MY GIRL FRIEND DOES MY MAKEUP

This This feels emasculating.

>> Oh my god.

>> Oh my god. I feel like this.

>> Wait, I love it.

>> Primer. Primer. Primer.

>> Primer.

>> Not a primer. So primer. Okay. You have

primer. Okay. Okay. Let's use a moisturizer.

>> Primer. Yes. Primer.

>> Yes. Yes. Yes.

>> Yes. Yes. You know exactly what that mean. It's like to set your makeup like

mean. It's like to set your makeup like to like give it a good foundation.

Ladies, we have a lot to work on here.

>> Lot of work.

>> It's going to take a bit.

>> Okay. All right.

>> All right. We could do his eyebrows for sure. Lord knows.

sure. Lord knows.

>> Eyebrows.

>> Yes, cuz Lord knows we need help on those.

>> Wait, wait. You're going to draw me eyebrows?

>> Actually, no. Your eyebrows are pretty pretty pushy. Um,

pretty pushy. Um, >> wait. Let's take a look at those brows.

>> wait. Let's take a look at those brows.

>> I'm curious.

>> Got some cat Oh, yo. Wait, can we clean up your brows?

>> Oh, yeah. Like tweeze them.

>> No, they just have like a >> brow razor thing.

>> Oh, I would I would probably tweeze his eyes.

>> No, just like right here. Do you see here?

>> No, that the blades.

>> Oh, okay.

>> So, now we're going to clean up his brows. He's going to look a lot better.

brows. He's going to look a lot better.

>> Oh my god. What am I help? I think

everything is bro.

>> Okay.

>> Nice.

What?

>> No.

>> Concealer.

>> Yes. So,

>> I don't think he needs much.

>> Oh, no. He needs a lot.

>> What?

>> So, first I'm going to go in with the L'Oreal True Match Hyaluronic Tinted Serum. And then I'm going to go with the

Serum. And then I'm going to go with the Armani concealer. Damn, she using nice

Armani concealer. Damn, she using nice [ __ ] on your >> I got her PR. So,

>> oh, like Max was like, "Oh, everyone's like roasting you. How do you feel about that?" And I was like, "Lowkey, it's not

that?" And I was like, "Lowkey, it's not that bad compared to what Christina has put me through."

>> I'm like, "My my roast are not that."

Dude, this lighting is doing me justice.

>> That kind of feels good.

>> Do you know any guys who do their like makeup regularly?

>> I do know men who use concealer. I don't

think that's weird. Right.

>> Oh, >> and you know, and I was like dot dot dot.

>> Okay. Wait, I can kind of see the difference.

>> Yeah, I can see a lot of the difference.

Actually, I'm going to actually use a little bit more.

I'm actually going to use a little bit more. Now that it kind of looks good,

more. Now that it kind of looks good, I'm like, "Okay, now I know what we're working with." You know? I was just

working with." You know? I was just going to like pitch them ditching.

>> I think you need a little more, too.

>> Shut the [ __ ] up. Wait. Turn towards me.

Why does my hyaluronic tinted serum match your skin tone? What the [ __ ] Now I can go in with the concealer.

That'll work.

>> Thank you.

>> Yeah, you're welcome.

>> I feel like such a pretty boy right now.

>> I'm sorry.

Sorry. Sorry. Sorry.

>> The translation.

>> I'm sorry. Sorry.

Holy [ __ ] >> that was scary as [ __ ] bro.

>> A lot of hyper pigmentation.

>> What does that mean? Like related to skin?

>> Um, you're ugly.

It >> is too easy.

>> All right, just give me one good one.

>> Oh my god. Wait, stop. Stop talking. Oh,

you got concealer on your lips now.

Okay, go like this.

>> You're not looking at your fault.

>> That's your fault. Okay, you're good.

You want to help with the makeup soon?

There's a lot of work to be done.

>> What do you mean?

>> How's this base looking good, right?

>> Actually, the base is good, >> right?

>> Yeah.

>> Okay, hold on. Got his color and everything. What the hell?

everything. What the hell?

>> It doesn't It It's mine and it matches his skin tone. It's I don't even know how.

>> It's not too light or anything.

