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THE TRASH TASTE WINTER SPECIAL | Trash Taste Special

By Trash Taste

Summary

## Key takeaways - **Winter Special in Switzerland**: The Trash Taste podcast embarks on a winter special in Switzerland, visiting three distinct locations: Lucerne, Mount Rigi, and Saas-Fee, each presenting unique challenges and activities. [00:10] - **Kayaking Challenge on Lake Lucerne**: The first challenge involves kayaking across Lake Lucerne in near-freezing temperatures, requiring participants to complete multiple tasks like finding a Swiss Army knife and securing ingredients before building a fire and preparing a traditional Swiss sausage. [01:54], [02:25] - **Alp-horn Playing Difficulty**: Attempting to play the traditional Swiss instrument, the Alp-horn, proves challenging for the hosts, with one judge noting that while the preparation and sauce choices were creative, the execution went 'sideways', ultimately leading to a tie in points. [37:52], [43:39] - **Competitive Sledging and Slalom Race**: The group participates in competitive sledging down a steep mountain slope without brakes, followed by a slalom race on ski scooters, where one host intentionally misses flags and walks back up to avoid disqualification, showcasing a unique approach to the challenge. [48:56], [50:32] - **Ice Hockey Skills (or Lack Thereof)**: The final challenge involves ice hockey, where participants struggle with basic skills like skating and puck control, leading to humorous mishaps and a close finish where one host wins by a narrow margin after multiple attempts. [01:05:18], [01:11:27] - **Swiss Cuisine and Hospitality**: The winner of the special is treated to a lavish Swiss meal, including fondue and various meats and cheeses, described as 'life-changing' and a 'feast fit for a king', highlighting the local culinary delights. [01:15:39]

Topics Covered

  • Not Built for the Cold: A Trash Taste Winter Special Struggle
  • The Trash Taste Philosophy: Cheating to the Destination
  • The Can Opening Saga: A Regrettable Swiss Chef Challenge
  • The Most Dangerous Challenge Ever: A Near-Death Experience
  • Fondue: A Life-Changing Culinary Revelation

Full Transcript

Hello ladies and gentlemen, boys and

girls to another Trash Taste special.

This is a special one, boys, because we

are going not around Japan, but to a

completely new country. We are going to

Switzerland to film a trash taste winter

special, doing a lot of winter

activities and seeing the beautiful

country. That's right. And because

Switzerland is so small, we were able to

visit three distinct areas. Lucern,

Mount Riggy, and Sas Fay. Each with its

own unique character and conditions.

>> And every location will have one or more

challenges worth three points each,

along with a prize for the winner and a

punishment for the losers. The person

with the most points at the end of the

special wins. Enjoy us uh freezing our

butts off and really struggling to do a

bunch of activities all the way in

Switzerland. Enjoy.

>> Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the

Trash TASTE SWITZERLAND SPECIAL.

>> [screaming]

>> THIS IS SO SCARY.

>> Carry on this. [laughter] Carry on. Stop

turning me.

[screaming]

>> I can't break. How do I break in this?

>> I think my skin's trying to leave my

body.

AH [screaming]

>> I feel ridiculous.

>> Well, I I feel inadequate now. Look,

here I am freezing my tits off and uh

there are some

>> Oh my god, they're just going in the

water.

>> [ __ ] insane. [laughter]

>> Jesus Christ. So, you're probably

wondering, why are we dressed as the

Michelin man in front of a [laughter]

lake? Why are we here, Joey? What are we

doing? Well, right now we are here at

Lake Lucern. Uh, actually behind us

right there apparently is, uh, where

Switzerland was founded.

>> Wonderful. Wonderful.

>> So, we are in the heart of Switzerland

for this winter special. Starting things

off with a kayaking challenge.

>> Oh, yeah. Perfect time to go kayaking

when it's -1° at 8:00 in the morning.

>> Are you a big kayaker or canoe?

>> Connor. Connor. I I'm Southeast Asian.

Do you think [laughter] I Do you think I

know anything about the cold?

>> Wait, have you never been kaying? I've

never been kayaking,

>> then alone in one of

>> white right now. [laughter] Listening to

hear that. Have you ever played squash

either or have you?

>> I've never played. [laughter]

No, I'm going to stop saying sports I

like. All right, so let's throw it back

to us to hear what the rules are.

>> For our first challenge, we'll kayak

across Lake Lucern, build a fire, and

prepare a Swiss delicacy to be judged by

a local chef. While kayaking, we needed

to complete five tasks. Find a Swiss

Army knife, secure a bag of ingredients,

slip through the rock crack, recover a

sunken bottle, and grab a can. The first

to reach shore scores three points. Then

we'll use those items to make a fire by

hand and prepare a traditional Swiss

serve, which is basically just a really

fancily cut sausage.

>> And the best serve wins three points.

May the best chef win.

>> All right, I got to get the balance

right first. Very toppsy turvy. It's

been a while.

>> Yeah, I mean, this is fun. I love doing

this stuff. Wait, how are you doing it?

>> Hey,

[laughter]

>> bro. Was not even half a meter off the

shore dude.

>> Well, that was an amazing start to the

day.

>> So, hey, what happened?

>> What does it look like happened?

>> Yeah. You know what? Now that I'm

looking at G doing that, I think I might

practice.

>> All right, boys. You ready?

>> Yep.

>> I know Gone is. Who's doing the

countdown? Gone. Where are you going,

buddy?

>> I I'm fighting with nature right now.

All right, I'm going.

>> 3 2 1 go.

>> Don't splash me like that.

>> Conor's got the early lead.

>> I'm sorry.

>> Joey. Joey, do not tip me over. Joey,

>> get the [ __ ] out of Joey.

>> Joey, I'm fighting for my life right

now.

>> Nothing like a nice kayak. to start your

morning off, right?

>> All right, first task is to catch up

with Connor. Get the Swiss Army knife.

Oh, it's a [ __ ] arm and chest day

today boys.

>> It seems like the first stop is a bunch

of branches. And that looks like it's up

ahead. How far are they behind me? Not

that far. I know this is a race, but I

kind of realized early on that I really,

really, really don't want to tip over.

That's my main goal right now. I am

going the wrong way.

How your boys holding up?

>> I'M FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE, CONNOR. I'M

FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE. OH, [ __ ] the

waves. No. All right, hold on. I got to

get closer to the shore, bro. This wave

the boat's waves are going to [ __ ] me

up.

>> Oh, [ __ ] Oh, I see where I I need to

go. [ __ ] that. I'm going to go for the

the one that is closest to me.

>> Oh, wait. There it is. I see it.

[ __ ] Get off. Oh, [ __ ] No, I can't

reach it. I can't feel my fingers.

All right, got it. Every time I do one

of these specials, every single time, I

just think, what am I doing here? I am

not built for this. I don't go outside.

I don't touch grass. This isn't even

grass. This is water. This is freezing

cold water.

>> I'm going to try and be lazy here. Let's

see if I regret this.

>> [laughter]

>> How am I meant to steer this?

I don't know how that worked,

>> boys. Wait, how do you go backwards? Ah,

wrong way. Limbo. Oh [ __ ]

All right, I'm out.

Task number one complete. I'm very, very

chilly right now. Oh my god, my my hands

are literally frozen solid right now. I

can't even see them anymore. Where have

they gone? Oh [ __ ]

Relax. Where are you going?

>> Relax, bro. You're turning me.

>> I'm not turning you.

>> [ __ ] hell. [laughter]

>> Get away from me, dude.

>> You get,

dude.

[laughter]

>> No. Stop. Get away from me. Get away

from me.

>> Stop turning me.

>> See you, scrub. Make a run for it. [ __ ]

it's tiring. It's really tiring. [sighs]

I'm like I'm like Lwig [ __ ] popcorn

muscles. Slow and steady wins the race.

>> You know, you hear stories about like

people like canoeing across the Atlantic

and [ __ ] How the [ __ ] do they do that?

We've been doing this for like 10

minutes and I'm already [ __ ]

>> How you getting on back there, G?

>> Uh, guys, so I just got my Uber. My Uber

just arrived. So, um, I'm having a

amazing time right now. Wow, you're

cheating already.

>> No, this is Uber Swiss. I don't know if

uh it's not cheating, guys. It's on the

app. You just didn't You just didn't

look for it. Checkpoint. I see the I see

the bag. Oh, [ __ ] I'm exhausted.

Okay.

>> What do you got there for me, Jerry?

>> Huh?

>> You going to share that?

>> No, dude. You can get it yourself.

>> You better watch out, buddy. This is a

classic Roman maneuver I'm about to do

on you.

>> I'll be taking that, Joey. You know

what, guys? It's not about winning or

losing. It's about how to best cheat

your way to the destination. Isn't that

what trash taste is all about?

>> Bro, I don't know about you. I'm [ __ ]

I'm [ __ ]

>> I'm I'm spent.

>> I'm so spent.

>> Let me just say we both came first.

>> Yeah. Let's Yeah. You know what? I'm

happy with that. Can we both just jump

in the sauna?

>> Yeah. Let's just both go in the sauna

cuz K's already cheated somehow. That's

got to be a record cheating pace on a

trash day.

>> The instant cheat. Oh, my hands are so

cold right now. I can't even do this

properly. Oh my god,

that looks very narrow. I have to Tokyo

drift my canoe.

>> No, no, no, no, Jerry. Jerry, look at

your steering. Look, you're cutting me

off.

>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

>> I'm trying to move the bag.

>> Stop. [laughter]

Don't do IT RIGHT NOW.

>> I need a ride.

>> Let go.

>> I need a ride. I need a ride.

