Metal Family season 2 episode 7

[music] [music] Jasmine Sena actually tastes better than it sounds.

Excuse me, sir. You can't go in there.

I can cuz he's my property.

[sighs and gasps] Oh, Paul, would you like some tea?

You You let me down.

Down. Down to where exactly?

To the sewer. The same sewer where our contract with the three largest labels is.

Well, the sewer is not a black hole. If

we get a little dirty, we'll get them back.

In the whole world, I will never find any more companies that would associate their products with your stupid junky face. Actually, not my worst photo. I

face. Actually, not my worst photo. I

had one the other day.

Here's what you're not allowed to perform on stage anymore.

Well, that's a pity. This is where we part ways. Glad we finished this on a

part ways. Glad we finished this on a positive note.

And who told you that we are finished?

Ew. What's that?

Sound familiar? That's your song in the new trending pop rap arrangement. And I

think it's much better.

I think it's pop raping my ears. Does it

even have a vow to sing?

Nobody cares. What do you think about who and how perform your songs? Your

elite job is to write them to let you turn them into this turd. No

money can buy me. I'd rather die.

But you already took the money and you signed the contract using your real name. So now you will write what I say.

name. So now you will write what I say.

You'll eat what I SAY AND YOU'LL DIE when I say so.

All righty.

All righty. You know, after that clitoreral death thing, I've got a desire to try something completely new here.

[snorts] You will be discharged from here in an hour. Be ready.

hour. Be ready.

Well, then after an hour, we'll be making hits in the fresh pop wrap style.

Count me in.

Please prepare the documents to discharge.

Hug.

But this patient is registered under the name Jim Morrison.

Jim [ __ ] What? Is someone else? I've

got his driver license. His name is SEND YOUR STUPID POP BY YOURSELF. OH, MY

BUTT.

You won't go far, trash. I have your Mittimey, [music] you can't go there, boy. THERE'S AN

ACCIDENT.

YEAH. YEAH, I KNOW IT. I'M a

She got very lucky.

You call this very lucky?

Her vital organs aren't damaged at all.

She just has multiple fracture.

Speeding and crashing and having no brain at all.

Good grief, Chris. Who writes reports like that? Pedestrian named Sebastian.

like that? Pedestrian named Sebastian.

NONSENSE. OFFICER, WHERE'S THE OTHER WHEEL OF THIS BIKE? Maybe flew away somewhere. WHERE? [groaning]

somewhere. WHERE? [groaning]

[ __ ] MA'AM, I'm going to have to ask you to STAY DOWN.

DON'T STAY DOWN ME.

VICKI, WHAT HAPPENED?

I CRASHED BECAUSE OF THIS MOPHEADED SUCKER. I HOPE THIS BUFFOON DIED IN

SUCKER. I HOPE THIS BUFFOON DIED IN PAIN. BECAUSE IF HE'S STILL ALIVE,

PAIN. BECAUSE IF HE'S STILL ALIVE, [screaming] I'LL I AM STILL ALIVE.

THAT GODAMN [ __ ] KILL HIM, BUG. MAKE

THAT FOOL PAY FOR EVERYTHING. MY BIKE IS DEAD.

WE'LL FIX YOUR BIKE. DON'T WORRY. YOU

HAVEN'T SEEN WAY YOU'VE wheel rolled by chance.

There somewhere in the bushes.

[groaning] Son of a Where did that stupid idiot even come from? I wish I was driving a monster truck.

It's all now.

Please don't try to get up.

Please calm down.

Okay, here.

Try to calm down. [screaming]

Have you lost something?

Did you take it?

Hey. Hey. He's a victim after all.

YOU CHUG IT. YOU LITTLE TURD.

TAKE HIM AWAY IMMEDIATELY.

YOU LITTLE SMACK. I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.

When was it? You say?

Couple of weeks ago.

And you decided TO TELL ME ABOUT IT JUST NOW WHEN YOU COULD DO NOTHING ABOUT IT.

