

ahead and say it. Just say it."

>> He didn't care. I hate to get on Trump stuff, but have you seen the plaques?

>> No, I heard about it.

>> So, his plaques under everybody's name.

>> He's kind of trashing every other president.

>> And what does he trash them all?

>> He the Clinton one I read. He kind He talks about Andrew Jackson. I saw the Andrew Jackson and Clinton ones. The

Clinton one is like basically like he kind of got lucky with the economy because of the [ __ ] tech boom. Also

then at the end he's like and then his wife tried to run against Donald Trump and lost like >> that's a plaque.

>> Yeah. Hillary lost the presidency.

>> Huh?

>> Does it really say he got lucky? Like

who's writing these things? He's not

writing them. That would be sleepy Joe Biden. It says that

Biden. It says that >> president American history.

>> Oh my god. He is writing it. Oh no no.

Let me read it from the top. This is so crazy. This that this is underneath a

crazy. This that this is underneath a photo in the White House is so crazy.

Look at this. Sleepy Joe Biden was by far the worst president in American history. This is so crazy. Taking office

history. This is so crazy. Taking office

as a result of most corrupt election ever seen in the United States, Biden oversaw a series of unprecedented dis.

What's the matter, Jamie?

>> Elections capitalize. Weird.

>> Yeah, it is weird.

uh unprecedented disasters that brought our nation to the brink of destruction.

His policies caused the highest inflation ever recorded, leading the US dollar to lose more than 20% of its value in four years. His green news scam surrendered

American energy dominance. And by

abolishing the southern border border, Biden let 21 million people from all over the world poor into the United States, including from prisons, jails, mental institutions, and insane asylums.

Isn't that like he said two things that are the same thing >> for both of them?

>> Jails, prisons, >> institutions, insane asylums. His Afghanistan disaster was amongst the most humiliating events in American history and resulted in the murder of 13

brave American service members which many other many others gravely wounded.

Seeing with many others gravely gravely wounded. What's wrong with me? Seeing

wounded. What's wrong with me? Seeing

Biden's devastating weakness. Uh Russia

invaded Ukraine and Hamas terrorists launched their heinous October 7th attack on Israel. This is crazy.

nicknamed both sleepy and crooked by you.

By nicknamed like the whole public got together, I got a name for this guy was dominated by his radical left handlers.

Look how radical left is in caps, too.

They and their allies in the fake news media attempted to cover up his severe mental decline and unprecedented use of autopen.

This is so crazy. You shouldn't be allowed to do this, right? It should be like historians say this guy was president from the end of that. Does it say Donald

Trump saved America?

>> Despite all, President Trump would get reelected in a landslide and save America in all caps.

>> That's a plaque in the White House.

>> He's not beating the uh dictator charges. This is like an African

charges. This is like an African dictatorship.

>> They change the name. I think they're changing the name of the Kennedy Center to the Trump Kennedy Center.

>> Oh boy.

>> Somebody Somebody needs to tell him like, "Hey, this is not good. You can't

do that because then other people could do that, too." And then the White House stops being the White House and it becomes whoever is in its house where he could just go crazy and say everybody else is a crook.

>> I don't think anyone's going to do what he's doing. I don't think there's I

he's doing. I don't think there's I mean look >> I hope not, but it opens up the problem is it opens up the door for someone on the left to do their version of it.

>> Who Who's going to be the Democrat?

Who's next? [ __ ] Gavin Newsome. He's

not going to [ __ ] put up a >> course he would. Of course he would. He

copies everything that Trump does. He

even tries to talk like Trump on Twitter. You don't think that he would

Twitter. You don't think that he would put up plaques that talk about how corrupt Trump was and about how terrible and he was quoted as lying over 5,000 times by Washington Post? M, you know.

Yeah, but he doesn't have to put up a plaque. That'll just be everywhere.

plaque. That'll just be everywhere.

>> I mean, but he could put that under his photo, though. Like, that's never been a

photo, though. Like, that's never been a thing that people did before.

>> For sure.

>> Right. I mean, I'm guessing what was it before?

>> He added that uh Ronald Reagan was a fan of President Trump's long before his historic run for the White House.

>> That's so disturbing. That's such crazy.

[ __ ] Lackey put that [ __ ] up and was like, "Do you like this?" Of course he's going to [ __ ] like it, >> bro. He wrote it. What are you talking

>> bro. He wrote it. What are you talking about? You don't think he wrote it? You

about? You don't think he wrote it? You

think a lackey wrote it?

>> I don't [ __ ] if I know. I don't know what's going on.

>> It's whoever's writing his tweets wrote that.

>> Yeah.

>> Same [ __ ] >> He's got to be writing his tweets.

>> I I think they made a video of it, right? Yeah.

right? Yeah.

>> So, the video is like he says things and someone types it out for him.

He [ __ ] up on Twitter this week.

>> What? With the Rob Riner thing? Yeah.

Yeah. That's crazy.

>> It's all crazy.

>> Every Like, so if he didn't do the Rob Ryan thing and then put up those plaques, I'll be like, "Ah, that's funny." But then the Rob Ryan thing,

funny." But then the Rob Ryan thing, you're like, "God damn it, dude."

>> Well, the plaques are crazy.

>> The plaques are crazy.

>> The plaques are crazy. It's like you're the White House is supposed to be where each new president you you the new

guy comes in. You won the new election.

Congratulations. Let me show you around.

This is what it's like. These are all the photos. What's another

the photos. What's another >> I think this they look at the I think that's the photo for Joe Biden.

>> It's an autopen.

>> Yeah.

>> Okay. That's

>> That's so crazy. That's hilarious.

That's so crazy.

>> Yeah. But again, it's still funny >> when he does crazy [ __ ] When he does crazy [ __ ] and it's funny, I like it, >> right?

>> But the the Rob Reiner thing is not funny, right? And that's like the same

funny, right? And that's like the same thing.

>> Yeah.

>> It's the same kind of thinking. And when

you But when you see it with no empathy, that's when it's hard to like.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> I wish he could apologize.

>> I know you can't and you won't.

>> You listen, there's no justification for what he did that makes any sense in a compassionate society. It's no different

compassionate society. It's no different than people that were celebrating when Charlie Kirk got shot.

>> That's what Yeah. That's the thing that bothers me kind of thing, bro. It'd be

like if Obama tweeted >> Yeah.

>> Yeah. Rest in piss.

>> Imagine Oh my god. Imagine Imagine if Obama tweeted, you know, something about someone, you know, after they died in in this way that this person was a deranged that person had hated Obama and he wrote

Obama like >> all caps.

Imagine if Obama Trump. Do you imagine if Obama talked like Trump? They hated

Obama, >> like that was his thing. He talked about himself in third person. That would be crazy. It just shows you how crazy it is

crazy. It just shows you how crazy it is the way Trump thinks and talks.

>> It's just like >> the guy got sliced up by his kid, you know? Anybody that doesn't see that and

know? Anybody that doesn't see that and go "Fuck man."

>> Yeah. It's the worst.

>> So, you know, >> also the kid's claiming not guilty right now. Oh, Carl. Okay.

now. Oh, Carl. Okay.

>> I like it.

>> By reason of what?

>> I like the mood.

>> Oh, boy.

>> It's so It's so dark, man.

>> Yeah, it's really [ __ ] horrendous.

>> But on the other side of it, the the Rob Reiner thing was crazy because Rob Reiner like made it a mission to try to get Trump out of office and to try to get Trump arrested. And there's

>> this really weird video where he's sitting there with uh John Brennan and James Clapper, >> these two top dog spooks.

>> Yeah.

>> And they're talking about how this is like unacceptable that Trump is president. I'm like this is a crazy

president. I'm like this is a crazy thing to and like high production value.

Yeah. So it's like all filmed together.

They're coming up with reasons why they have to remove Trump from office.

>> Maybe they knew something.

>> All that sucked. I think that sucked.

But then, dude, you get murdered next to your wife by your son.

>> Horrible.

>> That's like the worst thing possible.

>> And then the president, >> right? It's a crazy thing to put out.

>> right? It's a crazy thing to put out.

>> By the time this episode comes out, we'll have moved on.

>> Yeah. Yeah, but it seems like >> you know it it seems like whenever something like that happens where someone is happy that

someone died so so many people just you you feel so disappointed >> you know you just feel like it's so disappointing.

>> Yeah.

>> It's like why why if you if you say that privately that's one thing which is also crazy.

>> Yeah.

>> But it's so disappointing. I mean,

someone would have to be the worst person ever and then you're like, you know what? [ __ ] that guy.

know what? [ __ ] that guy.

>> But Jesus.

>> Yeah, that's >> And the way it happened, too. Like, yo,

the way it happened makes it >> makes it 10 times worse.

>> Oh, God.

>> If he died in like a funny way, >> right, >> you know?

>> Right. Right. Right. Then it would be if he you he was like, "I'm gonna [ __ ] parachute out of a plane."

>> Right.

>> There you go.

>> Something stupid. Oh, he's bungee jumping. He lied about his weight.

jumping. He lied about his weight.

>> But then snap.

>> Then the worst possible way to die.

>> The worst possible way to die.

>> I mean, you and he did before all the political [ __ ] He did rule.

>> Oh, he had amazing rules, man. I made

amazing movies.

>> He ruled.

>> I mean, let's let's bring up Rob Reiner's filmography. How many great He

Reiner's filmography. How many great He wanted to come on the podcast and talk about JFK. That would have been sick.

about JFK. That would have been sick.

>> Yeah.

Um I don't know why that never happened.

>> What What films did he do?

>> Started off with >> I don't think Spinal Time might have been the first one, but uh Bride, Stand by Me, Stand by.

>> Okay. Stand by Me and Princess Bride.

Two of the greatest >> Few men. Wait, he made a few good men, bro. Misery. He did Misery.

bro. Misery. He did Misery.

>> [ __ ] amazing movie. Let me

>> Was he a producer on a few good men?

>> Let me make directors. We Which one?

Because he did a lot of stuff too. He's

been in movies.

Um directed them. So here you go. Like

writer, predtor or sorry, producer, writer, director, different and all.

>> He did direct a few main.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah, dude. He he made some bangers.

When Harry met Sally, >> he was a dad in Wolf of Wall Street.

>> He was hilarious in that.

>> Oh, yeah. That's right. I forgot about that.

>> Spinal tap was supposed to come out. I

think I read they put that on hold right now, >> bro.

>> Yeah. Horrendous.

That's That's like >> Hey, don't don't put anything out.

Someone take his [ __ ] phone.

>> Yeah. There's certain things the administration does that I'm just like, damn, you can't you can't defend it.

like the like the I don't think it's the administration necessarily, but they've definitely allowed it to happen where like [ __ ] ICE is making funny videos about deporting people >> and then like like [ __ ] like this. It's

like damn, dude. That's [ __ ] terrible.

>> They use Theo.

>> Yeah, >> they use Theo and a totally unrelated clip >> that like some lady said, uh, my friend has to leave the country. Will you make

a video? I heard you got boarded.

a video? I heard you got boarded.

>> I I mean, I knew that video existed before. Yeah, I'm the one editing the

before. Yeah, I'm the one editing the DHS.

>> It's just Theo being funny and you they use that in this ice thing and Theo's like, "Whoa." And he had a really good

like, "Whoa." And he had a really good response, too. He got them to take it

response, too. He got them to take it down, but his uh response, see if you can find it. Something that his uh opinions on immigration are much more nuanced.

>> I mean, that's the truth, though. It's

like, yeah, sure. Illegal immigration's

we should fix that.

>> Yeah.

>> Don't [ __ ] make it funny. It's a

serious thing. It's a serious thing you're doing.

>> Yeah. Why would you make it funny at all?

>> Yeah.

>> Like, is the thought like that that'll make it popular on TikTok and it'll spread that way? Is that the thought that it'll be a that video will get people to want to sign up?

>> I think a lot of a lot of those people are obviously just weird [ __ ] psychos that are in that world. I don't know.

>> I heard something that I don't know if it's true.

Um, it was about the Brown shooting, the Brown University shooting, and it's people claiming that

the the uh security cameras had been disabled.

>> Yes, >> I was trying to get Theo's tweet. Here's

just the quote of what it said before.

>> Yo, this is what he says. DHS, I didn't approve to be used in this. I know you know my address, so send a check and please take this down and please keep me out of your banger deportation videos.

Von said on his ex account, "When it comes to immigration, my thoughts and heart are a lot more nuanced than this video allows. Bye." Von added, "Perfect

video allows. Bye." Von added, "Perfect response."

response." >> Calling them banger videos is hilarious.

>> Yeah, they're ridiculous.

>> Yeah, they suck.

>> They suck. It's like, why are you doing that? I thought you're trying to get rid

that? I thought you're trying to get rid of like the worst people in the world.

You're not trying to be entertaining.

Like the job is to get rid of the worst people in the world. Like, but that that's what we're, you know, that's what we wanted. We wanted them to get rid of

we wanted. We wanted them to get rid of cartel members and terrorists. The worst

people in the world. That's who we're hoping for.

>> Yeah.

>> But then it's like anybody >> I bet they have quotas.

>> I bet they they're told they bet they do.

>> Without a doubt.

>> Whenever you give a quoting a law, >> you bad news. You get into weird territory. That's when cops pull people

territory. That's when cops pull people over for [ __ ] >> Yeah. That's how most of my buddies got

>> Yeah. That's how most of my buddies got DUI.

>> The cops needed to go.

>> They just took a chance.

>> Me and me and Jamie were just talking about that. How

about that. How >> just our hometown just miss it?

>> Yeah.

>> I was built that's what I was built for.

>> Hometowns >> 9 to5 and then go to a bar.

>> That's what you built for us. Did you

miss those days?

>> I miss it a lot.

>> Really?

>> I miss the going to the bar >> just for fun.

>> Just sitting there hanging out.

>> Bro, we had We could have beat Lancaster Catholic though. It's [ __ ] crazy. We

Catholic though. It's [ __ ] crazy. We

lost that [ __ ] That's what I'm going to talk about when I get home >> for Christmas. Yeah,

>> that's funny. You look forward to that?

>> I do.

>> [ __ ] rules. My high school buddies, they all have families now.

>> Yeah, it's nice. Especially when your friends get families. It's nice to go go out with them. They when you see them get that one night off, you go, "Oh, this guy's about to [ __ ] black out.

This is going to be crazy."

I have somebody I have friends come to shows and just fall apart. That's

hilarious.

>> That's so funny.

>> Yeah. No, sorry about the derailing it from that actual conversation.

>> No, it's okay. I don't even remember what we were talking about.

>> Security cameras.

>> The Brown University thing.

>> Now, what why did they have the security cameras? Why were they disabled? Because

cameras? Why were they disabled? Because

I don't even want to say what I what I read.

>> The thing online was saying, yeah, it was ICE.

>> Yeah. that it was it because they wanted to stop ICE from using the feed to locate illegals that are working on the campus maybe or maybe citizens that are or students rather. Yeah.

>> That are uh >> because they've done some wild [ __ ] like they did I don't know if they wind up deporting that lady but they were trying to deport that lady because she was a student and she wrote a an essay that

was critical of Israel.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

a response from their officials, I guess.

>> Um, call on lack of CC >> that in mind and they want to know how a school with a $9 billion endowment does not have cameras on one of the older buildings at the edge of the camera edge

of the campus where this happened. Not

even in the front door, who who's coming and going? Now, they asked this question

and going? Now, they asked this question knowing that the shooter may have done whatever he wanted, but the cameras a would have deterred or b captured a better look at him and we wouldn't be

here today 5 days out. I want you to explain that because there's a lot of parents who are wondering where are you investing your money?

>> Yeah, I appreciate that question and I want to reiterate as our president did that supporting our students and communicating to the parents to our community about our support is of utmost

importance. Um, we have 1,200 cameras

importance. Um, we have 1,200 cameras located throughout the campus. We don't

publish the locations of the cameras.

That would give a map to somebody to evade detection on the cameras. So, that

would be counterproductive to do that.

There are cameras in this building. And

as I answered the previous question, we have turned over all evidence that we are holding at Brown to law enforcement and are cooperating fully with them.

>> So, you're saying that there's a camera.

You're saying there's cameras in the building. I was told yesterday there

building. I was told yesterday there wasn't cameras in the building. The

attorney general said old building.

>> I'm on camera right now, you [ __ ] >> New building with cameras.

>> I believe he said that there were two different phases of the building that might have two different levels of technology. Again, all video imagery has

technology. Again, all video imagery has been turned over to law enforcement.

>> That doesn't make sense.

>> Okay, this is contradictory to what I read. What I read was that somebody had

read. What I read was that somebody had disabled them.

Um, so he was saying there is cameras and they turned over all footage.

There's got to be cameras.

>> But the thing is like when you hear a story like they disabled it for ICE, like is that story total [ __ ] And is that story designed to get people to tweet that out so that other people start believing it?

>> For sure.

>> H >> they were naming the [ __ ] shooter. I

thought Did you see that?

>> Yeah. How they name >> before they got No, before they got the Portuguese guy.

>> Oh, really? They were naming a different shooter.

