THE TRASH TASTE WINTER SPECIAL | Trash Taste Special
By Trash Taste
Summary
## Key takeaways - **Winter Special in Switzerland**: The Trash Taste podcast embarks on a winter special in Switzerland, visiting three distinct locations: Lucerne, Mount Rigi, and Saas-Fee, each presenting unique challenges and activities. [00:10] - **Kayaking Challenge on Lake Lucerne**: The first challenge involves kayaking across Lake Lucerne in near-freezing temperatures, requiring participants to complete multiple tasks like finding a Swiss Army knife and securing ingredients before building a fire and preparing a traditional Swiss sausage. [01:54], [02:25] - **Alp-horn Playing Difficulty**: Attempting to play the traditional Swiss instrument, the Alp-horn, proves challenging for the hosts, with one judge noting that while the preparation and sauce choices were creative, the execution went 'sideways', ultimately leading to a tie in points. [37:52], [43:39] - **Competitive Sledging and Slalom Race**: The group participates in competitive sledging down a steep mountain slope without brakes, followed by a slalom race on ski scooters, where one host intentionally misses flags and walks back up to avoid disqualification, showcasing a unique approach to the challenge. [48:56], [50:32] - **Ice Hockey Skills (or Lack Thereof)**: The final challenge involves ice hockey, where participants struggle with basic skills like skating and puck control, leading to humorous mishaps and a close finish where one host wins by a narrow margin after multiple attempts. [01:05:18], [01:11:27] - **Swiss Cuisine and Hospitality**: The winner of the special is treated to a lavish Swiss meal, including fondue and various meats and cheeses, described as 'life-changing' and a 'feast fit for a king', highlighting the local culinary delights. [01:15:39]
Topics Covered
- Not Built for the Cold: A Trash Taste Winter Special Struggle
- The Trash Taste Philosophy: Cheating to the Destination
- The Can Opening Saga: A Regrettable Swiss Chef Challenge
- The Most Dangerous Challenge Ever: A Near-Death Experience
- Fondue: A Life-Changing Culinary Revelation
Full Transcript
Hello ladies and gentlemen, boys and
girls to another Trash Taste special.
This is a special one, boys, because we
are going not around Japan, but to a
completely new country. We are going to
Switzerland to film a trash taste winter
special, doing a lot of winter
activities and seeing the beautiful
country. That's right. And because
Switzerland is so small, we were able to
visit three distinct areas. Lucern,
Mount Riggy, and Sas Fay. Each with its
own unique character and conditions.
>> And every location will have one or more
challenges worth three points each,
along with a prize for the winner and a
punishment for the losers. The person
with the most points at the end of the
special wins. Enjoy us uh freezing our
butts off and really struggling to do a
bunch of activities all the way in
Switzerland. Enjoy.
>> Welcome, ladies and gentlemen, to the
Trash TASTE SWITZERLAND SPECIAL.
>> [screaming]
>> THIS IS SO SCARY.
>> Carry on this. [laughter] Carry on. Stop
turning me.
[screaming]
>> I can't break. How do I break in this?
>> I think my skin's trying to leave my
body.
AH [screaming]
>> I feel ridiculous.
>> Well, I I feel inadequate now. Look,
here I am freezing my tits off and uh
there are some
>> Oh my god, they're just going in the
water.
>> [ __ ] insane. [laughter]
>> Jesus Christ. So, you're probably
wondering, why are we dressed as the
Michelin man in front of a [laughter]
lake? Why are we here, Joey? What are we
doing? Well, right now we are here at
Lake Lucern. Uh, actually behind us
right there apparently is, uh, where
Switzerland was founded.
>> Wonderful. Wonderful.
>> So, we are in the heart of Switzerland
for this winter special. Starting things
off with a kayaking challenge.
>> Oh, yeah. Perfect time to go kayaking
when it's -1° at 8:00 in the morning.
>> Are you a big kayaker or canoe?
>> Connor. Connor. I I'm Southeast Asian.
Do you think [laughter] I Do you think I
know anything about the cold?
>> Wait, have you never been kaying? I've
never been kayaking,
>> then alone in one of
>> white right now. [laughter] Listening to
hear that. Have you ever played squash
either or have you?
>> I've never played. [laughter]
No, I'm going to stop saying sports I
like. All right, so let's throw it back
to us to hear what the rules are.
>> For our first challenge, we'll kayak
across Lake Lucern, build a fire, and
prepare a Swiss delicacy to be judged by
a local chef. While kayaking, we needed
to complete five tasks. Find a Swiss
Army knife, secure a bag of ingredients,
slip through the rock crack, recover a
sunken bottle, and grab a can. The first
to reach shore scores three points. Then
we'll use those items to make a fire by
hand and prepare a traditional Swiss
serve, which is basically just a really
fancily cut sausage.
>> And the best serve wins three points.
May the best chef win.
>> All right, I got to get the balance
right first. Very toppsy turvy. It's
been a while.
>> Yeah, I mean, this is fun. I love doing
this stuff. Wait, how are you doing it?
>> Hey,
[laughter]
>> bro. Was not even half a meter off the
shore dude.
>> Well, that was an amazing start to the
day.
>> So, hey, what happened?
>> What does it look like happened?
>> Yeah. You know what? Now that I'm
looking at G doing that, I think I might
practice.
>> All right, boys. You ready?
>> Yep.
>> I know Gone is. Who's doing the
countdown? Gone. Where are you going,
buddy?
>> I I'm fighting with nature right now.
All right, I'm going.
>> 3 2 1 go.
>> Don't splash me like that.
>> Conor's got the early lead.
>> I'm sorry.
>> Joey. Joey, do not tip me over. Joey,
>> get the [ __ ] out of Joey.
>> Joey, I'm fighting for my life right
now.
>> Nothing like a nice kayak. to start your
morning off, right?
>> All right, first task is to catch up
with Connor. Get the Swiss Army knife.
Oh, it's a [ __ ] arm and chest day
today boys.
>> It seems like the first stop is a bunch
of branches. And that looks like it's up
ahead. How far are they behind me? Not
that far. I know this is a race, but I
kind of realized early on that I really,
really, really don't want to tip over.
That's my main goal right now. I am
going the wrong way.
How your boys holding up?
>> I'M FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE, CONNOR. I'M
FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE. OH, [ __ ] the
waves. No. All right, hold on. I got to
get closer to the shore, bro. This wave
the boat's waves are going to [ __ ] me
up.
>> Oh, [ __ ] Oh, I see where I I need to
go. [ __ ] that. I'm going to go for the
the one that is closest to me.
>> Oh, wait. There it is. I see it.
[ __ ] Get off. Oh, [ __ ] No, I can't
reach it. I can't feel my fingers.
All right, got it. Every time I do one
of these specials, every single time, I
just think, what am I doing here? I am
not built for this. I don't go outside.
I don't touch grass. This isn't even
grass. This is water. This is freezing
cold water.
>> I'm going to try and be lazy here. Let's
see if I regret this.
>> [laughter]
>> How am I meant to steer this?
I don't know how that worked,
>> boys. Wait, how do you go backwards? Ah,
wrong way. Limbo. Oh [ __ ]
All right, I'm out.
Task number one complete. I'm very, very
chilly right now. Oh my god, my my hands
are literally frozen solid right now. I
can't even see them anymore. Where have
they gone? Oh [ __ ]
Relax. Where are you going?
>> Relax, bro. You're turning me.
>> I'm not turning you.
>> [ __ ] hell. [laughter]
>> Get away from me, dude.
>> You get,
dude.
[laughter]
>> No. Stop. Get away from me. Get away
from me.
>> Stop turning me.
>> See you, scrub. Make a run for it. [ __ ]
it's tiring. It's really tiring. [sighs]
I'm like I'm like Lwig [ __ ] popcorn
muscles. Slow and steady wins the race.
>> You know, you hear stories about like
people like canoeing across the Atlantic
and [ __ ] How the [ __ ] do they do that?
We've been doing this for like 10
minutes and I'm already [ __ ]
>> How you getting on back there, G?
>> Uh, guys, so I just got my Uber. My Uber
just arrived. So, um, I'm having a
amazing time right now. Wow, you're
cheating already.
>> No, this is Uber Swiss. I don't know if
uh it's not cheating, guys. It's on the
app. You just didn't You just didn't
look for it. Checkpoint. I see the I see
the bag. Oh, [ __ ] I'm exhausted.
Okay.
>> What do you got there for me, Jerry?
>> Huh?
>> You going to share that?
>> No, dude. You can get it yourself.
>> You better watch out, buddy. This is a
classic Roman maneuver I'm about to do
on you.
>> I'll be taking that, Joey. You know
what, guys? It's not about winning or
losing. It's about how to best cheat
your way to the destination. Isn't that
what trash taste is all about?
>> Bro, I don't know about you. I'm [ __ ]
I'm [ __ ]
>> I'm I'm spent.
>> I'm so spent.
>> Let me just say we both came first.
>> Yeah. Let's Yeah. You know what? I'm
happy with that. Can we both just jump
in the sauna?
>> Yeah. Let's just both go in the sauna
cuz K's already cheated somehow. That's
got to be a record cheating pace on a
trash day.
>> The instant cheat. Oh, my hands are so
cold right now. I can't even do this
properly. Oh my god,
that looks very narrow. I have to Tokyo
drift my canoe.
>> No, no, no, no, Jerry. Jerry, look at
your steering. Look, you're cutting me
off.
>> WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
>> I'm trying to move the bag.
>> Stop. [laughter]
Don't do IT RIGHT NOW.
>> I need a ride.
>> Let go.
>> I need a ride. I need a ride.
>> Bro, that's so narrow. What the [ __ ]
bro? I'm going to literally end up like
that [ __ ] movie. What is it? 127
hours later or some [ __ ] All right,
come on. Slip the crack. Slip the crack.
