Temperature is too Hot ?

He sits in a never cloud and like a judge in a brand new suit.

[music] Beat up by the [singing] book, he got a hot take for every boot.

He watched every LSU [music] show with a cold one in his hand.

He'd smile, [music] Mr. Beat.

He'd write a novel on command.

Said that host ain't real, said [music] that joke fell flat. He could poke a hole in heaven and still call it a fact.

The viewer, [music] he tore the whole room down.

The viewer, the viewer [music] got the host walking out of town. He

booed the lights, [music] he booed the show. Now the whole damn line up says, "I know."

The viewer, the viewer, look what he done now.

One host left a mic on the desk, [music] said, "I'm done with the heat."

Another packed his [music] boots and jeans right before the second seat.

He clapped [music] when the crowd got loud and said that clap was fake.

[music] Man agreed a pie with no taste.

Just to show what's at stake. [music]

He's got a sharp little brain and a bigger pile of doubt. Every time the credits [music] roll, he's the one that drives them out.

The viewer, he tore the whole room down. [music]

The viewer, the viewer got the host walking out of town. He

booed the lights, he booed [music] the show. Now the whole damn line up says,

show. Now the whole damn line up says, "I [music] [singing] [music] [music] [music] [music]

I love you too, [ __ ] [music] Yeah, I'm pulling out claws for this [ __ ] [music] [ __ ] it.

[singing] [music] [music] Ladies and gentlemen, it's Saturday night. We're pulling out the claws, and

night. We're pulling out the claws, and I'm not talking about fingernails. WE

GET [ __ ] UP.

YOU GOT THEM LOCKED AND LOADED? WE'RE

TURNING EVERY GREY GREEN UP IN THIS [ __ ] CHAT TONIGHT. LET'S GO.

[music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] YEAH, I LOVE YOU, TOO. [music]

MAMA BEER WITH A fire bomb.

[music] [music] [music] [music] Blaine with a fire bomb.

[music] All they're crying today, chat.

They're [music] [ __ ] crying today.

[music] When? When? When?

When? When? When?

Freeze, thank you for the five bomb.

It's [music] always the same [ __ ] dropping the money over here. I [ __ ] love you [music]

here. I [ __ ] love you [music] [ __ ] It's the same ones every [ __ ] time supporting the damn viewer over here. Guys, ladies and gentlemen,

over here. Guys, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Lol Cow Jester. I

am the viewer and thank you for viewing my views. Omega, thank you for the five

my views. Omega, thank you for the five bomb. How we doing, ladies and

bomb. How we doing, ladies and gentlemen?

We've done a a series of weekend streams. Uh we did some last night at the stroke of midnight, Saturday

at 12:00 a.m. All right? Because it's

fair game.

No one else was jumping on it, so I did.

You think maybe like Lol Cow Live, after having such a horrible show, would just want to go in and rewrite history? Nope. Sicilian Princess with

history? Nope. Sicilian Princess with the five, Meow with the five, thank you so much.

No one took advantage of it.

Daddy Liam Porter, thank you for the one. Um

one. Um this morning there were some hot topics.

I didn't see any big shows taking advantage of that 10:00 a.m. spot,

but I went live at 10:00 a.m. I ALMOST

HAD 2,000 VIEWERS.

Talking about a little Zeta Ray.

And I'm back at it again tonight.

And you know what I did today? Cleaned

the whole damn house, cleaned up the [ __ ] bar. I went Me and Brandi played nine [ __ ] holes of golf.

I done gave my dog a bath, took him for multiple walks in the damn woods, had to check him for ticks. Listen, I got a million things done.

I still managed to stream twice.

Three times in the last 24 hours. This

will be the third stream.

What's your excuse? Lazy [ __ ] you lazy piece of [ __ ] you lazy, you don't give a [ __ ] you don't [ __ ] care, nobody [ __ ] cares. Nobody

[ __ ] gives a [ __ ] Nobody's walking around like I won the [ __ ] lottery.

I'm the luckiest [ __ ] alive. No,

it's [ __ ] buggy [ __ ] and I got to pay taxes. This sucks. Yeah, I wonder

pay taxes. This sucks. Yeah, I wonder why you have to pay taxes? Cuz you made so much [ __ ] money, you idiot.

Wifey, thank you for the five-bomb.

[clears throat] But, you know what?

Today's not about complaining.

That's what not what this stream is about.

No, [ __ ] it. I need to complain more.

I NEED TO [ __ ] COMPLAIN MORE. DO YOU

KNOW THAT THREE OR FOUR DIFFERENT [ __ ] hosts today called up Mike, "I want to quit. I want to [ __ ] quit. I I can't

quit. I want to [ __ ] quit. I I can't believe Keemstar's calling me out. I

can't believe Keemstar's criticizing me."

me." I can't believe it.

[ __ ] quit.

[ __ ] it. Get the [ __ ] out of here, bro.

Get the [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] Why would I I'm doing Make-A-Wish.

Everybody knows I've been doing Make-A-Wish for 2 years. Why would I give a [ __ ] I don't care. You don't care. Why should

I care? Quit.

[ __ ] quit. Go walk.

Let me unpause these donos.

Mama B, thank you Mama B.

She's always the first one.

I think that was Melanie.

Brie, thank you.

Oh, [ __ ] I forgot that last one. Who

was that?

I think that was Sicilian Princess, maybe.

Damn it, that was Sicilian [music] Princess. Who was before her?

Princess. Who was before her?

Omega. Omega, thank you so much.

At Sicilian Princess 10312 just Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Let's

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Let's

get to the next one.

Uh, Meow, [music] thank you.

Five bombs still coming in. God damn.

I'm trying to get caught up. Meeb, what

you doing to me?

Are we all caught up?

There we go.

Wifey. [music]

Thank you, Wifey.

At Nicola Set cetera super chatted $20.

I will admit I did follow a wing server, but have spent 30 trying to get in the Discord without any luck. Never posted,

just wanted to look around.

I'll go back to that dono for a second.

[music] At Need 420 just gifted five memberships. BRO, THEY'RE STILL COMING

memberships. BRO, THEY'RE STILL COMING IN.

The [ __ ] Y'all making it [ __ ] rain.

[music] At Naz Underscore 915 just gifted five memberships.

Thank you. Thank you so much. Thank you.

Thank you. We appreciate it.

Or should I do the Batgirl? Thank you.

Thank you so much. They all Thank you.

Thank you so much. Aw, thank you. Thank

you so much. Thank you so much. Thank

you so much. Thank you Bro, my ears were bleeding watching [ __ ] queens the other night.

Bro.

[ __ ] insane. Make it [ __ ] stop.

It's like a fire alarm. I swear to god, I'm going to go program all my fire alarms to be Batgirl saying, "Thank you so much. Thank you so much. Thank you so

so much. Thank you so much. Thank you so much." I'll get the [ __ ] out of the

much." I'll get the [ __ ] out of the house. There's no way I'm burning up in

house. There's no way I'm burning up in that [ __ ] house. If she is saying, "Thank you so much." over and over again, I'm running as far away as I [ __ ] can.

Bro, I don't want to hear that [ __ ] Tell me I'm a [ __ ] anything. Call me an [ __ ] [ __ ]

anything. Call me an [ __ ] [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] Stop saying, "Thank you." Jesus [ __ ] Christ. The [ __ ] is

you." Jesus [ __ ] Christ. The [ __ ] is that? She sounds like a [ __ ] robot.

that? She sounds like a [ __ ] robot.

Like an actual robot.

Like, you know what I mean? In China,

you know how they're making all these [ __ ] AI robots and [ __ ] walking around? They would sound just like

around? They would sound just like Batgirl. "Thank you so much. Thank you

Batgirl. "Thank you so much. Thank you

so much."

"Thank you so much."

"Thank you. Thank you." "Thank you so much." Jesus Christ.

much." Jesus Christ.

Man, I'm a [ __ ] [ __ ] I've got nothing nice to say.

I'm just a [ __ ] [ __ ] I can't deal with it, bro. I I just That's black_sheep1991 super chatted $20. Let them quit. They

can go back flipping burgers at McDonald's. [ __ ] 'em. They don't care

McDonald's. [ __ ] 'em. They don't care about No, this is the process. No, this is the process. You should become host of live.

process. You should become host of live.

This is the process. This is how it works, right? So, you quit the LCU,

works, right? So, you quit the LCU, right?

And then, you talk [ __ ] about the LCU on your personal channel, so you can bait the LCU fans to come over, right?

Oh, WHAT IS THIS EX-EMPLOYEE SAYING? Let

me go check it out. And then they paint some crazy [ __ ] lie that somehow they're a victim and they were taken advantage of and the the whole system

over here is rigged and Keemstar's taking half of everyone's [ __ ] money and all this other [ __ ] Even though like the whole point of them [ __ ] talking about the LCU is so they can

still make money off of me. That's why I get half, [ __ ] Are you [ __ ] That's why I get half, right?

Like I built all thing, right? The

people like are from the creation my creation, you [ __ ] idiot.

But then they manipulate these [ __ ] people. Oh my god, yeah, they treated me

people. Oh my god, yeah, they treated me horrible. I'm a victim and you know,

horrible. I'm a victim and you know, this and that and then they start spreading all these [ __ ] lies and [ __ ] conspiracies and you're over there on the Voldemort stream and you're just listening like Oh

my [ __ ] god. I didn't realize I was [ __ ] following the devil. I didn't

realize they were doing ALL THIS HORRIBLE [ __ ] OH MY GOD, THEY'RE EVIL.

THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR telling me, Voldemort. Oh my god. I [ __ ] dodged a

Voldemort. Oh my god. I [ __ ] dodged a bullet with that one. I mean, that's that's the [ __ ] playbook, right? They

can't just go do original content cuz no one would [ __ ] watch, bro. No one

would watch and that's why I get 50%.

And that's why I get 50% cuz no one would [ __ ] watch.

[music] At Tollman91D1Q Superchatted $20. Thank you so much,

Superchatted $20. Thank you so much, Keem. Kissing face emoji. Kissing face

Keem. Kissing face emoji. Kissing face

emoji. Kissing face emoji.

That's crazy. I never hear that. No one

[ __ ] appreciates me, bro. No one

appreciates me.

Should I do for these [ __ ] And as soon as they're out there, I [ __ ] hated him.

He's a no good [ __ ] [music] At Search Superchatted $19.99.

Bring back Billy and Glammy and put them together. Billy can 100% put

together. Billy can 100% put entertainment out of her. I miss Billy.

I really do.

I miss Billy.

I miss Glamy.

I actually God. Oh man, am I drinking?

What the [ __ ] am I doing right now?

I'm about to say some dumb [ __ ] I kind of miss Aristoph. I'm just going to you know [music] I didn't say that. Cut that out. Cut

that out of the tape.

Okay, [ __ ] off Kelly.

Kelly, your money's not good here. Don't

go bother Xylie.

Okay. All right.

All right, [music] fair enough. Okay,

fair enough Kelly.

Okay.

Can I please explain something to you?

I don't want to fire any of them.

I want them to receive the Keemstar experience.

Do you know what the Keemstar experience is?

The Keemstar experience is working and working and working and getting [ __ ] on by everyone. Everyone

[ __ ] hates you. Nobody [ __ ] likes you and still finding a way to win.

So, when I see these lazy retards all right?

I just I just feel like I just like they need to get bullied more. But not quit, right?

I [ __ ] I should have quit so many times.

If I was a normal human I would have quit a million times. Bro,

if you go look through my career some of my scandals, some of the dumb [ __ ] I did and said and oh my god, bro.

Oh my god, I was the villain of the [ __ ] internet and still somehow people watched me. It was crazy, dude.

It was nuts.

It was nuts.

I put myself on the hardest [ __ ] path of success and I still figured out a way to [ __ ] do it. It was nuts. It was nuts.

do it. It was nuts. It was nuts.

It was nuts.

I don't know why I did that.

I should have just pandered every I love you guys so much. Thank you so much for supporting my stream.

Uh I'm going to donate to charity today.

Look at this charity that I'm donating to. I should have been like all the

to. I should have been like all the other fake [ __ ] but you know what? They're not here anymore. They're

what? They're not here anymore. They're

all [ __ ] dead.

They're all dead. You ever see the old man in the [ __ ] nursing home where he starts talking about his friends and someone asks, "Oh, how they doing?" They

They're all dead. All my friends are [ __ ] dead.

When it comes to this online entertainment [ __ ] everybody that I started this [ __ ] with is dead. They're all dead.

is dead. They're all dead.

They're not doing YouTube anymore.

They're irrelevant. They fell the [ __ ] off.

I could say names right now that none of you would [ __ ] know, but back in the day they were a big [ __ ] deal.

[clears throat] All my homies are dead.

Here's to the dead homies.

So, how do you survive?

How do you [ __ ] survive? How do you even [ __ ] make it through the [ __ ] [ __ ] that this online entertainment is?

