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We IMPROVISE 10 different sketches in 4 minutes | The FREEZE TAG Game | Shoot From The Hip

By Shoot From The Hip

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  • Part 1
  • Part 2
  • Part 3
  • Part 4
  • Part 5

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Let's play Freeze Tag.

- [Luke] Yeah, yeah. - [AJ] Yes.

Could I please now get an object that you might find in your kitchen.

"Knife" - [AJ] That's funny. It is funny.

[Sam] What was it?

"Blender" What was that?

"Blender" Blender.

Blender.

Give me a blender, Sam.

That's quite good. I quite like that.

Now, can I get some sort of concept for Luke to embody.

"Fife" Fife.

The Scottish town of Fife.

The concept of the Scottish - [AJ] town of Fife. - [Sam] The kingdom of Fife.

Nice.

So basically they're gonna use these as starting positions for a scene.

At any moment, one of us on the side can shout Freeze.

Tag them out.

Assume whatever position they were last in, and start a whole new scene.

Does that make sense?

[audience] Yeah.

All right. Give them a massive round of applause to begin.

Thank you very much.

Oh! I've- I've-

I've got a hold of the alligator.

You tickle his balls.

Oh, yeah. There we go.

Freeze!

Oh! Oh my God! It's coming out of me.

- [AJ] It's coming out of- - [Luke] No.

- [AJ] The alien's coming out of me!

Help!

And coming into me.

All right!

Freeze!

All right, Tony.

Show me.

What do you got?

[LAUNCH! :D]

Ohhhhhh!

Why! You've been reading the Kama Sutra.

Freeze! Freeze!

Ow!

[Sam] Aaah!

[grunt] Oh!

Oh my goodness!

I just fell out of that tree.

That's okay, Ms. Lane.

I'm happy I could help you.

Oh!

Uhhh- Lex Luthor.

Freeze!

Wow!

Lex Luthor!

- [Luke] Freeze! - [Sam] I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

It was too good!

I'm sor- I'm sorry.

Wow! Macaulay Culkin!

Freeze!

The more you do it!

Aaaaaaa!

As I climb to the top of Mount Everest, I'm starting to lose oxygen.

Aaaah!

I can see the peak.

I just need to get my balls in your face!

Freeeeeeze!

Ahh!

[Luke: unscrewing light bulb] All right. Got the light bulb.

All right. Got the light bulb.

Come on. Give me the new one.

Why- Why did you have to be naked for this?

Freeze!

Oh! Thank fuck!

Hey kids.

This is the monkey, Jerebellum.

Say hello, kids.

[audience] Woooo!

He's gonna say something to you back.

Hello everyone.

- [Luke] I've- - [Sam] Freeze!

Oh!

Master Yoda?

[Yoda noises] Why did you have to be naked for this?

Freeze!

[grunt] My darling, now we are wed.

It is time to consummate the marriage.

Oooh! Wed-

Wed we are. Yes!

Freeze!

[Sam's revenge :D] [audience] Wooooo!

And scene!

[applause and cheers]

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