Slip through the crack. Oh, Jesus.
Oh,
you didn't see that.
Okay, we made it through the crack. Uh,
we're going to go towards the dry
waterfall,
which is around the corner, I believe.
Oh, wait. No, there's something around
here.
>> Oh my god, that was a lot diceier than I
thought it was going to be to get
through this.
Oh my god,
>> I can see the arch.
>> That was a lot harder than I thought it
was going to be.
>> You know what? I'm going to go around.
What's an obstacle course anyway? I'm
just going to go around. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh.
Oh. Oh. [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ] [ __ ]
[ __ ] [ __ ] I can't reach it. I can't
reach it.
>> What's that? Oh, wow. That looks hard to
get.
>> Hey, Connor.
>> What's Oh, gone. How the [ __ ] did you
get here?
>> I Oh no. I just I just spawned. Shut the
[ __ ] up.
>> Where'd it go? Is it under me?
>> Oh, there it is.
>> Oh, there it is. There is.
>> Joey, how did you find yours?
>> How do I [ __ ] reach down and grab it?
>> Oh, I see it now.
>> Oh, I see it. I see it. Now, the next
challenge is
>> Oh my god. I'm getting that without
tipping over. Ow.
Oh my god.
Oh my god.
>> It's moments before a disaster. Oh [ __ ]
>> I don't think I'm supposed to bring the
rock up, but that'll do.
>> Oh my god,
>> this is so tiring.
>> And then we got a cheater in our mitts
already.
>> I don't know what you're talking about.
>> That's got to be record pace for
cheating in a special. How do I get this
out?
>> Pull it. You got [laughter]
>> How do I get it out?
>> I see you. Bozos.
>> Bottle of rosé.
>> Are you Are we just meant to cut the
rope Joey?
>> All right. Come on. Let's go, Joey.
>> Joey, I think that's where we got to go.
Although, I don't know. And I've been
needing a poop now for about 20 minutes.
All right. I see Connor. I see Connor at
least.
Oh my god.
Oh, got it.
>> Finally.
>> We're nearly there at the next point. I
want to win this cuz I want to go in the
sauna so bad. Chat, why am I saying
chat? I always say chat. My brain is
rotted. I see something.
This looks like a can of food. Good
thing about going first is that I get
first dibs of grabbing the can.
>> Beep beep, [ __ ]
>> Oh yeah. How did you get here?
>> I'm looking behind me. I don't see G.
>> What? [music]
>> I'm kind of worried.
>> I thought he was with you.
>> No, I left an ages ago, bro. You know, I
don't think I got the memo that this was
a race or not. It's about the
experience, boys. You know, like I said,
this is a normal normal thing to do in
Switzerland. Uh, we have a random taxi
that is just coming past here. All
right, so we are just about close to the
finish line. I am neck and neck with the
boys right now. You know, they had a
head start. They had a head start, but
we are catching up and I'll be taking
that one. Hey, [ __ ] you, dude.
>> No.
No.
>> Yes.
>> [ __ ]
>> Sabotage, baby.
>> You bastard.
>> Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. [laughter] Stop.
Stop. Stop.
>> Whoa. Boys, we made it.
>> Wait. What the [ __ ] We made it, boys.
>> Where did you come from?
>> This [ __ ] cheated again.
>> What are you talking about? I just Joe,
I just locked in. Joe.
>> Oh my god. Bro,
>> I just locked in.
>> Bro is cheating.
>> I just locked in.
>> Oh man, I got so much energy, bro.
>> Come here. Come here.
>> Wait, this isn't the finish line? [ __ ]
>> No. I thought this was the finish line.
Wait. Out of the way, [ __ ]
Joey
bro,
>> come on. Come on. I want to win this
one. All right. Come on. We got to catch
up. I just want to get at least second.
Got the can. Got the Swiss Army.
Got the bag. Got the rosé.
>> I'm winning this one, boys. [ __ ] you.
>> Okay. Oh [ __ ] Oh,
that was bad.
Oh, [ __ ] Oh, [ __ ]
Oh, thank you. Oh, and a snack as well.
And a snack. Oh, this is great. All
right,
this is the best taste challenge I've
ever done. I don't know if you can tell
right now. I'm having a great time.
Oh.
Oh.
Shut the [ __ ] up.
>> Wait, don't act like you're tired. What
the [ __ ]
>> Did you even learn how to kaya?
>> Well, boys, I'm knackering. I don't know
about you guys.
>> Shut the [ __ ] up, dude.
>> My arms are so I don't even feel bad
about him falling in there.
>> Yeah, honestly,
>> after seeing him do that.
>> He should do it again.
>> We should tip him over again.
>> He might tip in again.
>> Come on. Tip in again, bastard.
Well, the last time we tried to make a
fire, it didn't didn't [laughter] go
very well.
>> You're talking about the Japan station.
>> Yeah, that was pretty bad.
>> But now we have all the equipment we
need, unlike in Japan where we Joey had
a tissue. All right, so we've collected
everything during the canoeing. We got
the bottle, we got the can, we got the
dry bag. Whoever makes their meal the
cleanest and the fastest wins.
>> All right,
>> a traditional Swiss sausage.
>> A Swiss shish.
>> Swish sausage. Apparently, we are going
to be judged on how well we cook the
sausage. So, it's not just about the
timing this time.
>> By a Swiss chef, apparently. Say that
three times fast.
>> Swiss chef.
>> All right. Okay. Three, two, one, go.
>> Okay. So, first thing we got to do is uh
I guess just open the can. Now, I've
never done this before, so I want to
make sure I do this safely. What's in
here?
>> Oh. Oh, [ __ ] I shouldn't have poured
that.
>> Oh, okay. Okay.
>> Okay. I kind of [ __ ] myself here,
actually. This is kind of hard.
>> How did you pull it out already?
>> I I kind of regret doing this already.
>> Put that there.
>> Oh, [ __ ]
>> How do I pull it out, Joey? Raw string.
>> Yeah, raw string. You know what? You
know what? Let's do the wine bottle
first. It's just a typical Saturday
night at the Manitapu household right
here.
Get some wine out. What's anything in
here? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. I shouldn't have
wasted that. I should not have wasted
that. Sir, we're just opening a can. How
hard could it be?
>> Berry. [laughter]
>> This is the worst can ever. I never done
[ __ ] cans.
>> You can tell that none of the boys have
ever cooked before. You know, I was
doing well and now I'm just getting
tired.
>> All right. All right. Got it. Got it.
Got it. Got it. Got it.
Aha.
Flint.
>> Joe's already done. Oh, no. No, no, no,
no no.
>> How do I build a fire? That's the great
question.
>> I know how to do the fire. Actually, the
materials.
>> Why you struggling with the cans like
that?
>> This is so hot. I knew this was going to
be hard, but I saw the bastard cans.
>> Start off like this. I know that.
>> I had I was going well with the cans.
>> I'm just demolishing my can at this
point. No, it's just kind of full on
monkey mode that we're going here.
>> Yeah, I'm like literally just stabbing
mine now. [laughter]
>> What have you done to that side of the
game? [laughter]
>> Don't worry about it.
>> Just cave him.
>> Just stop.
>> What is blood doing?
>> Monkey discovers tool.
>> I don't know how you guys are struggling
this hard with the can open.
>> It's actually impressive. pouring one
out for the dead homies.
>> I don't think this is how I'm supposed
to do it. All right, most important
thing is not [ __ ] stab myself with a
knife.
>> Okay, there we go. It's the cleanest cut
of all time. [laughter]
>> How did you [ __ ]
>> You've caved in half of the can.
>> Yeah, work harder, not smarter. That's
what I always say.
>> Careful not to cut ourselves here. [ __ ]
How do you do this?
[ __ ] We have a lot of weed here.
Bro, how the [ __ ] Oh,
>> I've just wasted all my shavings.
We're going to go first time with this.
>> This is the camping special all over
again boys.
>> We're going first time with this.
>> Come on.
>> Come on,
>> guys. I can't do it. I'm [ __ ]
>> No way.
>> No way. Jerry got there.
>> I'm going to find the camera more than
I'm going TO
>> OH YEAH, BABY.
>> OH my god. You've got it already.
>> Keep that going. Keep her going.
>> [ __ ] [laughter]
>> Is that going? Oh no, that's just Joey
smoke. How do you do this, Joey?
>> Joey, what the [ __ ] How did you do it?
>> I just [ __ ] coated.
>> I might have found something that
helped.
>> Where'd you get that from?
>> What's that?
>> Are you cheating again?
>> Magnesium.
>> What the [ __ ] Where did you find that?
>> Our crew had uh
>> left some stuff out for us. So, let's
put some magnesium on.
>> Thank god my dad took me camping.
>> Oh. [sighs and gasps]
Oh, okay. Okay. Yo, let's [screaming]
go. Fire. I'm trying to cheat it again.
I give up. Give me that magnesium gun.
I'm stealing.
>> Give a poor man of magnesium.
>> He probably used all of it. Oh my god.
He used all of it.
Okay. See if this works. Is my fire
going to go out?
No. No. No. No. No. No.
[laughter]
>> I don't I don't understand what I'm
doing wrong.
>> Not set the fire on again. My my blade
is blunt by now.
>> All right. Okay,
[laughter]
bro.
>> Give me some of your fire gun.
>> Why you stealing mine, Connor?
>> Joey's is buried. Look at that.
>> I'm protecting mine.
>> Oh [ __ ] Is mine going to go after?
>> He accuses me of cheating and then
steals my fire.
>> You took all the magnesium. There was
none left.
>> There's a f There's a packet for all of
us Connor.
>> Wait, where?
>> You have to go look for it.