Because it's like, look you're battling your competitors you're battling the audience.

And you're battling the big wigs, always. That's That's

That's how it works, bro. That's how it always works.

You're battling everyone. You're It's

you versus the world.

How do you [ __ ] survive?

By wanting it.

By [ __ ] wanting it more than everyone else. By being

[ __ ] hungry.

And the number one thing that you need to [ __ ] make it is gratitude.

Gratitude.

If somebody helped you, be thankful.

And help others.

Always.

Not expecting anything in return.

Cuz you know, every [ __ ] person you help is going to snake the [ __ ] out of you.

And that's just a given.

There is no loyalty in this [ __ ] at all.

There are rare cases of it here and there.

But these [ __ ] are [ __ ] snakes. Every single one of them.

And if you know that, but you're still willing to help someone, and you're still willing to thank those that have helped you, and be honorable and respectable and

bring people up with you, you'll last forever.

You'll last forever.

J3Sim3C super chatted $20. Figure it out and get played up here.

Uh look at Look at Savage in my chat. I'm laughing.

That's all you do is [ __ ] laugh.

[ __ ] dumb redneck [ __ ] I [ __ ] hate that [ __ ] right? I used to like you, but you're like you're like so obsessed with embarrassing yourself,

Savage. Every [ __ ] day you got to

Savage. Every [ __ ] day you got to talk about us. Like you're such a miserable [ __ ] loser, bro. You're

like I have no talent, ladies and gentlemen.

I still got to feed off of Daddy. Like

it's [ __ ] ridiculous, Savage. I I've

done showed you a million times. I'm the

pirate king, [ __ ] You know that. I

know that. I whooped your I don't miss you. I don't. I don't. I don't.

you. I don't. I don't. I don't.

I don't.

At its Thunder's Calmouch superchatted $20. No star the whiny [ __ ]

$20. No star the whiny [ __ ] [laughter] Yeah, we we win a little bit here and there.

Savage listen.

I do like you. Shut the [ __ ] up. I do

like you. But but

At Josh Shine we superchatted $27.04.

Good to see you streaming again, Keem.

Miss the old days. Aw, I miss you Josh.

Thank you.

The thing is I just don't respect you.

I don't you you don't do anything that would warrant respect at all, right? You know, it's just it's it's

right? You know, it's just it's it's [ __ ] pathetic, bro.

It's pathetic.

Top tier. What tier is this? Top tier

where?

[laughter] Top tier where?

That tier list is not anywhere near me, [ __ ] I'll tell you that right now. Where I don't know where that

now. Where I don't know where that [ __ ] That must be a Teemu tier list if someone's saying top tier. Are you

[ __ ] kidding me? Ain't a [ __ ] chance in hell. She still got those delusional [ __ ] idiots around her calling in just Yeah, Savage. Yeah,

whatever you Yeah, sue him. Sue them

all. Arrest them all. Yeah, just [ __ ] fantasy like Remember that [ __ ] whole Jester stream where I just ripped that [ __ ] to shreds, made her look like a complete [ __ ] [ __ ]

God. I mean, that's where this [ __ ]

God. I mean, that's where this [ __ ] Pyrocynical song comes from.

[ __ ] with me.

Callum, welcome to the cash cow.

Zero talent. Zero talent. If lying and just making up dumb [ __ ] and [ __ ] empty threats is talent, yeah, okay, then we'll call her top tier. Chroma,

thank you for the one gifted. We

appreciate you.

Dude.

Anybody sucking those [ __ ] farts is a [ __ ] [ __ ] [laughter] I I feel embarrassed for her and and anybody sucking those farts.

So, uh [ __ ] there was like a million things I wanted to talk about.

That Nicholas etc. superchatted $20.

Bro, I am sending multiple donos without doing detractor [ __ ] I even tried another Discord name. What I got to do?

I I What I don't know what WHAT WHAT I'M LOST. I NEED MORE DETAILS THAN THAT,

I'M LOST. I NEED MORE DETAILS THAN THAT, Nicholas etc. I have no idea what the [ __ ] you're talking about. I will say this.

Yesterday, last night I was doing a live Jester stream [ __ ] on Lolcow Live cuz they really really pissed me off with their low-effort [ __ ] And I just happened to pop onto a

Discord where Tech Protect and Foxy Mama was in there. And I was like, "What are you guys doing?" Cuz their show was done and over with. Uh we're doing a members-only stream.

And Foxy accused me of clout chasing on the bus members-only. There had to been like 30 people watching. Apparently, I

was clout chasing to promote my Jester stream off of Foxy.

That superchatted $20. Speaking of dead homies, El Presador and Whiteboy7thStreet would be awesome to hear from again.

Pouring out. Pouring out for him.

Um So, I decided I was like, that monotone [ __ ] Foxy [ __ ] got to go. That's

got to go.

Oh god, this is not his third account.

wept 9k super chatted $20. I'm sorry I triggered you so hard. I'm glad that you miss all of the Voldemorts that made your [ __ ] worth watching. Yeah, okay.

Okay, we got more views now that we ever did. And if you think I'm triggered,

did. And if you think I'm triggered, you're [ __ ] insane. This is how I talk, [ __ ] I talk to you in private like this, so [ __ ] off.

[ __ ] off, you [ __ ] bum. Go get Like I said before, get the [ __ ] out of my house. All right, it's time for you to

house. All right, it's time for you to move out, buddy. I'm sick of you seeing you in chats, bro. Go get a [ __ ] job and stand on your own two feet. That

goes for you, too, Savage. Get the [ __ ] out of my house. Get the [ __ ] out of here bro.

Go get a [ __ ] job, bums. [laughter] They're still TRYING TO EAT OFF ME.

STILL TRYING TO EAT OFF ME. You get a [ __ ] job, for real. super chatted

$20. I remember the drama alert days early 2010s.

I was a teen then. Everyone hated you.

Grade, Leafy, and I Dubz all went at you.

Yeah. Then PewDiePie, along with Markiplier Yeah, they did. and Santoro all blamed you for YouTube drama.

Yep. Still a fan, too. The biggest

[music] [ __ ] on the planet.

Matthew Crane Guy 352 super chatted $20. It happened to GradeAUnderA.

I have no idea. That guy's irrelevant.

But yeah, Bobby Wonderin here is saying, uh, "Keem's ego is frowned." No, my ego's big as [ __ ] right? I got all these [ __ ] that are not even here anymore still here. My ego's big as [ __ ] Keep stroking it.

[music] Keep stroking it. What are you talking about?

wine a super chatted $19.99.

Yeah, and she yelled the cost you have is really bad RN. Hopefully, you open your eyes and realize I can make up for my fuck-ups. Also, support Lolcow Babes

my fuck-ups. Also, support Lolcow Babes smile. Okay, Sophie, you're a quitter.

smile. Okay, Sophie, you're a quitter.

You're a [ __ ] quitter. I don't like that [ __ ] Oh god, dude. What is this?

Me [ __ ] making it rain with this [ __ ] fake money, bro. Get [laughter]

the Sound pilot super $20 keep helping people even if they're going to snake you. I feel that. I always help people.

you. I feel that. I always help people.

I know they're going to snake me. I

don't give a [ __ ] I mean, that's YouTube in general. [ __ ] the LCU. That's

just YouTube in general. Uh this is funny. All right. One of the one of the

funny. All right. One of the one of the buff supporters who's a complete bum on some [ __ ] ARS money goes, "Buff is your papa. He lives in your brain uh uh

your papa. He lives in your brain uh uh rent-free." The only reason why he's

rent-free." The only reason why he's even in my brain is cuz he's in my [ __ ] chat.

You you missed the [ __ ] point, dog.

Uh Kim Jong Un welcome the cash cow and uh Danny Dobbs. Thank you so much. Thank

you so much. All right.

Let's focus.

Today, multiple major host on major shows have threatened to quit.

Because I am too mean.

I'm a meanie.

So, I thought long and hard about what I would do today.

Look at this dude. Enjoy the petties.

HE'S SO MAD, BRO. YOU CAN'T trigger the TTS, [ __ ] You don't got to like that.

We're not the same. Different tax

bracket dog.

All right.

So, I thought long and hard on what I wanted to do on my Jester stream tonight.

And I really want to [ __ ] on these [ __ ] hosts. They're "Waa,

Keem's criticizing me. Waa."

Because when you're out in the world, it's all criticism.

You got to fight everybody.

You got to fight your your your competition. You got to fight the chat.

competition. You got to fight the chat.

You got to fight the world, [ __ ] I thought long and hard about it. And

I'm like, what are the jester streams?

Are the jester streams literally just me [ __ ] on my own damn host?

Should I keep going?

I got a lot of [ __ ] to say.

But I'm always saying it like in a in a private call. "Hey man, you're [ __ ]

private call. "Hey man, you're [ __ ] up, bro. This was weak sauce. You need

up, bro. This was weak sauce. You need

to try harder."

And I keep getting ignored.

Like I'm some punk-ass [ __ ] Like I don't know what the [ __ ] I'm doing.

And that's why I decided to just [ __ ] fire this [ __ ] up, this brand new [ __ ] channel.

Ain't nothing going on in this [ __ ] And just start spitting some [ __ ] that I want to say.

Cuz if I say it privately, no one's listening.

But if I say it in front of everybody, then they get in the memo.

Then it's fight or flight.

And I hear a lot of threats of flight.

Go. Get the [ __ ] I don't give a [ __ ] Bro, if I can make Glammy Lammy popping, I can make anybody popping. Are you

[ __ ] kidding me, bro?

Are you kidding me? Give me [ __ ] Clinton 23 XP in the chat. Some random

[ __ ] I just saw. Bring him up here. I'll make him a [ __ ] star. I

here. I'll make him a [ __ ] star. I

made you bumps a star.

I made you bumps a star.

And you still dangling on my star.

So I hit up the Discord.

The docket team, the group chat.

I say, "Hey guys.

I'mma switch it up today.

I'mma switch it up a little bit.

Let's cover funny moments from each host."

host." And the docket team is like, "Are you sure?

Are you sure?"

I was like, "No, no, no, no. Trust me.

Trust me. It's going to be good. It's

going to be [ __ ] good. Trust me."

I'mma be honest.

I'm lying like a [ __ ] I don't know if it's going to BE GOOD.

I'M LYING. I LIED TO MY DOCKET TEAM LIKE A MOTHER BRO, this could BE HORRIBLE.

THIS MIGHT be the worst [ __ ] we've ever seen. This might not be funny at all. It

seen. This might not be funny at all. It

might not be entertaining at all.

I MIGHT JUST GET SLAPPED IN THE [ __ ] FACE OF HOW [ __ ] bad the LCU is tonight. I don't know what I'm up for.

tonight. I don't know what I'm up for.

I got clips in this docket of every single host and it's supposed to be their entertaining moment.

I'm nervous, bro.

I might [ __ ] on every single one of them.

I'm over here trying to lower the temperature.

And my third white CLAW ASS MIGHT RAISE IT.

ALL RIGHT.

Let's do [clears throat] this.

I need everyone to be prepared.

Put your seat belt on.

We're going in.

Every single host currently in the LCU.

Entertaining stuff from them.

Starting off with Sweet Tea.

All right. Okay, you guys, are you ready for the drawing of Glamy and Josh?

Here it is.

[laughter] Okay. All right. All right.

Okay. All right. All right.

Over his moo moo. And he's holding Glamy prisoner and laughing at her. And he's

saying, "DRINK MORE BUD LIGHT, BITCH."

[music] THAT'S INDEPENDENT thinker 1,106 super chatted $19.99.

Let's go. Let's do it. Let's do it.

Okay, so Josh has a onesie on.

All right.

And he's got Glamy as prisoner, which is like I mean that that this is this is beautiful.

This is what art is supposed to do. It's

supposed to tell us a story. The onesie

guy with no [ __ ] talent, right?

Has [clears throat] taken prisoner of the talent, which was Glamy, right?

[laughter] THIS IS FUNNY.

YOU KNOW THAT WAS THE WHOLE PROBLEM? ARE

THOSE HIS PUBES?

And he's trying to force her to drink the Bud Light.

Are those pubes?

He's got his leg hair, technically. Like

inner thigh hair.

But he's he's swinging his I I TO LIKE INTERPRET A WAY TO make him swing his around, so I put him in a in one of those mankinis at the last minute over his moo moo.

I hate to say it.

I actually hate to say it.

But it's true.

Our little old sweet tea is actually a [ __ ] artist.

Like, if we come out with a book of these [ __ ] drawings and [ __ ] people will pay their hard-earned money for this [ __ ] Right?

Especially LCU fans. I mean, you know the meaning.

I mean, you could just look at this [ __ ] and you know the whole story.

Like, [laughter] I mean, she's actually a [ __ ] artist, people.

Ladies and gentlemen, W's in the chat FOR SWEET TEA.

[applause] LET'S PLAY A LITTLE BIT MORE.