>> Bro, that's so narrow. What the [ __ ]

bro? I'm going to literally end up like

that [ __ ] movie. What is it? 127

hours later or some [ __ ] All right,

come on. Slip the crack. Slip the crack.

Slip through the crack. Oh, Jesus.

Oh,

you didn't see that.

Okay, we made it through the crack. Uh,

we're going to go towards the dry

waterfall,

which is around the corner, I believe.

Oh, wait. No, there's something around

here.

>> Oh my god, that was a lot diceier than I

thought it was going to be to get

through this.

Oh my god,

>> I can see the arch.

>> That was a lot harder than I thought it

was going to be.

>> You know what? I'm going to go around.

What's an obstacle course anyway? I'm

just going to go around. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.

Oh. Oh. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]

[ __ ] [ __ ] I can't reach it. I can't

reach it.

>> What's that? Oh, wow. That looks hard to

get.

>> Hey, Connor.

>> What's Oh, gone. How the [ __ ] did you

get here?

>> I Oh no. I just I just spawned. Shut the

[ __ ] up.

>> Where'd it go? Is it under me?

>> Oh, there it is.

>> Oh, there it is. There is.

>> Joey, how did you find yours?

>> How do I [ __ ] reach down and grab it?

>> Oh, I see it now.

>> Oh, I see it. I see it. Now, the next

challenge is

>> Oh my god. I'm getting that without

tipping over. Ow.

Oh my god.

Oh my god.

>> It's moments before a disaster. Oh [ __ ]

>> I don't think I'm supposed to bring the

rock up, but that'll do.

>> Oh my god,

>> this is so tiring.

>> And then we got a cheater in our mitts

already.

>> I don't know what you're talking about.

>> That's got to be record pace for

cheating in a special. How do I get this

out?

>> Pull it. You got [laughter]

>> How do I get it out?

>> I see you. Bozos.

>> Bottle of rosé.

>> Are you Are we just meant to cut the

rope Joey?

>> All right. Come on. Let's go, Joey.

>> Joey, I think that's where we got to go.

Although, I don't know. And I've been

needing a poop now for about 20 minutes.

All right. I see Connor. I see Connor at

least.

Oh my god.

Oh, got it.

>> Finally.

>> We're nearly there at the next point. I

want to win this cuz I want to go in the

sauna so bad. Chat, why am I saying

chat? I always say chat. My brain is

rotted. I see something.

This looks like a can of food. Good

thing about going first is that I get

first dibs of grabbing the can.

>> Beep beep, [ __ ]

>> Oh yeah. How did you get here?

>> I'm looking behind me. I don't see G.

>> What? [music]

>> I'm kind of worried.

>> I thought he was with you.

>> No, I left an ages ago, bro. You know, I

don't think I got the memo that this was

a race or not. It's about the

experience, boys. You know, like I said,

this is a normal normal thing to do in

Switzerland. Uh, we have a random taxi

that is just coming past here. All

right, so we are just about close to the

finish line. I am neck and neck with the

boys right now. You know, they had a

head start. They had a head start, but

we are catching up and I'll be taking

that one. Hey, [ __ ] you, dude.

>> No.

No.

>> Yes.

>> [ __ ]

>> Sabotage, baby.

>> You bastard.

>> Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. [laughter] Stop.

Stop. Stop.

>> Whoa. Boys, we made it.

>> Wait. What the [ __ ] We made it, boys.

>> Where did you come from?

>> This [ __ ] cheated again.

>> What are you talking about? I just Joe,

I just locked in. Joe.

>> Oh my god. Bro,

>> I just locked in.

>> Bro is cheating.

>> I just locked in.

>> Oh man, I got so much energy, bro.

>> Come here. Come here.

>> Wait, this isn't the finish line? [ __ ]

>> No. I thought this was the finish line.

Wait. Out of the way, [ __ ]

Joey

bro,

>> come on. Come on. I want to win this

one. All right. Come on. We got to catch

up. I just want to get at least second.

Got the can. Got the Swiss Army.

Got the bag. Got the rosé.

>> I'm winning this one, boys. [ __ ] you.

>> Okay. Oh [ __ ] Oh,

that was bad.

Oh, [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ]

Oh, thank you. Oh, and a snack as well.

And a snack. Oh, this is great. All

right,

this is the best taste challenge I've

ever done. I don't know if you can tell

right now. I'm having a great time.

Oh.

Oh.

Shut the [ __ ] up.

>> Wait, don't act like you're tired. What

the [ __ ]

>> Did you even learn how to kaya?

>> Well, boys, I'm knackering. I don't know

about you guys.

>> Shut the [ __ ] up, dude.

>> My arms are so I don't even feel bad

about him falling in there.

>> Yeah, honestly,

>> after seeing him do that.

>> He should do it again.

>> We should tip him over again.

>> He might tip in again.

>> Come on. Tip in again, bastard.

Well, the last time we tried to make a

fire, it didn't didn't [laughter] go

very well.

>> You're talking about the Japan station.

>> Yeah, that was pretty bad.

>> But now we have all the equipment we

need, unlike in Japan where we Joey had

a tissue. All right, so we've collected

everything during the canoeing. We got

the bottle, we got the can, we got the

dry bag. Whoever makes their meal the

cleanest and the fastest wins.

>> All right,

>> a traditional Swiss sausage.

>> A Swiss shish.

>> Swish sausage. Apparently, we are going

to be judged on how well we cook the

sausage. So, it's not just about the

timing this time.

>> By a Swiss chef, apparently. Say that

three times fast.

>> Swiss chef.

>> All right. Okay. Three, two, one, go.

>> Okay. So, first thing we got to do is uh

I guess just open the can. Now, I've

never done this before, so I want to

make sure I do this safely. What's in

here?

>> Oh. Oh, [ __ ] I shouldn't have poured

that.

>> Oh, okay. Okay.

>> Okay. I kind of [ __ ] myself here,

actually. This is kind of hard.

>> How did you pull it out already?

>> I I kind of regret doing this already.

>> Put that there.

>> Oh, [ __ ]

>> How do I pull it out, Joey? Raw string.

>> Yeah, raw string. You know what? You

know what? Let's do the wine bottle

first. It's just a typical Saturday

night at the Manitapu household right

here.

Get some wine out. What's anything in

here? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I shouldn't have

wasted that. I should not have wasted

that. Sir, we're just opening a can. How

hard could it be?

>> Berry. [laughter]

>> This is the worst can ever. I never done

[ __ ] cans.

>> You can tell that none of the boys have

ever cooked before. You know, I was

doing well and now I'm just getting

tired.

>> All right. All right. Got it. Got it.

Got it. Got it. Got it.

Aha.

Flint.

>> Joe's already done. Oh, no. No, no, no,

no no.

>> How do I build a fire? That's the great

question.

>> I know how to do the fire. Actually, the

materials.

>> Why you struggling with the cans like

that?

>> This is so hot. I knew this was going to

be hard, but I saw the bastard cans.

>> Start off like this. I know that.

>> I had I was going well with the cans.

>> I'm just demolishing my can at this

point. No, it's just kind of full on

monkey mode that we're going here.

>> Yeah, I'm like literally just stabbing

mine now. [laughter]

>> What have you done to that side of the

game? [laughter]

>> Don't worry about it.

>> Just cave him.

>> Just stop.

>> What is blood doing?

>> Monkey discovers tool.

>> I don't know how you guys are struggling

this hard with the can open.

>> It's actually impressive. pouring one

out for the dead homies.

>> I don't think this is how I'm supposed

to do it. All right, most important

thing is not [ __ ] stab myself with a

knife.

>> Okay, there we go. It's the cleanest cut

of all time. [laughter]

>> How did you [ __ ]

>> You've caved in half of the can.

>> Yeah, work harder, not smarter. That's

what I always say.

>> Careful not to cut ourselves here. [ __ ]

How do you do this?

[ __ ] We have a lot of weed here.

Bro, how the [ __ ] Oh,

>> I've just wasted all my shavings.

We're going to go first time with this.

>> This is the camping special all over

again boys.

>> We're going first time with this.

>> Come on.

>> Come on,

>> guys. I can't do it. I'm [ __ ]

>> No way.

>> No way. Jerry got there.

>> I'm going to find the camera more than

I'm going TO

>> OH YEAH, BABY.

>> OH my god. You've got it already.

>> Keep that going. Keep her going.

>> [ __ ] [laughter]

>> Is that going? Oh no, that's just Joey

smoke. How do you do this, Joey?

>> Joey, what the [ __ ] How did you do it?

>> I just [ __ ] coated.

>> I might have found something that

helped.

>> Where'd you get that from?

>> What's that?

>> Are you cheating again?

>> Magnesium.

>> What the [ __ ] Where did you find that?

>> Our crew had uh

>> left some stuff out for us. So, let's

put some magnesium on.

>> Thank god my dad took me camping.

>> Oh. [sighs and gasps]

Oh, okay. Okay. Yo, let's [screaming]

go. Fire. I'm trying to cheat it again.

I give up. Give me that magnesium gun.

I'm stealing.

>> Give a poor man of magnesium.

>> He probably used all of it. Oh my god.

He used all of it.

Okay. See if this works. Is my fire

going to go out?

No. No. No. No. No. No.

[laughter]

>> I don't I don't understand what I'm

doing wrong.

>> Not set the fire on again. My my blade

is blunt by now.

>> All right. Okay,

[laughter]

bro.

>> Give me some of your fire gun.

>> Why you stealing mine, Connor?

>> Joey's is buried. Look at that.

>> I'm protecting mine.

>> Oh [ __ ] Is mine going to go after?

>> He accuses me of cheating and then

steals my fire.

>> You took all the magnesium. There was

none left.

>> There's a f There's a packet for all of

us Connor.

