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Minecraft, But I BECAME GIANT AND BROKE EVERYTHING!

By Maizen

Summary

Topics Covered

  • Mining Blocks Fuels Growth
  • Tools Accelerate Mining Efficiency
  • Delegate Labor to Scale Faster
  • Automation Outpaces Manual Effort

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Wow, we've become tiny.

>> Wo!

>> These flowers usually look small, but now they're huge.

>> No kidding. Oh, that's right. Check it

out. We also made a house out of tiny blocks. [music]

blocks. [music] >> Yeah, it looks so nice. We even put beds inside. [music] We'll be able to rest in

inside. [music] We'll be able to rest in here.

>> It all looks great.

>> It's a nice little house.

>> Yeah.

>> Huh? What?

>> Oh, >> boo. JJ and Mikey, why are you so tiny?

>> boo. JJ and Mikey, why are you so tiny?

And what's that? A tiny house? Seems

like it could break easily. Maybe with

some TNT.

>> Huh? Boo. Wait.

>> Now to light it.

>> No, don't.

>> Huh?

>> How's that?

>> Oh no. Boo. LET THE TNT. [screaming]

>> OUCH.

>> OUCH.

>> SERIOUSLY.

>> NO. We worked so hard to build that.

You're so mean, Boo.

>> What you going to do about it? Oh,

that's right. Nothing. You're both too [music] tiny.

>> Oh, >> ouch.

>> Oh, no. [screaming]

>> Mikey, run.

>> Oh, where, too?

>> I don't think we can outrun him.

>> Oh, no.

>> In that case, >> ouch.

>> Let's dig a hole.

>> Oh, this way.

>> Okay, >> come on. Hurry.

>> Where did they go?

Looks like we managed to get away.

>> That was close. I can't believe Boo destroyed our house.

>> Mikey, the only way to stop Boo from bullying us is to finally fight back.

>> But how are we supposed to fight back?

We're so tiny.

>> We are. But the more blocks we break, the larger our bodies will grow.

>> Huh?

>> Really? Then let's dig.

>> Mhm. Let's keep mining.

>> If we just keep doing this.

[music] Huh? Huh?

Huh? Huh?

>> Wo.

>> Wo.

>> We just got a little bigger.

>> Yeah, we did.

>> Let's step outside.

>> Okay.

>> Huh. Oh, we really have gotten bigger.

>> Woohoo.

>> Looks like we also got an item.

>> What is it?

>> Huh? It's a iron chisel. Oh yeah.

>> Should we test it out?

>> What does it do?

>> Oh.

>> Wo.

>> Looks like we can dig better.

>> Awesome.

>> Nice. This is great.

>> We can dig more.

>> Then let's keep digging. We're still too [music] small to take on Boo. So, let's

keep getting bigger until we're ready to take down that bully.

>> Yeah, let's dig a lot.

>> Let's get up here. Since we're small, it's a lot of work just to climb a single block.

>> Yeah, >> it's pretty tough doing it like this since we have to climb little by little.

>> Being small can be so inconvenient.

>> Even when it comes to climbing a single block, but at least we managed. [music]

>> Yeah.

>> We made it.

>> Let's keep mining so we can keep [music] getting bigger. Okay,

getting bigger. Okay, >> I'll keep mining over here.

>> Just keep digging.

>> H Yeah. [music]

>> Huh?

>> Huh? Huh? Wo!

>> Wo! We got a little bigger again.

>> Yeah, we did.

>> All right.

>> And I think >> Huh.

>> Nice. We got a new item.

>> You're right.

>> It's an iron pickaxe.

>> Nice. [music]

>> Which means sweet.

>> Wo! We can break entire blocks.

>> Yay.

>> Now we can mine faster.

>> Yeah.

>> Then let's keep it up.

>> Okay, let's keep growing.

>> Well, we've been mining for quite a while now.

>> Do you think we're getting closer to getting bigger?

>> You would think so.

>> We've dug a lot.

>> Wo! It worked. We got a little bigger again.

>> Wo! Yeah, we're bigger. And we got another item.

>> Did we?

>> Is this a drill?

>> A drill? That's awesome.

>> How about we try it out right away?

>> Sure.

>> I'll use it right here. WO!

>> WOW!

>> We can mine several blocks at once.

>> Cool.

>> All right, >> we can do so much faster now.

>> Sweet.

>> I'll take two. Wo!

>> It's so fast.

>> Yeah. Nice. WO!

OUCH. No way. I just fell. We can mine really quickly, so we'll [music] need to be careful.

>> Yeah.

>> Well, let's keep at it so we can keep growing.

>> H >> Well, we've been mining a lot of blocks for quite a while.

>> Yeah, we've mined so much.

>> We should be getting bigger any moment now.