Let's give her a little bit more airtime.

[laughter] So he can be cuz like I just like it his dick around and glare at me. And he's

got her chained up. He's laughing at her. His hoodie is a Bud Light hoodie?

her. His hoodie is a Bud Light hoodie?

Yes. He's He's a sponsor. He's secretly

a propagandist for uh big alcohol. Oh.

[laughter] And they say the LCU is dying, bro.

They've been saying this [ __ ] since I made the LCU.

[music] J3 Sim3C super chatted $20. [laughter]

We need to see the clip where as I only forgot her dentures rolling on the floor laughing emoji. [laughter]

laughing emoji. [laughter] That was LCU history. We might have that. I don't know. I don't I don't know

that. I don't know. I don't I don't know what's in this stocking tent. I I

honestly have no idea what the [ __ ] we're about to watch. All I know is I'm lit. I'm feeling good. You know Savage

lit. I'm feeling good. You know Savage is lit. It's the [ __ ] weekend. That

is lit. It's the [ __ ] weekend. That

[ __ ] is half drunk. She's feeling good, right? We're having a good [ __ ] time.

right? We're having a good [ __ ] time.

Look at all the W's in the chat. Put it

out. My [laughter] [ __ ] god.

But why is she chained to the wall?

Why is she chained to the wall?

[laughter] She hasn't BEEN A GOOD GIRL. HE THOUGHT

HE COULD GO OVER THERE AND HAVE a little slave to boss around. Poor you.

She's going to break her chains one of these days and run off and be her own woman.

Bro, Sweetie, this is why you get away with murder, right?

You done lied, put false allegations on people.

You've done and said some [ __ ] up [ __ ] No one cares. No one cares what you're guilty of. You always get a [ __ ] pass cuz you're funny as [ __ ] Those are so wild.

Oh, [ __ ] He's like He's like the workhouse overlord in in England. He's

working her to death. He's slinging his dick around. HE'S SAYING, "GLAMY, GET

dick around. HE'S SAYING, "GLAMY, GET BACK TO WORK. YOU NEED TO DRINK MORE.

WE'RE NOT WE'RE NOT drinking enough, Glamy." Did you hear that [ __ ] Yeah.

Glamy." Did you hear that [ __ ] Yeah.

Natural treasure right there. LCU's own.

Sweetie.

And you know what?

[cough and clears throat] Let me say this.

You know, Brantley and Sweetie, they had a little beef.

I don't I don't think Sweetie still likes Brantley.

And I don't think Brantley still likes Sweetie. They probably still hate each

Sweetie. They probably still hate each other to [ __ ] death, right?

But when all these Voldemorts and [ __ ] that Sweetie worked with left, you know who didn't leave?

Sweetie.

Sweetie got taken off of a very successful show.

That Mom App 334 super chatted $20. Fluff is an actual show. They are the duo we didn't know we

show. They are the duo we didn't know we needed. Have you thought about investing

needed. Have you thought about investing in the bean sling?

Uh look, I'm I'm getting caught up on Fluff. I haven't been able to watch it

Fluff. I haven't been able to watch it cuz it's late and I'm I'm normally asleep. But let me just give Sweetie her

asleep. But let me just give Sweetie her flowers right?

Um she got moved off of a very successful show and got put on with Ken.

Which by the way, dude, today Ken tried to take a shot at me.

I I I'm not going to pull it up cuz it's just take too much and there'd be dead air of me looking for this. But he took a screenshot of my music video that has

11 million views on YouTube.

And the top comment is "This song is fire if it's on mute."

Right? And he posted it in the screenshot and he goes top comment.

Now, if you know anything about YouTube, the top comment is always some troll [ __ ] That's how it gets the top comment, right? People like it up cuz

comment, right? People like it up cuz it's some funny [ __ ] troll [ __ ] hater [ __ ] right?

So he's trying to take a dig at me. So I

fired back at this [ __ ] and I go, "Zero top comment." And it was a screenshot of Cafe where there were literally no [ __ ] comments

on the stream. Like none. Like him and Back Girl did a whole episode of Cafe, zero comments. Like get the [ __ ] out of

zero comments. Like get the [ __ ] out of here dude.

All right. Uh,

here we go. We got uh some more.

the back of of pet pet or uh what's his name? Josh? If you want to see it. Oh, yeah.

see it. Oh, yeah.

Yeah.

I I This is what I was like, "What's the WHAT'S THE MECHANICS [laughter] I SAID TO myself I don't even know if I can say of this.

What the [ __ ] is wrong with you, sweetie? Sweetie, what's [laughter] the

sweetie? Sweetie, what's [laughter] the mechanics of this?

So this is what I came up with. That's

the mechanics. OKAY?

IF ANYBODY ASKED ME, "How the [ __ ] is his member Okay, first of all, Josh does not have a member, like at all.

She's calling him a [ __ ] I mean Hello. And the inside of the of the the mankini This [laughter] what I'm going to film. Do you like this?

Bro, I like Sweetie. I just Brantley and her just don't get along at all.

As soon as you cross Brantley, she's she's you know, she's not [ __ ] with you.

Uh okay, so let's check out A-Mac.

Out there, Foop. GET THE [ __ ] OUT OF THERE, PHANTOM, you cheater.

He's like, I GOT LET'S DO A ROYAL RUMBLE.

FIGHT.

COME ON. OKAY, A-Mac is swinging heavy.

[screaming] They got to get back up there. That

don't count.

That's a [cheering] draw. I'm going to say that's a Foop win. Oh, Ryder's like attacking her.

[laughter] That's the clip you gave me for A-Mac?

Uh dude, A-Mac has so much funny [ __ ] but it is what it is. I gave the Doc team like no time to put this together.

Uh yeah, we love A-Mac, we love Sweetie.

That's your lol cow fluff. All right,

let's look at lol cow fire with uh Abby.

I'd love to answer your question. Um

that's alcohol is the reason I found out that I [ __ ] with [ __ ] [laughter] That is such a typical [ __ ] girl

THING TO SAY.

[screaming] OH, SO YOU'RE A LESBIAN WHEN YOU DUDE.

DUDE, everyone's laughing and having this crazy reaction.

[ __ ] nightmare. Oh, so you're a lesbian when you drank.

Bro dude.

Kick him out of the [ __ ] party, bro.

Get him out. Go home.

Go home. Dude, get him the [ __ ] out of here dude.

The [ __ ] I'm not a lesbian. [clears throat] You can like both. She's a weekend lesbian.

She's a weekend lesbian. Let her do it on the weekend.

Yeah, you're a lesbian when you're drunk. That's what they That's what they

drunk. That's what they That's what they say.

Clock it, folks. I was right. So, your

boyfriend really is a lesbian.

Clock it. I What is this? Clock it? Am I

doing it right?

Clock it.

Look at clock it.

My man enough [ __ ] he do he do not want you.

Well, that's Abby.

That is what what's-his-name is obsessed with.

Okay, let's see funny moments from Smooch.

I'm going to go in this fresh little snow. Oh my god, guys, wait. I'm so

snow. Oh my god, guys, wait. I'm so

scared.

My lips My Okay, first I'm going to just do my lips. Hopefully.

One second.

Do you How funny would it be if she put her lips in the [ __ ] snow? Cuz you know how cold shrinks things? And they just shrink to normal size.

The whole face.

Yeah, no, [ __ ] You're my lips first. I am, but I'm just showing my lip in the snow first.

Oh my god.

That's like a mini crater.

Okay let's [laughter] Yay! [cheering]

Yay! [cheering] Ladies and gentlemen, the host of Lolcow Babe, Smooch.

At Hannah Banana 801 super chatted $19.99.

I thought the fluff match made no sense, but they are amazing together. They

bring out the best in each other. I'm

always excited when I see Aydin's stream scheduled. You have perfect camera

scheduled. You have perfect camera presence and you bring the heat?

Oh, thank you so much. Thank you so much. I will say that AMAC

much. I will say that AMAC has been gunning for a new co-host and a new opportunity. And I feel like, you

new opportunity. And I feel like, you know, it's it's finally there. Like the

stars aligned, right?

Um let's go to Cat Lady. Let's see what Cat Lady's up to.

3 2 3 2 1 Is that a mushroom? What is that? What

did she just eat?

Oh god. Oh god, Cat Lady.

Oh god. Just just just just drop it in there. Just drop it in there. Yeah,

there. Just drop it in there. Yeah,

yeah, yeah. Just drop it. There you go.

Now Now bite. Oh, [ __ ]

Now bite. Oh, [ __ ] Oh [ __ ] It tastes like fishy.

Well, yeah, it's Wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. What?

Let me look at the description. What the

[ __ ] is she eating?

Cat Lady eating a cat treat. That's a cat treat?

That looked like a [ __ ] mushroom.

Fish. I mean, what did you expect it to taste like [ __ ] steak? Oh my god.

It's got like bones in it.

What the [ __ ] It's got bones in it?

Yeah, like the whole body's in there.

And like the the fishy fins are like [laughter] so hard and pokey.

It was like a minnow. It was like a dried minnow. Okay, apparently she ate a

dried minnow. Okay, apparently she ate a dried minnow. What the [ __ ] What the

dried minnow. What the [ __ ] What the [ __ ] Somebody said you love it.

Veronica says [laughter] I was hoping I was going to hear Cat Lady when her clip came up of her spitting some fire. She talks some crazy ass [ __ ] Wait, if you get Cat Lady

going, if you really get her on one, she gets on one. She's a

[ __ ] bro. She's a [ __ ] All right, uh Turbo. No one likes [ __ ] Turbo

uh Turbo. No one likes [ __ ] Turbo anymore. But, he did have uh some

anymore. But, he did have uh some moments at fat camp.

Uh thanks to uh the people around him.

What?

3 2 1 OH MY GOD.

OH MY GOD.

OH GOD. IS HE GOING TO DROWN? YEAH.

WHAT THE [screaming] WHAT THE [ __ ] WHAT IS WRONG WITH HE'S WALKING. HE'S WALKING.

HE'S WALKING. HE'S WALKING.

HE'S WALKING. OKAY, by the way, I fully believed that this [ __ ] idiot Turbo couldn't walk. Like, I actually believed that.

This was the first moment I realized he could walk. Like, I

could walk. Like, I I don't know. He's just so fat and disgusting, I thought he couldn't walk.

I HAD NO IDEA.

I HAD NO IDEA.

SO, THERE'S TURBO.

Uh let's see here. Big Murph.

Ain't got to be fake my face.

You can just call it how it is with me, honey. Okay, Big Murph is playing the

honey. Okay, Big Murph is playing the role as a pastor.

Okay. You don't need to do those pleasantries.

[laughter] Okay, first of all, let me just say this. I know Fluffy's getting a lot of

this. I know Fluffy's getting a lot of love from the community right now, but this wild cast is pretty [ __ ] good.

Tater Tot, Murph, uh Wonder Woman. I'm not for it. It's a

sin. Okay.

Okay, sweetheart. I'm not going to lie, Tater Tot. It's scary. She's a bit I'm

Tater Tot. It's scary. She's a bit I'm scared. I'm scared. Not going to lie. A

scared. I'm scared. Not going to lie. A

little bit. A little bit. I

You don't even know me.

name is Big Murph, okay?

And I want everyone to know that I keep that thing on me at all times cuz

the good Lord knows where you are, okay?

And you never know when you're going to have to fight stupid and evil with the good book. You understand

me?

It happens a lot around here. Well,

praise the Lord. Praise the Lord. We

have Pastor We have Pastor Big Murph here on Local Line. Praise Jesus. Praise

the Lord.

I don't really like the mocking.

[laughter] I don't really like the mocking of religion and [ __ ] but it's like you know, I don't know. I don't know.

Hallelujah. Hallelujah. Now, you

recently moved in, Murph. Could you tell us a little bit about where you were coming from?

Well, Oh, Tater Tot's got a good Southern accent. Holy [ __ ]

accent. Holy [ __ ] I was born on a dirt field with my mom and my pa with 12 other brothers and sisters.

I had nothing on my back for the first 5 years. I ran

around naked like a heathen.

And I ended up so You know, the sad thing is is like she looks Southern, Wonder Woman looks Southern.

I don't know what Big Murph looks like.

Where?

Real dark.

Real dark-sided.

Not close to the Lord at all.

No.

Some would call it a gambling facility.

Mhm.

Gambling facility?

A casino.

With drug addicts.

Oh, sweet mother of Jesus.

Felons.

[laughter] Ooh, you going to fit right in here, right in here. Frenchman, you ever meet a

here. Frenchman, you ever meet a Frenchman?

I can't stand a Frenchman.

[laughter] What is that accent?

They stink [snorts] to hell.

And they got those little cigarettes. I

don't trust anybody that can't smoke a Yo, shut the [ __ ] dude dude. I Do you see the people in chat? This is not funny. You see a couple tomatoes in

funny. You see a couple tomatoes in there? This is not funny. [ __ ] this.

there? This is not funny. [ __ ] this.