>> What? Let's go look for it.
>> Oh my god. Well, I'm already here.
>> Oh [ __ ] I think my fire's going out. My
fire's going out. No.
>> God's great. This guy, Dude, your fire's
all Can you go?
>> Oh my god. Really? Is my fire about to
go out?
>> Connor. Connor. Why? Why didn't you take
like the thing that sets easily on fire?
>> I didn't see that. I'll be honest with
you.
>> Oh my god. My fire's about to go out,
bro. My fire just went out. [laughter]
>> You've got to be [ __ ] me, bro. Come
on.
>> No. You know, if I was a wildlife
YouTuber, I'd tell you the best ways to
keep this fire going. Um, [snorts] I am
not.
>> Brought it back. Brought it back.
>> All right, I brought it back, boys.
>> Got it back in the ring.
>> [ __ ] hell.
>> Conor, what are you doing?
>> Is Connor like calling for help? He's
making a smoke.
>> Gone to a call fade. [laughter]
>> Oh my god. I'm not built for this, you
know. We probably need some more wood.
I'm a bit bit worried about how small my
fire is compared to some of the boys.
>> [ __ ] hell, Connor.
>> What's up, man?
>> Can you redirect your [ __ ]
>> No smoke away, please?
>> Man, fire hot. [laughter]
>> Thanks for that.
>> That's sharp enough. You'd say,
>> I reckon that's pretty shocking.
>> Wow, that's a nice one.
>> Yeah,
>> Connor, that's not even in the [ __ ]
Conor. There there there is a like a pit
for a reason, you know?
>> Yeah, it's kind of gone.
>> That's not a pit. That's just a pile of
sticks Connor.
>> The pit's gone, gone.
>> That's [laughter] just That's just
awesome.
>> [ __ ]
>> Every time a man starts a fire, there's
just this primal part of your brain that
is just like the fire's not big enough.
>> Bonga bongo. I have a bigger fire.
>> All right, I think that's I think that's
a good stick. I think that's a good
stick for Oh, Jesus. Almost stabbed
myself there. [ __ ] hell.
>> Conor's making a [ __ ] Korean
barbecue.
>> My fire's actually might go out.
>> [ __ ]
>> God, his fire is so smoky.
>> I know. [laughter] What the [ __ ] did he
put in that? It's bulking my [ __ ]
ear.
>> I can't see anything,
>> Joey. That's That's all you, bro.
>> He's sabotaging me. So, we got our
sausage. That's a fat sparking sausage.
We also have ketchup, mayonnaise,
sortard, which I believe is mustard.
>> Oh, that fire is going strong. Okay,
>> we're just going to make the perfect.
>> So, this is I'm just going to cross for
the flag. So, maybe you got to like put
a cross in. You already worry about
design choices. I'm here trying to keep
this thing on life support.
>> Look, you got to get like the pyramid
style, you know.
>> No, you don't. I hope those aren't wet.
I'll find out.
>> Yeah, that's probably why it's so
[ __ ] smooth.
>> Yeah, it's okay. We're going to go for a
smoked sausage this time with Connor's.
>> Dude, this is way harder than it seems.
>> God, I feel like one of those uh YouTube
shorts right now. And guys, here's how
to make a spearhead with my deer
antlers.
>> All right, what I'm going to do first is
cut clean the [ __ ] knife before I cut
the saw.
What? Take a stick. Put it on the fire.
[laughter]
>> What was that, Connor? What was that?
>> Just take a stick.
>> What was that? What was that?
>> That didn't
[laughter]
[laughter]
[ __ ] you.
>> God damn. Wait, what the [ __ ] did you do
to my fire?
>> I didn't do [ __ ]
>> No, we didn't touch your fire. Well, I
think that is a nice pointy stick.
>> I'm debating whether to like slash it
down the middle here so that it doesn't
explode. We only have one sausage. We
have one chance, one opportunity.
[laughter]
>> M&M's
sweaty.
>> I'm just going to eat mine. [laughter]
>> I'm going to go.
>> Why are you guys contemplating? It's the
hardest thing ever. Just cut a bloody
clash. Are you guys throwing the plastic
on the fire?
>> Wait,
>> what's up? Oh,
>> that one gone.
>> What the [laughter] [ __ ]
I didn't do [ __ ]
>> You [ __ ] broke my spear.
>> You should have left on the ground.
>> What the [ __ ]
>> I literally just accident Connor called
me and I just accidentally stepped on
stepped on it.
>> I stepped on it.
>> You guys are actual animal.
>> Dude, I don't know what I'm doing here.
Just hoping it works out.
>> Look, it's a sausage. There's no
possible way to [ __ ] this up. [snorts]
What's happened to my fire? The flames.
Oh man.
>> Oh, yeah. So much for a big fire, G.
>> Look, look, look. Uh the the brightest
the [music] biggest star burns the
brightest, you know. And [laughter] uh
>> I'm going for a flame grilled triangle.
>> Oh god. Yeah, this is not I should not
be doing it like this.
>> No, no, you should do it like that.
>> Okay, so I'm going to guess you just
poke it right in the center.
>> Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. It's opening
up. It's opening up.
>> Yeah, mine's opening up, too.
>> It's opening up.
>> I'm hoping my other side
>> Oh, [ __ ] My fire just Sorry. My fire
just crumbled. Oh, wait. My fire has
returned stronger than ever. [laughter]
>> I don't know how that happened. Yours
looks like some kind of [ __ ]
something from Alien Isolation.
>> Yeah.
>> The [ __ ] is going on with your sausage?
>> I don't know.
>> Oh my god. It does look like A FACE ON.
NO,
>> that's a [ __ ] dune worm right there.
[laughter]
>> One of my sides opened really nicely.
The other one didn't.
>> I think it's cooking evenly.
>> Clutching onto my knife like someone's
going to like steal [laughter] my
sausage. [snorts]
>> Get away from MY SAUSAGE. IT'S MINE.
>> My eyes don't stop watering cuz I'm
constantly getting [ __ ] smoke screen
by corner.
>> Oh, my log is like bubbling. That must
have been a very watery
>> uh Yeah, that's probably why I'm getting
[ __ ] smoke in my eyes for the past 5
minutes.
>> Really?
>> Yeah.
>> I don't think so. I think it's fair to
say our strengths do not lie in making
fires. Well, Joe maybe, but
>> yeah, I made it with no help.
>> I don't know how you did that. That was
honestly kind of hot. [laughter]
>> Thank you.
>> I think I'm done.
>> Yeah, me too. I think
>> Oh, we got an actual chef. No way.
>> Now, is the wood there decorative or is
it something to do with the dishes? Tell
me, go ahead first.
>> Few condiments first.
>> I I genuinely don't know what to put on
it.
>> You pick first.
>> Do you know the answer?
>> Yeah.
>> [ __ ] me.
>> I don't think the mayonnaise is used.
>> Come on, Joey. Come on. Just Just make a
choice.
>> Make a choice.
>> Just make a choice.
>> Make a choice.
>> That's what I'm thinking.
>> I'm going to go with the mustard. This
is mustard, right?
>> What the [ __ ] has happened there?
>> That is a horror movie right there,
Joey.
>> Dude, that's what the the Texas Chainsaw
Massacre did to his victims. That's not
a sausage. Okay. I feel like I need to
cut the bread.
>> Do you?
>> But how do I do it while holding the
sausage?
>> Let me hold your sausage.
>> If you drop this, I will actually kill
you.
>> Oh, that's a nice bucket.
>> That's just a good bread.
>> That is a good bread.
>> I say sorry to all the Swiss people
watching this.
>> Yeah, sorry. Swiss people, you watch
trash taste before. You uh you knew that
when we filmed a special one in your
country, you should not have been
celebrating. [laughter]
>> So, I'm guessing this is not normally
what you do.
>> No.
>> No. [laughter]
mustard born. There you go. There you
go. Chef,
>> enjoy.
>> Thank you [laughter] very much.
>> That didn't sound promising at all.
>> So, the rest of you
>> I'm going to take a book out of the
Australian. I'm going to make a bunny
snag cuz I feel I feel like the Swiss
and the Aussies have
>> relax [laughter]
sausage. Oh, you're doing it on the
bread. Oh, [ __ ] I didn't think about
that.
>> Get an even coating.
The chef just gave me this look. She
just looked at me like this,
[ __ ] [laughter]
You What do you think must belongs on?
Ghan.
>> Oh, okay. Oh, he's really doing a
Bunning style.
>> This is This is painful to watch.
>> Do I want to do this? This is kind of
abomination but
>> I'm sorry, Swiss people. I know this is
not the way.
>> You're making a little like bunker for
us. [laughter]
>> We're going to tear this out. I'm so
sorry.
He just wants [ __ ] just wants
bread. Okay. Hold on.
>> Oh, little cubby hole for it.
>> What? What the [ __ ] is a sausage hot
tub?
>> What is What is he?
>> Oh, he's he's giving it a mustard bath.
>> Mhm.
>> Okay, so I have the regular slice with
the mustard on top. G has one slice, but
the mustard on top.
>> This is inspired by Australia special.
And
>> shout out to has given it a bath.
>> Let's start with the sausage. They
actually look quite nice. If I take a
look at them,
>> sorry,
>> not too dark. You all had the right
choice with the bread and also with the
sauce. But after that, [laughter]
>> it went there.
>> It went sideways.
>> Your sausage is already out because you
stabbed it long ways in the beginning.
>> Yeah, I realized I [ __ ] up there.
>> Otherwise, it would have been cut really
well on the ends. I would go with yours
because it's cut evenly on both sides
>> where this one is cut too much in.
>> Just keep coming.
>> I went pretty deep. Yeah,
>> I like when it's flaring out.
>> Then we go to the bread. These ones are
the right choices. They're really
creative one.