I I'LL I'LL PAY FOR IT.

PAY for it? You realize how much you'll pay for 300 g? Even if I sell all your guts and pieces on the black market, it still won't be enough to pay for the product

and the deal is in the month. So, what

should we do?

If this do took the stuff, he couldn't sell it in such a short period. It means

the package is still with him.

WELL, THEN TAKE IT FROM HIM.

BUT HE'S NEAR Victoria all the time, and she doesn't know that I stashed THE PACKAGE IN A BIKE.

WELL, THE LAST THING I WANT IS FOR HER TO FIND OUT. WHY THE HELL DID YOU HIDE ONE OF THE PACKAGES THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE?

I'VE BEEN TRYING TO MAKE more space FOR THE GAS.

DAMN IT. I TOLD YOU ALL PROBLEMS IN THE WORLD BECAUSE OF WOMEN. ACTUALLY, I'd

better kill YOU RIGHT HERE ON THIS JUNKYARD. BURY you very deep. Huh?

JUNKYARD. BURY you very deep. Huh?

[laughter] But I trust you, right? I'm giving you one month, bug. Bring this stuff by all

means or else.

You know what's going to happen.

I found my well of shadows.

Let's just say [music and singing] I stepped over that mark. Clapsed [music]

bombs with the faithless.

Fell [singing] too far on that path.

Circle back [music] one more time. When

you waiting at the border, [singing] you won't land down till you're steady and eager [music] to sore.

Now I [music] want with my [music] hands open wide. Now I

want [music] and I'm set to give this a go.

I'm [music] done with backing down.

Oh, I'm [music] about to break free from here.

[music] [music] When you're waiting at the border, you won't [music] last down till you're ready and eager

won't [snorts and singing] try nearer.

GOT YOU LITTLE PRICK. WHERE'S THE STUFF?

BUG, RIGHT? Victoria told you nothing about us. I'M ASKING WHERE'S THE STUFF?

about us. I'M ASKING WHERE'S THE STUFF?

DO YOU HAVE IT?

Maybe I do, maybe I don't.

Yeah, go ahead. Crunch my skull. Make

some more problems FOR YOU.

YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE WITH THE PROBLEMS. IT'S NOT me who has problems with the lost stuff, but I'm the one who can [clears throat] help you out with it.

How about you put me down? I'm not going anywhere.

[clears throat] Go ahead. As I said before, I can help

Go ahead. As I said before, I can help you to solve the problem, but you will help me to solve mine. Just give back.

Give back what? The stuff for Victoria?

Things get hard if we're talking about Victoria.

You know NOTHING ABOUT VICKI.

OH, I know. She's afraid of leaving your gang. But who told her that nonsense?

gang. But who told her that nonsense?

Can she really be killed if she decides to leave?

Actually, actually, you made that up. I thought

so.

Shut up.

You're much worse than I thought. B,

SHUT UP.

If for you she still means something, then just let her go. Think of what will be better for her.

Just tell her she's free to go. That's

all. [snorts]

You could tell her yourself.

Oh, she won't listen to me. I'm not some big ugly I'm not in your gang.

And so you solve my problem with Victoria and I solve your problem with the package.

And if you try to fool me, you know what's going to happen.

[snorts] Everything's too small. Such an idiot.

[laughter] [clears throat] Excuse me. I have a question. Kind of.

Excuse me. I have a question. Kind of.

Hello there. Uh, how may I dress you?

Uh, D Joanne.

And how can I help you, Tan?

I have a My friend there has a boyfriend. Well, the bra's okay, but the

boyfriend. Well, the bra's okay, but the panties, she's not like fat. She's like thick, and she needs to highlight, you know,

her curves.

So, and what size your friend have?

Um, I guess somewhere around mine. We

have a similar curves.

Aha, I get it. I guess we can save you some time. I'll ask you a bunch of

some time. I'll ask you a bunch of questions and you answer them quickly without any second thoughts.

Oh boy. Let's do it.

Tangga, Braziliano, bikini?