This sucks.

Hey.

They're trying. They're actually trying.

All right? And they ain't that bad. Come

on, quit hating.

Full Marboro Light.

Well, they stink like one.

I haven't had one in 20 years since Merle done left me.

Oh, girl, you could come over anytime for one of those. Let me ask you though, I heard I heard a little rumor about you, Big Murph.

Now, I don't mean to go against a woman of God. That is not in my wheelhouse. Oh

of God. That is not in my wheelhouse. Oh

my God, is this the town crackhead, Twiggy? It is. What are you doing here?

Twiggy? It is. What are you doing here?

Yes. I'm here. I'm here to collect on the money that you owe me, okay? What

money do I owe you? I don't remember.

owe me you owe me $400, okay?

Actually, I got I got to switch up my accent. I don't like Okay, Twiggy ruined

accent. I don't like Okay, Twiggy ruined it.

[clears throat and cough] Twiggy ruined it.

Good job, ladies.

All right.

Here's Big Murph, more Big Murph.

Murph's hard to be on. Tell me I'm [ __ ] drugs. I don't do [ __ ] drugs.

I'll let you two go at it.

skulls. I do not do [ __ ] drugs, okay?

No drugs. There's no drugs. I don't do drugs.

Okay, chill the [ __ ] out. We get it. You

don't DO DRUGS, DUDE.

ACCUSING ME OF [ __ ] I DIDN'T I'M NOT ACCUSING YOU OF ANYTHING, GLAMMY. I

didn't [ __ ] say [ __ ] about you being on drugs, [ __ ] All I said is that you drink those [ __ ] Monsters. Nobody

here is like, "Glammy, Glammy's [ __ ] cracked out at 6:00 a.m." THAT'S THE CHAT. STOP READING THE I did not, you

CHAT. STOP READING THE I did not, you stupid [ __ ] [ __ ] Read Stop reading the chat. STOP READING THE CHAT.

the chat. STOP READING THE CHAT.

NOT A [ __ ] HISTORY HISTORY SEEMS TO SAY something else.

History seems to say something else, [ __ ] [ __ ] When did I ever say that? YOU'RE RIGHT

NOW YOU'RE ACTING LIKE YOUR [ __ ] DOESN'T SMELL You didn't even show up for [ __ ] meetings and you didn't come up with concepts. You didn't do anything

with concepts. You didn't do anything with me. Bro, Glammy

with me. Bro, Glammy always has the same insult to whoever the [ __ ] she's working with.

"You don't show up to meetings." Glammy,

the reason why they don't show up to meetings is cuz you will talk for like 2 hours straight about nothing.

That's why.

[laughter] It's just the truth. It's just the truth. Bro, if you ever were in a

truth. Bro, if you ever were in a [ __ ] meeting about a show with Glammy, it is [ __ ] torture.

She will torture the [ __ ] out of you.

Like we should literally [laughter] We should go and get all the enemies of the United States. [ __ ] the waterboarding [ __ ]

States. [ __ ] the waterboarding [ __ ] [ __ ] all the other torture things. We

should put them in a room with Glammy and have them try to plan a show in the LCU with Glammy Lammy. Bro, they will be like, "Yes, okay. Here's where the nukes

are. Here where Here's where the weapons

are. Here where Here's where the weapons of mass destruction are. Bro, they will BE LEAKING [ __ ] LEFT AND RIGHT. YOU HAVE

NO IDEA.

BRO, THAT IS TORTUROUS.

I HOPE YOU [ __ ] planned that little slumber party [ __ ] dog. [ __ ] you back up.

What?

How does fresh.

Uh $10 Hold on. Khan with the $10. Why

is Anderson Cooper so angry? Khan,

thanks for all the support today, brother. Or sister. I don't know. Bro or

brother. Or sister. I don't know. Bro or

sister, I forgot. I can't do that. Uh

[sighs] I miss Glammy. We need her back.

We need Glammy back.

All right. Let's give some love to Wonder Woman.

fills his beer immediately.

Oh, I LOVE THIS.

[laughter] [screaming] [screaming] [laughter] [screaming] [laughter] OH, MY GOD.

OH, that was [ __ ] great. That was

[ __ ] great.

[laughter] Good old Wonder Woman. Hey, you guys You guys remember at fat camp where like Wonder Woman redeemed herself, won the thing at the end that uh that so good.

Uh Tater Tot. A lot of people don't really know Tater Tot yet. She's She's

relatively new.

But she went off on the girl that was hired multiple times, known as Sophie.

So, Sophie's been hired multiple times.

And she quits.

Right? Like it was her boyfriend that wouldn't let her do it or she got stage fright. I don't know, it's crazy, right?

fright. I don't know, it's crazy, right?

So, Tater Tot I put on Babes.

And so, Tater Tot was supposed to work with Smooch.

Yung Mama, the casting director, said, "Hey, hey look, she really needs to stay on Wild."

I was like, "Okay. All right." So, I went with Yung Mama, put her back on Wild. And then Sophie called into Babes

Wild. And then Sophie called into Babes and started talking all kinds of crazy [ __ ] on Tater Tot. So, Tater Tot responded saying this [ __ ] It was nuts, you know?

There's a specific owl that I [ __ ] saw, and that was so so.

So, I go check out Babes, right?

And this [ __ ] wants to [ __ ] come in like 5 seconds, cuz I get announced and then I immediately get unannounced.

Whatever, I don't care. At least I have a show. It's fine.

a show. It's fine.

This [ __ ] wants to come in and be like, "I just want to say that your new co-star is boring." And then obviously the announcement gets let out and she's like, "Oh, never mind." You're hating

from outside the [ __ ] club, Soph. You

can't [ __ ] get in, okay, [ __ ] You woke up. You didn't even brush your

woke up. You didn't even brush your [ __ ] teeth, and you were thinking about me, [ __ ] You called in at the [ __ ] pool with your kids. Go be with

your [ __ ] kids, but instead, I was on the talk of your [ __ ] mind, [ __ ] And you've been following me around, and then what the [ __ ] did you do after? You

hopped on my [ __ ] show, and I know the game you were playing because you're [ __ ] easier to see through than a goddamn window. Because every time you

goddamn window. Because every time you get on a [ __ ] stream, it screams desperation. And your pathetic ass went

desperation. And your pathetic ass went and [ __ ] Juster's, paid Keem, and he dogged you the [ __ ] out. You paid Keem to tell you you were a [ __ ] loser to

your face because you couldn't follow through. So, here's a challenge, Soph.

through. So, here's a challenge, Soph.

Sign a [ __ ] contract without having a manic [ __ ] episode and maybe somebody would take you seriously. I hope that [ __ ] gets her [ __ ] ass in here, too,

because come defend yourself. You want to [ __ ] go up on a stream, tag me, [ __ ] You want to be in the [ __ ] chat being like, "That was a bad call."

You were a bad call twice and you [ __ ] quit. And then you want to go back to Smooch. Let's talk about Smooch cuz that [ __ ] wanted to get in a [ __ ] thumbnail. You want to post

yourself as Robin Hood, fine. You want

to post a [ __ ] pig with long red hair, I don't give a [ __ ] if you were talking about me or you were talking about Leesy because both of these pigs put [ __ ] lipstick on and they look

better than you. You look like Frankenstein's [ __ ] daughter except for a mouth they put a prolapsed [ __ ] anus, [ __ ] and you tried to do a whole [ __ ] stream with Sophie in it on

Cinco de Mayo begging Keem, begging him to get her on there and she wasn't [ __ ] entertaining enough. You want to say I'm

entertaining enough. You want to say I'm boring, [ __ ] You talk about three things: the fact that you quit cuz you're a [ __ ] ass [ __ ] your hair because you can't stop having a manic

episode, and how much you want to be on Babes. I didn't even [ __ ] try and I

Babes. I didn't even [ __ ] try and I got where you wanted, [ __ ] and don't you [ __ ] ever forget that. Oh, don't

forget it. But Smooch wants to come up here and let me tell you, I'm not in this situation cuz she got away with it.

I let her get away with it because this dumb [ __ ] wants to act all nice on screen. My whole persona is being the

screen. My whole persona is being the nice girl and then you want to snake people behind the scenes. So, let me tell you something. She wants to get pissed cuz there was the day that Leesy

[ __ ] crashed out. Crashed the [ __ ] out. She was throwing [ __ ] and in my

out. She was throwing [ __ ] and in my head I knew she was helping on the [ __ ] Chubby uh tryouts.

This [ __ ] is breaking her [ __ ] And in my head I'm like, "Well, now she's not going to be able to go on the tryouts."

And then it gets to a because Smooch left, cuz her [ __ ] ass couldn't [ __ ] deal with it. So, she tucked tail and ran. And then, it just got to a point

ran. And then, it just got to a point where Leasy sitting there heavy breathing trying to calm herself down.

That's not great content, is it? Because

[ __ ] Smooch walked away. So, I get a members waiting cuz I'm like at least I can do this cool thing called being in a business and cross-promote. And she said behind the scenes she was sitting there

messaging Josh being like, "We need to calm her down. We need to calm her down." I get put in that [ __ ] stream.

down." I get put in that [ __ ] stream.

Leasy didn't even do it. So, somebody

else put me in that stream, and I went ahead and talked to her about the [ __ ] auditions. Why? Cuz A, it calmed her down like you wanted, Smooch. B, it

promoted another [ __ ] channel. C, it

drove traffic to that channel. And D,

she talked about what they would need in the tryouts. So, I cross-promoted and

the tryouts. So, I cross-promoted and solved an issue and got her talking until Nick and Tammy showed up and saved your ass. And then she wants to go talk

your ass. And then she wants to go talk about it on her [ __ ] show and say, "And then she pulled this random girl up there." Guess what, [ __ ] I've been in

there." Guess what, [ __ ] I've been in your chat since you [ __ ] been there trying to help you, and I've been giving you money cuz I feel sorry for you cuz you're [ __ ] boring as hell. You

couldn't even come on with your [ __ ] makeup today, Smooch. You sat there for what? 15, 20 [ __ ] minutes putting it

what? 15, 20 [ __ ] minutes putting it on. Doesn't help. Doesn't help. And then

on. Doesn't help. Doesn't help. And then

you want to get your [ __ ] co-star.

She looks like a [ __ ] blob fish. [ __ ] Tina Belcher. And Wonder Woman, you can

Tina Belcher. And Wonder Woman, you can go ahead and show the [ __ ] photo because I've got a comparison.

I got it, girl.

[ __ ] you think you're coming up there giving your opinion. I don't give a [ __ ] about a [ __ ] that can't [ __ ] hate from inside the [ __ ] club, and you are a jealous dumb [ __ ] You can't even

[ __ ] hang out with your kids. You're

so goddamn worried about me. I'm living

rent-free in your [ __ ] brain, [ __ ] You've been following me around from the Chubby interview on to Wild, on to Babes. Suck my dick. Eat my ass from the

Babes. Suck my dick. Eat my ass from the [ __ ] tank to the tail, [ __ ] [screaming] LET'S GO. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

LET'S GO. THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT.

SOPHIE, I seen you in chat.

Yo, leave this tater top [ __ ] alone.

Don't mention her name again, bro. I

don't you can't bro bro, leave her alone bro.

You dead.

You [ __ ] dead. Dude, what the [ __ ] bro? I don't know why you went at her,

bro? I don't know why you went at her, bro.

[laughter] She is not the one, bro. She is not the one. I like the part where she was like,

one. I like the part where she was like, I was donating to help you. WHAT WHAT

THE [ __ ] THAT'S CRAZY.

[gasps] [sighs] OH, did I just turn into [ __ ] your mom? That's crazy. What the [ __ ] What

mom? That's crazy. What the [ __ ] What is wrong with me?

Okay.

Uh I don't know how my doc team pulled this off, but we have an entertaining clip from Melsifer people.

I have no idea what the [ __ ] it is. I'm

just going to click and pray, but apparently they got something That's a brand new punch. Nobody wants this.

All right, how about putting your face?

If it's brand new, putting your face.

Oh, man. No.

Wait, so these these two uh content creators, Cannon and Scooter, decided to copy uh the Yo Mama Glammy bit.

Okay.

I'm just I'm not even going to play it.

[laughter] Do you know what the term content creator is?

What the [ __ ] is this? [laughter] Okay.

All right, Twiggy. We're moving on to Twiggy.

Oh, no. All right, dude. Get out of the Get out of the suit, Twiggy. You got

this, man. You'll be all right.

Get out of the suit.

[laughter] Twiggy?

Is [laughter] he dead?

I think I just fell on cat pee.

Twiggy, are you okay?

Twiggy? It's very slippery.

[sighs and gasps] Are you Are you okay?

Are you okay?

I swear to god, every time I see Breadstick, he's in a woman's dress. I

don't know what's going on there.

