We Adopted Our First Child in Japan w/ Tiffanobi

from McDonald's. Oh, maybe. Do you want Minecraft meal from McDonald's?

She don't like Minecraft. She don't like Minecraft. No, she don't like Minecraft.

Minecraft. No, she don't like Minecraft.

I think she don't like you. Okay.

Does she speak English? Yes, she does speak English.

This child will listen to his trauma all day.

Hey, it's a little loud here for her.

So, I think we keep moving. Let's keep

walking. Let's go to the park. Okay. So,

should we just go to like 7-Eleven or Family Mart and there's like a food court like Right. Isn't there a need?

Isn't there a food court? Like I need a coffee at the park. Yeah, there's a food court right below the park.

I mean, let's just get coffee jackets.

Uh Ma, can you ban not yo business? What

is wrong with you? What

is it?

Oh yeah, man. What the hell is wrong with you?

Thank you, [Music] Stephen. God, my

Stephen. God, my [ __ ] chat. Uh, I just realized today that I have hay fever.

Hay fever? No. Yeah, the pollen here is really bad right now. And Vid sneezed like 20 times this morning. Literally

woke up and I sneezed 20 times. It's really

times. It's really bad. But this is not contagious or

bad. But this is not contagious or anything. I'm I'mma put her over here

anything. I'm I'mma put her over here and run in and grab a coffee.

Can you grab me a black coffee, please?

Do you think she would want anything? I

don't know. That's like a strawberry milk or something? I'll try. I'll try to grab her something. She might like grab her like strawberry.

Grab her a strawberry milk that's like in the carton. I get like a straw. Okay.

Bye.

Oh. Um. Oh, my body hurts. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Hold on. I just have to see if I don't hold it. You're almost there. Wait

one sec. Oh god.

sec. Oh god.

Okay, I'll just like do you want do you want me do you want me to open the yakult or what is that? Do you want do you want a drink yet?

That are you tired? Buy her a toy. Can I get her a

tired? Buy her a toy. Can I get her a stick of cheese, chat?

Okay. Uh,

she [ __ ] with a stick of cheese. I'mma

call him fish. Sausage. Fish. Sausage.

fish. Sausage. Fish. Sausage.

Fish all my glasses.

He's not answering the phone.

Japanese kids like to eat.

Can you get candy?

Dead beat.

Don't call the guy inside mark getting Wait what?

Okay, you're right. You're right. You're

right. You're right. Wait, wait, wait.

I'll show her. I'll show her um uncon. Come on. I got you. I got you.

uncon. Come on. I got you. I got you.

Did I get the real chicken skin?

Oh actually never mind. Can I get the chicken

never mind. Can I get the chicken meatball? Chicken meatball skewer.

meatball? Chicken meatball skewer.

Yeah.

Do you like Do you like it? Yeah.

[Music] Which Which one do you like the most?

[Music] [Music] You're not supposed to be watching.

There's um there's snacks in that little bag. Okay.

bag. Okay.

Hey, Vanessa said she asked her to get accepted for a shared chat or something.

You have to like accept it or something. [ __ ] man.

something. [ __ ] man.

Where's the cat?

Huh?

What? Oh, wait. She

had meatball skewers. Does she want one of those? You want a meatball?

of those? You want a meatball?

You don't want a meatball?

Oh my god, it's bad. I don't have Do you want a You don't want a meatball? Do you

want French fries? I don't have it. We

can We can sit down and eat. I

on here you want to see whatever you just said it was bad I to me I don't know I don't like it at all I want the one Harlo had last night.

That That was good.

Do you want Do you want to drink this?

No. Do you want to drink this? Yeah. I

can open it for you. Okay. Do you have a straw? No.

straw? No.

Okay. Can you hold on to her? I'm going

to go get a straw. Okay. Auntie's going

to go get you a straw. Okay. Be right

back. Hi,

M. I like your shoes. Oh my

gosh. Back.

You tired? You tired?

tired? You tired?

[Music] Oh what?

[Music] Okay.

You want this? Okay.

[Music] [Music] Is that the bread?

She said this is her favorite, right?

Be careful because if you don't spill a three-year-old, not a bro.

What do you want from me?

[Music] Wow.

Maybe it's still tracking too.

They won't be able to see my Oh, really?

I have like a a screen where it lights out.

accept iPad didn't like it. It didn't uh it didn't do it. I'll just go to yours.

I'll do it. Is it good?

Is it yummy?

It's yummy, Chad. You want to go get milk and never

Chad. You want to go get milk and never She doesn't need to talk. We as parents have a bond with

talk. We as parents have a bond with her. So we know what she wants

her. So we know what she wants exactly and what she wants is on pond man and her milk. a drink of cartoon.

