WE’RE BACK. HERE’S EVERYTHING YOU MISSED!!!

This is like the only thing we'll ever bond over.

Okay. Okay. This is what I'm trying to say. Everyone shut up. You just want

say. Everyone shut up. You just want like Insta pics. No, [ __ ] I was like, "What the fuck?" Actually, why is this so awkward?

5 million jars of Evelyn's farts.

Someone's commenting like, "Damn, she's collecting these kimchi." And I'm like, "I'm not collecting any kimchi.

Hey guys, welcome back to the Ha podcast.

Guys, oh my gosh, what do you think about the new set?

I'm so excited. It's been so long since we last filmed a podcast episode, so this feels really weird.

And also, we upgraded. We upgraded,

y'all.

Welcome to season 3. I know y'all missed us. You guys were like, "Oh my god, this

us. You guys were like, "Oh my god, this is the last episode of season 2." Yeah,

but we're back.

We're back.

Better than ever. Cuz look at this. It's

literally our old studio, but like 10x upgraded.

Guys, I was actually obsessed with the decor. And this couch is so comfortable.

decor. And this couch is so comfortable.

The lighting so much better. I'm sure

our audio everything's just so much so much nicer.

So happy.

What do you guys think? Drop a comment down below. Um, the reason why we

down below. Um, the reason why we upgraded and everything is because we signed with unwell.

The hot sisters are officially unwell.

We are unwell.

Unwell.

What a crazy crossover, guys. We made it from doing everything independently and now we have a whole team helping us with this studio and podcasting. So, thanks

guys for listening. And it's pretty much going to be the same, just upgraded. So,

before we start off with today's episode, we want to introduce you guys to a new tradition.

Last year, last season, we did joke of the day.

Thank god it's over. I hated that.

Yeah. And we hated that freaking theme song. I hated

song. I hated I liked it.

I liked it.

We need a new theme song for it. So, if

you guys have one, let us know. But this

season, we are going to do fun fact of the day.

Yay. So, Evelyn has a fun fact for us.

So, do you want to share?

Yeah. I'm really excited for this one.

So, are you guys ready for this? Go for

it. So, today's fun fact, I'm going to be talking about crows. I want to befriend a crow so freaking badly. It's

going to be my new passion and hobby of mine. But a cool fact about crows are

mine. But a cool fact about crows are that they are as smart as great apes.

Hm.

Yeah. And they can solve puzzles. They

can solve puzzles.

As smart as a great ape.

Yeah. Do you know what that is?

An ape? Yeah. Yeah. Do you know what that is?

Monkey.

Yeah.

So, does that mean the monkey has a small brain or the crow has a ginormous [ __ ] The crow is just like really freaking smart. I don't believe that.

smart. I don't believe that.

And if you befriend a crow, they sometimes leave you gifts, little tiny shiny objects that they find while they're flying. They leave it to you and

they're flying. They leave it to you and they can recognize faces. Oh, yeah. They

have regional dialects. So, depending on where they're from, their accents change.

Isn't that crazy? What the [ __ ] They have like country accents something like that. Yeah, they must.

So yeah, that's the fun fact. Fun fact

of the day. I did not know crows were that smart. Like in Korea, I think crows

that smart. Like in Korea, I think crows are known as bad luck.

Mhm.

After learning this fact, I want to befriend a crow.

I was gagged. I was like, who's crow?

And Emily was like, no, she wants to befriend a crow.

A crow.

It came up really randomly this past weekend. We were just driving. We were

weekend. We were just driving. We were

on the way to Jersey and then I was like, hey guys, like I want to be friends with a crow. I was like, "Huh?

What did I even mean?"

But yeah, fun fact of the day.

Okay. Well, guys, this is so awkward and so new. Where should we even catch up

so new. Where should we even catch up on?

It's been so long since we last filmed a Pod episode. Yeah. And

Pod episode. Yeah. And

when was the last time?

Wait, can you say episode?

It actually irks me the wrong way.

Episode. I don't know how people like actually hear it. I don't hear it.

I hear it.

It's like so prominent and I think it's gotten more prominent over the Like I genuinely don't do it intentionally.

It's okay. Say it.

Episode.

Okay, that was right.

Yeah, but like you go like epito, bro.

Episode.

It's episode.

Episode. Yeah,

that's right.

Boy, that's how I've been moving my No, you say episode and it like actually episode, but you've been saying episode and it like actually urged me the wrong.

Yeah, that's wrong.

Episode.

Yes, that's right.

Thank you.

Episode. Oh gosh. Anyways, I know I fixed a lot of your guys' problems. I know you guys were tired of hearing her saying it like that, too. Don't worry.

Honestly, every time you Every time she said episode, I'm like, I didn't even clock that.

I didn't even hear it, guys. I promise I wasn't doing it intentionally. Anyways,

let's catch up on you guys. On you guys.

Catch up on you guys.

Let's catch up with you guys. The last

time we spoke was before Coachella, right?

Yeah.

Okay. So, let's wind it back.

Two months, bro. That's two months.

It's been so long, guys. So much

happened. I don't even know where to start.

Two months. It was just two months, but also like way too much months.

It felt like an eternity.

I feel like we talked about Coachella for some reason, though.

No, we predicted our Coachella. Didn't

we predict predict that Northwest was gonna say hi to us or something as a joke and then she actually did say hi?

Did we? I don't know.

We We met Northwest. She said hi to us.

That was really cool.

Wait. Yeah. Let's break it down to you guys. Okay. Well, first of all,

guys. Okay. Well, first of all, Coachella was so fun. But I think it was day It was day two. It was day two. So

Evelyn and I and Emily, we were all on the Coachella VIP section and we were standing around taking pictures and we were looking at all the influencers and everyone around us and we see a girl

with purple hair and blue hair and I was like, "That's got to be Northwest." I

think one of you guys pointed out, we were all taking pictures and I was like, "Oh my god, that's Northwest." And

like we were taking pictures, but I kept eyeing her and I was like, "Oh my god, that's Northwest." And then I think we

that's Northwest." And then I think we were like looking over our pictures and all of a sudden I see her getting closer and closer to us and I was like, "What?

What's going I'm like, "Why is she getting so close to us?" And Evelyn was like, "Let's let's say hi. Let's say

hi." And I was like, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no." Evelyn was like, "No, like let's say hi. Let's say hi."

And I'm like, "No, no, absolutely not."

And I was like, "Guys, do not move.

Like, I do not want to say hi." Cuz like I was like, I don't know. I just wanted to leave her alone cuz I feel like so many people approached her anyway. So, I

was like, her friend approached us first though.

Her friend watches us. Yeah. So, that

was really cool. We gave Northwest a hug. We we actually met her twice that

hug. We we actually met her twice that day cuz then we we were in like the artist section and she was in like the YouTube booth and then we went up to her again and we were taking pictures with her.

She was so sweet.

She's actually really nice.

She's so sweet. She She's so cute.

I forget that she's only very cute.

Yeah. I forget that she's only like 13.

Yeah.