>> You know, you don't have tried this.
>> Yeah. This thing. Have you tried it,
chef? I just think we're being a bit too
judgmental
>> for the for the sauce. Either one or
wrong.
>> Oh,
>> actually to show how it should be done.
>> Yeah. Please, please.
>> Take one beautiful slice of bread and
put a big blob of it here.
>> Oh.
>> Oh. Oh, wow. That's
>> That's a That's how much mustard you put
on.
>> You would place the sausage next to it
and you can dip the sausage and in the
end the bread is soaked in mustard.
>> So, you would have the perfect bread and
sausage or some of the mustard.
>> Why? I can hold a lot more mustard than
that [laughter] in this in this vessel.
>> I like mustard, but not this.
Before I decide on who's going to win
the challenge,
>> yes,
>> I have to taste the sausage. We stuff
with the Aussie version of Swiss.
>> Can I taste mine?
>> Yeah, go for it.
>> Go for it. [laughter]
>> That's so good.
>> Yeah, I'm [snorts] glad I lost.
>> I'd say the crunch is good. Outside
looking good. It's warm on the inside,
but due to spreading the mustard too
early, you cannot get the mustard while
eating the sausage. Here we have the the
interesting situation of mustard on the
sausage. Yeah.
>> So,
>> if I have to decide on these two, I
would go with your sausage.
>> Let's go.
>> Three points, baby.
>> Give me that, chef.
>> You are realizing
points.
>> Oh,
>> yeah. We are. [ __ ] [laughter]
>> Damn. I should not have done the stupid
little submarine for my
>> wait. That means we all get to go on the
sauna, but we also all have to plunge
into the like
>> this has never happened before.
>> He needs to go in for longer for
cheating.
>> Oh, by the way, boys, I just found out
as well uh that the production team
actually got a little bit of a gift
ready for the winner.
>> Oh, that's awkward.
>> Since you decided to do a tie.
>> Yeah.
>> Um you have to fight for it or maybe
share it. No,
>> it's a
>> No way.
>> Titan.
>> What? That's actually so nice.
>> So maybe you want to fight for it in the
water, whoever [laughter] is first or
whatever. But yeah,
>> I feel like there's only one way.
>> Joey,
>> the trash taste way.
>> Joey, don't Joey. Joey.
>> Junking.
>> Why? [laughter] I would just give me the
watch. I'll just I won't kill you.
>> I want the watch. I want the watch. I
won't kill you.
>> I want the watch. I want the watch.
We're doing it the trash taste way.
WE'RE DOING
[laughter]
[ __ ] this guy. You deserve this.
[screaming] You deserve this.
>> I'm not vlogging.
>> Do you realize how much stuff you ask?
>> You got way too much stuff.
>> Yeah.
>> And now I've got even more stuff.
[laughter]
[music]
>> Of course, this wouldn't be a trash
taste special without prizes and
punishments. And unfortunately, the
losers of this challenge have to jump
into 5° water while the winner gets to
relax [music] in a sauna.
>> And since we tied, well, we each did
both.
>> We are at some outdoor sauna place and
uh unfortunately because uh we have tied
>> in the last challenge, uh we all have to
do
>> a polar plunge.
>> Okay. How what's the water temperature
right now, Joey?
>> Uh of the water. 6° 6°
>> 6°
>> which actually isn't that bad.
>> It's not that bad. Look, we saw
>> Wait, is it warmer in the water than out
here?
[laughter]
>> I think you should go first cuz you've
got a nice wash.
>> You You clearly, you know,
>> and and you got to spend at least 30
seconds in there.
>> 30 seconds with your bel like up to your
neck.
>> 30 seconds up to your neck.
>> 30 seconds after my neck. All right. If
I get hypothermia, you know who to
blame. Oh, it's already cold. All right.
Well, I'll see you on the other side,
boys.
>> See you.
>> Enjoy. Now, watch this. Now, this is the
best part. This is the best part. Watch
this. You're going to turn around and
Yeah.
>> Like clockwork. Ready? [laughter]
>> Are you serious?
>> Are you serious?
>> Yes. Joey,
>> 30 seconds.
>> All right. All right.
>> Below your neck. He's running. Okay,
that's [screaming] good.
>> I'M TOO [laughter]
>> [screaming]
[screaming]
>> OH, [ __ ] MY LIFE.
>> 15 more seconds. 15.
>> COUNT ME DOWN, PLEASE.
MY 10 9 8 7 6 5 4
3
>> Three and a half three two.
>> Where are you going? Lift up your feet.
Left. Left. [laughter]
What are you What are you doing?
>> [laughter]
>> Let me in. Let me in. Let me in. Let me
in. Let me in.
[laughter]
>> Can't be that bad.
>> Yeah. Right. Well, I mean, you you can
go.
>> Go ahead. Why not? Gone.
>> Oh my god. It is. It is already cold.
>> Well, my fellow Brightonians, uh, this
is a classic winter in Bryson.
>> I don't think G is going to [laughter]
be as easy as G things. How bad is it,
Gone? How How bad is it, G?
>> This is like staring into like the abyss
right now. That is so cold.
>> This is not This is not a Thai beach.
He's going the slow walk as well. He's
just extending his pain.
>> It's absolutely fantastic.
>> God, just go in. Why are you halfassing
this? Just get in there.
>> Three, two, ONE.
>> Oh my god.
Hey, let me let me into my space. Let me
into my
>> Let me palace.
>> How is it?
>> That's actually not that bad.
>> Actually, not that bad. I'm excited.
>> A lot less different from Joey's escape.
Ghana's a lot more slow. It's not that
bad.
>> That was really horrible. And then your
whole body goes in and
>> you become one.
>> I don't know. You know,
>> that felt very nice. Actually,
>> the key is the head. You have to put
your head under there.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Fully submerged.
>> Yeah. Go on.
>> Oh god.
>> You can do it.
>> All right.
>> Are you warm enough to react to?
>> Yeah. Yeah. I'll react to Conor.
>> Let's go.
>> Oh god.
>> That's a friend [laughter] right there.
>> That is a Joey. Joey ran off R2-D2.
[laughter]
>> Just [ __ ] left. This is where I want
God to go cuz I know he's zenike. He can
do this.
>> No. This is going to be bad. I can
already tell.
>> [laughter]
>> OH, [screaming] THAT'S NOT GOOD. CON,
THAT'S REALLY [ __ ] COLD. [ __ ]
>> That's [ __ ]
>> Go on, Connor. You can do it.
>> I s with Joey on this one. That's
[laughter] [ __ ] up.
>> It doesn't get any deeper than this.
>> Plunging in, man.
>> I'm just going to suffer.
>> All right.
>> It's been good, world. I'm just going to
die now.
You're going to hear my screams under
the water.
>> [ __ ] I don't want to do this.
>> All right.
>> Three, two, one.
>> No. He's got to stay in. He's got to
stay in.
>> You got to stay in, Connor. Got to stay
in. Come on. Happy place. Happy place.
Happy place.
>> I'm in
this feels great. [clears throat]
>> No. Joy's a little [ __ ] Yeah, bro.
My nipples are inverting, I think.
[laughter]
I think my skin's trying TO LEAVE MY
BODY.
>> ALL RIGHT. You done?
>> It's [ __ ]
>> I see why you couldn't speak. I
literally I couldn't speak when I got in
the water.
>> [ __ ]
>> Now I'm okay, though. Now it's fine.
>> Yeah. All right. Well, that was the
second punishment. So, we're going to
get our reward now.
>> We deserve it. We deserve it.
>> We deserve it. Yeah. Now that we're out,
it's not too bad cuz the water's so
cold.
>> Oh, it's like bullets though on your
feet.
>> Just three guys.
>> Just three dudes [laughter]
>> in a sauna.
>> In a sauna. Nothing.
>> Once I plunged my head in and I had that
like brief two seconds of discomfort, I
just sat up.
>> Yeah.
>> Went to my happy place.
>> You're too much of a monk for this [ __ ]
I can't I couldn't do it.
>> I couldn't speak when I got in the
water.
>> Yeah, I I couldn't I
>> I sounded like [ __ ] RCD, too.
>> Yeah, we know. Weird. [laughter]
My god.
>> I was like losing myself.
>> I was like a tie fighter.
>> I was like, [screaming]
>> it's really nice in here, but like Yeah,
I'm still cold.
>> Yeah.
>> Yeah.
>> I'm finally warmed up now.
>> Tied up and moving on. We left Lousern
for Mount Rii, locally known as the
queen of the mountains, to take on one
of Switzerland's most iconic cultural
traditions, the Alporn.
>> [music]
[music]
[music]
[music]
[music]
>> All right, let's uh let's see if we can
do any better than that.
>> Hello.
>> It's your show.
>> Thank you.
>> Wow. You know, when I saw this mountain,
I thought, yeah, we need to have more
white. [laughter]
>> More. Let's let's blend into the
atmosphere, shall we?
>> Um and how's that?
>> I was pretty close. I'm a knock on now.
>> Nailed [laughter] it.
>> Ain't a knock on under on
>> So, boys, uh, do you have any experience
playing instruments
>> like this? I've I've played trumpet a
little bit, so
>> maybe [laughter] this will help. Maybe
it'll be completely useless.
>> This next challenge is broken into three
parts. Hitting a low note, reaching a
high note, and holding a long note.
>> At the end, it's up to the professional
Alpornis to decide who played the best.
I can't even whistle.
>> The lips are like an M sound. M
>> and then a soft blow through the lips.
>> Okay.
>> Is that the sound I'm supposed to make?
It sounds like you can take the sound
like a dying. [laughter]
>> Oh, that's amazing.
>> You got it. You got it.
>> Not too hot.