Okay, cool. Twiggy, super entertaining and awesome.

Ladies and gentlemen, Phantom.

And Bradley with the 20. Thank you,

ma'am. Wait, wait, wait. And 10

Let's let's uh let's keep the chat on for this one.

And Bradley with the 20. THANK YOU,

MA'AM.

And 10 from Heck Protect. Merry

Christmas. HOLY [ __ ] DO YOU GUYS remember this? This was so [ __ ] wholesome. This is when people actually liked Phantom and appreciated him. [laughter]

him. [laughter] This was so [ __ ] wholesome. Damn,

IT'S COMING IN. OH, WHAT THE JESUS CHRIST. OKAY, OKAY. HOLY

JESUS CHRIST. OKAY, OKAY. HOLY

WHAT?

[screaming] OH MY GOD.

JUST seeing the names and the people that are donating and knowing that I know them and they're like, you know, a part of our community.

Oh god, this is awesome.

HOLY [ __ ] [screaming] HOLY [ __ ] even NailSlammer donated.

Holy [ __ ] I don't even know what TO SAY RIGHT NOW.

HOLY [ __ ] I can't even read them quick enough.

You guys are going to make ME [ __ ] CRY.

HOLY [ __ ] [laughter] What the [laughter] Oh jeez.

This was an awesome This is an awesome awesome moment. I love this.

awesome moment. I love this.

Oh Jesus.

Oh.

Even my kid just came in like tearing to high [ __ ] heaven. Jeez.

Ah, I love that moment. Ah, I'm going to get teary-eyed. Thank god I got glasses

get teary-eyed. Thank god I got glasses on.

Okay, let's look at Nick, MTV Nick.

[laughter] [gasps] [screaming] I forgot about this. Let me give you the backstory, all right? So, Joffee

was just going on this rant how the LCU is stupid [laughter] and everyone's dumb here and everyone does you know dumb content.

That angels_asylumite superchatted $19.99.

That stream made me cry with joy.

I did, yeah.

filled my heart. It was simply beautiful. Hugging face emoji. One of my

beautiful. Hugging face emoji. One of my favorite moments in the LCU.

We need another moment like that but you can't We need another moment like that but you can't force that, right? We need

another moment like that We need another moment like that but you can't force that, right? You This is something that

that, right? You This is something that cannot be forced. It's got to be genuine and real, right? And um

in that moment I knew that Phantom was going live when Local Live was live every single day and he was streaming to like 10 people and um

you know he only had a host role simply because he was a great community member that was willing to help anyone.

And um yeah, I just wanted to pay it back.

But let me give you the contacts around this. Uh David Jaffe has just got done

this. Uh David Jaffe has just got done saying the LCU is stupid, it's dumb, this and that. So I hit up WhiteL and I hit up MTV Nick and I go, "Hey,

call in to Crypt and just do some stupid [ __ ] like I told Nick, "Go roll in the Legos. It's

going to [ __ ] drive Jaffe nuts." And

of course it did. Watch.

Nope gone gone gone gone gone.

Tech.

[cough] I can't I can't look away.

Yeah, you should look away. This is

stupid. This is not I'm I'm leaving. I'm

going.

[laughter] [laughter] I [ __ ] loved I loved trolling Jaffe so Like this moment, I was dying, all right? I had a full cup of coffee,

right? I had a full cup of coffee, right? Cuz it's early morning when

right? Cuz it's early morning when whenever this was on, right? And I

remember I literally spit my coffee out.

[laughter] I CALL NICK. I'M LIKE, "NICK, JUST go in there and roll in the [ __ ] LEGOs.

Jeffy's going to lose his [ __ ] mind."

[laughter] Oh, [ __ ] It was so much fun.

Oh, no, no, Jeffy, no. This is Look at Look at White L. He's just eating mayonnaise or some dumb [ __ ] Not what I want.

do this. I didn't bring him in here. Is

that good enough? Take him off. Take him

off.

I'm trying. I'm trying. I got to find this kid.

enough, Jeffy? Nope.

Is that good enough? NO. JEFFY

[laughter] JEFFY JUST GOT DONE PREACHING TO his his his congregation, right? You are the smartest audience in the LCU. This is

high-level intelligent [ __ ] And then [laughter] YOU HAVE [ __ ] NICK ROLLING IN LEGOS. LOOK AT WHITE L. WHITE L LOOKS

IN LEGOS. LOOK AT WHITE L. WHITE L LOOKS LIKE HE JUST GOT A [ __ ] BUGATTI OR WHERE where where What the [ __ ] is the TERM CALLED WITH?

[laughter] BUKAKKE? I THINK IT'S THE RIGHT THING.

BUKAKKE? I THINK IT'S THE RIGHT THING.

LOOK AT HIM.

Look at him. He's so disgusted by this.

Even Carl was that dumb.

Now, who's Yeah, no.

[laughter] And so, they took the axe and they would hit and yes, sometimes it would take multiple times. And it would you would

multiple times. And it would you would chop the neck and sometimes the head would just be dangling, but still like ah screaming or trying to scream. And

then there would be all the sinew and guts and [ __ ] just slipping around on the [ __ ] [laughter] He went right back into talking about you know, educating stuff like chopping

people's heads off. Yeah, the very high high level stuff.

Okay. Oh god.

We got good old Desi. [ __ ] boogie.

[music] That Cannon 8451 super chatted $19.99.

Hey F boy, I was banned on live for S hash exclamation mark 7 a month ago.

Smiley face emoji, 100 emoji, skull emoji. Um, are you if you're in the

emoji. Um, are you if you're in the Discord, uh, hit up Steak. He's the

community manager. Ask him to get unbanned or something.

Um, let me just say this. Uh,

[ __ ] I forgot what I was going to say.

Whatever. Let's drink.

Hey guys, it's actually it's me, Francis. I'm going to do your [ __ ]

Francis. I'm going to do your [ __ ] impersonation, but Oh, so you're not scamming your audience.

No, I'm not [ __ ] going to scam the audience.

[ __ ] Good. That's the best thing you've done.

Good. That's the best thing you've done.

That is the best thing you could have ever done, Desi.

Tommy, shut the [ __ ] up and keep chewing your [ __ ] gum, idiot. You [ __ ] [ __ ] I hate You Okay, I'm not even going to bother.

OH, WOW. DESI'S [ __ ] destroying [ __ ] Oh my god, guys. Oh my god, guys, she's doing something. Oh Oh, I thought she

doing something. Oh Oh, I thought she couldn't change her camera angle. I

thought you couldn't change your camera angle cuz I thought the cord was [ __ ] up. I thought the cord was [ __ ] up,

up. I thought the cord was [ __ ] up, Desi. I thought the cord was [ __ ] up.

Desi. I thought the cord was [ __ ] up.

I thought you couldn't change the camera angle. Isn't that why you threw a [ __ ]

angle. Isn't that why you threw a [ __ ] fit to [ __ ] begin with?

Oh Oh, wow. Oh, wow. Holy [ __ ] she's finally doing [applause] Was that entertaining? No.

[laughter] No, that wasn't entertaining at all.

That was But like I promise you Desi is entertaining.

I know her, right? Like she is entertaining.

This sucks, right? This is probably like a [ __ ] This is probably produced by MTV Nick and that's why that came out the way it did.

But if I would have produced that Desi [ __ ] it would have been funny.

Remember when I ruined her birthday?

I ruined [laughter] Remember when I ruined her birthday at fat camp? That was funny.

fat camp? That was funny.

Those [ __ ] [ __ ] me up though, bro.

I got hit with so much flour and every bro, we ruined the whole wedding hall.

Dude, Wonder Woman had to clean that [ __ ] Last week when I came, last week when I came, you had me read out a super chat

that said, "How did you get the hit actor from Megamind on your show?" And you were like, "Oh yeah, I

show?" And you were like, "Oh yeah, I got Megamind." You didn't

got Megamind." You didn't Bro.

Why the [ __ ] is your mama getting the lotion ready? What the [ __ ] You about

lotion ready? What the [ __ ] You about to rub one out to her fivehead? What the

[ __ ] is happening? have Megamind. You

lied. And and you know what? I already

called you out for being a a capper and a detractor. I can't make you a scammer as well.

Uh-huh.

So I'm HERE LORD JESUS.

[laughter] AND YOU'RE MY BROTHER.

CUZ SHE'S GOT THE FIVEHEAD. THAT'S

AWESOME.

[laughter] What the WHAT DO WE THINK, CHAT?

HEY.

WHAT THE [ __ ] [laughter] YO.

NO, OKAY, LISTEN. WE YOU HIT A GOAL WE hit a goal on rain for me to do this, but I had to I had to come in and talk a little [ __ ] first, you know? Des diabolical,

bro. What?

[laughter] Do you like Yo, right before I went live, um, Tammy ran his live, right? And Tammy was like getting all evil and like on

like that. SHE LITERALLY LOOKED LIKE

like that. SHE LITERALLY LOOKED LIKE MEGAMIND. SHE DIDN'T HAVE THE MAKEUP ON.

MEGAMIND. SHE DIDN'T HAVE THE MAKEUP ON.

IT WAS [ __ ] NUTS.

[laughter] THAT'S FUNNY AS HELL. Good for you, Tammy.

All right. Uh, next up we have Cafe.

Funny moments from Cafe.

Uh, let's go with back roll first.

Bringing the show down so you make me do the show myself? Oh my

Okay.

What is going on?

God, you're smashing that.

It's huge. Are

you going to destroy a beautiful They hit the goal. Yes.

Yes, that was the goal, right? That was

the goal, right? What? It's not It's just a walk on it. Oh god, I don't even want to Oh my god, even I don't want to see this. Jesus Christ.

see this. Jesus Christ.

ARE YOU GUYS [ __ ] READY? WELL, YOU

BETTER BE READY CUZ we hit the [ __ ] goal for it.

Yo, where is this voice on Queens?

Where's this voice on Queens, Backer?

What happened to you? Did Tommy mute YOUR ASS?

IT'S ON [ __ ] YOU'RE GOING TO DO, I GUESS.

[laughter] [laughter] IT'S EVEN FUNNIER that we can't hear her.

[laughter] She keeps slipping. I know.

[laughter] I think Jesse got to her. She is mad.

She is mad.

[laughter] Uh, that was a good moment. All right, Tommy C. What will his moment be? Let's see

C. What will his moment be? Let's see

here. BALLS WAS [ __ ] POPPING, MULTIPLE COUNTS, AND GOT MOVED AROUND TIME AND TIME AGAIN CUZ KEEM DIDN'T LIKE IT. SO, DON'T GIVE ME THIS BEST OF BALLS

IT. SO, DON'T GIVE ME THIS BEST OF BALLS HEAD BETTER REPORT CARDS I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.

You hear me?

[laughter] I'm going to kill you. I'm not going to lay a hand on you, and if you don't [ __ ] calm down cuz that's what they told me, and you're a lot better than I am. I'm going to kill you.

am. I'm going to kill you.

Got it? [laughter]

Stop it.

I'm going to kill you. Tommy C is the biggest [ __ ] I've ever known in life.

[laughter] LOOK AT THIS DUDE.

[laughter] I'M [ __ ] DEAD. BRO, YOU DID NOT KILL Boogie or or Billy, excuse me. You

killed me with this [ __ ] Bro, [laughter] I saw this live, and this was another [ __ ] spit my coffee at a moment.

[laughter] You don't stop this. No, I'm not going to lay a hand on you. I'm not going to go after you. I'm not going to do nothing. I don't have to. You need

nothing. I don't have to. You need

[laughter] to calm the [ __ ] down.

And you can start by just being honest.

[laughter] That's going to You get like this, you get this [ __ ] angry or you get It's Look at that face.

With him talking about leaving, who's going to quit first, him or his pace mate?

Dude, the one time Back Girl you needed to shut up was right there.

[laughter] Now I know why Tommy interrupts you, bro. I just want to hear him say one

bro. I just want to hear him say one more time, "I'm going to kill you."

Sure, which one's going to quit first?

Come on. Come on, make him get his head.

Thank you for the five bomb.

[music] That snaggletooth just gifted five memberships.

I'm having fun. Snaggletooth, thank you so much, ghost. We appreciate you.

Uh let's turn more of these grays green.

[ __ ] it. [ __ ] it. Everybody give some damn members. I hope he says it again. I

damn members. I hope he says it again. I

just want to hear Tommy say, "I'm going to kill you." You know they told you not to get this [ __ ] up tight.

Just be a better person. That's all you got to do. You all you got to do.

Spitfire says, "I love this place." Of

course you love this place. This place

is fun.

Stop thinking you're the man.

Think of all the stupid [ __ ] you've done over the years. Think about the dumb stuff and then laugh at yourself. Oh,

bro, I just I got to hear it again.

We're going back to the original clip. I

got to hear it twice.

[ __ ] this. I'm going back through.