Momo got her sunlocked, chat. I think, you know,

sunlocked, chat. I think, you know, we're like what, 15 minutes in? I feel

like we already got it figured out. You almost done. Don't worry.

out. You almost done. Don't worry.

I'm not pushing her. She's almost done.

How do I do the chat? Does Brandon have your login?

chat? Does Brandon have your login?

Yeah.

I don't remember it off the top of my head.

What is What is right now? God damn it.

He loves that. Oh my

god. No, I don't know how to do this.

How do I go to Disneyland? I'm a dead beat. I'm broke

Disneyland? I'm a dead beat. I'm broke

as [ __ ] We don't got Disneyland money.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Wait, what happened? What happened?

Beat him up, baby.

[Music] She does not like you. She gave you the meanest of all time, [Music]

Bri. Oh, I got a bad one today.

Bri. Oh, I got a bad one today.

Not normally when I go into your thing, it should give me the option.

But like it's not giving me an option.

You tried like closing the app settings cuz when I go to it, it also um is not giving me. It's also not

giving me an option.

Wait, you're a partner. Congratulations

on Wait, are you not? No. Oh,

I haven't streamed.

Yeah, but even when you were streaming, you could have probably applied. I

didn't. You had to. They look like two They look like two or three months. I

used to Let's figure out this freaking Just kidding. No, I didn't. I didn't do

Just kidding. No, I didn't. I didn't do that.

Well, so last time it did that, but now it's not popping up. Yeah. Well, can you maybe figure do you do you know your login or do you is there any way you can

find out your login and maybe show her just in case Vit accidentally leaks something? I got it.

something? I got it.

Brian, can you like show the child instead and not Vit's phone? No, I was showing the child. Oh, it was you in here. Oh, okay.

here. Oh, okay.

Do you want to eat this now? I can open it for you. Yeah.

now? I can open it for you. Yeah.

Okay. Oh my

god. I made her smile. I made her smile.

Oh my god. I made her smile. Oh, do you like it? Okay, let me open it for you.

like it? Okay, let me open it for you.

Uh, send that over to Vanessa. Try

those. If those don't work, then try Oh my god, it's shaped like him.

Here you go.

Do you want to eat it? Yummy.

I'm going to cry.

I'm going to cry. So cute. All

right, let's get going. Move on.

I just want to let you know that send this to Vanessa and then text. If those

don't work, try those same passwords without exclamation points. Let

points. Let me finish this real quick. I say maybe

quick. I say maybe Can we get food there? Yeah. Well, did

did you not want to go to the park and get food there or do you want to like sit down in an actual restaurant? Oh, we

can go to the park.

Okay. Oh my god. Wait, Chad, is that a what are they called? A B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B Burmese B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B B Burmese mountain dogs.

Cute.

Chat, I also just want to say that um daddy hates mommy.

Wait, would I leave like lasting scars on there if I make those jokes? Maybe. I

don't know. You have stuff in your teeth.

Do you like the lollipop? Yummy. Oh, my

bad. My bad. Chad, by the way, I just want to say I don't know how to interact with kids. This is like my first time

with kids. This is like my first time interacting with a child in like I don't know since I was in middle school.

I don't know how to talk to kids. I'm

usually like this and I get scared. So

bear with me.

Yummy. Okay, let's go.

Are you holding on to the stroller?

Here we go, man. I don't know why I struggle with this saw so much. Can you

open this for me? Hello?

No.

Oh, okay. Bad. Thank you. He got bad vibes. Bye.

vibes. Bye.

Did you ever ask the dad why he left the kid? Lose his life. Maybe the kid had

kid? Lose his life. Maybe the kid had bad vibes.

Brandon said he just got home, so he's going to um I'm going to go back to my chat then. I

feel like Brian's doing a better job than us. Maybe, but I'm I've been I've

than us. Maybe, but I'm I've been I've been trying to focus on getting the share chat. Ooh, just show her a Jason the Tik

chat. Ooh, just show her a Jason the Tik Tok. Should we do that? There's a little

Tok. Should we do that? There's a little one of my chatters there. Can you show her brain rot? Yeah. Yeah, I got it. I

have the best May. Do you know what skiibbidity means? Do you know what

skiibbidity means? Do you know what skiibbidity toilet means?

You like it? Push it

it? Push it [Music] back. Push it back.

back. Push it back.

Oh, it's okay, baby.

Hey, did you make sure there's nothing inappropriate on that one? Yeah.

Do you like it?

This is what is on mommy's phone.

No excuse.

All right. Hey, Brendon's handling it.

It should be sharp. Okay.

Do you know what Club Penguin is?

things. This is the game mommy used to play when she was a kid.

Penguin. Boom. There we go. Hey, chat's

connected. My chat, say hi. Chat, say hi to my [Music] chat. All right. Ready? Yeah. Let's go.

chat. All right. Ready? Yeah. Let's go.

