The Classic Ones from Season 1 | Friends

Hi.

This guy says hello. I want to kill myself.

Are you okay, sweetie?

I just feel like someone reached down my throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth, and tied it around my neck.

Cookie.

Carol moved her stuff out today.

Let me get you some coffee.

Thanks.

No. Oh, no. No. Don't stop cleansing my aura.

Don't just leave my aura alone. Okay.

I'll be fine. All right. Really,

everyone? I hope she'll be very happy.

No, you don't.

No, I don't. To hell with her. She left

me.

And you never knew she was a lesbian.

No. Okay. Why does everyone keep fixating on that?

She didn't know. How should I know?

Sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.

Did I say that out loud?

All right, Ross. Look, you're feeling a lot of pain right now. You're angry.

You're hurting. Can I tell you what the answer is?

Strip joint.

Come on. You're single. Have some

hormones.

See, but I don't want to be single.

Okay. Hey, I just I just I just want to be married again.

And I just want a million dollars.

Listen to me. It's like all of my life, everyone has always told me, "You're a shoe. You're a shoe. You're a shoe.

shoe. You're a shoe. You're a shoe.

You're a shoe." And then today, I just stopped and I said, "What if I don't want to be a shoe? What if I want to be a a purse, you know, or or or a hat?"

No, I don't want you to buy me a hat.

I'm saying that I am a H. It's a

metaphor. Daddy,

you can see where you'd have trouble.

Look, Daddy, it's my life.

Well, well, maybe I'll just stay here with Monica.

Well, I guess we've established you staying here with Monica.

Well, maybe that's my decision.

Well, maybe I don't need your money.

Wait. Wait. I said maybe.

Guess what?

You got a job.

Are you kidding? I'm trained for nothing.

I was laughed at 12 interviews today.

And yet you're surprisingly upbeat.

Well, you would be too if you found Joan and David boots on sale, 50% off.

Oh, how well you know me.

They're my new I don't need a job. I

don't need my parents. I've got great boots. Boots.

boots. Boots.

How'd you pay for them?

Uh, credit card.

And who pays for that?

Um, my father.

Come on. You can't live off your parents your whole life.

I know that. That's why I was getting married.

Give her a break. It's hard being on your own for the first time.

Thank you. You're welcome. I remember

when I first came to this city, I was 14. My mom had just killed herself and

14. My mom had just killed herself and my stepdad was back in prison. And I got here and I didn't know anybody. And I

ended up living with this albino guy who was like cleaning windshields outside Port Authority. And then he killed

Port Authority. And then he killed himself.

And then I found aromatherapy. So

believe me, I know exactly how you feel.

The word you're looking for is anyway.

All right. You ready?

I don't think so. Oh, come on. Cut, cut,

cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut cut.

Hey, welcome to the real world. It

sucks. You're going to love it.

Don't tell me. Don't tell me.

Decaf cappuccino for Joey, coffee black latte, and a nice tea. I'm getting pretty good at this.

Excellent.

Good for me.

Oh, hey.

It's worse than the thumb.

This is so unfair.

Oh, poison scissors.

So, I have a flaw. Big deal. Like Joey's

constant knuckle cracking isn't annoying. And Ross with his over

annoying. And Ross with his over pronouncing every single word. And

Monica with that snort when she laughs.

I mean, what the hell is that thing?

I accept all those flaws. Why can't you accept me for this?

Does the knuckle cracking bother everybody?

Well, I I could live without it.

Was it like a little annoying or is it like when Phoebe chews her hair?

Oh, now don't listen to him, Feebs. All

right. I think it's endearing.

Oh, you do. Do you?

Now, there's nothing wrong with speaking correctly.

Indeed, there isn't.

I should really get back to work.

Yeah. Otherwise, someone might get what they actually ordered.

Well, the hair comes out and the gloves come off.

Right.

I don't have a plan.

Pizza guy. Thank God.

Phoebe, what do you have a plan?

I don't even have a plan.

I want a mushroom, green pepper, and onion.

No, no, no, that's not what we ordered.

We ordered a fat-free crust with extra cheese.

Wait, you're not G Stephanopoulos?

Oh man, my dad's going to kill me. Wait,

did you say G Stephanopoulos?

Yeah. Yeah, this one goes across the street. I must have given him yours. Oh,

street. I must have given him yours. Oh,

bonehead. Bonehead.