[laughter] Restart it for me, [ __ ] BALLS WAS [ __ ] POPPING, MULTIPLE COUNTS, AND GOT MOVED AROUND TIME AND TIME AGAIN

CUZ KEEM DIDN'T LIKE IT. SO, DON'T GIVE ME THIS BEST. OUR BALLS HAD BETTER REPORT CARDS.

I'M GOING TO KILL YOU.

YOU HEAR ME?

[laughter] I'M going to kill you. I'm not going to lay a hand on you. You'll [ __ ] calm down cuz that's what they told me and you're a lot better than I [laughter] am. I'm going to kill you.

am. I'm going to kill you.

[laughter] I'M [ __ ] DEAD. [screaming]

[laughter] SUCH A [ __ ] INSANE BRO, I NEVER I NEVER agree with Tommy on anything.

[laughter] But I'll never deny he is [ __ ] entertaining.

[laughter] [ __ ] [ __ ] I'm going TO KILL YOU.

[laughter] AH, WHAT AN IDIOT.

UH BRO, THIS IS THIS IS WHY their TTS this is why their TTS is literally I'm going to kill you or whatever. I changed it to that because I

whatever. I changed it to that because I was [ __ ] I was crying. I was laughing so hard. Early in the [ __ ] like

so hard. Early in the [ __ ] like Cafe's on at 8:00 a.m., bro. So like I'm going through and like doing work for all my businesses and this [ __ ] and like Cafe's playing in the background and I'm

just hysterically laughing at this [ __ ] dumb [ __ ] Oh god.

My docu team [ __ ] hates me.

The clip that Think about Keemstar, right?

Keemstar did the [ __ ] with Boogie, went to his house. There's a million different Keemstar moments. They decide

to pick this. Are you [ __ ] kidding me?

and throw away the key. He knows how to get the best out of me. I'm no force for the world to see. Trade my whole life

just to be be be be.

I need Tommy to see the Nobody I controlled you.

I broke you just to own you. They can't

tell that I love you.

Cuz you're loyal, baby. I love when you bring donuts.

Love it when you kick fins. You feel

pain without fishing.

So say it.

Get I need Thanos to come in here and snap my ass. Just

Just I don't want to exist anymore.

[ __ ] Keemstar. Good god. All right,

we're we're out of here.

Wait, we have uh multiple Keemstar clips. All right, here's a new one.

clips. All right, here's a new one.

Okay, that's copy written. We're not

doing that.

Thanks chat.

Uh rage room. Here we go.

All right, what is it? All right.

Thank you so much for calling.

Oh, wow. I did not even know that he went to a rage room like this. THIS IS SICK.

OH.

DANCING IT, KAYLOO. Oh my god.

Holy [ __ ] That seems more therapeutic than taking the axe to it.

You think so, Phantom? Maybe you need to do it.

Like maybe you need to go break some [ __ ] Like maybe Local Alpha should be you destroying the trash that's all around your [ __ ] house.

I mean, we've had to deal with you being obsessed with Fupa for how long?

We're going on 2 months.

I think you should take a bat and start smashing all the [ __ ] TVs that are sitting in your lawn and all the other random [ __ ]

Like Phantom forced us to watch him fix a golf cart.

Cool.

If this is therapeutic, bud, do it yourself cuz you need it. Tonight

uh Phantom said on Alpha that he's mad with James Holder because now James Holder is dating Fupa and he considered

That McMyles 333 super shattered $19.99 close the goat. He has a music video on his channel about his dad killing a dude.

Sweet.

Uh Phantom tonight I [ __ ] I forgot what I was going to say.

These god damn TT Stop donating to my show. I don't need your money. STOP.

show. I don't need your money. STOP.

YOU'RE INTERRUPTING MY FLOW.

Phantom tonight said that he's mad with James Holder cuz he considered James Holder an online associate.

And now that James Holder is I don't know allegedly [ __ ] Phantom or Fupa, right?

He's mad about it.

Why would you give a [ __ ] She don't care about you, idiot.

God, give him a bath. Go to smash up the trash in your lawn, Phantom. Shut the

[ __ ] up.

All right, let's go to Snow Goth.

Okay, yep, there we go. There you go.

You didn't [laughter] give me a warning.

Oh, sorry. Hold on.

Yeah, just pick it up and there you go.

There you go. Get it everywhere. That's

what I'm Oh, wow. Honestly, I think you should pick up the rest of your go on the Riveting.

Absolute [laughter] That was the clip we have for him?

Oh, we got another one. Okay.

That's That's [ __ ] up, but you know what? It's for the content.

what? It's for the content.

You got this. I believe in you.

[laughter] Oh my god, scary bunny.

Now you look like a real bunny. Oh, hell

yeah.

You know, poor Snow Goth. Like we should have had better clips for him.

I don't want to [ __ ] on the doc team cuz they put this together in like a couple of hours. So, they did pretty good with

of hours. So, they did pretty good with the limited time they have, but I know Snow Goth can be really funny and entertaining.

can I hear you, I can hear you. Not only

can I hear you, I can see your watch stream. Should I watch this stream?

stream. Should I watch this stream?

Are you You there? Yeah, we're here, Dad.

Can you see me? Jeffy, it looks like you're at high seas.

Hello? Jeffy, can you hear me?

Void, thank you for the gifted.

Is this the Lo Cal people?

Is Lo Cal Rewind? This is that show with the fridge, dude.

Oh, hey. I I They picked me up in this ship last night and I just I'm trying to get back to to San Diego. Can you let

team start the fact South by Southwest.

Go South by Southwest, Jeffy.

No, no, I have to get back to San Diego.

San Diego? SOUTH GO HEAD SOUTH BY SOUTHWEST. FOLLOW THE NORTH STAR.

SOUTHWEST. FOLLOW THE NORTH STAR.

Xylee is so pissed. Xylee is so pissed.

She is drunk.

This is the Jaffe we want back.

You created God of War, Twisted Metal, Jaffe.

You've created characters and storylines that are legendary.

There are millions of people that enjoyed your creation.

And now we're on Lo Cal Live, or excuse me, Lo Cal Cribs, and we're talking with Wings Redemption

about whatever trending thing is happening with like UFOs or interesting stuff.

We deserve more.

We deserve that. The man that was lost at sea.

We deserve and [ __ ] demand David Jaffe.

We demand your creativity.

Bro.

The guy can do it.

And he can do it real [ __ ] good.

And he's not giving it to us. And I I don't get it. I don't understand. I was

trying to make a whole separate show with Jaffe so he could focus on his creativity. And

we're just not We're not We're not getting the guy that created these [ __ ] amazing games, bro.

And I'm not saying that Crypt sucks because I I watch Crypt in the morning.

I like hearing about the UFO [ __ ] and this and that and whatever, you know, high-level interesting topics are happening.

Of course.

But we want the creator.

We want the creativity that is in you.

I want it [ __ ] unlocked.

And maybe it is Tack holding him back. I

don't know.

Maybe it's Wings holding you back. I

don't I don't know. I don't care.

I just want the creator back.

And when you do this, yes, you're an entertainer.

Yes, you're doing a podcast.

But the thing that people forget is content creation.

Anyhow.

Just had to get out that out. That

ruined my mood.

I mean, just David could just do so much more here. It's [ __ ] insane.

more here. It's [ __ ] insane.

[screaming] [crying] Okay, this is [ __ ] up.

This is [ __ ] up. My Docket team gave me this clip for Tech Protect. This is

[ __ ] up. THAT IS SO WRONG OF THEM. ARE

YOU [ __ ] kidding me, Docket team? YOU

[ __ ] HATE TECH PROTECT. REALLY?

THIS IS the [ __ ] funny moment and good moment of Tech Protect, him getting his ass whooped AT STEAK ISLAND. WHAT

THE [ __ ] [screaming] BRO, THIS IS SO WRONG.

Oh my god, this is so wrong.

This ain't right, dude.

This is not right. I don't even want to play this.

Tech, you're getting so [ __ ] over, dude.

You were I I did not set this up. I will swear on a Bible, and I actually am religious.

I will swear on a Bible that I had no involvement in this at all. This is not [ __ ] right. I don't care. I don't

care what any of you [ __ ] losers say in the chat. I'm going to defend Tech Protect. This is [ __ ] wrong, dude.

Protect. This is [ __ ] wrong, dude.

[ __ ] you guys. This is wrong. He

deserves better.

[ __ ] you.

All of you. No, I ain't going to play it. I'm not going to play it.

it. I'm not going to play it.

But I do need to piss.

Ah, [ __ ] it. I got to piss. Whatever.

FIGHT FAIR, FIGHT FAIR. COME ON, TECH.

FIGHT FAIR. YOU GOT TO FIGHT FAIR. YOU

GOT TO FIGHT FAIR.

GET UP, [ __ ] COME ON, FIGHT FAIR.

[screaming] COME ON. FIGHT FAIR.

COME ON. FIGHT FAIR.

FIGHT FAIR, BABY GIRL.

COME ON, LET HIM UP. LET HIM UP. COME

ON. GET UP. Get up.

Go.

[music] Tech Tech super chatted $20. PLAY THE

CLIP.

THAT [ __ ] [screaming] GET UP. YOU WANT TO GET UP? YOU GOT TO

GET UP. YOU WANT TO GET UP? YOU GOT TO GET UP. EAT THE MODS, TECH.

GET UP. EAT THE MODS, TECH.

EAT THE [ __ ] MODS.

YOU HAVE TO WAIT.

YOU HAVE TO WAIT OR JUST DIRECTED THE CORRECT WAY.

WHAT?

There ain't no way.

There ain't no way.

There is no [ __ ] way that I just went and took a piss, came back, and Tech already lost.

THERE AIN'T NO WAY.

BRO, WHAT THE [ __ ] WHAT? OH, DUDE.

WHAT? OH, DUDE.

BRO.

Tech protect.

[clears throat] I just want to say as the owner and creator of the LCU uh I do apologize that you've been misrepresented for your

greatest moment in the LCU by my doc team.

I would like everyone in the chat to say sorry to Tech right now.

You do what I say.

You do what I say.

This is [ __ ] up This is [ __ ] up.

This ain't right, bro. This ain't right.

Uh Let me type something to the doc team.

How do I cancel the chat replay?

Uh tech, uh you could see in the chat replay everybody's saying sorry.

Everyone's saying sorry.

Okay, uh Wings of Redemption. Here we go.

The [ __ ] mod on Discord hurts.

Respergoo superchatted $10.

Mr. Wings, this is your redemption.

Dawson superchatted $9.99.

Woody 2988 superchatted $10. Drink up.

Cup with straw, cup with straw, cup with straw, cup with straw. We got five more.

asylum I remember this.

This is when Wings came back after pushing Kelly on the table. It was

months later.

We finally got Wings and Tommy C back in the LCU.

And Wings was trying his hardest, but at that moment, I was done. All

right, dude. All right, to the little spammy [ __ ] You got to go. Bye-bye. See

you.

Peace.

Peace. We can't see you anymore. Bye.

You're gone.

I know you're still spamming, but we we can't see it.

You've been hidden on the channel.

Hidden.

I'm superchatted $50. Six.

five, please. Seven. Eight.

Dean heart superchatted $9.99.

Pepsi out. Thong sandal, thong sandal, thong sandal, thong sandal, thong sandal, thong sandal, thong sandal, thong sandal, thong Good moments.

I think Wings recently said on Cafe, or excuse me crypt that him being in that Pepsi for so long gave him like a rash or something like

he got [ __ ] up bad. Like it did something to it or No.

Now I'm remembering. He said he put ketchup in his beard and for a week straight he could still smell nothing but ketchup.

That was it.

All right, we got a clip from local gay.

Iceman Yep.

Oh God.

He has no eyebrows now.

It's happening.

[laughter] It's [ __ ] happening.

It's go Uh finish finish that one.

Okay, I'm sorry. like that for a bit.

I'm sorry. He He doesn't look different at all.

to we're going to keep the other one on.

[laughter] We'll finish it after, okay?

There's like Yeah, that's like nothing. There has to be a better Iceman moment.

Like when he rages and whatever.

Foxy, here's Foxy's great moment.

By the dawn's early light So proudly we Oh Lord have mercy. I don't see this [ __ ]

I don't want to see this girl. You are

crazy.

Wait, she's doing TWO LINES. AND THE

ROCKETS RED [screaming] OH GOD. OH GOD. Hey fighter

OH GOD. OH GOD. Hey fighter

She did a line of the century egg.

God.

That is disgusting.

What is wrong with her?

Uh here's Angel.

talking boy and then I was going to talk about the MTV Nick thing.

I mean regardless like I feel like those things just like everyone's already [ __ ] talked about it.

why didn't you have anything to say about it?

That you didn't want to do that.

Well, I never said I didn't want to do it. We did do it.

it. We did do it.

We literally did it.

Okay, well, here you Here you go. Do the

rest of the show then.

