The Big Aquarius Bang of March 2026 Prediction

Let's talk about the mass conjunction in Aquarius. And yes, I do have many

Aquarius. And yes, I do have many douchmans. A little

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So, as you know, the big cluster of Mars, Mercury, Rahu, Venus, Sun are all in Aquarius right now, but especially

they're going to move. But till like April, you're going to have Rahu, Mars, Mercury in Aquarius.

While Mercury is going to retrograde, I think what? Tomorrow or the day after

think what? Tomorrow or the day after tomorrow.

I think it's going to get stationed and then go retrograde while Jupiter from Gemini cuz it's going to be direct. Well, it's not going to be

direct till March 11th. So, but it's going to go direct soon. Okay? So, right

now it's not really going to affect this conjunction till March 11th. Okay? But

here's the thing.

Aquarius is this one sign out of all the zodiacs that can make you go crazy as an

astrologer.

Okay, this is that one sign that is undefinable.

And I'm not talking from some book thing. I'm not even talking from some

thing. I'm not even talking from some course thing. I'm talking about from

course thing. I'm talking about from like these experience of readings.

Aquarius, you can look at it is the real epicenter and downtown of an earthquake.

Okay.

Aquarius has literally every and all energy in it.

Aquarius. You want to know like one word to define Aquarius? It's crazy.

It's crazy.

Eccentric.

It is a sign that is going to surprise you.

It is a sign that while it's taking you onto this road which is curving right and it'll

find some path to go suddenly left or vice versa.

It is the sign that is chaotic, scientific, organized, allinone.

And now you're bringing these energies into play.

And what I'm going to discuss here literally I don't have to even discuss the ascendant because the way I'm going to define this

you're all going to experience these things. You may already be experiencing

things. You may already be experiencing these things cuz you got to understand one thing when people say okay I'm not buying into this. Well Aquarius sign or

two charts will be different for two different people. Okay.

different people. Okay.

How many of you woke up this morning and brushed your teeth, had yourself a tea or a coffee, took a shower,

washed your face?

I can just take a guess and it might be a very good educated guess. Probably out

of the 8 billion, let's just say two billion people. So you're telling me

billion people. So you're telling me those two billion people are not reacting with the same things in the morning.

Two charts are different, two energies are different.

Yet both those people wake up in a morning and go to work.

We are very much same as individuals.

We do these similar things every day and we inspire or aspire to conquer these certain things every day.

Okay.

So the very first thing that the two things you have to always keep in mind when you're understanding these things from a perspective of what's going to happen

okay with this sign for for me until like literally April 2, April 3 before things settle down and move

although they're really not going to move because Rahu the master the ring master is going to be there till December.

But we're simply talking about this cluster.

The two things you want to remember about this Aquarius sign and people forget it each and every time.

I don't even care about the nakshhatras actually.

The two things remember it's a air sign.

There's lot of air in this and this is not the air of Gemini of communication.

This is not the air of Libra. That cold

breeze that makes you just feel relaxed.

This is the siren going off of tornado about to come in. That's Aquarius

because it's the highest point of the wind.

It is that maximum cluster of wind.

And not only that, Aquarius people don't realize it is a water sign more than even air sign.

Find out and again this is you're not going to get this from any sort of book or lecture. It's

nobody can teach you this until and this is why I tell people go do readings.

Start looking at people's charts and start talking about the chart.

Aquarius have so much depth of emotions in it.

Aquarius people will cry like that easily.

Liquid water.

This is why I said this is the epicenter of a zodiac sign.

Aquarius is water. Aquarius is air. and

fire these three not much for earth but it is three these three elements but it is an air sign

okay and it's a air sign that surprises you because who controls this Aquarius sign is Rahu and Saturn

Saturn shows the stability of society in Aquarius while Rahu is going to say no you cannot have yin

without the yen you're bringing stability I'm going to bring the chaos in society that's why everything is normal fine people going daily work life

and then boom suddenly protests are occurring one group is fighting the other group

the next thing that you have to understand about Aquarius Aquarius regardless of where it's placed it's a bad time

badak as in it causes some obstruction and problem.

So you will see with these planets in the sign of Aquarius, Mercury is there.

Mercury is what? Mercury's memory.

