The Ones Where Chandler & Monica Sneak Around | Friends

the guy was hammered okay there's no way that you look like Ross's mother then why would he say it because he's crazy okay he came up to me earlier and thanked me for my very moving

performance in Titanic my mother's right never going to get married you know what that is who wouldn't want

you please I'm a single mom with a 30-year-old son I'm getting married today W morning Ross I'm getting married today

yeah y you think you know I was [Applause] here well I've I've never done that with

you before nope so uh how are you how you how you

okay yeah yeah you oh yes yes uh-huh you we did you

well I better get going oh absolutely could you not look my clothes are [Music] wow you look no time for

that hey dude let me in I got a girl out here well I've got a girl in here you Dar I just saw you go in there with Monica

well we're we're hanging out in here which one of us is going to be having sex in there me or you well I suppose I would have to say

you what if we're watching a movie in here which we are and we already paid for it it's my

giant my giant I love that movie then I've been waiting for you hi I just want oh my God oh my God my

God oh my God okay I'm sorry sorry I I was um I was taking a nap since when do you take naps in that position oh God Monica tell me you were

waiting for a guy please tell me you're waiting for a guy yes yes I was a guy from work I'm seeing a guy from work

ha that cute waiter guy from your restaurant the one that looks like a non-threatening Ray Leota uh-huh that one you know what just give me a second I'll be out of your

hair I'm just going to grab a jacket when I get back I want every little detail maybe that's him okay um okay

um it's just Joan Ross why aren't you guys at the movie well we were but Ross was talking so loud on his phone they threw us out

I had to talk loud because the movie was loud he's talking to London my god did he get in touch with Emily well no not yet he's calling everyone on her side of the family hoping that someone will help

him get in touch with her I I don't care if I said some other girl's name you prissy old twit Ross way to suck up to the family

[Laughter] I'm so glad you guys are all here my office finally got wrinkle-free facts paper

Monica what time is it uh 9: but it's dark out um well that's because you always sleep till noon Moon silly this is what nine looks

like I guess I'll get washed up then watch that Sunrise I'm really getting tired of sneaking around all the time I know me too you know hey you know what what if we went away for the whole weekend you

know we'd have no interruptions and we could be naked the entire time all weekend that's a whole lot of naked yeah I can say that I have a conference and you can say you have a

Chef thing oh I've always wanted to go to this culinary fair that they have in Jersey okay you know you're not let's go okay wait what about

[Music] Joey damn rollos hey you're back hey how was your

conference it was terrible I fought with my colleagues you know the entire time are you kidding with this uh so your weekend was a total bust uh no I got to see Donald Trump waiting

for an elevator hey hey Mr Bing that uh hotel you stayed ad called said someone left an eyelash

curler in your room yes that was mine cuz I figured you hooked up with some girl and she left it there yes that would have made more

sense you know I I don't even feel like I know you anymore man all right look I'm just going to ask you this one time all right and whatever you say I'll

believe you were you or were you not on a gay cruise hey hey hey oh hey Monica I heard

you saw Donald Trump at your convention yeah so I'm waiting for an elevator hey R can I borrow your eyelash curler I think I lost mine yeah the

[Applause] back Joey can I talk to you for a second [Music] yes

yes you and and you yes but you cannot tell anyone no one knows how

when it happened in London in London the reason we didn't tell anyone was cuz we didn't want to make a big deal out of it but it is a big deal I have to tell

someone you can't please please we just don't want to deal with telling everyone okay just promise you won't tell all

right man this is unbelievable I mean it's great but I know it's

great oh I don't want to see that a blanket a video camera oh my God I can't believe you thought that you were going to videotape us having sex on the first

date hi Joey is what she just said um oh my God God you are actually going

to what is going on here and with Chandler in the Next Room what are what are you [Laughter]

sick I'm Joey I'm disgusting I make lowbudget adult films you guys promised you'd be more careful I mean come on the good Joey name is

being dragged through the mud here we're so sorry yeah well I'm telling everyone about you it's the only way to explain the underwear and the video camera that doesn't make me look

like a pig know right there's got to be a better explanation you could tell them that you had to make an adult film for your adult film

class yeah like that but no no how does that explain why Rachel found my underwear at your place I don't know well get ready to

come out of the non-gay closet R I told you everything I knew last night look it's not that big a deal so Monica and Chandler are doing it I cannot believe

you would say that sorry Monica and Chandler are making love no I mean come on this is a huge

deal come on I I need more details like who who initiated the first kiss I don't know is he romantic with her I don't

know are they in love I don't know you don't know anything oh I know one thing what they did it right there

on the couch yesterday oh my God I love this apartment isn't it perfect I can't believe I never realized how how great it is well that is because your eye

immediately goes to the big naked man it's amazing you better hurry up and fill out an application or I'm going to beat you to it oh well I never thought I'd say this but