>> I'm going to pass out. [laughter]
>> A bit instrument.
>> Okay. Makes
>> sense.
>> Let's I try. I guess put this in.
>> Oh, [laughter]
>> how's that,
>> dude? You [ __ ] got it. How did he do
that?
>> How did he do that?
>> That's hard.
>> I think that's the sound they make when
they're about to go to war. [laughter]
>> You don't sound confident. [laughter]
>> I sound like a dying rat, right?
me when I fart in C. [laughter]
>> I'm not You hear that? It's the sound of
who? [laughter]
>> I'm trying real hard not to laugh
[laughter] while I do this.
>> This is like that scene in Whiplash.
>> I can't even get a note down.
>> [laughter]
>> Swiss Charlie Puth be like
sharp.
>> All right. So, we are now going into the
next segment where our teacher will try
to give us a note to hit.
>> Uh, and we're going to try and hit it
after this practice that we've done. So,
boys, we practiced for 10 minutes.
>> Yeah, we practiced for 10 minutes. We
are now experts.
>> Okay.
>> Okay.
>> Okay. Let's start.
>> All right.
>> Okay. [music]
>> Okay.
>> [ __ ]
>> All right. I'll try.
[laughter]
>> A car crash sounds like in Switzerland.
>> Oh, that was the note.
>> He got that for one second. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yes. Super.
>> Thank you. Thank you.
>> [music]
>> Yo, he got it.
>> So close.
>> He got it. He had it. He had it.
>> I can't get the low notes, dude.
>> It's a high one, though. Now, that's the
>> This is brought to you in Dolby Atmos.
[laughter]
>> Test with a higher one.
>> Okay. I'm a little bit better at that.
>> Oh my god, this is gonna be hard.
>> Shut the [ __ ] up,
I think.
>> Oh, he got it. He got it for a second,
man.
>> Like tiny. He had it for a second.
>> Yeah.
>> Yo. Okay. Okay.
>> In between.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Oh, you had it. You had it.
>> Nice,
dude. God's good. He's locked in.
>> All right, Joe.
>> Okay, Joe,
>> amaze us.
>> I can't do it. I can't do it, coach. I
can't do it.
>> And we can try to to make one note
>> but really long.
>> Okay. Okay. One single tone.
>> Okay. Okay. Easy
[music]
enough. I got to hit that note again.
God damn it.
>> Man, it's really hard to hold a note for
a long time. It's really tough cuz my
lips really immediately want to move out
of position.
>> Yeah,
>> but I'm I'm trying to desperately keep
them flapping. They just want to move.
[laughter]
>> That's the best I got. That's the best I
got.
It's a bit of a wet one.
>> Oh, he finds it. He finds it.
>> Damn, he's [ __ ] good at recovering.
He's so good at recovering.
[music]
>> Wow. Look at him, man.
>> Oh, he's so [ __ ] good. You got a
first instrument. [laughter]
>> This is like This my
>> That's your first instrument.
>> No, it's my second guitar. And then the
port.
>> Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
>> Show show us [clears throat] how it's
done.
>> Oh,
decent.
>> Well, decent.
>> [ __ ] [laughter] sake.
>> Well, gentlemen, it has been a pleasure
and audience at home, here is Trash
Taser's rendition of the Alporn. All
right. Three, two, one.
Wait, we actually did it there.
>> Okay, so judges, uh, you guys heard us
playing.
>> Yeah.
>> Let us know out of us three.
>> Yeah.
>> Who is the best Alporn player
>> and worst? I'd love to know the
>> worst. Who's the worst?
>> We have no worst alporn player.
>> Well, Oh, [laughter] I can think of one.
>> I think we can let the audience decide.
I can name one.
>> And I think the winner is
>> G.
Congratulations.
>> He's a natural. He's a natural.
>> I've never played a woodwin instrument
before and I'm
>> proud to say that this is my first.
[laughter]
>> After learning to play the alporn, well,
sort of. We couldn't [music] pass up the
chance to test our new skills with the
professional alporn band in such a
stunning environment. Let's just say uh
we've got some work to do. Mainly mainly
me. [music]
[screaming]
>> I couldn't tell who was who. I didn't
know who was who. I'll be real. If I had
luck, I wouldn't have known.
>> Honestly, I think the nerves got to me
cuz I played that perfectly.
>> Yeah.
>> So, this is uh another Swiss tradition
we are going to be partaking in. Uh
taking a shot of
>> schnobs. When you have the alporn, you
>> at the top of the mountain with an
alporn. So, [laughter]
>> thank you. Thank you.
>> Oh my goodness gracious.
>> I thought this was going to be a nice
reward.
>> Okay. Cheers.
>> Cheers.
>> Cheers.
>> Cheers.
>> Bash band in Switzerland.
>> Cheers.
>> Wow. Really really [laughter]
complex flavor.
>> Yes.
>> I'll take another one. I think I put
this in my car.
>> Uh, really? Um,
>> yeah. Yeah.
>> Oh god. We're having a second one.
>> God damn.
>> That's not good, is it?
>> Well, boys, I'll tell you how I feel
right now. [ __ ]
[laughter]
>> You are the best Alporn player.
Congratulations. Your Swiss pride. And
uh, you get yourself a little bit of a
reward apparently.
>> What is my reward? I'm I'm very excited
to find out what my reward is.
>> Um, guys, what is that?
>> This SC is a San Sorry if I'm [ __ ] up
the pronunciation. Uh, it's basically
the Swiss equivalent of, you know, those
rickshaw cars that you see in like Kyoto
and stuff. Okay.
>> Uh, in the 1900s, apparently, this is
how people would get carried up.
>> The tourists, they would take them all
the way up this 2,000 m.
>> So, is this my reward?
>> This is your reward.
>> So, where are we going? Up the mountain
like just a little bit.
>> Not Yeah, I mean up that
>> up that.
>> Well, we're not we're not athletic.
>> That's that's that's that's a hill.
That's That's not even a mountain.
>> That's my That's my reward.
>> I don't know that. [laughter]
>> Joey Joey gets a like grand watch and
this is what I get. Uh is this safe? No,
>> but I mean take a seat.
>> Take a seat.
>> Take a seat, my lord.
>> All right. All right.
>> J, you want to front end him? I'll back
end him.
>> Yeah, sure.
>> I'll hit him from the back.
>> Yeah. All right. Ready? Three, two, one.
>> Oh my god. Oh. Oh, this feels
uncomfortable.
[laughter]
[screaming]
Carry on this. This is uh the worst
punishment I've uh Wait, it's not even a
punishment. It's It's a reward. I'm
getting rewarded right now by putting my
trust into
>> uh these two boys that are four schnaps
as deep.
>> Come on, girl. Come on, boy. Hell,
Jerry. Ah, [ __ ]
>> Joey, what? Joey, where's all that
CrossFit gone? Joey, come on. Come on.
>> Oh my god. This I am so nervous right
now. Okay. All right. Look at that edge
in three. [laughter]
>> All right. Get me off this ride. Get me
off this ride. Get me off this ride.
>> Enjoy your throne.
>> Are you guys ready? [sighs]
>> Ready as ever.
>> Let's get some more schnaps. All right.
Let's go. Let's go. You
>> You don't want to go down on this guy?
>> I'm good. [laughter]
Maybe not with you boys around.
So, with the first two challenges
completed, it was still anybody's game
with Grant in first, me in second, and
Joey in third. Of course, it wouldn't be
a winter special without doing some
winter sports.
>> Of course, and that's why we're up here.
Joey, where are we? We're in Sas right
now. We are currently 2,350
m above sea level. Actually, the
mountain up there, from what I heard, is
the highest peak in all of Switzerland.
4545 meters.
>> Are we going to throw the loser off
there?
>> Yeah. Yeah, exactly.
>> Instant death.
>> But, uh, we're going to be doing a bunch
of winter sports here. Uh, starting off
with one that I personally have never
done before. Uh, competitive sledging.
>> What? What do you mean? I've done
sledding before.
>> We did We did it in Brighton. We We went
We went down like these hills as a kid.
That's the same thing, right?
>> Like this is like really bad.
>> What do you mean?
>> Like it's dangerous. Yeah.
>> How bad could it be?
>> Well, you don't have brakes.
>> Yeah, your brakes are your feet.
Actually,
>> your face.
>> Your face.
>> Luckily, you talk about animist. You
don't need it. We need our face.
[laughter]
>> Oh my god.
>> We need it.
>> I'm just here trying to exist here.
[laughter]
>> It's okay, guys. It's okay. I'll just
put on my goggles now. You don't need to
see my face.
>> All right. Well, let's get into some
sliding man.
>> Uh I don't know what I was expecting. Um
>> dude, Connor thought we were going face
first. Yeah,
>> you thought we were doing the [ __ ]
skeleton or something.
>> Well, I I didn't I'm going to be honest
with you. This is kind of [ __ ]
>> I think going face first is pretty
[ __ ]
>> I just think the speed that I'm going to
get anyway is going to be [ __ ] up.
>> So, there's two paths in front of us.
There's the red path and the blue path.
>> Go down the blue path.
>> The blue path.
>> If you go down the red path, you will
[clears throat] die. The person who wins
is the person who makes it out alive.
>> Basically,
>> that's that's objective one. Objective
two is uh have fun, boys.
>> [laughter]
>> Have fun.
>> What do you mean?
>> Is known for having some of the best
snow in the world outside of Japan. So,
for our third challenge, we've broken it
into three parts yet again. Competitive
sledding, a downhill slalom race, and
ice hockey. This challenge is simple.
The first to make it down this winding
course with sharp turns and drops wins.
>> This feels like Mario Kart.
>> This is Mario Kart.
>> We need the tune.
>> 3 2 1 [screaming]
Come on, let's go.
>> Come on. Come on.
