Kevin Hart Roasting Celebrities To Their Face

I got to ask you a question. The hat

it's one thing to wear the hat backwards. Do you have an afro under

backwards. Do you have an afro under that or something? It looks It looks very very hot.

>> I'll, tell, you, what,, there that Hey, that's none of your damn business. Okay. Whatever's going on up

business. Okay. Whatever's going on up under my hat is none of your business.

The only information that you need to know is that I don't have a mushroom on the top of my head like you. That's

right, Stephen A. I have a cut from this year. When it comes to fearless

year. When it comes to fearless clapbacks, Kevin Hart doesn't hold back for anyone. From clowning Hollywood

for anyone. From clowning Hollywood stars to embarrassing professional athletes, these are the sharpest jabs from one of comedy's biggest names. NBA

fans will debate everything. But the

funniest laugh, that crown goes to Kawhi Leonard.

>> I'm, not, sure, if, he, wants, me, to, say, that.

He's kind of personal.

>> And, Kevin, Hart's, reaction, exactly, what you thought it would be.

>> I'm, a, fun, guy., Uh,, obviously, I, love, the game of basketball.

Um, I mean it's just more question you have to ask in order for me to tell you about myself. I just can't give you a

about myself. I just can't give you a whole spill.

I don't even know where you sitting at.

Kevin, [Laughter] it's like not even a laugh. It's like a It's like an outburst. It's like

>> if, someone, is, sitting, in, the, front, of one of your shows and laughs like that what would you punch him in the face?

>> Dwayne's, got, a, tattoo, right, above, his ass that says, "Come on.

[Laughter] We all know divorces could be messy business and the Kim Kanye split was no different. But did that stop Kevin Hart?

different. But did that stop Kevin Hart?

Absolutely not. And the end of Kim and Kanye in real life. Uh in a divorce, Kim got the house and Kanye got the stadium.

That's right. When they separated, Kanye moved into Atlanta's MercedesBenz Stadium. This is actually Kanye's room.

Stadium. This is actually Kanye's room.

Let's take a look.

>> This, [ __ ], really, did, move.

>> Yeah., Then, he, went, to, a, game, later, that night that was on top of the stadium that he was sleeping up under.

>> Yeah., Well,, when, they, said,, "Kanye,, what you about to do after this?" I'm about to go downstairs, go to bed. What?

What? Yeah. I'm about to go right to sleep. I ain't going to do too much

sleep. I ain't going to do too much after this. I ain't trying to be up all

after this. I ain't trying to be up all night. I'm going to go right downstairs

night. I'm going to go right downstairs go to bed, tell them they got to wrap this basketball [ __ ] up. I got a big day tomorrow.

>> Dwayne, Johnson's >> Don't, say, it.

>> Breath, smells, like, on, the, regular., And

nobody knows this. You want to know where the eyebrow raise came from? It

came from the reaction of people when he goes "Hello."

goes "Hello." >> And, everybody, >> that's, what, The, Rock, is, cooking., Breath.

>> Most, of, the, time,, Kevin, needs, a punchline. With Sophia Vgara, though

punchline. With Sophia Vgara, though one facial expression is worth a thousand jokes. I went crazy about that

thousand jokes. I went crazy about that story because, you know, I have this accent that is not that strong, but you

know, it uh it sometimes um not allows me to play every role that I want. And

also, I created this walk and I had to learn how to smoke and I had to learn how to do co. So, it was it was it was a

complicated character for me.

I feel you're being judged right now.

>> Yeah,, I'm, Colombian,, but, we, we, don't, get high on our own supply.

>> Look,, Tom, Brady, had, everything.

Championships, money, gazelle, and she still walked away for the jiu-jitsu coach. Most people would leave that

coach. Most people would leave that alone. Kevin Hart is not most people.

alone. Kevin Hart is not most people.

>> World, knows, that, you, left, Bill, Bichc high and dry, man. You left him and then you went to Tampa and you won a championship. But let me tell you

championship. But let me tell you something, people. Let me tell you

something, people. Let me tell you something. That's what you got to do to

something. That's what you got to do to maintain your happiness. You understand?

You sometimes got to your coach. You

know who else [ __ ] that coach?

Jazelle. She that karate man. No.

>> Safe, to, say, Tom, Brady, wasn't, in, on, the joke and he let everyone know it.

>> This, morning,, the, seven, time, Super, Bowl champ says he'll never do it again.

>> I, loved, when, the, jokes, were, about, me., I

thought they were so fun. Um I didn't like the way that it affected my kids. I

wouldn't do that again because of the way that affected actually the people that I care about the most in the world.