>> Some uh Yeah.

>> Oh, no. Yeah.

>> Who's the different?

>> I was all over I was going, "This [ __ ] how dare you."

>> Who was the different guy?

>> Uh, it was a kid that was in like uh protest and [ __ ] like a Gaza kid.

>> So, they instantly named him and Yeah, whatever. So,

whatever. So, >> he's going to get paid.

>> He should.

>> Oh, yeah.

>> He should.

>> Remember the Atlanta one where the guy they they ruined his life and they said he was a bomber?

>> It was just a security guard. Remember

that guy?

>> Yeah. The movie. Uh,

>> yeah.

>> [ __ ] is his name?

>> I I forget his name, too. But I remember the real story.

>> Walter Paul Walter Hower plays him in uh I hope I'm getting that name right. I

know that guy. He's the man.

>> Uh Richard Juel.

>> Richard Juel.

>> I was there that day.

>> You were in Atlanta?

>> Yeah, I was there.

Dude, that's crazy.

>> What?

>> Yeah. When we were headed home, the only reason we weren't there when it went off was cuz we couldn't get scalp tickets to watch the Dream Team play. The guy that we were trying to buy them from, ripped them up in front of my dad and just threw them in the [ __ ] sewer. We're

like, "What? Yo, who does that?

>> You are Ohio. You are Ohio trash. You

went to the Olympics to scout drink.

>> No, we went to other stuff, but like we didn't have tickets to that game. So,

like we were like, let's find tickets to the game.

>> What else did you see?

>> Like a volleyball game and uh baseball game.

>> Richard Jewel, right?

>> Yeah, Richard Juul.

>> Um I just sent you this thing.

>> Yeah, I found a thing on Twitter about it. It says there's like an open letter

it. It says there's like an open letter in August that anti-ICE protesters wanted uh the cameras disabled, but I didn't see that it actually happened. I'll find

her.

>> Bro, >> it's all weird.

>> Actually looking at >> I've kind of checked out.

>> Let me hear this.

>> Oh, >> human rights group.

>> To un human rights group to university administrators dismantle surveillance to defend free speech. Now,

>> huh?

>> I don't know if they did it.

>> What does that mean? the ground put off because the sanctuary city law that we have you don't want to recall illegal immigrants and you don't want provide

the footage to the FBI or immigration authority one camera and that building it come out from your detectives they are friend of mine they're angry at this investigation if these people in Brown

University put the camera off they can identify that person you imagine how the family going to go through >> tell the truth this to the media here >> you We heard from both the Brown police

chief.

>> Isn't that Isn't that where that girl got taken for writing the letter right when this all started? Wasn't she a Brown student or something?

>> Was it? I thought it was Columbia. I

don't remember though.

>> I don't remember though. That's what

this >> See if you could find that story cuz that story is also [ __ ] crazy. Like

you're deporting a student for having an opinion about a world war. It's a war that's happening, right? At least from one side of it.

Like having an opinion is a problem that gets you ejected from the country. Like

especially you're at a university which is supposed to be a place where ideas get challenged.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. It turns out every both sides are totally hypocritical and do exactly what the other side did. And

>> it's interesting because we're getting to see it um more clearly than we've ever seen it before, right?

>> Yeah. It seems like it >> was Tus University.

>> Tus arrested and detained by uh ICE agents in Somerville, Massachusetts. What did

she say?

>> She wrote out something in the newspaper, I think. Like the school newspaper, >> right? But

>> right? But >> what was it? Let's see if we could read it.

>> I wonder like what got her deported.

What were the words?

>> Criticizing leadership. She

>> criticized TU's leadership response to the TUS community union Senate passing several resolutions concerning human rights violations in Gaza months after the op-ed was written and just weeks

before she was detained. The website

Canary mission uh published a profile on Miss I don't know how to say her name, Ozurk, including her photograph claiming she engaged in anti-Israel activism. Its

sole support for the contention was a link and screenshots of her op-ed. When

asked about her case, Secretary of State Marco Rubio confirmed revoking her visa, adding, "We gave you a visa to come and study and get a degree, not to become a social activist that tears up our

university campuses.

>> Shut up, Marco."

>> So, she was asking, put that up again, please. So she was asking she was

please. So she was asking she was criticizing TUS's leadership's response to the TUS community union Senate passing several resolutions. So she must

be a part of the TUS community union Senate or or someone is. So they passed several resolutions concerning human rights violations.

So like what is but like what what was she I want to know what she actually said.

You know what I mean? I mean, we're getting a synopsis of what her actual op-ed was.

>> I can find the op.

>> See if you can find it. It's just

interesting because like what what can get you kicked out of a country that is the most pro- free speech country on planet Earth? Like what gets you kicked

planet Earth? Like what gets you kicked out? Is it really speech,

out? Is it really speech, >> right? But is it only that one? Is it

>> right? But is it only that one? Is it

only that one? Like what if you had an opinion on Ukraine and Russia?

>> Would that get you kicked out?

>> I doubt it.

>> That's weird, right? certainly is.

>> That's kind of weird. It's a little noticed though.

>> Give me two more beers. Okay, I'll let you know. I'll let you know. My

you know. I'll let you know. My

algorithm's been feeding me.

It's kind of crazy because, you know, unless someone is outright calling for violence or revolution or to ignore the

laws or ignore the rules, if they're just having an opinion on a gigantic international conflict.

>> Sure.

>> That seems crazy to want to kick him out of the country.

>> Unless there's something more that I don't know.

>> Yeah. Maybe she must have said something. You would think pretty crazy,

something. You would think pretty crazy, >> but I bet you she didn't.

>> Yeah, she might.

>> We'll see.

>> Uh, I bet it was a wild ass statement.

>> Oh, this is so long.

Try again. President Kumar renewing calls to for TUS to adopt March 4th TCU Senate resolutions.

uh university's response to Senator wholly inadequate and dismissive of the Senate, the collective voice of the student body. Why? First of all, why

student body. Why? First of all, why would TUS be um doing anything about what's happening in Gaza? And what could they really do? You

Gaza? And what could they really do? You

know what I'm saying?

>> Yeah. But if Yeah.

>> Like what could they really do?

>> I don't know. They might stop it.

uh investments and divesting from companies and direct or indirect ties to Israel is what they were talking about, >> right? But the problem is, aren't those

>> right? But the problem is, aren't those companies, Israel is not a communist dictatorship. So those companies that

dictatorship. So those companies that you're not going to invest in, they're just citizens of Israel. Like you're

citizens of America. You know what I mean? It's like they there's a lot of

mean? It's like they there's a lot of people that were protesting Netanyahu before October 7th. It's like not everybody agrees with everybody. It's

not not like Israel is a monoculture that only has like one thing that they they think. There's a lot of people over

they think. There's a lot of people over there that don't like their their government. So like to ban their

government. So like to ban their business and not use their like what?

[ __ ] if I know.

>> I don't know what does that do? It puts

pressure on them to vote differently, I guess. Yeah.

guess. Yeah.

>> Yeah. Where'd she Where was she from?

>> But that but again, isn't that that's just an opinion?

>> It's an opinion.

>> It didn't even I don't think she even said anything that wild in there.

>> Is that what the [ __ ] she got kicked out for? There's probably a lot more to it,

for? There's probably a lot more to it, but >> one of three or four authors of this paper even.

>> That's one of those things where like you got to be able to talk about [ __ ] like that. And if you can talk about

like that. And if you can talk about [ __ ] like that if you're from Ohio and they're not going to send you out of the country somewhere.

>> You know what I'm saying?

>> Why can't you talk about it if you're from another country?

>> From Ohio at a bar.

>> I feel like once you are in America legally, shouldn't we treat you like a [ __ ] American >> other than, you know, >> Certainly. Yeah, other than you being

>> Certainly. Yeah, other than you being able to vote yet, but once you're here legally, we've agreed they can in a lot of places. Turns out they can.

of places. Turns out they can.

>> They're getting some votes in.

>> Turns out it's not zero. It's not zero.

Anybody who says it's zero is [ __ ] lying.

>> Yep.

>> Did you see that most most recent thing uh about the Georgia elections?

>> No.

>> Oh, it's kind of crazy. Um the uh >> I told you I checked out, dude. I'm

watching fighter jet highlight videos on my phone. That's

my phone. That's >> You're better off that way. You're

better off checking out. I'm waiting for the college football playoffs.

>> Yeah.

>> Patiently.

>> Um they found uh a ton of um >> Well, I don't want to put it. Let me

pause for a second when I find this.

>> I got the tweet.

>> You got it.

>> Yeah, but it's I think it's a I don't I don't I don't know either. I'm not

paying attention to this.

>> Found votes is >> Well, they they were saying that that 315,000 early votes lacked the pole workers signatures.

We don't dispute the allegation.

>> Right. So if that's true, they admit that 315,000 votes lacked pole worker signatures and they were counted in 2020. I don't think that's legal.

2020. I don't think that's legal.

Let's put in put that into perplexity.

Is that legal?

>> Uh >> like if that's true, is that legal? And

should those votes have counted? So

because here's where it gets crazy.

Trump uh lost to Biden in Georgia by I think it was 11,000 votes.

>> Yeah. I read though that they had already done a hand count of these votes since because this has been disputed for the last 5 years, you know.

>> So, what does that mean? They did a hand count of the votes. The thing is it doesn't have the poll signature, right?

>> I I'm just saying that's separate from the poll. I don't even know what. But

the poll. I don't even know what. But

what the accusation at least is that 315,000 lacked. So, put the tweet up again so we

lacked. So, put the tweet up again so we can read the accusation.

It says 315,000 early votes that lacked pole worker signatures.

So yeah, a pole worker is supposed to sign every one of them, right?

>> That's that I I was trying to read into what this means. There's something like each day when they use the machine, they have to like zero out the machine to make sure like you know it's starting at zero >> and then at the end of the day you got

to sign off on what it says. someone

counted them or something like that >> and they don't have evidence because there wasn't anything being signed that this even started at zero. They could

have had their sample tally still on there from when they're practicing the machines to make sure they counted right.

>> There's a lot of discrepancies on what that could have meant. I think I it's a chain of custody issue.

>> I don't know again what that means specifically to this particular case.

So, it could mean many things. And one

of the things that it could mean is that 315,000 early votes were [ __ ] >> They also don't know what who voted for who in those 315,000

>> I bet if we tallied those up.

>> That's right. I think I was reading into these tweets. Some people were like,

these tweets. Some people were like, "This is nonsense." Because they've already gone back and counted them all.

But they people are fighting with those people. And

people. And >> the problem is when you asked Trump about it, like when I had him on the podcast, I'm like, "You think you think they stole the 2020 election?" like tell me what what's the evidence.

>> He didn't >> Well, he he might not have remembered.

He might have just said, "Tell me what they did." And like had somebody work on

they did." And like had somebody work on it and then they told him and then he starts talking about it, but he didn't really go in depth about it. I don't

know. But he didn't have a satisfactory answer.

>> No, he didn't. I was hoping he did.

>> I was hoping he did, too. Like

>> I was hoping I was hoping that he would have said they stole it through >> like propaganda and [ __ ] or like what they what happened >> in those years >> certainly

>> and instead it was just down to like he thought like voter fraud and like >> which I'm sure there was some but it was like you could have had an argument with what happened in 2020 and leading up to

it.

>> Yeah. You could definitely have a thing where you see with the FBI and the Twitter files and all that [ __ ] with the Hunter Biden laptop story.

>> Nothing. You didn't even bring that up.

>> Yeah, I should have brought that up.

>> Um, Georgia officials and complaints agree that failing to obtain required poll worker signatures on the tabulator tapes for roughly 315,000 early vote

ballots in Fulton County was a violation of Georgia election procedure law, i.e.

it was not done in compliance with the statute. That does not automatically

statute. That does not automatically mean individual voters did anything wrong or that their ballots are criminally illegal, but it does mean the county certification process for those

votes did not follow the state legal requirements.

So those are not supposed to have been counted. Is that what they're saying?

counted. Is that what they're saying?

Because it didn't follow the requirements.

>> That's >> that's what they're saying. Um so it said scroll back up again so I can hear.

So it says pole workers must also print and sign zero tapes at the start of voting to show machines begin at zero.

And these signed tapes serve as the official certification that reported totals from the scanner are authentic.

That's what they require. So they

require people to do that. So maybe

someone didn't do that what they were required. That's a possibility.

required. That's a possibility.

>> I think 36 did.

36 of 37 advanced voting precincts in Fulton County had failed to sign the tabulation tapes, including that the county violated official election record

document processes required by statute.

Um, the ones the voting precincts put this in that um failed to sign the tabulation tapes, were they predominantly Republican or Democrat?

Just Google Fton County, click images.

>> Yeah, >> I think you know. What do you think?

>> I don't know.

>> Well, I mean, if the if the Republicans are complaining about it, it's obviously a Democrat, >> right? Count

>> right? Count >> for sure >> predominantly was close. Here we go.

>> That's how I would have spelled it.

>> [ __ ] going.

>> That's how I would have spelled it.

>> I thought it was right.

>> I can't believe anything's wrong though.

>> I thought it was right.

>> I wonder if AI would have figured it out.

>> It would have with >> Plexity would have.

>> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Specific 36 to 37 advanced voting locations with unsigned tapes are not publicly broken out by party, but Fulton County as a whole is strongly Democratic

and its advanced early vote totals in 2020 were overwhelmingly Democratic.

In other words, those affected advanced voting sites would be expected to be predominantly Democrat in their results,

not Republican. Weird that 36 out of 37

not Republican. Weird that 36 out of 37 that have unsigned tapes are strong

Democratic and that there's 315,000 votes that aren't supposed to be there.

They didn't sign for the But it's okay.

Don't worry about it. We just forgot to tally.

>> [ __ ] it. We forgot the tally. Whoopsies.

We were so busy making sure we saved democracy >> that we forgot the tally.

>> They saved it. It was a [ __ ] good four years.

>> What a great move though. If they really did steal the election, like wow. Am I

Is that the first time anyone's ever done it?

>> I don't know if they did it. I'm not

saying they did it, but I'm saying if they did do it, like what a great movie that would be.

>> There's no way. a bunch of [ __ ] pink-haired dorks who really do hijack the system and they're >> good for them >> in the [ __ ] back rooms like licking

envelopes and sealing mailin ballots.

>> Try this. I don't I asked the thing I read and it says they were both handc counted and fully audited after the fact. I asked if after they had found a problem in certification and

it says that they did.

>> Handcounted and fully audited after the fact.

There's no way the people that didn't sign are the ones making sure to tell everyone it was handcounted, right?

>> It says handc counted but then recounted by machine >> and those process included Fulton even though the later issue about unsigned early voting tapes was not corrected by

a new post2024 handc count. Wait, wait a minute. What does that mean? was the

minute. What does that mean? was the

issue about unsigned early voting tapes was not corrected by a new post2024 handc count. Hm.

handc count. Hm.

>> I guess this is a weird I don't know what any of this stuff means to be honest with you.

>> Yeah. What does that mean?

>> That's what's confusing. I'm like was there 315 weird votes or not? because

that that is the main like uh right-wing I bet if you went on truth social and asked them how do they steal the election they'd [ __ ] >> I bet you can't get banned from truth social right you probably can't get banned

>> maybe you say something liberal >> you'd have to say but you'd have to be like crazy liberal or if you said I believe uh that there's two genders on blue sky you're dunzies >> are you >> instant gone see you

>> blue sky's is nuts >> bro they go crazy do you know what man told us >> I I Do I do know what he told us? I

don't know how true that is.

>> Yeah, we should find out.

>> Yeah, let's find out.

>> So, McCann says that they created a ban in Australia on social media for kids under 16. Uh that this ban includes

under 16. Uh that this ban includes Instagram and Tik Tok, but does not include Blue Sky.

>> If that's true, that is crazy.

You're you're just you like up until 16 years old, the only way you get to communicate is the most radically leftist site available.

>> In Blue Sky, I saw this lady uh one one guy rather um said, "I'm trying to be zen about it." Like something happened to him. I'm trying to be zen about it.

to him. I'm trying to be zen about it.

And then this other guy underneath it chimes in, "It would be great if you would stop being racist to Asians."

>> Maybe he was being funny.

>> No, no.

No no no no no no no no no.

There's no humor over there. There's no

humor. It is It is a a a [ __ ] SSRI soup. It's There's no humor over there.

soup. It's There's no humor over there.

It's There's no humor.

>> I [ __ ] with Blki. I got to get on there.

>> I thought it was Blki for so long.

>> Call it Blk. I bet a lot of people got to call it that is nice.

>> They'll ban the [ __ ] out of you. The

law's uh initial list of restricted platforms includes Facebook, Instagram X, Tik Tok, YouTube, Snapchat, Reddit, Threads, Kick, and Twitch. Other

platforms including Stream uh Steam, Blue Sky, WhatsApp, and YouTube Kids were considered but not included in the ban. So that's true. So Blue Sky, which

ban. So that's true. So Blue Sky, which is just Twitter, but for super hardcore lefties, is not included in the ban.