That's why she's she was like so excited meeting everyone. I was like, you know

meeting everyone. I was like, you know what? If I was 13 and like had this much

what? If I was 13 and like had this much free will, then I would be doing pictures with So North, if you want me to babysit you, I know you don't need a babysitter, but if you ever do, then let me know. We

just want to be friends. Let me um sisters.

Oh yeah. If you want sisters, hit us up, girl. But yeah, that was a really cool moment because I was intimidated by her and then she actually approached us. Her and Sophia. So,

approached us. Her and Sophia. So,

do you guys have any other favorite Coachella highlight from this year?

Um, I think right after Coachella, me and Evelyn had the worst Bieber fever.

Oh, you guys don't understand. And we spent the next two weeks obsessing over this man and Haley. And then even Evelyn got into this really dark hole of Jelina,

Justin, and Selena, like a really really deep hole, like like parasocial level.

And Erica was getting really annoyed.

And then I And then I started latching off of that, too. And then I got into a really deep dark hole. And I like Emily, you were already in the deep hole when I was in the deep hole.

No, but I was in the deep hole with just Justin. You were in the deep hole with

Justin. You were in the deep hole with Selena.

Well, not it was about their relationship. All right. First of all,

relationship. All right. First of all, it was such a deep hole that Emily and Evelyn were having conversations in our Tik Tok group chat, sending edits to each other,

sending edits, and then they would both be like, "Oh, like this is crazy." Like

they would be relating off of the same paras.

This is like the only thing we'll ever bond over.

They were genuinely bonding over this parasite. That was like the first time

parasite. That was like the first time we ever bonded over anything.

Like Justin brought us together. He is

I was like this is so crazy.

I think we were blasting Justin Bieber's old song.

Bro, I listened to Justin Bieber for the next month after that. Like Bieber Fever was bad. You know, it was so bad.

was bad. You know, it was so bad.

So bad. Basically, we were after Coachella, we stayed in Malibu, like in an Airbnb, but we each had our own rooms and each room had speakers that you could connect to. And I would just like

pass by in the hallways and I would hear Emily's room blast Justin Bieber and then I would go near Evelyn's bed room and it would be like Justin another Justin Bieber song. So like the entire week I was listening to Justin Bieber's

old songs and I was so sick.

Me and Evelyn would be like dissecting the songs and be like Justin Bieber said this and then Selena said this. They

were like, "This was during this era."

Like, this was in 2016 in February. Like, he

released this this day.

And everyone was like, "Listen to the lyrics. There's no way this man don't

lyrics. There's no way this man don't love her."

love her." She's like, "Listen to Flatline right now. Listen to it."

now. Listen to it."

So, guys, create a fandom chat if you guys want to also talk to Evelyn and Emily about Justin Bieber's whole lore.

We're Bieber fans.

That was a time.

Yeah, that was really fun.

Yeah, it was really fun.

A dream.

What? I know what K-pop K-pop stands feel.

It felt like a fever dream like that Malibu house like it just I only remember the Bieber songs. That's

all I remember.

Love the waves.

No. Yeah, I literally only remember listen to Favorite Girl was so nice though. We stayed a week in LA in Malibu

though. We stayed a week in LA in Malibu and we were filming a bunch of content.

Our YouTube videos already out so go check those out. But we genuinely fell in love with LA and we were like, "That's it. We're moving here. New York,

"That's it. We're moving here. New York,

New York City." Yeah.

[ __ ] the East Coast. We're all moving to LA, specifically Malibu, with our convertibles. And we were like planning

convertibles. And we were like planning planning our life. We're like, we're going to get three convertibles and then we're going to share a house, but it has to be big enough so we don't we don't run into each other.

Three beds. Has to be three beds.

Has to be by the water, too.

Yeah. We literally spent maybe 2 days exploring LA and all the little neighborhoods just for us not to move.

Well, yeah. Plans are TBD.

Everyone keeps asking us and I'm like, bro like we don't we don't even plan then.

We're we're kind of going with the flow right now. That's our situation. Yeah.

right now. That's our situation. Yeah.

LA was so fun.

I love LA.

Yeah, but I could see myself kind of getting sick of LA. Well, that's why we're going to be by coastal.

You say by coastal, but like I am not taking a freaking plane, right? Six

hours every month.

It doesn't have to be every month. Like

two months. Every two months.

I don't know, man. That's a That's a problem for later.

Yeah, that's something we'll discuss in the future.

But let's fast forward to May.

Why are you smiling at me like that?

That's like really creepy. Can you not?

It wasn't.

I'm just like I was like, "Okay, let's fast forward to May." And I look over and everyone's like like did I say something wrong? Did I offend you?

something wrong? Did I offend you?

Did I know how I smiled? What did I smile?

You were smiling at me like the like Nikki from Obsession.

I haven't watched the movie yet, so don't spoil it.

That movie is so funny. I thought it was hilarious.

It was funny. But did you didn't get jump scared?

No, I got jump scared. Also, I went to a drive-in movie theater like the car. So,

it was like not incap.

Was the jump scare like actually jump scare? I was like, "What the fuck?"

scare? I was like, "What the fuck?"

Actually, yeah.

I'm sorry.

You got to watch it in theaters.

But May, wait, did we cover everything from April? Oh, Evelyn's third 30.

from April? Oh, Evelyn's third 30.

Evelyn turned 27.

I should say my 30th birthday. I almost

said Evelyn turned 32.

She's practically 30.

I turned 27 in April. That's right.

Forgot about that.

Big news flash.

Is it weird saying, "Oh, I'm 27 to people." Um, no. I feel like 26 and 27

people." Um, no. I feel like 26 and 27 is pretty like on the same level.

No.

Nah, girl. I think 25 and 26 are I think starting 28 I think when I turn 28 that's when it's like oof.

No. 29 is like probably the worst.

Yeah. You have I guess another year of youngness.

Yeah. Oh my god.

But then I feel like but then when I feel like you hit 30 it's like no. Like

you're still young for your age.

No.

But it's like not like oh you're so young. It's like oh no don't worry. like

young. It's like oh no don't worry. like

30s, the new 20.

I have no idea.

That's when people just feel bad for you.

That's just like pity. It's like, oh no.

But actually, it is like for all my 30 flirties out there.

Well, anyways, I have no idea what Erica is saying, but when I turned 27, I genuinely felt like I turned a new leaf.

Okay. I don't think so. I felt more mature. I'm not even kidding, guys.

mature. I'm not even kidding, guys.

Does she look mature now?

I think my frontal lobe died.

I think it's just placebo effect. You're

like, [ __ ] I'm 27 now, guys. cuz you don't understand cuz

guys. cuz you don't understand cuz you're not 27 yet. But literally like the I'm not even kidding. When it turned midnight of April 15th, I legit felt like your frontal lobe was de developing.

Like I I felt light.

Um maybe you were just tired.

No, I actually genuinely I felt like light. I don't know how to explain it.

light. I don't know how to explain it.

I just felt like bore wisdom. As soon as I turned midnight, she started ascending from her bed.

I just came to a lot of realization about what that.

Okay, give me your top realization as a new 27y old 27year-old late 20 girl.

Okay, please say something stupid.

Crows are smart.

Wait, I'm not even trying to be like making a joke, but like life is not that serious. That's what I realized.

serious. That's what I realized.