>> Aging, is, bad, enough, without, someone reminding you about it. But Kevin Hart he's got no problem being that guy.

>> Like, I, said,, and, me,, you, know,, I'm, 56 years old.

>> Damn.

>> I'm, sorry, cuz, I, It, was, a, thought., No,

no, seriously, it was a thought.

>> It, was, a, thought, and, I, blurted, it, out., I

did not mean it that way.

>> I'm, fine.

>> Okay,, but, just, understand, I, didn't, mean it the way it came out. We'll take a poll on how you meant it with people here later after the show's over. But

>> I, can, sit, up, here, and, honestly, say, buddy, that that was from a place of love.

>> Got, it.

>> Like,, damn.

>> That, was, from >> like,, damn.

>> You, didn't, If, we, could, play, it, back right now >> play, it, back.

>> These, are, two, different, dams. >> Play, it, back, in, slow, motion.

>> There, was, no >> I, said, I, said, there, was, no, like,, wow, that's >> I, said, damn.

>> No,, you, said, the, word, damn.

>> Do, you, want, me, to, tell, you, how, you, said it?

>> I, know, how, I, said, it,, D.

>> Do, you, want, me, to, say, it, back, to, you, how I think you said it? Go ahead.

>> Damn., Not, not, true, >> fam.

>> I, said,, "Damn, it."

>> Each, time, you, said, it,, now, it's, gone quieter.

>> But, age, jokes, work, both, ways., And, Mark Wahberg made sure Kevin remembered that >> as, a, young, guy, trying, to, achieve, the success that you have already achieved.

>> Who, ain't, that, young?, Well,, just >> with, everybody, that's, a, little, bit older.

>> Well,, let's, just, wait, a, minute., Nobody.

>> Dude,, Don,, a, legend., So, dirty, like, that.

And me, you know, I'm 56 years old.

>> Damn., Kanye, was, spotted, making, an appearance at one of those games we talking about. Let's check it out.

talking about. Let's check it out.

>> Hey,, Kanye.

>> Jesus, Christ., Jesus, Christ., Kanye, got paint holes on his face. Kanye Kanye

walked in that looking like a bank robber from the 80s.

Put the money in the bag. Luther, you

know they could always see who was robbing him in a panty hole.

>> Say, you, ass., Put, the, money, in, the, bag.

We all have cringey photos from back in the day. So when Kevin Hart looked at

the day. So when Kevin Hart looked at young Dwayne Johnson, he came up with the wildest comparison.

>> Big, mustache., I, look, like, I, was, 48., I

was struggling. I was really struggling in high school.

>> That's, me., That's, me, in, high, school.

>> But, but, yes.

>> Don't, laugh, like, that., Don't

>> That's, okay., Well,, there's, my, picture.

Well, >> what, just, happened?

>> What, do, you, Don't >> What?

>> Don't, laugh, like, that., You, look, like, a detective. That's a DJ. Are you

detective. That's a DJ. Are you

>> I'm, trying.

>> You, know,, Kevin's, not, letting, anyone clown him for his size. So, when The Rock tried flexing his height, Kevin flipped the script and made being tall sound like a factory defect.

>> My, piece, of, advice, for, anybody, that's short is that it's okay. Uh there's

nothing that comes with being tall side of a conversation.

>> There's, nothing, that, comes, with, being tall. Nothing. There's no there's

tall. Nothing. There's no there's nothing that comes with >> tall, people >> advantage, at, all.

>> Tall, people, are, stupid.

>> Yes,, sir.

>> Now, look,, Kevin's, from, Philadelphia, right? Just like Bill Cosby. And just

right? Just like Bill Cosby. And just

like Bill Cosby women can't tell when Kevin's inside of them.

>> Kevin, Hart, and, Snoop, Dogg, at, a, roast show. That's always gold. But just when

show. That's always gold. But just when Snoop thought he had him cornered, Kevin fired back and proved you can't beat a comedian at their own game.

>> Used, to, call, himself, the, double, G.

That's right, the dog. Right, Snoop?

Back in the day, the reason why he called himself the dog is because he was a dog with the ladies. It's true. Now

he's called a dog because he sleeps all day in the sun spot in the living room floor. Isn't that true? Kevin built his

floor. Isn't that true? Kevin built his career clowning basketball players, but going after Michael Jordan is where he learned some guys are off limits.

>> I, lock, eyes, with, Mike., He's, in, a, front row. And I start teasing him. I was

row. And I start teasing him. I was

like, "Man, what age do you get to where it's okay to wear your pants that high and nobody addresses it?" I was like I said I said, "Nobody y'all telling me I'm the only one that think Mike is past

the legal limit for waist." I was but it was like it was like fun jokes. And I

said uh he had like the little square mustache at the time. I was like, "What?