>> Did they ban True Social?

Doesn't seem like find out. Put that

into perplexity. Find out if the Australian ban includes truth social.

>> They're banning Trump's tweets.

>> Imagine if you get on truth social when you're 13. They'll let you buck wild,

you're 13. They'll let you buck wild, but blue skis just like tanking kids.

>> That's wild.

>> Turn the kids trans left and right.

>> Reddit's available. That's

>> I thought it just said Reddit was not.

>> Thought they said Reddit was one of the >> link I just clicked said could extend to Reddit, Twitch, and Roblox. Even dating

apps, >> but Oh, some people are bribing them.

Let's be honest. It's Roblox. People are

bribing them.

>> Reddit's a little uh >> Yeah, this is uh >> the Reddit's left leaning.

>> Reddit is among the companies that has approached.

>> I think they need to have certain things on their websites and those websites that are banned don't have those blocks of like filters available yet.

>> I tell you I tell you I tried to uh try to jack off on Reddit. I tell you that.

>> All right.

>> Cuz I they born they they banned Pornhub here.

>> Oh, I see. So I was like I heard people jack off on Reddit and I try to avoid Reddit and then I as soon as I soon as I opened it first thing was like Shankulus

[ __ ] sucks now. I was like no >> no I still got one off but that was a tough one. There's a lot of mean angry

tough one. There's a lot of mean angry people out there Shane.

>> Yeah people are not happy life >> for sure.

>> That is a a that's the porn thing is a weird one too because kids know about VPNs. You're just keeping stupid kids

VPNs. You're just keeping stupid kids from jerking off.

>> It's probably good.

>> It's probably out of >> You want the stupid ones out of come so they're not making dumb decisions.

>> You're making another good point.

>> Yeah. You want them all dried out.

>> You want the kids tweeting on Blooki, dude.

>> All the stupid kids. You just want them jerking off as much as possible. We

should like you should have an IQ test to see if you could get porn. And that

IQ test should be really making sure you're dumb. And if you're too smart,

you're dumb. And if you're too smart, [ __ ] you. Like if you pass it, >> you gotta go study. You go study.

>> But if you hit like a 65 >> on the They just go, "Go ahead, jack off.

>> Jack off."

>> Imagine that. That would be a way that would keep dumb people >> like sedated.

>> Just give them as much sedated.

>> Maybe that's what they're doing to us, to all of us. Just keep giving us live porn 247 anytime you want it. Hop on a website.

It's a good way to keep dumb people just >> dried up outages.

>> Yeah, no motivation is pretty crazy.

Used to, you know, it's a classic bit, but you got to used to it used to be an ordeal to get your hands on that [ __ ] >> Now it's just like I'll be watching a I was watching I was watching Revolutionary War doc

last night and in between I was just pause.

All right, let's see what happened at Tyonderoga.

And you are one of 99% of the population of men when they're alone.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> I'm watching Ken Burns Revolution, >> right?

>> Seahawks Seahawks Rams just finished up.

Classic game.

Toss on some Revolutionary War. Started

dragging a little. I said, "Fuck it.

Pause. Jack off."

You know, Benedict Arnold was the hero of Tyonoga.

>> Now you're actually interested in it and not distracted.

>> Fully not distracted. Do you know uh John Lily, the guy who invented the sensory deprivation tank?

>> No, I don't.

>> He He was uh involved.

>> He's cracking them off in there.

>> Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

>> He definitely had a family. He was like, "This is a chamber that no one can go in.

>> He was jacking off, dude."

>> Probably. But more importantly, he also ran this research where they were working with dolphins. It was like he was a pioneer in interspecies communication. So they were attempting

communication. So they were attempting to to teach dolphins how to speak. And

so this lady, I'm not bullshitting here.

This lady, this is the dumbest group of people.

>> Dumbest idea. They were all on ketamine.

This lady lived in a house that was like 3 ft high in water with a [ __ ] dolphin. And the thing was they found

dolphin. And the thing was they found out that she had to jack the dolphin off. If she didn't jack the dolphin off,

off. If she didn't jack the dolphin off, the dolphin would not pay attention.

>> I've heard this story. Yes.

>> So she would every day she would jack them off and they went, "What? Cancel

this [ __ ] project. This lady's

jacking off dolphins.

>> I bet you by the 100th 120th time jacking him off, he was like, "Oh shit."

>> Holy [ __ ] >> The problem with dolphins is they don't have lips, right? So they make a totally different kind of sound. You can't get them to sound like a human. And these

[ __ ] idiots are like, "Get hello.

Hello." He's like, >> "Yeah, >> I swear to God the Nazis were trying to get dogs to talk." Oh, I bet they were.

>> Everyone's trying to get >> What's that, Jerry?

>> Everyone's trying to get animals to talk.

>> Sound is the documentary.

>> What do you got? What is it?

>> The whole documentary called The Dolphin House.

>> Oh, about the place where this lady lived.

>> Lily, that's the guy. I think

>> I hate to be this guy, but I would hit pause on that documentary and crack one off fully.

I'd be disappointed in myself.

>> So, this lady just lived with a [ __ ] dolphin.

Where was this? Where were they?

>> Like where was the house?

>> Damn it.

>> She just had to jack that dolphin off all the time.

>> Think if that was your wife and then this documentary comes out later and you're like, >> "What?

>> What did you do?"

>> Also, again, >> I did research. I did scientific research. You get off my back.

research. You get off my back.

>> I know.

>> I was young and single and we hadn't even met yet.

>> I don't care. You didn't tell me.

>> You jacked off. We were engaged. You

were jacking off dolphins for research.

>> Depends how long you guys would get all really testy.

>> Um, >> St. Thomas.

>> St. Thomas.

>> Okay. But the bummer thing is the dolphin doesn't want to be in that stupid little house. The dolphin wants to be out there swimming.

>> After a while, he did after he got a few pandies.

>> Yeah, [ __ ] >> Yeah, right.

>> He got That's the jackpot, >> right?

>> Put him in a house. He's in a [ __ ] house. They're feeding him. He's getting

house. They're feeding him. He's getting

jacked off.

>> You want to hear a dark uh truth about dolphins? Um, female dolphins are very

dolphins? Um, female dolphins are very promiscuous. We should make sure this is

promiscuous. We should make sure this is true. Uh, because I've been

true. Uh, because I've been >> female dolphin [ __ ] >> And I think they think the theory is because uh when they have babies, it takes a long time for them to raise

their baby and they won't breed uh while they're taking care of their babies. I

think it's like several years. And so

the males will kill babies of a female they haven't slept with.

>> Keep [ __ ] >> Yes. So they can get them to [ __ ]

>> Yes. So they can get them to [ __ ] They'll kill the baby of a female that they haven't slept slept with.

>> So the females sleep with as many men as possible so that the dolphin doesn't know whether or not it's his kids.

>> That's cool.

>> It is. Yeah.

>> But it's also like, yo, how ruthless is everybody?

>> Yeah.

>> I mean, dolphins are supposed to be our peaceful spiritual cousins that live in the ocean.

>> No. And meanwhile, they regular kill babies and they force their ladies into being hoes so that they don't get their babies killed.

>> Whenever you look at animals, you got to think about >> think about what we do.

>> That's true. Yeah. If uh male dolphins kill the babies of female dolphins they haven't had sex with.

>> You got to think about what we do and then you think dolphins are dumber than us, they're probably doing crazy [ __ ] >> I don't know if they are dumber than us.

That's what's weird. um they just can't be they can't affect their environment.

We we assume that intelligence is only the ability to manipulate your environment. That's what we assume

environment. That's what we assume because we we associate intelligence with all the stuff that we've created.

But we don't even know what the [ __ ] they're saying, you know? We haven't

been able to decipher their language.

They have very specific languages.

>> She was probably two or three jackoffs away from finding out. She was right on the cusp and they were like alone.

>> You dumb [ __ ] Get out of here.

>> Just needed more funding. They just

needed more funding.

Um, male dolphins sometimes kill calves sired by other males to bring the mother back into estrus sooner. Yeah. Allowing

them to mate and pass on their genes behavior called infanticide observed in species like bottl-nose and Pacific whitesided dolphins.

>> Yeah.

>> Species makes them have like a high-speed race. It says to find the

high-speed race. It says to find the best agile partner.

>> Jeez. Most agile.

>> You got to win that race, >> kid. I'd be a terrible race. That's

>> kid. I'd be a terrible race. That's

crazy. seen by several males on high speed chases.

>> They hit him with the cone the cone drill.

>> Yet females show selectivity for agile partners and can control fertilization via vaginal structure. Oh, so a guy could nut in them and they'd like, "No, no, baby. [ __ ] you."

no, baby. [ __ ] you."

>> Oh, that's a nice thing.

>> That's just a nut. That's a nice thing.

>> I wish girls could do that.

>> Imagine that if they just come up with that instead of uh abortion. They just

go, "Oh, we're just going to give you a dolphin [ __ ] Just lock it down." Oh,

look at this next part.

>> Just when you go nuts and you lock it down. Okay. Make an agreement. You You

down. Okay. Make an agreement. You You

sure you're going to lock it down? You

told me you want babies. I swear to God.

>> No, no, no. I'm locking it down for you.

>> You swear to God. The question, are female dolphins [ __ ] >> Right.

>> Yeah. Females participate in same-sex genital rubbing, masturbation, and pleasure pleasure seeking via functional ctoruses rich in nerves, indicating sex

serves social enjoyment roles beyond procreation. Up to 75% of dolphin sexual

procreation. Up to 75% of dolphin sexual activity may prioritize pleasure or alliances over breeding. Males often

coers via alliances, but females evade or reposition to exert choice. So, they

scissor. female scissoring in the dolphin community.

>> I like it.

>> We broke that news here.

>> Bring that up. There was a dusky dolphin dude.

>> What's that one doing? Just [ __ ] boys in Penn State's locker room.

>> Oh jeez.

>> Come on.

>> Oh no.

>> I had a couple now.

>> He's ready to roll.

>> Oh no.

Oh no.

>> The old dusky dolphin.

>> Yeah. So like when when we we think about like peaceful creatures on earth, we're the most we're number one. We're

the most peaceful. As

>> no chance.

>> Yeah. Yeah. as warlike as we are as far as intelligence wise.

>> Okay. All right. All right. I'll give

you Well, no, dude. What are uh there's got to be some peaceful.

>> Dolphins must be going to war with each other right?

>> There's no way those hieraxes hierra aren't doing anything. And uh

>> No, there's no way we're the most peaceful.

>> What are the most peaceful are those um those those chimpanzees, the bonobos or the chilling?

>> They all they do is [ __ ] each other.

>> Yeah, >> bonobos are wild. They look a lot like chimps, just a little softer. And all

they do is just get it on. What are

those guys with those big noses?

>> Oh, >> those are funny guys.

>> Those are weird. That's a weird look.

How about the ones where their [ __ ] lights up when they want to puck?

>> Their [ __ ] becomes like a target when they do that.

>> Oh, bro. This is

>> They put a light up in there.

>> Lighted butt clubs. No,

>> put plugs in.

Really?

>> Oh, bro. Pull that Bucky back up. Look

at this guy's face. How are you?

>> Hold on. Can you get him uh making a noise? They're very funny.

noise? They're very funny.

>> Yeah.

>> That's the physique I'm going for.

>> There was an old school comedian that had this big crazy nose and they would call him the Schnoz.

Who the [ __ ] am I thinking of? Like old

oldtimey movies.

They'd call him the Schnoz. That's it.

Jimmy Duranti. Yeah,

>> he does look like a probiscus. a lot

like one.

But his whole thing was like his nose was huge.

>> Yeah, he got [ __ ] schnoz.

>> That's a hell of a schnot.

>> There's no other way to describe that.

>> Ari Shafir would make fun of his nose.

>> Yeah. Look, I mean all of his photo, all the, you know, caricatures, his nose is preposterous.

>> He aged into it.

>> Yeah. Worked out.

>> You're a young man with that [ __ ] nose. That's tough.

nose. That's tough.

>> Tough time. You hear this guy? This is

nice.

>> Wait till you hear this [ __ ] talk.

>> Nose like a man.

>> Nose like a man. Yeah.

>> What?

>> I like those guys. They have to be peaceful.

>> Oh, that's a weird face, man. Imagine if

they were >> That's what women look like now.

>> Yeah, >> for real.

>> Lindos's job.

>> Exactly what women look like.

>> It's a Michael Jackson thing.

>> Yeah, >> bro. Imagine if that was 10 feet tall

>> bro. Imagine if that was 10 feet tall and was trying to kill your baby.

>> You know what I'm saying? Yeah.

Whoa. What did they do in a past life to come back as that? They must have been really mean.

>> They must have been a really mean person.

>> What are you talking about, dude?

>> They must have been a really mean person in past life.

>> Yo, bro.

>> Jesus. That's like a man. That's like a really evil man from the past has been reincarnated as this [ __ ] up monkey >> ballack on his face.

>> Like he's kind of conscious that something's wrong.

>> Why am I not in my medieval manner?

>> You're at the Baltimore Zoo.

>> He's getting stared at by little kids.

>> This is good stuff.

>> What was that other one? The Michael

Jackson one.

>> I like that guy >> with the noseless one.

>> What was that tiny little [ __ ] guy?

>> That tiny little guy was terrifying. It

was huge. You know, it was real big and giant. You get it would suck to get

giant. You get it would suck to get killed by a giant cute thing.

>> You know what I mean? Like a giant fluffy. You know, like some of the

fluffy. You know, like some of the monkeys are really cute.

>> Like if he was like >> golden snubnse, >> six inches tall, he would be really cute. Like, oh my god, he's so cute. If

cute. Like, oh my god, he's so cute. If

he was 10 feet tall, he would be [ __ ] terrified.

>> Snowman. Look at that [ __ ] thing.

>> That's what I'm saying, >> bro. That thing is terrifying. It's got

>> bro. That thing is terrifying. It's got

like a bat nose. Look at his [ __ ] creepy ass nose.

>> That's That would rip your [ __ ] face right off. Just jump on your face. You

right off. Just jump on your face. You

wouldn't be able to pull it off. Your

nose would be gone.

>> That rules, >> right? But if it's 10t tall, it doesn't

>> right? But if it's 10t tall, it doesn't rule. That thing's standing outside your

rule. That thing's standing outside your village waiting for your dog to go outside.

>> Stick [ __ ] That's a big man. Why are they so [ __ ] cute when they're little?

But if that thing was giant and had fangs, if it was 10 feet tall, but it wouldn't be. It was big and scare, it

wouldn't be. It was big and scare, it would have a scary face. Like, why is that? Why do the little ones What is

that? Why do the little ones What is cute? Why do the little ones have

cute? Why do the little ones have literally have a cute face that if you made that thing big, it wouldn't be as scary.

>> Maybe that's just our instinct to think babies are cute so we don't throw them.

>> Maybe. Huh.

>> You see that guy, you go, he's great.

>> See what the dolphins do.

>> Yeah. Maybe like it's like built into it. But there's a lot of stepdads

it. But there's a lot of stepdads listening to this right now getting dolphin impulses. [ __ ] I wish I could

dolphin impulses. [ __ ] I wish I could kill that little [ __ ] >> It is weird though, right? Cuz all the big scary things look scary.

>> Grizzlies are kind of cute.

>> No, they're not.

>> No, I was telling you that was the only thing I've ever seen in the wild.

>> Cute grizzly.

>> The only thing I've ever seen in the wild.

>> Polar bears are kind of cute, fellas.

Bro, >> obviously they're terrifying, but if he was [ __ ] 1 ft tall, you'd go, "That's an adorable guy."

>> That's a good point.

>> You know what I mean?

>> Until he was like tearing apart a seal.

>> He's bigger than you.

>> Yeah, >> bro. What are you talking about? Look at

>> bro. What are you talking about? Look at

that guy.

>> That's a cub, first of all.

>> That's still good. Look at these guys walking dude.

>> Um, show them walking, JMO. Get them

walking.

>> That's pretty cute. Now, uh, show Kodiak brown bear eating a moose. Put that in there. Kodiak brown bear eating a moose.

there. Kodiak brown bear eating a moose.

Bro, there's one of them that got this moose off the side of the road and was dragging it uphill. The moose is like 1,200 lb.

>> You see the one during the wedding?

>> Which one is that? Oh, yeah. There was a wedding and >> there's a wedding and then on the other side of the [ __ ] river there's just a grizzly tearing apart a moose.

>> Yeah, they they got married in Alaska.

Whoops.

>> Dude, how do you kill a moose, bro? They

can kill anything. They literally kill anything. I mean, he's just riding his

anything. I mean, he's just riding his back, drowning him.

>> Look at this. He's just hanging on to his [ __ ] back. Look at this. So cute.

That's a moose, man. Moose are so big.

>> That video, that guy in the >> That moose comes up to him. I sent it in the group chat. Or you did.

>> Yeah.

>> It's the scariest [ __ ] animal I've ever seen.

>> Oh, they're scary.

>> It's like a dinosaur. It's [ __ ] terrifying. He's

terrifying. He's >> so big, dude.