Were you taking it seriously before? So,

is this a new family?

I feel like she's not the right person to ask like advice.

No, I'm I'm trying to like explain it in the right way, but her vocab's too short for that. Sorry,

guys.

No, life is just like um it's chill.

It's all good.

What are you saying?

There's so many years of life to your age that there's so many life. What did you say?

There's so many years to your life.

Okay. What I'm trying to Okay. What I'm

trying to say. Okay. Okay. This is what I'm trying to say. Everyone shut up.

What I'm trying to say is that I feel like after 25, people have certain expectations. Like especially when you

expectations. Like especially when you reach when you're about to reach 30, like people have expectations like oh when are you going to get married? When

are you going to like have kids? Like

who are you going to date? There's like

standard life stages that everyone must go through, but life is actually so long that none of that matters. Like it's not that deep.

It's not that deep. And if you didn't find the one by 27, 28, 29, that's fine because you can find the

love of your life at like 40s and no one gives a literally like apparently um my mom's fortune teller told Evelyn that she's going to find her

lover life at 40.

No way. Yeah.

So guys, it ain't that deep.

Oh my god. How rough is your dating life going to be, girl?

My mom was like, "You'll have the most luck 40." But Evelyn was like in the car

luck 40." But Evelyn was like in the car and she was like, "Nah." Like, I think I'm the type of person who will like find someone like later later, like when I'm 30 or something. And my mom was

like, "No, no, no. 40 is your year, girl."

girl." Like, boy, no. I don't believe in that, but 40 is

no. I don't believe in that, but 40 is crazy.

I know. Even if that was the case, it's fine. But I don't believe in that.

it's fine. But I don't believe in that.

It's not even like finding a boyfriend at 40 is crazy. It's just like you're going to have a child at like what 44?

That's like No, like finding I mean maybe that meant that you go through a divorce. It might

mean that you That's even worse.

Find someone and then you go through a divorce and you find the one 40.

It might not like it doesn't mean that you're going to date next time you're going to date is 40.

Well, I have a long interesting path ahead of me according to the fortune teller. But yeah, that's like the

teller. But yeah, that's like the conclusion I came up with that life is not serious.

Yeah. And I also feel like the marriage timeline and kids timeline is moving way way back.

Yeah. Well, at least in the city. I met

a girl on this brand trip I was at. Oh,

at Urban Outfitters brand trip. They were like 23, 24, maybe

brand trip. They were like 23, 24, maybe 25 26.

Mhm. And I think I thought the two couple were dating and they're like, "Oh, no. We've been married for four

"Oh, no. We've been married for four years."

years." They're like from the Midwest and they were like, "Yeah, it's super normal here."

here." I feel like that's very common though in the Midwest.

The girl next to me, the girl next to me was also from the Midwest. And she's

like, "Yeah, everyone's always so shocked." But

shocked." But it's really normal.

Like they like graduate college and then they get married. Yeah, that's common there.

But I feel like in the city it's different.

It's more pushed back. Do you guys see me as a steadfast farmer?

What's that?

A what? A steadfast farmer?

Like what's the official definition for that?

Tell me.

A steadfast farmer.

Oh, holy. I knew it. I knew it. I knew

it. I knew she meant the wrong word.

What was it?

A homestead.

Homestead farmer.

Homestead farmer. Homestead.

I'm so embarrassed. Homestead.

You're probably like googling and you're like, "Why isn't it coming up?"

I literally searched it up and they're like, "A steadfast is a farmer who's steady, who is reliable and persistent." Do you see me

as a reliable farmer? But what's a homestead farmer? Let me get the

homestead farmer? Let me get the definition for that.

You ask us if you could be a dog and you don't know what a dog is.

A homestead farmer is someone who lives on and works a homestead. A home and a piece of land where they aim to be at least partly self-sufficient by growing food, raising animals, and producing

some of their own necessities.

So, just no.

Why not?

Girl, maybe the fact that you called it a steady fast farmer.

Well, can I say one thing? I do.

What?

I I want to be a host.

Why do you think you can?

Okay.

What are your credentials?

I want a garden in my backyard and I want No, that's different. You're going to be growing agriculture.

Yes. Plus eggs

and maybe chickens.

You're going to grow eggs.

Well, you can be a partial homestead farmer. You don't have to be like all

farmer. You don't have to be like all self-sufficient. I'm not going to have

self-sufficient. I'm not going to have like 13 animals in my backyard. I feel

like No, you don't see me. I like chicken.

Be scared of chickens.

Yeah, you'd be scared of the chicken.

You know, they sometimes attack you when you try to catch their eyes.

Yes, I know roosters attack you.

I know. I I've looked into this.

Roosters, there are friendly ones and there are also non-friendly ones. The

non-friendly ones, they try to poke your eyeballs out.

And how do you know which one's friendly and non-friendly?

Just depending on if they attack you or not. And if they attack you, some

not. And if they attack you, some farmers, they just eat them.

Are you going to do that? We'll see.

Why are we talking about this right now?

I mean, I think you should go ahead. I

would love to see you prove us wrong.

I love if I could get fresh eggs. Like

I know. Imagine having fresh eggs. And I

I was like literally on TikTok watching these like micro influence like homestead farmer influencers and they'd be like, "Oh, my morning day in my life morning routine of a of a homestead farmer

like 5:00 a.m. in the morning to like feed their five cows."

Yeah.

Like milk them and then they walk and like pick up the eggs, put it in a basket, and then they also have like a like a farmers market like stand.

That is so romanticized.

But it just looks so cute.

Do you know how much that smells? And I

have respect for all the homestead farmers, but you know how much effort and work.

I'm sure it is, but I feel like it's so And you travel way too much for you to Well, at that point, I probably Yeah.

Like I'm talking about when I'm like older.

You're not going to be traveling at 40.

When I'm like 50 or 60?

When I have a cane? No. Like actually

though, like I'm not going to be traveling every month. I don't see myself doing that. Probably when I'm like really really old. I want to be traveling till I'm like on my deathbed.

Really?

Yeah. I different lifestyles. You can be taking care of your rooster and I'll be living up in a visa.

I think everyone would pay someone to take care of her homestead.

You'd call mom, bro. Mom would be a homesteader.

Mom would be the real homesteader.

Is it a homesteader?

But yeah, I was romanticizing that for a bit. Do you just want like insta pics?

bit. Do you just want like insta pics?

No, [ __ ] I want to pick up eggs. Do

you?

Yes. Why are you doubting that?

Okay, I think you should do it.

I will.

You should start helping mom plant stuff in the backyard. Then

you should start planting.

Our mom was planting like these new bushes and flowers, and this girl didn't lift the finger. I

mean, I didn't either, but like bro wants to become a homestead farmer. This

is the beginning.

Okay, I'll start with my mom's garden.

No, you're not.

It's okay.

When I have the time.

Anyways. Okay, now let's move on to May.

Gemini season.

How did your birthday go?

It was great, guys. Thanks for asking.

She turned 22. It was her golden birthday actually.

Yeah, guys. So, every year I don't want to do anything. And then when the time comes, I'm like, I got to do something.