What is what is that?" I said, "I said it looks like a thumb print." Like he just smell something and and like nobody's laughing. Like they got to the

nobody's laughing. Like they got to the point where nobody's laughing, right?

>> I, mean,, no., No., He's, like, he's, looking like straight. He's He's actually giving

like straight. He's He's actually giving me a look like you going to keep on going like you ain't going to stop.

>> So,, uh,, no,, man., I, talk, a, lot, of, trash.

That's why I go I go there to sit courtside to mess with the players.

That's literally all I go for. We all

know Kevin loves to run his mouth, but during this game, his trash talk might have crossed from cracking jokes to an actual problem.

>> I, tell, you, a, funny, story., I, pissed, uh, I pissed James Harden off and I had a day off. So, I decided to go to the Sixers

off. So, I decided to go to the Sixers game. James Harden is playing in the

game. James Harden is playing in the game. And the whole game, the whole

game. And the whole game, the whole first quarter, he's just he's off. And I

was like, "You know why you off? Because

you're in my city. Your beard stinks. I

hate you." I was like "I hate your calves." I told him, I said, "I think

calves." I told him, I said, "I think you got I think you got butt shots." I

was saying a bunch of stuff to him and he got mad. He said, he said, "Remember all this." He said, "I'm about to cook

all this." He said, "I'm about to cook you." I said "You going to cook me?

you." I said "You going to cook me?

Well, put me in a pot because I'm ready to be cooked."

We're talking like he's I don't even know why he's paying me this much attention. Like, at some point, I was

attention. Like, at some point, I was like "James, this is very unprofessional on your behalf." Like

>> and, that's, when, reality, crashed, the party. Kevin's big mouth wasn't playing

party. Kevin's big mouth wasn't playing offense. It was scoring for the other

offense. It was scoring for the other team.

>> James, went, on, to, score, 55, points., And

here's the bad part. They beat us by 30 and with like a minute left he was dribbling the ball and standing in the half court and he was just staring at me and he goes he goes tell your team what

you did to him and I said I said I said you keep your mouth shut this >> he, going, to, take, my, job, take, my, job, what you know >> well, all, I, got, to, do, is, point, to, myself

and talk loud and say a bunch of words that doesn't make any sense that's all I got to do let me tell you something skip okay I'm not going and talk about the sarity of this man and the and the

sarity that he does.

>> Why, don't, you, just, admit, to, the, public and to America that you got that from listening to me? Cuz that's what I've been saying all week.

>> Well,, Stephen,, I'm, not, going to, admit that. What I'm going to admit is that

that. What I'm going to admit is that you need the rest of your mustache back.

That's what I'm going to admit. Okay

that's that's what I'm going to admit. I

don't know. I don't know what he did. I

don't know what he did up here. Listen

I don't know what he did up there, but I want you to grow the rest of that.

There's too much space.

>> Sparks, are, always, going, to, fly, when debating Steven A. Smith. But when he got a little too confident, well, let's just say Kevin delivered a muchneeded reality check >> to, you, occasionally., And, they, might, want to just take a picture with you and say

"Congratulations. Great work."

"Congratulations. Great work."

>> With, me, >> they, want, a, debate.

>> My, life, is, harder.

>> Well,, Stephen,, here's, what, I, want, you, to realize.

>> Hey,, you're, lying., Nobody, comes, up, to you. Okay. Stephen A. Smith does not

you. Okay. Stephen A. Smith does not have one fan. Not one. There's never

been a request for a picture. There's

never been a request for a debate. Kevin

and the Rock have traded roasts for years, but this time Kevin raised the bar in a way only he can.

>> My, name, is, Dwayne, the, Rock, Johnson.

Uh known as the champ. Um here doing some interviews. Uh and I'll be

some interviews. Uh and I'll be interviewing Kevin Hart.

Sure, The Rock claps back with his take on Kevin, but Kevin's already shown why going head-to-head with a comedian is a losing battle.

>> Back, in, high, school,, I, was a, class, clown cuz I was the one that was just making everybody laugh. I was the one who I

everybody laugh. I was the one who I would throw my voice. I would throw my voice and be like, "Hey, he did a thing." And then he getting

thing." And then he getting Hey, welcome back to Inside the NBA. I'm

Ernie Johnson. That's Kenny the Jet Smith and Charles Barkley.

>> Hey, there.

>> What's, up?

>> And, on, my, right, is, Shaquille, O'Neal.

>> Happy, holidays., Merry, Christmas., Very

merry. And if you're Jewish, happy harmonica.

Thanks for watching.