>> There's a guy hunting and a moose just comes up to him and is like staring at him. They're

him. They're >> I don't know how to describe it.

>> Well, they're so huge.

>> No, this is not it. But still

terrifying.

>> Not it, but still. That's not even a really big one. That moose like the one that you see in the car. Actually,

that's a pretty big one. His paddles are just going the wrong way. Yeah, that's

huge.

Whoa.

>> Yeah, don't do that.

Also, borderline looks like AI, but it's probably not.

>> Well, a lot of them are right now.

That's a problem. Almost everything is tricked left and right.

>> There's like the giant cat walking up to save its baby. Like,

>> moose are not afraid of you though.

That's one thing that's true.

>> But generally, they're very aggressive and depending upon what time of the year, they'll [ __ ] your car up, man.

>> It's not it, J Mo. But I still I don't want to see a moose get shot.

You love that [ __ ] I don't want to see those bullies get shot.

>> Have you ever eaten moose meat?

>> No.

>> It's delicious. It's really good.

>> It's a reason why bears try so hard to kill them.

>> Really?

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah, I get it.

>> So, they're cute up to a point.

>> Bears?

>> Yeah, they're cute up until they're about 2 years old. We were talking about earlier. I don't like uh black bears

earlier. I don't like uh black bears eyes. Bears do have shitty eyes,

eyes. Bears do have shitty eyes, >> bro.

>> They're so They're so close to being cute. They got weird looking eyes.

cute. They got weird looking eyes.

>> One of the weird things about um like um Yeah, this one. Look at that [ __ ] >> Oh yeah.

>> He's looking at him like, "Dude, I will [ __ ] you up is what he's saying. Look

how big he is."

>> That's why they're scarier than every other deer, cuz they'll come [ __ ] you up.

>> Just beat your ass up.

>> They'll kill you. stomp you to death.

Stomp you to death. And this guy is being smart by staying between the trees.

This is very dangerous.

Like if he was out in an open field, he'd be fucksville right now.

If he couldn't get to cover to to a bunch of trees. Look at these guys like dinking out in a driveway [ __ ] their car up.

Bro, >> why do why do dogs just run straight into that?

>> You see dogs do that [ __ ] >> They're dumb. Because we took them from wolves and turned them into little [ __ ] >> Look at that.

>> I've seen deer just [ __ ] dogs up.

There's a lot of those compilations.

>> Oh, yeah. They start doing this.

>> Yeah.

>> They get on their hills.

>> But a lot of dogs kill deer.

>> There's that classic of that guy putting uh It's an old one, but he put deer piss all over him and then a buck comes and just beats the [ __ ] out of. He doesn't

get a shot off. He gets his ass beat.

Just what a [ __ ] >> He's like, "Turn the camera off. Turn

>> Oh my god. What a moron."

>> Oh, you That's like the number one hunting in America is white tail deer.

Yeah.

>> Number one deer. Pennsylvania.

>> Yeah. By far.

>> That's where I'm from.

>> Yeah.

>> Iowa. Iowa and PA, right?

>> Yeah. Well, my family lived in Harrisburg for a while. My parents did.

>> I always forget. That's insane.

>> Mhm.

>> I used to go to visit them.

>> You should have been a Harrisburg.

>> I'm like, you got deer everywhere. You

could have been a central PA man.

>> You would have been You would have never done anything.

>> Well, you did. What the [ __ ] are you talking about? Shut up.

talking about? Shut up.

>> You would have You would have been chilling.

>> I doubt it.

>> You would have been at Elks. You would

have been an Elks bar. You would have met Phil.

>> I don't think I'm designed for that.

>> I would not be happy. Dude, you I know.

>> If you were from South Kia, you'd be into college football.

>> You love it all.

>> It [ __ ] rules. I just have to assume that who I am now I would always have been.

>> No, that's silly.

>> No, like the way I like things, the things I like.

>> No, you would have been you would have been a you could have been a Notre Dame fan, dude. It could have been so sick.

fan, dude. It could have been so sick.

It could have been so sick.

>> Well, I definitely could have been a fan, but I still would be doing this. I

think I'd be doing the same [ __ ] I'm doing.

>> I'd figure out a way to do something.

>> Yeah.

>> As long as I didn't get saddled down at a young age. You go to that Elks bar, >> get married at 18.

>> Yep. [ __ ] >> Drink and drive home. Your babes there.

>> She's You got to be a dad now at 18.

>> Yeah. But then that's when your fanhood of college football becomes greater.

>> Uhhuh.

>> You go, "Dude, I get three hours on Saturday. I can't [ __ ] wait. Who do

Saturday. I can't [ __ ] wait. Who do

we have?" Ah, [ __ ] Central Michigan.

[ __ ] It's going to be a blowout.

Whatever. I'm going to have beers.

That's good stuff. Then you go. Then you

get to golf and you go, "Fuck, I suck at golf. Who gives a [ __ ] I'm getting

golf. Who gives a [ __ ] I'm getting wasted." It's a good life. I'm jealous

wasted." It's a good life. I'm jealous

of it.

Does sound like a good life, but it's also uh a difficult one. Like,

>> for sure, >> but that's the best life, >> is it? Yeah. Good, difficult. Yeah, it's

the point.

>> Why is it Why is good and difficult the best life? Uh, that's what makes uh

best life? Uh, that's what makes uh that's what makes going to that bar so [ __ ] sick.

>> You know what I mean?

>> Having a shitty job.

>> Shitty job.

>> Yeah.

>> You sit down, you go, "Bro, let me tell you about how shitty my [ __ ] job is."

>> Yeah.

>> You go get [ __ ] hammered.

>> Three beers in, you go, "My job [ __ ] rules. My life rules."

rules. My life rules."

You know what? I'm gonna go beat the [ __ ] out of my wife.

>> Oh my god. See that Iraq video? Those

guys boxing. You go, I'm going to make her put some head gear on when I get home.

>> Yeah.

No, it's good. I don't obviously, you know, it's not like the best, but it's good life. [ __ ] drinking and golfing

good life. [ __ ] drinking and golfing with your friends.

>> Yeah. I It's funny to watch your friends age into that cuz my my friends were never like that. And now I'll go home and they're like, "Everyone got fat."

Which that's fun. You see your boys, you go, "Yeah, it sucks, doesn't it?"

Uh, and then, uh, they just love just hitting the local bar, getting a couple, going home. Hopefully the kids are

going home. Hopefully the kids are asleep. It's fun. It's fun to watch from

asleep. It's fun. It's fun to watch from a distance. I I I can't like I'll go

a distance. I I I can't like I'll go home for the holidays, and then my sister will bring her kids over. I'm

good for about 30 minutes.

>> Well, all the things you said that the fun parts about it is that it's not complicated. You're just having a good

complicated. You're just having a good time.

>> Yeah. And the idea is that if having a good time, you'll have a better time if the rest of your day sucks. You

appreciate those guys more.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. I get it.

I get it.

>> You could have been You could have been great Central Pennsylvania.

>> I don't know.

>> Central Western PA. You could have been a Steelers fan.

>> You could have been Oh, you could have been a contender. Instead, you're just doing this [ __ ] instead you're [ __ ] doing this crap.

>> I think I was always gonna just mostly be interested in one-on-one sports.

>> Maybe for whatever reason. I like team sports. I love watching

sports. I love watching >> running back. We could have got you in the slot.

>> No, my [ __ ] high school wrestling coach tried to get me to play football and I was like, no. We had this kid, his name was Bobby Baker. He was 300 lb. He

was our heavyweight. He was huge.

>> And I was like, me and him would be playing the same game. So, he would run over me. That's crazy.

over me. That's crazy.

>> He couldn't catch you.

>> Whatever. the whole if he did. I'm not

I'm not taking that chance.

>> Occasionally they catch you.

>> He was [ __ ] huge. I was like, I'm not taking that chance. I was like, no, I wrestled at 134 lbs. I am not [ __ ] playing football.

>> You could have been a contender, Joe.

>> Yeah. I didn't like the idea.

>> Team sports are awesome.

>> I didn't also didn't like the idea of random people being charging at you and colliding. I'm like, "No, no, no, no.

colliding. I'm like, "No, no, no, no.

One in one like figure this out."

>> Football, somebody's hitting you and you're not looking.

>> Exactly. I don't like it a lot. You're

chasing someone this way and someone just Uh-uh.

>> Yeah, but then you get them.

>> Then you The best feeling in the world is when someone's not looking and you get to [ __ ] level them. It's

so sick.

>> Oh, I bet.

>> It was my favorite.

>> I bet >> I got Thankfully, I played offense offense. I got a lot of those. But every

offense. I got a lot of those. But every

once in a while, we'd throw an interception. I had no idea how to

interception. I had no idea how to pursue >> the a corner just run. I'd be

I don't know where to look. I'm getting

I got laid out.

>> It's fun. Team sports, bro. I get it.

The camarader you like. Uh [ __ ] hunting with those guys. That's a team sport.

>> Not really. You're all going out on your own >> or you're going out two at a time.

>> Okay.

>> Yeah. Like Cam and I went together. But

it's you like the thing about team sports that's awesome is the camaraderie, right? That's what's

camaraderie, right? That's what's awesome.

>> But we used to always drive me nuts when I was playing baseball. I played

baseball as a kid.

>> I don't want to be a loser cuz little Billy dropped the ball. Baseball is also still kind of an individual sport.

There's a lot of indiv like a pitcher versus a batter.

>> It was the way the way I played.

>> It's very individual.

>> Yeah, I suck. You should have seen what happened to me at baseball.

>> I sucked. I hit puberty and just lost all hand eye coordination for for a year, dude. My last year playing

year, dude. My last year playing baseball was like seventh or eighth grade. I don't think I had a hit for an

grade. I don't think I had a hit for an entire season.

>> That's hilarious. That's hilarious. I

got I remember fifth grade I got hit by a pitch from a girl, a girl pitcher and I turned when she was throwing it and it hit me right in the back where I lost I lost the wind got knocked out of me and

I was on first base. Like

>> isn't that crazy? It's like when you're a boy and then you hit puberty and all of a sudden your body's weirdly shaped.

It's moves different. The dynamics are all different. You can't walk up stairs,

all different. You can't walk up stairs, right? You think the stairs are taller

right? You think the stairs are taller than they are? Like it's weird.

>> You grow.

>> You grow. You grow and your dick is hard all the time.

>> Think about those dudes.

>> So distracted.

>> Some of my friends grew like uh like a foot >> in a year.

>> In a year. I was like, dude, that must have hurt like hell.

>> That's crazy.

>> Must have [ __ ] killed.

>> That's so crazy.

>> Rock hard. Everything hurts.

>> Oh, banging into things. Ow.

Your shins are all in the way of everything.

>> Your dad sitting there like you [ __ ] [ __ ] >> Dad, it hurt.

>> Hilarious.

>> Yeah. And no one knows how to do it.

>> No. How was it uh having kids going through puberty? That must have been

through puberty? That must have been crazy.

>> I mean, >> and you have girls, right? They they

yeah they get emotional but they go for like cuz I the only time I've seen is my niece and it's like she was like the your best friend and then there's like two years where it's like Uncle Shane

you don't [ __ ] anything. [ __ ] you.

>> Luckily our kids are not like that.

They're very communicative. We have we have like a really good way of communicating with each other all the time. There's no like

time. There's no like >> hateful I will say you do get some of that from kids. All of a sudden, you notice it.

kids. All of a sudden, you notice it.

>> They get angry at you for enforcing rules and stuff, but they're pretty [ __ ] cool.

>> They're really cool.

>> The thing is, it's like the whirlwind is impossible for everybody to come out flawless. Like, you're getting hormones.

flawless. Like, you're getting hormones.

Your whole life has changed. All of a sudden, you like girls or you like boys and your your whole life is now a pursuit of getting girls to like you or getting boys to like you. And then you

have friend groups and then everyone has got >> and you all have a co menstrual cycle that sinks up together. They all get crazy together.

>> Dude, those I never even thought about those.

>> Coinciding menstrual cycles are nuts.

They smell each other and all their [ __ ] blood sinks up on the same time.

>> It's disgusting. And then weird then they all get mean for a week together.

>> That's why girls don't really have friends.

>> Well, there's a lot of reasons why they don't have friends. But think about one week a month you and your friends all are [ __ ] nasty to each other.

>> Yeah, >> that's crazy.

>> It is crazy.

>> What do you hear of more? Do you hear of more like a girl being betrayed one of by one of her friends who tries to [ __ ] her husband? You hear about that more than

husband? You hear about that more than you would hear about a husband trying to [ __ ] someone's wife, right?

>> That's like a more risky move. That's

probably one of the reasons why girls don't trust girls like that [ __ ] She She'll just go [ __ ] my man.

>> And also the guy will definitely say yes.

>> It's such an It's an easy one.

>> It'll be a secret.

>> Oh, a secret.

>> [ __ ] A secret sounds good.

>> Yeah, he might kill me. But yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. [ __ ] it.

>> Yeah. I'm watching this show um what is it called? The Beast in Me.

it called? The Beast in Me.

>> The new Netflix show, >> bro.

There's, the reason why I brought that up, there's a scene where, spoiler alert, where a cop is uh banging this other cop, a female name, guys. It be

like >> she's married and it's like one of them things.

>> Yeah.

>> You know, like there's people out there just >> I think a lot of people >> Yeah. Yeah. That the show is [ __ ]

>> Yeah. Yeah. That the show is [ __ ] great though. That Claire Dane show.

great though. That Claire Dane show.

Have you seen it?

>> No, I haven't.

>> I heard it was good.

>> Oh, it's good.

>> Nice.

>> I'm only a couple episodes in, but it's a good one. I'm about done with the revolution.

>> That lady can [ __ ] >> keep jacking off though. It's taking

forever.

>> [ __ ] I've been watching this thing for 6 weeks. Keep jacking off.

>> How far in you? 45 minutes.

>> Jacked off.

>> When you start pressing, it picks up where you dropped IT OFF. YOU'RE 45

MINUTES IN THE FIRST EPISODE, >> BRO. OH, MAN. I wish I could tell you.

>> BRO. OH, MAN. I wish I could tell you.

I'm not joking.

I took a picture of it. It was so funny.

I jacked off to a jack when I finished jacking off. This

is at 1:11 in the morning today.

>> Okay. I looked off and the screen was a map of the British invasion.

Soon as I got done, I was like, "Oh, they're invading Mohawk territory by Fort Stanwitz."

Fort Stanwitz." See, you took a photo. Took photo. It's

insane to finish and look up and go, "What am I doing? What the [ __ ] >> That's funny. That's so funny.

>> You got to give it a watch.

>> [ __ ] rocks."

>> Yeah. No,

>> you're going to [ __ ] jack off a lot.

>> I won't. I I started it. I started it.

>> It's awesome.

>> Yeah. All his stuff's awesome.

>> Ken Burns rules.

>> He's rules.

>> He takes topics that you would go, I'm never going to watch that.

>> Yeah.

>> [ __ ] rules. No, he can do anything.

>> Baseball, you go what what could be interesting about >> the Vietnam one was excellent.

>> Vietnam [ __ ] ruled.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> You know, like he's really rare because essentially PBS just lets him just put it together like the way he wants. They

don't [ __ ] with him at all.

>> Is Trump trying to get rid of PBS?

>> I don't know.

>> He can't get rid dude.

>> My thought though is that he can kind of do that anywhere now.

>> Sure. Like he could do it on YouTube and it would be massive. Yeah. Imagine if he put a series like that out on YouTube.

>> It would pay for that.

>> Yeah. They pay you.

>> No, I mean after pay for downloads.

>> Yeah. But

>> wouldn't they pay like like Netflix would probably do it? They probably big money. Yeah.

money. Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Should do HBO a lot anyway. But it's his stuff is so good. No one cares where it is. They'll find it on PBS. They'll buy

is. They'll find it on PBS. They'll buy

the DVD or rent it.

>> What budget of [ __ ] PBS is going to Ken Burns, dude. That must be >> 80%.

>> He's their Stern.

>> Absolutely. Absolutely. If he goes collapses, >> we got one guy.

>> He got Ken Bird.

>> [ __ ] >> Stern just resigned.

>> Good for him. Good for him. Guess he

still likes to do it.

>> Good.

>> You know, how long do you think you'll be doing comedy and podcasting? Do you

think you're ever going to get to a point in time?

>> I don't know how long I'll do podcasting.

I probably [ __ ] forever, >> right? Comedy for sure. Yeah,

>> right? Comedy for sure. Yeah,

>> stand up for sure. But the podcasting is where I get a little like >> you're good at it because you talk about like [ __ ] topics and things you're interested in. All I have is me. So

interested in. All I have is me. So

after a while you're like I I don't want to keep putting myself out. You know

what I mean?

>> Right. Right. Right. Right. I know what you're saying.

>> It's good. Like no privacy.

>> Yeah. I know what you're saying. Yeah.

It's like um >> But you could do a podcast where you talk to anybody as well. You could do >> I could do a history podcast if I put like any% >> if I put effort into it.

>> Yeah. 100%. Yeah, you 100% could.