For the last 3 years, it was like that cuz a I turned 20 and I was okay like my 20s. I'm entering my 20s. I got to do

20s. I'm entering my 20s. I got to do something. Next year 21, I need to go to

something. Next year 21, I need to go to the club for the first time. And then

22. 22nd on the 22. I need to celebrate my golden year. So 23 might be a bit boring, but maybe I won't do something.

Maybe I will because this year was so much fun. I rented out a bar for me and

much fun. I rented out a bar for me and my friends and we just got really effed up and we had so much fun. Emily, did

you have FOMO?

Not really cuz I was at the beach with all my friends and I was also having fun. So

fun. So wasn't it raining that weekend?

Yeah, but it was still fun cuz like my whole school was down there anyways. So,

we all just like went to each other's house.

Wait, what were you there for?

Memorial Day weekend.

Oh, interesting.

Were you just dillydallying down there?

What' you do?

Us.

What did I do?

Yeah, we played Uno Scrabble. You know, the good stuff.

Maybe some Pictionary.

Why does that sound so suspicious?

I don't know. You went all the way down to the beach, got an Airbnb to play word games with your entire high school class to put the entire high school.

Well, no. I got a house with just five of my friends, but then like everyone else like rents their own house and like we there's people staying in Seaside, Lavallet, Ortly Beach, like just like all along the shore.

Is that like a tradition?

Mhm. Memorial Day weekend and then blackout week in August.

What is Blackout Week? I I've never heard of the beach week where high school kids go down for a week and blackout.

No, I don't know why it's called blackout week to be honest.

And there's also prom weekend.

Oh yeah.

Oh, where we go down the shore.

It's just a jersey thing, you know.

I'm curious if there's this sort of tradition in any other parts of the US probably.

Yeah.

I'm not sure what.

Let us know, guys. Comment down below.

I'm sure like people go to their lake house for Memorial Day weekend. Oh, I

want a hot dog right now. You want a hot dog?

Makes me want a hot dog real bad.

Do you know that reference?

What is it? Jennifer.

Jennifer Cool Edge from uh Legally Blonde.

Yeah. Damn. You don't know that reference?

No.

She'll know it if we show her a video.

Will she?

Yeah.

I don't know. Erica's birthday happened.

Evelyn's birthday happened. Whatever. No

one cares at your effing birthday. Bro,

I had so much fun. It was so epic. It

was so epic. And the best part was that I didn't get too effed up where I don't like remember anything, you know, cuz everyone was feeding me shots. So, I was really scared I was going to be like

obliterated and get home too drunk where I'm throwing up and I feel like I actually got home perfectly fine. What

time did you get home? 4:00 a.m. Wow.

Well, 4:00 a.m. I left. So, 4:20ish I got home. Erica had these little mini

got home. Erica had these little mini tattoo station. It was like the water

tattoo station. It was like the water testing.

Erica just farted. I just duded.

This matcha's getting to me.

All right, bro.

Um, anyways, continuing.

I'm in the clear. I'm in the direct airway right now. I was like, I moved positions and I was like, I'm done. I quit.

I'm done. I quit.

I quit. Can we get an air purifier in here?

I actually quit.

I need a mask. I need like a shield.

Welcome.

It's my territory.

What the [ __ ] What was your favorite part about your birthday?

Um, the open bar and it was really comfortable cuz I knew the owner so I didn't feel like a stranger in the area. Honestly, just everyone that came.

area. Honestly, just everyone that came.

Like sometimes I feel like when you throw parties it could feel like too many random people and you're like who are you again? or like you're not super close with and you kind of regret

inviting them cuz it was like oh she's not listening this [ __ ] Get the out. I'mma toot your way.

out. I'mma toot your way.

No.

But yeah, I I would say the people because people flew down.

Okay. Wait, hold on. I'm checking

something. Let me just do it.

What are you checking? Three, two, one.

Okay. Okay. Oh my god. I SMELL IT.

I didn't actually toot. You [ __ ] Okay. But I smelled something in

Okay. But I smelled something in 4K.

I smell something.

I knew we need a new rule. Evelyn goes

on her phone way too much during podcast episodes and she doesn't end up listening to anyone. So I think No, I'm I'm looking at the next topic that we're talking about.

It doesn't take you 10 minutes. Evelyn's

like she's like, "All right, continue." And

then she goes like this.

No, she goes like this. Anyways,

I know her exact manners. She's trying

to act like it's like down by her butt and she's like, "Yeah, I know." Yeah.

Yeah. Mhm.

Um anyways, so and she does this thing where like she opens her eyes and she's like and then she goes like this and then like when she's low-key

clocking out of the conversation guide, she'll be like, "Oh yeah, no way.

Um anyways.

Anyways, um, about me.

Anyways, stop saying anyways, bro.

I can't stop. It's like my filler word.

All right, what's the next topic?

Well, we hit 5 million on YouTube.

Hey, hey, dab on them haters.

We We need to celebrate for that officially. It hit randomly and we were

officially. It hit randomly and we were all away from from each other. like

Erica was somewhere, Emily was somewhere, I was somewhere, and we weren't able to officially celebrate.

So, we will officially celebrate and we'll post about it. And we're thinking of changing our YouTube profile picture.

Yes. Please, please, please, please, please let us know what you guys think and let us know what we should do for it. Like,

what how should we celebrate?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Um, we should go on a trip.

Like where?

Um, I don't know. Well, I was thinking we should have like a cake with 5 million on it.

Oh, I'm fine with a dinner.

A dinner? Okay.

With with a five mill. Or

should we do a live stream with the a with our audience? With the

subscribers? Cuz like that's where we're like celebrating with the subscribers.

I don't know. You guys let me know.

I'm like thinking about yellow tail jalapeno now.

Why? cuz Erica just said dinner and now I want yellow trigger word dinner.

Emily just came straight from school today.

Oh yeah, I drove here from school and I actually got here faster than them.

Anyways, thanks guys for letting us hit 5 mil.

Um we're halfway to 10 mil and I can't wait to see the 10 mil plaque cuz that one's sick.

I'm so grateful to have 5 million people subscribe to our YouTube vlog channel which is insane because it's like it's like a whole country, bro. It's so

crazy. We started literally five years ago. No, six years ago.

ago. No, six years ago.

That's crazy.

Thanks, guys. Comment down below how we should celebrate. We can always give

should celebrate. We can always give back to y'all. So, maybe we could do like a giveaway. Give away 5 million of her things.

5 million jars of Evelyn's farts.

Ew. What the hell?

Trust me, you do not want that. That's

like deadly.

Anyways, thanks guys. I Why do you keep staring at me like that? You're such a I'm not staring at you. I'm not looking at you. I don't I literally don't You're

at you. I don't I literally don't You're not even in my view.

I know, but you keep staring at me.

As we were saying before with our Uber driver, guys, we were on the way to this podcast studio and we just encountered a really funny yet crazy looking at me. I'm looking at Erica.

Oh, you're looking at me and I know you're experience with the Uber driver.

Basically, let me explain the story so I can just get it over with really quickly cuz I feel like I've told this story 14 times already and we didn't.

Yeah, but it just like just happened and it's like irritating me. Okay, so I meet up with Eric and Evelyn in front of Evelyn's apartment to get into the Uber.