Uh, tonga.

Cotton lace or sheer?

Uh, don't think.

Lace ones.

Rhinestones or a bow? A bow.

I choose the first one.

Okay, hold on a sec. Here's

what we got based on your preferences.

Tango lace with a bow from Blu Bella.

Well, I say those will be comfortable for putting in a spare tire.

Do you have a spare ugly face?

So, black or pink?

Uh, th this one. Excellent choice.

this one. Excellent choice.

We're with pleasure.

[sighs] Will you be paying cash or card?

GET BACK HERE. YOU HAVEN'T PAID.

Why is it always on my watch? Somebody

call the police.

Yeah. Yeah, we're on it already.

Oh god, not these bikers again.

Sir, we received an anonymous call.

If it has something to do with those damn bikers.

Um, it does, actually.

Oh, screw it, sir. We've received information that.

sir. We've received information that.

Listen to me, Chris. The whole damn city is in a panic right now. Robberies,

vandalisms, and reckless drivers. And

now we have a triple murder right at 18.

[sighs] And you think all of this can be related too?

How the hell could I know? Maybe it's

not. So what?

But we need to calm down the mob.

We'll do it that way.

We need to take two of them in. We need

them here for a long time. So the others become much more modest from now on.

Uh-huh. Uh-huh.

Anything we've got on them?

Uh, yeah, we do. Trafficking and

distribution.

Sounds perfect. Flag the heavy hitters and let's run a full tactical raid.

On it, sir.

Before the big chiefs shot us down.

Oh, really? Show me. Show me. Show me.

Show me.

Ooh, that's brutal. Where'd they come from?

Well, you know.

Wait, don't tell. I'll figure it out.

These scars [music] were given to you by narcissistic evil

papa tubby rooster.

[laughter] Wait, what? Am I right?

Wait, what? Am I right?

Almost.

My brother had similar scars. He passed

out drunk in a hen house once and then he woke up with the [ __ ] marks all over the face. Can you not tell your nasty

the face. Can you not tell your nasty stories around the children?

Why did you bring him here in the first place?

Cuz it's a children's playground here.

Well, go move it somewhere else. I don't

know. Worst place for a playground.

Obviously how I hate those women with children.

[clears throat] Bug says he doesn't even see me as a mother figure. Actually, I think you

mother figure. Actually, I think you would make a wonderful mama.

Wait, you mean it?

Yep. Bug is just a fool.

He might not be the sharpest guy, but he's a really loyal [music] friend. If

it weren't for him, I wouldn't be here right now. So, you'd better just don't

right now. So, you'd better just don't talk about him. He means a lot to me after all.

What?

Forget about that. [laughter] So, um, you said that you have a brother.

Yeah, kind of.

I do.

And you said that I was almost right about those scars. What did you mean?

Let's not talk about it.

Yeah. Why dig up the past?

[clears throat] Oh, you've got to live in the moment and stuff, especially when the moment is so beautiful, you know. And if not for this place,

you know. And if not for this place, this dirty old town would be so dull.

[sighs] Yeah. Very beautiful.

Yeah. Very beautiful.

I want to live up there. There's easy

access to the highway and the motor club is nearby. Oh, we've been around there

is nearby. Oh, we've been around there not long ago, and there are barely any neighbors around.

You can blast music as loud as you want, drill all day if you want, get loud with different other stuff, [laughter] but the houses there are pretty old.

They'll definitely need some fixing.

Yeah, but there's nothing we can't fix.

And we'll need money for that.

Uh, that's not a problem either. I uh

let's just say I found a solution to the money issue.

Oh yeah. And what a nice coincidence. I did

yeah. And what a nice coincidence. I did

too.

The only issue is they're probably not just going to let me leave the gang.

They will.

Uh you're confident about yourself like a psycho.

That's sexy.

[music] No, no, I'm clean and sober.

What am I doing?

Look who's here. You're right on time.

And why here?

This place totally fits you.

5 minutes and you're dead.