>> I wonder how big we'll get.

>> H >> Oh, nice.

>> Huh? We got bigger.

>> Oh, yeah. You're right.

>> Oh, and look, we also got a new item.

>> Oh, >> is this a sword?

>> Huh? YEAH, BUT WHAT'S THE point of us getting swords? Aren't we supposed to be

getting swords? Aren't we supposed to be mining blocks?

>> I guess so, but maybe.

>> Huh?

>> Does it work like this?

>> Huh? [clears throat]

>> Wow.

>> Oh, wow. I just waved my sword and I destroyed so many blocks.

>> That's awesome.

>> It's so sharp.

>> I'll try it out, too.

>> Wo!

>> Wo!

>> Sweet.

>> We can mine so much more now.

>> Yeah, let's keep digging.

>> Okay, we'll keep at it until [music] we can finally take on Boo.

>> Sounds good.

>> All right, Mikey. This is great. We've

been mining all sorts of blocks for a while now, huh? So, let's see. Oh, okay.

Perfect.

>> Huh?

>> Good news. I've gotten quite a few diamonds. So, let's [music] do some

diamonds. So, let's [music] do some crafting.

>> Huh? What?

>> So, I'll just use my diamonds like this and craft some diamond armor.

>> Wo! Sweet. I have lots of diamonds, too.

So, I'll craft my own.

>> Done.

>> All right, let's gear up.

>> Yeah.

>> Here we go.

Check it out.

>> Wo!

>> We both have full sets of diamond armor.

Huh?

>> Now we'll be way more powerful.

>> Yeah. And we're already about the same size as Boo. So, should we try to fight him now? It should be pretty easy,

him now? It should be pretty easy, right?

>> Yeah. Let's go get him.

>> Okay, let's do it.

>> Uh, where is he?

>> Where'd he go?

>> Let's find him. We're already geared up.

Yeah, let's get back at him for destroying our house.

>> Oh, there he is.

>> Yeah, what's he doing?

>> I'm so bored. I think I'll find Tiny JJ and Mikey and mess with them.

>> He called us Tiny.

>> Huh?

>> Huh?

>> Oh, there you are.

>> He saw us.

>> Hey, Boo. Don't think this is going to go like it did last time. We've done

lots of digging and made ourselves bigger and stronger.

>> True. You used to be tiny. When did you get to [music] be so big?

>> And we didn't just get bigger. We also

geared up in diamond armor.

>> Wait, are you trying to show off with diamond armor? I've got something even

diamond armor? I've got something even better than diamonds.

>> Huh?

>> The stronger, >> fancier netherite armor and a rocket launcher.

>> No way. Huh? TAKE THIS.

>> WHAT DO WE DO?

>> OUCH. THIS IS BAD.

>> OUCH. RUN.

>> OUCH. [screaming] OKAY.

>> HURRY.

>> RUN.

>> WAIT UP. Let's get out of here.

>> Watch out. Ouch.

>> We're the same size. BUT BOO'S GEAR IS STRONGER.

>> Let's run away.

>> OKAY.

>> All right.

>> Did we lose him?

>> Huh? That was close though. I didn't

expect Buu to have such powerful gear.

No, >> they got away, huh? But I did manage to learn something useful from Mikey.

Apparently, breaking blocks in this world makes you bigger. In that case, I'm going to get even bigger so I [music] can keep picking on JJ [singing] and Mikey.

All right, everyone. I'll give you money if you start breaking blocks for me.

Here you go.

Okay, now get to work. Excellent.

Wa! I'm already getting bigger. This is

awesome.

Well, since Buu is rich enough to afford the best equipment, our only chance of fighting back is to become even bigger.

>> Yeah, let's keep digging and make ourselves bigger.

>> Let's get to it.

>> We got to hurry. We can't lose to Boo.

Those trees also count as blocks. Okay,

>> sweet.

>> Oh.

>> Huh?

>> Nice. We did it. We got bigger again.

>> Woohoo.

>> And we got another new item. Let's see.

>> What is it?

>> Oh, awesome.

>> Are these huge pickaxes?

>> Yeah, giant diamond ones.

>> Let's test them out.

>> Let's do it. I'll try here. What will it do you? WO

do you? WO >> WO. Now we can break even more blocks

>> WO. Now we can break even more blocks than before.

>> Awesome.

>> All right.

>> WO.

>> This is incredible.

>> Yeah. [music] Let's keep digging.

>> Let's do it so we can keep growing.

>> This is awesome.

>> YEAH.

>> NICE.

>> We're breaking blocks so fast.

>> It's incredible.

>> We're definitely going to get bigger than Boo.

>> Yeah. All right, let's keep at it for a while and then we can finally get back [music] at Boo.

>> Let's do it.