Wait, was this a a small Mediterranean guy with curiously intelligent good looks?

Yeah, it sounds about right.

Was he Was he wearing a stunning blue suit and and a power tie?

No, pretty much just a towel.

Oh god. Oh god.

So, you guys want me to take this back?

WHAT ARE YOU NUTS? WE'VE GOT GEORGE STEPHANOPOULOS'S PIZZA.

UH, FEES.

Who is George Snuffelophagus?

That's Pig Bird's friend.

I see pizza. Oh, I want to see. Let me

see. Let me see. Hello. Who are we spying on? You know the White House

spying on? You know the White House advisor, Clinton's campaign guy. The one

with the great hair, sexy smile, really cute butt.

Oh, him, the little guy. Oh, I love him.

Oh, wait. Wait. I see a woman. Tell me

it's his mother. It's

definitely not his mother.

Oh, no. Wait. She's walking across the floor. She's walking. She's walking.

floor. She's walking. She's walking.

She's going for THE PIZZA. HEY, THAT'S

NOT FOR YOU, OKAY, let's do laundry.

That was amazing.

I can't even send back soup.

Well, that's that's because you're such a sweet, gentle uh um uh do you uh do Oh, hey, you must need detergent.

What's that?

Us.

It's uh It's new. It's German. It's

extra tough.

Ra, do you are you going to separate those?

Oh god.

Oh, am I being like a total laundry span? I mean, am I supposed to use like

span? I mean, am I supposed to use like one machine for shirts and another machine for pants?

Have you Have you never done this before?

Well, not myself, but I know other people that have.

Okay, you caught me. I'm a laundry virgin.

Uh well, don't worry. I'll use the gentle side.

Okay. Um

uh basically, you want to use one machine for all your whites.

Whites.

Okay. A whole another machine for for your colors and and a third for uh your uh

uh delicates. And that would be your

uh delicates. And that would be your bras and your under panty things.

Okay. Well, what about these are white cotton panties. Would they go with

cotton panties. Would they go with whites or with delicates?

Uh, that that that would be a judgment call.

You got the clothes clean. Now that's

the important part.

Oh, I guess. Except everything looks like jammies now.

Oh, I'm sorry. Excuse me. We had this cart.

Yeah, well, I had a 24 in waist. You

lose things now. Come on. Get out of my way.

I'm sorry. You know, maybe I wasn't being clear. Uh, this was our car.

being clear. Uh, this was our car.

Hey, hey, hey. There aren't any CLOTHES IN IT.

HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY. QUIT MAKING UP RULES.

Let's go. Come on. THIS IS MY CAR. I

THOUGHT IT WAS.

ALL RIGHT. LISTEN, MINTY. If you want this cart, you're going to have to take me with it.

Did you see that?

You were incredible.

A brand new woman, ladies and gentlemen.

Thank you. Thank you. I could not have done this without you.

Okay. Um uh more clothes in the dryer.

Everybody sh uh Central Perk is proud to present the music of Miss Phoebe Buffet.

Thanks. Hi. Um I want to start with a song that's about that moment when you suddenly realize what life is really all about. Okay, here we go.

about. Okay, here we go.

Okay, thank you very much. New York City has no power. And the milk is getting

sour, but to me it is not scary. Cuz I

stay away from dairy.

It's that Victoria's Secret model.

Something something goodacre.

Hi, Mom. It's Jill.

She's right. It's Jill. Jill Goodacre.

Oh my god. I am trapped in an ATM vestibule with Jill Goodacre.

Is it a vestibule? Maybe it's an ATM.

Oh yeah, that is the part to focus on, you idiot.

Yeah, I'm fine. I'm just stuck at the bank. But an ATM vestibule.

bank. But an ATM vestibule.

Jill says vestibule. I'm going with vestibule.

I'm fine. No, I'm not alone.

I don't know. Some guy.

Oh, some guy.

Some guy. Hey, Jill. I saw you with some guy last night. Yes, he was some guy.

Would you like some gum?

Oh, is it sugarless?

Sorry, it's not.

Oh, then no thanks. What the hell was that?

Mental note, if Jill Goodacre offers you gum, you take it. If she offers you mangled animal carcass, you take it.

You know, on second thought, gum would be perfection.

Gum would be perfection.