Okay bye [ __ ] [laughter] By the way, Angel has legitimately chopped the head off of so many female [ __ ] hosts in

the LCU, made them quit, made them quit shows. Like, she's [ __ ] nuts, dude.

shows. Like, she's [ __ ] nuts, dude.

You know that meme with the Grim Reaper, right? Like, Angel has one of those

right? Like, Angel has one of those memes where she's like literally ended the careers of multiple different females. She's like

females. She's like top-tier [ __ ] Okay, uh on Reapers, we got Josh in a bunny suit. This is

suit. This is [music] Okay.

I got to talk [ __ ] on Josh.

Why is this Josh's highlight moment when he wears a [ __ ] bunny suit every single day?

Like, he literally goes live in a onesie every day. How is this I don't get this.

every day. How is this I don't get this.

[music] Ah, I guess you had to be there.

I guess you had to be there.

I don't want to hate on it too much.

Maybe it was like maybe that is a moment that you know, people on our doc team, maybe they seen that live and they did cherish that moment. It was a thing.

All right, we got Xylie coming up next.

Ready?

Yeah. I'm a little teapot, and stout.

[laughter] Here is my handle and here is spout. I

DON'T KNOW THE OTHER WORDS, BUT it's okay cuz I'm a little [screaming] teapot.

But I don't KNOW HOW TO RHYME IT, but here it is. Oh my god, does that count, [laughter] guys? DOES THAT COUNT?

[laughter] guys? DOES THAT COUNT?

COUNT?

I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO HAVE THE CLIP OF ZAI WHEN SHE poured the milk on her head. That was nuts. Cuz like that

her head. That was nuts. Cuz like that was the first time I was like I never would have thought in a million years Zai would do something like that.

Like that was nuts.

Uh Zai zoomed it.

[laughter] I love my Doc team. YOU PICKED THIS CLIP. YOU PICKED THIS CLIP.

CLIP. YOU PICKED THIS CLIP.

DUDE, ZAI HAS way better clips, just so you know. She does, I swear, but this is

you know. She does, I swear, but this is awesome.

I made her cry.

The revenge the revenge porn.

Bro, they're coming at me like I killed their [ __ ] dog.

[laughter] What is happening?

What the [ __ ] is this?

Bro, I'm getting John Wick'd in this moment. [laughter]

moment. [laughter] This [ __ ] coming at me like I KILLED HER DOG. THIS IS NUTS.

GUYS guys for anyone that doesn't know the context, I deleted their VC chat.

That's why they're losing their mind and crying.

Not their VC in this moment, the VC chat.

[laughter] BECAUSE PEOPLE WERE PUTTING DOCS in it.

Why am I being punked? Like I'm sick of this game. Every time I show is

this game. Every time I show is successful, YOU [ __ ] WITH IT.

EVERY [ __ ] TIME. [screaming]

I'VE BEEN NOTHING but loyal TO YOU FOR A YEAR.

I GET OVER THIS [ __ ] [ __ ] KEEM.

ANYWAY YOU YOU. Your mic's cutting out. Oh my god,

YOU. Your mic's cutting out. Oh my god, like I'm over this [ __ ] bro. I've been

nothing but loyal to you for a year. And

every time I show gets successful, you do something to [ __ ] WITH IT. WE ALREADY

KNOW THAT this is what's going to happen. Why you did it with Nerds.

happen. Why you did it with Nerds.

I can't hear you. You're breaking up.

But I am [laughter] I can't hear you. You're breaking up.

Oh my [screaming] god.

Oh, this clip's awesome.

This clip's awesome. Sorry. I'm sorry.

Look at Look at TechRax. Look at me, bro. I got a chain, dude. I'm going to

bro. I got a chain, dude. I'm going to [laughter] play Dude, what is this?

Uh yo, the doc team My doc team is [ __ ] for that, dude. How do you pick that for [ __ ] For Zay? Come on now.

Oh, this is hella cute.

Oh, this is hella cute, though.

She's No, you don't understand. I have a thing for I have a thing for bags. Like

I wait for something Okay, so this is the Jersey clip. Okay,

here we go. For the little shame.

The little shame on me to do This is actually a joke.

What?

Horrible.

I can't And I have I have somewhere I have to be tonight.

So [laughter] I was hoping you would like it.

No, I have like a little collection of like mini bags, but I don't have a black one and I wanted one for the longest because I can goes with everything and now I can just I was thinking I was like

low-key this is like the perfect going out purse cuz it'll fit like your phone, your wallet and everything you like your vape everything you need just for going out. Exactly.

out. Exactly.

[laughter] I got my little I could put my little ciggies in here. Oh, I like the strap.

And I like that it had like a long strap and like the little handle so you can like pick what you wanted. I was hoping it was good.

A way.

[laughter] Oh, she's slay.

No, I'm here for this because this is like a perfect size for my wallet, my pack of cigs, my medication just in case I stay out past two and I need to take

it. And then like my little lippy and

it. And then like my little lippy and oh I'm already gassed cuz like now I want to know where we're going with this too.

Like Oh, hell yeah.

rest of the fit will surprise you with the bag.

But the bag you'll see the bag goes with the bottoms really well.

Same with yours. Literally same with yours. That's why I was so gassed. Um

yours. That's why I was so gassed. Um

also I scrolled through Rain. I can't

really figure out like what's going on because when I'm scrolling through so I scrolled back to when Tammy has her camera on and she's like laughing and smiling. Then she turns her camera off

smiling. Then she turns her camera off and then it looks like Nick comes on and then I don't know like what happened but it's like 10 minutes so if anyone's got like a rough time stamp of what happened with Rain where I could

give you but I think Rain will put it in the docket just now cuz I did see something. Oh.

Let me peep that on my phone really quickly. Go ahead and open your next

quickly. Go ahead and open your next package while I peep this. And then I'll do my next one when you're done.

Okay, which one should I do next? I

don't even We got the We got the little one. Okay, we got the little one. We got

one. Okay, we got the little one. We got

the strawberry one. And then we got this one.

Okay.

I'm feeling Um do the little blue one cuz I think that's the bottoms that goes with that, if I'm correct. Also, I'm going to read the message that we got like from our

Doki Team that is their sum up version of what happened. Uh apparently Nick got mysterious bad news a minute before the stream. Tammy was not happy about his

stream. Tammy was not happy about his live performance and that he didn't communicate to her why he was upset. He

had a small crash out. Chat went in on Tammy saying she didn't care about Nick or was being mean and she crashed out and ended the stream.

So, that's the summed up version.

Uh also, we got Rocky up here with the five who said Zoot to wahahaha. You've never

stopped calling me that. You've never

stopped calling me that.

What is this?

What is this?

Oh my god. What It's What is this? This

is so cute. Do you like it? Oh, it's way darker than it looked. Wait a minute.

Hold up.

What? It It is not the color it looks like, but I still like it. Also, hi

Tina. Hi Tina. Hi, I'm Tay Zonday in Jersey.

Ladies and gentlemen, look at how glass those ladies just crushed and absolutely crushed.

[laughter] What the [laughter] What is my What the [ __ ] How is that How is that the

[laughter] My Doki Team is [ __ ] diabolical.

[laughter] That's so [ __ ] wrong. I I apologize Jersey and Tay. They They [ __ ] you up, bro. That ain't right. That ain't right,

bro. That ain't right. That ain't right, bro. It is not right. It is not fair. I

bro. It is not right. It is not fair. I

know you have better clips than that. I

know you do.

All right, ladies and gentlemen, FUPA CHEESE.

[cheering] [screaming] YOU KNOW, Fupa does suck.

Fupa is non-tent.

But, you know, when we like put pressure on her to do stupid [ __ ] she would do it. She would do it.

it. She would do it.

[screaming] OH, GOD. BOOGIE'S SUCH A Creamer Keem

OH, GOD. BOOGIE'S SUCH A Creamer Keem Creamer good.

Dude, check his [ __ ] hard drives.

Fupa Cheese, ladies and gentlemen, Fupa Cheese.

Uh let's check out Tina D.

You ready? Yes.

[laughter] Oh, she's losing her mind.

OH, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE.

YOU DIDN'T WEIGH TOO MUCH FOR $20, [ __ ] HOLY [ __ ] GET THE [ __ ] OUT. I AM.

[ __ ] THAT HURT LIKE A [ __ ] I PRESSED IT ONCE. [ __ ] [laughter] I DON'T GIVE A [ __ ] WHAT YOU DO. IT

HURT.

OKAY?

This might be the one thing that I'm going to be scared to do. Like I'll

snort Yeah. 100-year-old egg, but [ __ ] a shock

Yeah. 100-year-old egg, but [ __ ] a shock collar.

That's hurt. That's going to be one I'm scared This one hurts like a [ __ ] This is the cheapest one at the store, and it hurts the most.

[laughter] Good old Tina D. Tina D. Tina D. Tina D.

All right, who else we got up next?

Uh your mama.

[music] D is for detractor. Woah, that's a big word. Your mama's a detractor.

word. Your mama's a detractor.

Your mama is a bumpkin. Your mama is a Wait a minute.

WHY ARE THE AD-LIBS GOING CRAZY?

[laughter] WHY ARE THE AD-LIBS going crazy?

[laughter] This is diabolical, man.

You son of a bastard. You son of a bastard.

Uh detractor.

Your mama is a bumpkin. Your mama is a bumpkin. [music]

bumpkin. [music] Your mama is a bumpkin. Your mama is a Oh my god.

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I notice a pattern here. You keep saying I know there was better clips. Rolling

on the floor laughing emoji.

Well, yeah, because I'm the viewer.

I know there's better clips. I'm I I view a lot of this [ __ ] Not the jewels. Not the jewels.

Oh my god, bro.

Not the jewels.

Oh my god, THE AD-LIBS. THE

AD-LIBS.

[laughter] WHY IS THIS SO HARD?

I watched I I I watched this live. I was

dying laughing. God.

AI is doing ad-libs now? Oh my god.

Jeez.

Your mama is a bumpkin. [music]

Your mama is a bumpkin. Your mama is a bumpkin. Your mama is a bumpkin.

bumpkin. Your mama is a bumpkin.

[ __ ] [laughter] detractor. no co-host. don't like the

detractor. no co-host. don't like the ad-libs [ __ ] [laughter] No one wants you. All bark, no bite.

Toothless pooch.

Start slow, streaming Okay.

Okay.

Okay, that hurt a little bit.

[laughter] No co-host, no one wants you? Oh my god, bro.

[laughter] [applause] Ladies and gentlemen, yo mama.

All right.

Uh nightmare.

Here we go.

Not even going to hold you. I know

that's right. Okay, here we go. Here we

go, ladies and gentlemen.

[laughter] [screaming] Jesus [ __ ] His comedic timing is so off. He's supposed to beep.

off. He's supposed to beep.

She laughs, and then you're supposed to drive away. Like, your comedic timing is

drive away. Like, your comedic timing is not Guys, Sunny, thank you for the five.

Look at you, buddy. What time is it?

It's It's I don't know.

Quiet.

It is, yes. Yep, you you you missed the punchline. God damn it.

punchline. God damn it.

All right.

Um here we go.

Stay on that.

Do not leave that [ __ ] shot. STAY ON

THAT SHOT.

HUSH PUP.

YEAH.

HEY BILLY, DON'T LET THEM SEE ME SHOOTING YOU NOW.

OW.

[laughter] WELCOME TO THE [screaming] HEY BILLY, RIGHT IN THE FACE.

[laughter] BOOM.

MEMBERS.

WELCOME TO OH! OH [ __ ] [laughter] OH, THAT'S a good clip.

I love that clip.

That's a good clip. Uh

okay. Steak.

Bro, wings. You know what? Just because

of that, you know, I'm done.

You can't. I'm leaving.

I'm leaving, okay? If you leave, I'm just going to end the stream. No, don't

end the stream cuz that would be bad, but you know what, dude?

Honestly?

How the [ __ ] did he do that?

[clears throat] He disappeared.

I wanted to be able to do cool stuff like that.

That's [ __ ] on Mac. You don't want a Mac. Don't worry, I got it. I got it.

Mac. Don't worry, I got it. I got it.

I'm going to disappear, too. Twiggy's

not [ __ ] special.

Don't end the stream. Okay, you better not. Okay, you're the one who ran.

not. Okay, you're the one who ran.

the stream. Twiggy's not special. I can

do that. Anybody can do that, really.

Watch. I mean, too. Hey chat, I'm going to disappear.

SEE YOU.

[laughter] THAT'S FUNNY.

I'VE NEVER SEEN THAT CLIP. THAT'S THE

first time I've seen this clip.

It's funny.

Uh okay. Here we go.

okay. Here we go.

[ __ ] rain. Too many fat people on one side. That's the issue. Oh god. This is

side. That's the issue. Oh god. This is

where me and Steak both broke our backs.