>> Wait, where?

>> You have to go look for it.

>> What? Let's go look for it.

>> Oh my god. Well, I'm already here.

>> Oh [ __ ] I think my fire's going out. My

fire's going out. No.

>> God's great. This guy, Dude, your fire's

all Can you go?

>> Oh my god. Really? Is my fire about to

go out?

>> Connor. Connor. Why? Why didn't you take

like the thing that sets easily on fire?

>> I didn't see that. I'll be honest with

you.

>> Oh my god. My fire's about to go out,

bro. My fire just went out. [laughter]

>> You've got to be [ __ ] me, bro. Come

on.

>> No. You know, if I was a wildlife

YouTuber, I'd tell you the best ways to

keep this fire going. Um, [snorts] I am

not.

>> Brought it back. Brought it back.

>> All right, I brought it back, boys.

>> Got it back in the ring.

>> [ __ ] hell.

>> Conor, what are you doing?

>> Is Connor like calling for help? He's

making a smoke.

>> Gone to a call fade. [laughter]

>> Oh my god. I'm not built for this, you

know. We probably need some more wood.

I'm a bit bit worried about how small my

fire is compared to some of the boys.

>> [ __ ] hell, Connor.

>> What's up, man?

>> Can you redirect your [ __ ]

>> No smoke away, please?

>> Man, fire hot. [laughter]

>> Thanks for that.

>> That's sharp enough. You'd say,

>> I reckon that's pretty shocking.

>> Wow, that's a nice one.

>> Yeah,

>> Connor, that's not even in the [ __ ]

Conor. There there there is a like a pit

for a reason, you know?

>> Yeah, it's kind of gone.

>> That's not a pit. That's just a pile of

sticks Connor.

>> The pit's gone, gone.

>> That's [laughter] just That's just

awesome.

>> [ __ ]

>> Every time a man starts a fire, there's

just this primal part of your brain that

is just like the fire's not big enough.

>> Bonga bongo. I have a bigger fire.

>> All right, I think that's I think that's

a good stick. I think that's a good

stick for Oh, Jesus. Almost stabbed

myself there. [ __ ] hell.

>> Conor's making a [ __ ] Korean

barbecue.

>> My fire's actually might go out.

>> [ __ ]

>> God, his fire is so smoky.

>> I know. [laughter] What the [ __ ] did he

put in that? It's bulking my [ __ ]

ear.

>> I can't see anything,

>> Joey. That's That's all you, bro.

>> He's sabotaging me. So, we got our

sausage. That's a fat sparking sausage.

We also have ketchup, mayonnaise,

sortard, which I believe is mustard.

>> Oh, that fire is going strong. Okay,

>> we're just going to make the perfect.

>> So, this is I'm just going to cross for

the flag. So, maybe you got to like put

a cross in. You already worry about

design choices. I'm here trying to keep

this thing on life support.

>> Look, you got to get like the pyramid

style, you know.

>> No, you don't. I hope those aren't wet.

I'll find out.

>> Yeah, that's probably why it's so

[ __ ] smooth.

>> Yeah, it's okay. We're going to go for a

smoked sausage this time with Connor's.

>> Dude, this is way harder than it seems.

>> God, I feel like one of those uh YouTube

shorts right now. And guys, here's how

to make a spearhead with my deer

antlers.

>> All right, what I'm going to do first is

cut clean the [ __ ] knife before I cut

the saw.

What? Take a stick. Put it on the fire.

[laughter]

>> What was that, Connor? What was that?

>> Just take a stick.

>> What was that? What was that?

>> That didn't

[laughter]

[laughter]

[ __ ] you.

>> God damn. Wait, what the [ __ ] did you do

to my fire?

>> I didn't do [ __ ]

>> No, we didn't touch your fire. Well, I

think that is a nice pointy stick.

>> I'm debating whether to like slash it

down the middle here so that it doesn't

explode. We only have one sausage. We

have one chance, one opportunity.

[laughter]

>> M&M's

sweaty.

>> I'm just going to eat mine. [laughter]

>> I'm going to go.

>> Why are you guys contemplating? It's the

hardest thing ever. Just cut a bloody

clash. Are you guys throwing the plastic

on the fire?

>> Wait,

>> what's up? Oh,

>> that one gone.

>> What the [laughter] [ __ ]

I didn't do [ __ ]

>> You [ __ ] broke my spear.

>> You should have left on the ground.

>> What the [ __ ]

>> I literally just accident Connor called

me and I just accidentally stepped on

stepped on it.

>> I stepped on it.

>> You guys are actual animal.

>> Dude, I don't know what I'm doing here.

Just hoping it works out.

>> Look, it's a sausage. There's no

possible way to [ __ ] this up. [snorts]

What's happened to my fire? The flames.

Oh man.

>> Oh, yeah. So much for a big fire, G.

>> Look, look, look. Uh the the brightest

the [music] biggest star burns the

brightest, you know. And [laughter] uh

>> I'm going for a flame grilled triangle.

>> Oh god. Yeah, this is not I should not

be doing it like this.

>> No, no, you should do it like that.

>> Okay, so I'm going to guess you just

poke it right in the center.

>> Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's opening

up. It's opening up.

>> Yeah, mine's opening up, too.

>> It's opening up.

>> I'm hoping my other side

>> Oh, [ __ ] My fire just Sorry. My fire

just crumbled. Oh, wait. My fire has

returned stronger than ever. [laughter]

>> I don't know how that happened. Yours

looks like some kind of [ __ ]

something from Alien Isolation.

>> Yeah.

>> The [ __ ] is going on with your sausage?

>> I don't know.

>> Oh my god. It does look like A FACE ON.

NO,

>> that's a [ __ ] dune worm right there.

[laughter]

>> One of my sides opened really nicely.

The other one didn't.

>> I think it's cooking evenly.

>> Clutching onto my knife like someone's

going to like steal [laughter] my

sausage. [snorts]

>> Get away from MY SAUSAGE. IT'S MINE.

>> My eyes don't stop watering cuz I'm

constantly getting [ __ ] smoke screen

by corner.

>> Oh, my log is like bubbling. That must

have been a very watery

>> uh Yeah, that's probably why I'm getting

[ __ ] smoke in my eyes for the past 5

minutes.

>> Really?

>> Yeah.

>> I don't think so. I think it's fair to

say our strengths do not lie in making

fires. Well, Joe maybe, but

>> yeah, I made it with no help.

>> I don't know how you did that. That was

honestly kind of hot. [laughter]

>> Thank you.

>> I think I'm done.

>> Yeah, me too. I think

>> Oh, we got an actual chef. No way.

>> Now, is the wood there decorative or is

it something to do with the dishes? Tell

me, go ahead first.

>> Few condiments first.

>> I I genuinely don't know what to put on

it.

>> You pick first.

>> Do you know the answer?

>> Yeah.

>> [ __ ] me.

>> I don't think the mayonnaise is used.

>> Come on, Joey. Come on. Just Just make a

choice.

>> Make a choice.

>> Just make a choice.

>> Make a choice.

>> That's what I'm thinking.

>> I'm going to go with the mustard. This

is mustard, right?

>> What the [ __ ] has happened there?

>> That is a horror movie right there,

Joey.

>> Dude, that's what the the Texas Chainsaw

Massacre did to his victims. That's not

a sausage. Okay. I feel like I need to

cut the bread.

>> Do you?

>> But how do I do it while holding the

sausage?

>> Let me hold your sausage.

>> If you drop this, I will actually kill

you.

>> Oh, that's a nice bucket.

>> That's just a good bread.

>> That is a good bread.

>> I say sorry to all the Swiss people

watching this.

>> Yeah, sorry. Swiss people, you watch

trash taste before. You uh you knew that

when we filmed a special one in your

country, you should not have been

celebrating. [laughter]

>> So, I'm guessing this is not normally

what you do.

>> No.

>> No. [laughter]

mustard born. There you go. There you

go. Chef,

>> enjoy.

>> Thank you [laughter] very much.

>> That didn't sound promising at all.

>> So, the rest of you

>> I'm going to take a book out of the

Australian. I'm going to make a bunny

snag cuz I feel I feel like the Swiss

and the Aussies have

>> relax [laughter]

sausage. Oh, you're doing it on the

bread. Oh, [ __ ] I didn't think about

that.

>> Get an even coating.

The chef just gave me this look. She

just looked at me like this,

[ __ ] [laughter]

You What do you think must belongs on?

Ghan.

>> Oh, okay. Oh, he's really doing a

Bunning style.

>> This is This is painful to watch.

>> Do I want to do this? This is kind of

abomination but

>> I'm sorry, Swiss people. I know this is

not the way.

>> You're making a little like bunker for

us. [laughter]

>> We're going to tear this out. I'm so

sorry.

He just wants [ __ ] just wants

bread. Okay. Hold on.

>> Oh, little cubby hole for it.

>> What? What the [ __ ] is a sausage hot

tub?

>> What is What is he?

>> Oh, he's he's giving it a mustard bath.

>> Mhm.

>> Okay, so I have the regular slice with

the mustard on top. G has one slice, but

the mustard on top.

>> This is inspired by Australia special.

And

>> shout out to has given it a bath.

>> Let's start with the sausage. They

actually look quite nice. If I take a

look at them,

>> sorry,

>> not too dark. You all had the right

choice with the bread and also with the

sauce. But after that, [laughter]

>> it went there.

>> It went sideways.

>> Your sausage is already out because you

stabbed it long ways in the beginning.

>> Yeah, I realized I [ __ ] up there.

>> Otherwise, it would have been cut really

well on the ends. I would go with yours

because it's cut evenly on both sides

>> where this one is cut too much in.