Gum would be perfection. Could have said gum would be nice. Could have said I'll have a stick, but no, no, no, no, no.

For me, gum is perfection.

I loathe myself.

Okay. What next? Blow a bubble. A

bubble's good. It's got a uh boyish charm. It's impish.

charm. It's impish.

Here we go.

Now it's going in. Okay. Okay. It It's

okay. All I need to do is reach over and put it back in my mouth.

Good. Safe. We're back on track. And I'm

chewing someone else's gum.

This is not my gum. Oh my god. Oh my

god.

And now you're choking.

Are you all right?

Oh my god. YOU'RE CHOKING

BETTER.

YES.

Thank you. That was

That was perfection.

The most unbelievable thing has happened. Underdog has gotten away.

happened. Underdog has gotten away.

The balloon. No. No. The actual cartoon character.

Of course, the balloon.

It's all over the news. Right before he reached Macy's, he broke free and was spotted flying over Washington Square Park. I'm going to the roof. Who's with

Park. I'm going to the roof. Who's with

me?

I can't. I got to go.

Come on. An 80ft inflatable dog loose over the city. How often does that happen?

Almost never.

Got the keys.

Okay.

First saw the giant dog shadow fall over the park.

Yeah, but did they have to shoot him down? I mean, that was just mean.

down? I mean, that was just mean.

Okay. Right about now, the turkey should be crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside.

Why are we standing here?

We're waiting for you to open the door.

You've got the keys.

No, I don't.

Yes, you do. When we left, you said, "Got the keys." No, I didn't. I asked,

"Got the keys?"

No, no, no. You said got the keys.

Either of you have the keys.

The oven is on.

Oh, I've got to get my ticket.

Oh, wait. Wait. We have a copy of YOUR KEY.

WELL, THEY GET IT. GET IT.

HEY. HEY. That tone won't make me go any faster, Joey.

That one will.

I swear you said you HAD THE KEYS.

NO, I DIDN'T. I WOULDN'T SAY I had the keys unless I had the keys. I OBVIOUSLY

DID NOT HAVE THE KEYS.

OH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. ENOUGH

with the keys. No one say keys.

Why would I have the keys?

Aside from the fact that you said you had them, BUT I DIDN'T. WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE. WHY?

HAVE. WHY?

BECAUSE WHY? BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS MY RESPONSIBILITY. Is that I mean, isn't it

RESPONSIBILITY. Is that I mean, isn't it enough that I'm making Thanksgiving dinner for everyone? YOU KNOW, EVERYONE wants a DIFFERENT KIND OF POTATO. SO,

I'M MAKING different kinds of potatoes.

I MEAN, DOES ANYBODY care what kind of potatoes I want? NO. NO. NO. YOU KNOW,

JUST AS LONG AS PHOEBE gets her peas AND ONIONS AND MARIO GETS HIS TOTS AND get my first Thanksgiving and I IT'S ALL

BURNED AND I Hey, Monica. Only dogs can hear you now.

Hey, Monica. Only dogs can hear you now.

So, look, the door's open. Here we go.

Oh, well, turkeyy's burnt.

Potatoes are ruined. Potatoes are

ruined. Potatoes are ruined.

Here we come. Walking down the This doesn't smell like mom's.

No, it doesn't, does it? But you wanted lumps, Ross. WELL, HERE YOU GO, BUDDY.

lumps, Ross. WELL, HERE YOU GO, BUDDY.

YOU GOT ONE.

OH, GOD. This is great. The plane is gone, so I guess I'm stuck here with you guys.

Hey, we all had better plans. Okay. This

was nobody's first choice.

Oh, really? SO WHY WAS I BUSTING MY ASS TO MAKE THIS DELICIOUS THANKSGIVING DINNER?

YOU CALL IT DELICIOUS.

Why don't WE GO SEE IT?

STOP IT. STOP IT.

Now this feels like Thanksgiving.

Okay. Who wants light cheese and who wants dark cheese?

I don't even want to know about the dark cheese.

Does anybody want to split this with me?

Oh, I will.

You guys have to make a wish.

Make a wish.

Come on. You know Thanksgiving.

Woohoo. You got the bigger half. What'

you wish for?

The bigger half.

All right. I'd like to propose a toast.

Little toast here.

I know this isn't exactly the kind of Thanksgiving that all of you planned, but for me, this has been really great.

