Ross Can't Get His New Couch up the Stairs | Friends
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Summary
## Key takeaways - **Delivery Charge Outrage**: Ross objects that the delivery charge is almost as much as the couch itself, since he lives just three blocks away, and decides to take it himself. [00:02], [00:10] - **Fake Elevator Lie Exposed**: Ross had said there was an elevator in the building, but there isn't one. [00:48], [00:51] - **Chandler's Pivot Mania**: Chandler repeatedly yells 'Pivot' while trying to maneuver the couch up the stairs, frustrating Ross who shouts 'SHUT UP.' [02:51], [03:12] - **Monica's Freakish Strength**: Ross says the next best thing after Monica would be better, since Monica is freakishly strong. [01:44], [01:47] - **Couch Hacked in Half**: Ross returns the mangled couch, cut in half, demanding an exchange or store credit, settling for $4. [04:00], [04:36]
Topics Covered
- Sketches Fail Real-World Constraints
- Pivot Beats Force in Tight Spots
- Damage Justifies Ruthless Returns
Full Transcript
Could you just sign right here, please?
>> Oh, sure.
>> Oh, wa. What's the delivery charge is almost as much as the couch.
>> Wait, no. That's ridiculous. Come on. He
lives three blocks away.
>> Yeah. You know what? I'll take it myself. Thank you. All right, Rich. Come
myself. Thank you. All right, Rich. Come
on. Let's go.
>> Yeah.
>> Are you kidding?
>> Oh, come on. It's only three blocks. It
It's not very heavy. Try it. Come on.
Come.
Oh. Oh, I can do it.
>> You two are really going to enjoy that couch.
>> Oh, yeah. We're uh Yeah, we're not together but >> Oh, okay. Yeah, something didn't quite add up there.
>> Ross, didn't you say that there was um an elevator in here?
>> Uh yes, I did, but there isn't. Okay,
here we go.
>> Okay, go left. Left. Left.
>> You know what? There's no more left left.
>> Okay. You know, uh, lift it straight up over your head. Straight up over your head. You can do it. You can do it.
head. You can do it. You can do it.
>> Okay.
>> You got it.
>> Good. Good. Good.
>> Yeah. YOU GOT IT, RIGHT? YOU GOT IT, RIGHT? You got it.
RIGHT? You got it.
>> Any chance you think the couch looks good there?
>> You're to me.
No, no. You come here to me.
>> Hey, Ross.
>> I brought reinforcements.
>> Oh, great. What? You brought Joey?
>> Well, I brought the next best thing.
>> Chandler. You brought Chandler. The next
best thing would be Monica.
>> You know, I wouldn't be offended, but Monica is freakishly strong. So, all
right. Look, I I drew a sketch of how we're going to do it. Okay, Ra. That's
you. That's the couch.
>> Oh, what's what's that?
>> Oh, that's me.
>> Wow.
Certainly think a lot of yourself.
>> Oh, that's that's my arm.
>> Oh, I see. I thought you just really really liked your new couch.
>> You know what? Just just follow my lead.
>> Okay.
>> Come on, Sharon.
>> All right. Okay. Here we go.
>> All right. Ready?
>> Yeah.
>> Turn.
>> Okay.
>> Turn. Turn.
>> I don't think we can turn anymore.
>> I just don't think it's going to fit.
>> Oh, yeah. WILL. COME ON. UP. UP. UP. UP.
UP. YES. Here we go. Pivot.
Pivot.
Pivot.
Pivot.
Pivot.
PIVOT.
>> SHUT UP. SHUT UP. SHUT UP.
>> OKAY. I I don't think it's going to pivot anymore.
>> You think?
>> All right. Let's uh let's bring it back down and and try again.
>> Okay.
>> Oh, >> okay. Yeah, I think it's really stuck
>> okay. Yeah, I think it's really stuck now.
I >> can't believe that didn't work.
>> I know. Me neither. I mean, you had a sketch.
>> Oh, you know what? What did you mean when you said pivot?
Turn >> this couch. I'm not satisfied with it.
You want to return this couch?
It's cut in half.
>> That's what I'm telling you.
>> Did you cut this couch in half?
This couch is cut in half.
I would like to exchange it for one that is not cut in half.
You're telling me this couch was delivered to you like this?
>> Look, I'm a reasonable man. I will
accept store credit.
>> I'll give you store credit in the amount of $4.
>> I will take it.
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