>> Just keep coming.

>> I went pretty deep. Yeah,

>> I like when it's flaring out.

>> Then we go to the bread. These ones are

the right choices. They're really

creative one.

>> You know, you don't have tried this.

>> Yeah. This thing. Have you tried it,

chef? I just think we're being a bit too

judgmental

>> for the for the sauce. Either one or

wrong.

>> Oh,

>> actually to show how it should be done.

>> Yeah. Please, please.

>> Take one beautiful slice of bread and

put a big blob of it here.

>> Oh.

>> Oh. Oh, wow. That's

>> That's a That's how much mustard you put

on.

>> You would place the sausage next to it

and you can dip the sausage and in the

end the bread is soaked in mustard.

>> So, you would have the perfect bread and

sausage or some of the mustard.

>> Why? I can hold a lot more mustard than

that [laughter] in this in this vessel.

>> I like mustard, but not this.

Before I decide on who's going to win

the challenge,

>> yes,

>> I have to taste the sausage. We stuff

with the Aussie version of Swiss.

>> Can I taste mine?

>> Yeah, go for it.

>> Go for it. [laughter]

>> That's so good.

>> Yeah, I'm [snorts] glad I lost.

>> I'd say the crunch is good. Outside

looking good. It's warm on the inside,

but due to spreading the mustard too

early, you cannot get the mustard while

eating the sausage. Here we have the the

interesting situation of mustard on the

sausage. Yeah.

>> So,

>> if I have to decide on these two, I

would go with your sausage.

>> Let's go.

>> Three points, baby.

>> Give me that, chef.

>> You are realizing

points.

>> Oh,

>> yeah. We are. [ __ ] [laughter]

>> Damn. I should not have done the stupid

little submarine for my

>> wait. That means we all get to go on the

sauna, but we also all have to plunge

into the like

>> this has never happened before.

>> He needs to go in for longer for

cheating.

>> Oh, by the way, boys, I just found out

as well uh that the production team

actually got a little bit of a gift

ready for the winner.

>> Oh, that's awkward.

>> Since you decided to do a tie.

>> Yeah.

>> Um you have to fight for it or maybe

share it. No,

>> it's a

>> No way.

>> Titan.

>> What? That's actually so nice.

>> So maybe you want to fight for it in the

water, whoever [laughter] is first or

whatever. But yeah,

>> I feel like there's only one way.

>> Joey,

>> the trash taste way.

>> Joey, don't Joey. Joey.

>> Junking.

>> Why? [laughter] I would just give me the

watch. I'll just I won't kill you.

>> I want the watch. I want the watch. I

won't kill you.

>> I want the watch. I want the watch.

We're doing it the trash taste way.

WE'RE DOING

[laughter]

[ __ ] this guy. You deserve this.

[screaming] You deserve this.

>> I'm not vlogging.

>> Do you realize how much stuff you ask?

>> You got way too much stuff.

>> Yeah.

>> And now I've got even more stuff.

[laughter]

[music]

>> Of course, this wouldn't be a trash

taste special without prizes and

punishments. And unfortunately, the

losers of this challenge have to jump

into 5° water while the winner gets to

relax [music] in a sauna.

>> And since we tied, well, we each did

both.

>> We are at some outdoor sauna place and

uh unfortunately because uh we have tied

>> in the last challenge, uh we all have to

do

>> a polar plunge.

>> Okay. How what's the water temperature

right now, Joey?

>> Uh of the water. 6° 6°

>> 6°

>> which actually isn't that bad.

>> It's not that bad. Look, we saw

>> Wait, is it warmer in the water than out

here?

[laughter]

>> I think you should go first cuz you've

got a nice wash.

>> You You clearly, you know,

>> and and you got to spend at least 30

seconds in there.

>> 30 seconds with your bel like up to your

neck.

>> 30 seconds up to your neck.

>> 30 seconds after my neck. All right. If

I get hypothermia, you know who to

blame. Oh, it's already cold. All right.

Well, I'll see you on the other side,

boys.

>> See you.

>> Enjoy. Now, watch this. Now, this is the

best part. This is the best part. Watch

this. You're going to turn around and

Yeah.

>> Like clockwork. Ready? [laughter]

>> Are you serious?

>> Are you serious?

>> Yes. Joey,

>> 30 seconds.

>> All right. All right.

>> Below your neck. He's running. Okay,

that's [screaming] good.

>> I'M TOO [laughter]

>> [screaming]

[screaming]

>> OH, [ __ ] MY LIFE.

>> 15 more seconds. 15.

>> COUNT ME DOWN, PLEASE.

MY 10 9 8 7 6 5 4

3

>> Three and a half three two.

>> Where are you going? Lift up your feet.

Left. Left. [laughter]

What are you What are you doing?

>> [laughter]

>> Let me in. Let me in. Let me in. Let me

in. Let me in.

[laughter]

>> Can't be that bad.

>> Yeah. Right. Well, I mean, you you can

go.

>> Go ahead. Why not? Gone.

>> Oh my god. It is. It is already cold.

>> Well, my fellow Brightonians, uh, this

is a classic winter in Bryson.

>> I don't think G is going to [laughter]

be as easy as G things. How bad is it,

Gone? How How bad is it, G?

>> This is like staring into like the abyss

right now. That is so cold.

>> This is not This is not a Thai beach.

He's going the slow walk as well. He's

just extending his pain.

>> It's absolutely fantastic.

>> God, just go in. Why are you halfassing

this? Just get in there.

>> Three, two, ONE.

>> Oh my god.

Hey, let me let me into my space. Let me

into my

>> Let me palace.

>> How is it?

>> That's actually not that bad.

>> Actually, not that bad. I'm excited.

>> A lot less different from Joey's escape.

Ghana's a lot more slow. It's not that

bad.

>> That was really horrible. And then your

whole body goes in and

>> you become one.

>> I don't know. You know,

>> that felt very nice. Actually,

>> the key is the head. You have to put

your head under there.

>> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Fully submerged.

>> Yeah. Go on.

>> Oh god.

>> You can do it.

>> All right.

>> Are you warm enough to react to?

>> Yeah. Yeah. I'll react to Conor.

>> Let's go.

>> Oh god.

>> That's a friend [laughter] right there.

>> That is a Joey. Joey ran off R2-D2.

[laughter]

>> Just [ __ ] left. This is where I want

God to go cuz I know he's zenike. He can

do this.

>> No. This is going to be bad. I can

already tell.

>> [laughter]

>> OH, [screaming] THAT'S NOT GOOD. CON,

THAT'S REALLY [ __ ] COLD. [ __ ]

>> That's [ __ ]

>> Go on, Connor. You can do it.

>> I s with Joey on this one. That's

[laughter] [ __ ] up.

>> It doesn't get any deeper than this.

>> Plunging in, man.

>> I'm just going to suffer.

>> All right.

>> It's been good, world. I'm just going to

die now.

You're going to hear my screams under

the water.

>> [ __ ] I don't want to do this.

>> All right.

>> Three, two, one.

>> No. He's got to stay in. He's got to

stay in.

>> You got to stay in, Connor. Got to stay

in. Come on. Happy place. Happy place.

Happy place.

>> I'm in

this feels great. [clears throat]

>> No. Joy's a little [ __ ] Yeah, bro.

My nipples are inverting, I think.

[laughter]

I think my skin's trying TO LEAVE MY

BODY.

>> ALL RIGHT. You done?

>> It's [ __ ]

>> I see why you couldn't speak. I

literally I couldn't speak when I got in

the water.

>> [ __ ]

>> Now I'm okay, though. Now it's fine.

>> Yeah. All right. Well, that was the

second punishment. So, we're going to

get our reward now.

>> We deserve it. We deserve it.

>> We deserve it. Yeah. Now that we're out,

it's not too bad cuz the water's so

cold.

>> Oh, it's like bullets though on your

feet.

>> Just three guys.

>> Just three dudes [laughter]

>> in a sauna.

>> In a sauna. Nothing.

>> Once I plunged my head in and I had that

like brief two seconds of discomfort, I

just sat up.

>> Yeah.

>> Went to my happy place.

>> You're too much of a monk for this [ __ ]

I can't I couldn't do it.

>> I couldn't speak when I got in the

water.

>> Yeah, I I couldn't I

>> I sounded like [ __ ] RCD, too.

>> Yeah, we know. Weird. [laughter]

My god.

>> I was like losing myself.

>> I was like a tie fighter.

>> I was like, [screaming]

>> it's really nice in here, but like Yeah,

I'm still cold.

>> Yeah.

>> Yeah.

>> I'm finally warmed up now.

>> Tied up and moving on. We left Lousern

for Mount Rii, locally known as the

queen of the mountains, to take on one

of Switzerland's most iconic cultural

traditions, the Alporn.

>> [music]

[music]

[music]

[music]

[music]

>> All right, let's uh let's see if we can

do any better than that.

>> Hello.

>> It's your show.

>> Thank you.

>> Wow. You know, when I saw this mountain,

I thought, yeah, we need to have more

white. [laughter]

>> More. Let's let's blend into the

atmosphere, shall we?

>> Um and how's that?

>> I was pretty close. I'm a knock on now.

>> Nailed [laughter] it.

>> Ain't a knock on under on

>> So, boys, uh, do you have any experience

playing instruments

>> like this? I've I've played trumpet a

little bit, so

>> maybe [laughter] this will help. Maybe

it'll be completely useless.

>> This next challenge is broken into three

parts. Hitting a low note, reaching a

high note, and holding a long note.

>> At the end, it's up to the professional

Alpornis to decide who played the best.

I can't even whistle.

>> The lips are like an M sound. M

>> and then a soft blow through the lips.

>> Okay.