It's a minivan. We open it up. We get

inside and we all look Well, me and Erica look crusty. I just got back from school and she didn't have any makeup on. So, we unzip Evelyn's I mean Erica's

on. So, we unzip Evelyn's I mean Erica's makeup bag and we just slap on some concealer and I'm Erica's like rubbing on some bronzer. I'm doing concealer and the Uber driver like turns around and

he's like um the he he kind of in an accent so we couldn't really understand but he was like the makeup, the powder, like I'm allergic to it. Like can we just not use powder? And we were like oh okay like we won't use powder. Like is

it okay if we just use like concealer and like serum? And he said okay. So, we

only using like um liquid based makeup products. And

products. And oh, and mind you, when he said that the first time, he said it in a very like rude way. He was kind of like um like

rude way. He was kind of like um like can you not do it? It wasn't like in a polite way. And we just like brushed it

polite way. And we just like brushed it off cuz we're like, okay, maybe he is allergic to makeup.

Okay. So, basically, we were like, all right, we'll we'll use no powder, sir.

We got it. If you're allergic, we respect it. And we're quietly putting

respect it. And we're quietly putting makeup on. We also are not making a

makeup on. We also are not making a mess. We are using very minimal makeup.

mess. We are using very minimal makeup.

We're literally just patting it into our skin. And then Evelyn and I started

skin. And then Evelyn and I started speaking in Korean. I think we said like two things in Korean. Evelyn was like, "Wow, this car is really clean." Cuz

like maybe he has OCD and doesn't like it when strangers like spill things and stuff, which is totally respectable. So

everyone was just like, "Oh, wow. This

place is really clean." And I was like, "Yeah." The moment we stop speaking

"Yeah." The moment we stop speaking Korean, this man swerves to the curb and goes, "I told you that I don't want y'all putting makeup on." And there's

three of you guys making makeup. Press

the door. It slides open mid blending my bronzer. Guys, my bron bronzer was like

bronzer. Guys, my bron bronzer was like dots around my face still. It was

streaky. And I was like, "Oh, I I guess we're getting off." And

and it wasn't even 10 minutes into the ride. It was like

ride. It was like It was like literally four blocks down the road from Evelyn's apartment. And

we're we were already running late to the pot to here. So, we were like, "Bro, like this is just like adding more time."

time." Yeah. And I told I told the Uber, I was

Yeah. And I told I told the Uber, I was like, "Oh, like we just have an important work thing we we need to get ready." He's like, "I don't care. IdGF,"

ready." He's like, "I don't care. IdGF,"

he said. And he said, "Get out." So, we were like, "All right, whatever." And

then we got another Uber. Well,

actually, that was a lift. We got

another lift. And then we got another lift. Bro was chill while I was blending

lift. Bro was chill while I was blending out the rest of my bronzer. And it

wasn't even like we were using the makeup in an obnoxious way. We weren't

even using powder. Yeah, we weren't even using powder and we weren't like waving around. We weren't spraying anything. It

around. We weren't spraying anything. It

was literally just like a stick concealer and stick bronzer and we were just using a sponge.

Yeah.

And he just like freaked out for no reason.

Oh. Well, it started off first Erica was using her Octobuddy on his on his window and then he was like, "What's that thing on my window? Like, can you not use that?"

that?" Yeah. I was filming get ready. I tried

Yeah. I was filming get ready. I tried

filming a get ready with me and I stuck my October on his window and he was like, "Uh, ma'am, what is that?" And I was like, "Oh, my phone's just like on the window." And he's like, "Oh, can you

the window." And he's like, "Oh, can you please not do that?" And I was like, "Sure okay."

"Sure okay." I I don't understand why, though.

I mean, I think maybe he thought he just didn't know what it was, which I guess territorial.

Whatever. The octopi part wasn't that bad. It's just like the fact that he

bad. It's just like the fact that he kicked us out.

Yeah.

And wasted our time, but whatever. I

think we have a suspicion he was slightly racist cuz it was like right after we spoke Korean.

Yeah, he probably just knew we were like he probably thought we were talking about him or something.

Yeah, we weren't even talking though.

People make assumptions. We make

assumptions. It's fine.

Anyways, he was really mean and whatever. The past is the past. Lyft

whatever. The past is the past. Lyft

still charged me for the ride.

Whatever the past is the past like really wants that money back.

I I tried to get a refund for it and they were like it's ineligible. I don't

know. No, it's saying I'm not. And I

like kept saying it's like I didn't get dropped off to the right location.

They're like, you know what? Everything happens for a reason. Maybe we could have gone to a

reason. Maybe we could have gone to a car crash in that car. That car was going to blow up. Who knows? I don't

know.

Who knows? Maybe he would have dropped us off at like the wrong location and it was like all the way in Brooklyn and we didn't notice until then or something like that.

Or maybe he's actually allergic to makeup and we almost killed him and almost we almost got into escaped a lawsuit.

Yeah.

So, you know what? Thank you. So, you

know, on to the next topic.

New life update. Evelyn and I have been playing golf and me.

Yes, girl. You took like one other one.

girl. You took like one other one.

Mom's not putting me in any lessons cuz you're busy all the time.

Exactly. In school, so it's me and Evelyn.

So, Eric and I have been taking two golf lessons every week at 8:00 a.m. in the

morning.

About 7:00 a.m. for it.

Yeah. 6:30, actually. I will say my teacher says I'm a very fast learner.

Good for you.

Good for you.

I'm not going to say anything.

All I have to say is golf is really hard and it really is. I think golf is a mix of physics and really understanding your

body and how it moves. Dude, did you putting No.

Oh my god. He was teaching me that today. And it's literally told me a

today. And it's literally told me a little bit.

It's literally all math. It's all math.

Like you have to do the calculations on how far you are. If if it's like 300 ft, no, not 300 feet, like 3 feet, 5 feet.

Like, and then you have to learn the angles cuz then you're on an angle and then you have to make sure the ball goes into the hole. It's actually insane.

I just want to learn to golf so I can play with mom. I don't want to be like a pro golfer.

Well, I'm not trying to be a pro golfer either, but I just really want a pretty swing, know how to hit the ball, like understand golf terminology.

Yeah, I am not excited to do putter. I

really like the big swings. Once it gets tiny and like I'm by that little hole, I'm like, uh, but pudding's not that bad. I feel like it's kind of boring. I

bad. I feel like it's kind of boring. I

love golf outfits. I'm obsessed.

That's the whole reason why she probably got into it so she can wear some skirts.

Yeah, obviously. I ordered some clothes actually and I'm waiting for them to come in from where?

Some random brand. I feel like golf clothing brands are so expensive and random. and random.

random. and random.

But like if you're into golf, you'll know that brand if you're like if you get it from like a good place.

But yeah, I feel like my swing is improving. Well, it was improving and

improving. Well, it was improving and then my teacher today taught me like more nittygritty details about it.

It's not to Yeah. Like you think you have the swing and then they're like, "All right, next step to make get even a prettier swing.

Add this.

