This Was Supposed To Be A Cooking Stream... ⁨@akaVietTrap⁩

I know what you're here for. What am I here for? You're here to meet a 50. Stop

here for? You're here to meet a 50. Stop

recording me. What are you? An idiot

sandwich. What are you? An idiot

sandwich. Stood in front of the fan for 7 minutes and bled on his towel. Worst

co-chef of all time. I didn't believe I peed and I wiped. Okay,

stream today. We are shopping at Rouse.

I wanted to go to Costco, but with traffic and everything the like it would have been an hour long, which we're not doing that on stream. We're going to go home. We're going to cook. We're going

home. We're going to cook. We're going

to meal prep. Thundercat says, "We need to grow up to be big and strong." That's

why we're meal prepping today, chat.

That is a whole like turkey. Oh, that's

a ham. Did you say this is a turkey? I

thought it was a turkey. Is this a turkey? It looked like a Stop. Do you

turkey? It looked like a Stop. Do you

need bacon?

I don't think so. It's not in my list.

You need turkey bacon? I need um like meat.

Yes, I need I need like steak, which is why I'm going over here. So, I should probably just get filt or ribeye. New

York strip steak. Okay. Take my

suggestions. What? Wait, what? I was

like fillet or ribeye. You said okay.

So, I should just get the New York strip steak. Oh.

steak. Oh.

Uh, wait. What? Are you dead? I'm dead.

What? Get the ribeye or the fillet.

Where's the fillet at? I've been

pointing at it. It's right here. It's

right here. Dude, stop. We are in public. Well, we're no longer in Japan,

public. Well, we're no longer in Japan, so I don't I don't need to keep my inside voices. That one time I uh walked

inside voices. That one time I uh walked into my house with this kind of in my cat's order box.

[Music] It's cuz he said he wanted to settle it in. Whatever that means. What? That's We

in. Whatever that means. What? That's We

are not blatantly lying on What? That is

not true. That's the worst cliff farm I've ever like been a part of. It

worked. People believed it. That's the

funny part. Salmon. I told you you need some manners. Yeah, there's no helping

some manners. Yeah, there's no helping me this guy. Look it up. Salmon saiy

fillet. Atlantic salmon. What they say about my manners? Oh.

Uh god, I don't know what to get.

Should I ask her for help? She walked

away.

What are you doing? I'm just stretching.

Beef rub. Chicken rub. Should I just get these?

Is that what you want to rub your meat in?

Don't make that face when you say that to me, bro. Well, I'm asking. I'm

asking. Oh, sorry. Oh my god. Look,

nuts. Healthy nut. I just don't like sitting there and eating nuts. Like,

it's not a one of my favorite pastimes.

All right. I have It's one of my favorite cayenne pepper. Paprika pepper.

It's one of my favorite pastimes. Garlic

powder.

It's one of my favorite pastimes.

Shut up. It's in

your thing on that podcast, right? Yeah.

Hi. Of course. Yeah. That one thing is crazy though.

Thank you. Have a good night, guys. [ __ ] was that about, bro? I'm pretty sure she's underage. Oh, yeah. Oh my god. No.

she's underage. Oh, yeah. Oh my god. No.

Shut the up. No, you're making it weird.

You see curry powder anywhere? I want

curry powder, too. All right. Thank you. Appreciate

too. All right. Thank you. Appreciate

you. Oh, stop doing that. To claim my territory. They said [ __ ] to tip. I

territory. They said [ __ ] to tip. I

know why you're here. Don't do that [ __ ] Don't do that [ __ ] I swear to God. Do it and see what happens. Do it

God. Do it and see what happens. Do it

and see what happens. 20 sub chat. Do

you want to see what happens?

Bro, can I finish with my spices?

Stop following me.

I just hit you with a meat stick.

Oh, stop. I'm trying to focus. Please. I bet

stop. I'm trying to focus. Please. I bet

they'd love seeing this.

Stop.

[Music] I know what you're here for. What am I here for? You're here to meet a 50. Stop

here for? You're here to meet a 50. Stop

recording me. We should We should get out of this aisle. Oh my god. People are

staring. People are staring. People are

staring. Get the car. Get the car. I

have to go. Dude, I have to go. I have

to go. I have to go. I was kidding. Go.

Go.

Bro, there's two white men at the end of the left me.

We have to hide.