>> Is that the sound I'm supposed to make?

It sounds like you can take the sound

like a dying. [laughter]

>> Oh, that's amazing.

>> You got it. You got it.

>> Not too hot.

>> I'm going to pass out. [laughter]

>> A bit instrument.

>> Okay. Makes

>> sense.

>> Let's I try. I guess put this in.

>> Oh, [laughter]

>> how's that,

>> dude? You [ __ ] got it. How did he do

that?

>> How did he do that?

>> That's hard.

>> I think that's the sound they make when

they're about to go to war. [laughter]

>> You don't sound confident. [laughter]

>> I sound like a dying rat, right?

me when I fart in C. [laughter]

>> I'm not You hear that? It's the sound of

who? [laughter]

>> I'm trying real hard not to laugh

[laughter] while I do this.

>> This is like that scene in Whiplash.

>> I can't even get a note down.

>> [laughter]

>> Swiss Charlie Puth be like

sharp.

>> All right. So, we are now going into the

next segment where our teacher will try

to give us a note to hit.

>> Uh, and we're going to try and hit it

after this practice that we've done. So,

boys, we practiced for 10 minutes.

>> Yeah, we practiced for 10 minutes. We

are now experts.

>> Okay.

>> Okay.

>> Okay. Let's start.

>> All right.

>> Okay. [music]

>> Okay.

>> [ __ ]

>> All right. I'll try.

[laughter]

>> A car crash sounds like in Switzerland.

>> Oh, that was the note.

>> He got that for one second. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yes. Super.

>> Thank you. Thank you.

>> [music]

>> Yo, he got it.

>> So close.

>> He got it. He had it. He had it.

>> I can't get the low notes, dude.

>> It's a high one, though. Now, that's the

>> This is brought to you in Dolby Atmos.

[laughter]

>> Test with a higher one.

>> Okay. I'm a little bit better at that.

>> Oh my god, this is gonna be hard.

>> Shut the [ __ ] up,

I think.

>> Oh, he got it. He got it for a second,

man.

>> Like tiny. He had it for a second.

>> Yeah.

>> Yo. Okay. Okay.

>> In between.

>> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Oh, you had it. You had it.

>> Nice,

dude. God's good. He's locked in.

>> All right, Joe.

>> Okay, Joe,

>> amaze us.

>> I can't do it. I can't do it, coach. I

can't do it.

>> And we can try to to make one note

>> but really long.

>> Okay. Okay. One single tone.

>> Okay. Okay. Easy

[music]

enough. I got to hit that note again.

God damn it.

>> Man, it's really hard to hold a note for

a long time. It's really tough cuz my

lips really immediately want to move out

of position.

>> Yeah,

>> but I'm I'm trying to desperately keep

them flapping. They just want to move.

[laughter]

>> That's the best I got. That's the best I

got.

It's a bit of a wet one.

>> Oh, he finds it. He finds it.

>> Damn, he's [ __ ] good at recovering.

He's so good at recovering.

[music]

>> Wow. Look at him, man.

>> Oh, he's so [ __ ] good. You got a

first instrument. [laughter]

>> This is like This my

>> That's your first instrument.

>> No, it's my second guitar. And then the

port.

>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

>> Show show us [clears throat] how it's

done.

>> Oh,

decent.

>> Well, decent.

>> [ __ ] [laughter] sake.

>> Well, gentlemen, it has been a pleasure

and audience at home, here is Trash

Taser's rendition of the Alporn. All

right. Three, two, one.

Wait, we actually did it there.

>> Okay, so judges, uh, you guys heard us

playing.

>> Yeah.

>> Let us know out of us three.

>> Yeah.

>> Who is the best Alporn player

>> and worst? I'd love to know the

>> worst. Who's the worst?

>> We have no worst alporn player.

>> Well, Oh, [laughter] I can think of one.

>> I think we can let the audience decide.

I can name one.

>> And I think the winner is

>> G.

Congratulations.

>> He's a natural. He's a natural.

>> I've never played a woodwin instrument

before and I'm

>> proud to say that this is my first.

[laughter]

>> After learning to play the alporn, well,

sort of. We couldn't [music] pass up the

chance to test our new skills with the

professional alporn band in such a

stunning environment. Let's just say uh

we've got some work to do. Mainly mainly

me. [music]

[screaming]

>> I couldn't tell who was who. I didn't

know who was who. I'll be real. If I had

luck, I wouldn't have known.

>> Honestly, I think the nerves got to me

cuz I played that perfectly.

>> Yeah.

>> So, this is uh another Swiss tradition

we are going to be partaking in. Uh

taking a shot of

>> schnobs. When you have the alporn, you

>> at the top of the mountain with an

alporn. So, [laughter]

>> thank you. Thank you.

>> Oh my goodness gracious.

>> I thought this was going to be a nice

reward.

>> Okay. Cheers.

>> Cheers.

>> Cheers.

>> Cheers.

>> Bash band in Switzerland.

>> Cheers.

>> Wow. Really really [laughter]

complex flavor.

>> Yes.

>> I'll take another one. I think I put

this in my car.

>> Uh, really? Um,

>> yeah. Yeah.

>> Oh god. We're having a second one.

>> God damn.

>> That's not good, is it?

>> Well, boys, I'll tell you how I feel

right now. [ __ ]

[laughter]

>> You are the best Alporn player.

Congratulations. Your Swiss pride. And

uh, you get yourself a little bit of a

reward apparently.

>> What is my reward? I'm I'm very excited

to find out what my reward is.

>> Um, guys, what is that?

>> This SC is a San Sorry if I'm [ __ ] up

the pronunciation. Uh, it's basically

the Swiss equivalent of, you know, those

rickshaw cars that you see in like Kyoto

and stuff. Okay.

>> Uh, in the 1900s, apparently, this is

how people would get carried up.

>> The tourists, they would take them all

the way up this 2,000 m.

>> So, is this my reward?

>> This is your reward.

>> So, where are we going? Up the mountain

like just a little bit.

>> Not Yeah, I mean up that

>> up that.

>> Well, we're not we're not athletic.

>> That's that's that's that's a hill.

That's That's not even a mountain.

>> That's my That's my reward.

>> I don't know that. [laughter]

>> Joey Joey gets a like grand watch and

this is what I get. Uh is this safe? No,

>> but I mean take a seat.

>> Take a seat.

>> Take a seat, my lord.

>> All right. All right.

>> J, you want to front end him? I'll back

end him.

>> Yeah, sure.

>> I'll hit him from the back.

>> Yeah. All right. Ready? Three, two, one.

>> Oh my god. Oh. Oh, this feels

uncomfortable.

[laughter]

[screaming]

Carry on this. This is uh the worst

punishment I've uh Wait, it's not even a

punishment. It's It's a reward. I'm

getting rewarded right now by putting my

trust into

>> uh these two boys that are four schnaps

as deep.

>> Come on, girl. Come on, boy. Hell,

Jerry. Ah, [ __ ]

>> Joey, what? Joey, where's all that

CrossFit gone? Joey, come on. Come on.

>> Oh my god. This I am so nervous right

now. Okay. All right. Look at that edge

in three. [laughter]

>> All right. Get me off this ride. Get me

off this ride. Get me off this ride.

>> Enjoy your throne.

>> Are you guys ready? [sighs]

>> Ready as ever.

>> Let's get some more schnaps. All right.

Let's go. Let's go. You

>> You don't want to go down on this guy?

>> I'm good. [laughter]

Maybe not with you boys around.

So, with the first two challenges

completed, it was still anybody's game

with Grant in first, me in second, and

Joey in third. Of course, it wouldn't be

a winter special without doing some

winter sports.

>> Of course, and that's why we're up here.

Joey, where are we? We're in Sas right

now. We are currently 2,350

m above sea level. Actually, the

mountain up there, from what I heard, is

the highest peak in all of Switzerland.

4545 meters.

>> Are we going to throw the loser off

there?

>> Yeah. Yeah, exactly.

>> Instant death.

>> But, uh, we're going to be doing a bunch

of winter sports here. Uh, starting off

with one that I personally have never

done before. Uh, competitive sledging.

>> What? What do you mean? I've done

sledding before.

>> We did We did it in Brighton. We We went

We went down like these hills as a kid.

That's the same thing, right?

>> Like this is like really bad.

>> What do you mean?

>> Like it's dangerous. Yeah.

>> How bad could it be?

>> Well, you don't have brakes.

>> Yeah, your brakes are your feet.

Actually,

>> your face.

>> Your face.

>> Luckily, you talk about animist. You

don't need it. We need our face.

[laughter]

>> Oh my god.

>> We need it.

>> I'm just here trying to exist here.

[laughter]

>> It's okay, guys. It's okay. I'll just

put on my goggles now. You don't need to

see my face.

>> All right. Well, let's get into some

sliding man.

>> Uh I don't know what I was expecting. Um

>> dude, Connor thought we were going face

first. Yeah,

>> you thought we were doing the [ __ ]

skeleton or something.

>> Well, I I didn't I'm going to be honest

with you. This is kind of [ __ ]

>> I think going face first is pretty

[ __ ]

>> I just think the speed that I'm going to

get anyway is going to be [ __ ] up.

>> So, there's two paths in front of us.

There's the red path and the blue path.

>> Go down the blue path.

>> The blue path.

>> If you go down the red path, you will

[clears throat] die. The person who wins

is the person who makes it out alive.

>> Basically,

>> that's that's objective one. Objective

two is uh have fun, boys.

>> [laughter]

>> Have fun.

>> What do you mean?

>> Is known for having some of the best

snow in the world outside of Japan. So,

for our third challenge, we've broken it

into three parts yet again. Competitive

sledding, a downhill slalom race, and

ice hockey. This challenge is simple.