You know, I think because it didn't involve divorce or projectile vomiting.

Anyway, I was just thinking, I mean, if you'd gone to Veil or if you guys had been with your family or if you didn't have syphilis and stuff,

we wouldn't be all together, you know?

So, I guess what I'm trying to say is that uh I'm very thankful that all of your Thanksgiving sucked.

It's so sweet.

Thank you.

And hey, here's to a lousy Christmas and a crappy new year.

Here, guys. There's uh somebody I'd like you

guys. There's uh somebody I'd like you to meet.

Wait, wait. What is that? That would be Marcel. You want to say hi?

Marcel. You want to say hi?

No. No, I don't. Oh, he is precious.

Where did you get him?

My friend Bethl rescued him from some lab.

That is so cruel. Why? Why would a parent name their child Bethl?

Hey, that monkeyy's got a Ross on his ass.

Ros, is he going to live with you like in your apartment?

Yeah. I mean, it's been kind of quiet since Carol left. So,

why don't you just get a roommate?

Uh, I don't know. I think you reach a certain age, having a roommate is just kind of pathetic.

Uh, sorry, that's that's pathetive.

la.

No, no, no, no. We're done. We're done.

So, what do you think?

I think it's the most beautiful table I've ever seen.

I know.

So, how does this work? Going to balance the plates on these little guys heads?

Who cares? We'll eat at the sink. Come

on.

Heads up, ROSS.

SCORE.

You suck.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

That is it. You just barge in here. You

don't knock. YOU HAVE NO RESPECT FOR ANYBODY'S PRIVACY.

WAIT. NO. YOU WAIT. THIS IS RIDICULOUS.

Just say one thing.

What? What?

That's a relatively open weave. And I

can still see your nipular areas.

Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I could

Chandler Bing, it's time to see your thing.

What's the matter with you?

I THOUGHT IT WAS TROUBLE.

OH, WHAT?

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE IN THERE SO I COULD SEE YOUR THING.

SORRY, my my thing was in there with me.

Hey, Joey. What's going on?

Clear the tracks for the Booby Payback Express. Next stop, Rachel Green.

Express. Next stop, Rachel Green.

Joey, what the hell were you doing?

Sorry, wrong boobies.

Hello, Joey.

Hello, dear.

Who are they?

The uh blonde is my ex wife and the woman touching her is her close personal friend.

I mean they're lovers.

If you want to put a label on it.

Wow. Uh anything else I should know?

Nope. Nope. That That's it.

Oh, and she's pregnant with my baby.

I always forget that part.

Hello.

Can you see my nipples through this shirt?

No. But don't worry, I'm sure they're still there.

So, where are you going, Mr. Sudy man?

Well, I have an appointment to see Dr. Robert Pilman, career counselor. Agogo.

I added the agogo.

Career counselor.

Hey, you guys all know what you want to do.

I don't.

Hey, you guys in the living room all know what you want to do. You know, you have goals. You have dreams. I don't

have goals. You have dreams. I don't have a dream. Uh, the lesserk known I don't have a dream speech.

Oh, I love my life. I love my life. Oh,

Bryant song.

The meeting with that guy went great. So

great. He showed me where the restaurant's going to be. It's It's this cute little place on Tent Street. It's

not too big. It's not too small. It's

just right.

Was it formerly owned by a blonde woman and some bears?

So now we draw cards.

So, I wouldn't need any, right? Cuz I

have a straight.

Oh, CONGRATULATIONS.

OKAY, FEBS, how many do you want?

Okay, I just need two. The um 10 of spades and the six of clubs.

No. Uh Febs, you can't do that. You

can't Oh, wait. I have the T of spades. Here

Oh, wait. I have the T of spades. Here

you want.

Uh no. See, uh you you can't do that.

No, that's okay. That's okay. I don't

need them. I'm going for force.

Oh, you're Damn it. Damn it. Damn it.

Damn it. Damn it. Damn it.

Yeah, I see. So then, um, you were lying

I see. So then, um, you were lying about what?

About how good your cards were.

I was bluffing.

Aha. And what is bluffing?

Is it not another word for lying?

Okay. Sorry to break up this party, but I've got resumes to fix before work tomorrow. Ra, we got to settle.

tomorrow. Ra, we got to settle.

Settle what?

The Jamestown colony of Virginia.

