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about when you first saw the giant dog shadow fall over the park. Yeah, but did they have to shoot him down? I mean,

that was just me.

>> Okay, right about now, the turkey should be crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside.

Why are we standing here?

>> We're waiting for you to open the door.

You've got the keys.

>> No, I don't.

Yes, you do. When we left, you said got the keys. No, I didn't. I asked. Got the

the keys. No, I didn't. I asked. Got the

keys.

>> No, no, no. You said got the keys.

>> Either of you have the keys.

>> The oven is on.

>> Oh, I've got to get my ticket.

>> Oh, wait. Wait. We have a copy of YOUR KEY.

>> WELL, THEY GET IT. GET IT.

>> HEY. HEY. That tone won't make me go any faster, >> Joey.

>> That one will.

>> Oh, not that one.

>> Can you go any faster with that? Hey, I

got one keyhole and about a zillion keys. You do the math.

keys. You do the math.

>> Why do you guys have so many keys in there anyway?

>> For an emergency just like this.

>> All right, listen, Smirky.

If it wasn't for you and your stupid balloon, I would be on a plane watching a woman do this right now. But I'm not.

>> I swear you said you HAD THE KEYS.

>> NO, I DIDN'T. I WOULDN'T SAY I had the keys unless I had the keys. I OBVIOUSLY

DID NOT HAVE THE KEYS.

>> OH, OKAY. ALL RIGHT, THAT'S IT. ENOUGH

WITH THE KEYS. NO ONE SAY KEYS.

>> Why would I have the keys?

>> Aside from the fact that you said you had them, >> but I didn't. WELL, YOU SHOULD HAVE.

WHY?

>> BECAUSE WHY? BECAUSE EVERYTHING IS MY RESPONSIBILITY. Is that I mean, isn't it

RESPONSIBILITY. Is that I mean, isn't it enough that I'm making Thanksgiving dinner for everyone? YOU KNOW, EVERYONE WANTS A DIFFERENT KIND OF POTATO. SO,

I'M MAKING DIFFERENT kinds of potatoes.

I mean, does anybody care what kind of potatoes I want? NO.

NO. NO. YOU KNOW, JUST AS LONG AS Phoebe gets her peas AND ONIONS AND MARIO GETS HIS TOTS AND get my first Thanksgiving

and I IT'S ALL BURNED AND I >> Okay, Monica. Only dogs can hear you now. So, look, the door's open. Here we

now. So, look, the door's open. Here we

go.

Well, turkeys burnt.

Potatoes are ruined. Potatoes are

ruined. Potatoes are ruined.

>> Here we come. Walking down the >> This doesn't smell like mom's.

>> No, it doesn't, does it? But you wanted lumps, ROSS. WELL, HERE YOU GO, BUDDY.

lumps, ROSS. WELL, HERE YOU GO, BUDDY.

YOU GOT ONE.

GO. GOD, this is great. The plane is gone, so I guess I'm stuck here with you guys.

>> Hey, we all had better plans, okay? This

was nobody's first choice.

>> Oh, really? So, WHY WAS I BUSTING MY ASS TO MAKE THIS DELICIOUS THANKSGIVING DINNER?

>> WHY DON'T WE GO SEE IT?

>> STOP IT. STOP IT.

>> NOW, this feels like Thanksgiving.

>> Okay. Well, the super's not home, but hey, you know what? My mother's going to be here in a minute and she has the key.

>> I can't I can't wait that long. You have

to do something. Knock that door down.

>> I would, but I bruise like a peach.

>> Besides, you know, everything's going to be fine. The baby's sleeping.

be fine. The baby's sleeping.

>> What if she jumped out of the bassinet?

>> Can't hold her own head up. But yeah,

jumped.

>> Oh my god. I left the water running.

>> Rach, you did not leave the water running. Please, just just pull yourself

running. Please, just just pull yourself together. Okay.

together. Okay.

>> Wait, did I leave the stove on?

>> You haven't cooked since 1996.

Is the window open? Because if the window's open, a bird could fly in there. And

there. And >> Oh my god. You know what? I think you're right. I think You know what? Listen.

right. I think You know what? Listen.

Listen. A pigeon. No. No. Wait. No. No.

An eagle flew in, landed on the stove, and caught fire.