We're going to go to the park. May what

if what what if we're going to the park?

What if a master um hold on while I Hello chat. Hello chat. We're connected

Hello chat. Hello chat. We're connected

now.

Okay.

Oh Donald.

She's crazy well behaved honestly. Yeah.

Oh, there it is.

chat. Am I Am I farming right now? Am I

having a kid?

They have nacho fries at Taco Bell. Where's the

line? There's a line.

Oh, yeah. We're over here.

Come on. You excited?

on. You excited?

Yeah, she's excited. She wants those fries. Do you like Oh, I think I think

fries. Do you like Oh, I think I think uh Nacha said she also likes chicken nuggets. We can get her chicken nuggets.

nuggets. We can get her chicken nuggets.

Get her some chicken nuggets. Why don't

Why don't we just get our kids? Yeah.

Do kids know this in Japan? I think they should. They should give her a toy, too,

should. They should give her a toy, too, though. Oh, yeah. I see the toys over

though. Oh, yeah. I see the toys over there. There's no

there. There's no Minecraft. I guess I'll just starve

Minecraft. I guess I'll just starve today. Huh? Not really. Not right now.

today. Huh? Not really. Not right now.

Yeah, because you ate all that. I'm

hungry.

I could I could eat, but I'm going to get the shrimp fillet.

Yeah, my bad chat for not talking to y'all as much. I'm just trying to make sure uh May is okay and comfortable. I think the the more comfortable she gets, the more I can pay attention to chat,

but especially like pushing the stroller in like crowded spaces. I'm trying to make sure like her head anything, right?

We'll put on my shoulders later though.

I just hold her.

Wait, you're holding on.

daughter. Ooh. It's a roller coaster, May. It's a roller coaster. It's a

May. It's a roller coaster. It's a

roller coaster.

Do you want chicken? Do you want chicken nuggets? Chicken?

nuggets? Chicken?

I'm going to get I'm going to get you some chicken. Okay.

some chicken. Okay.

No more rocking. I think she wants you rocked again. Oh, really? Yeah. Wow.

rocked again. Oh, really? Yeah. Wow.

I got it.

We're going. What the hell? What did I just

going. What the hell? What did I just do? What did you do? You can lock it.

do? What did you do? You can lock it.

Did you lock it? Yeah.

Do you want anything? I don't know.

Yeah. Do you want anything, Ryan?

You have to say yes. People going to think that he's starving.

You say that every time. Whoa.

She likes getting rocked. Whoa, whoa,

whoa whoa.

Is there anywhere we can go for like rides?

Rides other than like Disneyland and [ __ ] What is a bacon potato pie?

You have a bun? You have a bun?

Strawberry diaper pie, bro. Oh

bro. Oh yeah. Oh

yeah. Oh [ __ ] I go back. Oh my god. Oh, happy.

Okay. Five piece. Happy meal. Whoa.

Whoa.

Fries. Okay. Oh god. Oh god. May. Do you

like apple juice?

Yeah. Okay. All right. Just talk to her like a normal person, bro. Okay. You're a little troublemaker,

bro. Okay. You're a little troublemaker, mate. I can tell.

mate. I can tell.

Take her on a roller coaster.

Earthquake. Earthquake.

I'm going to teach you how to play basketball later, May. Then you you'll really have fun. Then I'll teach you how to hoop. Me and you versus Ray and Jason

to hoop. Me and you versus Ray and Jason the W. What do you guys think about that

W. What do you guys think about that chat? I'm I'mma teach her how to play

chat? I'm I'mma teach her how to play basketball so we can play.

She would dunk on paper. Um, where

should we sit? You want to stay in here?

Let's just get the food and go upstairs.

I did for here. Huh? I did for here.

Really?

How's the How's the connection?

I thought we were going to get the food and then go upstairs to the roof.

Um, maybe we can like Ryan, do you want Are you able to ask them to make this to go? They do.

go? They do.

You have to wait. Okay, we're waiting for Yeah, we actually went Stop bitching, man. Get on Twitch again.

Shut up. You're letting a threeyear-old [ __ ] be cooler than you guys, man.

Look how cool she is. All she does is shake and smile and giggle and enjoys life. Why can't you be like, look at

life. Why can't you be like, look at her. Look how cute and happy she is.

her. Look how cute and happy she is.

Good.

And you're sitting there on stream. Oh

my god. She's talking. She's talking.

Oh, really? She asked me what my ring was. Oh. Oh, what is this? It's my nail.

was. Oh. Oh, what is this? It's my nail.

It's long. Is it? Do you not like it? It's

long. Is it? Do you not like it? It's

scary.

Oh, do you like um My neighbor Todoro? Do you like My Neighbor Toro?

Todoro? Do you like My Neighbor Toro?