The first to make it down this winding

course with sharp turns and drops wins.

>> This feels like Mario Kart.

>> This is Mario Kart.

>> We need the tune.

>> 3 2 1 [screaming]

Come on, let's go.

>> Come on. Come on.

[screaming]

Run.

>> See you.

>> Oh my god. Terrifying.

>> Woo.

>> Connor, watch out, please. I'm right

behind you,

>> bro. Don't [ __ ] go into me. [ __ ]

This is [ __ ] That's a cliff, Joey.

Watch out for a cliff.

>> I can't break. How do I break in this?

>> [ __ ] hell.

>> Woo. Let's go.

>> That's just a cliff.

Oh my god. Fell off the cliff.

[screaming]

Oh [ __ ] SEE YOU. [laughter] [ __ ] I

fell off. Caught's down. Connor's down.

Ah.

>> Oh my god. OH MY GOD. WE'RE DOWN. MAN

DOWN. Oh [ __ ] Oh god. Oh god.

>> Oh my god. God nearly died.

>> Oh god.

>> Oh my god. Oh my god.

>> Oh [ __ ]

This is so scary. [laughter] Okay, I see

Jerry. Maybe I can catch up to him. Oh

god. Oh no. I think she can't get back

up. I think I might need to go that way.

Oh, HERE WE GO. THE W, BABY. The W.

[screaming and cheering]

Oh [ __ ]

Oh [ __ ]

>> Down here.

>> Oh, wait. This is the finish line.

>> Oh no.

>> OH, WHAT THE [ __ ] I THOUGHT THIS WAS

THE FINISH LINE. NO. GET [ __ ] JOEY.

[laughter]

HE was celebrating early and he hadn't

even won yet.

Okay, but I'm in the lead. COME ON,

PLEASE. I NEED THIS WIN. I NEED TO WIN A

CHALLENGE. I don't know where I'm going

right now.

I think I might be taking the red slope.

We are going down a cliff right now. I

can see the boys. This is not fun. Where

the hell is gone?

>> All right. Nice, nice, nice, nice. We're

controlling the speed. Controlling the

speed.

>> Great speed, though. Great speed. Great

angles. Great apex turns. Oh my god. Oh

my god.

Holy [ __ ]

HOLY [ __ ] OH, MY FACE. I JUST COVERED

my face in [ __ ] ice. That is not a

good way to break.

>> Nice. Nice. Nice. All right. Oh, my legs

are so tired. Woohoo. [cheering]

YES.

MY FACE IS SO COLD.

Oh god, I am not built for this.

Southeast Asian man finds himself on

snow. High five, baby. You Oh my god,

steering this thing in the start was so

hard. And now I think I finally got the

hang of it. I got to keep my legs as far

as possible and just lightly grind. And

then when I want to turn harder, I push

my my heel in a bit more, but only my

heel. dig in.

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Okay.

Yes. Oh god. We're getting fast. We're

getting fast. We're getting fast. We're

getting fast. We're getting fast. Oh

[ __ ] Oh [ __ ]

[ __ ] the [ __ ] I need my blue shell

right now. Where are the items? I need

the items. Thank god there's no blue

shells in real life cuz I would be

PUNISHED FOR THE SIZE OF MY LEAD. I'M

GETTING FLATTER. I got to be more

aerodynamic. This is peak physical body

chat. Lock in.

>> Okay,

you turn right there.

>> Oh [ __ ]

My teeth

drift. Oh [ __ ] I [laughter]

>> They're probably fine. teeth and nail

over each other. Now I can see the skid

marks.

>> You know, right now I could easily go

ahead and claim victory, but what fun

would that be? I'm going to let the boys

catch up a little bit.

>> Oh [ __ ] that's a sharp turn.

>> Oh, here they are. Oh god, I hear them.

Oh god.

[ __ ] exhausted.

Go.

>> Aerodynamics, chat. Aerodynamics. This

is how I will tackle the rest of this

mountain.

I think the key to winning a race

against the boys is to [ __ ] up as little

as possible.

Oh [ __ ]

Yeah, that's what's up. That's what

we're talking about.

>> And after my initial [ __ ] up, I've had

zero.

>> Oh, WAIT. I SEE CONNOR. OH.

OH. OH, DAMN. That's a straight road. I

can't even see them. How far behind am

I?

>> Which way? Down here. This is great so

far. This is so long. This is a lot

longer than I thought.

>> Oh, I got here. They are. Sorry.

[laughter]

>> Second place.

>> Second place.

[ __ ]

[panting]

A [ __ ]

Where the hell's Conor going?

[laughter]

Got a sharp right turn here.

What the [ __ ] is this road?

Where do we go? This picking up a lot

more speed than uh than we have so thus

far. Oh, there he is.

Oh my god, he's going really fast.

>> You're almost there. NO, YOU YOU'RE NOT

AT THE FINISH LINE YET. IT'S RIGHT

THERE. [laughter]

Get to the finish line.

>> You're almost there. Cross the line.

>> Yeah.

>> Finish. Well, that didn't go according

to plan. Where's Connor? He We [ __ ]

off somewhere over there.

>> We crushed them. Well, that was

toboggoning.

>> That was a lot of fun. I need some

water.

>> Yeah, I know, right?

>> Most of my energy was spent trying to

get up that mountain again. [laughter]

Let's go pick up the white boy.

So, even though Connor was MIA and we

probably should have disqualified him,

he ended up getting first place. Gant

coming in second, and I was in third by

a single point. All right, that was an

easy win. Uh, it's time for the next

challenge, boys. Who's ready?

>> Uh, we don't have a lot of time because,

uh, Connor found himself in Narnia, uh,

somewhere on these slopes.

>> Gone. You would know if if you were a

friend of speed. Uh, you don't get to

choose where the destination is.

>> We are standing in a slalom field.

>> Yes, a classic traditional race,

>> except uh, we're going to be instead of

skis or snowboards going to be riding

these bad boys. uh ski scooters, which

none of us have ever ridden.

>> This is the first time.

>> Yeah. And probably the last.

>> The slalom race is all about speed. Get

down the mountain as fast as possible

while weaving through 10 flags. Miss a

flag and 10 seconds will be added to the

time. Fall and 1 second gets tacked on.

The best time wins.

>> All right. Who wants to go first then?

>> Not me.

>> I think you should go first.

>> Wait, why me?

>> I think you should go first. I think

>> you just got this you just got this aura

about first go.

>> All right. You ready, Joey?

>> All right, Joey.

>> Yeah. [ __ ] my life. Three, two, one, go.

>> Oh, that's a trap. Okay.

>> [ __ ]

He went straight into the

>> got to count as a

know. you know.

>> Oh, he's he's

>> okay. That's a fool.

>> That's a fool.

>> He's done.

>> Okay. Okay.

>> All right. All right.

>> Actually, don't think Oh god. Oh god.

>> Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. [laughter]

>> Oh my god.

>> Come on.

>> Oh my god.

>> He's just got to go for it. He's got to

go for it.

>> Everyone.

>> Yeah, he's hitting it.

>> [ __ ]

>> Okay. Okay. Speed now. Now he's just

running. He's just running.

>> Running.

>> Come on, Sher. Get back on there. All

right, go on. You got this, Jo.

>> You're basically flat now, Joey. This

should be easy.

>> Oh [ __ ]

>> No. Okay, immediately off. [laughter]

>> LET'S make it. Make it to the end.

>> Okay, he's got it. Finally.

>> Official falls.

>> Four official falls.

>> All right.

>> That was the most terrifying thing I've

ever done.

>> At least he didn't uh kill himself.

>> No, he didn't. He didn't make it to the

bottom. I I think in one piece.

>> Yeah, in one in one piece.

>> I think that's pretty easy.

>> So,

>> I'll try I'll try. I'll see I'll just

see what I can do. I'll hope. I'll pray

and I'll I'll dream.

>> Here we go.

>> Okay, I got this.

>> Three, two, one.

>> Oh my god.

>> All right.

>> He's going.

>> Wait, wait, wait. He's going straight

down.

>> Wait, he's not even doing the slum.

[laughter] What the hell? He's not doing

the slum.

>> HE'S JUST GOING STRAIGHT DOWN. WAIT,

HE'S ACTUALLY KIND OF KILLING IT.

>> WAIT, he is

>> Uhoh. OH.

>> OH, that was a bad fall. That was a bad

fall. Was he alive?

>> He's He's alive. He's alive. He's good.

He's good.

>> He literally skipped every flag.

>> He skipped.

>> Oh my god.

>> That can't count. That's against the

spirit of the game, right? That's like

max penalty.

>> I did not do a slal. 28 seconds. Not too

bad. [laughter]

>> All right. Well, uh, gone. It's your

turn.

>> I'm all ready for this.

>> Three, two, one, go.

>> All right.

[laughter]

>> Wait, WHAT'S HE DOING? WHAT'S HE DOING?

>> NO. NO. NO. [ __ ]

>> GET ON THE SCOOTER.

>> GET ON THE [ __ ] SCOOTER.

>> WE GOT THIS. We got this.

>> Get on.

She's not even doing it.

>> Okay. What the [ __ ] is he doing?

>> We're doing the slam and good. Okay,

>> that's got to be disqualification.

>> Oh my god.

>> What is he doing? He looks like he just

shoot himself.

>> Yeah, [laughter]

>> making good time.

>> I went to the finish line with him.

>> Why is he It's basically flat now. Just

get on it.

>> Just get on it. [ __ ] before we

started was like, "Yeah, I'll make sure

to do it properly." Unlike Connor,

>> I can't believe this bugger.

>> At least I rode the bloody thing.