So, he jumps in, lands on this concrete, and he doesn't make a single [ __ ] word. He doesn't go ow, nothing. Like,

word. He doesn't go ow, nothing. Like,

oh [ __ ] I hit the ground. Nothing. He

says nothing like a [ __ ] idiot. So,

I'm thinking it's fine to do. So, I do it.

[laughter] There goes steak.

Yeah, no, they actually popped it. You

can see it just like slowly deflating.

Oh, YOU GOT MY LEG. OW. UNBELIEVABLE.

NOW [screaming] HE SAYS, "AFTER I [ __ ] HIT THE GROUND." HE GOES, "I JUST HIT THE GROUND."

[laughter] AH, SEE, THAT'S A SHAME. WE COULD HAVE MORE FUN with this.

I had a lot of fun with Bro, when I hit the [ __ ] ground, I'm not joking.

For a split second, like I was paralyzed in pain.

[laughter] For like for like half a second, I was like, "I'm dead."

Bro, [laughter] it was bad, dude. It was bad. My [ __ ] back was throbbing the rest of [ __ ] fat camp. And like it sucked, dude.

fat camp. And like it sucked, dude.

[laughter] It was so bad. Like I'm not even I'm I'm not even hyping it up more than what it was. Like it sucked. It was not good.

was. Like it sucked. It was not good.

All right.

I know the next day I hit him up and I was like, "Yo, how's your back feeling?"

He's like, "It [ __ ] hurts."

Uh and apparently this is the clip they have for Boogie.

[laughter] Uh there's so many clips on Boogie. I

can't believe that's the one they picked, but it is what it is. It's a

newer clip. Look,

at the end of the day, y'all, I love this place.

I love this community.

And I love the host that we uh uh that we have here.

And I know they're uh all capable of uh putting on great shows and entertaining you.

They're all very very unique characters.

And their value is not just them, but it's like their show.

It's the fact that they're a part of this universe.

I hear like all the time, all the [ __ ] this thing is dying, the LC is dying.

You need to do this cuz it's dying. It's

dying. It's dying.

We get so caught up in the [ __ ] negative [ __ ] that happens all the [ __ ] time, that we lose sight of why we're here in the [ __ ] first place.

We're all [ __ ] here cuz this shit's addicting.

And it is entertaining.

And we are a [ __ ] community.

Every day when I [ __ ] wake up, there's like six or seven major story lines of [ __ ] that's happening.

Like it just never [ __ ] stops.

And the parallels to that is life.

It always goes on.

Personalities, they may quit.

They may get fired.

But the show will go on.

And if the show doesn't go on, and the show ends, the universe will go on.

This [ __ ] doesn't even make sense.

It doesn't make sense on paper.

If I tried to pitch this before I created the LCU, everyone would would think that I was [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] when I tried to launch Lol Cow

Live with just me, Wings and Boogie and Tommy C or whatever, and there was no one else involved, there was no universe,

they thought I was [ __ ] None of this makes sense.

The [ __ ] sucks.

It's horrible.

It's not good.

But, that's what makes it good?

Try to wrap your head around that.

All I know is this, is that the viewer ain't going anywhere.

The viewer is going to keep viewing.

[music] Yee haw, [ __ ] It's Saturday night.

I hit the wrong button. I hit THE WRONG [ __ ] BUTTON. I'M DRUNK.

He sits in [music] every cloud in like a Jew in a brand new suit.

[music] Beat up by the book, [singing] he got a hot take for every boot.

He watched every [music] LCU show with a cold one in his hand.

It's my Mr. B. [music]

He'd write a novel [singing] on command.

Say that host [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] [singing] You [ __ ] are you [ __ ]

kidding me right now? Hello.

Hey, go live.

What? I have nobody to redirect to.

Who am I sending Who am I sending 2,000 people to? You want it?

people to? You want it?

Yeah.

Yeah.

That's what I thought.

[ __ ] Okay. Good. Hurry Hurry up.

Okay.

[ __ ] I thought I was cooking.

I thought I WAS DOING GOOD.

I [ __ ] WE YOU KNOW, BEFORE I played the outro music, we had 2,000 viewers.

I'm about to redirect to someone. OH,

WAIT.

NO ONE'S LIVE.

BRO, WHAT IS THIS [ __ ] Now I'm going to sit here and just shoot [ __ ] with y'all until someone goes live.

I just yelled at Foxy.

Let's give Boss a chance. Who knows?

Who knows?

Keem, you're live, homie.

I know, and I can't leave until I can redirect to someone.

Yo, I redirected like 2,000 people over to Reapers today.

And you know what they did?

They started covering the same thing I [ __ ] did.

Now, if I send you 2,000 people that already seen the whole thing with Zeta Ray, why the [ __ ] would you cover Zeta Ray?

Does that make any [ __ ] sense?

I'm sorry, Xylee, Josh. I don't think anyone over there is [ __ ] like doing math in their head.

That was [ __ ] [ __ ] I redi- I just covered Zeta Ray, and I redirected to Jester, and they started playing the same clips that they seen on Jester.

So, everyone [ __ ] off and left.

I think they retained like a hundred of those people.

I mean, you'd have to be a [ __ ] [ __ ] to cover the same [ __ ] that you just got redirected from. I mean, that's just

redirected from. I mean, that's just insane, dude. This is what I'm talking

insane, dude. This is what I'm talking about with this low-effort [ __ ] Bro, you send me a redirect, and you just covered the story, I ain't touching that

story. All I'm going to do

story. All I'm going to do is is like talk about it, play no clips.

I'm going to talk about it, be like, "Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah, we just seen everything on Jester. Yeah, Keem covered that. Yeah, Zeta done [ __ ] up. But,

that. Yeah, Zeta done [ __ ] up. But,

here's some other [ __ ] that y'all don't know that is happening in the LCU." Those [ __ ] are staying to watch Reapers then.

You're not forcing them to loop. The

Reapers today forced everybody to [ __ ] loop.

They're like, are you [ __ ] are you kidding me?

They're like, is Phantom live?

I'm not watching this [ __ ] again.

Someone someone message Phantom. Get him

to go live. Have him go work on the golf cart. I'd rather watch that.

cart. I'd rather watch that.

Bro, like what the [ __ ] WHAT IS JOSH DO over there?

Or one of y'all, either Zylbrad or Josh, one of you should have been like, hey.

We just got redirected 2,000 people. We

should probably not cover the same thing.

Just saying.

You know.

But you'd have you'd have to care about your content in order to come to that conclusion.

They played a clip that you didn't.

Okay, fair enough. That should be the only clip they play.

But Look, I didn't watch Reapers. I

redirected and I got all these [ __ ] complaints in the Discord that people were mad that they were forced to watch the same clips and [ __ ] And go over the same story.

So, that's what I heard.

I don't know. I didn't watch it.

All right.

Let me see here.

Bro, is Bus going live or what?

How is Is one live?

Bare with me, chat.

Nope, they they don't have a stream.

Hmm.

What do I do here?

What the [ __ ] do I do?

Thank you for the [music] five bombs.

At Joan SNN just gifted five memberships.

All right, guys. While we wait, everybody give me money that I don't deserve.

I mean, THAT'S A GOOD PLAN, RIGHT?

Everybody drop some gifted members, some TTS's with thoughts and opinions while we wait.

Good idea?

Any what?

ANY WHAT AT ALL?

FIRE A HOST?

[laughter] OH, [ __ ] WHO the [ __ ] would I fire?

[clears throat] Somebody said story of the LCU.

[laughter] Do a count down Do a Tina countdown?

All right.

You ready?

All All we're doing a Tina countdown. I

swear God, if you [ __ ] embarrass me and nobody [ __ ] gifts anything, I swear to God, I'm going to hate myself.

Don't do it. Come on.

You know how they talk about my fragile ego. Don't do this to me.

ego. Don't do this to me.

10 9 [ __ ] I can't even count. 8

7 6 5 4 3

2 1 Go! Oh my God, I can't see this. Oh my

Go! Oh my God, I can't see this. Oh my

God, dude, if you [ __ ] me if you [ __ ] me up right now, right? We're going to have some serious problem. If you [ __ ] if you play me right now, if you play me, I better hear a [ __ ] music or some

[ __ ] I will fake it. I will fake it. I

will fake it. I will play something I Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you. Thank you.

Bro, I almost got seriously embarrassed.

I almost got seriously [ __ ] embarrassed.

But Mom app 334 just gifted five memberships.

All right, yo, listen. Everyone be

quiet, right? Don't record this or anything.

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Phantom wrote a song for Foopur and it's really good. Keen, please play it. Shut

really good. Keen, please play it. Shut

the [ __ ] up.

You are not Are you serious right now?

Is that real? Where Where do I get this song?

Okay, apparently uh Bus is going live, so that's good.

Where do I get the song?

Can someone like put it in main chat or some [ __ ] Like how do I get it?

Uh I'm in main chat now.

Where do I get the song?

Bro.

Should he really be making a diss track on the woman he's obsessed with? That's

this seems like bad optics.

All right.

Uh we're going to hit play on this. See

what happens.

Hold up.

Hold up. Wait a minute.

I think we have it.

All right, here we go.

You played the game not a whole world, see it.

[music] Funny how it all comes back, huh?

Yeah.

Yo, turn my headphones up.

Yeah.

[music] [music] [music and singing] [music] [music] [music] [music] [music] Yo, Christina

baby in chat said Keem drinking.

It won't make you any better.

Christina, all the plastic surgeries in the world and the [ __ ] top education in this country would not make you any better. [ __ ] you trailer trash [ __ ]

better. [ __ ] you trailer trash [ __ ] [ __ ] You food stamp stupid [ __ ] dumb [ __ ] RIGHT? AND YOU'RE ONLY ON food stamps because you choose to be on

food stamps. Get the [ __ ] out my chat,

food stamps. Get the [ __ ] out my chat, [ __ ] You got no talent.

[music] [singing] Bro, ladies and gentlemen, this is the power of music.

I officially hate Fupa Cheese.

I hate James Holder.

And Phantom got [ __ ] over, bro. This

is the power of music.

This is the power of music.

This is why all the Taylor Swift [ __ ] Swifties run around hating on those men.

This is why they hate on those men, bro.

You know, Taylor Swift might be a [ __ ] that [ __ ] every single person with a name and then used her [ __ ] to write songs about them to be a billionaire.

Sure, that might be the truth, right?

But she made those songs to manipulate those women into thinking that the men were evil. Not the [ __ ] Taylor Swift,

were evil. Not the [ __ ] Taylor Swift, the men were evil. All right?

Fandom has convinced me [ __ ] Foopa.

[ __ ] James Holder.

Fandom was done dirty. And this is the power of music, people. It's the power of music. Yo, Fandom is deserved a

of music. Yo, Fandom is deserved a billion dollars over this. I want to hear it again. I WANT TO [ __ ] FOO- I'VE I'LL NEVER LIKE FOOPA after this song.

After this song I don't give a [ __ ] He can stare in your windows all day long. I'm still I'm going to defend him. Uh legally, this is a joke. Legally, I'm drunk. Legally, to

a joke. Legally, I'm drunk. Legally, to

the attorneys and stuff, obviously sarcasm.

I will defend the [ __ ] out of him looking through your windows, bro. I

don't give a [ __ ] bro. This is a certified banger.

[music] Certified.

[music] Top of the charts.

We out the hood with this [ __ ] God damn, oh that was beautiful.

That was beautiful.

That was [ __ ] beautiful.

Yeah, [ __ ] that [ __ ] that trifling ho Foopa.

And that James Holder.

[ __ ] pick me James Holder. [ __ ] out of here, bro.

I'm team Fandom after that song. I don't

give a [ __ ] I don't care, bro.

I don't give a [ __ ] I don't give a a A A DAMN [ __ ] YO, CHAT, LET ME ASK YOU. DO YOU GIVE A

DAMN [ __ ] AFTER HEARING THE PAIN IN THAT SONG?

BRO, I'M TEAM FANDOM. I'M TEAM FANDOM, BRO.

Maybe I won't be if she didn't rage quit that [ __ ] Queens episode.

BOB TEAM PHANTOM RIGHT NOW.

ALL RIGHT, WE'RE GOING to bus.

Lol cow. Bro, where is bus at?

Is this [ __ ] live?

Okay, they are live.

All right, I'm sending you over there.

[laughter] Bro, I'm not only sending you over there, but I think Fupa might be there.

Thank you guys for all the support.

Thank you for the amazing show. It was

fun getting drunk with my homies in the community. Uh I got to go tend to my

community. Uh I got to go tend to my girlfriend. Excuse me, I'm going to get

girlfriend. Excuse me, I'm going to get beat for that. Fiancée. See you guys.

He clap when the crowd got loud [music] and said that clap was fake. Man, it

really piled up with [music] no taste just to show what's at stake.

He's got a sharp little [music] grin and a bigger pile of doubt. Every time the credits roll, he's the one that drives them out of the viewer.