To know you were trying to find Todoro the other day.

Um, I think one of your one of the people in your chat just called you a Vietnamese monkey. Are you dead? Or me?

Vietnamese monkey. Are you dead? Or me?

I don't know.

Hell yeah.

Hey mate, chill out. Yeah, she has energy now. But is it because we're

energy now. But is it because we're having Are you excited for the French fries and the chicken?

What? What?

No racism.

Not when we're I like your shirt. It's

pretty. It's pink. Yeah, pink is my favorite color. Is it? What's your

favorite color. Is it? What's your

favorite color?

What's your favorite color?

H appreciate you papa karma.

Hey man, you want to go on a ride today?

I don't know what I started with rocking the rocking the cradle though. She's wilding on right

though. She's wilding on right now. Has not stopped rocking back and

now. Has not stopped rocking back and forth. She has Oh yeah.

forth. She has Oh yeah.

Whoa.

Whoa. Are you having fun?

Okay, thank you.

What is this? What is this?

Is there anywhere to sit down? I like

your shoes, May. Ooh, I'll come on.

May. Ooh, I'll come on.

Cute. What? What do you do? Do you

likeoo?

Look M.

Hi, pretty girl.

Oh, look where we at. Mimi. Oo.

You excited? You excited?

All right. So, we got this go upstairs. Yeah.

May, what do you think about the political and economical state of the world right now?

Oh my god. You know how like people have like raccoon tails or like cattails like as a keychain? I just want I just tossed someone with like a cheshure cattail. I

want that.

Matter of fact, let me ask that again.

But then Chad, can you can you clip it but then edit like uh like the AI voices like she's responding? All right, here we go. May, what do you think about the

we go. May, what do you think about the economical and political state of the world right now? She turned around. Are

you happy about that? She's happy about the economy you're not well informed.

Everything's going Everything's going bad. Buy her some bricks.

bad. Buy her some bricks.

Jordan says, "I am sauced laughing at this.

Mane, who did you vote for? Hey, hey,

hey. Too political. Too political. Don't

involve my child in that. Um, th this is our childh. Our child.

childh. Our child.

I'm not the dad that stepped up. I'm the

step dad. What is it? What? I'm not the stepdad. I'm the dad that stepped up.

stepdad. I'm the dad that stepped up.

Dude, apparently Mimi wrote LeBron on the B.

High five, baby.

High five for Yeah. Let's let her out of the way, too.

Yeah. Let's let her out of the way, too.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Wait, Brian, get this.

Oh my gosh. Are you okay? Hi.

Wait. I held one of those the other day.

They're in sweaters.

They're in sweaters. Okay, Mimi.

Say bye, Mimi.

Bye-bye.

Oh, they're chasing you. May we have to go?

Do you like them? May or Maymay? I think

both. I don't Maymay's cute. Mayay's

cute. Yeah. Did you Did you like them?

Mayay. Did you think they were fun?

She's like, "Get me away from those."

I'm going to call her biggest bro.

How you feeling, baby? Wait. So, here's

the problem. We didn't bring like a blanket, bro. Bro. Oh no. Uh,

blanket, bro. Bro. Oh no. Uh,

well, that is poor planning.

Okay. Um, well, I'm sure there's a bench that we can find.

Or I can run in and try to find a like a blanket somewhere in this. Nightmare.

Let's go on a twoman. She needs love.

twoman. She needs love.

I benches, but I do not see.

Do you know Do you know if I can buy a blanket here, Brian? Blanket here. This

building.

Damn.

Yeah.

Why don't you just ask the locals her?

Huh?

This locos by a bucket. Look at that dog. Holy.

dog. Holy.

Oh, there might be. Yeah. Yeah. Check

the cart. There might be stuff.

Okay. How do we get in the grass, bro?

The opening's over there. You walk past it. You want to get in the

it. You want to get in the grass. That bench is probably I mean, I

grass. That bench is probably I mean, I think a bench would be better, but I mean the there's still more park down that way. Maybe there's an empty bench

that way. Maybe there's an empty bench down there. Where? That way. Yeah.

down there. Where? That way. Yeah.

I mean, we could also always like stand and have her sit on this. What What

would you think? I think I think that could be our

think? I think I think that could be our last resort.

Not looking good.

Oh. Oh god.

See, I cannot read chat. She almost went into the into the grass.

Tiff, just pull the I have a kid and I'm about to have another one card. Can I

sit down?

Go to somebody. Can I have your seat?

Uh, I just gave birth to her and I'm about to give birth again.

I don't think I want to do that.

I feel like that's a [ __ ] up lie. She's great.

lie. She's great.

Really?

What the heck is that? What is that?

Is it like a little play thing? What is

that?

This is turf. So like it's not like grass. You technically could sit,

grass. You technically could sit, I think. Let's take a place.