>> I know. We both rode it.

>> He didn't EVEN GET ON [laughter] IT.

No way.

>> What?

>> That's got to be a D.

>> That's a D. That's 100%. Yeah, that's an

instant third place right there.

>> We hit every slalom and we didn't fall

down. I think we got a good chance to

score some good points there.

>> And the worst part is we have to listen

to him argue about it now. He's going to

pretend like he even thinks that it's

fair.

>> I I I I went around the flags. I got to

the

>> said you had to do it on the scooter.

[laughter]

>> What was that?

>> The [ __ ] was that,

>> bro? What the [ __ ]

>> Oh, I'm going to do it properly. Unlike

Connor, he said

>> I didn't do it properly. I hit every

slum. You [laughter] didn't You didn't

get I hit every slum and I didn't fall

down either on my

>> Me and Joey both agree that you should

be DQed.

>> What? If I get DQed, you get DQed. No.

>> Absolutely not. I'm not complaining

about that. Absolutely not.

>> I'm the only one who actually played the

[ __ ]

>> No. You You want to play this game? If I

go down, you're going down. You want to

give him the free win?

>> You want to give him the free win?

>> No. Go. All I'm saying is is that

[laughter]

yours is a a flagrant bending of the

rules.

>> Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Going straight

down.

>> I'm sorry. I was going too fast to turn.

Okay. That's that we There's a reason

why we have penalties for missing a

slalom.

>> My penalty was being was the fact that I

was slower than what I could have done

if I was competent on my uh on my ski

scooter.

>> We tried to play chess and you you were

playing checkers.

>> No, no. We did we did the same thing,

don't we? We did the same. Me and you

are not the same. do not play mine.

>> I had a cool wipe out. It was beautiful.

Everyone was excited about it.

>> You refused to play the game. I refused

to play the game.

>> What was your What was your time? At

least let's hear it out. There might

even be semantics. [laughter]

>> I actually don't know. It wasn't Jackie.

>> What?

>> That's the one thing you had to do.

>> I I uh I don't want Joey to win.

>> No, I don't want Joey to win.

>> So, I say the only way we can all agree

to this is we do it again at the same

time.

>> And this time, we all have to run it

perfectly. No running, no missing as

slalom,

>> no walking,

>> no walking. Okay.

>> You got to run it perfectly. If you miss

one, walk back up, hit it.

>> Okay.

>> And first one at the bottom gets the

win.

>> All right. I'm I'm down for that.

>> I'm down for that.

>> I'm down for that.

>> All right. Let's do it. Okay. Cool.

>> Thank you for agreeing with us.

>> All right. Let's get ready.

>> Let's get ready.

>> Three, two, one, go.

>> [ __ ] Oh my god.

Oh my god. This is sick.

Holy [ __ ]

>> Oh my god.

Oh [ __ ]

Yes.

OH MY GOD.

OH, THAT was so hot.

>> Oh, [ __ ] me.

>> That was [ __ ]

>> That was so hard.

>> Let's never do that again.

>> I never ever want to do that ever again.

>> Almost I almost decapitated G.

>> Bro, God nearly took out my legs.

>> That was the worst thing I think Trash

Tace has ever done.

>> I should have just taken the DQ.

>> Congratulations on your Conor.

>> Thank you.

>> Um,

>> justice has been served.

>> Yeah, sure.

>> Clearly, you care about your life less

than me.

>> Yeah,

>> that is true. us. There's no argument on

that.

>> I just like going fast and uh winning

challenges. So, uh what's the next one?

>> Well, we're going to head on over to the

rink down there and uh do some that

doesn't necessarily involve snow.

>> All right, first one there with this

extra point. See you.

>> I'll take care of the kids.

Welcome to the final challenge of this

special, the ice skating or ice hockey

challenge.

>> Ice hockey challenge,

>> as they call it in most parts of the

world hockey.

>> Yes. [laughter]

>> In Canada.

>> Uh Joey, why are you holding on to me?

>> Uh cuz I've never [ __ ] done this

before.

>> Oh, okay.

>> And I'm terrifying.

>> Uh luckily, we have an instructor,

>> a professional hockey player. We have

Nicola who's coming in right now. Oh,

look at that.

>> Oh my god.

>> Okay.

>> Oh my god.

>> That was great.

>> I would never be able to do that.

>> So, you're going to teach us how to play

ice hockey?

>> Yes, I try to.

>> Yeah, please.

>> You're professional. Should be easy.

>> Yeah, but you're not. So, it's pretty

easy.

>> Okay.

>> If you know how to.

>> Yeah.

>> So, like this, you are in fully control

of the stick.

>> Yeah.

>> And then you try to look at the goal.

Aim with your eyes to the goal and then

just shoot.

Okay, go in. Joey. Joey, you want to go

first?

>> Get in there, Joey. Stop touching me.

Look, there's no movement here, Joe.

Lock in, Joey.

>> I need to back up. I need to back up.

>> I just got to just lock in. Just lock

in.

>> Just get just get it in the goal. Get it

in the gold.

>> Stop [ __ ] touching me, K.

>> All right, here we go.

>> Oh. Oh.

>> Oh my god.

>> Oh my god. Four points.

>> You know, they call me Wayne Gretzky

back in UK. Use that for balance.

>> Don't use me for balance, Joey.

>> I'm dribbling. I'm dribbling.

>> Wow. Okay.

>> Oh, nice. Nice. Nice dribble. Nice

dribble. Now,

>> shoot.

>> Oh, [ __ ]

>> All right. All right. We'll take those.

We'll take those.

>> You know, it's very, very easy when you

don't have an opponent.

>> All right. Should we practice uh

>> how to dribble a little bit?

>> Yeah, let's let's practice how to

dribble.

>> Let's practice movements.

>> All right.

>> Here we go.

>> All right.

>> Okay. That's very slow. That's very

slow.

>> Shut the [ __ ] up.

>> Oh my god.

>> Okay.

>> Yo, I don't know who the star [ __ ]

>> Joey. Joey.

>> Joey. Joey.

>> Joey.

>> Oh [ __ ]

>> Joy's getting into a [ __ ]

>> Uh, true ice hockey style. Joey is uh

taking out his opponent.

>> Yeah, the cone.

>> The cone. [laughter]

>> He's What is he doing?

>> Ah, [ __ ]

>> You're hitting every cone.

>> I can't move.

>> Oh my god.

Okay. Oh, he's Oh, he's actually

dribbled past the cone.

>> Let's go, Joey.

>> Too far. Too far. Too far. Too far. All

right.

>> Line it up.

>> Line it up.

>> Oh, he just got that.

>> Oh, he's got to do that again, Jerry, on

the real thing.

>> Yo.

>> Yeah, he's still

>> fell.

Hey. Hey. Don't lose the park. Well,

>> he's going. He's going.

>> Don't. Oh, he's lost the puck.

>> Okay. Okay. I'm locked in. I'm locked

in. Okay.

>> Hey, nice.

>> Oh, right in the center.

>> Good shot.

>> That's hard. All right. Gone.

>> Nice. Okay. Don't lose the park. Don't

lose the park.

>> Yeah. Yeah.

>> Okay. Now he's lost it the wrong way.

>> Hey, look. Slow and steady wins the

race.

>> I just did a step over.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, he's he's got it.

Nice. Nice. Nice.

>> Oh, he's lost.

>> Shoot.

>> Oh.

>> For the final challenge, we'll dribble a

puck through a series of cones and shoot

our shot after each run. If we miss,

we'll need to grab a new puck and go

back through all the cones again. The

timer stops once we've made two

successful goals.

>> All right. You ready, Joey?

>> Yeah.

>> All right, we got a stopwatch. Ready?

>> All right. 3 2 1 go.

>> Oh, he's going.

>> Okay, that's not I, you know, I really

thought it would be slightly faster.

>> Okay, [laughter]

>> I'm going to try me saying like the 321

feels anticlimactic when you go this

slow.

>> Uh oh, he tackled himself there. He went

past the puck. Okay.

>> No, that's actually a very hard

technique. It's called your bait.

>> Okay, I've recovered. See what I was

doing was I was like, you know how in

football they have like the stopovers? I

call that like the

>> Oh my god. How the [ __ ] do you do this?

>> Behind me. I want Ethan.

>> Boom. Flip it in.

>> Boom. Flip it in. [panting]

>> I swear to God if I miss the shot, we're

going to be here all [ __ ] day.

>> Okay,

>> he's going for it.

>> I just love this like elegant camera

work to the most janky ice skating.

>> All right, he's lining up his shot.

>> He's lining up his shot. Will he make

it? Will he make it?

Oh, top to

back. Right back, Joey. Come on. Come

back. Get back. Come on. Hurry up. I'm

trying. [panting]

>> There's no falling over, Joey. Here's

your puck. Here's your puck.

>> Please let it be over.

Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.

>> Okay. Nice. Nice. Here we go. Turn

around. Go. You got it. You got it. Come

on.

>> How the [ __ ] do you turn around in this?

>> You've got an expert cameraman catching

every elegant movement you're putting

out there. Oh yes.

>> Elegant. Look at that. Look at that.

Like a swan on that ice.

>> [ __ ] parapolgic simulator.

>> Oh my god.

>> Don't worry, Joey. You are outclassing

the one-year-olds right now.

>> Yeah. You also are better than the

average Australian at this.

>> Yeah.

>> There we go. There we go. He's getting

it. He's getting it. Come on.

>> Oh, you got this.

>> Like a dream. Like a dream.

>> Please don't miss

this time. Just not tapping it in into

the current.

Okay.

>> Tapping's loud. Just just not, you know,

knocking it over.

>> Yeah.

>> Okay.

