The Worst Kit in Genshin History

All righty, ladies and gentlemen, we are back at it again with another video regarding the amazing updates that Hoyverse is adding to their games. And

this time, the topical area is not going to be Hong Kai Star Rail, where Planeradia looks like the biggest piece of [ __ ] I've ever seen. This update's

not going to be about Zenless Zone Zero, where Yan Guang story is the biggest piece of [ __ ] I've ever seen. It's going

to be about Genchin Impact where ladies and gentlemen in version Luna 4 Colbina and her kit they're the biggest piece of [ __ ] I've evering seen. I was debating

whether or not to actually just react to this entire live stream, but I had the incredible displeasure of clicking through it and actually getting a

preview of whatever the hell they have planned for this like moon maiden. And

I'm going to be real with you. If you

inspect this kit in the way that I have, you'll probably be sharing the same opinion as me, cuz good golly g, what the [ __ ] are these devs doing? So,

without further ado, let's go ahead.

Let's get right on into this. We've got

two of my least favorite individuals ever on the screen. I don't know what it is. They haven't even spoken yet, but I

is. They haven't even spoken yet, but I hate both of them. Let's see what they have to share.

Hey, I will say though, the guy on the left has lost a [ __ ] ton of weight. Hey,

I saw him six months ago. He was like three times larger. So, um I'm glad he found I I'm glad he found the ozic prescription. Anyways,

prescription. Anyways, and I want you guys to pay pay close attention over here. This is going to be the animation preview for this five-star

unit. She's basically, right, like the

unit. She's basically, right, like the archon of Nod Cry. Nod Cry is like big about focusing on the moon, right? She's

the moon maiden. She is essentially the archon of this region, if you can call it that, right? That's that's fair to say, [music] right? You got you got nice little

right? You got you got nice little relaxing animation over here. I can

understand this. Right now, let's see what her kit is starting to look at look like. Boom. Check that out right there.

like. Boom. Check that out right there.

She attacked, went like that. You might

have missed it, though. Let's play it back one more time.

[music] You ready? Pay attention. Okay. You

You ready? Pay attention. Okay. You

might miss it.

Boom. Right there. Look at where the hand is. She just kind of like goes like

hand is. She just kind of like goes like this. Does that

this. Does that hit him with it again the third time, except this time from the front. She hitting it from the front

the front. She hitting it from the front this time. The same move, by the way.

this time. The same move, by the way.

The same move.

And there you go again. Brother, are you ready for this? That's her kit.

Those are all of the That is what's in her kit demo, guys. They're done

showcasing her attacks. That's why the next couple of seconds is just her walking.

They're They're done show That was it.

This is the uncut section.

>> [music] >> It just looks LIKE SHE'S DOING THE SAME thing for 10 seconds. What are you paying for in this game? ALL I I'VE SEEN

her entire kit and it all looks like the same thing. [music]

same thing. [music] This is where all the budget was.

And that's her ultimate, bro. [music]

Are we serious?

[music] Do you want to know what my initial take was after seeing this entire fivestar archon equivalent units animations and

kit? This literally is like 1 fifth of a

kit? This literally is like 1 fifth of a Weathering Waves character. This is

literally just animation budget like like like like fidelity actual like motion rigging all it's like one if not one6th of a woo wa unit. It feels like

this product is incomplete. I I

genuinely don't understand like how it doesn't even feel it feels like she's halfdeveloped. And you want to know what

halfdeveloped. And you want to know what the best part is? You would be thinking, "Oh, clearly these developers, right?

They they've simply just hidden her tertiary animations in in the rest of her kit." This is them breaking down the rest of her kit. Are

you ready, >> bro? This unit is so [ __ ] boring. The

>> bro? This unit is so [ __ ] boring. The

first thing they focus on with the narration is her way of walking. This

unit is visually so [ __ ] boring and like mediocre that the biggest focus right off the rip is her walking style.

You do realize this entire segment has been longer than the that than the entire previous segment, right? They

spent more time right now talking about how she walks than the anything else.

[music] This is why I hate these guys.

>> [music] >> These guys know how disgustingly boring her kit is. Guys, they're introducing a new five-star unit, and her animations

and kit are so boring and uncreative.

The developers are on screen just talking. The developers are just

talking. The developers are just yapping. And that was deemed to be more

yapping. And that was deemed to be more watchable footage than the new unit's kit and gameplay.

[laughter] I'm sorry. Can we see the animation one

I'm sorry. Can we see the animation one more time?

Bro, this looks like a [ __ ] Komi E, but it only gets one splash. Bro, it

looks she looks like reverse power creep on Kcomi's E. It's like Kcomi's E jellyfish, but it only takes one time.

I'm sorry. I need

That's all he just text. WHAT THE [ __ ] IS THAT?

You're telling me 2026, that's what the kit animation looks like. It looks worse than release hydro characters.

Characters released in the first two years of this game have better animations than this and better VFX than this. This is a literal downgrade. What

this. This is a literal downgrade. What

the [ __ ] is this, bro?

>> It's like they're trying to get her off the screen as fast [music] Anyways, main point is she's got the most dog [ __ ] animations ever. But don't

worry, she's [ __ ] broken because as you saw over here, she just turned everything into Lunar.

>> Yeah, she just does Lunar reactions everywhere.

So, let's keep waiting and seeing.