I think. Let's take a place.

Wait, do I put do I bring the shoulder on this?

I think so.

Are there places over there? You want to get out, mim? Do you want to sit on the turbo over here? You want to get out?

Okay, let's see how you get out.

We're going to have fun time. If I knew how this works.

time. If I knew how this works.

There you go. Good job. Good job. How do

you do this?

There's like this latch. Do you know how to do it, May? Oh, this button. Okay.

You're so smart. I don't know how to do anything. Is there another button over

anything. Is there another button over on that side? I think you might have to click it at the same time. There we go.

Yay. You ready? Come on.

Hey, don't go too don't go too crazy.

Are you hungry? I know. Brian, maybe

shoot from here. We'll back up.

Does it feel weird?

Oh, I like your nails. Look at that.

All right, chat. I can finally read you.

Hey, Brian, lock that so it doesn't uh roll. It's in the back. And then just

roll. It's in the back. And then just bring it uh put it down. You hungry? And

then you can just set that up and sit down and Yeah. Okay. Wait, wait one second. Oh,

Yeah. Okay. Wait, wait one second. Oh,

do you want barbecue sauce?

Oh, hey man. You want one of those

hey man. You want one of those backpacks? You want one of those

backpacks? You want one of those backpacks?

They did not give me barbecue sauce for Do you want French fries, too?

Nope. Where you going?

It's potato. Huh? It's potato. potato.

Yeah, I have potato for you.

And then she just wanted Good. Good job. Do you want Do you want

Good. Good job. Do you want Do you want apple juice, too?

There's a big one, too.

She can't help it. I know. Hey, you

should see if she needs to go potty, though. Do you need to go potty soon?

though. Do you need to go potty soon?

Toilet? I think her mom caught her toilet. Here, let's let's eat this a

toilet. Here, let's let's eat this a little bit and then we can go to the bathroom. Okay, y'all heard that, bro? I

bathroom. Okay, y'all heard that, bro? I

don't think so. I don't think it picked up on the mic. No, I think it did. Did

it really?

Oh. Oh my god. I Oh my god. I'll get

that in a bit.

Are we hell? I got you a Coke. A what? A

we hell? I got you a Coke. A what? A

Coke?

Oh, hey. I like your socks. When you're when

hey. I like your socks. When you're when you're done eating, you get to open this toy. Okay. You get to open a toy. But

toy. Okay. You get to open a toy. But

eat first.

Do you think this would be a better clip for me if I asked that question to you?

What question? May, what do you think about the you already asked? What do you think about the What do you think about the economical and political state of the

world right now?

Oh, are you opening?

Ah, good job. Yeah. Thank you. Oh my

gosh. Yeah.

[Music] So good.

Is it yummy?

It's a bit we know it was you.

What? It's a bit we know it was you. You

for what? The fart.

You having fun?

God, man. My back hurts so bad.

man. My back hurts so bad.

Oh, hey. Where's

If this goes past 24 hours, does it charge more?

I think we should go return this soon.

And probably it like we need to get one for that. I have a bunch of prize.

for that. I have a bunch of prize.

What?

Yummy yummy.

Well, your trash.

I thought we were friends.

No.

Can I get it?

Can I get it?

[Music] I'm put on a show for her. You want more chicken nuggets? You barely touch your

chicken nuggets? You barely touch your nuggets. What is that thing called? It's

nuggets. What is that thing called? It's

like yum. Hey, what's up, bro? On pawn,

man. On forget it's on her shoe.

Oh, you see what I'm putting on?

Is this one?

Is that the right thing? Why I feel like it's not right? She's watching it.

We're going to have to retry it. I'm

using my phone.

Play Mamushi, please.

The vid has not fed the kid once. Bad

death.

What the hell?

I thought you had to drop over entertaining her. She wants to listen to 2001 Eminem.

Oh yeah, she doesn't care about this anymore.

I don't think this is the right one. No

more. No. You want more chicken nuggets?

No. No. You

[Music] full, man. I'mma wait a little bit. I'm

full, man. I'mma wait a little bit. I'm

going to ask you again. Find it.

Oh no. Oh

no. Apple.

[Music] I got dessert. You want to try dessert?

dessert. You want to try dessert?

Brilliant. Which one would you use?

Put on like Coco Melon. I don't think she likes Coco Melon.

Can I Can you look up on Pon Man? I

don't know why, but it won't show up on my YouTube. Dude, I'm so hot.

my YouTube. Dude, I'm so hot.

Show her Baby Shark.

Oh, she might she would like babys. Are

you done eating?

Can you Can you take one more bite before? Dude, she's going to throw up

before? Dude, she's going to throw up like I do. One more bite. She barely

ate.

You want to open this?