You see, King George is giving us the land. So,

land. So, the game, Rachel, the game. You owe us money for the game.

Oh, right.

You know what, you guys? It's their

first time. Why don't we just forget about the money?

Well, no, we'll pay.

Monica, I had another answer already.

And you know what? We want a rematch.

Well, that's fine with me. Could use the money.

All right.

Your money's mine. Green.

Your fly is open. GELLER.

You guys, you know what I just realized?

Joker is poker with a J.

Coincidence?

Hey, that's that's Joe incidents with a C.

Uh, Phoebe. Phoebe.

Yeah, I'm I'm out.

I'm in.

Me, too.

Me, too. All right. What do you got?

Well, you better hop out of the shower cuz I got a flush.

Well, well, well. Hop back in, bucko, CUZ I GOT FOUR SIXES. I GOT FOUR SIXES.

I WON. I actually won. Oh my. Oh, look.

You know what? I think I'm going to make a little Ross pile.

I think that one was Ross's. And I think Oh, that one was Ross's.

I see your 20.

Where's your 25?

Say you're 25 and uh Monica, get my purse.

Rachel, there's nothing in it.

Okay, then get me your purse.

Okay, babe. Here you go. Good luck.

Thank you.

I saw you're 25 and I raised you seven teen.

Joey, I'm a little shy.

That's okay, Ross. You can ask me.

What do you need? What do you need?

15.

All right. Here's 10.

Here. I got five. I got five. Thank you.

Good luck.

Okay. I am calling your 17. What do you got?

Full house.

You got me. Oh.

That's all right. That's a tough hand to beat. I thought we had them.

beat. I thought we had them.

Oh, well, when you don't have the cards, you don't have the cards, you know. But,

uh, look how happy she is.

Hey. Hey. How was the first day?

Oh, excellent. Everyone was so, so nice.

See, it pays to know the man who wears my shoes.

Me.

No, I didn't tell anybody that I knew you.

Why not?

Well, because you know they don't like you.

What?

I thought you'd do that.

Nuh-uh.

Who doesn't like me?

Everyone except for um No, everyone.

What are you talking about?

Don't feel bad. You know, they used to like you a lot, but then you got promoted and you know, now you're all like Mr. Bossman. You know, Mr. Bing,

Mr. Bing, boss man Bing.

I can't believe it.

Yeah. Yeah. They even do you.

They do me, you know, like um Okay. Um could that report be any later?

I don't sound like that.

Oh. Oh, J.

Yeah, you do.

The hills are alive with the sound of music.

MY STONE. MY STONE.

OKAY, I don't sound like that. That is

so not true.

That is so not That is so not that. Oh,

shut up.

Oh, that's nice.

Oh, Ros.

Ross, I'm here.

You are um we um we were just Wow.

What?

Um great. Now I'm having a baby.

great. Now I'm having a baby.

What?

No, I'm I'm HAVING I'M HAVING A BABY.

I'M I'M HAVING IT WITH THE PHONE. THE

PHONE. THE PHONE.

ROS, I'm hurt.

Monica, let's go. Come on now, people.

Woman in labor.

Hey, Ross, look what I got going here.

Yeah, save it for the cab. Okay.

What are you doing? What are you doing?

We're going to a hospital.

What? So I can't look nice? There might

be doctors there.

Joey, get out of the fridge.

All right. All right.

What is that for the ride?

Oh, yeah. Like in a cab.

Save it.

Okay. Hating this.

MONICA, COME ON OUT NOW. Let's go.

Baby coming.

I can't believe it. I'm going to be an ant.

I'm going to have like a nephew.

That's nice. Get out. Let's go. Come on.

Right. Right. I'm going. I'm going.

Here we go.

They're tiny and chubby and so sweet to touch. Soon they'll grow up and resent

touch. Soon they'll grow up and resent you so much.

Now they're yelling at you and you don't know why. And you cry and you cry and

know why. And you cry and you cry and you cry and you cry and you cry and you Thanks, Ross.

Yeah, I'm paying you to stop.

Okay.

Oh, look. Twins. Hi, guys. Oh, cute.

Cute.

No fair. I don't even have one. How come

they get two?

You'll get one.

Oh, yeah. When?

All right. I'll tell you what. when

we're 40. If neither of us are married, what do you say you and I get together and have one?