[screaming]
Run.
>> See you.
>> Oh my god. Terrifying.
>> Woo.
>> Connor, watch out, please. I'm right
behind you,
>> bro. Don't [ __ ] go into me. [ __ ]
This is [ __ ] That's a cliff, Joey.
Watch out for a cliff.
>> I can't break. How do I break in this?
>> [ __ ] hell.
>> Woo. Let's go.
>> That's just a cliff.
Oh my god. Fell off the cliff.
[screaming]
Oh [ __ ] SEE YOU. [laughter] [ __ ] I
fell off. Caught's down. Connor's down.
Ah.
>> Oh my god. OH MY GOD. WE'RE DOWN. MAN
DOWN. Oh [ __ ] Oh god. Oh god.
>> Oh my god. God nearly died.
>> Oh god.
>> Oh my god. Oh my god.
>> Oh [ __ ]
This is so scary. [laughter] Okay, I see
Jerry. Maybe I can catch up to him. Oh
god. Oh no. I think she can't get back
up. I think I might need to go that way.
Oh, HERE WE GO. THE W, BABY. The W.
[screaming and cheering]
Oh [ __ ]
Oh [ __ ]
>> Down here.
>> Oh, wait. This is the finish line.
>> Oh no.
>> OH, WHAT THE [ __ ] I THOUGHT THIS WAS
THE FINISH LINE. NO. GET [ __ ] JOEY.
[laughter]
HE was celebrating early and he hadn't
even won yet.
Okay, but I'm in the lead. COME ON,
PLEASE. I NEED THIS WIN. I NEED TO WIN A
CHALLENGE. I don't know where I'm going
right now.
I think I might be taking the red slope.
We are going down a cliff right now. I
can see the boys. This is not fun. Where
the hell is gone?
>> All right. Nice, nice, nice, nice. We're
controlling the speed. Controlling the
speed.
>> Great speed, though. Great speed. Great
angles. Great apex turns. Oh my god. Oh
my god.
Holy [ __ ]
HOLY [ __ ] OH, MY FACE. I JUST COVERED
my face in [ __ ] ice. That is not a
good way to break.
>> Nice. Nice. Nice. All right. Oh, my legs
are so tired. Woohoo. [cheering]
YES.
MY FACE IS SO COLD.
Oh god, I am not built for this.
Southeast Asian man finds himself on
snow. High five, baby. You Oh my god,
steering this thing in the start was so
hard. And now I think I finally got the
hang of it. I got to keep my legs as far
as possible and just lightly grind. And
then when I want to turn harder, I push
my my heel in a bit more, but only my
heel. dig in.
Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Okay.
Yes. Oh god. We're getting fast. We're
getting fast. We're getting fast. We're
getting fast. We're getting fast. Oh
[ __ ] Oh [ __ ]
[ __ ] the [ __ ] I need my blue shell
right now. Where are the items? I need
the items. Thank god there's no blue
shells in real life cuz I would be
PUNISHED FOR THE SIZE OF MY LEAD. I'M
GETTING FLATTER. I got to be more
aerodynamic. This is peak physical body
chat. Lock in.
>> Okay,
you turn right there.
>> Oh [ __ ]
My teeth
drift. Oh [ __ ] I [laughter]
>> They're probably fine. teeth and nail
over each other. Now I can see the skid
marks.
>> You know, right now I could easily go
ahead and claim victory, but what fun
would that be? I'm going to let the boys
catch up a little bit.
>> Oh [ __ ] that's a sharp turn.
>> Oh, here they are. Oh god, I hear them.
Oh god.
[ __ ] exhausted.
Go.
>> Aerodynamics, chat. Aerodynamics. This
is how I will tackle the rest of this
mountain.
I think the key to winning a race
against the boys is to [ __ ] up as little
as possible.
Oh [ __ ]
Yeah, that's what's up. That's what
we're talking about.
>> And after my initial [ __ ] up, I've had
zero.
>> Oh, WAIT. I SEE CONNOR. OH.
OH. OH, DAMN. That's a straight road. I
can't even see them. How far behind am
I?
>> Which way? Down here. This is great so
far. This is so long. This is a lot
longer than I thought.
>> Oh, I got here. They are. Sorry.
[laughter]
>> Second place.
>> Second place.
[ __ ]
[panting]
A [ __ ]
Where the hell's Conor going?
[laughter]
Got a sharp right turn here.
What the [ __ ] is this road?
Where do we go? This picking up a lot
more speed than uh than we have so thus
far. Oh, there he is.
Oh my god, he's going really fast.
>> You're almost there. NO, YOU YOU'RE NOT
AT THE FINISH LINE YET. IT'S RIGHT
THERE. [laughter]
Get to the finish line.
>> You're almost there. Cross the line.
>> Yeah.
>> Finish. Well, that didn't go according
to plan. Where's Connor? He We [ __ ]
off somewhere over there.
>> We crushed them. Well, that was
toboggoning.
>> That was a lot of fun. I need some
water.
>> Yeah, I know, right?
>> Most of my energy was spent trying to
get up that mountain again. [laughter]
Let's go pick up the white boy.
So, even though Connor was MIA and we
probably should have disqualified him,
he ended up getting first place. Gant
coming in second, and I was in third by
a single point. All right, that was an
easy win. Uh, it's time for the next
challenge, boys. Who's ready?
>> Uh, we don't have a lot of time because,
uh, Connor found himself in Narnia, uh,
somewhere on these slopes.
>> Gone. You would know if if you were a
friend of speed. Uh, you don't get to
choose where the destination is.
>> We are standing in a slalom field.
>> Yes, a classic traditional race,
>> except uh, we're going to be instead of
skis or snowboards going to be riding
these bad boys. uh ski scooters, which
none of us have ever ridden.
>> This is the first time.
>> Yeah. And probably the last.
>> The slalom race is all about speed. Get
down the mountain as fast as possible
while weaving through 10 flags. Miss a
flag and 10 seconds will be added to the
time. Fall and 1 second gets tacked on.
The best time wins.
>> All right. Who wants to go first then?
>> Not me.
>> I think you should go first.
>> Wait, why me?
>> I think you should go first. I think
>> you just got this you just got this aura
about first go.
>> All right. You ready, Joey?
>> All right, Joey.
>> Yeah. [ __ ] my life. Three, two, one, go.
>> Oh, that's a trap. Okay.
>> [ __ ]
He went straight into the
>> got to count as a
know. you know.
>> Oh, he's he's
>> okay. That's a fool.
>> That's a fool.
>> He's done.
>> Okay. Okay.
>> All right. All right.
>> Actually, don't think Oh god. Oh god.
>> Oh god. Oh god. Oh god. [laughter]
>> Oh my god.
>> Come on.
>> Oh my god.
>> He's just got to go for it. He's got to
go for it.
>> Everyone.
>> Yeah, he's hitting it.
>> [ __ ]
>> Okay. Okay. Speed now. Now he's just
running. He's just running.
>> Running.
>> Come on, Sher. Get back on there. All
right, go on. You got this, Jo.
>> You're basically flat now, Joey. This
should be easy.
>> Oh [ __ ]
>> No. Okay, immediately off. [laughter]
>> LET'S make it. Make it to the end.
>> Okay, he's got it. Finally.
>> Official falls.
>> Four official falls.
>> All right.
>> That was the most terrifying thing I've
ever done.
>> At least he didn't uh kill himself.
>> No, he didn't. He didn't make it to the
bottom. I I think in one piece.
>> Yeah, in one in one piece.
>> I think that's pretty easy.
>> So,
>> I'll try I'll try. I'll see I'll just
see what I can do. I'll hope. I'll pray
and I'll I'll dream.
>> Here we go.
>> Okay, I got this.
>> Three, two, one.
>> Oh my god.
>> All right.
>> He's going.
>> Wait, wait, wait. He's going straight
down.
>> Wait, he's not even doing the slum.
[laughter] What the hell? He's not doing
the slum.
>> HE'S JUST GOING STRAIGHT DOWN. WAIT,
HE'S ACTUALLY KIND OF KILLING IT.
>> WAIT, he is
>> Uhoh. OH.
>> OH, that was a bad fall. That was a bad
fall. Was he alive?
>> He's He's alive. He's alive. He's good.
He's good.
>> He literally skipped every flag.
>> He skipped.
>> Oh my god.
>> That can't count. That's against the
spirit of the game, right? That's like
max penalty.
>> I did not do a slal. 28 seconds. Not too
bad. [laughter]
>> All right. Well, uh, gone. It's your
turn.
>> I'm all ready for this.
>> Three, two, one, go.
>> All right.
[laughter]
>> Wait, WHAT'S HE DOING? WHAT'S HE DOING?
>> NO. NO. NO. [ __ ]
>> GET ON THE SCOOTER.
>> GET ON THE [ __ ] SCOOTER.
>> WE GOT THIS. We got this.
>> Get on.
She's not even doing it.
>> Okay. What the [ __ ] is he doing?
>> We're doing the slam and good. Okay,
>> that's got to be disqualification.
>> Oh my god.
>> What is he doing? He looks like he just
shoot himself.
>> Yeah, [laughter]
>> making good time.
>> I went to the finish line with him.
>> Why is he It's basically flat now. Just
get on it.
>> Just get on it. [ __ ] before we
started was like, "Yeah, I'll make sure
to do it properly." Unlike Connor,
>> I can't believe this bugger.
>> At least I rode the bloody thing.
>> I know. We both rode it.
>> He didn't EVEN GET ON [laughter] IT.
No way.
>> What?
>> That's got to be a D.
>> That's a D. That's 100%. Yeah, that's an
instant third place right there.
>> We hit every slalom and we didn't fall
down. I think we got a good chance to
score some good points there.