Do you know how to open it? Can

it? Can I help? She's out. Daddy can open it for

I help? She's out. Daddy can open it for you.

You want a hold?

E. Hello.

I don't know.

[Music] apple juice.

Ooh.

Do you like this one?

Let me open it for you.

I think there's stickers on here. Is she

going to end the day with so many new toys?

Do you like it? Yeah.

Oh my gosh. She said yes. She wanted

some.

Do you want more toys? being I we will get you a bunch of toys. As many toys as you want,

the fries are really salty. Really? Mhm.

Like very very salty. Want to try mine?

They're not that salty. Trying to add that much salt in

salty. Trying to add that much salt in jail.

Turn it up. Hello. Yo, welcome in.

Take her to a toy store.

Oh, you didn't see that. May, do you want to take her to a toy store next?

Sure. I want to find some place that like uh that has like rides or something like movement cuz you saw how much you like rocking in the stroller.

I mean Nachi suggested some places but those were like an hour train ride right away. No,

away. No, you think like the arcades here will have something like the arcades maybe. I don't know.

Let's um remember that idea I had for contact hour of ninja training and an hour of camera training.

Yeah, we're young, man.

chat spam one in the chat if uh I should take her to ninja training after [Music] this. We're literally teaching her how

this. We're literally teaching her how to be an iPad kid. She has not moved once toy in right and phone in the left.

This is so easy. This is a very

easy. This is a very well like he's your favorite.

Someone said show her two hallways.

That could be a good news format if we can just sell her things and then people can edit um like different songs or different videos on Should I like make her listen to the

new Ken Carson album? Yeah. Ken Carson

review right now by May. All right. May

do you know who Ken Carson is? Leave her

alone man.

Are you dead ass? Yes. Let her watch the show for a little bit.

Okay but like 2 minutes at least for the video. Oh, I'm so full.

video. Oh, I'm so full.

[Music] Wait, I have to add the barbecue sauce right here. What was that?

right here. What was that?

What are we going to do with the kid?

Ryan, sub in. You think you could sub in for a little bit?

We're going to go smoke things. Wait,

wait, wait, wait. Can we smoke? I'm

playing. I'm playing. I'm playing.

We're going to go change smoke cigar.

Oh no, we're out on them.

Jordan said, "Loo, do not show her Ken Carson."

I'm showing her Ken Carson.

I'm being robbed.

What is happening? Whose kid is this?

She's so locked in.

Oh, he really does make bread.

You want a chicken nugget? No, I don't know. Let's start cleaning

know. Let's start cleaning up. Uh the the shrimp one is not hitting

up. Uh the the shrimp one is not hitting as uh as I remember. Oh, wait, wait, wait. I forgot I got

wait. I forgot I got this. All right, May. I got this this

this. All right, May. I got this this dessert for everyone to try.

It's like strawberry. Oh [ __ ]

strawberry. Oh [ __ ] Who knows what probably What's it like to take care of two kids?

Daddy, they said both kids don't want any.

See, how much longer do you have? Oh,

it's almost done.

She's the polar opposite of Ms. Kids.

How are Ms. Kids? Yeah, how are M. Give

us an update on M's kids. I want to meet up with them so

kids. I want to meet up with them so bad.

Heat.

Heat. Heat. Heat.

a toy shop.

Oh, for sure.

All right, bet. Do you want to go to a toy store full time in LA, man? You guys

are on it, man.

Bryce, drop out of school, man. Come

work with me. Drop out of school. Come

on.

He does everything perfectly without you. I know.

you. I know.

I'll never forget this love. Huh? I'll

never forget this type of love. That

just means you got to come back. The

love I have for you. Yeah.

Next time I come though, I'm I'm going try to stay with him. So when he's asleep, I can try to Dude, we had a kid today. She doesn't

understand what I'm saying, bro.

She's watching podcast, dude. Dude's making [ __ ] biscuits on

dude. Dude's making [ __ ] biscuits on the TV screen right now. What's saying? You're the worst

now. What's saying? You're the worst streamer ever, bro. Free chat, bro.

I don't I don't have a phone right now.

Oh my god. Oh my god. Fist, thank you so much for the tier one sub.

Yay. That's us, May. That's us. Do you

see? That's us. That's you. That's Oh,

that that's me. That's

B. You

see? We have to get May some leopard print. She does have some That's a bag.

print. She does have some That's a bag.

Oh, well, what does she want? a hat.

Anything. Vince, thank you so much for the tier one sub. Thank you. Thank you.

Hey, if anybody sub for me, appreciate it. Don't have a phone right now.

it. Don't have a phone right now.

Excuse me. No, dude. You guys suck. I

hate all of you. Oh my god. Jordan,

thank you so much for the sub. Thank you so much for gifting a sub

sub. Thank you so much for gifting a sub to Evokura. Let's go, chat.

