Modern Family | The Family (Almost) Ruins Alex's Art Project

oh Phil honey you're still up okay how does this sound Mitchell I love you very much I not only love you but I admire you and someday are you firing him or proposing to him honey this was supposed

to be a part-time job he was going to be done in the summer anyway just be direct I should have warned him how do you tell someone they have a reputation for being lazy Mitchell lazy yeah yeah he handed

in a couple of contracts late but I didn't want to say anything because he's practically doing this for free I can't do this this isn't the face of a Cold Blood hatchet man will you do

it hey oh I'm sorry did we wake you up no he was up worried about tomorrow my art teacher acts like I don't exist but I have one last chance to impress him at

our year- end art fair a few students are doing living versions of famous paintings I've chosen this one and I'm using my own family brilliant right when

I told him he said that's nice Alice it's been a year Alice really do you think you're nervous because you got a little crush on Mr Jarvis no are you sure because I've seen the way sounds

like you're the one with the crush I've just never had a teacher not like me before well I'm going to stay this please she's a gym teacher she is to teaching what Dr Seuss is to medicine

to think she didn't like you you what's your problem nothing I'm just excited for tomorrow I'm getting metal at school because I put out a

fire maybe that's why I should be when I grow up a professional medal getter Luke what happened I don't know I was

just walking by and I smelled Flames I was there I don't like this we're not supposed to be in here just keep a lookout we're 10 seconds away from creating Luke

tonium oh crap look what you did Luke what happened I don't know I was just walking by and I smelled flames okay guys you're going to be dragging

tomorrow if you don't go to bed right now let's go fine come on Alice you guys nailed it dude that was surreal come on we have a minute to set

up where are your cam hey Manny thanks for what you said before about the flag it really got me thinking I knew you had a conscience Luke more importantly you've got a good you did it yep and

thanks to you I had to move the ceremony to ride under the flag I'll sign a picture for you oh there you are I was afraid you weren't coming it was a discussion if we weren't going to show up we would have

clearly let you know and not humiliated you in public if it's any consolation the lawyer we hired to replace you was already suing the elevator company ow you're sitting on my hand be thankful you have two I almost lost one today oh stop being such a baby she was nowhere

near that switch sh keep your voices down we're about to go on why are you looking at me I'm am I too loud is that what everybody thinks what there's a backstory here you don't want to know about I want turkey save your appetite

baby girl and don't forget afterwards we're going to Lenny for a bite to eat more than a bite if you value my feelings oh great we get to see Maxine what you know Maxine too oh we all know Maxine love second best hugger in the

world after Mr Bert Reynolds story to follow guys this will all be over in 90 seconds hold your poses really want to impress Mr gorgeous jvis shut up hey

Mitch I know this isn't a good time I I just want you to know I'm really I know Phil you're really sorry okay but this is going to take me a little time to get over all right actually I was going to say I'm really going to need your parking PA what our next stage

presentation will be Alex dumpy's interpretation of Norman Rockwell's 1943 painting Freedom from Want how do you sleep that Night Luke with a metal around my neck I want

turkey oh no she doesn't understand that word CR CLA control your child cam it's not that difficult I've raised three really cam why don't you ask kayy what time she got home last night Uncle kale

sorry dear collateral damage what is he talking about your arms are shaking oh yeah sure that and do a very job you can criticize my parenting all you like C

but my son just won a medal for a fire he started look is that true ow how long it's getting heavy you're not getting that parking pass back I tried to let you down easy you don't

know how to talk to people Phil it's just like when Claire didn't even know you dumped her what when did that dump you I didn't dump her I just turned to I am losing it just a few more

seconds I want turkey we really are trying to not say that word B minus but there was a silver

lining I expected more Alex Alex

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