Mercury's documents, information, data.

Mars represents fire. Mars represents

fire. Mars represents technical things, sharp things. Mars is

the one that injures you. And if it wants to, it'll take a sphere and put it directly through your heart without ever even thinking about it.

And now and you have Venus and Sun compromise agreements logic, authority,

and Rahu is just like great come into my mix and I'm going to make a curry out of you all.

And Jupiter when it goes direct, Jupiter's like, oh, you're making curry.

Ah, you're making it small. Let me make it a let me give you a bigger pen to make this curry.

So you will see first of all Saturn is in Pisces and all these guests have come into the sign of Saturn to stay for this one

month and Saturn is in Uttrad while in Pisces.

So don't forget the lord of that the main lord of that sign.

So during this period maximum amount of people are going to somehow someway focus and getting things done related to

health. Health becomes a very important

health. Health becomes a very important aspect for all of you. One way or the

other you are going to focus on and even deal with certain health related things

with Mars Mercury being there.

Okay. Especially with Venus, many people will be going to dentist focusing on teeth, taking care of their teeth.

Maximum of you and this is why it's very important.

I don't want to go Aries and Taurus and Gemini because then you guys can skip and lose this information.

If you have a hard drive, you better make a second copy right now of your hard drive.

And I've already gone through this about 6 months ago. Losing my hard drive

information and documents of property you're going to be dealing with.

Many people will get notices and uh bills connected to their taxes during this month. I'm not saying you're going to file taxes because that is a

tax season and everybody's filing taxes.

I'm saying you're going to get documents connected with that.

The other thing you will also see many people with this particular conjunction will have to deal with water element in their

home.

You will have to either add or get additional water and purifying that water.

And many of you will deal with plumbing issues in your home.

Somehow somewhere you'll fix something connected with plumbing, add some machine connected to refinement of the water.

Then the other thing majority of you will also deal with is that if you're dealing with any plans

connected to some organized event or you're attending some organized event, those things will not happen on schedule

as you wanted.

Those schedules will shift.

There will be many changes and especially when you attend a large group setting especially from March I think it was March 5th or 6th I was

looking at you will see heated arguments and debates will take place and you're going to become that part of that debate and argument

and like I said the other person is also going to deal with this cluster of planets you're dealing with cluster of planets but of the party will make

headless decisions.

When it comes to communication, your communication becomes so direct, straightforward, and you create this argument in your head that you have one and you're going to say this and you're

going to do this and you're going to then reply with this particular uh you know answer and message.

And this is where you will create a cluster mess for yourself. So please

please whether it's a group chat, some zoom meeting or you are attending some large event,

be the smartest person in the group.

Who's the smartest person in a group?

When there's a large group of people, six, seven, eight, and more, the one who stays the most quiet,

that's the person that actually is the winner of that particular organized event.

This is a time to observe because again, what did I say? This is

an air sign and this is a sign of tornado and Mercury is getting caught up in it.

with the sharpness of Mars, with the heat of the sun and at the same time because Venus is

involved, Venus will create the chaos in relationship due to communications.

Okay that's this is going to happen with majority of the people.

The other thing with Aquarius sign most people will suddenly now you will see there will be this if there's a way

to look at the graph of worlds moving you will see technology that you have never used that you didn't want to use you'll be using that technology

you'll be getting somehow involved in some new technology and what is a new technology right Now AI one way or the other either you're going to get interested

you're going to use it you're going to learn about it okay the other thing many of you

will unknowingly sign a document without knowing the details of things.

So when you sign any document this month whether is some online documents some receipt you're signing digitally on some

store you better make sure of the numbers numbers are going to get lost and when Mercury gets retrograde you will see many people

will overpay for something transaction will multiply you try to buy one thing suddenly you added two or three items at the same

time, you paid for them.

And now you're going to have to go back and go for that return.

With the ascendant, we can see which part of the, you know, um, life you'll be dealing with this. That's the simple part.

with this. That's the simple part.

As long as you understand this and you're aware of this uh entire global understanding of this

conjunction, you don't need to worry about the houses.

I want to make astrology so simple so easy for you that how about let's not even dive into the houses and the ascendant

because just like I said earlier just like you woke up today washed your face and brushed your teeth there are million people who did the same thing with different ascendant different nakshatra

different everything but there was this one main thing that happened between the between people Okay.