So, I guess I've still got a full 5 minutes. Plenty of time. WHERE'S THE

minutes. Plenty of time. WHERE'S THE

STUFF?

DO you mean the stuff that you personally stashed in Victoria's Pike?

STOP HORSING AROUND. IS THAT WHY you fed her the story about never leaving the gang?

That's none of your damn business.

It is now, cuz we had a damn deal.

[snorts] Don't tell her the gang is letting it go. BUT DON'T YOU DARE ME TELL YOU THE

go. BUT DON'T YOU DARE ME TELL YOU THE DAMN TRUTH.

AND WHAT IF I damn did [snorts] YOU LET HIM GO, BUG. And don't you even touch him, Vicki? What are YOU DID YOU BRING OUT

Vicki? What are YOU DID YOU BRING OUT HERE, BUG? DANG IT. How could you? I was just

BUG? DANG IT. How could you? I was just I I was joking. You know, I like WE'RE A TOUGH GANG AND ONCE YOU'RE IN, you don't just walk away.

Oh, forget about the gang. I mean the You could have at least warned me, you stupid goon. I was stopping in front of

stupid goon. I was stopping in front of cops with that thing on my front wheel.

Yeah. AND AND AT LEAST I'M NOT THE ONE WHO STOLE IT.

WHAT?

WHAT?

OH, ME? NO.

You really stole the package from my bike?

PAN WAS BLACKMAILING ME. YOU PROMISED TO GIVE IT BACK.

GLAM. DANG IT. WHAT THE heck is going on here?

I didn't steal a thing. He's also a liar.

But I only promised to find a solution for your problems. OH, YEAH. SO, WHERE IS THAT SOLUTION?

OH, YEAH. SO, WHERE IS THAT SOLUTION?

It is running a little late.

So, that's how you solve our financial problems? Stealing a package and trying

problems? Stealing a package and trying to sell it? Quite frankly, I thought it was you. The one who found it in your

was you. The one who found it in your bike.

What?

And decided to take the whole thing?

No. How could you even think about me like that?

But you said you found a solution to our money problem. Okay. Now,

money problem. Okay. Now,

nothing is okay here.

That's why the package was already gone after the Shut your mouth. I found a job, you dumbass, at a workshop.

Confused about which one you met.

Looks like all my problems decided to gather IN ONE PLACE. BUG, WHY THE HELL DID YOU BRING VICTORIA HERE? HE'S THE

ONE who did it.

You were thinking I'd be alone.

You were planning to put him down here?

YEAH. DAMN IT. I DID. I DID. SO

SURPRISED.

This is all his fault.

Pissing me off. So

Ever SINCE HE SHOWED UP, IT'S BEEN NONE OF A PROBLEM. SHUT UP ALREADY. ME CAN'T

JUST KILL PEOPLE. [snorts]

I can understand the bug's part. First,

bring this fool here and if he doesn't have goods with him, click get rid of him for good. But your intentions, Mop Head confusing.

I can't explain everything, but it will need some time.

I don't need your explanations. I know

that you actually got nothing.

The heck is that?

[music] for the dare to GET AT MY PAL. YOU

assume [music] by your Victoria, this is my best friend.

OKAY, NOW I NEED EXPLANATIONS.

CHIVE, but how did you find me?

Actually, I just found this thing on the road. Then I followed the spell of the

road. Then I followed the spell of the other packages. They're around here

other packages. They're around here somewhere right?

YOU DID WHAT NOW?

PASS IT OVER HERE.

Sure thing. Here you go. I don't need it. I quit that stuff anyway.

it. I quit that stuff anyway.

Wait, so the package like nobody took it in the first place?

Hey, Glam, is that your Cabella girl with you?

Yep.

I knew she'd be a redhead.

WHERE YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING? Step away

from the rust bucket.

Kid, you got the package back. All

product turn. Is the problem solved?