>> He was just He was just attacking back.

>> Line it up, Joey. Line it up.

>> Line it up.

>> Okay. Go, Joey.

>> Is he making it?

>> I'm free. I'm free from the torture.

>> Here we go. It is Connor's challenge.

Two shots in and time is up. Are you

ready?

>> You ready, Connor?

>> Three. In three, two, one, go.

>> Okay.

>> I can hear myself echoing.

>> I know. All right. He's already doing

better than me. Let's go.

>> He's going. He's going.

>> He's going. He's going. He's going. He's

getting the speed.

>> He's going. He's getting there. Oh, he's

still got He's got the P. He's still got

the P. Line up the shot. Light up the

shot. LIGHT UP THE SHOT. LIGHT up the

shot.

>> He's

[laughter] missed. [ __ ] [ __ ]

>> Dude, at least his recovery is fast as

[ __ ]

All right. He's missed one. All right.

All right. Here we go.

>> He needs to get two more still. He's

losing [laughter] the

>> How is he fumbling this dude?

>> How is he How is he doing?

>> This should be an easy win.

>> Come on, dude. You got

>> How long do we have to be here for? Are

we

>> Come on.

>> There you go.

>> There we go. There we go. One more. One

more. You got it.

>> One more. Come on, dude.

>> You got plenty of time still, man.

>> I'm knackered. I'm knackered.

>> You got plenty of time. Don't worry.

Don't worry. Don't worry. Come on. Just

don't miss this one. You'll be all

right.

>> It's easy. position.

>> You are the speed. You are the speed.

>> Speed. You are the speed. Get the speed.

>> Like Sonic. Just take the shot. You got

to take THE SHOT.

>> TAKE THE SHOT.

>> TAKE THE SHOT. Take the shot. Take the

shot.

>> Take the shot.

>> Take the shot.

>> Got it.

>> Oh my god. That was hard.

>> 107.

>> 107. Wow. Double my speed. It wasn't

even close.

>> All right. Go on. Are you ready?

>> Yes.

>> Here we go. In 3 2 1 go.

>> Okay. Great approach.

>> All right. He's getting there. Good

start. Wow. Very nice. Great control.

>> Phenomenal control of the park.

>> Oh, dude. His his dribbling is

>> great. Yeah. Phenomenal. Great.

>> All right. Take the shot. Take the shot.

>> Oh my god. Don't [ __ ] up.

>> Come on. Get back here. Get back here.

Come on. We'll get you. We got

>> Don't worry. Don't worry. You You got

plenty of time. You got plenty of time.

Don't worry.

>> Take the P gun. You got it. Go. Go. Go.

>> You got plenty of time.

>> NO. NO. [screaming] NO. NO. [ __ ] IT.

OKAY, FINE. GET A NEW ONE. [ __ ] that

one.

>> Okay,

>> you got plenty of time. Gone. Don't

worry.

>> All right. Come on. Come on. You got it.

You're good.

>> Hello.

We'll allow it. We'll allow it. We'll

allow it.

>> All right. Come on. Lock in. Lock in.

>> Come on, bro. You got it. You got it.

You got it. Come on. You good. Yeah.

That's it. Take the shot. Line it up.

Take the shot.

>> Oh my god. No. He's [ __ ] lost it

again.

>> All right.

>> All right. Come on. Don't worry. You got

plenty of time. Go. You got plenty of

time.

Just look. Your skating is so clean.

>> There's no way he'll miss a third time.

It's just It's just It's impossible.

>> Don't miss, gone, please.

>> Oh my Oh no. Oh no. Oh [laughter] no.

You can win.

>> Oh my god.

>> You can beat him. It's gone. Come on.

Your dribbling so clean.

>> No.

[laughter]

Oh my. Oh my god. Lock.

That was

>> He did like a triple axle.

>> Like a looney to it. No, he's crumbling.

He's hitting the

>> Come on, dude. Just relax.

>> Relax.

>> That's That would be like a 100 points

in figure skating.

>> Oh my god, dude.

>> Come on. No way. You missed the fourth

time.

>> Okay. Okay. Nice. Right in the middle.

Right in the middle. Right in the

middle. Come on. One more, dude. One

more. You got this.

>> All right. Come on, guys.

>> You can still win. You can still win.

>> One more. One more.

>> Oh. Okay. There goes the puck.

>> He's coming back. He's coming back

around.

>> Grab the puck. Grab the puck. Go the

[laughter]

>> Oh my god.

>> [ __ ] moving around like you got

it. You got it. You got it. Come on.

Come on.

>> Come on. Just

>> You might You might win this one.

>> Oh my god. If I do, this will be

>> Hopefully if God misses it here. Come

on. We want him to miss.

>> Come on. Come on. You got it, bro. YOU

GOT TO LINE IT UP.

>> Come on. Oh, HE GOT IT.

>> WOW. That went in. No way.

>> Oh my god.

I I don't know.

>> I don't know if I don't know who won

that. Have you two?

209.

>> Oh,

>> you won, right?

>> How did I get second?

>> Oh my god, you got second.

>> No.

>> How the [ __ ] did I get second?

A little bit of skill, a lot of love,

and just like that, I took the gold

medal and won the special. Thanks for

the game, boys. Now, I wonder what my

prize is. Ah, finally a feast fit for a

king. We've got I think Rost Rosti. I

say it right. Okay. Yes, the camera

crew's nodding. Good. We have one of the

best shakutree boards I've ever seen.

Enough pickles uh to kill a small child.

So much cheese. We got beef tartar, more

pickles, bread, and um every alcohol I

could ever want. We have wine, which

basically looks like water. This one

This one is watery. Let's give it a

taste.

That's so good. That's so good. And

beer, of course.

And uh schnaps. Hopefully, this is

better than yesterday.

Oh, it's good. Oh my god.

Oh my god. That's so good.

>> Why are we doing this? Why do we come

all the way to Switzerland to do this?

>> It's kind of therapeutic, Joe. This is

uh dude.

>> This kind of reminds me of my very first

job. We have one white man uh with two

Asian boys uh doing the dishes for him.

>> The crew have told me I should dunk the

bread in the It's overflowing. Okay,

we'll just get and then in the fondue.

Oh, it's going to fall off. Oh no. Oh

no. Oh no. Oh no. Okay, let's try it.

Oh,

[laughter]

that's [ __ ] up. That tastes

disgusting. Why would you ruin the

bread?

>> I'm so hungry. I'm so hungry. You don't

know how hungry I am. If I could ask for

one thing right now, [music] it's a

beer.

>> Okay, the beer can save everything.

Everything so far has been a 10 out of

10. And the fondue [music] is by far the

best part though. Let's try the

shakureri. I don't know what this is.

Sausage. Okay. That's so good.

Oh, it's just it's just so good. It's

just so good. I This is the best thing.

If I was Joey or gone right now, I think

I just wouldn't show up anymore.

>> Man's never worked in a restaurant

before.

>> [ __ ] give me that. [laughter]

There you go. There you go. Yeah. Happy.

>> Yes, Joey. Yes. Joey. Joey,

>> don't. Yeah, you got to, Dude, you got

to put it in there and then put it in

the [ __ ] dishwasher.

>> Jo, the the dishwasher doesn't magically

get rid of hard to uh Yes, it does.

>> Do you know how Do you know how powerful

this thing is?

>> I really think we could change the

channel.

We do a wine and cheese review every

single week with me while G and Joey

clean up the mess. I think this is the

way forward. I mean, look, how many

people can say that they worked in a

kitchen in Switzerland?

>> Other than us,

Joey.

>> Chef, I need I I have to give you a hug.

>> Everything okay?

>> It's It's better than okay, chef.

>> Thanks, [laughter] man. Thanks, man.

Nice of you.

>> You're saving lives here, chef.

>> That's good.

>> You're saving my life.

>> Important. That's good. Thanks.

>> How do you do this? This is so good.

>> That's good. Cooking,

>> boys. Boys,

>> I got one more for you. Hold on. Let me

just

>> Get the [ __ ] out of here, dude.

>> Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me.

>> Give me that [ __ ]

>> He's working hard.

>> Uh, sorry. Sorry. No staff. Get out. Get

out. Get it. Sorry.

>> Well, guys, that was the Trash Test

Winter Special. Connor with the dub

again. I guess

>> you know, you know, like

>> finally

>> it's it must be time, you know, because

I feel like if we're doing a ski like a

snow special, Connor was always going to

have the

>> I did have the white privilege.

>> You did have the home advantage.

>> You know, I still feel like I should

have got all the points for the downhill

slope, man. That's

>> okay. That's what I I feel like we I got

out argued because we all did something

sus on that [laughter] [ __ ] slope.

Okay.

>> Yeah, we almost died. That's for sure.

>> But I followed the rules that were set

and I feel like I should have gotten all

points for that. I'm just saying. I'm

just saying.

>> Look, at the end of the day, the lovely

fondue I had was just phenomenal. It was

just genuinely life.

>> Yeah. I thought I was jealous of when

you got to ride the helicopter at

Hawaii. I was definitely more jealous

with that one. I was more jealous by the

fondue. Actually, you were

>> dude helicopter and fondue next time.

Let's do both. [laughter] The fondue was

phenomenal and it was life-changing and

I would have literally jumped off Mount

Ricky had I not got [laughter] to eat

it. So, I'm glad that I did. So, thank

you guys for believing in me cuz I

believed in me thanks to you.

>> Yeah, we didn't believe in you. But hey,

you know, you know who else did believe

in all of us though?

>> PATRONS.

>> THE PATRONS.

IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU guys that we were

able to go all the way to Switzerland

and do these insane freaking activities.

So, thank you so much, guys. And uh hey,

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