Add It's like a tiny little detail." And

my entire swing was messed up today. And

I literally spent an hour and a half with my teacher like reconstructing my swing and like relearning my body and how to move it. And I was like I I actually felt like death by the end of I

actually was begging my teacher to get me off the [ __ ] ass pad cuz I was like, "No, I don't want to hit another ball."

She's like, "It's all right. Another

one.

Another one. And another one."

So she keeps going.

She's a really good teacher.

She's a really good teacher.

I love when a teacher is passionate.

Yeah, she's so passionate cuz our lesson is only 1 hour and we were there for maybe 2 hours.

Yeah, almost 3 hours.

8 9 10 11. We start started at 8:00. We

left at 11:00.

Oh my god.

I like that though cuz like it shows that she doesn't care about like the money and she like actually wants you to learn.

But our teacher, the teach the current teachers that we're learning from, they're moving back to China or something or North Carolina, you idiot. Like what?

Where are you getting this information from?

Our teacher was lived in China for 17 years.

Why did I She's Korean, but she lived in China for I think she was moving back to China, bro. Bro, I literally can't. Can you

bro. Bro, I literally can't. Can you

like fact check fact check?

Well, she's moving back to North Carolina. So,

Carolina. So, not China.

How do you get at the end of June? So, we're trying to spam lessons from her.

That's why we're taking two lessons.

And when she leaves, I don't know what we're going to do. We have to find a new golf teacher. Yeah,

golf teacher. Yeah, if you guys are golf teachers out there that is based in New Jersey, let us know.

Or New York.

Or in New York. We're open.

Golfing in New York is so expensive.

Yeah, it really is.

Anyways, June, what? Can you stop smiling at me like that? Like, June is creepy. It's creepy. It's creeping me

creepy. It's creepy. It's creeping me out.

Emily has a problem with me looking at her.

Yeah, it's like giving pizzas like Well, what am I supposed like to the ceiling? It's giving like strict teacher

ceiling? It's giving like strict teacher when you offend the teacher.

Okay, I'm just going to turn this way.

Oh my gosh. Yeah, that's good. Today I

was with the middle schoolers. If you

guys don't know, I work at my middle school now for like a WBL, workbased learning.

Do you want me to?

And these eighth graders are actually so rude. They're so rude. And I almost

rude. They're so rude. And I almost yelled at them today because I was like, this is insane. Like they're just like my teacher is pregnant, mind you. She's

like 6 months pregnant. And she's like, I don't know. She's a teacher and she's an adult. You should be respecting a

an adult. You should be respecting a teacher no matter what. And they just kept talking back to her. They were like screaming and yelling in the class.

Are you listening?

Mhm.

Why are you doing that?

What?

You're like, I'm listening genuinely. What are you doing?

Go on.

Don't right now. Anyways, she was these boys. They were boys, okay? They're like

boys. They were boys, okay? They're like

immature 14-year-old boys. They were

like fooling around in the classroom and the classroom next to us was taking like a standardized testing. So, my teacher was like, "You guys have to be quiet.

like, "Stop yelling. The class just called me and said, "You guys are being too loud. You need to quiet down." But

too loud. You need to quiet down." But

they just kept going. They kept talking.

They kept being loud. And the teacher had to move them. And the teacher was like, "Sit here right now." And then the boys just kept going. And then my teacher was like, "You like look at me.

Like, if you keep going, I will send you down to the office and the consequences will be bad. Like, I'm not talking about detention. I'm talking about one of your

detention. I'm talking about one of your eighth grade activities being taken away from you." And they were like joking

from you." And they were like joking about it. They were like, "Lowkey?" And

about it. They were like, "Lowkey?" And

my teacher was like, "Lowkey?" like

lowkey, do you want it taken away from you? My teacher was like, "You're going

you? My teacher was like, "You're going down to the office." They're like lowkey and I was like I was like sitting right next to them and I was just staring at them in awe. I was like like with my jaw dropped. I was like, "Are you kidding me? Like there's no way you're going to high school right now."

Like me in eighth grade, I would never talk back to my teacher. Like I was always terrified of my teacher. And these boys were ruthless. Like the way they were

were ruthless. Like the way they were talking back to her was in She was like sit here. They were like, "No, you told

sit here. They were like, "No, you told me to sit here." And then she was like, "No, I told you to sit here." And like gh whatever. And they just kept talking

gh whatever. And they just kept talking and they were so annoying. And this one boy kept drawing on the whiteboard. My

teacher was like, erase that right now.

And he was like, "No." And then I was like, he said, "No."

Yeah. And then she's like, "Why?" And

and then um she was like, "No, erase it." And he was like, "Why?" And I was

it." And he was like, "Why?" And I was like, "Did you just ask your teacher why?" I was like, "Just erase it, bro.

why?" I was like, "Just erase it, bro.

It's your name and a pig you drew. Like,

it's not that important." And then he was like, "Can I at least keep the keep the pig?" And she was like, "No, erase

the pig?" And she was like, "No, erase it right now." And he was like, and I was like a really chill teacher. Yeah,

she's chill. She's like so nice. But

like these kids are just so rude. It was

so annoying. Like I genuinely almost yelled at them myself. I was like, "Stop." Like why are you guys talking

"Stop." Like why are you guys talking back?

That's crazy.

No one does that in high school. Like

literally no one acts like that.

I remember even like in my grade when I was like eighth grader. You know those um like footbally kids?

Yeah. Like those like I don't know. They're just annoying like highlighter kids.

Yeah. They just

What's the highlighter kid? where they

would just wear like neon Nike clothes every day.

Like class clowns.

Oh. Oh

yeah. They were like rage baiting my teacher. That that's what they were

teacher. That that's what they were doing. Rage baiting. And I was like,

doing. Rage baiting. And I was like, "Why are you rage baiting her right now?"

now?" That's crazy.

I would hate I would hate it. Even when

I was a student and kids in my grade would do that. I was like, "Bro, like like some days I wish I was the teacher so I could just like put them into shape.

I could never be a teacher. I don't have enough patience for that. Damn.

Like these kids are I feel like are getting worse and worse and worse and worse. Really?

worse. Really?

What?

Nothing. I don't think I've had guys in my class that acted like that at at all when I was in middle school.

Well, you probably did, but you don't remember cuz that was like two decades ago.

I don't remember me being like, "Wow, this kid is so rude." I feel like the younger kids get more brattier. Yeah,

maybe the generation with more access to like Tik Tok or Instagram.

No, they're like literally getting brattier and brighter. I'm just like that's crazy. I feel like online you see

that's crazy. I feel like online you see like these funny Tik Toks of people like Yeah. rebelling or trolling videos and

Yeah. rebelling or trolling videos and it's like funny but it's like crazy cuz they're talking to the teacher as if that's her friend.

And I'm like that's not your friend.

That's your teacher. Like bro like respect her and they're just not respecting her at all. I'm just like they're taking you talk to your mom like that. I'm so confused. Clearly like you

that. I'm so confused. Clearly like you talk to your mom like that. That's

embarrassing. They'll be getting yelled at and they'll like look at me and we'll make like eye contact and he'll be like I'll be like, "Yeah, bro. You're

embarrassing yourself. It's

embarrassing."

I can't imagine teacher assistant me.

Yeah.