NO. PROBLEM TURNED EVEN WORSE. SHE KNOWS

ABOUT OUR BUSINESS. AND HE KNOWS ABOUT IT. AND THAT BARE ASS MOTOR M CAME OUT

IT. AND THAT BARE ASS MOTOR M CAME OUT OF NOWHERE KNOWS TOO. GET THE SHOVEL, BUG. YOU HAVE A LOT OF DIGGING TO BE

BUG. YOU HAVE A LOT OF DIGGING TO BE DONE TODAY.

It's always about the women.

[gasps] BUG. BUG. BUG. YOU BASTARD.

BUG. BUG. BUG. YOU BASTARD.

DANG IT. WHAT WAS THAT FOR? Who's going

to do the digging now? Like, what am I going to DO BY MYSELF? OH, [ __ ] [ __ ] [screaming] [groaning] NO. NO. PANTHER, DROP HIM. [screaming]

NO. NO. PANTHER, DROP HIM. [screaming]

BAD PANTHER. BAD. Are you all right there, fella? Hang on. I'll get her off

there, fella? Hang on. I'll get her off you. DON'T THINK YOU NEED THIS.

you. DON'T THINK YOU NEED THIS.

EASY. EASY. Hold on. [screaming]

Well, what' you expect? Shooting Glam

and calling her a rust bucket. You

seriously thought that she'd stand there and do nothing?

THEY WANTED KICK.

AND THEY GOT BACK, TOO. Hey guys, this isn't what it looks like. I can explain everything. It all started when he

everything. It all started when he called her a rust bl.

Make them all suffer.

Please drop your weapons. YOU'RE

SURROUNDED. DO NOT ATTEMPT TO FLEE. I

REPEAT, DROP YOUR WEAPONS.

PIECE OF [screaming] CRAP.

GO GET THEM, BOYS.

They're after me.

No, they're after me.

THEN LET'S GET OUT OF HERE.

WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

No idea. Trying to escape.

Should we arrest them?

Just let me.

Come on. Let's go.

Let's roll.

We're going to make it. We're going to make it. We're going to make it.

it. We're going to make it.

We got them all except for the ones on the van.

Uh-huh. Deborra,

take him to the station. I'll handle

these myself.

[sighs] Looks like we lost them. And what makes you think they were after you?

It's Ball stalking me. He's going to sell me it's abusing industry slavery.

No, no, no, no. We're trying to bust me for the theft.

Theft? What did you steal?

I won't tell.

It's a butthole.

At the last she [music] lovely color, huh? It's Foxia.

Yeah. Yeah.

Did you know that D Snider used to wear leggings that color?

Incredibly useful information right now.

Oh, not again.

We've got company.

Glam, get rid of the panties.

But why?

Because I stole them.

No, you have nothing to worry about.

Pull over the panther chive.

What? Have you gone insane?

Pull her over.

Nobody leaves the van.

Does he freak out over every pair of panties?

How should I know? I don't wear any.

Thank you for your cooperation, Sebastian.

You may call me Glam.

I just wanted to make sure everyone's okay. Looks like that big guy of yours

okay. Looks like that big guy of yours is hurt.

Oh, it's nothing serious. Just a shorter gunshot. I've already patched him up.

gunshot. I've already patched him up.

Please take him to the hospital anyway.

I will definitely do it. Deborah, you

are quite the character.

Glen, thank you. You are too, Christopher.

Name?

Sebastian.

Incident resulting in bodily injury.

Would you like to press charges?

Actually, she's innocent. I kind of know her wheels myself.

That's fascinating.

Oh, yeah. I know this one. Then he cuts the kid's face off with a knife so he can pretend to be the kid. Yeah.

If you need anything at all, just call me.

Thank you.

Safe travels.

Looks like he's taking off.

Jeez, when Glam gets serious, even the cops are scared of him. Do you think he could, Victoria?

In the day the first Oh.

In the day when I saw you for the first time, I knew exactly how I wanted to spend the rest of my life. From the

outside, it might seemed that I boldly threw myself under the wheels of your motorcycle. But the truth is, I have

motorcycle. But the truth is, I have never been so afraid of my whole life.