Evokura. Let's go, chat.

I'm getting jealous.

My chat start wreaking havoc. Insult

everybody in her chat. Call them all stinky losers.

chat. Call them all stinky losers.

What's wrong with you? You're

stinky. You farted earlier. Oh. Ow.

How's the business going? I don't know.

I thought it was about to end. Did you

start a new one? Oh my god. She started

a new one.

What do I do? What do

do? What do I This is where you have to be a parent and not a friend. V. Vid, can you take Can you throw this away, please? No, I'm

busy. Come on. Come on. Come

on. Whoa.

Whoa.

Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa.

Your forehead is revealed. It's okay.

Oh. Oh. Oh. Want to grab my phone?

Uhhuh.

May. Can I get the phone?

Thank you.

Where you want to go, baby?

Whoa. Where you going to go play? Mayay.

We're going to go play. I got you. I got

you.

Yeah. Okay, let's do that then. You want

to go in the stroller, baby?

Also, I'm pretty sure when I lift her up, uh, I tore my shirt cuz it was so tight. You dead ass. I heard something

tight. You dead ass. I heard something grip.

You scared up there, May? Would you guys rather go to just a playground or or like toys? Yeah.

What she look like? I can hold this.

What she look like?

Yeah. Whoa.

Look, that's you, May. Say hi. Say hi.

Say hi.

Hi. Do you want to hide? Pissed off now.

Maybe she doesn't like being on my shoulders.

Do you want me to put her down for a second? Grab her. Huh? Grab her.

second? Grab her. Huh? Grab her.

How should I grab her? Just grab her from Come here.

All right. Let's see if my shirt. No.

shirt. No.

No.

Do you like being on his shoulders or do you like being here?

Oh god. I applaud mothers. Y'all have

the strength to just keep a child on your hip all day. Oh, I can't breathe. I'm out of shape. Oh my god.

breathe. I'm out of shape. Oh my god.

You serious right now?

What was Chad say?

Did someone die?

What? Sorry. I don't know. I think that was earlier though. She is three.

though. She is three.

Uh to throw away the trash.

Pose. Pose. Pose like a happy family.

What? Pose like a happy family.

What's wrong with you?

Stop. You said pose. Like I said, pose like a happy family. That's a happy family. Are

family. Are you yo, stop? All right. Come

stop? All right. Come

on. Get off your phone for like one second.

What? Are you screwed down? Who? Here.

Why don't Why Why are we not waiting until Brian's back to do this? Why?

Like, okay, there he is.

Should we put it back in our stroller?

Let's Let's Let's pose for a little thumbnail. I need I need a I need a

thumbnail. I need I need a I need a poop. You whispered that, but like I'm

poop. You whispered that, but like I'm sure my mic.

Can you turn it around? We're going to pose for a little picture. All right.

Look happy.

Hey, look at the camera.

Cute. Mary, throw this on. What? going

to teach her. Teach her gang signs.

Teach her gang signs.

Uh, is there a bathroom here?

Downstairs. Okay, let's uh put her back.

I guess I can go in. You guys can chill up there. You want to do that? Yeah. I'm

up there. You want to do that? Yeah. I'm

I'm going to go to the bathroom. They're

sitting here.

You want to sit down there or sit up here? Yeah. Sit down there. Babe, do you

here? Yeah. Sit down there. Babe, do you want to go back in the stroller or do you want me to hold you? No.

Where do you want to go? Do you want to stay here or do you want to go in there?

Yeah. Got

it. You that weak nowadays, man. Jesus

Christ.

What is that? What is that? What is it?

Hair.

It's green hair.

Can you put your arm through?

[Music] M. Wait.

M. Wait.

She don't have to.

Do you know how to do it?

You got it.

You got it.

You got it.

Do you need help?

Do you need help?

She was doing better than you, bro. Okay, dude. I I'm about to push my

bro. Okay, dude. I I'm about to push my pants. You guys figure it out. Here we

pants. You guys figure it out. Here we

go.

Yo, Brian, put it on.

I put this on you, okay?

It'll help us hear you better.

Yo, Brian, I need help, bro.

Yay.

Oh, don't touch that. Don't touch that.

You stay right here. Or do you want Do you not want it?

You don't want it.

Okay. Well, you know what this looks like? I need to Where did my phone

like? I need to Where did my phone go? Those little soot sprites. I know

go? Those little soot sprites. I know

she likes those. Come on.

Wait. I need to look it up.

after this.

Do you think this Do you think it looks like this?

She don't [ __ ] with it. [ __ ] I tried.

Okay. Can you do it? I'm putting this mic back on you.

it? I'm putting this mic back on you.

She's helpful. Yay. Good

helpful. Yay. Good

job.

Okay. Let's go discover if [ __ ] [ __ ] his pants or not. Oh, my coffee.

