Lynette Makes A Pregnant Woman Cry - Desperate Housewives 6x01 Scene

foreign [Music] could you give me a glass of water please it's our first yeah I got that how about you

four at home two on the way oh big family you're so blessed I just can't imagine anything better than being a mommy

[Music] I mean I know it's a lot of work but luckily my husband plans to be really Hands-On

yeah that's not gonna happen pardon oh he'll be there at first maybe even change a diaper or two until the novelty wears off but those 4am feedings

he said he'd help out with forget it oh you don't know my Johnny he's different does he have boobs no then you're the only bar in town that

baby can scream into a bull horn and Johnny won't budge okay oh thanks [Music] I'm not done

you see this you'll never wear a bikini again but you've had four kids and you look good you haven't seen me naked my stomach

looks like Spanish stucco and my breasts resembled two balloons you find behind the couch a week after the party you know most women say this is the greatest experience of their life

most women are liars my mother was a liar and her mother was a liar and your mother is a liar it's a lie every generation tells the next so they can get grandchildren

please stop talking to me no you need to hear this you have to be prepared your children will hit you and steal from your purse your husband will begin to buy your birthday presents at the car

wash and the kicker for the rest of your life there will be so many moments when you feel lonely but you will never be alone [Music]

they were out of water is juice okay [Laughter] [Music] hormones get used to it thank you