>> And you could also do a history podcast where you have an interest in a subject and you know a lot about it but not like enough to do a podcast on it and just bring an expert in and have a conversation with him about it.

>> Yeah, >> that'd be awesome. I've thought about it. I had a teacher at Harrisburg Area

it. I had a teacher at Harrisburg Area Community College who was a he was a Gettysburg tour. He was a tour guide and

Gettysburg tour. He was a tour guide and it's Harrisburg area community college so no one gave a [ __ ] And I was taking Civil War history. I was locked in.

Dude, this guy [ __ ] loved me. It was

me and 10 other [ __ ] low IQ guys jacking off. And I was just like, "Oh,

jacking off. And I was just like, "Oh, so what actually happened at the Battle of Sporting Hill?" He was like, "That's a great question." It was nice.

>> Tour guides. You ever go to a battlefield?

>> No. Not that I think of, >> bro. Have

>> bro. Have >> a tour guide and go to a battlefield.

Shit's awesome.

>> I don't think I ever have.

any battlefield. It's awesome.

>> They know everything. It's their whole life.

>> They just live it.

>> They [ __ ] are there every day. They

know every single thing.

>> It's awesome.

>> It's a little weird.

>> It's a little weird, but it's cool to be a part of.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> Okay, I'll go with you.

>> You can you can get a guy to like at Gettysburg. You can get him in your car

Gettysburg. You can get him in your car and you just drive the battlefield.

>> Why don't we just go to the Alamo?

>> That would be awesome.

>> That's that anybody could do.

>> I don't know much about Texas history. I

don't know >> because it was always >> I don't know a whole lot. I know a lot about that.

>> We get we get a Comanche tour. We could

get >> That's what we need.

>> There had to be a battle.

>> Oh yeah.

>> But see, it always felt like it was like light cavalry and like skirmishes.

>> Well, there's a lot of that, too. The

the the real thing that changed was the pistol and they figured out how to make a revolver because those dudes with musketss did not stand a [ __ ] chance.

[ __ ] I missed.

>> All right, I got 15 minutes. This

fucker's flying. guys got jacked. The

thing about the Comanches, too, is they were really good at riding horses and shooting arrows off the horses. So, they

just run right at him and shoot fill them up with arrows.

>> Think about that, though. Like, you see an Indian, >> you go, "All right, well, this has worked before out east. I could just sit here and shoot at him." Guy's riding on the side of his horse shooting arrows at you.

The body of his horse, >> he's doing tricks and then he's going to eat my family.

>> He's going to do some weird [ __ ] >> They did some weird [ __ ] to people.

>> Yeah.

>> Did you ever read Empire of the Summer Moon? Bro,

Moon? Bro, >> incredible.

>> The scene that they describe where they chopped this guy's arms and legs off and then threw him on the fire while he was still alive to watch him squirm.

I was like, you and he was like, that's why they never surrendered.

They didn't have surrender in their thought process.

Die or kill you.

>> Yeah, they're doing the weirdest [ __ ] possible. You got to die after that.

possible. You got to die after that.

>> You can't go, "All right, I'll just go to jail." And they were doing that to

to jail." And they were doing that to other Native Americans, too, by the way.

That that's what this was about. Like

they would their favorite thing was to go on raiding parties.

>> Yo, damn. He's just trying to sleep. Yo,

>> got to cut your arms and legs off.

>> That's why you can't have that CPAP on.

>> You don't hear the >> You don't hear the full throttle.

>> You ever see Hostiles?

>> Um, >> it's uh Christian Bale. I don't think I did.

>> You would love it.

>> I'm sure I'd love it.

>> It [ __ ] rules.

>> I don't think I did.

>> The opening scene.

>> What year was that, friend?

>> 2017.

>> Yeah.

>> No, I definitely didn't.

>> Opening scene is some Comanches attacking uh of Settlers. It's [ __ ] great.

>> Show me what the the poster looks like.

I've seen too many movies, dude. My

brain is >> Hostiles rules.

>> Does it?

>> Yeah.

>> No, I didn't see it. I didn't see it, but I did good things about it.

>> Shalom's in that. It's almost like there's too many [ __ ] movies and too many good ones slip through the cracks.

>> Oh no, this is start from the beginning.

>> You can't watch it. Skip ahead to get some visuals here. I can't even really show it on screen.

>> It's uh >> they're getting attacked.

>> This guy going, "Fuck it. They're going

to take the horses. I'd rather die."

>> Yeah, >> it looks familiar.

>> It's great. Maybe I did see it.

>> Anyway, yeah, that was But uh you know what I'd like to see is the Little Big Horn. Never been up there. Kuster's Last

Horn. Never been up there. Kuster's Last

Stand.

>> That'd be a cool one.

>> Where's that?

>> Uh Dakotas's South Dakota.

>> I'm a dumbass if I got which one wrong.

It's one of the Dakotas.

Um >> yeah, that's got to be weird to stand on the ground where all those people died.

That's a good one because he was there to hunt them and he ended up running into like the biggest congregation of Native Americans ever. Yeah. [ __ ] smoke.

>> They all got together.

>> Yeah.

>> Oh, Montana. What am I [ __ ] idiot?

>> Damn.

>> Out in the middle of nowhere.

>> Wow.

Imagine the just the visual of thinking you're chasing them down and you're hunting them. You're on the attack and you go

them. You're on the attack and you go over the hill and you're like, "Oh [ __ ] no."

no." >> Yeah.

>> What is this? A reenactment?

>> That's just where it is. That's what it looks like there.

>> They probably reenact it every year just like the Civil War dorks do.

>> I've been to those. I love those. I go

to Gettysburg. I go to Gettysburg and watch it. It was so sick.

watch it. It was so sick.

>> That's hilarious.

>> It was awesome.

>> That was hilarious.

>> Yeah. Little big one would be a sick one.

I was watching this dude uh he had a truck uh a YouTube video and he was doing like some upgrade to this truck and he point to the front uh license

plate and he said oh and here we got a Mississippi license plate and I was like what is that? Have you seen the Mississippi the the Mississippi flag for the license?

>> Was it just the Confederate flag?

>> It kind of you seen the Mississippi flag. See if you can find the

flag. See if you can find the Mississippi plaque. Cuz he had a

Mississippi plaque. Cuz he had a Mississippi flag. I [ __ ] it up. But

Mississippi flag. I [ __ ] it up. But

for his front license plate and I was like, "Wait a minute."

>> Yeah, Mississippi held it down for I think they might still be holding it down.

>> I think a recent update, but I think that's what it used to look like.

>> Okay, that's crazy. That is so wild. Ah,

so sick. I don't give a [ __ ] dude. It's

[ __ ] sick. Obviously, I understand people having a problem with it. I get

it. I think. Well,

>> I bet that changed kind of crazy.

>> 2021.

>> That's kind of crazy that they kept that Confederate flag in there for so long.

>> Oh, wait.

>> Yeah. 2020

>> from 1996 to 2020.

>> So that's what it was. So what is it currently?

>> Pre96 might have been just the current >> Oh, they turned into a flower.

>> That's what it is currently. It's a

flower.

>> That's hilarious. Well, it wasn't for this dude in his truck.

That's the state flags back then were so sick. You

at Gettysburg you can see all the like the battle flags they had. South had

some good ones.

>> Did they?

>> North typically stuck with the [ __ ] American flag. But every, you know, your

American flag. But every, you know, your state, it was all state pride. It was

[ __ ] cool. They all had [ __ ] slogans. They would talk [ __ ] It was

slogans. They would talk [ __ ] It was [ __ ] awesome. It's so cool.

Yeah, they were basically Europe and they had reputations a bunch of countries >> 1894.

>> Wow.

>> Took down 2020.

I >> think when they were doing all the rest of Confederate monument stuff that probably got >> also Mississippi boys.

>> Crazy. They wait. Imagine if somebody still had a swastika in their flag and they were just rocking that.

>> Like what?

>> Right. Come on. Come on. It's [ __ ] >> Come on. It's just a part of it.

>> It's historical.

>> It's German. We're German.

>> It's part of our thing. Yeah, they had good ones and they you would like that.

Each group had like they had reputations like uh I think it was the Iron Brigade.

It was like these Midwest freaks. So

they were all like German and Norwegian.

They were all [ __ ] huge, >> right?

>> And like they wore big tall black hats to make them even taller. And like the Confederate generals would see those black hats and be like, "Fuck, get out of there." I don't know if that Well,

of there." I don't know if that Well, whatever. They ruled.

whatever. They ruled.

>> It's fun. There was a Louisiana >> silly hat. Louisiana Tigers. They would

[ __ ] get you. They're a bunch of >> Imagine like dressing up. Like look at that photo. Pull that photo up again

that photo. Pull that photo up again that you showed the earlier one.

>> The one where they're all like standing there with their suits on. Imagine

getting dressed up real nice to go kill people.

Look at that. That's so weird.

>> No, I like I'd rather get killed by a guy [ __ ] dressed up.

>> Click on the one in the upper right corner. The the left hand thumbnails

corner. The the left hand thumbnails upper right. Oh yeah, right there. Look

upper right. Oh yeah, right there. Look

at that dude.

>> That's a good guy. He could shoot me.

>> But just imagine like this is how you're getting dressed up to go to war. It's so

weird looking.

>> This is a goofy hat.

>> Full- on pose photo with like a fake background like you take at a >> Good point. Show them the uh >> Good point. You could do that with like Marines, right? And military dress,

Marines, right? And military dress, right?

>> No, they would wear No, they didn't have Show them the Zave.

>> What's a Zuave?

>> You're going to like their outfits.

>> Yeah, they little gay boy outfits [ __ ] people up.

Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z Z O U V E S, I think.

>> Yeah, it's >> Oh, boy.

>> Swag, dude.

>> Whoa. Where were they?

>> Uh >> MC Hammerpants.

>> Where they were?

>> They were in the north. They were

breaking uh New York.

>> No, really, >> dude. Hold this thought. I have to pee.

>> dude. Hold this thought. I have to pee.

>> I'm with you.

>> We'll be right back.

>> So, who are these uh African fellas?

They're from Africa. No, they they swaggerjacked the French North African.

>> Oh, so the other guys were where though that swagger jacked. Where were they?

>> I think I think uh New York I think I think the Irish brigade might have tried it. Could be wrong,

it. Could be wrong, >> bro. When I first saw gangs in New York,

>> bro. When I first saw gangs in New York, I was like, "Wait, this happened, too?"

>> Yeah.

>> What?

>> So, these are the guys?

>> Yeah, it's good. Good swag.

>> Where did they live, though?

Uh, I think if you look up Zave's American Civil War, >> so these guys fought in the Civil War dressed like that.

>> Yeah.

>> Wow.

>> American.

>> Imagine you're hanging out with a bunch of dudes and everyone's dressing like, >> bro, that was the drip.

That was the coolest group of dudes.

>> Look at these guys.

>> What's with the hats? That's a crazy look.

So how many of those those were from the area where this >> Chicago formed the for first one.

>> Huh. He formed the first American company inspired by North African light infantry known as the Zuavees that had won distinction in both Algeria and Crimea.

Bro, that part of the world.

That's one of the things about like when Russian fighters fight in the UFC, I always have to like I got my little calculations like this guy, he he looks

good. I'm like, he's from where?

good. I'm like, he's from where?

>> Oh, he's from Chetchna.

>> Well, he's going to win.

>> Well, he's probably going to [ __ ] this guy up.

>> Check out what the description is here.

A fellow who can pull up a 110B dumbbell. Who can climb up an 80 foot

dumbbell. Who can climb up an 80 foot rope hand overhand with a barrel flower hanging to his heels? Hanging to his heels. I don't know what that means. Who

heels. I don't know what that means. Who

can jump 17 feet 4 in high without a springboard.

>> 17 ft high.

>> Who can they must? Who can tie his legs in a double bow knot round his neck without previously softening his shin bones in a steam bath? What?

>> Who can take a five shooting revolver in each hand and knock the spots off the 10 of diamonds at 80 paces, turning somersaults all the time, and firing

every shot in the air. That's a zuave.

All right. Whose quote is this?

>> That's a silly quote. Here you go.

>> A drunk zombester.

>> He was gay for the zombies.

>> Yeah. I'll tell you what they can do.

>> This guy. This guy's doing back flips and shooting cards.

>> Yeah. It's supposed to be an exaggeration apparently.

>> Of course.

>> [ __ ] 20 ft.

>> Nobody can do that.

>> At first I was with you though.

>> He said he shot the the spades at 80 yards. What did he say? 80 paces.

yards. What did he say? 80 paces.

>> Yeah. Says Americans were going nuts over the new kind of fighting force.

80 paces is kind of crazy. How far is 80 paces?

>> What does that mean when they say 80 paces?

>> I got it right, New York. I feel good about that.

>> So, it's just like if you just a full step, >> I guess.

>> But it's everybody's step is longer or shorter.

>> True.

>> True.

>> So, what is it like >> you're shooting a card with a a [ __ ] musket at 80 yards? You know how [ __ ] that is?

>> If you're doing a draw or a duel against a short guy, you're [ __ ] dude. He's

going to hit 10 paces real quick. You

get shot in the back.

>> I think everybody has a count.

>> Is ready. Aim. Fire. You

>> 10 paces.

>> This is the This is the first guy. It

also says he was the first Union officer to die in combat.

>> He's a dork.

>> He's a dork. He was trying to wear cool clothes. He got shot.

clothes. He got shot.

>> Yeah. My first thought is how would the how would a law student in Chicago have read about these guys fighting in, you know, in Africa? He was a dork. Read a

newspaper article.

>> Yeah.

He probably was like way too into looking good and not really thinking about the war part of it.

>> He says, you know, >> then all a sudden first Manasses comes around.

>> You go, we're going to whip them. Watch

out. They have guns, too.

>> Yeah, there's some good last quotes from Gettysburg >> or from just the Civil War. They're

hilarious because it's guys talking like that back like >> I just remember one from Gettysburg where a guy's last quote was like, "What are you guys ducking for? I couldn't hit an elephant from that distance and get shot in the head.

>> Who said that to him?

>> Uh, he said >> that said that to like a transcriber.

>> All of his boys All his boys were ducking and hiding behind rocks and he was like, "Come on, what are you guys [ __ ] They couldn't hit an elephant from this distance."

>> Oh, popped.

>> Get popped in the head.

>> Tough last one.

>> Yeah. You want your last words to be cool?

>> How accurate were those rifles even?

Like the rifles that they used. So they

used ball they used those little balls. started

getting rifling.

>> They started getting rifling real bullets.

>> So eight Gettysburg was 63. So by then they were definitely >> right because the Comanche when they were fighting the Comanche that they had already introduced the Colt

>> I think in like >> 1850.

When did uh Colt invent the revolver?

>> Oh, here it goes.

>> Revolver here.

>> I feel like officers have >> What year is this? So 1861

um is um it says model 1861. That's a

rifled musket.

>> 1855. That's another rifled musket.

>> It says rifle. Okay. It It doesn't say rifled musket. It says rifle, but it has

rifled musket. It says rifle, but it has a flint lock. Like the whole thing. It

looks the same, but then Navy Colt Navy revolver. It doesn't say what year.

revolver. It doesn't say what year.

>> I just >> Oh, it says weapons of the Civil War.

So, they had revolvers.

>> At least.

>> Okay.

>> Yeah. At least the officers did. And

then the cavalry had those carbines.

>> And yeah, scroll back up again to that image.

>> The one that you just showed.

>> It's a little better.

>> Oh, okay. Um, so those bottom ones, they look like actual rifles. That looks like a like a long pistol, right?

So I bet they had a bullet, right? Those aren't musketss, right?

right? Those aren't musketss, right?

>> Top this mini ball thing. Mhm.

>> Interesting.

But they definitely had like >> it seems like they had pistols.

>> The South definitely had some guys with some musketss coming out.

>> So what year did Colt invent the pistol?

Because I think they started using them.

The Texas Rangers started using them first before the military even used them. That was the story in Empire of

them. That was the story in Empire of the Summer Moon, right?

>> Which is crazy that someone wouldn't want to buy something that can shoot five rounds.

>> 36. Damn.

>> Wow. 1836. The revolver

>> 1831 was 36.

>> He invented the first practical revolver in 1831. Received a US patent for the

in 1831. Received a US patent for the revolving cylinder design on February 25th, 1836. So in 1831, this

25th, 1836. So in 1831, this [ __ ] invented it. 1836 he gets the patent and nobody wanted it. We

don't want it. We don't want to pay for your [ __ ] crazy revolver.

>> Oh, you can stab with that. I'm an old school musket guy.

>> You know, >> I want to take 10 minutes.

>> This guy shot.

>> There's guys that are like old school in everything.

>> There's going to be always always guys that are old school musket guys. Look at

that thing. Wow. What is that little thing on the side? Is that the gunpowder?

That doesn't make sense. Like how did that work? That they do have like when

that work? That they do have like when did they invent bullets? might have had to put I think they had to make their own bullets like on >> Oh my god. They had to make their own bullets. That's crazy. Of course.

bullets. That's crazy. Of course.