No, but I'll just look I'll give them the dirtiest look. I'm just like I'm like, you know that Cardi B mess like that's what I'll do.

So you look at them and go like Yeah.

I'm just like it's just like what are you doing? It

actually pisses me off so much.

Are they rude to you?

Um no. Yeah. I mean I'm just like standing there anyways.

That's crazy.

I can't I have to see them tomorrow.

Like genuinely if they do one more thing I'm yelling at them tomorrow. I'm not

kidding cuz I feel like my teacher is being way too nice. She's like a chill teacher.

Do you talk to the teacher and be like bro what's wrong?

Yeah. when the students leave, we like look at each other and she's like and I'm like, "Yeah, and why don't you say like sometimes I'll walk in the class and I'll see like certain kids and I'll be

like, it's this class." Because they actually misbehave so much.

Wow. Is it that bad?

And like actually, but it's crazy because they'll act crazy in her class and then in another class they'll act better.

What? And

I'm just like the chillness. They're

taking advantage of the chill chillness of No, but even in the social studies teacher, she's also really chill. And my

friend that I'm doing WBL with, I'm like, "Do these kids act like this in your class?" And they're like, "No,

your class?" And they're like, "No, they're literally sleeping." Like this.

The one kid that was getting in trouble in my class was sleeping in her class.

Why do they all get hyper in my class?

I'm just like confused.

Huh?

They all get hyper in the Spanish class.

Isn't it bad to sleep in class?

I'd rather have them sleeping than yelling. And I I was grading their

yelling. And I I was grading their quizzes the other day and they all suck.

They all suck at Spanish. They were all getting Fs. So I was like, fail, fail,

getting Fs. So I was like, fail, fail, fail, fail, fail. Like, what are you doing? They were some some of them they

doing? They were some some of them they were like writing in English.

What are they learning right now?

They're they were reading a book. So the

qu questions were about the book. They

were learning about um foods, too. Like

different foods from different cultures.

Do you think maybe it's because it's the end of the year, they're like trying less?

I don't know. Maybe. And they'll ask stupid questions, too.

They don't even know how to ask to use the bathroom in Spanish. I'm just like, bro, what? I know how to do that.

bro, what? I know how to do that.

Don't let No, not Albano.

I was going to try guessing.

You wouldn't have I know what Albano is.

Albano.

Can I eloqu?

Well, you just just use context clue.

What?

Wait, what? Just people will know.

No, you said what is B?

Yeah, that that I know that's not that's what I said. No, but that's not can I.

It's putoal.

I hated when people when teachers would be like can you can I use the bathroom? I don't know.

Can you?

I know. That's why I say may I.

All throughout high school I would say may I cuz I just didn't want to deal with I was like I don't want to deal with this right now.

I never I hated asking to use the bathroom.

Imagine raising your hand and asking hasn't been in school for too long. Maybe in college you don't need to

long. Maybe in college you don't need to raise your hand. That's why.

Well, I know.

Well, unless you're asking a question or something. If you want to go to the

something. If you want to go to the bathroom, you just walk out.

Well, yeah, that makes sense.

Well, is that like is it like that in high school?

In some classes, some teachers just tell you like just go to the bathroom.

Oh. What kind of students were you guys in school? In middle school?

in school? In middle school?

In middle school, I I was just a quiet kid.

In I think in elementary school, I was a quiet kid. And then 6th, 7th, 8th, I got

quiet kid. And then 6th, 7th, 8th, I got a little bit more hyper. My eighth grade math teacher told me she had to put me in the front of the classroom cuz I would talk too much.

Really?

I do not see you as a yapper in class.

Yeah, you seem like the opposite.

It's cuz all my friends were in that class. Yeah, I was a pretty quiet kid. I

class. Yeah, I was a pretty quiet kid. I

actually like don't pee my mouth really. like ex the only class that I

really. like ex the only class that I really tried in was or like asked questions and participated was during math class because that was like the only class where I was like I really

want to be good at it. Social studies

freaking hated. Um English hated. I just

like didn't like reading out loud. I

mean no sometimes I would I would sometimes like raise my hand if I'm like feeling you know I hate when teachers make you read out the paragraphs in order of like the line. Oh, I'm just stressing the entire

line. Oh, I'm just stressing the entire time.

I'm like re re like practicing my part.

Like I actually think about this like every time I pick up a book. I'm like if my English teachers never made us read in order, I think I would be I think I

would have loved books.

What about popcorn reading?

I know that I freaking hate that.

When the teacher would read and then they call on someone random to read. I

hate that cuz it makes you not concentrate on the book like what it's actually saying and you concentrate on if you're going to get called or not.

Yeah. Or it's it's so satisfying when your paragraph has like a big girl word and you like ace it say it.

Yeah. And then if someone else that gets called on like stumbles on their word, you're I'm like stressed for them. Or

like if they're like stuttering how me too.

I feel like whenever I read out loud, my voice sounds weird. Like I overthink what my voice sounds like. I feel like I'm I'm more conscious not to sound too

annoying or too slow I think I'm a pretty good reader like when I'm just reading off of things but I just don't get being called on. I hate

that.

Yeah, I freaking hate that. Like I feel like I genuinely would have loved books when I was younger if teachers didn't do that whole of And also I hated reading

in class cuz it made you want to read fast but you actually aren't actually reading. You know what I'm saying?

reading. You know what I'm saying?

Group reading and then you feel pressure to read fast because you think you're slow at reading. So you're like, "Okay, let me read this really fast cuz I don't want to be the last person who like read this."

Or sometimes they'd be reading the other people would be reading too slow and I'm already like on the next page.

And then I'm like, "Wait, am I missing something?" Anyways, so guys, by this episode, oop, I said it again, didn't I?

Yes, you did. By this episode, by by the time this episode is live, Emily has went to prom.

Finally, four days ago, three days ago.

Um, five days ago.

Five days ago. 5 days ago, Emily went to prom. Her first senior prom.

prom. Her first senior prom.

Four days ago, I meant. Sorry.

And after prom, thank God.

So, this is before it all happened. So,

this is coming from the past. What are

your plans? Oh, Emily got prom posed yesterday.

Mhm. Evelyn was there for it and I think she was like the worst person to be there for it.

What? Why? I thought

you made it like so much worse. Bro,

she was like holding her phone. She's

like recording and she's like she she was like taking pictures of me and my date and she's like, "Why is this so awkward?" And then my date was just like

awkward?" And then my date was just like awkwardly standing there with like my friends to the side and I was probably felt more awkward.

In my head I was like I'm about to beat this [ __ ] up.

The flash she was like why is this so awkward?

You know what Emily did, guys? Before

her prom date even knocked on the door, they like drove into the driveway and then Emily like knew that. So, she like opened the door. Like, she like went out.

That's what I was supposed to do. The

whole plan was Sarah and Ryan were coming to hang out with me. Like, I

wasn't supposed to know that he was coming.

Oh, but why did you know?

Cuz I told you.

Yes, because I asked Sarah.

But did Kaylin know that you knew?

No.

Like the whole thing was like Sarah and Ryan were just making me come out. He

wasn't supposed to knock on my door.

You just don't know the plan.

Oh, I see.