The baby, seeing this, jumps across the apartment to the mighty bird's aid. The

eagle, however, misconstruses this as an act of aggression and grabs the baby in its talent. Meanwhile, the faucet fills

its talent. Meanwhile, the faucet fills the apartment with water. BABY AND BIRD, STILL ABLAZE, are locked in a death grip swirling around the whirlpool that fills

the apartment.

>> Boy, are you going to be sorry if that's true.

Oh god.

Hey, you want a beer?

>> Open it up. Open it up. Bump it up.

>> We'll discuss it in the morning.

>> What the hell is going on?

We took our apartment back.

>> I had nothing to do with it.

>> Okay. It was my idea, but I don't feel good about it.

>> We are switching back right now.

>> No, we're not. WE'RE NOT LEAVING. WELL,

YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO LEAVE SOMETIME because you both have jobs and as soon as you do, we're switching it back.

There's nothing you can do to stop us, right Joe?

>> I don't know what I don't want to move again with and I don't care. This is our APARTMENT AND THEY STOLE. YOU STOLE

THEY STOLE. YOU STOLE our apartment. We won that apartment

our apartment. We won that apartment fair and square twice and I am getting it back right now. I'M GETTING IT BACK RIGHT NOW.

>> All right.

We figured you might respond this way, so we have a backup offer.

>> Oh, no, no, no. No more offers. You

can't offer anything to us.

>> Let us keep the apartment.

And as a thank you, Rachel and I will kiss for one minute.

Totally worth it. That was one good minute. Good night. Good night.

minute. Good night. Good night.

>> So, sorry we're late. Please let us in so we can have dinner together.

>> No, everything's cold. The turkeyy's

dried OUT AND THE THE STUFFING'S ALL SOGGY.

>> YEAH, AND THERE'S a bowl of cranberry sauce that What happened to cranberry sauce?

>> Nothing. It's fine.

>> Oh, thank God.

>> Oh, I just remembered. We do have something to eat. Monica put something in our oven THIS MORNING. OH YEAH. HEY,

YOU TOUCH THAT AND YOU WILL be sorry.

>> Guys, I listen to her. The vein is bigger than I've ever seen it.

>> Oh my god, IT'S BRUSSELS SPROUTS.

>> THAT'S worse than no food.

>> Haha. All you got was Monica's stinky Brussels sprouts.

>> Stinky.

>> Please let me stay on this side of the door.

It all looks so beautiful.

The turkey, the stuffing, >> the cranberries.

>> Enough. A monkey could have made them.

>> Hey, listen guys. We feel really terrible.

>> He's doing that weird eye contact thing.

Don't look at him. Don't look at him.

>> Come on, you guys. We want you to know we're very, very sorry.

>> Right, guys?

>> I feel terrible.

>> But let's not ruin this day. You work so hard. Let's move past this and try to

hard. Let's move past this and try to have a nice meal all together.

>> The floating heads do make a good point.

>> Yeah, they do seem to feel pretty bad.

>> So bad.

>> So bad. so bad.

>> Okay.

Okay. You two go get the dessert and I'll let you in.

Dessert.

Yeah. I asked you and Phoebe to pick up the pies. You did remember, right?

the pies. You did remember, right?

>> Pies. Oh, we thought you said pies.

HERE.

>> Grand supreme little darling.

Congratulations.

>> Oh my god. You forgot the pies. Well, I

cannot believe this. You forced me to make dinner. Then you're an hour late

make dinner. Then you're an hour late and you forget the one little thing that I asked you to do.

>> Really, girls? Not cool.

>> Well, you man heads aren't any better.

You lied about going to the game. You

knew it would make you late and you still went anyway.

>> Hey, I'm getting a little tired of this.

Okay, we said we're sorry. It's

Thanksgiving for Pete's sakes. A day of forgiveness.

>> It's a day to be thankful. Don't make me come up there.

>> It's too late for apologies.

>> Fine, let's just go. I don't need your stupid dinner.

>> That would be a lot more convincing if you weren't drooling.

>> Oh, is that what that is?

>> Come on, you guys. Let's just do our own Thanksgiving. Yeah, I'll cook.

Thanksgiving. Yeah, I'll cook.

>> Yeah, let's go out.

>> Hey.

>> Yeah, you three have a nice Thanksgiving.

>> The three of us?

>> Yeah. You, Chan, and the vein.