>> Yeah. Right.

>> Yeah.

>> If you ran out.

>> So you probably have the cartridges. You

pack all your [ __ ] in there and you got your little fake top. I bet they sucked. I bet they half the time they

sucked. I bet they half the time they didn't go off, right?

>> Yeah. They probably had the gun before they had the ammo invented, right?

>> Maybe.

>> Yeah, probably.

>> Right. How would he even would have I bet the first one they had handmade ammo. When did they start mass-producing

ammo. When did they start mass-producing ammo where you could just go buy ammo?

>> I think that would be like World War I.

>> No, >> slightly. I've actually just read about

>> slightly. I've actually just read about this. I mean, a little bit before

this. I mean, a little bit before >> the American Civil War, they would have mass-produced ammo >> some, but we didn't have giant factories back then because they started converting factories to do stuff.

>> Wow.

>> And then big war comes and you may start making money off it.

>> That's a problem that like manufacturing goes big up when there's a nice fat war.

People get real excited. A lot of jobs.

It's like, don't get addicted to that.

>> Well, maybe we did.

>> Oh, we definitely did. Imagine like

growing up in the 50s. The kind of patriotism people must have had after winning World War II.

>> You'd feel so Dude, that'd be so sick.

>> Would be incredible.

>> Be awesome.

>> It must have been amazing. We were

[ __ ] Americans. We saved the world.

>> That was the narrative.

>> And then Vietnam >> [ __ ] it all up. And people couldn't believe it. I thought we were the good

believe it. I thought we were the good guys. We went to the good wars.

guys. We went to the good wars.

Just makes you wonder how many times have we been tricked.

Like how many times have people been tricked?

>> Don't get into that.

>> A lot.

>> Don't get into that thought process.

>> I love getting Wait a second.

>> What's that, Jamie?

>> Just celebrations of victory day when >> Yeah. Look at all these people holding

>> Yeah. Look at all these people holding up signs that say peace. Everybody's so

happy. They know they're get to live.

You only get that happy when you think you were going to die. If there was no war and these people just said, "Let's have a celebration for being an American."

American." >> Black guy dead center. That's nice.

>> How do you get everybody to look at the camera?

>> Good question.

>> One black dude dead center. That's

>> some guy out of a bullhorn.

>> I guess >> everyone please look for definitely one camera. Look at it. Take a That might be

camera. Look at it. Take a That might be AI.

>> I mean, >> seems like there's too many people.

>> I believe that picture.

>> That's AI.

>> It's like Time Square and >> Yeah, that's a cover of an album. It

looks good. That's a Pink Floyd album here, too. I mean, maybe, maybe not. But

here, too. I mean, maybe, maybe not. But

it's just I guess if you see one camera, it wants to be in the picture. But

>> yeah, what is that? Come on, son.

>> [ __ ] is that?

>> There were like four cameras. They were

probably like, "Holy [ __ ] a camera's here."

here." >> Yeah, right.

>> Yeah.

>> Everybody look up here.

>> Yeah.

>> And back then, everyone was taking orders.

>> Also, it might be AI.

>> No, those are real.

>> I believe those.

>> It might be a simulation.

Can you imagine being there though? What

a party. I bet everybody just [ __ ] everybody. I bet they went crazy. Best

everybody. I bet they went crazy. Best

party ever. They probably went crazy for like days just drinking and >> getting your [ __ ] on.

>> Then that hangover hits and you go, >> "Oh, [ __ ] >> Back to the bar.

>> I got to go to work.

>> Back to the bar.

>> [ __ ] >> Crazy."

>> Crazy." >> Yeah. [ __ ] all that PTSD those guys just

>> Yeah. [ __ ] all that PTSD those guys just got.

>> You know, coming home, drinking a couple beers.

>> Oh yeah. Oh yeah.

>> Liber liberating a camp. Seeing all that going >> trench warfare.

>> Yeah. World War I trench.

>> How about that?

>> Bombers.

>> How about what? Those people come back from watching their buddies getting eaten by wolves >> over in For some reason you're in Europe.

>> Some reason.

>> We're fighting Germany.

>> Why?

>> So you got flown in for some reason.

>> In World War I. Why? For the record.

Well, the the craziest thing in World War I, it was a lot of crazy things, but the Fritz Hopper story.

>> What's that?

>> Fritz Hobo is the guy that invented Cyclon B, right? Oh.

>> So, he invented Cyclon A. He was the first inventor of it, but he invented it as a pesticide and it had a very distinct odor >> and then Cyclon B, they removed that

odor.

He also invented gas. He invented He invented a bunch of [ __ ] One of the things he invented is a way to get nitrogen out of the atmosphere. It's

called the Hobber method. And to this day, like 50% of the nitrogen in people's bodies in a lot of places in the world is through the Hobber method.

So that that revolutionized fertilizer.

So you can get nitrogen from the air. He

figured this out. At the same time, he was using gas to b to to [ __ ] kill the Allied troops with giant fans. So at

the same time, he was up for a Nobel Prize, he was also wanted for war crimes.

And he was Jewish. So eventually

>> the guy who invented Cyclon B was Jewish.

>> Yes. And eventually he had a fleet.

>> Talk about your all time backfires.

>> They kept him around for a while. They

tried because he was so valuable because he came up with the gas.

>> Yeah.

>> And then eventually he had to flee. They

didn't kill him, but they let him flee the country and he died on the road. He

died like in transit.

>> He had a bad heart, I believe. Oh, it's

a terrible story, dude.

>> There's worse to it. his wife committed suicide in front of him and uh he left anyway to go to the front lines and he left his like 13-year-old son with her as she was dying.

>> Yeah. She shot herself in front of him >> and he was like, "Fuck it. I'm going to Well, >> I'm going to the front line.

>> He's probably going to kill himself.

>> It's a It's a crazy story.

>> Damn.

>> Crazy story.

>> It's a good movie.

>> Yeah. But imagine like you've invented this thing that unquestionably helped so many human beings. You figured out how to get nitrogen from the atmosphere and you could use it as industrial

fertilizer. How much food was grown? How

fertilizer. How much food was grown? How

many people were fed? How many how many starving people were prevented because of this guy's method? Yet at the same time, he figured out you could just gas people just sending up poison through

the air and everybody downwind dead.

Men, women, children, medical workers, dogs, cats, pigs. [ __ ] you.

Ah, it's a cloud of poison with giant fans.

Just blowing poison towards you. [ __ ] >> But I mean, you know, why is it better to shoot people? Why is it better what we do?

>> No, it's way better.

>> The gas.

>> No.

>> Shooting people.

>> Yes.

>> Well, do you hear those stories of getting [ __ ] gassed?

>> The nicest way.

>> Those are the worst things I've ever heard.

>> Is a big nuke. That's the nicest. It

just goes by. Unless you're on the slight slight outskirts, then you're getting burned.

>> You know what the craziest thing that anybody said to me on the podcast recently?

>> This dude was talking, we were talking about UFOs. And one of the things that

about UFOs. And one of the things that he said was that one of the ways that they had described one of the things that they're working on that they

thought was a backineered craft. the way

they described it as a simultaneous nuclear payload delivery system. Meaning

that the moment you want it or instantaneous instantaneous instantaneously like it literally shows up wherever you want it to be and

delivers the nuclear bomb. Like there's

no delay. There's nothing because it's operating on some sort of a gravity propulsion system that bends space around it and rockets it towards whatever that point in time or point on

the map you want it to be instantaneously.

Imagine if the [ __ ] this is the reason why the aliens haven't landed is because we gave they came here. They

dropped off some UFOs. They said, "Hey guys, figure this out. This is how we travel." And we said, "Wouldn't it be

travel." And we said, "Wouldn't it be cool to just move people instantly?"

instant.

>> We put a gun on this thing.

>> And that's how they described it.

Instantaneous nuclear payload delivery system. And I was like, that might be

system. And I was like, that might be the most terrifying thing that any because what kind of [ __ ] sociopaths are in control of the UFO program if the first thing they do with it is figured

out how to make a nuke go instantly anywhere you want in the world.

>> What year? What year did all the UFO [ __ ] start?

>> It all started after the When was Roswell?

>> 47. That's straight to [ __ ] put a nuke on this thing.

>> That's all they were thinking about.

>> That's all they're thinking of.

>> It's the only thing they're thinking about.

>> We can figure this out. We're putting a [ __ ] >> Wait, we can kill everybody.

>> Yeah, they I mean they just had to drop them out of propeller planes two years ago. Think of that. So they go from

ago. Think of that. So they go from dropping it out of a [ __ ] giant propeller plane to two years later supposedly this thing crashes and they're back engineering it and like

really quickly inventing transistor weird scientific providence to it. And

then the other weird thing was fiber optics. There's a lot a lot of weird

optics. There's a lot a lot of weird stuff after Roswell a lot of weird inventions. I will say though, devil's

inventions. I will say though, devil's advocate is 47 48. That's like

>> the whole the whole country is inventing things for war. For war.

>> Yeah.

>> So, we're inventing we're trying our hardest to invent this [ __ ] >> Oh, 100%. There's just a weird story behind the transistor.

>> What's that?

>> Yeah. Well, you can find it, Jamie. We

We brought it up the other day. It is

odd when you read it cuz it it's >> I don't know how that [ __ ] works.

>> The way to create it, it's such a crazy invention the way to create it. And then

there's like this dispute between the guy who was given credit for inventing it and these other guys that were scientists. That guy's a [ __ ] bozo.

scientists. That guy's a [ __ ] bozo.

Like there's no why why did he get the credit for that? And that more likely it was something that they got from somewhere.

>> It's like there's a weird leap between what they were thinking of doing and what this is.

>> I'm butchering it until we get the quote. I bet back then you could just if

quote. I bet back then you could just if somebody was a scientist and invented something, you'd go, >> "Yeah, well, they just >> I can't believe I invented it."

>> That guy at MIT, >> bro. Bro, that's terrifying.

>> bro. Bro, that's terrifying.

>> That's terrifying.

>> It's the same guy as the the Brown shooting.

>> Is it? Is that what they're saying?

>> Right.

>> How convenient. Is he dead already? How

convenient.

>> Mhm.

>> How convenient.

>> I could be wrong on that, Jamie. I know

you're looking at multiple things, but didn't they say the uh the Portuguese guy who was a physicist who did the Brown shooting?

>> The guy who did the Brown shooting was a physicist.

>> Yes, >> they they know this for sure.

>> I think so. Again, this is coming out a week later.

>> The same guy.

>> Yeah.

>> What s Okay. Brown University shooting live update. Suspect in Brown and MIT

live update. Suspect in Brown and MIT shootings found dead as motive remains unclear.

Holy Suspect had 200 rounds, laser sights.

Okay. Um,

so this is the suspect in the Brown University shooting and the MI2 shooting. So he's the suspect in both

shooting. So he's the suspect in both shootings.

>> 48-year-old Portuguese national. So he

goes there and he shoots this guy that's a fusion scientist that's working on crazy [ __ ] and is talking about see if you can find the thing where he was talking about um we played it right

>> where he was talking about the poles the uh electromagnetic poles the north and south pole that they have to switch and if they don't switch we lose our electromagnetic sphere that's protecting

us >> I don't believe it >> magnetosphere >> I don't believe it >> you don't believe that >> no >> too crazy Yeah, [ __ ] it. There's no way, dude.

>> But if this guy >> focused on college football, >> I get it.

>> I don't I have no >> They killed this guy, though.

>> I have no use for electromagnetic spheres.

>> But if this guy in invented some or was on to some technology that could revolutionize power, if you really did find like cold >> fusion. Yeah. Yeah. Those guys killed.

>> fusion. Yeah. Yeah. Those guys killed.

>> That's I mean, when you assume when when a super brain brainiac nerd dude gets killed.

>> Yeah.

>> And he's involved in some fusion project.

>> Absolutely. And then 24 hours later, Trump Truth Social like merges with a Fusion power company. Yeah.

>> Did that happen?

>> Yeah.

>> Oh, >> Jesus Christ. Are you serious?

>> Yes.

>> Yeah. Pull that story up. I'm thinking

about college football playoffs.

>> I know. I'm thinking about Jake Paul and Anthony Joshua.

>> That'll be fun. Here it goes. True

social parent to merge with nuclear fusion firm in $6 billion deal. By the

way, could be totally unrelated.

What a coincidence. Or Trump Media and Technology Group, the social media and crypto company part owned by President Trump said it would help develop a utility scale fusion power plant.

>> I wish that you know what that Portuguese fell should have done is waited till he should have if he was a real Portuguese man, he would have waited to see Cristiano Ronaldo one more time.

>> He should have waited till after the summer to shoot this [ __ ] >> um here's a shoot the Here's a very stupid question but a valid one. What's

the difference between fusion and fision? Do we currently use fision?

fision? Do we currently use fision?

Correct.

>> Is that what they do? Is fusion what we don't use? Like which which is which?

don't use? Like which which is which?

>> Which of a question? That's a insanely smart question >> because cold fusion is the holy grail.

Nuclear fision and fusion are two distinct nuclear processes that release energy by altering atomic nuclei. But

they operate in opposite ways. Fision

splits heavy atoms like uranium while fusion combines light atoms like hydrogen isotopes.

Oh, okay. So, is a hydrogen bomb a fusion bomb? Put that in there.

fusion bomb? Put that in there.

>> J Mo, bring up TJ Ducket highlights.

>> Just find out, please. Is a hydrogen bomb a fusion bomb? I

>> think it's fision.

>> It's fision. Hydrogen bomb. But it says it combines light atoms like hydrogen isotopes in fusion.

>> Different process.

Okay. So cold fusion is something that they're all searching for. Oh, the fuel is uranium and plutonium.

The key differences is >> Here we go.

>> Fusion.

>> Yeah. So it is.

>> No. Yeah. Fusion is the trigger.

>> Oh, it uses Look how weird.

>> Yeah.

>> It's known as a thermonuclear bomb primarily relies on nuclear fusion for its immense destructive power, but it uses nuclear fision as the initial

trigger. Okay. So fision is the trigger.

trigger. Okay. So fision is the trigger.

>> Yeah, I think that's that's what the whole movie they're figuring out in that Oenheimer movie like the uranium splitting and >> once they figured one out then they you know that's what I got out of it,

>> bro. And the bombs they make now make

>> bro. And the bombs they make now make these the ones they made back then look like little baby bombs.

>> Yeah.

>> Zar bomba.

>> There you go. Atomic bomb is fision only.

>> Oh, >> hydrogen is thermonuclear.

So I think it's megat tons versus kilotons.

>> This is good. I'm going to correct someone when the bomb goes off.

>> Yeah, we're getting nukes. I'm going to go actually >> hold on.

>> That looks like fision to me. Are you

going to try to whack one off if the bomb's coming? I you have 30 seconds.

bomb's coming? I you have 30 seconds.

>> I didn't think I was that type of guy.

The internet's still up.

>> Based on uh [ __ ] my experience with Ken Burns, I might be that guy. I don't

think I've never been scared of it. Like

I >> There's no sin in that. You're going to go, you're going to go. There's no sin in that.

>> It is what it is.

>> I think that's a sin. I think you don't want to sin right at the right at the buzzer.

>> I don't believe it. There's a bunch of sins I think people made up.

>> Jacking off.

>> How about wearing two different types of cloth?

>> Well, I would never. You're not supposed to.

>> That's crazy. That's crazy that you sin if you do that. If you want to go old school, >> you're sinning if you do that.

>> We all know there's a difference.

>> You have a conscience, >> right?

>> You know, >> the jack off conscience.

>> You know what a sin is, >> right?

>> Depends what you jacked off to.

>> This is the current website to get into the Epstein files.

>> You're now in line.

>> I'm in the queue.

>> Oh, wow.

>> Your estimated wait time is 1 minute.

Oh. Oh, is it moving? Oh, less than a minute.

>> Wait, we're going to get into the >> files. Look, we're about to get in.

>> files. Look, we're about to get in.

>> 96%. We're less than a minute. We're at

96% getting into the Epstein files.

>> What do you think's going to pop up first?

>> Oh, it's your turn.

>> Holy [ __ ] >> Oh, we're going to see some [ __ ] You are now being redirected to the website.

>> Immediately, a virus gets uploaded to your computer. FaceTime video of every

your computer. FaceTime video of every jerking off session you're going to have for the now to the rest of your life.

It'll all be in a database.

>> All right. First thing starts off with a privacy notice.

>> Okay. Okay. Type to search court records.

>> Never find a [ __ ] >> What do you think is going to come out?

So, this is all happening live. It just

happened an hour ago. What do you think is going to come out of all this?

>> I don't know. Type in Donald Trump and search.

>> We're going to find out real quick what's >> no results found.

>> Crazy. Please try a different search.

>> Bill Clinton.

>> The greatest president.

Bill Clinton >> saved America.

>> 48,000 results.

>> Yeah, here we go. No results found. Oh,

interesting. Interesting. Bill Gates. No

results found. Crazy.

>> I >> I guess everybody's innocent.

>> Turns out everyone was innocent. He was

alone a lone hornyman.