>> What am I missing? Okay,

>> a lot. I need blush. Can we do some lash extensions? I got

extensions? I got >> Can you do blush on me? I never do.

>> I did not wash. No, wait. Lash

extensions.

>> I'll do blush.

>> Okay. Lash.

>> Wait, do I need blush?

>> Yeah, you're looking a little >> You look too pale if you, >> you know, like decomposing. Anyways, go

like this. Decomposing is crazy.

>> Like this.

>> You go like you go like this.

>> No, like this.

>> What?

>> I need to blend this.

>> Okay. Wait. But I don't know what you're doing with your lips. Okay. God po.

>> Okay.

>> Oh, wait. It's like a perfect color match. That's kind of crazy.

match. That's kind of crazy.

>> Oh, >> like color matching is like >> All right. Hey, is this good?

>> Yeah, for now.

>> You feel so feminine with a >> line >> line eyeliner.

>> And just look down for me.

>> Look at me. Wait, look at it. Look at

it.

>> Wait, you need like a mirror to see it.

>> Wait, Christine, how is it?

>> Um, I actually only You actually did a really good job.

>> Oh.

I don't want >> How long does it take for you guys to do your own makeup?

>> 30, 40 minutes.

>> Yeah.

>> Holy [ __ ] >> Yeah, >> dude. Some girls take like an hour and a

>> dude. Some girls take like an hour and a half, 2 hours.

>> Yeah.

>> Do you do it every day?

>> No.

>> No.

>> [ __ ] no.

>> Wait, wait, wait. Why does it actually like eat?

>> Right. Right.

>> Is it?

>> Wait. Wait. Wait.

>> Yeah, it actually eats. Wait, wait. You

did eyeliner.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Come look. Come look.

I'm scared.

Look, it actually kind of eats.

Right. It's like subtle. It's subtle.

It's subtle.

>> Okay.

>> You got to smudge it a little more.

>> Right. It's just I'm scared to like poke his eye.

>> I'll do it.

>> Okay, you can smudge it.

>> Hold on. Hold on. I was like, >> I got it. I got it. I got it.

>> Ah, >> you're so annoying. Okay. Look up. H.

>> All right.

That was so weird.

[Applause] >> Now, Prosper, what' you do to make her feel so uncomfortable?

>> What happened?

>> You want me to do it again?

>> No.

>> Just keep drawing and then I'll I'll show you.

Oh.

>> Oh my god, dude. Literally makes me want to die. Like

to die. Like >> Yeah. Max, what do you think? What do

>> Yeah. Max, what do you think? What do

you think?

>> Yo, you look hot, bro.

>> Right.

>> Yeah.

>> Look at the eyes. Look at the eyes.

>> You could tell.

>> It's like a slight, right?

>> Yeah.

>> Oh [ __ ] >> Yeah. A little extra, dude.

>> Yeah. A little extra, dude.

>> Yeah.

>> He's going to look good for the podcast now. We got him.

now. We got him.

>> It's going to be so obvious that I'm wearing makeup, >> dude. This is prosperity.

>> dude. This is prosperity.

[Applause] >> Or I could Or we could use like lipstick. I have like mauve lipstick.

lipstick. I have like mauve lipstick.

>> Lipstick on my cheeks?

>> Yeah. Some people

>> What color is it though?

>> It's like here really pink or it's this lips right now.

>> What if we just like skipped the lipstick?

>> Why?

>> Why?

>> You don't want like glossy luscious lips to >> No, no, no. We're not We're not putting lipstick on you. We're using it as blush because the pink tone is a little bit it it'll appear too much.

>> It'll appear too much. The color of this lipstick is the color of my lips right now. So, I'm like wondering if like

now. So, I'm like wondering if like >> Oh, I have the same one. Why?

>> Mhm.

>> I literally have that same one.

>> Really?

>> Mhm. Oh, that's a perfect one. It's like

kind of like Yeah.

>> Okay. This one. Okay.

>> Are you just doing liquid or you doing liquid powder?

>> Oh gosh.

>> I'm scared.

>> Yeah.

>> All right. I trust you. Here we go.

>> Stab.

Can you imagine it's too thick? Oh, it's

not even like showing up. Hold on.

>> What was that? Wait, hold on.

>> What? What? What?