Why won't I be married when I'm 40?

Oh, no, no, no. I I just meant hypothetically.

Okay. Hypothetically, why won't I be married when I'm 40?

No, no, no, no, no. What is it? Seriously, is there

no, no. What is it? Seriously, is there something fundamentally unmarable about me?

Uh uh.

Well, dear God, this this parachute is a knapsack.

Everything's going fine. Really? Yeah,

Ross is great. He's a He's in a whole other place now. He's gone.

No, no, you you don't have to fly back.

Really?

What do you mean? This might be your only chance. Would you stop? I'm only

only chance. Would you stop? I'm only

26. I'm I'm not even thinking about babies yet.

Oh god, I can't believe one of us actually has one of these.

I know. I still am one of these.

Ross, can I Okay, go ahead. Go ahead. You got to Hi, Ben.

Hi.

I'm your aunt Monica. Yes, I am. I'm

your aunt, Monica.

I I will always have gum.

Hey, thanks.

How long did you think this barbecue was going to last?

I'm going to China.

Jeez, you say one thing. And

you're going to China?

Yeah, it it's for the museum. Someone

found a bone. We want the bone, but they don't want us to have the bone. So, I'm

going over there trying to persuade them to give us the It's a It's a whole big bone thing.

Anyway, I'm going to be gone for like uh like a week. So, uh if you want to reach me, you can't. So, here's my itinerary.

Um here's a picture of me.

Oh, let me see.

Could you take it to Carol's every now and then and show it to Ben just so he doesn't forget me?

Yeah. Hi, Ben. I'm your father.

I am the head.

All right, this barbecue is going to be very fun.

Hey, is Rachel here? Um, I wanted to wish her a happy birthday before I I left.

Oh, no. She's out having drinks with Carl.

Oh, hey, who's Carl?

You know that guy that she met at the coffee house?

No. Well, well, see, there's this guy that she met at at the coffee house, right?

So, you do know who he is.

Oh, so pretty. This must have cost him a fortune. I can't believe he did this.

fortune. I can't believe he did this.

Come on, Ross. Remember back in college when he fell in love with Carol and bought her that ridiculously expensive crystal duck?

What did you just say?

Crystal duck.

No, no, no. The um the love part.

Oh.

My god.

Oh, no. No, no, no. That's good. Just

keep rubbing your head. That'll turn

back time.

I mean, you and Ross, did you have any idea?

No. None. I mean, my first night in the city, he mentioned something about asking me out, but nothing ever happened, so I just Well, what else did he say? I mean, does he like want to go

he say? I mean, does he like want to go out with me? Well, given that he's desperately in love with you, he probably wouldn't mind getting a cup of coffee or something.

All this time?

Well, I've got to talk to him.

Yeah, he's in China.

The country?

No, no, wait. His flight doesn't leave for another 45 more minutes.

What about the time difference?

From here to the airport.

Yes.

You're never going to make it.

Well, I've got to try. Rachel, what are you going to say to him?

I I don't know.

Well, then maybe you shouldn't go.

He's right. Cuz if you're just going to like break his heart, that's the kind of thing that can wait.

Yeah, but if it's good news, you should tell him now.

I don't know. Maybe I'll know when I see him. Here, look. All right. Does this

him. Here, look. All right. Does this

help?

No. Look, all I know is that I cannot wait a week until I see him. I mean,

this is just too big, you know? Just I

just I've just got to talk to him. I I

got to Okay, I'll see you later.

Rachel, I love you. Deal with me first.

Excuse me.

Pardon me. Excuse me.

Hi. Hi. Can I see your boarding pass?

No. No. I don't have one. I just need to talk to my friend.

Oh, I'm sorry. You are not allowed on the jetway unless you have a boarding pass.

No, I know that I He just went on. He's

right there. He's got the blue jacket on. I can I just I'm sorry. No, no.

on. I can I just I'm sorry. No, no.

Federal regulations. Okay. All right.

Okay. Um then could you please uh just give him a message for me, please? This

is very important. All right. What's the

message? Uh I don't know.

Sir. Sir, excuse me, sir.

Um, I have a message for you.

What?

It's from Rachel. She said that she loved the present and she will see you when you get back.

What?

Toby. Oh, for God's sake. I don't know what she's talking about. There's no

Rachel. Don't give me that deep freeze.