>> Bro, I mean this it's it's you saw the search. It's over. Okay, case closed.

search. It's over. Okay, case closed.

>> Guys, can we stop talking about Epste?

Get over it. Handwritten text portions of these documents may not be electronically searchable or produce unreliable search results. So, you got to dig yourself.

>> Yeah, we're just going to have to wait.

We're going to have to wait a few.

>> Wait for the super nerds.

>> Yeah, let the nerds go through that.

>> Get in there and go to work.

>> The guy's not watching Alabama, Oklahoma, >> or Jake Paul, Anthony Joshua.

>> It's going to be incredible.

>> What do you think is going to happen?

>> I think uh if Joshua tries his hardest to just a jab will win. A jab is going to win the fight. He's going to it's going to be >> just jab the shot.

>> He's a foot. He's so much taller and bigger >> and he's better at boxing.

>> It's just crazy that he wanted to do it that Jake Paul wanted to fight Anthony Joshua.

>> I wonder how much Jake got.

>> Oh, he's must be getting an extraordinary amount of money for this >> because everyone's going to watch.

>> Yeah.

>> Whether you're a, you know, a know-it-all boxing expert type fake guy like me or someone else.

>> No, you know you're boxing.

>> I know a little. Those guys are the real boxing experts. But at the point is

boxing experts. But at the point is everyone's gonna watch it. Even the

casuals, everyone's gonna watch it.

>> I'm gonna watch it >> because it's nuts. It's a nutty idea.

>> Yeah.

>> Like Jervante Davis is not the best idea. Jervant is small. He fights at

idea. Jervant is small. He fights at 135. That's crazy. You can't be bigger

135. That's crazy. You can't be bigger than the guy, but when the guy's way bigger than you, now I'm interested.

Like okay >> for sure. Travante would [ __ ] him up.

>> Uh, depends what I don't know how how big Jake is.

>> He's big. He's uh he weighed 216 and he's solid as a rock >> and Jervante fights 135. That's way

bigger. Yeah. It's way bigger.

>> Yeah.

>> There's a lot of like >> you can only >> skill is awesome but it only goes so far when someone's that huge.

>> Yeah.

>> You know.

>> Yeah. Just like I >> Jamonte probably could [ __ ] him up cuz he's really [ __ ] good.

>> I heard that.

>> There's him knocking down and gone.

>> That's what happened. That would That's me and you.

>> Look at this. Watch this.

>> I'm Joshua. Yeah, that's you.

Dude, you do not want to get popped by this guy.

>> He's so big.

>> No, >> he's and he's been knocking people out forever man.

>> Wouldn't you think any top heavyweight would knock out Jake Paul?

>> Well, there's guys he said like openly he doesn't want to fight like he doesn't want to fight David Benvitz. He's like,

"Fuck that."

>> Yeah, >> I don't want to fight that guy.

>> But he thinks Joshua is >> I don't get it, man. Benvitz is [ __ ] terrifying. Make no mistake about it.

terrifying. Make no mistake about it.

>> What about Ruiz? You could have got You could have got Ruiz out there.

>> Which one?

>> Isn't that Isn't that the chubby guy?

>> Oh, Andy. Yes.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Um

>> could have got him out.

>> But he might not have taken it easy. I

think there's >> he Andy trying to find a guy who's going to take it easy.

>> You think Josh was going to take it easy?

>> Well, that's what I was saying about the speech he gave. I don't I don't know.

That seems like a wild card.

>> That was a crazy speech. It seems like a guy >> I never heard that speech >> up to do whatever.

>> I can't believe that I never saw that until I think I kept watch.

>> No, no, don't make it. It got He did some hip and >> it got weird, dude. I was watching it cuz I I like Anthony Joshua and I was watching it going, "This is [ __ ] crazy."

crazy." >> Well, >> when a dude outboxes you like that, he's a smaller guy and he outboxes you two fights in a row, like it really batters you a little bit. At least in one of

them. There were some moments in like

them. There were some moments in like the last round where he was just getting boxed up, man.

Usyk's so good. He's so slick. That

guy's 38.

Post fight though, I I'll give anyone you can say anything. Like I remember when like remember when McGregor broke his leg.

>> Yeah.

>> And everyone was like, I can't believe he's saying all this. It's like, dude, >> right?

>> He was in a fight 20 seconds ago.

>> Yeah. He's going to be saying crazy [ __ ] >> and his leg's broken >> and he just he's in terrible pain.

>> Yeah.

>> Like I don't know. Postfight interview

is like they're going to say wild [ __ ] They were just in a fight.

>> Yeah. If there's ever a time where someone should have pulled out of a fight, it's that one.

>> Oh, his leg was >> his leg was [ __ ] up before that fight.

They knew it. They they had done MRIs on it and [ __ ] They didn't know what it was. You know, it was probably like a

was. You know, it was probably like a deep bone bruise, but then the next impact on it snapped it. Maybe he had a hairline fracture or something was compromised. It wasn't much, man.

compromised. It wasn't much, man.

>> It wasn't much. It wasn't much when you consider all the times that >> It's weird because sometimes it doesn't take much. It's just it hits the kneecap

take much. It's just it hits the kneecap the right way or the the shin at the high spot. Yeah.

high spot. Yeah.

>> Like the top of the shin up here, it's so hard to break and you the flexible part of your shin will just snap on it.

But that one didn't kind of look like that. it look. And then when I heard

that. it look. And then when I heard afterwards that it was already compromised going into that fight, I'm like, "Oh man, that's a bad idea." But

you think you could do anything when you're Conor McGregor, you know, like, "Fuck this guy. He beat me the first fight, but I'm going to [ __ ] him up the second fight."

second fight." >> Being Conor McGregor is literally being on cocaine.

>> Yeah.

>> Whether you're on it or not, >> bro. He had the wildest press

>> bro. He had the wildest press conferences back when he was fighting Jose Aldo.

>> That must have been so fun to be at those. They were crazy. How fun was I? I

those. They were crazy. How fun was I? I

didn't go to press conferences. I

watched them.

>> Oh, really? How about the weighins? I

never go. That must have been The weigh-ins were wild. The weigh-ins were crazy. Yeah.

crazy. Yeah.

>> Well, the weigh-ins were crazy also because that's a day that's when they used to have to really weigh in.

>> So, you had to get on the scale in front of everybody. Now they have ceremonial

of everybody. Now they have ceremonial weigh-ins. So, now you weigh in and then

weigh-ins. So, now you weigh in and then you rehydrate and then you get on the scale and I say official weight is 145.

Everybody cheers. So when Connor is standing there facing off with Jose Aldo, he looks like a skeleton, >> bro. He looked

>> bro. He looked >> Yeah. See if you can find that. It was

>> Yeah. See if you can find that. It was

>> He looked terrified.

>> Crazy.

>> So let's let's see him get on the scale.

>> That's Jose Aldo.

>> So Connor would get on first. Connor got

on first.

>> Look at him, bro. Look how sunken in he is, >> bro. How do you

>> bro. How do you >> I mean he must be feeling like utter dog [ __ ] >> Yeah. How do you not faint?

>> Yeah. How do you not faint?

>> Fainting a kick >> like I have to like get between everybody.

>> I don't think JOSE REALLY LOOKS SCARED.

CONOR MCGREGOR.

>> Once again, THE IRISH FANS HAVE COME OUT.

FOR THE BIGGEST UFC FEATHERWEIGHT TITLE FIGHT EVER. GIVE US YOUR THOUGHTS ON

FIGHT EVER. GIVE US YOUR THOUGHTS ON TOMORROW NIGHT AND JOSE ALDO AS AN OPPONENT.

You know, I'm sick of talking about Jose. I visualize and I look at his

Jose. I visualize and I look at his facial features and I know that the soft parts of his face won't be able to take my shots. I just want to thank the Irish

my shots. I just want to thank the Irish people for coming out here for me. It

means everything. Tomorrow, tomorrow

night, I will bring that goal over Ireland once again.

>> CONOR MCGREGOR, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

>> BRO, that was back when he was fighting 145.

>> That boy was big at 145.

>> Chugging electrolytes.

>> Let me see what they look like. Jose

Aldo was big at 45, too, man. Jose Aldo

was one of the greatest 145 pounders ever.

>> No, not to be a psycho. I didn't know Charlie Kirk was [ __ ] Holy [ __ ] Bro, that's dark.

>> It's not.

>> He speaks Portuguese. Trust me. It's not

Charlie Kirby.

>> You son of a [ __ ] >> Hold on. No, no, no. I'm not making light of anything.

>> If you meet him looked exactly like >> If you meet him, he doesn't. It's just

the the angle, >> bro.

Yeah. Hold on, Joe.

>> It's just the angle. I'm telling you.

>> No, you're into something. What is going on here?

Crisis actors. You ever see those people that get like super obsessed with crisis actors? Hold on. That's another thing.

actors? Hold on. That's another thing.

That's a good point.

>> There he is. Now, look at what he looks the next day. He's all filled in.

>> His eyes, his face.

>> Oh, it's completely filled in. I wonder

if back then you were allowed to use um IVs cuz you weighed in the same day.

>> I mean, excuse me, you weighed in on the scale. Not the same day, the day before.

scale. Not the same day, the day before.

Oh my god.

It's >> the first time I've ever said he slept him ever in a fight. It just came out.

>> Yeah.

>> Cuz it was like that's what he did. He

just slept him. Like that was crazy. And

the fact that he did it after like months and months and months of taunting and [ __ ] talking and >> worst case for all those worst case.

God, that blows.

>> It blows. Yeah. And it was Yeah, just a quick Oh, that sucks.

>> You ever see Aldo in his prime?

>> Yeah.

>> Aldo when he was in the WEC.

>> Didn't see that, >> bro. Um, Aldo won't use This is the

>> bro. Um, Aldo won't use This is the first time in years Aldo won't use IVs to rehydrate.

>> I think the band just STARTED OR SOMETHING.

>> OH, that's crazy.

>> That was when it happened.

>> Six months before that is when it started. Oh, well, so Aldo always got

started. Oh, well, so Aldo always got big at 145 and and there was been a few there was a few weigh-ins >> where he got real big where he had a

really hard time making 145 and then he started fighting at 135 and he just got like a a real good guy like a a specialist to help him with the weight cut and he made it pretty easy.

Nutritionist got everything dialed in.

Just makes you think like if that guy was at 35 the whole time.

He was [ __ ] everybody up at 45, you know, but everybody remembers him for that fight.

>> Yeah, >> that's a problem.

>> That's a tough one.

>> He was so good, dude.

>> Isn't he Wasn't he still fighting?

>> He just retired.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah. Just retired

>> like this year.

>> Yeah.

>> I think he got a bad like a very close decision. Didn't go his way. Yeah.

decision. Didn't go his way. Yeah.

>> And he retired. That's right.

>> As a hobby.

>> I watched it. Yeah.

>> Yeah.

He was just kept kept going.

>> Well, he tried dude out >> and uh he survived. Zahhabi survived and he was he just emptied the gas tank trying to take him out and then Zahhabi was on top in the end of the fight.

>> Who do you like now? Who's who's a young guy? Because you told me about Jack Dela

guy? Because you told me about Jack Dela a while ago.

>> Who's a Goautier?

>> This guy from Cameroon.

>> Really? Oh,

he's [ __ ] terrified. He's 185 lbs, 6'4, built like a Greek god, smokes everybody.

>> Everybody just gets smoked.

>> Did he fight last week?

>> No, he didn't fight last week, but um I'm I'm not sure when he's fighting again, but see if you could find his uh like a highlight reel of his KOs, bro.

>> What's your name again?

>> Goautier.

>> I hope I'm saying it right. could have

never spelled that.

>> Yeah, when you have to say it uh in a weighin.

>> But this guy, >> I've seen you I've seen you [ __ ] write.

>> I [ __ ] it up. Yeah, I [ __ ] it up all the time. There's too many guys. I can't

time. There's too many guys. I can't

remember all of them. But this guy, just his style, however I mispronounce his name or get it right. His [ __ ] He's terrifying.

>> The [ __ ] is that guy, >> bro? He's 185. And the guy on the left,

>> bro? He's 185. And the guy on the left, Sean Strickland, used to be the 85pb champion >> and still one of the best 85 pounders in

the world. the silent assassin. Um, just

the world. the silent assassin. Um, just

see if you can find a highlight reel.

>> Got some some action of this dude just [ __ ] people up.

Megan Olivy. So, yeah, back it up a little so you can see.

>> Just [ __ ] people up, dude. Terrifying

power, super speed, excellent technique, everything.

>> Yeah, >> guy's got a bunch of cats.

>> I like that.

>> Was in a house with cats.

>> Psycho.

>> Yeah, he likes to go visit cats. Psycho.

Yeah, bro. He's He's good, man. He's

good. Super [ __ ] strong, too. Very,

you know, like very big for the weight class and awesome striking, man. Young.

>> Oh, >> bro.

>> He fought this dude. And that guy was so [ __ ] tough.

>> And that guy just kept waving him in.

Yeah, bro. It was I mean, most humans >> would have been gone before that. This

guy hung in there as long as he could.

still trying to get him off him. Yeah,

but that dude, he's that that guy's the future.

>> I feel like those uh he's the future.

>> I feel like the jacked Africans eventually run into a nasty, dirty white guy.

>> They could run into a Russian like no like just a guy that's like >> a firefighter from >> Oh, he's 23.

>> The thing you have to recognize about um though, >> crazy. Francis Enanu when he fought

>> crazy. Francis Enanu when he fought Miocas for the world title had only been doing MMA for like four years.

>> Yeah.

>> Like when they had a rematch a couple years later, >> Francis was a different human being.

Yeah.

>> Yeah. And he [ __ ] him up and he was real patient.

>> But that first fight >> first fight was crazy.

>> That was just a guy surviving just going he's going to get tired.

>> Yeah.

>> It was awesome.

>> It was awesome. It was like probably one of Stipe's most impressive victories because Francis was like flatlining everybody. And he also took a lot of

everybody. And he also took a lot of shots in that fight. He did.

>> He ate a lot of big shots.

>> I was I was cheering for the white.

>> Were you?

>> Yeah. If you don't know the sport, you go, I'm cheering for the [ __ ] shitty looking white guy. I hope he wins.

>> Who's he fighting? The most jacked black dude of all time.

>> Literally. Yeah.

>> He's a guy who has to cut weight to make 265 natural.

>> Fan of the Mexicans, too. I like to see a Mexican get in there. Like that guy.

That guy that was just taunting back.

That's hilarious.

>> They got a spirit for fighting. I'll

tell you that. There's like a a Mexican fighting spirit. There's been so many

fighting spirit. There's been so many Mexican combat sports champions. Like,

think about how many boxers that are like world champions that were Mexican.

It's the numbers nuts.

>> Julio Cesar Chavez, Canelo, Salvador Sanchez. You can go down the line

Sanchez. You can go down the line forever and ever and ever. There's so

many Mexican champions.

>> They're like Jews in Nobel Peace Prize.

>> They [ __ ] They got their thing, bro.

>> It's so true. Oh, this is what I was going to say earlier about the crisis actors. It's the same thing as like uh

actors. It's the same thing as like uh like when they go that's a crisis actor, >> right?

>> It's like no, he just went through the most insane. It's like interviewing a

most insane. It's like interviewing a fighter after a fight.

>> He's going to be weird, >> right?

>> Like you don't know how you would react.

>> Yeah. You have no idea.

>> You go, this is a [ __ ] crisis actor.

It's like, dude, he's he just went through something he he didn't know was happening.

>> Definitely. And

>> all of a sudden, it's the worst thing ever.

>> But also, don't you think crisis actors are real?

Like if you were going to pull off a major propaganda event and you could hire someone to pretend that something happened and and give a narrative and get that guy on camera right away.

>> How many actors do you know?

>> A lot. Right.

>> Uh yeah, I know a good amount.

>> How many do you think would keep their [ __ ] mouth shut about whatever they're working on?

>> Zero. But here's the thing. You don't

have to be an actor to act.

>> Of course.

>> Right.

Kevin Durant was really good in Not Kevin Durant. Um, Kevin Durant rules.

Kevin Durant. Um, Kevin Durant rules.

>> Kevin Barnett was really good.

>> Kevin Durant's on your brain. That's so

funny. You got [ __ ] Darela on the brain.

>> Um, anyway, people have acted that are like not actors.

>> Great job.

>> Yeah, there you go.

>> None of us can act.

>> No, but wait. Crisis actors as I I don't I genuinely don't know if that's >> Well, I know that MK Ultra exists, right? So, you know, they do they do

right? So, you know, they do they do mind control and you know they do regime cha change things. You know they do propaganda.

>> Do you think they've ever put together like something fake?

>> Yes. I think I think maybe pulling down that statue in Iraq, they had some [ __ ] brown people show up and be like, "Yeah, we like this." I don't think like Sandy Hook, a guy getting

done with Sandy Hook, his kids just died and right before he gets interviewed, he's like smiling.

>> No, >> no, no. Of course, that's a touchy one.