>> No. No. Keep going.

>> What?

>> No, it's not bad.

>> It's not bad.

>> It's not even showing up, honestly.

>> I don't know if that'll work.

>> Yeah, it's not even showing up.

>> I think he made me like >> No, it's a good way to just skip the blush.

>> Prosper, you got to commit to this.

>> You're going to look so pale, >> right? All right.

>> right? All right.

>> At least you're not making it like ugly.

>> True. Yeah, he doesn't need any help with that. Um

with that. Um >> Oh my god.

>> Oh my god.

Great. Um

>> where's my compliment?

>> I'm not getting a compliment.

>> Where is my compliment?

>> We made an agreement that every single time you insult me, you're going to give me a genuine compliment.

>> Should I add like a little bit of like shimmer like like shimmer eye shadow in the inner corner to make his eyes pop?

>> Shimmer. Wait, like the glitter stuff?

>> Yes.

>> No. What?

>> Stick. I have a stick.

>> No, no, no, >> no. But this one's really though. Yes.

>> no. But this one's really though. Yes.

>> You're putting glitter on it. What? Do

you have glitter on you?

>> Yeah.

>> Prosper, you're not going to die.

>> It's not even like noticeable. Yeah,

you're not going to die.

>> I And also, what happened to like men being so secure in their masculinity that >> you wanted.

All right. You're right. All right.

>> Wow. Right.

>> And it's pink.

She's such a pretty pretty girl.

>> Okay, chill.

>> Oh, wait. What? What even changed?

>> Oh, I see. I see the glitter. Holy [ __ ] >> Holy [ __ ] >> Yeah.

>> All right. We good?

>> No.

>> What?

>> What was that?

>> Wait, wait. We're going to do a little bit of highlighter.

>> Is this the blush?

>> Yeah.

>> Oh, man.

>> Oh, now it looks more alive, >> right?

>> Oh my gosh.

Oh, >> yeah.

>> Oh, yeah. You're right. Wait, actually,

I feel like I could still tell.

>> A little bit. A little bit. A little

bit. A little bit.

>> He doesn't look as like decomposing, you know?

>> Yeah. You got like a little life to you, you know?

>> Decomposing.

>> Yeah.

>> You just said decomposing like I'm a [ __ ] zombie dying.

>> Yes. Yes. Cuz you have no color. You

have no life in you, you know? And we're

helping you by doing that. You were so welcome. No need to thank us. At least

welcome. No need to thank us. At least

she's not. I think that's a pretty valid Yeah, it's not too bad.

>> Yeah, exactly. That's what I'm saying.

Could have been worse.

>> Just sensitive.

>> Okay, so for the final touch, we're going to be setting his makeup with like setting powder and stuff.

>> This is going to be the thumbnail.

Wait, you got to look pretty.

>> Yo, I know you are not talking right now. I know you are not talking right

now. I know you are not talking right now. All right, now time for the final

now. All right, now time for the final reveal.

Okay.

Get everyone's reactions, Prosper. I

want to see what the guys say.

>> English, please.

>> I now that you put your hair down, it actually like it came together.

>> It came to Yeah, it came together.

>> Yeah. Okay, we did. We did that.

Yeah. Wait, get get the guys' reactions.

I want to see the guys.

>> Wait, I lowkey can't tell now.

>> Right. That's what it's about.

>> It's like It's like, >> "All right, we're doing the boyfriend [ __ ] test. Um, I'm going to go up to all the other guys and see whether or not they could tell anything different about me."

me." >> Oh, what's up? What's up?

>> Yeah. So, Jimmy, Jimmy, um, >> do you notice anything different?

>> Oh, you got little sparklers under your eyes.

>> Oh, [ __ ] You notice?

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You look cute, bro.

Brandon, Brandon, Brandon, I have a question.

>> Yeah, I can tell.

>> Oh, what? Already? Holy [ __ ] >> What happened?

>> Damn. What the [ __ ] >> You notice anything different about me?

>> Oh, no. You got glitter on your ass.

>> Oh [ __ ] >> Hold up.

>> Wait. Wait. Everyone's passing the [ __ ] test.

>> Did a damn good job, huh?

>> No, your kids are They sparkling just like diamonds.