So this is this is something that you have to just really get through your consciousness.

On the other thing this is you will see many people who have siblings especially brothers

either there will be useless argument over something small or they will call you that some big mishap has happened with some information and they need your

help and then you have to come and rescue them and who's playing this part of rescue is Rahu Rahu can create chaos

and then once it has created chaos, it goes and say, "Okay, I'll rescue."

Which is kind of like the theme of the world governments.

We'll create a mess.

We'll let have people fight each other and then we'll come in and we'll make things right and else we'll save them and we'll have the media already under our belt.

They'll take away the story. They'll

bring this story up. So organ it's like orahu is this organized chaos.

Okay.

On the other hand, Aquarius is the number one sign which I have seen more than Scorpio.

Aquarius is a sign of a cult.

You will see the month of March.

It becomes this awakening month for many many new astrology believers who suddenly get into astrology that

they could never even stand astrology because Mars Rahu are there.

Why is Mars Rahu connected with astrology?

Because one is controlling Aquarius, the other controls Scorpio. Do you know

more? We all look at Ketu and Jupiter

more? We all look at Ketu and Jupiter and Mercury for astrology.

Without Mars, you can't be a great astrologer because you can't provide you can't deal with things with logic and statistics that your brain has to calculate.

reasoning, calculative, technical reasoning.

And what is Aquarius? Aquarius is forth from Scorpio.

The happiness, the output, who created you?

What created that interest in the occult?

It's Aquarius.

Aquarius. And this is why vuna satabish is at the heart of Aquarius which is the stars.

Just like Aries is your birth but who's responsible for your birth? It is the mother. The fourth fourth from any

mother. The fourth fourth from any planet or sign is responsible for that sign.

Okay.

So with Mars and especially by after March 11th when Jupiter goes direct

and now begins to look at for a few days it'll look at sun but mainly it'll be Mercury and especially Mars and Rahu.

So with so what you really want to understand is because of these quick moving planets Mars, Rahu and Jupiter

this is the connectivity that is happening here and this is the connectivity of scientific breakthroughs or breakthrough

in your own personal life.

This is that one month. Majority of the people, regardless of which house this conjunction is happening in, you're going to have a breakthrough of a

magnitude level. Like, why wasn't I

magnitude level. Like, why wasn't I doing this? Oh my god, this is what I

doing this? Oh my god, this is what I should have been doing. You know that awakening moment that you sometimes get in your life?

You're like, this is it. Oh, I have to do this. This

is the play of Jupiter Mars Ra.

Jupiter is the wisdom.

Mars is that energy that lights that wisdom.

And Rahu is that energy that expands that wisdom.

Meaning you can see far ahead with Rahu.

So if Rahu is macrocosm, obviously Ketu is the microcosm.

And Mars is responsible because Mars is dya the body many you will see once don't like

Mercury is going to be retrograde okay so Mercury now technically if you look at it from a naughty perspective it'll start behaving like it's in Capricorn in the 7th house

but with Jupiter Mars Rahu breakthrough in your own health happens You will come to a certain decision and awakening related to your own body, your

own health.

Millions of you will be finally realizing, I shouldn't be doing this and I shouldn't be eating this and I'm going to do this instead.

And especially here Mars, Mars with an Aquarius brings in money, opportunity for money.

And Mars in Aquarius, okay, shuts your obstacle down. Your

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Okay, this is this is like one of those places with Mars that is really the one thing that

whatever obstacle and or whatever you feel is the enemy in your life will be destroyed.

For Aries ascendant, it will be their health. For Taurus

ascendant, it'll be that obstacle connected with education.

For Gemini ascendant, it'll be concerning of the home.

For Cancer, it'll be concerning with siblings and communications efforts.

Leo, it will be with their money, family, and food.

For Virgo, it's going to be their health.

Libra is going to be their expenses and investments.

For Scorpio, it is going to be with their social circle.

With Sagittarius is going to be their work and workplaces and the people in the workplaces.

For Capricorn, it will be their higher knowledge, their mentors and fathers and bosses.

And for especially Aquarius, this is the time, this is the time of finding

the clear path that is holding you back from transforming your life.