But like people going that's a crisis actor because he was smiling before the interview. It's like dude, he's in he's

interview. It's like dude, he's in he's a mental >> Yeah.

>> nut job. His kid just got killed.

>> What happened with that guy?

>> You know what I mean?

>> Yeah. You can't

>> I don't think I think it'd be tough to get American crisis actors. I think it would be tough.

>> Yeah.

>> Because somebody would go, I went to [ __ ] middle school with that guy.

>> For sure. That's a good point.

>> I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong.

>> No, no, it's a really good point.

>> I think it's easy to get a group of Muslims in Iraq to be like, celebrate when we tear down the Saddam statue. Do

you remember when Benghazi happened and then there was this was it Benghazi that was attached to that weird video? There

was a weird video that someone had made.

It was like an anti-Muslim video and they were trying to say that it was the attack was in response to this video.

>> I'm not sure.

>> Do you remember there was something it was something really kooky and people were not buying it.

>> It was real weird. There was like some sort of like American propaganda film about Muslims. God, I don't remember it.

Does that any of this ring a bell, Jamie?

>> Sort of. I'm trying to remember what it would have been about.

>> There was like a video that they were trying to say, "Oh, they attacked us because of this video." And then everybody was like, "Wait, what?" And

then it made more people like dig into the whole story behind the thing. True

>> and go, whoa, who's you guys are lying about all kinds of [ __ ] No, they're lying about all types of [ __ ] without a doubt.

>> Always.

>> I'm just saying >> after a school shooting or like a thing in America like having >> fake actors, >> it seems impossible.

>> Seems impossible to me.

>> It seems impossible.

>> Not because I don't think they would like to do that, >> right? It just seems too difficult.

>> right? It just seems too difficult.

Yeah.

>> But they they definitely use agent provocators like they definitely did on at the Capitol. They used guys that pretended to be >> patriots.

>> Uh >> I think it's this.

>> That's right. The innocence of Muslims. That's the film.

>> Oh yeah.

>> The amateur film created by Nula. Nula.

That's a real person. Nula. Nula is a real person. That's crazy. Yeah. Right.

real person. That's crazy. Yeah. Right.

>> Couldn't even name him.

>> [ __ ] CIA. So

>> that's a drawing of him. We don't even get him.

>> That's me. Nola. Nola. You know me. All

right. Go. Go. All we got is a drawing.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. There's a [ __ ] drawing of this guy.

>> Wasn't it kind of like Wasn't it kind of like hot?

>> So, it depicted the prophet Muhammad in a derogatory manner sparking widespread anger and protests across the Islamic world, including Cairo and Benghazi,

Libya. So, uh, the Obama administration

Libya. So, uh, the Obama administration initially described the attack as a spontaneous reaction to these protests.

A narrative that faced immediate criticism from conservatives who believed it was a premeditated terror attack. Aha.

attack. Aha.

The film fueled initial anger.

Intelligence later suggested a more organized terror element with attackers having specific knowledge of the compound and its security. Yeah, that's

the story. So, they try to blame it on people freaking out because of the video.

And even the whole making of the video, what is the controversy behind the making of the video? Is there any connections to shenanigans with the making of the video?

>> Oh, >> like intelligence agencies.

>> Yeah. Yeah,

>> probably.

>> Probably.

>> I wish the CIA would talk to me.

>> You think? What would they tell you?

>> Bro, keep it up.

>> Good job.

>> We like you.

>> We like you. We like your vibe.

>> I go, dude. I [ __ ] with you guys. I

[ __ ] hated JFK. Whoa. Is that what you say?

>> Yeah. Go, bro. Sick job.

>> I think these guys probably all like JFK.

>> I like JFK.

>> Yeah. I think you got to be careful because some of those guys didn't like the old guard. We're different.

>> The CIA. We're doing things actually in America's interest.

>> What do you think they're up to?

>> Who knows? They're not up to nothing.

>> Tell you that.

>> They're doing something.

>> It's not like they're just chilling, you know? They're definitely up to

know? They're definitely up to something.

>> Yeah. I'd ask Mike Baker, but he's very koi.

>> He is >> very koi with those answers.

>> You ever get the CIA boys coming?

>> What do you mean?

>> Have they ever talked to you?

>> Him? Him?

>> Yeah.

>> I mean, he doesn't work for the CIA anymore. Shane Gillis,

anymore. Shane Gillis, >> he's retired now. He has zero connection with >> But then he just goes on the biggest platform in the world >> every now and again.

>> Yeah, I'm sure he's I'm sure he's done.

>> It's uh interesting hearing his perspective because you got to know how they think. Like what what is what are

they think. Like what what is what are the top brass? Like what's their objectives with all this [ __ ] super spying?

>> Oh, you know what? This comes out when?

I bet we're at war with uh Venezuela.

>> Do you think that's real?

>> They're going for it, right?

>> I thought they weren't. I thought they decided not to.

>> I don't think anybody's going to really support that at all.

>> No.

>> It's It would be a terrible idea. But

also those plaques.

>> Yeah, they don't.

>> Those plaques are [ __ ] terrible ideas.

>> Obviously doesn't give a [ __ ] The tweet The tweet's a terrible idea. Yeah,

I know.

Yeah. Why the [ __ ] would we ever do that?

>> No, I don't. I hope not. Trump and top aids refuse to rule out war with >> That's fair. That's fair. I know what that article is.

>> Orders Venezuelan Navy to escort oil tankers after seized seizure by US forces.

>> I understand the refuse. They're saying

refuse to rule it out. That just means some reporter was there like, "Will you do that?" And he was like, "Shut up.

do that?" And he was like, "Shut up.

Quiet. Quiet."

>> So it seems quiet. So it's

refused to rule out the potential for open conflict as Nicholas Maduro urged his navy to escort oil tankers to find the largest US fleet deployed in the region in decades. In an interview

broadcast on Friday morning, Donald Trump told NBC News that going to war with Maduro's regime remains on the table. I don't rule it out. No, he said

table. I don't rule it out. No, he said in a phone interview with the network.

And at a year-end press conference at the State Department, Marco Rubio doubled down on remarks by other Trump advisers that US could coers Maduro through its campaign of strikes on

alleged drug boats traveling towards the United States.

>> Why? Why are we letting Marco Rubio say [ __ ] >> I don't know. What were we talking about Rubio earlier? What What was it?

Rubio earlier? What What was it?

>> He was talking [ __ ] again.

>> Well, it was earlier. What was it about?

It was early in the podcast like 3 hours ago.

>> Oh, about uh deporting that girl. He was like, "Yeah, we didn't give you that visa." It's

like, "Bro, we No one elected you.

>> You lost.

>> You got made fun of.

>> You were little Marco. You were sweaty little Marco. I don't I remember.

little Marco. I don't I remember.

>> He's the guy that's going to release all the UFO docs."

>> Oh, is he?

>> Yeah.

>> All right. Well, then cool.

>> Allegedly.

>> That's what they do to get us to keep voting. They go, "Yo, Epstein files. We

voting. They go, "Yo, Epstein files. We

got them.

>> We got it. Just look up Bill Gates."

Nothing.

>> Yo, vote for us. Tell you what though, the UFOs is that's the real thing. It's

the most important thing. We're working

on that right now. I'm real close. I'm

going to get a skiff.

>> I don't know.

>> I'll be right back.

>> I've been around the country. I think we got bigger fish to fry.

>> There's a lot of fish.

>> [ __ ] UFOs, >> bro. There was this lady who did this

>> bro. There was this lady who did this video who just went to uh Los Angeles for 5 days and was talking about uh how she hadn't been there in a long time and

what it was like. And she said that Skid Row is how many blocks is Skid Row? Cuz

I swear she said it's 50 blocks.

>> No, >> can't be. Can't be. It's the whole city.

>> Yeah, it's like downtown.

>> How many blocks?

>> Downtown's 50 blocks.

>> How many Oh, it is.

>> How many blocks is uh >> How many blocks is Skid Row, >> bro? I was just

>> bro? I was just >> How do you even measure things by blocks? Or blocks aren't universally the

blocks? Or blocks aren't universally the same size, are they?

>> Look at that.

>> 50 blocks.

>> Roughly 50 or 54 blocks. It's a quarter mile square/ quarter mile.

>> It's a quarter mile of chaos. Do you

know how crazy that is?

>> That's crazy. You know how crazy that is? That's how bad Skid Row is. Like,

is? That's how bad Skid Row is. Like,

and she said, "You don't understand it until you get there." And she said, "The entire city has a heavy feel to it."

Like, it doesn't feel right. Like, you

feel it feels off.

>> Is that a real sign?

>> Skidro. You want to be a little >> Skidro has an Wait, hold on. Skidro is

actually too many. The name of it.

>> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Oh, I thought it was like >> You got to go down there and check it out, bro. I've been I've been

out, bro. I've been I've been >> It's complete insanity.

>> You got to go to Kensington and Alagany.

>> They've shut down the streets. People

>> Give me some Google images.

>> People just living there.

>> Just living on the street.

>> KNA in Philly.

>> But this is crazy. This is 50 blocks.

>> Whatever you guys got is a tiny little [ __ ] ass Skidro.

>> No, no, no, >> no, no, no. The big Skid Row to little [ __ ] ass No. We're doing

>> How many blocks you got?

>> We're the epicenter of heroin.

>> Let's take a bet. I'd say Philly was there before Skid Row.

>> No, no. I would say Philly's got a way worse.

>> Really? More more blocks.

>> Not more people. No,

>> no, but just more >> but that it's that for >> But that's that's Skid Row, too, man. I

think it's the same.

>> I think Derelicks are the same everywhere, but here they could freeze to death. That is the difference. That's

to death. That is the difference. That's

the difference. They're a little more hardcore.

>> Yeah. I I can't say. I don't know. But

>> Philly ones can freeze to death.

>> K&A is bad.

>> I think it's the worst place I've seen in America.

>> Jesus Christ. Although I I was just in Portland and that [ __ ] is such a cool city.

>> Yeah.

>> It's like going to San Francisco where you're like, damn, this is an awesome city.

>> It's just [ __ ] up.

But I don't want to.

The homelessness problem is a real >> it's a real crazy issue >> and no one can come up with a solution cuz it might be it might be the result of a issue that already happened and now it's too late to fix

>> and how do you fix it?

>> I don't know.

>> I haven't heard one good [ __ ] answer.

>> Nope. Not one.

>> Other than just every single person I know going [ __ ] the city sucks.

>> Well, there's no solution. Also, they're

throwing so much money at the problem and it's not getting at all better, which is not a good sign. That usually

means there's a hole in your bucket, dear Lyla.

>> I bet there's a hole in the bucket. I

bet there is.

>> There is a hole. They've proven it.

There's people that are making a ton of money. It's a whole complex of people

money. It's a whole complex of people that are making a ton of money working on homelessness.

>> That's how it is. Anytime there's an issue, somebody's going to be making a [ __ ] ton of money on it.

>> Always. People are dirty.

>> Didn't the Clintons make a [ __ ] ton of money on the Haiti?

>> Did they?

>> I don't know. allegedly.

>> Did they they made money on Haiti? If I

put that into perplexity, how would they have made money on Haiti?

>> Uh, I think they just took some of the donations.

>> What happened?

>> [ __ ] if I know. I think somebody owned a [ __ ] mind down there.

>> Didn't like a rapper wind up going to jail for that.

>> Yeah, he went to jail, right?

>> I don't know. I don't know what that was about.

>> Or he got arrested and sentenced if he hasn't gone to jail. sentenced to 14 years in prison for major foreign influence scheme, including illegally funding millions of dollars from Malaysian financer Joe Low to former

President Barack Obama's 2012 campaign lobbying for China.

>> Whoa.

>> You think that would be a bigger story?

>> Whoa.

What is he from again?

>> The Fujis.

>> The Fujis. Oh, damn. That's crazy. They

took two hits. Lauren Hillary.

>> Yeah.

>> Skidro.

>> Oh, that's crazy.

>> Spent the night down there for a few days. Oh, he probably took the he

days. Oh, he probably took the he probably was holding the bag, dude.

>> They got Lauren Hill for tax evasion.

Remember they put her away.

>> They hate the Fujis, >> bro. That's crazy.

>> bro. That's crazy.

>> Yeah, White Cle, >> but it seems like this dude was involved.

>> The Fuji might have been up to no good.

>> White Clef John, I love that Staying Alive version.

>> He rules.

>> Oh, he rules.

>> But he had a issue with Haiti too, right? Wasn't

right? Wasn't >> He's Haitian, >> right? But didn't wasn't there like

>> right? But didn't wasn't there like >> probably I think a lot of the money got funny down there >> as it will do when money is

>> the worst thing I've ever seen. There's

a documentary on Haitian prisons.

>> Oh no.

>> You want to see, bro? It's like [ __ ] 90 people in a cell.

>> Oh no.

>> That's designed to fit like 10 people.

>> Oh no.

>> And also there's no due process cuz they they don't they can't process everybody.

So there's guys in there that are like, "Yo, I didn't do anything and I'm here for 15 years and then there's an earthquake and everyone gets out.

>> Oh my god."

>> And then they go, "I think that guy was in prison. Pick him up."

in prison. Pick him up."

>> It's just a [ __ ] guy who's like, "I wasn't Now you're in the worst prison on earth."

earth." >> Yeah. It's It's a tough one.

>> Yeah. It's It's a tough one.

>> No verified evidence shows Bill or Hillary Clinton personally profited or received salaries from Haiti related activities through the Clinton Foundation. The foundation raised around

Foundation. The foundation raised around 30 to 500 million what for Haiti post 2010 earthquake

directing funds to aid groups investments and projects like hotels and factories without taking administrative overhead.

>> You get 500 million [ __ ] they're not going to notice 15.

>> Shane, don't you just read AI and just recognize the truth and stop being conspiracy theorist?

>> I'm not conspiracy theorist. thinking

about the college football playoff which has a lot of conspiracies.

>> Oh, really?

>> The Protestants formed against the Irish.

>> Oh, no.

>> They joined all the Southern Protestants joined against the Catholics.

>> Taylor as old as time.

>> It's time last time they tried to join against us. We marched down there and

against us. We marched down there and burned down their [ __ ] cities. So,

watch out.

>> It's crazy because sports are like a substitute for war.

>> You think we'd have more presidents? The

Catholics.

>> Yeah, they only had one. Biden, too.

>> Oh, Biden's capital allegedly.

>> True.

>> We only got one. He got shot and then Biden was doing auto sign. Give us a good one.

>> Yeah.

>> You got anybody in mind?

>> Nick Fes.

>> He could probably win a few years.

>> Hold on, let's talk. Listen, he couldn't have existed before, right? 10 20 years ago couldn't have existed. Now super

popular. What's 20 years from now look like? You know, maybe someone like that

like? You know, maybe someone like that can win.

>> Well, we'll see.

>> I got to be so bad. We got to wrap this up anyway. I'm sorry. 418.

up anyway. I'm sorry. 418.

>> We got that one at the buzzer.

>> Yeah. Well, listen, I will say this about it. It's fascinating to watch that

about it. It's fascinating to watch that there's there's like a whole group of people that feel very unrepresented in the world and especially like young men.

And here you got this young guy with a very high verbal IQ and he also does a lot of [ __ ] posting, a lot of talking [ __ ] a lot of trolling, >> says women shouldn't be allowed to vote.

This is wild [ __ ] >> And and that Piers Morgan thing is like, bro, >> that was like an expert sparring with someone who thought they were an expert.

>> Sure.

>> Like they're playing two totally different games.

>> And it's also the thing the thing that people try to get Fentos on is he's still funny as [ __ ] It's funny.

>> So that's where you're in a lot of trouble >> when he hits him. Do you think the hol you made jokes about the Holocaust? He

goes >> too soon.

>> Like dude >> and you could see wild.

>> You could see but you could see Piers going, "Oh [ __ ] bro." And he was like, "Me mom died."

>> I was like, "Holy [ __ ] >> bro. He got hit. He got hit with a

>> bro. He got hit. He got hit with a missile on that one too soon." Too soon.

I was like, "Oh my god."

>> I don't know if this is AI or not, but this photo just popped up online.

>> Oh no. What is I'm just having a >> He got head from a block.

>> There's a black.

>> You got head from a Polish person. A

blockhead.

>> Yeah.

>> Well, duh. Well, duh.

>> Hell yeah. Duh.

>> Trump [ __ ] Clint got head in a hot tub.

>> Can you imagine? You were one of those guys and you were like, "Finally, I got a place where I can get my freak on."

>> I will say, dude, you ever try to get head in a hot tub?

>> That seems gross.

>> It's [ __ ] impossible.

>> Go inside.

>> Yeah, let's go inside. It's nuts.

>> I appreciate your enthusiasm. This is

not ideal.

>> I'm like barely hard.

>> It's [ __ ] water. Chemical smell.

>> Don't give me head.

>> You shouldn't get that on your mouth anyway. [ __ ] chemical water from that

anyway. [ __ ] chemical water from that hot tub destroying your endocrine system.

>> All right.

>> All right. Love you. It was a lot of fun. Bye, everybody.

fun. Bye, everybody.