>> And the worst part is we have to listen
to him argue about it now. He's going to
pretend like he even thinks that it's
fair.
>> I I I I went around the flags. I got to
the
>> said you had to do it on the scooter.
[laughter]
>> What was that?
>> The [ __ ] was that,
>> bro? What the [ __ ]
>> Oh, I'm going to do it properly. Unlike
Connor, he said
>> I didn't do it properly. I hit every
slum. You [laughter] didn't You didn't
get I hit every slum and I didn't fall
down either on my
>> Me and Joey both agree that you should
be DQed.
>> What? If I get DQed, you get DQed. No.
>> Absolutely not. I'm not complaining
about that. Absolutely not.
>> I'm the only one who actually played the
[ __ ]
>> No. You You want to play this game? If I
go down, you're going down. You want to
give him the free win?
>> You want to give him the free win?
>> No. Go. All I'm saying is is that
[laughter]
yours is a a flagrant bending of the
rules.
>> Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Going straight
down.
>> I'm sorry. I was going too fast to turn.
Okay. That's that we There's a reason
why we have penalties for missing a
slalom.
>> My penalty was being was the fact that I
was slower than what I could have done
if I was competent on my uh on my ski
scooter.
>> We tried to play chess and you you were
playing checkers.
>> No, no. We did we did the same thing,
don't we? We did the same. Me and you
are not the same. do not play mine.
>> I had a cool wipe out. It was beautiful.
Everyone was excited about it.
>> You refused to play the game. I refused
to play the game.
>> What was your What was your time? At
least let's hear it out. There might
even be semantics. [laughter]
>> I actually don't know. It wasn't Jackie.
>> What?
>> That's the one thing you had to do.
>> I I uh I don't want Joey to win.
>> No, I don't want Joey to win.
>> So, I say the only way we can all agree
to this is we do it again at the same
time.
>> And this time, we all have to run it
perfectly. No running, no missing as
slalom,
>> no walking,
>> no walking. Okay.
>> You got to run it perfectly. If you miss
one, walk back up, hit it.
>> Okay.
>> And first one at the bottom gets the
win.
>> All right. I'm I'm down for that.
>> I'm down for that.
>> I'm down for that.
>> All right. Let's do it. Okay. Cool.
>> Thank you for agreeing with us.
>> All right. Let's get ready.
>> Let's get ready.
>> Three, two, one, go.
>> [ __ ] Oh my god.
Oh my god. This is sick.
Holy [ __ ]
>> Oh my god.
Oh [ __ ]
Yes.
OH MY GOD.
OH, THAT was so hot.
>> Oh, [ __ ] me.
>> That was [ __ ]
>> That was so hard.
>> Let's never do that again.
>> I never ever want to do that ever again.
>> Almost I almost decapitated G.
>> Bro, God nearly took out my legs.
>> That was the worst thing I think Trash
Tace has ever done.
>> I should have just taken the DQ.
>> Congratulations on your Conor.
>> Thank you.
>> Um,
>> justice has been served.
>> Yeah, sure.
>> Clearly, you care about your life less
than me.
>> Yeah,
>> that is true. us. There's no argument on
that.
>> I just like going fast and uh winning
challenges. So, uh what's the next one?
>> Well, we're going to head on over to the
rink down there and uh do some that
doesn't necessarily involve snow.
>> All right, first one there with this
extra point. See you.
>> I'll take care of the kids.
Welcome to the final challenge of this
special, the ice skating or ice hockey
challenge.
>> Ice hockey challenge,
>> as they call it in most parts of the
world hockey.
>> Yes. [laughter]
>> In Canada.
>> Uh Joey, why are you holding on to me?
>> Uh cuz I've never [ __ ] done this
before.
>> Oh, okay.
>> And I'm terrifying.
>> Uh luckily, we have an instructor,
>> a professional hockey player. We have
Nicola who's coming in right now. Oh,
look at that.
>> Oh my god.
>> Okay.
>> Oh my god.
>> That was great.
>> I would never be able to do that.
>> So, you're going to teach us how to play
ice hockey?
>> Yes, I try to.
>> Yeah, please.
>> You're professional. Should be easy.
>> Yeah, but you're not. So, it's pretty
easy.
>> Okay.
>> If you know how to.
>> Yeah.
>> So, like this, you are in fully control
of the stick.
>> Yeah.
>> And then you try to look at the goal.
Aim with your eyes to the goal and then
just shoot.
Okay, go in. Joey. Joey, you want to go
first?
>> Get in there, Joey. Stop touching me.
Look, there's no movement here, Joe.
Lock in, Joey.
>> I need to back up. I need to back up.
>> I just got to just lock in. Just lock
in.
>> Just get just get it in the goal. Get it
in the gold.
>> Stop [ __ ] touching me, K.
>> All right, here we go.
>> Oh. Oh.
>> Oh my god.
>> Oh my god. Four points.
>> You know, they call me Wayne Gretzky
back in UK. Use that for balance.
>> Don't use me for balance, Joey.
>> I'm dribbling. I'm dribbling.
>> Wow. Okay.
>> Oh, nice. Nice. Nice dribble. Nice
dribble. Now,
>> shoot.
>> Oh, [ __ ]
>> All right. All right. We'll take those.
We'll take those.
>> You know, it's very, very easy when you
don't have an opponent.
>> All right. Should we practice uh
>> how to dribble a little bit?
>> Yeah, let's let's practice how to
dribble.
>> Let's practice movements.
>> All right.
>> Here we go.
>> All right.
>> Okay. That's very slow. That's very
slow.
>> Shut the [ __ ] up.
>> Oh my god.
>> Okay.
>> Yo, I don't know who the star [ __ ]
>> Joey. Joey.
>> Joey. Joey.
>> Joey.
>> Oh [ __ ]
>> Joy's getting into a [ __ ]
>> Uh, true ice hockey style. Joey is uh
taking out his opponent.
>> Yeah, the cone.
>> The cone. [laughter]
>> He's What is he doing?
>> Ah, [ __ ]
>> You're hitting every cone.
>> I can't move.
>> Oh my god.
Okay. Oh, he's Oh, he's actually
dribbled past the cone.
>> Let's go, Joey.
>> Too far. Too far. Too far. Too far. All
right.
>> Line it up.
>> Line it up.
>> Oh, he just got that.
>> Oh, he's got to do that again, Jerry, on
the real thing.
>> Yo.
>> Yeah, he's still
>> fell.
Hey. Hey. Don't lose the park. Well,
>> he's going. He's going.
>> Don't. Oh, he's lost the puck.
>> Okay. Okay. I'm locked in. I'm locked
in. Okay.
>> Hey, nice.
>> Oh, right in the center.
>> Good shot.
>> That's hard. All right. Gone.
>> Nice. Okay. Don't lose the park. Don't
lose the park.
>> Yeah. Yeah.
>> Okay. Now he's lost it the wrong way.
>> Hey, look. Slow and steady wins the
race.
>> I just did a step over.
Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh, he's he's got it.
Nice. Nice. Nice.
>> Oh, he's lost.
>> Shoot.
>> Oh.
>> For the final challenge, we'll dribble a
puck through a series of cones and shoot
our shot after each run. If we miss,
we'll need to grab a new puck and go
back through all the cones again. The
timer stops once we've made two
successful goals.
>> All right. You ready, Joey?
>> Yeah.
>> All right, we got a stopwatch. Ready?
>> All right. 3 2 1 go.
>> Oh, he's going.
>> Okay, that's not I, you know, I really
thought it would be slightly faster.
>> Okay, [laughter]
>> I'm going to try me saying like the 321
feels anticlimactic when you go this
slow.
>> Uh oh, he tackled himself there. He went
past the puck. Okay.
>> No, that's actually a very hard
technique. It's called your bait.
>> Okay, I've recovered. See what I was
doing was I was like, you know how in
football they have like the stopovers? I
call that like the
>> Oh my god. How the [ __ ] do you do this?
>> Behind me. I want Ethan.
>> Boom. Flip it in.
>> Boom. Flip it in. [panting]
>> I swear to God if I miss the shot, we're
going to be here all [ __ ] day.
>> Okay,
>> he's going for it.
>> I just love this like elegant camera
work to the most janky ice skating.
>> All right, he's lining up his shot.
>> He's lining up his shot. Will he make
it? Will he make it?
Oh, top to
back. Right back, Joey. Come on. Come
back. Get back. Come on. Hurry up. I'm
trying. [panting]
>> There's no falling over, Joey. Here's
your puck. Here's your puck.
>> Please let it be over.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
>> Okay. Nice. Nice. Here we go. Turn
around. Go. You got it. You got it. Come
on.
>> How the [ __ ] do you turn around in this?
>> You've got an expert cameraman catching
every elegant movement you're putting
out there. Oh yes.
>> Elegant. Look at that. Look at that.
Like a swan on that ice.
>> [ __ ] parapolgic simulator.
>> Oh my god.
>> Don't worry, Joey. You are outclassing
the one-year-olds right now.
>> Yeah. You also are better than the
average Australian at this.
>> Yeah.
>> There we go. There we go. He's getting
it. He's getting it. Come on.
>> Oh, you got this.
>> Like a dream. Like a dream.
>> Please don't miss
this time. Just not tapping it in into
the current.
Okay.
>> Tapping's loud. Just just not, you know,
knocking it over.
>> Yeah.
>> Okay.
>> He was just He was just attacking back.
>> Line it up, Joey. Line it up.
>> Line it up.
>> Okay. Go, Joey.
>> Is he making it?
>> I'm free. I'm free from the torture.
>> Here we go. It is Connor's challenge.
Two shots in and time is up. Are you
ready?
>> You ready, Connor?
>> Three. In three, two, one, go.
>> Okay.
>> I can hear myself echoing.