[Music] Where's the pause at, man? Yo, [ __ ] you guys. You guys left me with the car. Are

guys. You guys left me with the car. Are

you kidding me? There's like 10 men staring. Yeah. No, I was scared. You

staring. Yeah. No, I was scared. You

were scared? Oh, so now I know what would happen if 10 men came up to us in the streets. You just run away.

the streets. You just run away.

Absolutely. That's 10 men. What the

[ __ ] I'm one man. The [ __ ] you thought this was? Oh,

man. The [ __ ] you thought this was? Oh,

sorry. I just whacked a girl with a cart. Are you serious? No, you're I hope

cart. Are you serious? No, you're I hope they banned you from here. I said I was sorry. So, it's okay. She was friends.

sorry. So, it's okay. She was friends.

You know what? I hit her for my people cuz you know what? Us Vietnamese people were colonized by the French. So you

know what? I I hit her with a shopping cart for us.

Stop, dude. I'm itching my leg.

It was right there. You need potatoes and rice. Huh? You need potatoes and

and rice. Huh? You need potatoes and rice. I'm in jail.

rice. I'm in jail.

Can we like roleplay you in jail? Oh my

god. Well, technically they have um I just really want to hold your hand again. I can't hear you. The phone's not

again. I can't hear you. The phone's not working. I just really want to hold your

working. I just really want to hold your hand again. What? Hey, LA

hand again. What? Hey, LA

has conjugal visits. What? LA has

conjugal visits. Are you cheating on me in there?

You dead ass.

Chad, by the way, I'm about to get my period. I will literally be bleeding out

period. I will literally be bleeding out anytime soon. I could start bleeding

anytime soon. I could start bleeding right now.

Oh, okay. All right. Bye, Kenya. All

right. [ __ ] me, I guess.

[Music] Let me pass. What the [ __ ] He like sped up as Let me pass. Oh my god. Do you

hate me?

What? You hate me. No. Why would you say that? Because do you I feel like you

that? Because do you I feel like you listen to chat too much and then and then what?

You believe what they say about me?

What? That you're like gay? What? They

call me gay. What is the texture of its sperm? What kind of question?

sperm? What kind of question?

Clumpy. Oh, you know what I forgot to buy? What? Sugar.

buy? What? Sugar.

You don't have sugar? No. What the hell?

Do you have honey? Honey? Yeah.

The hell? What? Dude, you have like two other roommates. How the do you not have

other roommates. How the do you not have sugar or honey?

And y'all didn't have any seasoning until today when you bought it? Do y'all

eat food? Are youing kidding me? All

right chat.

What do you guys know about cooking? I'm

trying to drain the juice, but it's not even coming out, dude. [ __ ] that. Just

put it in the pan. Oh, okay. Who cares?

Right now? Yeah. Right now? Yes. Are you

sure? Put the meat in the pan. Wait

until the meat is brown before you season. Oh, see. I did not know that.

season. Oh, see. I did not know that.

I'm not going to lie. I don't do that. I

want to season before it's brown. Okay.

Well, I'm getting Okay. I usually season before it's brown. So, season right now.

Yes. Yes. This is a POV. I'm your wife.

Oh my god.

Hey. Hey, babe. I made you dinner. How

was work? Oh, no. They were bullying you

work? Oh, no. They were bullying you again.

I'm giving them pe or them. Cooking up

the next body quick. Hell no. See, Chad,

do you really think that we're going to up that hard? It's just ground beef.

There's no way you can up ground beef.

You [ __ ] up ground beef. I just realized I didn't put any salt in this. Oh my

god. Can we role play like Gordon Ramsay? What are you? Idiots. What are

Ramsay? What are you? Idiots. What are

you? An idiot

sandwich. I feel like that's going to be really salty. Probably. He said should

really salty. Probably. He said should have listened to Jerk Noodles. I think

Jerk Noodles was the one to say to season it when it gets brown. Uh, let's

see how this is. Um, I feel like nobody's answered my question. Do you

need to marinate chicken or no? No. No.

Oh my god, that's really salty. Oh. Oh,

that's so salty. How do you fix that?

Well, Josh said with sugar. All right.

Well, and we don't have sugar. Dilute it

with water. Oh, smart idea. Wait, water

and oil? I feel like they're trying to blow up my house. Who said that? Dilute

with orange juice. Hopefully, there's a better, bro. Thought there was going to be an

bro. Thought there was going to be an explosion. Putting

explosion. Putting water. You're dumb. Water and oil. I

water. You're dumb. Water and oil. I

know. They don't mix. No, they Yeah, they just don't mix. That doesn't mean that it's going to explode. Is that

what? I'm thirsty.

Um, just some water.