I'm going to go use ugly naked guy's bathroom oh look there's there's Monica and Chandler hey hey you guys hey

[Applause] mon Monica oh my

God Monica oh my God oh my eyes my eyes baby okay it's okay it's okay no they're doing it I know I know I know you know

yes I know and Joey knows but Ross doesn't know so you have to stop screaming what's going on nothing oh God we're just so excited did you want to get this

apartment actually it looks really good it looks Prett good get here you mean whenever Monica and

Chandler were like you know doing laundry or going grocery shopping or all that time Monica spent on the phone with sad Linda from Camp uh-huh doing it doing it phone doing

it I can't believe it I mean I think it's great for him she might be able to do better hey guys Joey come here come here

what B just found out about Monica and Shay you mean how they're friends and nothing more no no Joey she knows we were at ugly naked guys apartment and we saw

them doing it through the window actually we saw them doing it up against the window okay so now they know you know and they don't know that Rachel knows

yes but you know what it doesn't matter who knows what now enough of us know that we could just tell them we know now other Lion and the secrets will finally

be over or we could not tell them we know and have a little fun of our own what what do you mean well you know every time that they say they're like doing laundry well just give them a

bunch of laundry to do oh I I would enjoy that oh no no no no wait wait do you know what would be even more fun telling them

yeah no I want to do pho's thing I can't take anything you don't have to do anything just don't tell them that we know no I I can't take any more secrets I got your secrets I got their secrets I

got secrets of my own you know you don't have any secrets oh yeah well you don't know about hugsy my bedtime penguin pal so

um how how are we going to mess with them well well you could use your position you know as the roommate and then I would use you know the strongest

tool at my disposal my sexuality hello children hey hey hey okay watch learn and don't eat my

cookie hey hey o wow that jacket looks great on you really yeah the material Looks So Soft oh hello Mr bicep you've been working out well I try to

you know squeeze [Laughter] things you okay well if you really want to know I oh I can't tell you

this maybe it's me you can tell me anything well actually you're the one person I can't tell this to and the one person I want to the most what's going

on I think it's just you know that I haven't been with a guy in so long and you know how sometimes you're looking for something and you just don't even see that it's right there in front of you sipping

coffee oh no have I said too much a new place for a new Ross I'm going to have you and all the guys from workover once it's you know furnished I must say it's nice to see you back on your feet well I

am that uh and that whole rage thing is definitely behind me I wonder if it's time for you to rejoin our team at the Museum oh Donald that that would be great I am totally toally ready to come

back to work I what no what are you doing get off my

[Applause] sister Chandler J I saw what you were doing through the window I saw what you were

doing my sister now get out of here well listen we had a good run you know what was it four five months I mean that's more than most people have in a lifetime

so goodbye take care bye-bye then what are you doing oh I'm going on the lamb come on CH come on I can handle Ross hold

on hey Ross what's up bro what the hell are you doing hey what's what's going on well I think I think Ross knows

about me and Monica dude he's right there I thought you were my best friend this is my sister my best friend and my

sister I I cannot believe this look we're not just messing around I love her okay I'm in love with her I'm so sorry that you had to find

out this way sorry but it's true I I love him too my best friend and my sister I cannot believe

this oh sorry you guys want to probably get some hugs in too huh big news no that's okay we've actually known for a while

what what what you guys knew you you all knew and you didn't tell me Well Ross we were worried about you okay we didn't know how you were going to

react you were worried about me you didn't know how I was going to [Applause] react okay all right what do you say we

all uh clear out of here and let these two love birds get back down to business hey hey hey I'm just talking here he he's the one doing your sister

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