While for Pisces, it brings about that breakthrough in your relationship and marriage or issues that have been stuck with your marriage and relationships.

Now remember what I said, Aquarius is bad, okay?

Meaning it creates some obstruction there.

It creates some blockages there.

regardless of the ascendant. You could

be a Taurus, okay? And Capricorn is going to be your bad, the sign that represents obstruction. Aquarius is

represents obstruction. Aquarius is going to be for everyone.

And with all of these planets in Aquarius, okay, the one thing that this conjunction is trying to define you is

that you are your biggest obstacle and you need to find a breakthrough from your own limitations.

We always think it's an exterior thing.

It's something else that is hindering us and blocking us. It is you because Mars is there in Aquarius

and Rahu is going to show Rahu is the real reveal of the truth.

Why is Rahu the reveal of the truth? It

was Rahu who saw the deception that was happening.

during the samudra mantan when rahu was swam bharu was created into rahu.

So rahu is the one who can see and break through through all the truths in life.

This is why Rahu is a scientist.

Rahu can become a magician with Mercury and moon.

But Rahu is a scientist. It needs that breakthrough. It needs to prove that

breakthrough. It needs to prove that this is what's happening. Now, what is the biggest positive factor here?

Because I like to look at the positive side of things after March 11th. The positive aspect being the obvious pun here because Jupiter's ninth aspect is on this

conjunction. If it was the fifth aspect

conjunction. If it was the fifth aspect of Jupiter on this conjunction, let's say from the um sign of Taurus or not

the sign of uh Taurus, sorry. uh it will be from sign of Libra.

Jupiter will be like I need to create something out of this. I'm going to throw my dishi okay because Jupiter this is why Jupiter is a significant of children

because his fifth aspect is to create something.

No other planet has been given that particular aspect.

They have been given that aspect but at a very lower level.

Jupiter is 100%. That's why it's the kak of children. That's why is the

of children. That's why is the significator of your pitri because ninth aspect is on pitri. Ninth aspect

represents the ninth house.

And there's different level of this like sun is the DNA of the petri that's coming through to create you. Rahu is

specifically representing the paternal side of the lineage.

And Jupiter is showing overall because you are not born in just the same family over and over again. You

could be born today in a Hindu family.

Tomorrow you will be born in a Christian family in your next birth.

We already have the best evidence which is life of Shrien.

Right?

So ninth aspect and ninth house is what?

Ninth house is blessings. Ninth house is luck. So here Jupiter this is why the

luck. So here Jupiter this is why the world should be thankful for Jupiter in this particular case.

It gives that blessings to this particular cluster. And this is why if

particular cluster. And this is why if you looked at looked at my wordings in the beginning, so you're going to focus on your health and you're going to go do things to change yourself. It's not

saying, "Okay, health. Okay, that's it.

You're done."

Because Jupiter is there.

Okay?

And especially this is why Jupiter is also going to kind of right at the last moment try to protect you with the

mishaps that you make with documents, paperwork, information, data. You'll see

many of you who are in IT and softwares which actually I'm dealing with on an enormous level especially like right now for the past

two months I am swamped with H1B visa readings and not even just like the whole world literally I was surprised

just like Texas itself like majority of them are there that's why I haven't even been able to like make interesting videos because it's

like day to night I'm dealing with that but um I lost my train of thought. So yeah, so the one thing that I was saying here,

especially for the IT professionals, okay, be very careful when you're working with your coding, when you're working with

whatever it is that you do.

I feel like the software engineers are different than IT is different and AI is different. For me, it's just all of that

different. For me, it's just all of that computer science, okay? Because here especially knowing

okay? Because here especially knowing the sensitiv sensitivity of your visa and all of these things making mistakes

is kind of like that tick mark, right?

You're getting that strike.

The only people that will greatly be able to accelerate during this time is who have Mercury retrograde in their own birth chart.

Okay. And also one of the great things for Mercury being retrograde in the sign of Aquarius cuz it's going from Aquarius to Capricorn. Capricorn is

what work is where you're working. So

think about this. This is how you want to start understanding astrology.

Mercury is taking that information, the vast information, the vast technical information from Aquarius and it's going to start implying into your professional life.