Where's your water? Grab a glass. And

there's a br.

Where are your glasses? Oh, it's

stressing me out. I just I don't know where things are in your Look in the cupboards. I don't want to look through

cupboards. I don't want to look through your [ __ ] I don't even know where the glasses are. How do you not know where

glasses are. How do you not know where those are? You live here.

those are? You live here.

We might We might not have glasses. Are

you [ __ ] dead ass? I don't know. I

don't know. I'm trying to cook, women.

Okay. I think I wash. This [ __ ] gritt is empty. Can you put water in

is empty. Can you put water in [Music] this? Hey, I'm going to go take out uh

this? Hey, I'm going to go take out uh my contacts. Oh, [ __ ]

my contacts. Oh, [ __ ] Sorry, chat. I forgot I had a mic on me.

Sorry, chat. I forgot I had a mic on me.

I've been doing that my whole life.

Hopefully, I'm out of range, but if I'm not, I am sorry.

He's peeing with the mic on. Well, I

hear Tiffany laughing, so I'm going to safely assume I'm not out of range.

And I'm getting Bro, I thought it was the brittle. M. What? You peed with the

the brittle. M. What? You peed with the mic on. Yeah. No, I realized halfway

mic on. Yeah. No, I realized halfway through. I said sorry. Stop peing with

through. I said sorry. Stop peing with the mic on. That's my bad. That's like

your second time, bro. Look, I can't see that it's on, so I just forget. Wings. I

need to find chapstick. I'm going to your room again. Okay, I'll wish me luck, Chad. Chad, I don't know if it's

luck, Chad. Chad, I don't know if it's any more. What the hell? He usually has

any more. What the hell? He usually has like a tub of Vaseline. I don't see that [ __ ] Yo, I literally left my moisturizer here. He should thie man's

moisturizer here. He should thie man's face is so [ __ ] dry. This is pissing me off. What do you use? Where the [ __ ]

me off. What do you use? Where the [ __ ] is this man's Vaseline? How the [ __ ] do you know I have a tub of Vaseline? How

do you know that? You guys can hear Tiffy yapping. Oh, okay. Where the is

Tiffy yapping. Oh, okay. Where the is your Vaseline? I don't know. You used it

your Vaseline? I don't know. You used it last time. Anyways, we're going to count

last time. Anyways, we're going to count my chicken. [ __ ] miserable. What' she

my chicken. [ __ ] miserable. What' she

say? I lost count on my chicken. God

one. Guys, I can't find this best cup of Vaseline. Where could you have put it?

Vaseline. Where could you have put it?

What do I need Vaseline for? For my

lips, you pervert. Under his pillow. If

you know, you know.

Nah, he jerked with that [ __ ] and ran out. That's not true. I dry hand my

out. That's not true. I dry hand my [ __ ] Do we have zip locks? Ziploc bags?

I don't Why are you asking me? He said,

"Do we have zip locks?" And he looked at me dead in the eye like as if this is mying house. Look, that's four in one.

mying house. Look, that's four in one.

[Music] [ __ ] your chicken. Don'ting touch me with that. That looks like chopped up

with that. That looks like chopped up baby parts. Wait, is your title still um

baby parts. Wait, is your title still um what's your title? It was like mommy daddy roleplay or some [ __ ] Role playing mom and dad or something like that. Role playing husband and wife. You

that. Role playing husband and wife. You

want me to start? Sure. Why the am I cooking? You're the woman. Someone said

cooking? You're the woman. Someone said

he [Laughter] right. That's the bag you knocked over

right. That's the bag you knocked over earlier. [ __ ] sick. He said dumbass

earlier. [ __ ] sick. He said dumbass instant karma.

You want to turn this around so they can watch like it's a cooking stream. No one

wants to watch you make chicken, bro.

Okay. Like literally nobody cares.

Okay. One in chat if you don't care.

I think I'm bleeding.

I'll take care of it. You did ask. I

don't know. Go check. Why would you come over and tell me that? E.

[Music] Bro, go check.

Why are you shaming? Why are you shaming me? I'm not shaming you for bleeding.

me? I'm not shaming you for bleeding.

I'm saying, why'd you come up in my ear and tell me? Stop. Stop, dude. I'm

trying to cook. Stop.

[Music] Why did you yell like that?

You're overwhelming me, dude. What do I do? Just go

do? Just go check. What? What is Tiff saying? What?

check. What? What is Tiff saying? What?