Thank you. Okay, my turn.

All right. Okay. I cannot read chat right now because I'm pushing a stroller. This way. This

stroller. This way. This

way. Oh my god.

Let's go find daddy.

Do you need to go to the bathroom? No.

Okay.

[Music] I mean, we pull up chat.

Yay!

[Music] Vet in China is going, "I'm about to [ __ ] my pants." You

pants." You see yourself?

That's you. Sometimes I poop myself just for fun. What the hell?

for fun. What the hell?

All right.

Do you think Mayay has an extra diaper for bit?

Daddy's going to poop himself.

[Music] Is it this far? Yeah.

Backing up. Backing up. Backing up.

Where's the bathroom? Right over here.

You can sit right here, too.

Whoa. Why is this warm? This is really warm.

Oh. Oh, we need to get this one in. How How do you do

in. How How do you do it? Oh.

it? Oh.

Oh. Other side.

Oh, okay. Let me see.

okay. Let me see.

Um, you try Got it.

Are you sure you don't need to go potty?

May, do you need to go potty? Can you go to the bathroom? No. Okay.

Should I take her anyways?

Should I Should I take her to the bathroom anyway? The bathroom? Yeah.

bathroom anyway? The bathroom? Yeah.

Okay.

this right there. You can go into there's a family restroom, too. So, you

can go in right there. Okay, I'll wait for a bit. Unless you want to just Whose child is this? It's my child.

We're going to go to the bathroom. Okay.

I'm going to take you to the bathroom just in case.

Oh no. She has

no. She has boogers. We need

boogers. We need wipes. I'mma do that when I'm in the

wipes. I'mma do that when I'm in the bathroom.

Just like her mom.

Okay. What the

hell? You still trying to put it in? I wonder. I hope there's not a line.

in? I wonder. I hope there's not a line.

You need help?

You got it. I believe in you. Come on, babe.

you. Come on, babe.

How do you help a child go to the bathroom?

Please bring your maker sit.

Okay. V is tearing up the toilet right now.

How did she even steal this kid? Guys, I

didn't steal a kid. The kid was given to me by by the parent. Isn't that right,

May?

Yeah, it's okay. Here, let me see. Oh,

see. Oh, man. Okay, I'm thinking

man. Okay, I'm thinking There we go.

Yay. It was backwards.

Where's daddy? Huh? It was sturdy.

Sturdy. Daddy. Daddy. Daddy. Yeah.

Where's he? You want daddy?

[Music] Where's daddy? It's daddy. Oh my cry. He's in

daddy? It's daddy. Oh my cry. He's in

the bathroom. He'll be

back. You want daddy?

Mama. Yeah. Mama. Mama. Mama.

That's uncle.

Uncle, she wants her real parents. You

go. All right,

bro. Someone ch might have fainted. I can't breathe.

fainted. I can't breathe.

Brian is Where's the toy store? How far away is it?

We can walk there.

Yeah. Taking her through a train station with a stroller just with a stroller sounds miserable.

So, it's not fun at all. Say straight

interviewer.

Straight interview.

Hello. What's your name?

What's your name? Is that your name?

name? Is that your name?

Here.

Here. How do you feel about Ken Carson's new album?

[ __ ] with I need to go back to chat. Hold on.

I turned it off, too. Okay, bro.

Where did Vic go?

[Music] She's not [ __ ] with it for sure. No, guys. I think I think Vit

sure. No, guys. I think I think Vit died. I'm like starting to think maybe.

died. I'm like starting to think maybe.

Yeah. I don't

know. He went to go get milk and he never came back.

He went to go buy milk.

Daddy went to go buy milk and a pack of cigarettes and never came back. Been fighting for his

back. Been fighting for his life. Where is he? Can I see? Can I see?

life. Where is he? Can I see? Can I see?

Yes.

Oh, thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Thank you.

Ow. Thank

you. See you.

Sit. Sit.

Sit.

Oh, you having fun.

Yo what?

What took you so long? I had to wait in line.

Did I don't know if you were ready, Chad, but they were so funny. Tiff baby

daddy. Wait, what? You said you left to go get milk and never came back. No, I

had to wait in line. No, you were fighting for your life. And then towards the end, I didn't know how to flush.

Apparently, the thing is on the wall, so it took me like 30 seconds to figure out how to flush. I'm back now, chat. All right,

flush. I'm back now, chat. All right,

what are we doing? Let's go. Hi, May.

I'm thinking I should try to take her to the bathroom. I mean, she's saying that

the bathroom. I mean, she's saying that she's like she doesn't need it, but I feel like maybe I should try. I don't

know. I'm scared. All right, I'm going to figure that out. Where's the

bathroom? Why would you take your mics to the bathroom? Oh, yeah.