Afraid that I might let a chance slip away.

What's going on? the kind of chance a man gets only once in a lifetime. And

now I am standing here. And I'm going to ask you something to leave the past behind and start a new [music] story with me.

I can't see the future, but I'm certain we'll make a great team.

I wanted bacon. [screaming]

And together, we'll be able to handle anything life throws at us.

And after a while, we'll have a beautiful descendant.

Maybe even two of them.

We'll be looking at them and see the continuation of our genome. They'll be

the best parts of both of us.

We'll drift toward the great attractor carried across [music] the cosmos by the Milky Way. Extremely bound together like

Milky Way. Extremely bound together like two hydrogen atoms in a water molecule.

We'll live a beautiful life, a life packed with adventure, joy, heartbreak, and wonder. We'll grow old together and

and wonder. We'll grow old together and die one day from natural causes.

I am a usual.

How could that be?

Or because of euthanasia.

I know that it sounds like a foolish dream, but one thing that I can guarantee, I will always look at you the same way

that I'm looking at you now.

Victoria, will you marry me?

It's so shiny and beautiful, but [sighs] you know that I will definitely lose it somewhere right?

Victoria, we'll have the best wedding in history. We're going to get married.

history. We're going to get married.

I hear you. Chai. Chai, will you come?

Where else would I be? Of course, I'll come. So, what should we head to

come. So, what should we head to synagogue or something? Never asked you about your religion. Actually,

let me check on the ring.

We're going to invite everyone.

Everyone? Well, except my father. And I

think poor Bug will still be in the hospital. Bug, how are you doing there,

hospital. Bug, how are you doing there, buddy?

Screw you all. Okay.

Oh, dang it. It's rolling to the hole.

Bug, catch it. Catch the ring, Bug.

could blow just like in the pictures.

[music] Cuz the good guy always has his say.

No matter how cold it gets on the long [music] empty trail, in the end he's still greeting that way. [music]

But when they cast me into the fire, nobody [music] called me as I sleep from your light.

Ain't nobody [music] gave me answers for what I spoke wrong. What I chose wrong, I could not make right.

This is not true. This is true love.

This is deeper. [music]

That's what I know of. These are true cries. These [music] are dark fears

cries. These [music] are dark fears inside that I can.

You know, I'm not even mad at you. After all, you never betrayed me. And since the whole gang's heading to prison together, we'll

have a chance to start a new business there. Trust me, this ain't my first

there. Trust me, this ain't my first rodeo. [laughter]

rodeo. [laughter] [cough] Met glam.

Don't think about him right now. The

main thing, let me see. I suppose that you're a bug, right? Gunshot wound to the shoulder.

right? Gunshot wound to the shoulder.

The bullet's been removed, and there's no sign of infection. And we'll be discharging you tomorrow. How you

feeling, big guy?

[groaning] And I suppose you're kid.

What you think, doll face? Am I good to go?

You have a fractured clavicle, four broken ribs, a ruptured kidney, a fractured femur, or fractures of both the tibula and fibula. In short, you're

facing a long recovery. Just know here.

[clears throat] Traffic in transportation, legal possession of firearm, attempted murder.

Looks like 30 years minimum.

What you think, Keith? Next stop is prison, right? Bon voyage, amigo.

prison, right? Bon voyage, amigo.

Wait, WHAT ABOUT THE FATSO?

WELL, LOOK AT THIS. We have nothing on him. Here's Clinton.

him. Here's Clinton.

PUG SON UP. I'M GOING TO HUNT YOU DOWN.

SHOULD HAVE BLOWN YOUR DAMN HEAD off when I had THE CHANCE. LUCKY WAZARK PIN HEAD. I HOPE YOU DROP DEAD.

HEAD. I HOPE YOU DROP DEAD.

OW, MY HAT. SOMEBODY GET MY HAT. I

[screaming] LEFT IT ON THE NIGHTSTAND.