Yes, I do. Do I have toilet paper? Yes,

I do. Yes, bro. Oh my god, you're pissing me off. Tiffany, I have toilet paper in Yo, actually, you're [ __ ] click on me right now because I know exactly. It's right by the toilet. I

exactly. It's right by the toilet. I

never unpacked it. I do have toilet paper. You got Stephen saying you got

paper. You got Stephen saying you got Stephen telling people how we got [ __ ] in this house. She can't She can't reach it bro.

I'm n [ __ ] y'all, man. Olive oil, salt, chicken rub, garlic powder. Ah! Oh my

[ __ ] god. Why did you come up so silently? You dead ass. I just want

silently? You dead ass. I just want here. I used your face towel. For what?

here. I used your face towel. For what?

For what? What? All

what? What? All

right.

Dude, I couldn't find any paper towels.

Let's go. Come here. Where do you go?

Let's If I walk down there and the toilet paper is right by the toilet like I know it is.

Did you actually use my [ __ ] face towel, bro? Or you trying to clip on a

towel, bro? Or you trying to clip on a little bit? What? That's disgusting. He

little bit? What? That's disgusting. He

just washed it.

[Music] Bit What?

The toilet paper was right next to the toilet. No, it wasn't. I promise you it

toilet. No, it wasn't. I promise you it was. I will put money in that. It didn't

was. I will put money in that. It didn't

matter if I used your face to or not.

Disgusting man.

Hello. I'm trying to cook, woman. Can I not have some peace and

woman. Can I not have some peace and quiet after work? Maybe if your toilet paper was full, this wouldn't be happening.

Why did I have to use your face towel to wipe? Yo, wait. What? Steve Cass said in

wipe? Yo, wait. What? Steve Cass said in all caps the pace.

All right, chat. We are selling Vit Trap's face towel wiped with Tifobi's pee. Starting bid is $1. Oh, wait.

pee. Starting bid is $1. Oh, wait.

That's Oh, what? I

misunderstood. I thought you were bleeding and you Wait, what was that?

Wait, so it's okay if it's my pee?

I mean, you bit your lip. Wash it. No,

it's your replay that I didn't. He bit

his lip. Yes, you did.

You wiped your butt with his face towel.

What did Bit's face towel do?

I can't [Music] Um, just a reminder by the way, you've done no cooking. Stood in front of the fan for

cooking. Stood in front of the fan for seven minutes, then blood on his towel.

Worst co-chef of all time. I didn't

believe I peed and I wiped. Okay. How

many subs for you to sniff the towel?

Ew. What?

One.

Yo, what the [ __ ] What the heck? I've never seen this dude gift a sub before. Snipes. Never once in my life. He did this solely. Bro, I was

my life. He did this solely. Bro, I was joking. This supposed to be your cooking

joking. This supposed to be your cooking stream. Why? How is it like this? That

stream. Why? How is it like this? That

was my how the towel gets used before the chicken.

It's going to be known as tips pisses.

Yeah, I'm not doing that. Whoever

Whoever just said no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Whoever just said that. Yeah,

no, no. Whoever just said that. Yeah,

you ruined it. I would Yeah, you're a mod, buddy. You're a mod. Who? Talk.

mod, buddy. You're a mod. Who? Talk.

Yeah. Now you rub that. You rub that meat. You rub that chicken.

meat. You rub that chicken.

I'm never doing this again with you, bro. What? Why? Cuz I thought you would

bro. What? Why? Cuz I thought you would cook. You wouldn't let me. You just been

cook. You wouldn't let me. You just been over here. You wouldn't let me. I

over here. You wouldn't let me. I

literally said, "Let me season the chicken and then you just proceeded to season it. I don't trust you anymore."

season it. I don't trust you anymore."

Oh, it's 7:52, by the way. Yeah, I'm

going to finish this up and then get ready. I think maybe you should cook the

ready. I think maybe you should cook the chicken later or something. Just

marinate it and keep it in the fridge.

Okay.

What was the point of the [ __ ] cookie stream, bro? Meal prep.

stream, bro? Meal prep.

My belt. They think you sniffed the towel. I did not. I forgot my belt,

towel. I did not. I forgot my belt, though. Let's go. Okay. Um I guess we're

though. Let's go. Okay. Um I guess we're going to go. All right, Chad. Thanks for

joining us today. Uh just make sure to follow us on Instagram or Tik Tok. I'm

sure we'll post pictures or something.

Um I get my PC fixed tomorrow. If it's

early then we are going to do a very very long stream. Bye guys.

[Music] Season the chicken for me, man. Me? I

guess not.