So, it helps in this particular retrograde because it's going from Aquarius to Capricorn, not Pisces to Aquarius.

So thankfully it's going to skip that particular part because Pisces and Aquarius are two very lost and confused signs.

The other thing that happens with this and this is where you have to be very realistic. People like Aquarius is the

realistic. People like Aquarius is the sign of desire.

Okay. Many of you will suddenly desire to open up businesses.

Sudden desire for entrepreneurialship becomes active.

But the thing is Aquarius doesn't really provide the logic behind that business. It says

yes, let's do this. Let's awaken this.

Let's transform this. Why? Because

Aquarius is forth from Scorpio.

It is create it is the creation of Scorpio. So Aquarius is actually a

Scorpio. So Aquarius is actually a bigger transformative sign. People like

I told you it's going to look for transformation. Many people are going to

transformation. Many people are going to sign up for businesses this and that and it's not something that you want to do just because you had this zeal towards

that business because Mercury is going retrograde.

Mercury is not just moving direct.

This is only between now and Mar and April 2nd. This is only for planning.

April 2nd. This is only for planning.

Plan. Don't form anything. Just plan.

Planning because remember Rahu is five indrias.

Rahu loves to strategize.

See Ketu is a person who's in a lab creating something. Rahu is the person

creating something. Rahu is the person who takes that thing that has been created. It's like all right, how do we

created. It's like all right, how do we market this to the world?

How do we get this into this marketplace and that marketplace and how do we get the capital for this? Okay, we need $3 billion. Okay, fine. Let's do this. It's

billion. Okay, fine. Let's do this. It's

kind of like somebody who's working at Mckenzie or Bane or Deote.

These are very Rahu like individuals.

They're not Ketu individual.

Ketu is the one that doesn't want to be in that place. It wants to be in a place where the research is involved.

Rahu is about whatever you have done, I'll make it better and I will present it in a way that is just going to glorify everything and especially right now millions

billions of you will cut off your social circles or you will feel ostracized from social circles.

You will see there will be a spring cleaning naturally. We're reaching

cleaning naturally. We're reaching spring as well. People will do script spring cleaning in their social media.

You will do that.

Somebody said something on the post, you didn't like it. You're like, what? Why

am I even friends with this person?

Click unfriend.

So, a lot of like these sudden and because remember Rahu is that sudden energy. Aquarius is that sudden energy.

energy. Aquarius is that sudden energy.

In spur of the moment you will cut relationships off or con connections off with people.

Is it good or bad? That's something that we will see that okay you're going through a bad dasha. The transits of these other planets are not so conducive

with your ascendant or from the moon. So

don't take these actions of cutting people off. You'll regret that later.

people off. You'll regret that later.

But overall this is what you're going to be dealing with.

because those other people are also having this conjunction with Mars Mercury retrograde aggressive communication over Rahu which is online and it's going to piss many people off and like okay that's it I don't want to

follow this I don't want to deal with this so the whatever I'm saying here literally like I said the way I

represented this is going to apply to all it might apply in different section that doesn't matter Like if I'm telling you, don't walk here. You're going to get hurt. You're

here. You're going to get hurt. You're

like, "No, no, okay. Go to the body part that's going to get hurt. Where's that

body part? Oh, cancer ascendant. Let me

let me go directly to that point.

Oh, let me go. Oh, Pisces ascend. Let me

go directly to that point." I'm just telling you this is what's going to be happening. Instead of worrying about,

happening. Instead of worrying about, okay, how do I not get hurt? You're

like, which body part is going to be hurt?

You see there's a little bit of logic there, but you're missing the wisdom of that logic.

Okay. So, and then I might do all the ascendants on my car vlogs, which I haven't touched cuz like I told you, I'm like swamped. I'm swamped with these

like swamped. I'm swamped with these visa related issue like mainly Canada, US, and especially like recently just been Texas.

So anyway, I'll try to get that done.

And obviously, I've made a whole bunch of videos on marriage course, especially using Jupiter as the planet that is responsible for marriage. I'm actually

going to put the most interesting chart, the reading that I did today. I'm like,

I have to share this particular analysis there. So, I'll be doing that today. All

there. So, I'll be doing that today. All

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