>> I know. All right. He's already doing
better than me. Let's go.
>> He's going. He's going.
>> He's going. He's going. He's going. He's
getting the speed.
>> He's going. He's getting there. Oh, he's
still got He's got the P. He's still got
the P. Line up the shot. Light up the
shot. LIGHT UP THE SHOT. LIGHT up the
shot.
>> He's
[laughter] missed. [ __ ] [ __ ]
>> Dude, at least his recovery is fast as
[ __ ]
All right. He's missed one. All right.
All right. Here we go.
>> He needs to get two more still. He's
losing [laughter] the
>> How is he fumbling this dude?
>> How is he How is he doing?
>> This should be an easy win.
>> Come on, dude. You got
>> How long do we have to be here for? Are
we
>> Come on.
>> There you go.
>> There we go. There we go. One more. One
more. You got it.
>> One more. Come on, dude.
>> You got plenty of time still, man.
>> I'm knackered. I'm knackered.
>> You got plenty of time. Don't worry.
Don't worry. Don't worry. Come on. Just
don't miss this one. You'll be all
right.
>> It's easy. position.
>> You are the speed. You are the speed.
>> Speed. You are the speed. Get the speed.
>> Like Sonic. Just take the shot. You got
to take THE SHOT.
>> TAKE THE SHOT.
>> TAKE THE SHOT. Take the shot. Take the
shot.
>> Take the shot.
>> Take the shot.
>> Got it.
>> Oh my god. That was hard.
>> 107.
>> 107. Wow. Double my speed. It wasn't
even close.
>> All right. Go on. Are you ready?
>> Yes.
>> Here we go. In 3 2 1 go.
>> Okay. Great approach.
>> All right. He's getting there. Good
start. Wow. Very nice. Great control.
>> Phenomenal control of the park.
>> Oh, dude. His his dribbling is
>> great. Yeah. Phenomenal. Great.
>> All right. Take the shot. Take the shot.
>> Oh my god. Don't [ __ ] up.
>> Come on. Get back here. Get back here.
Come on. We'll get you. We got
>> Don't worry. Don't worry. You You got
plenty of time. You got plenty of time.
Don't worry.
>> Take the P gun. You got it. Go. Go. Go.
>> You got plenty of time.
>> NO. NO. [screaming] NO. NO. [ __ ] IT.
OKAY, FINE. GET A NEW ONE. [ __ ] that
one.
>> Okay,
>> you got plenty of time. Gone. Don't
worry.
>> All right. Come on. Come on. You got it.
You're good.
>> Hello.
We'll allow it. We'll allow it. We'll
allow it.
>> All right. Come on. Lock in. Lock in.
>> Come on, bro. You got it. You got it.
You got it. Come on. You good. Yeah.
That's it. Take the shot. Line it up.
Take the shot.
>> Oh my god. No. He's [ __ ] lost it
again.
>> All right.
>> All right. Come on. Don't worry. You got
plenty of time. Go. You got plenty of
time.
Just look. Your skating is so clean.
>> There's no way he'll miss a third time.
It's just It's just It's impossible.
>> Don't miss, gone, please.
>> Oh my Oh no. Oh no. Oh [laughter] no.
You can win.
>> Oh my god.
>> You can beat him. It's gone. Come on.
Your dribbling so clean.
>> No.
[laughter]
Oh my. Oh my god. Lock.
That was
>> He did like a triple axle.
>> Like a looney to it. No, he's crumbling.
He's hitting the
>> Come on, dude. Just relax.
>> Relax.
>> That's That would be like a 100 points
in figure skating.
>> Oh my god, dude.
>> Come on. No way. You missed the fourth
time.
>> Okay. Okay. Nice. Right in the middle.
Right in the middle. Right in the
middle. Come on. One more, dude. One
more. You got this.
>> All right. Come on, guys.
>> You can still win. You can still win.
>> One more. One more.
>> Oh. Okay. There goes the puck.
>> He's coming back. He's coming back
around.
>> Grab the puck. Grab the puck. Go the
[laughter]
>> Oh my god.
>> [ __ ] moving around like you got
it. You got it. You got it. Come on.
Come on.
>> Come on. Just
>> You might You might win this one.
>> Oh my god. If I do, this will be
>> Hopefully if God misses it here. Come
on. We want him to miss.
>> Come on. Come on. You got it, bro. YOU
GOT TO LINE IT UP.
>> Come on. Oh, HE GOT IT.
>> WOW. That went in. No way.
>> Oh my god.
I I don't know.
>> I don't know if I don't know who won
that. Have you two?
209.
>> Oh,
>> you won, right?
>> How did I get second?
>> Oh my god, you got second.
>> No.
>> How the [ __ ] did I get second?
A little bit of skill, a lot of love,
and just like that, I took the gold
medal and won the special. Thanks for
the game, boys. Now, I wonder what my
prize is. Ah, finally a feast fit for a
king. We've got I think Rost Rosti. I
say it right. Okay. Yes, the camera
crew's nodding. Good. We have one of the
best shakutree boards I've ever seen.
Enough pickles uh to kill a small child.
So much cheese. We got beef tartar, more
pickles, bread, and um every alcohol I
could ever want. We have wine, which
basically looks like water. This one
This one is watery. Let's give it a
taste.
That's so good. That's so good. And
beer, of course.
And uh schnaps. Hopefully, this is
better than yesterday.
Oh, it's good. Oh my god.
Oh my god. That's so good.
>> Why are we doing this? Why do we come
all the way to Switzerland to do this?
>> It's kind of therapeutic, Joe. This is
uh dude.
>> This kind of reminds me of my very first
job. We have one white man uh with two
Asian boys uh doing the dishes for him.
>> The crew have told me I should dunk the
bread in the It's overflowing. Okay,
we'll just get and then in the fondue.
Oh, it's going to fall off. Oh no. Oh
no. Oh no. Oh no. Okay, let's try it.
Oh,
[laughter]
that's [ __ ] up. That tastes
disgusting. Why would you ruin the
bread?
>> I'm so hungry. I'm so hungry. You don't
know how hungry I am. If I could ask for
one thing right now, [music] it's a
beer.
>> Okay, the beer can save everything.
Everything so far has been a 10 out of
10. And the fondue [music] is by far the
best part though. Let's try the
shakureri. I don't know what this is.
Sausage. Okay. That's so good.
Oh, it's just it's just so good. It's
just so good. I This is the best thing.
If I was Joey or gone right now, I think
I just wouldn't show up anymore.
>> Man's never worked in a restaurant
before.
>> [ __ ] give me that. [laughter]
There you go. There you go. Yeah. Happy.
>> Yes, Joey. Yes. Joey. Joey,
>> don't. Yeah, you got to, Dude, you got
to put it in there and then put it in
the [ __ ] dishwasher.
>> Jo, the the dishwasher doesn't magically
get rid of hard to uh Yes, it does.
>> Do you know how Do you know how powerful
this thing is?
>> I really think we could change the
channel.
We do a wine and cheese review every
single week with me while G and Joey
clean up the mess. I think this is the
way forward. I mean, look, how many
people can say that they worked in a
kitchen in Switzerland?
>> Other than us,
Joey.
>> Chef, I need I I have to give you a hug.
>> Everything okay?
>> It's It's better than okay, chef.
>> Thanks, [laughter] man. Thanks, man.
Nice of you.
>> You're saving lives here, chef.
>> That's good.
>> You're saving my life.
>> Important. That's good. Thanks.
>> How do you do this? This is so good.
>> That's good. Cooking,
>> boys. Boys,
>> I got one more for you. Hold on. Let me
just
>> Get the [ __ ] out of here, dude.
>> Don't talk to me. Don't talk to me.
>> Give me that [ __ ]
>> He's working hard.
>> Uh, sorry. Sorry. No staff. Get out. Get
out. Get it. Sorry.
>> Well, guys, that was the Trash Test
Winter Special. Connor with the dub
again. I guess
>> you know, you know, like
>> finally
>> it's it must be time, you know, because
I feel like if we're doing a ski like a
snow special, Connor was always going to
have the
>> I did have the white privilege.
>> You did have the home advantage.
>> You know, I still feel like I should
have got all the points for the downhill
slope, man. That's
>> okay. That's what I I feel like we I got
out argued because we all did something
sus on that [laughter] [ __ ] slope.
Okay.
>> Yeah, we almost died. That's for sure.
>> But I followed the rules that were set
and I feel like I should have gotten all
points for that. I'm just saying. I'm
just saying.
>> Look, at the end of the day, the lovely
fondue I had was just phenomenal. It was
just genuinely life.
>> Yeah. I thought I was jealous of when
you got to ride the helicopter at
Hawaii. I was definitely more jealous
with that one. I was more jealous by the
fondue. Actually, you were
>> dude helicopter and fondue next time.
Let's do both. [laughter] The fondue was
phenomenal and it was life-changing and
I would have literally jumped off Mount
Ricky had I not got [laughter] to eat
it. So, I'm glad that I did. So, thank
you guys for believing in me cuz I
believed in me thanks to you.
>> Yeah, we didn't believe in you. But hey,
you know, you know who else did believe
in all of us though?
>> PATRONS.
>> THE PATRONS.
IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU guys that we were
able to go all the way to Switzerland
and do these insane freaking activities.
So, thank you so much, guys. And uh hey,
by the way, if you do follow us over on
the Patreon, not only will you be
supporting future specials, but just the
podcast in general. You guys should know
this by now. We've been doing this for
like 5 and 1/2 years at this point. So,
if you'd like to support future specials
and the podcast in general, head on over
to patreon.com/trashtase.
As always, follow us on Twitter, send us
some memes on the subreddit, and if you
hate our face, listen to us on Spotify.
And we will see you guys in the next
trash day special.
Loading video analysis...