>> Oh, we got bigger again.

>> Wo! You're right. [music] We did.

>> We're pretty huge.

>> Wo!

>> Sweet. And that means we got a new item.

>> Huh? What's this?

>> A diamond pickaxe boomerang.

>> Huh?

>> Weird. Let's try using it.

>> Sure. Okay, let's see.

>> Huh? Huh?

>> Wo!

>> Wo!

>> Awesome.

>> We can throw the boomerang [music] at blocks to clear them out.

>> My turn.

>> Wo!

>> Wo!

>> Cool.

>> Oh, man. This is great. I bet we can clear out this hill in no time with this. Wo! Nice.

this. Wo! Nice.

>> This makes it way easier.

>> It's fun, too. We just have to toss it and they go pretty far.

>> Yeah. Nice.

>> These dig so well.

>> We'll get bigger in no time if we keep this up.

>> For sure.

[music] >> Oh, way to go.

>> I'm getting better at throwing it.

>> We've almost cleared this entire hill.

>> We have.

>> And it was big.

>> Yep.

>> Huh? Hey, we just got bigger again.

>> You're right. Woohoo.

>> Wow. We're starting to get pretty huge.

Sweet.

>> And we have another new item.

>> Huh? What's this one?

>> Uh, it's called spiral TNT.

>> Huh? [clears throat]

What's that?

>> Well, let's find out.

>> Huh?

>> I'll set it up over here and light it.

Ready? Go.

>> Huh?

Is this safe?

>> Huh?

>> Huh?

>> Oh, it's floating in midair.

>> Oh.

>> Huh. Huh? Wo! The TNT.

>> Wo! What? It's multiplying.

>> Watch out.

>> LET'S GET BACK.

>> WO! [screaming]

>> OUCH!

>> That was cool, though.

>> It was >> Wo!

>> So much TNT popped out.

>> H I want to try it, too. Here I go.

>> I'll put some around here, too.

>> Nice.

>> And I'll light it.

>> I wonder what'll happen.

That's wild. Wo!

>> So much TNT is flying out. Oh! Ouch!

>> Ouch!

>> Even all the way over here.

>> Oh no! Wo!

>> That's so much.

>> Ouch!

>> That's amazing. It just keeps going.

>> Wo!

>> AWESOME!

>> WOW!

>> It cleared all this out in no time.

>> Ouch!

>> Can it reach us here?

>> Watch out! Wo!

>> Wo!

>> It made a huge hole. It dug up this entire area in seconds.

>> All right. Well, I think it's time to go to the Nether and get some Netherite equipment.

>> Oh, yeah. That's a good idea. In that

case, just leave the Nether portal to me. First, I'll place the obsidian over

me. First, I'll place the obsidian over here, and then I'll ignite it. There,

the Nether portal is ready. Come on, JJ.

Let's head inside.

Huh?

What?

>> Well, Mikey.

>> Huh?

>> We've actually gotten way too big to go through a normal Nether portal.

>> No way. I didn't think about that. Now

what?

>> Don't worry. [music] I got this.

>> Huh?

>> I'm going to build an enormous Nether portal.

>> Oh, [music] now to light it.

>> Oh, wow.

>> It's finished. Wo, that's huge. Let's

head inside.

>> H, let's [clears throat] go.

>> Okay.

>> All right.

>> Wo, >> we've made it to the Nether. Now, let's

look for Netherite to craft equipment.

>> Yeah, >> but we have to be careful of the lava while we're digging.

>> We'll be fine, JJ. Let's use the TNT we just got. All right.

just got. All right.

>> Hold on. Is that safe?

>> It'll be fine, JJ. With this, we'll be able to find Netherite in no time. Wo!

Excellent.

>> I guess so. Wo!

>> All right. Wo! Oh! Ouch!

>> Watch out!

>> Ouch!

>> Careful, Mikey.

>> Ow!

>> Wo! There's so much lava.

>> You're [music] right. Hang on.

That was close.

>> The TNT created a huge hole, but there's so much lava. I guess I'll use my pickaxe.

>> Yeah. Okay, [music] the ancient debris we need for netherite is lowered down.

So, let's dig a bit deeper. I guess I'll try the TNT again. Oh, wait.

>> Huh?

[music] >> There's Netherite here.

>> No kidding.

>> My inventory is full, so Okay.

>> Wo!

>> Yes, we got it.

>> Let's keep mining.

>> H I'll dig a little more this way, and then [music] I'll place down some TNT here.

I think that should be good enough. Now

to back away.

They have a wide range, [music] so hopefully this is far enough.

>> Wo!

>> Wo! They're still exploding.

>> Wo! Ouch!

>> Yeah! Hold up. They're reaching all the way over here.

>> Wo!

>> Oh, look.

>> Lava!