Right. [music]

She converts everything into lunar charge reactions. So basically, she is

charge reactions. So basically, she is the elemental reaction rework except she just cost $400 and her animations look like [ __ ] So instead of reworking the

elements into what they're supposed to be, don't worry guys, you you can buy it instead. You can buy the rework. This is

instead. You can buy the rework. This is

this is the actual Genchin DLC over here. This is the first official Genchin

here. This is the first official Genchin DLC.

>> [music] >> You can see over here lunar domain.

After Colin uses her burst, the surrounding area turns into a lunar domain and everyone gets lunar reaction buffs. She converts all reactions to

buffs. She converts all reactions to lunar reactions. And when her teammates

lunar reactions. And when her teammates deal lunar reaction damage, she gains gravity. And when she has gravity and

gravity. And when she has gravity and it's full, she unleashes a coordinated attack. So yes, she is the rework to all

attack. So yes, she is the rework to all elemental reactions. There you go. But

elemental reactions. There you go. But

she's just >> combine that with her dog [ __ ] animations, guys. This is what kind of

animations, guys. This is what kind of product and product quality you're getting. The rework you should be

getting. The rework you should be getting your free is being monetized.

And it's being monetized with the worst looking kit the space has ever seen.

Remember guys, this is her kit.

Check it out.

We got We got to take a look at the animations bro.

As you can see, she's not on the [ __ ] field. And and what she leaves is this.

field. And and what she leaves is this.

I don't even know if that's Nyo.

Actually, that might be Nylo. She might

actually not have anything. This is This is probably actually just Nyo's animation. And we're we're accidentally

animation. And we're we're accidentally crediting it to this [ __ ] Moon Maiden piece of [ __ ] >> Yeah, I don't even think that's her. I

think she just has nothing. [music]

>> Bro, it doesn't even look like she's on the team.

>> I'm sorry, bro. It doesn't even I I didn't even Did you even know Colina was on this team?

Did you even know Colina was on this team?

No, I have no clue. It's the ride and leg circle.

Wait, that's her? Wait, that you're you're you're telling me that's Colin?

Wait, wait, that that looks like his hair. This looks like his hair is just

hair. This looks like his hair is just long. It literally looks like his hair

long. It literally looks like his hair is just extending and making a circle.

>> [music] >> This was also our original aspiration with designing mechanics like lunar reaction and hexai single secret right.

They're just lying again. They said that their goal was to like increase the number to explore different team compositions. If that was true, these

compositions. If that was true, these would be free. So no, you're just lying.

No, your goal is to lock off the actual features of this game behind limited character banners cuz you did it in Natland with the exploration. You did it

in Nod Cry with Ascending Gleam. You're

doing it with Hexarai and Duran. And now

you're doing it again with Colombina and Lunar Reactions a [ __ ] gang cuz you already did it before. So why why are you guys just lying all the [ __ ] time?

No, your goal is to make every actual new feature that should be a reworker free and monetizing it because you're the most greedy [ __ ] I've ever

seen in gaming.

The [ __ ] Activision CEO is considered one of the best CEOs in the world compared to DeWay. Like, that's how bad it is. [music]

it is. [music] [music] I'm sorry. Is this just them doing her

I'm sorry. Is this just them doing her animation?

Sorry, let's let's watch. These are just her attack animations. [music]

She actually has the worst kit in the game. These are genuinely the worst

game. These are genuinely the worst animations I have ever seen.

Wow. Wow. This is This is so [ __ ] bad, bro. This is so bad. I can't even

bad, bro. This is so bad. I can't even describe how bad this is.

Bro, I thought that was Colombina. I'm

sorry. It looked I actually thought that was Colombina for a second.

[music] Okay, so she literally just deals whatever type of lunar damage you dealt the most of. Bro, she literally is a

walking elemental reaction rework. The

fact that she's hydro, I don't even think means anything. She's literally

just a walking rework.

Look at Nahita's animations. I mean,

that's the [ __ ] thing, right? It It's

crazy that Nita looks more engaging to play.

>> What do you like, How is How is this character was released like four [ __ ] years ago, bro? She was released four years ago. Like three years ago. How

years ago. Like three years ago. How

does Nita have better animations?

Okay, maybe maybe surely surely will I'm sorry, bro. This has this this is legitimately the worst looking kid I've ever seen.

Bro, it's like her goal is to like not exist, not be sealed.

>> This is like even worse than like shorekeeper. Like like it feels like

shorekeeper. Like like it feels like they actually wanted to make her not even a real character. She doesn't even feel like a real character. I feel like she's designed to almost feel like she

doesn't exist on your team. She feels

like she makes this game a threeperson team. It act she she doesn't even feel

team. It act she she doesn't even feel like a real unit. I'm going to be real with you. The worst character design the

with you. The worst character design the wor or I think her design is okay. The

worst kit design and animations I've ever seen in this [ __ ] game before.

So loweffort, so lowbudget, so trash to have her like gameplay literally be her spamming the same three animations over and over and then her VFX don't even

look good on top of it. I'm just going to be honest, man. This is probably the lowest effort cash grab release I've ever seen from these devs. Her kit is

like similarly overloaded in what it does. She again clearly is just meant to

does. She again clearly is just meant to be the entire rework to Elemental Reactions that we were supposed to get, but now you have to pay for it, just like you got to pay for everything else in this game. So, um yeah, there will be

people that are going to say this is amazing. Those are the people that are

amazing. Those are the people that are on payroll from Hoyverse because I don't think that there's a single person who isn't on contract that can say that this is anything more than a pile of dog

[ __ ] Legitimately dog [ __ ] Let me know what you all thought. Peace out.