And you just made it so much worse. And

in my head, I was like, well, I was so I was going to have Flash on, but thank god I didn't cuz that would have made it worse or obvious. You were just being so

obvious. You were just being so annoying. And then I went inside to go

annoying. And then I went inside to go like get his bow tie to give it back to him. And apparently you were asking

him. And apparently you were asking about Tetris. You were like, "Do any of

about Tetris. You were like, "Do any of you guys play Tetris?" I downloaded a VPN off Facebook and my friends were like, "You ancient mother Facebook." I

think your friend Ryan was like, "That's crazy."

crazy." He was probably like, "Damn, guys. Emily left me alone with these

guys. Emily left me alone with these high schoolers."

high schoolers." Intimidated.

I was just like, "What's up?" It was so weird. Like, Tetris,

weird. Like, Tetris, you want to You want my code? We can

make a group.

We can play competitively.

Emily's like, "I'm going to grab the bow tie from upstairs." And I'm like, "What about me?"

about me?" And I was just standing there. So, like

the first thing that came off came up in my mind was Tetris cuz I was literally just playing Tetris. And I'm like, "So, um, does anyone play Tetris?"

They were one of them.

That was the first thing you said to them.

Yeah. And then I think one of them was like, "Oh, yeah. I I know Tetris." And I'm

"Oh, yeah. I I know Tetris." And I'm like, "No way. You played in high school too?"

school too?" Yeah. Sarah was like,

Yeah. Sarah was like, cuz back in my days on Facebook, there was this game called Tetris. I mean, it was there was Tetris on Facebook and then we would all like verse each other in school and we would just like be

playing it during lunch and stuff and um but like and now it discontinued.

Log on to Facebook at 11:45, guys.

But now it discontinued so it doesn't it doesn't exist. So these kids don't know

doesn't exist. So these kids don't know they're missing out. But it's so much fun. I still play Tetris to this day.

fun. I still play Tetris to this day.

You know what helps with PTSD?

I I played Tetris in high school but not on Facebook. I played Tetris um during

on Facebook. I played Tetris um during college. Like yeah, it's so lit.

college. Like yeah, it's so lit.

Apparently, if something really really bad happened to you and then you play Tetris like right afterwards, you you're the the chances of you getting PTSD is like less.

Here's another fun fact for you guys.

That's another fun fact. Let's check

that.

So, if anything horrible happens to you guys and you guys are like, "Damn it, Tetris. Play some Tetris."

Tetris. Play some Tetris."

Dude, I'm like so addicted to the point where like the shapes when I'm like trying to sleep, I'm like imagining the shapes and like that was me with Fortnite. You see it in your head. You should try block blast.

your head. You should try block blast.

Block blast is not as satisfying.

Yes, it is.

No, it's not. My high score is over 700,000. Let me know what yours is,

700,000. Let me know what yours is, guys.

Anyways, yeah, Emily got promos. It was

really awkward. Oh, wait. How what what did it say on his poster?

So, basically, I'll give you some backstory. There's this song Die Trying

backstory. There's this song Die Trying by Drake and I would listen to it like all the time last year of junior year and as a joke I was like I posted on my TikTok story. I was like the song like

TikTok story. I was like the song like gives me PTSD. We like would talk about the song together and I guess he thought of it for the prom posal. So the prom proposal was I would rather die trying

than to never ask prom and my friend Ryan effed up the music per usual. I was

like why didn't you bring a speaker and he played the song like 5 minutes after the proposal and it was at like level two off his iPhone and I was like great.

I could barely hear the song.

Ryan was like, "Oh, he just heard the song like after he asked."

asked." I was like, "Ryan, just stop."

And then I was like, "What's the music for?" And he was like, "Oh, it's the

for?" And he was like, "Oh, it's the poster."

poster." I was like, "Why is he randomly playing music on his phone?" Wait, how did you end up with your prom date?

I honestly don't remember, but I remember we were talking about it back in like January. We like had it planned since January.

Oh, since January. Yeah,

guys. When you're in senior year, prom's figured out like first month of school.

Really?

Yeah.

It's like the first thing we think about.

Oh, wow.

Yeah. Prom junior prom.

Prom is a big deal at our school, especially cuz we don't have homecoming.

So, the only like dance we have is prom.

Are you just like friends with him?

Yeah.

Oh, literally just friends. Nothing else.

Please, guys, just friends.

Please.

What do you mean E N D?

Do you think he likes you?

We're just friends.

Do you feel like he likes you?

No.

And you have no Oh, no. No, no, no, no, no no no no no no no. I don't have a crush. Ew. Cootie,

no. I don't have a crush. Ew. Cootie,

literally cut it.

Ew.

Maybe you're gay.

No more kimchi, guys. I literally can't.

Why?

He's another kimchi, right? He can be kakugi.

No, actually, stop it. I hate the nickname, the radish.

I actually hate these nicknames.

Kimchi and Kakugi.

I actually hate these nicknames, guys, cuz it's so weird. And it's like, why are you referring to my day as kimchi?

No, it's gi my someone's commenting like, damn, she's collecting these kimchis. And I'm like, I'm not

kimchis. And I'm like, I'm not collecting any kimchis.

It's cuz of your stupid rap that you made up. Why did I think that you go to

made up. Why did I think that you go to prom with someone that you like?

You usually do, but some people go with friends. Emily has never went to prom

friends. Emily has never went to prom with someone she likes.

So, and she went to like eight of them.

I just go to prom for the fun, guys. For

the vibes, to wear the dress, to wear the makeup, and get the pics. Is there

something you need to tell us, Emily?

No, I'm not lesbian if that's what you're wondering.

Asexual?

Probably. I think so.

No, I think what the problem is there's like there's just like no cute boys at my school. No offense, actually. Why

my school. No offense, actually. Why

would I say no offense?

What's your type, Emily?

My type? Oh my gosh. Nonchalant. I'm

kidding. really funny. Has to know how to keep a conversation going. Wait, I

have a great example. Timothy Shalamé,

Callum Turner, um Tom Holland like that.

Nice. How about like kids your age?

Um, see, that's hard. That's why I can't wait to go to college and hopefully I can meet someone new. But apparently all the guys at NYU are like Well, speaking of college, we'll be talking about that in the next

episode.

So stay tuned. Stay tuned. You guys are going have to wait a whole week. Oh,

it's like waiting for Love Island. Oh my

god. Our episodes comes out today at 9:00 p.m.

9:00 p.m.

Oh my god. Love Island and our episodes come out same day. So you can double the double the entertainment.

You can watch us in the morning and then Love Island at night. Period.

Well, anyways, well guys, this was episode one of our new season and our new studio, our new everything. I hope you guys enjoyed.

everything. I hope you guys enjoyed.

Anything else you guys want us to talk about? Let us know. This was just us

about? Let us know. This was just us catching up from the last two months we disappeared on you guys and I hope we did a good job cuz I feel like we rambled a lot. We talked about every Yeah, we kind of we're kind of rusty,

guys. So, it

guys. So, it we'll be back. We'll be shiny and clean.

We'll clean up our gears for episode two.

Yeah. Thanks for watching and I'll see you guys next Tuesday. Bye

bye.