>> We were nearly knocked down there.

>> That was close. Oh, but look above us.

>> Oh, >> there's some.

>> Let's go collect it.

>> Sure.

>> [music] >> All right. And now, nice. We got more ancient debris.

>> Way to go, JJ.

>> Let's keep looking for more.

>> Okay.

>> We've upgraded to Netherite equipment.

>> Wo!

>> And our bodies have become enormous.

That huge Nether portal feels so small now.

>> You're right. We need to build an even bigger one.

>> Yeah. And we also have lots of new stuff. Huh? Really? Like what?

stuff. Huh? Really? Like what?

>> As you can see, we have a variety of new items. >> Oh, yeah. Huh. But none of them are pickaxes, so I'm not sure what we use them for. Plus, we're so big and

them for. Plus, we're so big and powerful now, so I doubt we'd even need them.

>> Well, there's nothing left to do here, so let's head back.

>> Okay.

>> All right. We're back.

>> Wow, we've gotten so big.

>> HUH? SO, THIS IS WHERE you were.

>> Oh, it's Boo. We won't lose to you this time. We're a lot bigger than earlier,

time. We're a lot bigger than earlier, and we have Nearite armor, too.

>> We'll see about that. Huh? Uh, hang on.

It looks like Boo has become just as big as us.

>> Yeah, that's right. I paid the villagers to break blocks for me, and I managed to get way [singing] bigger without having to do any of the work.

>> No.

>> Huh? Oh, did I just get a little bigger?

>> Oh no, Boo is now bigger than us. Let's

run away for now.

>> Hold it.

>> He has a rocket launcher.

>> Run. Hurry.

>> Hurry.

>> Come on, MIKEY.

>> THAT WAS CLOSE.

>> YEAH, but we managed [music] to escape.

>> I didn't think Boo would get bigger by paying villagers to break blocks for him. What are we going to do, JJ? Now

him. What are we going to do, JJ? Now

we'll never beat him.

>> Mikey, we can't give up.

>> Huh?

>> We'll just have to break more blocks than Boo.

>> But how? We don't have any money to spend.

>> We don't need money. Let's make use [music] of all the items we've collected so far and build an automatic mining machine.

>> Okay.

>> All right. It's done.

>> Wo!

>> It's an automatic mining machine. Oh,

wow.

>> Now, let's test it out.

>> Okay.

>> 3 2 1 go.

>> Huh.

>> Huh. [screaming and laughter] >> Wo. Awesome.

>> Wo. Awesome.

>> Incredible.

>> It's working.

>> It's automatically mining for us. We

don't have to do anything.

>> Wo!

>> All we have to do now is sit back and relax while we keep getting bigger and bigger.

>> Oh, that's right. In that case, I guess I'll eat some cookies while I wait.

>> Yummy.

>> Oh, hold up. Wa!

>> We grew again.

>> That's awesome.

>> Oh, wow. It's already broken so many blocks. We don't have to do anything

blocks. We don't have to do anything since it's doing all the work for us.

>> Yeah, it's the best.

>> Mhm. Oh, we're growing again.

>> Oh, you're right.

>> We're huge. We're the same size as these mountains now.

>> Oh, wow.

>> And it looks like we got a new item. A

satellite control button. H

>> huh. How can a button be useful?

>> Well, let's give it a try.

>> Sure.

>> All right. Ready? Go.

>> Wow, that's incredible.

>> What?

>> Now there's a laser destroying a ton of blocks. Amazing.

blocks. Amazing.

>> That hill was destroyed [music] in seconds.

>> Wa!

>> Huh? Where's Boo?

>> H Where is he? Huh? [clears throat]

>> There he is.

>> Huh? You two again? Huh? How did you guys get that big?

>> Isn't it great?

>> Well, that's okay [music] because I have something you losers could never buy. A

super expensive rocket launcher that'll blow you to pieces.

>> A rocket launcher?

>> Oh, I guess since we're so big now, our defenses have become so high that the rocket launcher practically has no effect on us.

>> Yeah, it doesn't hurt at all.

>> Seriously, [music] my rocket launcher doesn't work.

>> All right, Mikey, now it's our turn.

Let's flatten them.

>> ALL RIGHT, >> LET'S GO.

>> YEAH, >> it worked.

>> Woohoo! Huh? Where did Boo go? [music]

He disappeared.

>> Uh, where'd he go?

>> Where is he?

>> H Oh, there he is.

>> He's so tiny now.

>> Defeating [music] him must have made him small again.

>> I GIVE UP. PLEASE DON'T HURT ME. AW,

little B boooo ran away. [music]

>> We did.

>> If you enjoyed today's adventure, make sure to like and subscribe. Plus, you

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>> Thanks for [music] watching. See you

next time.

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